March 23, 2025 • 10 mins
From tours of local gyms to an butterfly swarm attack to a vomitting bug infecting half the excursion there have been some stinker school excursions everyone has gone through. We posed the question why there aren't any Adults Excursion (NOT adult-themed), if there are any places you would like to go on an excursion to as an adult let us know on our socials @fitzywippakate!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Let's talk about this one because Swann, you brought up
something really interesting in brand Man the other day, and
I'd forgotten about the old school excursion.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's how lame it was.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
In the eighties, we had a school excursion to the
tip top factory.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh wow, Tommy, great idea. You don't do excursions as
parents or as adults. Could we start doing no over excursions?
That would be amazing and they're things that we're interested in.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, you're the excursion leader.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Get in the car care No, you.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Can drive the bus, turn a corner like that, and
in that moment we can harass you with you asking
for songs?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Are we going to throw apple cars at the back
of your head? Tommy?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Which is great?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I want to know thirteen twenty four ten the worst
school excursion possible that you went on. We threw this
out there. The beautiful answers came through. One Bug said.
We went to Port Arthur right after the massacre. We
went to a sausage factory and I was a vegetarian.
We went to an aquatic center. The teacher called the
role and we lost two people. We left them behind.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh we were penguins though, that'd be amazing. We left
with the penguins. Were they stick?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We went to an abattoir. Everyone cried on the way
home in the bus.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh no, sudden it was instant vegetarian.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, right there, right there, and the fragrance of an
avatar is unbelievable. Actually, do you know what we We
got permission from parents, So I remember our teacher. I
think we were going to go to a war memorial,
right yep. But then for some reason, so he got
permission from all the parents to go. But something fell
through and we couldn't go to that site on the day.
(01:44):
But I remember our teacher still wanted to get out
of the classroom, so he took us to Southbound Gym,
which was eight hundred meters down the road from the school,
because he had a maid who worked there and we
had a tour of the gym.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I would take it just to get at that feeling
of getting out of school during the day.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like, what is this world?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sewerage plant was one We did the gallery two fits.
But we got the bus to Canberra to go to
the National Gallery and there was a bloke in the
year I reckon. We would have been in grade six
or something. One kid turned up with a b B
gun but it was like a nine meal pistol b
B gun and shot a little plastic pellet into the
Pioneer painting, which is it's famous Australian painting. Shot it
(02:37):
and everyone got kicked out of the gallery and we
were put back on the bus and sent home.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Tell Chrissy your worst excursion at Scotch College and it
was Nepal.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They had to go.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
I went up to base Camp two on the pool,
a school camp and pizza.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You went on a school excursion to Ever.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
To Napoleon God, have a look at a mountain. But yeah,
you know the frustrating was the thing was, Chrissy. I
ordered the yak pizza in a town called Lukla, which
is quite high up in the Himalayas, and I ordered
the the yak pizza and they said there's a little
bit of weight on the on the meal and I went, oh,
that's okay. I can't believe we're doing pizza. Anyway, they
went out the back and they killed the yak. I
(03:23):
can just hear something moving out the back and bang
they cut the throat of the yak. Someone drinks the
blood and then they chop it up and put it
on a bit of bread. And two hours I waited
for my yak pizza. Yeah, the yak had waited all
its life.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I remember you.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Did you learn about yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Then? In that?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Was it a teachable moment? It was parents were paying
fifty thousands.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Make sure the yak is already dead, because you don't
want to have to wait two hours for your pizza.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That's giving us a call.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
And that's a school teacher that worst excursions.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh gosh, I was. I was actually at an alternate
school where it was a lot of kids that had
been basically expelled from all their other schools and put
into this educational facility so they could get their certificates
so they could go on anyway. They just imagine the
cloon tel of the of the caliber of the student, right.
And so I was actually in my final year of UNI,
so not experienced at all as teacher, and was doing
(04:22):
a placement there and we were all put on the
train and sent to the Powerhouse Museum at the time,
and yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We stand so far. Yeah, I can't wait how this goes?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, And then while we were at the on the train.
