CzabeCast

Czabe is back off his deathbed (SAWFT) and welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the show. The boys talk about how awful the Pohlad Family is in Minnesota and how they are not going anywhere, nearly shooting your eye out with a BB gun, fantasy football August storylines developing, why golf is great, and how Rice Krispies treats are what elite athletes eat.**sometimes

Czabe is back in studio, sounding crystal clear, and ready to rip on a number of juicy stories in sports. Starting with the continued idiocy of Gilbert Arenas getting busted for running illegal poker games. Then to the details on Marcus Morris and his bad checks/markers in Vegas. And then the inevitable dumping of Shannon Sharpe by ESPN. Also, Sophie Cunningham has Caitlyn Clark's back. Mark Schlereth tries to stuff the NFL nu...

The CTE Bogeyman is poised for another stupid comeback. Tony Pettiti wants a "Play-In" college football weekend, with a guaranteed 4-4-2-2-1-3 model. Let's pray it never happens. Sydney Sweeney is apparently a Nazi. Still... *would.* Never fight. Ever. Run, instead. The ultra-woke left knows no limits on crazy. Odds of making the NFL. Musk tunnelling under Nashville. RIP Ryne Sandberg. Un-self-aware social media account...

Christian Wilkins cut by the Raiders over "bizarre incident". Homophobia apparently is not dead in the NFL. Emmanuel Clase lands on the MLB's gambling investigation list. Prime Time beats bladder cancer. Shout out to the versatile hottie, The Big Unit, Hannah Waddingham. Bryce Harper stares down The Commish. "Resetting your girl's router." Aaron Rodgers with a great answer on Bradshaw, but still playing it c...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN as he is back from his weekend of golf at Erin Hills in Wisconsin with his no-account middle-aged buddies. They talk about Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, and of course, Andy only knows them from "other things" they did after they were already famous. NFL training camps are already getting dicey and spicy. Does it even make sense to track Dylan Gabriel, Kenny Pickett, Sheduer Sanders and Joe Flacco in practi...

Czabe rides solo today and celebrates the incomparable story arc and life of one John Michael Osbourne. RIP, Ozzy! Why he became a mainstream pop culture icon. NFL players are running into the paywall as camps open up. Why the franchise tag continues to be the worst thing that ever happened to the union. The odds of "Redskins" making a return have never been higher, but are they actually high to begin with? College coaches ...

Pity the poor Cowboy fan. Doomed to loud and sometimes comical failure by an octagenerian who still thinks he's the smartest man in pro football. SCOTT LINN and STEVE SOLOMON join me a on rare Tuesday where you get the OG's for FREE this week! We talk NFL news cycle ramping up, Mike Brown's big ol' Charlie Brown head, "bald bias" in media and advertising, Steelers throwbacks, therapy piano horses and a whole...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN for the usual Monday chat, despite his lingering uvul-itis. The NFLPA has had not one, but two officers resign since we last gathered here on the CzabeCast! And the first guy had a real thing for company-reimbursed strip-club visits! Hoo boy! NFL Training camps are opening for business! WNBA players decide to negotiate via t-shirt slogans. Let's see how it works! Scottie Scheffler wins another (ho hum...

PAUL CHARCHIAN. Are rocks a "yard?" Good fences make good neighbors. Utah Jazz chatter, hard to find. Who is AJ Dybansta. Ranked choice voting. Minnesota's Somali influx. How do they endure the cold? Charch's dad's driver's license quagmire. The law-abiding get punished. Utah driving test. Shamar Stewart is ready to wait out the Bengals. Maybe. Najee Harris' eye injury is not as "minor" as they s...

Cal Raleigh wins the HR derby. Why not make it even longer! I'm skeptical about the inch-accuracy you claim, MLB. "I'm an influencer. Cater to my whims!" Weird flex, bro. So midget hires are not cool? The Diesel wrecks RG3. Stat of the Day. Scary Terry, meets skimpy Commanders. Bruno Mars is almost out of debt. Maybe. Shitty take, A-Rod. Never change. One year later, we still know basically nothing. The laws of econ...

Czabe rides solo. Johnny Furphy with maybe the greatest dunk in caucasian history. Poor Noa Essenque. The Joy is gone. Shakeup at FS1. More careers ruined by sexual overdrive. Listener feedback. No more Dan Snyder talk? Sneaking up on the full name and logo restoration. Canadian nice, or simple accountability? Take the left at Albuquerque. I married an Irsay. MORE....

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN on a Monday. Among the items discussed: MLB All Star break. Jacob Miserowski. Mark "The Bird" Fydrich. Horrible ways to die. Monday Night Baseball. Chris Berman. 50 Years at ESPN? The Ageless Linda Cohn. Open Championship. The Lerner Era with Nationals. Who wouldn't want to own a baseball team? The Commanders attempt to placate the name and logo holdouts. NIL Go is now NIL "No!" Bill A...

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to talk about his pool quote, the "Hello Utah" song's very slutty past, how long he has to drive to get a pizza, Southwest Airlines and thunderstorms, plus a great Onterrio Smith story and more.....

Our family lost our rock in May, as my dad passed at the age of 86. He had a magnificent life, and was the best father a kid could have. I share some thoughts about the times I spent with him, and the lessons I learned.

Cardi B "Cheated On" By Stefon Diggs? The Epstein client list? What client list? Max Homa has haters. Joey Chestnut vs. Usain Bolt. Pacers covering their asses. Death by volcano. Micro-retirement? Punter has zero toughness. Deshaun finds true love.*

*maybe

GUEST: ANDY POLLIN1 How Was Seattle?2 Podcasts vs. Radio3 T-Mobile Park4 The Big Dumper5 Great Hitting Catchers6 Joey Chestnut Reigns Again7 Who ARE These Tennis Chicks?8 Wimbledon's TV Bunker9 How Does MLB Fumble The 4th?10 Bradley Beal To Write A $14M Check

PAUL CHARCHIAN:

• The Fat Landscaper
• Pool Thieves
• Diddy Lube Party
• Adrian Peterson fight guy
• Steelers/Dolphins Trade
• Jonnu, My Jonnu
• Darren Waller, Really?
• Rodgers JC Penny Ad
• Red Panda Goes Down Hard
• Microsoft Cutting 6,000 XBox
• Jobs
• Hello Utah

Czabe enjoys a Power Lunch at the Palm with CHRIS KNOCHE and STEVE BUCKHANTZ. Many things were discussed. Laughs were had. The veal, was spectacular.

NBA Moves

70 Million Barrier Broken

Worst Guy to Ref

Story Behind Scott Foster

White Finals Jacket

Clams on Halfshell

Charicature on Wall

Achilles Tears

WW Kobe Think?

Sick Handles

Luxury Charter Travel

Air India Disaster Theories

Van Gundy’s Civic Flipped

Expanding Tournament

Paddy vs. Maltbie

Not L...