November 17, 2024 • 33 mins
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- A good deed backfires
- Do you acknowledge the flatulance
- Callumn Hole
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode is recorded on Gaviigle Land of the Aurora Nation.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life.
I'm can't, I'm Laura, I'm Brittany.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And this is our radio show, The Pickup, where we
pack each up all the best bits from the week
and we'll bring them to.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You here so official.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, so that you don't have to listen to the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
If you don't, Laura, I can't tell if you're trying
to promote the radio the pod or anti promote the
radio on the pord.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know what is going on. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Anyway, It's a very big show this week because we
had Britney's very best friend.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
He was, yeah, very best friend, Calum Hole, the big Welshman,
the beautiful Welshman. He's like Ken Barbie Doll that I
was in I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here
jungle with.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I felt very I didn't know what to do with
the paper.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So we have like prep sheets right that has questions
and a bit of information about the guests that we
have coming in, Like we have those printed out for us.
And Grace, who is our producer for the Pickup, she'd
printed out a prep sheet, but then she'd put a
picture of him with no shirt on as like the
main picture on the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Top of the prep sheet. Oh, I just showed it
and it was just him.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's slightly oiled up with like massive pecks, huge peck.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Callum is if you don't know who he is, his
reality TV gold Like he is made for reality TV.
He's big, he's a partier, he's unhinged, he's funny, he's quirky,
he's just like he's brilliant to watch and he was
so great to be in the jungle with.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But we are speaking to him because he is on
a new reality show.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
He's on Aussie show which is like our Australian version
of Jordie Show.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now it's supposed to be on a huge chat.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It's a good chat.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Yeah, sorry my microphone, just did you hear that? Also
on the show this week, I had a really mortifying
moment with someone. You know, when you're talking to a
friend or someone you've just met and they've got food
in their teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You actually have food in your teeth? Now, yeah, on
the bottom you do?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Is it a carrot or almond?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
It's an entire carroag I pointed out some food on
someone's face. Turns out it wasn't food, it was something
far worse, and it was mortifying. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well look, speaking of mortifying moments, I shed some really
high brow content on the radio this week. You know,
it's it's really hard to get a job in radio
and every STLF and I like feel so privileged. I
get these moments to talk about big life events, and
so I decided to use my time to talk about
how I went into a I went into a shot
recently and the shop assistant farted.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We both knew that she had.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
She knew she had, I knew she had, And I
don't know how you navigate that situation.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, what do you do? Do You acknowledge it? You
chat to her about it.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Guess we didn't have much find out how to navigate
fighting in public on the pic up.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
She did it a public fight.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She did it, we know, and she pretended like she
did it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Hey, guys, if you've ever farted, call up.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
All the show girls. You don't know this story.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I've been saving it to tell you on the air
because I will only ever tell it once because the
embarrassment that exudes from my pause when I speak into existence.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
What happened to me on the weekend is too much
to handen.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You don't have to tell it. You're like, it's okay
to keep some things to yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I tell it.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be boring.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Show.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I was at lunch. A friend of mine had her
thirtieth birth day, and there was a bunch of people.
There was a birthday party, and I was talking to
this woman at length for like a good forty five minutes.
You know, when you're really locking with someone. You connect
at a party and you're kind of stand there next
to the cheeseboard, you're pumping cheese, you're taking drinks, you're talking,
and you're like, I like this person called a conversation.
Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, but a good one, you know.
(03:17):
And I felt a connection with this woman. And then
she goes, you know, I'm gonna go outside into the sun,
and I'm okay, well, you had out. But the whole
time we were talking, I noticed she had some cheese
on her chin and it looked like maybe like a
i don't know, like a little slither of an almond,
or like it was like long and narrow, and I
was like, oh, it's a bit of cheese or a
bit of like, I don't know, cracker like it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's so distracting when you're talking to someone and you
know they've got something on their face because you're trying
to I mean, we've had this discussion before. I never
tell people you're trying to bude your time, as in like,
should I tell them now? Should I interrupt their stories
to say.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Hey, sorry, you've got something on your face?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Yeah? Well I didn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I let it go.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
And then she said I'm going to go out, and
I thought, well, should be in the direct sunlight. You know,
this is gonna be blaring on her face. I don't
want someone else to be like, oh, you've got food
on your face.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You're weirdo.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So I went, hey, before you go, you've got something
on your chin, and she went, oh do I yeah,
some food on yourchin?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Just I got your girlfriend, you know, like you know
gay man woman.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm like, yeah, for you, yeah, I got your but
I'll protect you, you know, I want your chin there.
So she kind of dabs her chin and then it
doesn't come off, and I'm like, no, just down a bit,
and then she rubs her chin again, and she kind
of rubs over the food and then it kind of
flicks back into position like you know those old school
door stops on old vintage or like like a Mickey
(04:25):
mouse's tail. It was like it was like flapping it,
and I was like, oh, it's stuck.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
So I leant and I do you mind if I
grab it? So I lean in.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Stop it now. I don't need to hear the end.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Stop it. I'm uncomfortable. Please stop make it.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I lean in because I'm my girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'll grab it here, grab it, Get it off me, babe,
it's a piece of breeze. I lean in, I grab
it and I kind of pull and I go, oh,
that's attached.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
It was a skin tat on her chin. And I
pulled it and she kind of had a head jerk
and oh, oh oh, no, you got I got the food.
