March 4, 2025 • 8 mins
And he loves it! We always take a gamble having this funny man on the show live, but he's just too damn good. With the news that The 1% Club is returning Jim breaks down plane etiquette and shares his theory why alcohol sales are down in young people.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Australia's cheeky comic genius, Jim Jeffries has taken America by storm.
We see a load of Jim Jeffries.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Jim Jeffries, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The only way to stop a bad guy with a
chainsaw is a good guy with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh absolutely adore this man. New episodes of The one
Percent Clever coming soon as seven and seven plus. He
is in our great country. It's good to have you home.
Jim Jeffries.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Welcome, sir, Hello, Maddy, Hello, Hello, thanks.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
For having me you loose unit. I need to remind
you we are live on the radio. Jim.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm glad we are alive because I come on the
radio to tell you what I think about women sports
right now. Sorry, mate, Jim, Jim.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Not the time, mate, not the time, anybody. It is
good to have you back here, mate. You being is
I mean, what's the first thing you noticed when you
come back to Australia do you? When you when you
flew in, what did you notice?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well? I always come in the first thing I do
is by killer Prawn's, a loaf of bread, a Jarra mayonnaise,
and then that's that's that's the first thing I do
when I when I when I come in. But the
country hasn't changed since I was last year I did
fly in though. This is this is what I'm going
to say about I flew it. Okay, So I've got
(01:28):
a lot of things on plane etiquette, right, I've got
a lot of things on plane etiquette. How you meant
to get on the plane, how you meant to deboard
on the plane where you meant to You only meant
to take up your own section ahead luggage. You're not
if you do on a long flight, if you're coming
from from America to hear it's still going to be
sunning outside. Everyone's going to shut their blinds. Am I right? Blinds?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It correct?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, So this is this is my problem, and I
have footage of this. There was one lady, and I
don't want to cause any trouble. This is a God's honess. True.
One lady, a blonde lady, her bags, and I'm seventeen.
It's not the same player. She was in a Matilda's
track suit. I am not making it that she refused.
I'm not kidding. She refused to shut her blind for
(02:10):
everyone else in the plane. And that's my biggest problem.
So I couldn't see it, and I went over. I said,
I said, hey, can you tell her to shut her blind?
Everyone trying to sleep? And the lady was American. That's
an American air she goes. I have already asked through.
This woman is a deeply unpleasant person.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, How good is that?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Some honesty from the flood attendant. You sure it wasn't
our breakdancing olympian Raygun because she wears.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The this is it was the same. It was the
same outfit as Raygun. But do you want to how
I know it wasn't Raygun. When she got out of
a chair, she did it quite coordinatedly. She got out
with a certain level of grace. Right, It didn't look
like she studied at some university. Had to be a
(02:57):
knob on an airplane. This was a professional.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It wasn't Johnny how It was it because he had
the track so too when he'd step out of Kerribilly
House and go for his morning walk.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And I've been away, John Howard's still alive. This country
it's moving flow over here.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's good, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hey? Can I ask your opinion on something, Jim. We
were talking about winning life, right, Fitz. He found an
article on someone that had won life, and as it
turns out, it was Jeff Bezos. Now it had nothing
to do with the success of his business or the
money he's got, but it was because he was in
a photo and just to paint a picture, He's standing there.
To his right, he's got Sydney Sweeney, Sophia Viagara and
(03:36):
on his left is Jessica Albam.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And that means that he's winning life. Is it? He's
one life that completed life? Because that might that might
be the biggest loser photo I've ever seen in my
Let's be honest, he wins life. It's the next photo
is him shagging all them? Right? Like otherwise it's just
(04:02):
a photo of him standing next to people.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Do you know what, because it would be so so unexpected,
you would assume it's Ai if it was those three
and Jeff Bezos say in a hot tub, do you
think Jim would that be his go or maybe?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Look? Look, no, he's one life because of the money.
Look I use his company. I'm one of these people.
I'm one of them. Look I'm one of these people
who always goes, Oh, these big corporations and the Amazon's
so convenient. It's like I'm driving, I'm driving around la
Is telling everybody that Trump's a bad dude in my Tesla.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So you know, it's not easy to do. It's not
easy about it.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Jimmy, are you currently doing a comedy show called Son
of a Carpenter Tour? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I am. That's my tour at the present moment. I'm
about to record another special coming up, and then the two.
The two is the son of a Carpenter. I am
the son of a carpenter. My father was a carpenter.
And I also I believe I'm the son of Christ.
So you know, it works. It works on two different planes,
(05:11):
like a double on fon the of the name of
the show. Did did Jim with me last time that happened?