Everything was fine because the principal was there and the
whole big group was together. But as soon as we
got to the museum, we were supposed to split off
into our small groups. And as I walked in my
group of probably eight basically juvenile delinquents, I just ran
and they took off, and I was left standing in
(04:57):
the foyer going, what the hell do I now? I
Am not going to steal something? Are they going to
break something? Am I going to be like liable for
all of this?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Like all of the above, all of the above?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That? Yeah, yeah, I mean eventually we I had to
run and find the principal and she rounds them up,
but we Yeah, but everything was fine, but it was
one of the scariest times of my teaching life.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
How good is that? Leana and line Cart, Welcome to
the show.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What's your story?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
How are you going?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Really good?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
What's no line card?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You've been living in line card?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Leana and Liighthart. I was worried I had your name wrong?
Did I get that right?
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
So I went to the like the Melbourne Botanical Gardens,
great By and they have a butterfly enclosure there, and
we went in there like a group. Yeah, And we
went in there and I couldn't see really any butterflies.
And then like I was looking around, I saw some
(06:09):
like really up high and just looking, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Where are these where are these butterflies?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
And then all of a sudden, these massive amount of
butterflies just come right at me, and it just scared
me so much. I started crying and I had to
leave the enclosure. And now even to today, you know,
whenever I see some a butterfly or some butterflies, I
just have.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To run Leanna from line cut. Though they're not bats,
they're just butterflies, and they're not going to do it too,
you know.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Just anything fluttering in your face like that, no, absolut
hard past. My sister went on a school excursion.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I just remembered to.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Coman zoo and Rego was a big silver backed gorilla
and he pooed in his hand and threw it out.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Of Really they do that, don't they.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's hot Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Tommy did it at the Christmas party last time, and
hit went off the CEO. Unfortunately, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
When Tommy's having a good time.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
He pulls a recago Karna in picked in Worst School Excursion.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Karna, Yeah, I went on my first overnight camps with
primary school last year as an Slso it was a
two nights, two nightcamp and I was super excited.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
There was about forty of us that went, kids, them,
a couple of staff members and out of the forty
of us, sixteen of them came down with the vomiting
buzz oh god, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, and you had to look after them.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Yeah, including one of the teachers.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
She was bed.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Ridden for the whole three days. We didn't she didn't
come out of the room at all.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
So listen, I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
She was in rude health and she looked around and
she's thought, this sucks like a scene from the Last
Stages of Gallipoli.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
IM going to say that I am sick.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And that is it, Karina. Other people's vomit is just
another thing.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
It's no one weaf and you've done. Kelly, Kelly and
Penrith Worst Excursion, Hi, guys, tell you good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What's your story? Kelly?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
When I was four, I went on a preschool excursion
to Taronga Zoo and we sat down to eat our
lunch and a bin chicken team and stole my lunch
and I was screaming hysterically.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's weird when there's an animal trying and weird when
there's an animal trying to get into the zoo, isn't it?
That's you're not even there to see that bird and
it's turn up and stolen your lunch?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Kelly?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I love I love bin chickens.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I know that they are much maligned, but the bravery
and the like they are. They have a single minded
proposition and they are going to get that food.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Kelly.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Thanks you.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Story World done?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
How are we Tommy? Can we get permission from Nova
to do an adult excursion?
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Like?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Are we allowed to do this?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I mean we're breaking a few laws yet it doesn't
have to be an adult excursion, I guess, but.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Give an adult themed Where do you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Want to go?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But that sounds like we're one of those markets, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Guys over there is Vixen's House from only fans.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well, why don't we get our listeners to tell us
where we should go?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A few stops along the way.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Let's go and get the best barn me or something.