Don't worry, I got the food. It was it was
it was just it was.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
A skin tag.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Means babe outside did she know?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
She knew she's gotten firm skin tag?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I have, actually, if it makes you feel better.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I didn't think I ever say this, but I did
the same thing not that long ago.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
The same woman.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It was a mole. No no, and.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I thought it was like chocolate or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Guys, this is why you don't have to okay, I
know you do have You don't have to tell people
when they have things on their face.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's okay to let people just live their life with
a bit of a sliver and almond or a skin tag.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No more. You just have to be you just have
to check more.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
If it's a skin tag, just don't play bomp it
with it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's really stuck on there. I'm just going to really
cut it off here.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Anyone got a cauterization tool this. This woman's got some
bris on her face. Never got dry earts.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's like the times like when you try and do
a good thing in a backfires. Don't you remember when
you I was really really sick, miss, and You're like,
I'm gonna come my everyone be like a really super
great friend and I'm going to bring you some juice
and some vitamins.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And I was like, bless us, Yeah, you it was
really nice. You came over from both the Jews.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But then while you were even giving me the juice,
you got a parking like three hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Remember I did.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I thought I was helping brit and I parked, and
yet three hundred and forty bucks I got fined.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Just juice, Maybe you should stop doing nice things, Mitch.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, it worse.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Just maybe just think, I think is the lesson here.
I need to start thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, Well, look, usually we talk about really high
brow stuff on this show. When we talk about the facts,
we talk about what's happening in the news, all the
hard hitting stuff. And I want to talk about something
that's particularly low brow. I want to talk about the
etiquette of what do you do when somebody you don't
know that well arts around you. Yeah, look, I know
that that sounds outrageous, but hear me out. So the
(06:48):
other day I went into I went to the supermarket,
and I was in witchery. So I'm standing in the store,
and I am the only person in the store, right,
and I am being helped by a really lovely sales
of this.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's so nice.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We're having a chat, and then all of a sudden,
she audibly farts in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Farts.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
It's so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It was unbelievable to me. Not only does it it's
not a quiet one, it's not a smellless one. And
she just steamrolls through, pretends like it hasn't happened, keeps talking,
keeps serving, keep standing within a close vicinity of.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Me, and I had to back away.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But I also was like, is this not a situation
where at least one person should acknowledge the elephant in
the room.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Let's say it was an accident. She didn't mean to
let one one on one why she was serving? It
was an accident. It's not like I'm going to get
this girl.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I think the rules are the rules of engagement if
there's more than one person. So if it's more than
one on one and it's a group situation, then you
of course deflect the blame on to someone else.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But if it is just.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Two people in a situation where you know it's not you,
they know it's them, I think you have to own it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But you have to oh, sorry, excuse me, and then
continue on, or you at.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Least have to be like, have you seen what's over
here on the other side of the store, so that
you walk away from the waft of stink?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
But what is so embarrassing about claiming a fart everyone
does it, but there is something so mortifying about going, yeah,
that's mine, you know, because the smell kind of diagnoses.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Your level of health. Like, if it's really rancid, it
was so like you were deathly ill.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
But if it's kind of clean, I'd be like, yeah,
that was mine. That one that kind of smells of vanilla, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Not that's not true.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Because one of the smelliest farts I will tell you
is it's called a protein fart. When you consume too
much protein, and protein is healthy, is protein shakes lots
of chicken or meats or whatever. They're called protein farts,
and everyone knows that they stink, but that means you're healthy.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Maybe she was ill.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, the troublem is is that, like I was so
embarrassed for her that I withstood it. So I didn't
walk away. I didn't make it. I didn't I just
stood there and continued on having the conversation with her
like nothing had happened, Like I didn't notice, And I
was like, why am I subjecting myself to this?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
To be polite, because you care about her feelings.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
She was more about mine.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Or if she might have had incontinence or ibs or something.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm a bad person, Yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're always sat in that fart.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Can I just say? Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Or is it worse to smell someone's fart that you
don't know than like a friend's far Yeah, so much
like if you fight and it was gross but Laura Ferrell,
But if Joe blow on the street fared, I'd be like,
I'm going to hit with my car.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's always more discussed.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
It's like I don't know your micro biome.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I don't know what's going on in your gut, but
I know your gut, you know, Like it just it's
gross when it's a mysterious fart.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, I'm glad that I'm anonymous fart.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
With fart Hunters.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Sorry did you just call us the fart hunters?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Yeah, like ghost hunters.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
If we did a blind fart smell test, I could
I could pick here now, I could.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Smell lauras in a heartbeat, and I could smell brets.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You know, you couldn't guess.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
I could smell a Hello fresh and protein protein Laura's
the smell of apple slices and whatever. Kids didn't want
to eat on the contents our producer Crace is written
and I'm vetoing this instantly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Want we're not making so.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We're not coming back with like no everyone guessing, no
I care.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
What if we fighted in a box and then the
audience came in and guessed it was Britt Mitchell Laura
and they get five hundred guys.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I can't pass wind on demand. I don't know about you,
but you can't be like time for the fight break everyone,
let one rip.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It doesn't work. Just wait until you're a bit older.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
I'm like a vending machine.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
We're the same age. You've got six months.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Things are looser downstairs after having two kids, I reckon,
I could on that hole.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Can't you blame your fight ran on having kids?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Your butt hole is fine.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I feel like it's that time of year again, at
the end of the year where everyone comes out of
the woodworks and talks about their worst dates. Like it's
like the year whereveryone reflects back and they're like, you
know what, I'm swearing off dating.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm going single.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I mean, it never gets easier, I does it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But there are these.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Internet threads going bonkers where people have been riding in
their dates and they're so cooked.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I've listened to one of these.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
She told him she was a vegan, and he took
her out to a steakhouse intentionally. When she said, Hey,
I'm a vegan, can we go somewhere else? He said, nah,
a bit of metal?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Do you good?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I think that was an innuendo there. But if you're
a vegan, you get invited.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I didn't think about that. She also would still have
to eat steak, so he was still a prick.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But if you're a vegan, why did you even go,
like just say no? Why did you say yes to
the date? I went on a date once when I
was single. This was years ago when I first came out.
It was one of my first like guy dates.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
And I was dating this guy and we were on
the like an open car park rooftop and he was shivering,
like I'm talking like shivering, and I wanted to get
a look over the city to make a move to
kiss him. And we're looking over the city like, you know,
more faster and simber, and I put my arm around
him and he was hypothemic. He was shaking and cold
to the touch, corpse like and I was like, you're
really cold, and he's like back to the car, and
(11:58):
I was like, what's wrong? All right?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
And I've got the scoliosis. I've got a metal bean
through my spine.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh he was so he was literally freezing from the
inside out.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
He's got a metal pole through his body, his half cyborg.