I was very upset.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just didn't really the old Did the old man
try to get you into the trade when you were younger? Jim,
were you an actual mic?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Did you try to my dad? My dad was a
big fan of you know, because I wasn't good at
school and then I started doing comedy at about eighteen
and my dad was My dad did used to say
that sentence. If this doesn't work out, you go get
yourself apprenticeship. You'll always have a trade to fall back onto.
(05:47):
But I never did it. So if this comedy doesn't
work out, I really have nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Now, Jim, can I ask too? On a personal note,
last time we spoke, you were telling the story about
your dad going on a few different dates and he
was wearing brad Pits suit in the hope of trying
to squire a lady. Has he had any locker, has
he been on any recent dates or.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, it depends what you call luck. You know, if
he has two hundred bucks in his pocket, he can
find luck down at the end of the road. But otherwise,
just on a social level, you know, he hasn't been
dating that well. I don't believe not that he not
that he tells me very much, you know what I mean,
I don't know what it's like dating in your eighty
seat at the moment they're trying to do at the moment.
(06:30):
There's this big sort of thing that's going around the internet. Now.
I'm sure you've done something on the radio about this.
How the next generation of people aren't drinking. The young
years aren't drinking, and alcohol sales have got way down.
And the beer companies and the liquor companies they can't
figure out why is alcohol sales down. I'll tell you
why it's down. It's got nothing to do with these
people being more responsible than my generation. The reason it's
(06:53):
down is because of dating apps, right, because you can
go online, look at an app, see a person like
you can alert with them by texting for a few weeks,
then you can meet for a coffee, and then you
can go off and do whatever you're going to do together.
Back in my day, if you wanted to meet a girl,
you had to walk across a room with loud music
while your friends stood in a pack over there, laughing
(07:15):
at you walk towards the girl. She's got to order
her friends standing around them in a circle. And you
want me to do that, sober? Do you? Yeah? Right?
We had to drink out of necessity so that we
could all have sex, so that this generation could exist
and not drink. Bloody be thanking it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Not one drinking it for us.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Gym.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I couldn't, I couldn't talk to women, bloody sober. I'm
going to look, they call me an alcoholic. I'm just shy.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I need the confidence.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
New episodes of The One Percent Club are coming soon
to seven and seven plus.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We love you getting you.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
On the show regularly, Jim, Thank you so much for
coming on, brother.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I love you guys as well. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thanks Jim. Sits In Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a
Nova podcast to walk great shows like this. Download the
Nova Player via the App Store or Google Play.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The
This is the Fitting and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Australia's cheeky comic genius, Jim Jeffries has taken America by storm.
We see a load of Jim Jeffries.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Jim Jeffries, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The only way to stop a bad guy with a
chainsaw is a good guy with a chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh absolutely adore this man. New episodes of The one
Percent Clever coming soon as seven and seven plus. He
is in our great country. It's good to have you home.
Jim Jeffries.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Welcome, sir, Hello, Maddy, Hello, Hello, thanks.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
For having me you loose unit. I need to remind
you we are live on the radio. Jim.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm glad we are alive because I come on the
radio to tell you what I think about women sports
right now. Sorry, mate, Jim, Jim.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Not the time, mate, not the time, anybody. It is
good to have you back here, mate. You being is
I mean, what's the first thing you noticed when you
come back to Australia do you? When you when you
flew in, what did you notice?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well? I always come in the first thing I do
is by killer Prawn's, a loaf of bread, a Jarra mayonnaise,
and then that's that's that's the first thing I do
when I when I when I come in. But the
country hasn't changed since I was last year I did
fly in though. This is this is what I'm going
to say about I flew it. Okay, So I've got
(01:28):
a lot of things on plane etiquette, right, I've got
a lot of things on plane etiquette. How you meant
to get on the plane, how you meant to deboard
on the plane where you meant to You only meant
to take up your own section ahead luggage. You're not
if you do on a long flight, if you're coming
from from America to hear it's still going to be
sunning outside. Everyone's going to shut their blinds. Am I right? Blinds?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It correct?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, So this is this is my problem, and I
have footage of this. There was one lady, and I
don't want to cause any trouble. This is a God's honess. True.
One lady, a blonde lady, her bags, and I'm seventeen.
It's not the same player. She was in a Matilda's
track suit. I am not making it that she refused.
I'm not kidding. She refused to shut her blind for
(02:10):
everyone else in the plane. And that's my biggest problem.
So I couldn't see it, and I went over. I said,
I said, hey, can you tell her to shut her blind?
Everyone trying to sleep? And the lady was American. That's
an American air she goes. I have already asked through.