I don't know what about.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Like, that's good potato, Robert Potato, the big spud, Tommy
did that that didn't boring?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Where is I love a big I love a big thing,
and I love potatoes.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Notice, guys, I'm really into all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Get her on the bus, Tobby, you're the driver. Get
Chrissy on the bus right in many ideas about where
we could go? Thirteen twenty fourteen gives a called on
DMS on our Instagram page for Adult six Scoosion. It's
in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast walk
great shows like this. Download the Nova Player via the
App Store or Google Play in the Nova Player
This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Let's talk about this one because Swann, you brought up
something really interesting in brand Man the other day, and
I'd forgotten about the old school excursion.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's how lame it was.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
In the eighties, we had a school excursion to the
tip top factory.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh wow, Tommy, great idea. You don't do excursions as
parents or as adults. Could we start doing no over excursions?
That would be amazing and they're things that we're interested in.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, you're the excursion leader.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Get in the car care No, you.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Can drive the bus, turn a corner like that, and
in that moment we can harass you with you asking
for songs?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Are we going to throw apple cars at the back
of your head? Tommy?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Which is great?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I want to know thirteen twenty four ten the worst
school excursion possible that you went on. We threw this
out there. The beautiful answers came through. One Bug said.
We went to Port Arthur right after the massacre. We
went to a sausage factory and I was a vegetarian.
We went to an aquatic center. The teacher called the
role and we lost two people. We left them behind.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh we were penguins though, that'd be amazing. We left
with the penguins. Were they stick?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We went to an abattoir. Everyone cried on the way
home in the bus.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh no, sudden it was instant vegetarian.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, right there, right there, and the fragrance of an
avatar is unbelievable. Actually, do you know what we We
got permission from parents, So I remember our teacher. I
think we were going to go to a war memorial,
right yep. But then for some reason, so he got
permission from all the parents to go. But something fell
through and we couldn't go to that site on the day.
(01:44):
But I remember our teacher still wanted to get out
of the classroom, so he took us to Southbound Gym,
which was eight hundred meters down the road from the school,
because he had a maid who worked there and we
had a tour of the gym.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I would take it just to get at that feeling
of getting out of school during the day.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's like, what is this world?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sewerage plant was one We did the gallery two fits.
But we got the bus to Canberra to go to
the National Gallery and there was a bloke in the
year I reckon. We would have been in grade six
or something. One kid turned up with a b B
gun but it was like a nine meal pistol b
B gun and shot a little plastic pellet into the
Pioneer painting, which is it's famous Australian painting. Shot it
(02:37):
and everyone got kicked out of the gallery and we
were put back on the bus and sent home.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Tell Chrissy your worst excursion at Scotch College and it
was Nepal.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They had to go.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
I went up to base Camp two on the pool,
a school camp and pizza.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You went on a school excursion to Ever.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
To Napoleon God, have a look at a mountain. But yeah,
you know the frustrating was the thing was, Chrissy. I
ordered the yak pizza in a town called Lukla, which
is quite high up in the Himalayas, and I ordered
the the yak pizza and they said there's a little
bit of weight on the on the meal and I went, oh,
that's okay. I can't believe we're doing pizza. Anyway, they
went out the back and they killed the yak. I
(03:23):
can just hear something moving out the back and bang
they cut the throat of the yak. Someone drinks the
blood and then they chop it up and put it
on a bit of bread. And two hours I waited
for my yak pizza. Yeah, the yak had waited all
its life.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I remember you.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Did you learn about yourself?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Then? In that?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Was it a teachable moment? It was parents were paying
fifty thousands.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Make sure the yak is already dead, because you don't
want to have to wait two hours for your pizza.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That's giving us a call.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
And that's a school teacher that worst excursions.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh gosh, I was. I was actually at an alternate
school where it was a lot of kids that had
been basically expelled from all their other schools and put
into this educational facility so they could get their certificates
so they could go on anyway. They just imagine the
cloon tel of the of the caliber of the student, right.
And so I was actually in my final year of UNI,
so not experienced at all as teacher, and was doing
(04:22):
a placement there and we were all put on the
train and sent to the Powerhouse Museum at the time,
and yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
We stand so far. Yeah, I can't wait how this goes?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, And then while we were at the on the train.