He froze, he's do you know.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I went on a date once where the guy it
was literally a lunch date. I'm talking sandwich in the
smoothie and the guy made me go and get twenty
dollars cash from an ATM.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Did you give it to him? It's insane. I also
went on a dinner date.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
He invited me to dinner, then he didn't eat, didn't drink,
and then I paid for it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
There's a lot of flogs out there.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I went on a date once and I left to
go to the bro at his house and I went first
date though, and it was he look it sounds bad,
but he said it was just for dessert, and that's
what I thought it was. Anyway, he went to the
bathroom and I came back out and he was completely
stark naked and there he was with two apple pies
and it was.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Not what I wanted at all.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Was the dessert apple pies. Yeah, but he had it
on him anyway.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He says, that's the.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Weirdest thing I've ever heard. And he's called reminded you
of a horror date story.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Yeah, I don't know if it's much day, it's definitely unique.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
I was on holidays and I met this guy and
he's working his part time summer job hiring out kayaks
and paddleboards on the side of the river, and we
hit it off and we decided to go for a
little bit of a paddle downstream. We inevitably started getting
it on on the river bank. What a nice date,
(13:24):
I know, so romantic, and thankfully for me, it didn't
last very long because as we wrapped up, he proceeds
to let me know that this whole time, there has
been a brown snake under my head.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh my god. He didn't tell you, and he didn't stop.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Until he was done. That is, so he was very focused.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I can imagine, ye, there was two snakes.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
There wasn't there was.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I'm being told apparently we have your husband, Laura Matty Jay,
who's been listening.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He's dated a lot of women the show Maddie hope
he's not still.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
Hello, guys, how are we so well? This is when
I lived in London. I lived in London for four years,
just in case anyone was wondering, and I was on
a first day I met this girl on tender. We
met at the pub and I thought the date was
going really well, like she was super chatty, super sociable.
We were having great conversation. The only weird thing was
she just kept going to the bathroom, but not just once,
(14:25):
not twice, would go to the bathroom quite frequently in
between drinks. And then I realized that she was actually
indulging in how can I say the Devil's dandriff if
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
She was having her own party. Yeah, we get it,
we get it.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
A couple of those beers and then eventually after a
little while she was like, look. She owned up to
it and said, do you want someone I can give
it to? You go to the bathroom, and I was like, no,
I'm okay. You know, it's a Tuesday night and I
think I think I'll pass. And then she took that
really badly. So she then announced on the top of
her lungs to the entire bar, going, oh great, so
(15:04):
my date's going to judge me because I'm doing this.
He thinks he's better than me, and then started attacking me.
And then after a little while I kind of tried
to calm down the situation. I said to her, I
think it's best if I leave. And then once again
she stood up at the top of her voice in
front of everyone in this busy bar in London, saying like, well,
look at look at me. Now, who's an idiot? My
(15:25):
date's walking out of me. That makes you feel really good?
Thanks a lot for a great first date.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
How do you feel, Matt, that like someone needed that
much help to get through a date with you?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
As now, you guys call up with your biggest, your deep,
at your darkest dilemmas, and we do our best to
answer them.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And we have Liz on the phone today.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Now, this is possibly one of the craziest ask gun
cuts we've had in a long time. Liz has uncovered
a family secret and she doesn't know whether or not
she should tell her brother. Now, this is a family
secret of over fifty years. Liz, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We're so good?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Is what is the secret?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:12):
My gosh? Okay, So in a nutshell. My mom passed
away about four months ago, and I started going through
her belonging and I came across her diary. I didn't
even know my mum had a diary, But in the
diary she writes that my younger brother, who's two years
younger than me, is actually not my father's biological son,
but my father's best friend's son.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, Liz, is your biological dad still alive or is
he also?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
No, he passed, So both my mom and dad now passed.
But my best best friend we used to call uncle Jack.
That was just you know, back in that time, if
it was a good friend of your parents, you called
them uncle.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
So he grew up.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
With us kids. We loved him. He's still alive. He's
eighty five, and he's still very close to my brother.
They have a great relationship. Only they don't know that
their father and son.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But does uncle Are you sure uncle Jack doesn't know?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (17:12):
I can't be sure because I haven't spilled the secret yet.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow. What was the relationship like with your dad and
your brother? Because I think like, oh, so they've had
a bad relationship.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So maybe your dad.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
My father was an alcoholic, so he was quite abusive
and we were never very close to him, you.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Know, Lid. When we were first talking about this, I thought,
you know, I would keep that secret to the grave.
I was like, this is not worth the drama. But
if your brother has a really bad relationship or has
really you know, bad memories of your dad and he
and he has a great relationship with Uncle Jack, maybe
it's something that's worth sitting down and saying. It's not
like you've held onto this secret and you've been lying
(17:51):
to him. You've only just uncovered it yourself. Yeah, I mean,
you know your brother better than anyone. How do you
think he's going to respond? Like, is that what you're
scared about?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
No, look, I think I think he might actually sort
of I don't know, sort of thought. No wonder I
felt so close to him, No wonder. We have a
lot in common. But this man's got children that are
our age, so one of the repercussions for them. Also,
like my mind is like a bouncy ball.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wait, wait, is he still married as well?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like was I was? Uncle Jack also married at the time?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was past? But was there an affair that went on
back then.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Oh, for between him my mother for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I also think don't bother yourself with this, Liz.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I mean you just because you've read it doesn't mean
that you're going to be the one that has to
live with his secret.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Like, get it off your chest. I feel like it's
gonna it's.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Going to eat you up unless you spend a lot
of money in therapy to kind of suppress this, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I think, Oh, it's so hard.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I think tell him, not that, not the dad, and
let your brother decide what he wants to do with it.