This woman is a deeply unpleasant person.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right, How good is that?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Some honesty from the flood attendant. You sure it wasn't
our breakdancing olympian Raygun because she wears.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The this is it was the same. It was the
same outfit as Raygun. But do you want to how
I know it wasn't Raygun. When she got out of
a chair, she did it quite coordinatedly. She got out
with a certain level of grace. Right, It didn't look
like she studied at some university. Had to be a
(02:57):
knob on an airplane. This was a professional.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It wasn't Johnny how It was it because he had
the track so too when he'd step out of Kerribilly
House and go for his morning walk.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And I've been away, John Howard's still alive. This country
it's moving flow over here.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's good, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hey? Can I ask your opinion on something, Jim. We
were talking about winning life, right, Fitz. He found an
article on someone that had won life, and as it
turns out, it was Jeff Bezos. Now it had nothing
to do with the success of his business or the
money he's got, but it was because he was in
a photo and just to paint a picture, He's standing there.
To his right, he's got Sydney Sweeney, Sophia Viagara and
(03:36):
on his left is Jessica Albam.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And that means that he's winning life. Is it? He's
one life that completed life? Because that might that might
be the biggest loser photo I've ever seen in my
Let's be honest, he wins life. It's the next photo
is him shagging all them? Right? Like otherwise it's just
(04:02):
a photo of him standing next to people.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Do you know what, because it would be so so unexpected,
you would assume it's Ai if it was those three
and Jeff Bezos say in a hot tub, do you
think Jim would that be his go or maybe?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Look? Look, no, he's one life because of the money.
Look I use his company. I'm one of these people.
I'm one of them. Look I'm one of these people
who always goes, Oh, these big corporations and the Amazon's
so convenient. It's like I'm driving, I'm driving around la
Is telling everybody that Trump's a bad dude in my Tesla.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So you know, it's not easy to do. It's not
easy about it.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Jimmy, are you currently doing a comedy show called Son
of a Carpenter Tour? Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I am. That's my tour at the present moment. I'm
about to record another special coming up, and then the two.
The two is the son of a Carpenter. I am
the son of a carpenter. My father was a carpenter.
And I also I believe I'm the son of Christ.
So you know, it works. It works on two different planes,
(05:11):
like a double on fon the of the name of
the show. Did did Jim with me last time that happened?
I was very upset.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just didn't really the old Did the old man
try to get you into the trade when you were younger? Jim,
were you an actual mic?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Did you try to my dad? My dad was a
big fan of you know, because I wasn't good at
school and then I started doing comedy at about eighteen
and my dad was My dad did used to say
that sentence. If this doesn't work out, you go get
yourself apprenticeship. You'll always have a trade to fall back onto.
(05:47):
But I never did it. So if this comedy doesn't
work out, I really have nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Now, Jim, can I ask too? On a personal note,
last time we spoke, you were telling the story about
your dad going on a few different dates and he
was wearing brad Pits suit in the hope of trying
to squire a lady. Has he had any locker, has
he been on any recent dates or.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, it depends what you call luck. You know, if
he has two hundred bucks in his pocket, he can
find luck down at the end of the road. But otherwise,
just on a social level, you know, he hasn't been
dating that well. I don't believe not that he not
that he tells me very much, you know what I mean,
I don't know what it's like dating in your eighty
seat at the moment they're trying to do at the moment.
(06:30):
There's this big sort of thing that's going around the internet. Now.
I'm sure you've done something on the radio about this.
How the next generation of people aren't drinking. The young
years aren't drinking, and alcohol sales have got way down.
And the beer companies and the liquor companies they can't
figure out why is alcohol sales down. I'll tell you
why it's down. It's got nothing to do with these
people being more responsible than my generation. The reason it's
(06:53):
down is because of dating apps, right, because you can
go online, look at an app, see a person like
you can alert with them by texting for a few weeks,
then you can meet for a coffee, and then you
can go off and do whatever you're going to do together.
Back in my day, if you wanted to meet a girl,
you had to walk across a room with loud music
while your friends stood in a pack over there, laughing
(07:15):
at you walk towards the girl. She's got to order
her friends standing around them in a circle. And you
want me to do that, sober? Do you? Yeah? Right?
We had to drink out of necessity so that we
could all have sex, so that this generation could exist
and not drink. Bloody be thanking it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Not one drinking it for us.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Gym.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I couldn't, I couldn't talk to women, bloody sober. I'm
going to look, they call me an alcoholic. I'm just shy.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I need the confidence.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
New episodes of The One Percent Club are coming soon
to seven and seven plus.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We love you getting you.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
On the show regularly, Jim, Thank you so much for
coming on, brother.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I love you guys as well. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thanks Jim. Sits In Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a
Nova podcast to walk great shows like this. Download the
Nova Player via the App Store or Google Play.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
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