Everything was fine because the principal was there and the
whole big group was together. But as soon as we
got to the museum, we were supposed to split off
into our small groups. And as I walked in my
group of probably eight basically juvenile delinquents, I just ran
and they took off, and I was left standing in
(04:57):
the foyer going, what the hell do I now? I
Am not going to steal something? Are they going to
break something? Am I going to be like liable for
all of this?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Like all of the above, all of the above?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That? Yeah, yeah, I mean eventually we I had to
run and find the principal and she rounds them up,
but we Yeah, but everything was fine, but it was
one of the scariest times of my teaching life.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
How good is that? Leana and line Cart, Welcome to
the show.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What's your story?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
How are you going?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Really good?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
What's no line card?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
You've been living in line card?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Leana and Liighthart. I was worried I had your name wrong?
Did I get that right?
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Mate?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
So I went to the like the Melbourne Botanical Gardens,
great By and they have a butterfly enclosure there, and
we went in there like a group. Yeah, And we
went in there and I couldn't see really any butterflies.
And then like I was looking around, I saw some
(06:09):
like really up high and just looking, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Where are these where are these butterflies?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
And then all of a sudden, these massive amount of
butterflies just come right at me, and it just scared
me so much. I started crying and I had to
leave the enclosure. And now even to today, you know,
whenever I see some a butterfly or some butterflies, I
just have.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To run Leanna from line cut. Though they're not bats,
they're just butterflies, and they're not going to do it too,
you know.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Just anything fluttering in your face like that, no, absolut
hard past. My sister went on a school excursion.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I just remembered to.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Coman zoo and Rego was a big silver backed gorilla
and he pooed in his hand and threw it out.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Of Really they do that, don't they.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's hot Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Tommy did it at the Christmas party last time, and
hit went off the CEO. Unfortunately, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
When Tommy's having a good time.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
He pulls a recago Karna in picked in Worst School Excursion.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Karna, Yeah, I went on my first overnight camps with
primary school last year as an Slso it was a
two nights, two nightcamp and I was super excited.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
There was about forty of us that went, kids, them,
a couple of staff members and out of the forty
of us, sixteen of them came down with the vomiting
buzz oh god, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, and you had to look after them.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Yeah, including one of the teachers.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
She was bed.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Ridden for the whole three days. We didn't she didn't
come out of the room at all.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
So listen, I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
She was in rude health and she looked around and
she's thought, this sucks like a scene from the Last
Stages of Gallipoli.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
IM going to say that I am sick.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And that is it, Karina. Other people's vomit is just
another thing.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
It's no one weaf and you've done. Kelly, Kelly and
Penrith Worst Excursion, Hi, guys, tell you good.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
What's your story? Kelly?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
When I was four, I went on a preschool excursion
to Taronga Zoo and we sat down to eat our
lunch and a bin chicken team and stole my lunch
and I was screaming hysterically.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's weird when there's an animal trying and weird when
there's an animal trying to get into the zoo, isn't it?
That's you're not even there to see that bird and
it's turn up and stolen your lunch?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Kelly?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I love I love bin chickens.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I know that they are much maligned, but the bravery
and the like they are. They have a single minded
proposition and they are going to get that food.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Kelly.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Thanks you.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Story World done?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
How are we Tommy? Can we get permission from Nova
to do an adult excursion?
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Like?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Are we allowed to do this?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I mean we're breaking a few laws yet it doesn't
have to be an adult excursion, I guess, but.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Give an adult themed Where do you.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Want to go?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But that sounds like we're one of those markets, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Guys over there is Vixen's House from only fans.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well, why don't we get our listeners to tell us
where we should go?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A few stops along the way.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Let's go and get the best barn me or something.
I don't know what about.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Like, that's good potato, Robert Potato, the big spud, Tommy
did that that didn't boring?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Where is I love a big I love a big thing,
and I love potatoes.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Notice, guys, I'm really into all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Get her on the bus, Tobby, you're the driver. Get
Chrissy on the bus right in many ideas about where
we could go? Thirteen twenty fourteen gives a called on
DMS on our Instagram page for Adult six Scoosion. It's
in Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast walk
great shows like this. Download the Nova Player via the
App Store or Google Play in the Nova Player
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