And because they might want to tell, they might not
want to tell the other kids. He might not want
to tell his daddy might want to continue on as
he is. And I think the longer you keep it
a secret is the harder it's going to be for
your brother, because he'll be like, why have you said
on this for so long?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I'm with you, I'm team tell the brother.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Yeah, it was your mom dramatic with this, Like did
she leave it on a note on a dresser, like,
you know, open on the page that she wanted you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
To read Read here?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, read here.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Sell it to Netflix. It'll go gangbusters like, or do
you think she.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Wanted you to know?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
She, I mean, she with her belongings and she must
have thought one day I'm going to go through them.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, can you?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Can you do it me a solo favor? Would you
let us know how it goes down?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Would you call us back? If you decide to? Tell
him it's a weird life?
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Tell him it's just after my mom passed, my brother
took off to balley for three months, so I haven't
been I can't. And then I found the diary after
so I've known this for about three months. But there's
nothing I can do until my brother gets back.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
He's back next week. Okay, so next week.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
That's a tricky one. Good luck with that. Tell you
what I can smell. I can smell a good sense
in the room with this? Is it this fake tanp
Maybe it's Yeah, I think it's Bondai Sands, the coping
up body oil.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Yeah, in the studio with this?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Now is the star of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me
out of Here and Now the last final episode.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's going to be the star. I was also on it.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
One of the stars If I'm a Slope, Get me
out of here and now. In the final episodes of
Ozzie Show the new take on Geordi Shore, it is
the one and only Calum Hole.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Hello, Hello, thank you for having me.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Hello Callum, It's nice to see you again. I feel like,
I mean, I didn't know you before.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I'm a slab and I feel like that's when Australia
really stood up and took notice and fell in love
with you collectively.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
First of all, have you missed me?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Secondly, what have you been up to you since the Jungle?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Oh, life's just been absolutely bonker. Since the show.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
I've been literally here, there, everywhere, mainly preparing for for
next year. I'm getting shows in the works for next year.
But in between that like club appearance says Bingo nights
and it's like your retirement. It's a madness, yeah, because
I'm not used to it. Like from my first TV
shows Love It and I had like one demographic and
I was just like young birds, right, so I would
(20:59):
do past like clubs and stuff like that, restaurants or whatever.
But now since the Jungle, I've got like kids, I've
got grannies, I've got everyone that wants to do like
meet and greets and stuff, and I just thought the
best way to meet all these grannies is being more nights.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
How do you meet a granny? Like, well, how does
that work?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Well, I don't know, Like my instructions are so random.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
No, Like I could be dating flowers, I could be
in a bakery and it could be like an old
dooris that's in the seventies, Like.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh, I know you, you're the right guy, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Like just things like that, you know. So I just
slide car on it and do like the meet and
greets and stuff. So every weekend I'm in usually different
cities and stuff doing.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
That of stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How old would you date up?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I say this because I recently read an article about
these grannies from the UK that are going to all
these different islands to date down they're dating really really
young guys. So now that you've got this new fan base, like,
what's your age limit for day?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
My age is like probably ten years. I've probably got
ten years above I am.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's not even my age.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
You wouldn't undate me or I would?
Speaker 9 (21:51):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You don't have to be.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Brand because ten years up from Callum's only twenties only.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wait, I did read the articles at the time when
you were in the jungle, because the two of you
guys obviously were in there for quite a while, and
there was this like series of articles that came out
which was like callums ideal woman is really hotly and
I think we need to put the rumors to bed.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Is that the truth of where that come from?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Ikind where it came from. I don't know where it
came from.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
I think it was because there was a snippet of
us to chatting or something all like demonstrate in the
Bachelor the scenes. But for me, yeah, I usually did
older women actually, because I feel like older women are
a little bit more nurturing and they've got a little
bit more experience.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
They've got a little bit more offer.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
That's a key to a man's heart, you know, when
you can cook and like just be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You just want someone to look after you.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
I don't know how to do that washing machine thing.
I don't look like the machine to me. I've never
washed my clothes in my life.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I have a genuine question, how was the experience of
I'm a celebs. I know that there were things in
terms of like the food rations and then the challenges
and stuff, but you seem to particularly struggle with the
food element.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Yeah, I mean it was. It was, without doubt, the
hardest thing I've ever had to do. Like every day
was a struggle, and it was nothing but just the food.
Like the food was killing me because I didn't have
any energy to do anything. You know, everyone's trying to
get up and do things if they're not doing challenges,
you know, go to the waterfall and you know, do
games and stuff. I was that fatigued. I couldn't even
get off my bed. I don't even know how I
(23:17):
lasted that long because I wasn't even doing anything.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
I was just sleeping most of the day.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, how much fight did you look lose?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
I know, like a.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Couple of weeks in second weekend, I think it was
up to like, oh, ten kilos twelve kilos in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
You're muscly, right, and you would eat the calories you'd
eat in the day would be through the roof.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
Yeah, that's right, And that's how that's why I should
to explain to to a lot of them in camp.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
You know, like I was on over four and a
half that was going in there.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
You know, so wow, my break My breakfast would be
like triple what I would normally get in a whole
day in the jungle.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
So it's just if you can't comprehend it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, I feel sorry for the mummy girlfriend who has
to like prepare that much food.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
That's a lot of word girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
She's got to be mummy, she's got to also know
how to cook it and use a wash or dry
and look like brick.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Okay, but you've done quite a few reality TV shows now,
and some of them have been dating obviously, do you
do these with the intention of actually wanting to meet someone?
Speaker 11 (24:07):
You have to go in there with with the an
open mind of you know, meeting some dy like that
is the whole premises of the shows.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
From my first ever show, like, I was at the point.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Where I was like, I'm not looking for love, but
I'm open to it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
I just feel like I'm too young to like fully
settle down and it just.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, I just I get bored. I've got commitment issues.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
I haven't seen a psychologist, yes, but I think if
it continues down the path that is going down I
think I'm gonay to look into it.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What was the experience, Like, is it actually the craziest
thing you've ever done?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:38):
I mean from day one, from the morment I walked
in there. Straight away, I was like, this is the
most rogue I've seen in my life, Like honestly, like
it was crazy, Like there's no fister with any of them.
They are just like Ossy through and through and they
just love the party.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, you've seen Geordie show, right, so how does it
level up? Like what is the comparison?
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Like I've seen s so Jordy show and I know
that's wild, wild, but nothing will compare to these Aussies,
Like this particular group of Aussies, Like there's nothing that
I've traveled most countries, I've partied, most most big clubs,
and I've been in a lot of you know a
party scene and I've just.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Never experienced anything like it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
They just like you could I could be so hangover
the next day after the big night and like all
of one is a piece of tors and they're hanging
tequila like.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And none of them worried about how they're going to
come across all the things that they do like, is
it genuinely that uninhibited?
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Yeah, it's they're just unhinged. They don't have any filter.
But like that's that's what makes it fun for everyone.
Like filming, you have to go in there with that mindset.
You can't be worried about how you're gonna be perceived.
You just got to be yourself and what will be
will be. And I feel like some of them are
encouraged by others because it's so wild, including myself. Yeah,
but I didn't expect myself to be as rogue as
I was. But when you're surrounded by ten twelve other
(25:49):
party goers, you're going to be like that.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
So you because it's already been filming for a couple
of weeks, when you come in, people have already made
their relationships and their friendships and they know each other
so well. Then you just blow in like a hurricane
in your first night. What are we expecting?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I've heard you say saying you taught this to me
that you like to lip birds up?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Did you lip What does it mean? How do you
lip someone up?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah? Lips up? Yeah, like you're saying, like marking on.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
And oh lips them on?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So did you lips up.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
Well, I I didn't think I did, didn't till I
watched the show today, So yeah, I definitely did.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
On the first that you lipped up. I forgot the
whole thing. I can't remember any of it really.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
I was just yeah, I mean, I mean, you know,
like man's gonna do what man's gonna do.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
But yeah, I was definitely lips up on the first night.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And ye must feel special. She must be really special
watching that.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
But in my mind, in my mind, obviously I was
I was only going for a cameo, so I wasn't
going for like an hour to drop a birthday cake
off and be done with it, you know. But because
it was so fun, I was like, I'm saying, do.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
They do STD tests like during the cast, because like
during the season, because you could give everyone sleeping together,
surely stuff just spreads.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
No, you have to have you have to have tests.
But I think that's for every show across the board,
even if it's just like Del and Deal.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I think you gonna have a.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's gonna Rea callum, what's the most wild thing that
we're going to see? Because I read some things that
are there are people like doing these ween on each
other and like yellow.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, there's like what's it called, sorry, the waterfall? Yellow waterfall.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Waterfall?
Speaker 11 (27:21):
Yeah, I mean, like if you can't pinpoint like the
wireless moment because it it is all purely carnage. But
one thing that always sticks in my head is when
everyone's peeing in the bins, you know what I mean,
men and women.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
So that's that's madness, you know.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Wow, I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Are there any reality TV shows that you're like, I
just would not do that.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
I said that for The Jungle and I did that,
so yeah, I mean there's not really a reality TV
show I wouldn't do. I'm open to try and everything
because it's always a new experience and you meet such
amazing people no matter what.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
The show is.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Golden Bachelor's coming up. We know that you like older women,
so sign you up for that one as well. Bachelors
for old people. Night twenty six is.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Not the gold then God told date them stick to
Golden Showers, Calum hole.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, I just want to say, do you do you
now you've done a few dating shows.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I know you want to do more, but do you
want to fall in love?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Is there a lucky girl out there that you're actually
gonna settle down with soon.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Yeah potentially. I mean I can't put my finger on it. Yeah,
I think I'm still young. But if it happens, it happens.
I'm not actively looking to to like fully settle down.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Like it's not me. I get bored.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Do you know it's gonna come, It's gonna creep up
on you, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
The thing is for me, I want to meet some
dy once I've done like all the stuff that I
want to do and like travel and so forth. But
I don't want to meet somebody when I'm that old
where I haven't had those experiences with my partner as well.
So it's like a fine line. You know, I want
to meet somebody at a younger age so I can't
actually go and travel you have experiences before that family life,
because I want to like meet somebody go straight into
a family life and then like that's it.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I have nothing but like a family. Will you this one?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
You need to stop going to bingo then, because you
can find that girl at bingo. Calum whole was he sure?
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Now?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Stream it where you can. Thanks for coming on the pickup.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Thank you so much, guys, to end the week. We
need to save the best till us. That's what they
say in the industry. At the end of the show,
before you go home, you put the best content.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Is that true? Saying that because it's his segment, Yes
it is.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
No, it is my segment. But that's not why I'm
saying it. Shut up time for this, Give it me.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I have a bunch of ideas, more ideas than really
anyone in the whole industry, and now I put them
into a note section on my phone in the app,
and I pitched them to you girls. Every used to
be two weeks, but now it's been bumped to three.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, it's because these are all the ideas that don't
normally make it onto the show, so we had to
consolidate them into one small little morsel. Well, you have
to make you feel like you're bringing.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Something like I'm being hurt.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Wouldn't surprise me if this doesn't even air, you just
got to turn the satellite off.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
You're at Give me run of Laura.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Talking about her kids on Matt talking.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
About a wedding again.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Guys, the Dummy Fair is coming this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Mitch, please enlighten us with Mitch's pictures.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Thank you so much, brit I will here we go.
Is bar soap so back?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Nah, it's not. I have sop.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah no, yeah, Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean.
Someone one said that to me when I was at
a public toilet, and Laurie, you wash your feet, sink,
you can't talk. I remember going to a public toilet
and there was like bar soap in the little dishholder,
and I went to use it, and this person who
I don't know who they were, just turned to me
and went.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't think we're in a public toilet. I think
we're just in our home.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
I mean in a house. And that person was definitely
a polter geist.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
I'm more mean. In your shower, it just gets in
all the nooks and crannies you can shove at places,
you can lather it at last forever.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So you just lather up your hands and wash with
your hands.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You don't put the bar in the soap into your bumper.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I do I put the whole bar up there?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
You just lather your hands up and then wash with
your hands.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Eye wash with the bar under my arms, but it
doesn't go to the butt.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I've got many other ideas. You can't spend it all
on bar soap, but clearly that's a winner, all right?
Is baby corn purely made for tie dishes?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I have baby corn in front of me right now
in a salad.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, salads, salads very like contemporary Aussie Yeah, yeah whatever.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
I can't speak baby corn.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You just never seen anything else other than district.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
No you do?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Corn has no limit?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And where has it come from? Is it just the
corn when it's a baby. They just take it out
before it's had time to mature.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
That ethical.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
QR code menus done, they're out. I don't want to
go to another restaurant and have someone say to me
scan the QR code to order. No lazy. But I
don't want to get my phone out at a restaurant.
I want to clock off and talk to my nearest
and dearest. I don't want to scroll them many and
order online.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
That's a load of rubbish.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You'd be influencing and taking photos of your food the
whole time, coming from you.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
That's reached Miss Degus station twelve course meal, thank you, ad.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
But also I disagree because I love I love a
QR code.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I just don't think that if you're.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Doing the QR code at a restaurant, I think it's
a bit cheeky to ask for a tip, like you
didn't actually serve me, so I served myself.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I tick my set is about tips. No, we just
want a QR code.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You can sit down, order within two seconds. You don't
need to wait around, you don't need to rely on
any way.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I think it's brilliant. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Real estate agents need to cut to the chase with
the pricing on the listings, price on request.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Auction only.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Shut up how many I'm just looking at the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
There's not a real you in that's been real you
in price on request. Just tell me which I have
a hack for that. I have a way around that.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, real estate agent's gonna hate me if I say it.
Say it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
There's an extension that you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I've got it. You download it.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
There is never again, ever, is there something a house
that pops up with no house price. Every single thing
has a price.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
How does it do it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'll show you after the break.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
What's it called Google Property Extent Extension.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It's like an extension you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
There you go, all right, most people are not not
out there googling that many property, No, they're not.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Is the small trolley superior to the big trolley when
your grocery shop? You know how, there's like the baby trolley,
and then there's the adult trolley, which is big and
like for a full mum shop. But the half trolley
is like a couple of items that's shallow and higher.
I love it superior, It's nicer. I'm with a deep trolley,
like a deep trolley, and I like to have.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The kid's seat.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
So I'm good.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
What I think? I know where that was going.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
And I tried to shot myself friend and I had.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
To watch very much what happened.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
His boyfriend's young. Oh sorry, he's mid twenties, but I
love him.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
We're going on, okay, it's Mitch pitchbackfone.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
No. Look, there were some good talking points in there.
I like the QR code one feltassionate about that. The
rest of them not so much.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
All right, well, that's why I'll be back next
Speaker 2 (33:34):
We the next week, not in about three months Okay,
it's like a blue mood.
This episode is recorded on Gaviigle Land of the Aurora Nation.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life.
I'm can't, I'm Laura, I'm Brittany.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And this is our radio show, The Pickup, where we
pack each up all the best bits from the week
and we'll bring them to.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You here so official.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, so that you don't have to listen to the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
If you don't, Laura, I can't tell if you're trying
to promote the radio the pod or anti promote the
radio on the pord.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know what is going on. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Anyway, It's a very big show this week because we
had Britney's very best friend.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
He was, yeah, very best friend, Calum Hole, the big Welshman,
the beautiful Welshman. He's like Ken Barbie Doll that I
was in I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here
jungle with.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I felt very I didn't know what to do with
the paper.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So we have like prep sheets right that has questions
and a bit of information about the guests that we
have coming in, Like we have those printed out for us.
And Grace, who is our producer for the Pickup, she'd
printed out a prep sheet, but then she'd put a
picture of him with no shirt on as like the
main picture on the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Top of the prep sheet. Oh, I just showed it
and it was just him.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's slightly oiled up with like massive pecks, huge peck.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Callum is if you don't know who he is, his
reality TV gold Like he is made for reality TV.
He's big, he's a partier, he's unhinged, he's funny, he's quirky,
he's just like he's brilliant to watch and he was
so great to be in the jungle with.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
But we are speaking to him because he is on
a new reality show.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
He's on Aussie show which is like our Australian version
of Jordie Show.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Now it's supposed to be on a huge chat.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It's a good chat.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Yeah, sorry my microphone, just did you hear that? Also
on the show this week, I had a really mortifying
moment with someone. You know, when you're talking to a
friend or someone you've just met and they've got food
in their teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You actually have food in your teeth? Now, yeah, on
the bottom you do?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Is it a carrot or almond?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
It's an entire carroag I pointed out some food on
someone's face. Turns out it wasn't food, it was something
far worse, and it was mortifying. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well look, speaking of mortifying moments, I shed some really
high brow content on the radio this week. You know,
it's it's really hard to get a job in radio
and every STLF and I like feel so privileged. I
get these moments to talk about big life events, and
so I decided to use my time to talk about
how I went into a I went into a shot
recently and the shop assistant farted.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We both knew that she had.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
She knew she had, I knew she had, And I
don't know how you navigate that situation.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, what do you do? Do You acknowledge it? You
chat to her about it.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Guess we didn't have much find out how to navigate
fighting in public on the pic up.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
She did it a public fight.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
She did it, we know, and she pretended like she
did it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Hey, guys, if you've ever farted, call up.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
All the show girls. You don't know this story.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I've been saving it to tell you on the air
because I will only ever tell it once because the
embarrassment that exudes from my pause when I speak into existence.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
What happened to me on the weekend is too much
to handen.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You don't have to tell it. You're like, it's okay
to keep some things to yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I tell it.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be boring.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Show.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I was at lunch. A friend of mine had her
thirtieth birth day, and there was a bunch of people.
There was a birthday party, and I was talking to
this woman at length for like a good forty five minutes.
You know, when you're really locking with someone. You connect
at a party and you're kind of stand there next
to the cheeseboard, you're pumping cheese, you're taking drinks, you're talking,
and you're like, I like this person called a conversation.
Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, but a good one, you know.
(03:17):
And I felt a connection with this woman. And then
she goes, you know, I'm gonna go outside into the sun,
and I'm okay, well, you had out. But the whole
time we were talking, I noticed she had some cheese
on her chin and it looked like maybe like a
i don't know, like a little slither of an almond,
or like it was like long and narrow, and I
was like, oh, it's a bit of cheese or a
bit of like, I don't know, cracker like it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's so distracting when you're talking to someone and you
know they've got something on their face because you're trying
to I mean, we've had this discussion before. I never
tell people you're trying to bude your time, as in like,
should I tell them now? Should I interrupt their stories
to say.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Hey, sorry, you've got something on your face?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Yeah? Well I didn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I let it go.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
And then she said I'm going to go out, and
I thought, well, should be in the direct sunlight. You know,
this is gonna be blaring on her face. I don't
want someone else to be like, oh, you've got food
on your face.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You're weirdo.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So I went, hey, before you go, you've got something
on your chin, and she went, oh do I yeah,
some food on yourchin?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Just I got your girlfriend, you know, like you know
gay man woman.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm like, yeah, for you, yeah, I got your but
I'll protect you, you know, I want your chin there.
So she kind of dabs her chin and then it
doesn't come off, and I'm like, no, just down a bit,
and then she rubs her chin again, and she kind
of rubs over the food and then it kind of
flicks back into position like you know those old school
door stops on old vintage or like like a Mickey
(04:25):
mouse's tail. It was like it was like flapping it,
and I was like, oh, it's stuck.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
So I leant and I do you mind if I
grab it? So I lean in.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Stop it now. I don't need to hear the end.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Stop it. I'm uncomfortable. Please stop make it.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I lean in because I'm my girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'll grab it here, grab it, Get it off me, babe,
it's a piece of breeze. I lean in, I grab
it and I kind of pull and I go, oh,
that's attached.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
It was a skin tat on her chin. And I
pulled it and she kind of had a head jerk
and oh, oh oh, no, you got I got the food.
Don't worry, I got the food. It was it was
it was just it was.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
A skin tag.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Means babe outside did she know?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
She knew she's gotten firm skin tag?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I have, actually, if it makes you feel better.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I didn't think I ever say this, but I did
the same thing not that long ago.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
The same woman.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It was a mole. No no, and.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I thought it was like chocolate or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Guys, this is why you don't have to okay, I
know you do have You don't have to tell people
when they have things on their face.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's okay to let people just live their life with
a bit of a sliver and almond or a skin tag.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No more. You just have to be you just have
to check more.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
If it's a skin tag, just don't play bomp it
with it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's really stuck on there. I'm just going to really
cut it off here.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Anyone got a cauterization tool this. This woman's got some
bris on her face. Never got dry earts.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's like the times like when you try and do
a good thing in a backfires. Don't you remember when
you I was really really sick, miss, and You're like,
I'm gonna come my everyone be like a really super
great friend and I'm going to bring you some juice
and some vitamins.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And I was like, bless us, Yeah, you it was
really nice. You came over from both the Jews.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But then while you were even giving me the juice,
you got a parking like three hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Remember I did.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I thought I was helping brit and I parked, and
yet three hundred and forty bucks I got fined.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Just juice, Maybe you should stop doing nice things, Mitch.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, it worse.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Just maybe just think, I think is the lesson here.
I need to start thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, Well, look, usually we talk about really high
brow stuff on this show. When we talk about the facts,
we talk about what's happening in the news, all the
hard hitting stuff. And I want to talk about something
that's particularly low brow. I want to talk about the
etiquette of what do you do when somebody you don't
know that well arts around you. Yeah, look, I know
that that sounds outrageous, but hear me out. So the
(06:48):
other day I went into I went to the supermarket,
and I was in witchery. So I'm standing in the store,
and I am the only person in the store, right,
and I am being helped by a really lovely sales
of this.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's so nice.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We're having a chat, and then all of a sudden,
she audibly farts in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Farts.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
It's so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It was unbelievable to me. Not only does it it's
not a quiet one, it's not a smellless one. And
she just steamrolls through, pretends like it hasn't happened, keeps talking,
keeps serving, keep standing within a close vicinity of.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Me, and I had to back away.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
But I also was like, is this not a situation
where at least one person should acknowledge the elephant in
the room.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Let's say it was an accident. She didn't mean to
let one one on one why she was serving? It
was an accident. It's not like I'm going to get
this girl.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I think the rules are the rules of engagement if
there's more than one person. So if it's more than
one on one and it's a group situation, then you
of course deflect the blame on to someone else.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But if it is just.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Two people in a situation where you know it's not you,
they know it's them, I think you have to own it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But you have to oh, sorry, excuse me, and then
continue on, or you at.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Least have to be like, have you seen what's over
here on the other side of the store, so that
you walk away from the waft of stink?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
But what is so embarrassing about claiming a fart everyone
does it, but there is something so mortifying about going, yeah,
that's mine, you know, because the smell kind of diagnoses.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Your level of health. Like, if it's really rancid, it
was so like you were deathly ill.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
But if it's kind of clean, I'd be like, yeah,
that was mine. That one that kind of smells of vanilla, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Not that's not true.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Because one of the smelliest farts I will tell you
is it's called a protein fart. When you consume too
much protein, and protein is healthy, is protein shakes lots
of chicken or meats or whatever. They're called protein farts,
and everyone knows that they stink, but that means you're healthy.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Maybe she was ill.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, the troublem is is that, like I was so
embarrassed for her that I withstood it. So I didn't
walk away. I didn't make it. I didn't I just
stood there and continued on having the conversation with her
like nothing had happened, Like I didn't notice, And I
was like, why am I subjecting myself to this?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
To be polite, because you care about her feelings.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
She was more about mine.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Or if she might have had incontinence or ibs or something.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm a bad person, Yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're always sat in that fart.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Can I just say? Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Or is it worse to smell someone's fart that you
don't know than like a friend's far Yeah, so much
like if you fight and it was gross but Laura Ferrell,
But if Joe blow on the street fared, I'd be like,
I'm going to hit with my car.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's always more discussed.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
It's like I don't know your micro biome.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I don't know what's going on in your gut, but
I know your gut, you know, Like it just it's
gross when it's a mysterious fart.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, I'm glad that I'm anonymous fart.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
With fart Hunters.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Sorry did you just call us the fart hunters?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Yeah, like ghost hunters.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
If we did a blind fart smell test, I could
I could pick here now, I could.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Smell lauras in a heartbeat, and I could smell brets.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You know, you couldn't guess.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
I could smell a Hello fresh and protein protein Laura's
the smell of apple slices and whatever. Kids didn't want
to eat on the contents our producer Crace is written
and I'm vetoing this instantly.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Want we're not making so.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We're not coming back with like no everyone guessing, no
I care.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
What if we fighted in a box and then the
audience came in and guessed it was Britt Mitchell Laura
and they get five hundred guys.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I can't pass wind on demand. I don't know about you,
but you can't be like time for the fight break everyone,
let one rip.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It doesn't work. Just wait until you're a bit older.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
I'm like a vending machine.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
We're the same age. You've got six months.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Things are looser downstairs after having two kids, I reckon,
I could on that hole.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Can't you blame your fight ran on having kids?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Your butt hole is fine.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I feel like it's that time of year again, at
the end of the year where everyone comes out of
the woodworks and talks about their worst dates. Like it's
like the year whereveryone reflects back and they're like, you
know what, I'm swearing off dating.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm going single.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I mean, it never gets easier, I does it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But there are these.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Internet threads going bonkers where people have been riding in
their dates and they're so cooked.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I've listened to one of these.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
She told him she was a vegan, and he took
her out to a steakhouse intentionally. When she said, Hey,
I'm a vegan, can we go somewhere else? He said, nah,
a bit of metal?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Do you good?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I think that was an innuendo there. But if you're
a vegan, you get invited.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I didn't think about that. She also would still have
to eat steak, so he was still a prick.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But if you're a vegan, why did you even go,
like just say no? Why did you say yes to
the date? I went on a date once when I
was single. This was years ago when I first came out.
It was one of my first like guy dates.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
And I was dating this guy and we were on
the like an open car park rooftop and he was shivering,
like I'm talking like shivering, and I wanted to get
a look over the city to make a move to
kiss him. And we're looking over the city like, you know,
more faster and simber, and I put my arm around
him and he was hypothemic. He was shaking and cold
to the touch, corpse like and I was like, you're
really cold, and he's like back to the car, and
(11:58):
I was like, what's wrong? All right?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
And I've got the scoliosis. I've got a metal bean
through my spine.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh he was so he was literally freezing from the
inside out.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
He's got a metal pole through his body, his half cyborg.
He froze, he's do you know.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I went on a date once where the guy it
was literally a lunch date. I'm talking sandwich in the
smoothie and the guy made me go and get twenty
dollars cash from an ATM.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Did you give it to him? It's insane. I also
went on a dinner date.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
He invited me to dinner, then he didn't eat, didn't drink,
and then I paid for it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
There's a lot of flogs out there.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I went on a date once and I left to
go to the bro at his house and I went first
date though, and it was he look it sounds bad,
but he said it was just for dessert, and that's
what I thought it was. Anyway, he went to the
bathroom and I came back out and he was completely
stark naked and there he was with two apple pies
and it was.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Not what I wanted at all.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Was the dessert apple pies. Yeah, but he had it
on him anyway.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He says, that's the.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Weirdest thing I've ever heard. And he's called reminded you
of a horror date story.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
What happened to you?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Yeah, I don't know if it's much day, it's definitely unique.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
I was on holidays and I met this guy and
he's working his part time summer job hiring out kayaks
and paddleboards on the side of the river, and we
hit it off and we decided to go for a
little bit of a paddle downstream. We inevitably started getting
it on on the river bank. What a nice date,
(13:24):
I know, so romantic, and thankfully for me, it didn't
last very long because as we wrapped up, he proceeds
to let me know that this whole time, there has
been a brown snake under my head.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh my god. He didn't tell you, and he didn't stop.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Until he was done. That is, so he was very focused.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I can imagine, ye, there was two snakes.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
There wasn't there was.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
I'm being told apparently we have your husband, Laura Matty Jay,
who's been listening.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He's dated a lot of women the show Maddie hope
he's not still.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
Hello, guys, how are we so well? This is when
I lived in London. I lived in London for four years,
just in case anyone was wondering, and I was on
a first day I met this girl on tender. We
met at the pub and I thought the date was
going really well, like she was super chatty, super sociable.
We were having great conversation. The only weird thing was
she just kept going to the bathroom, but not just once,
(14:25):
not twice, would go to the bathroom quite frequently in
between drinks. And then I realized that she was actually
indulging in how can I say the Devil's dandriff if
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
She was having her own party. Yeah, we get it,
we get it.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
A couple of those beers and then eventually after a
little while she was like, look. She owned up to
it and said, do you want someone I can give
it to? You go to the bathroom, and I was like, no,
I'm okay. You know, it's a Tuesday night and I
think I think I'll pass. And then she took that
really badly. So she then announced on the top of
her lungs to the entire bar, going, oh great, so
(15:04):
my date's going to judge me because I'm doing this.
He thinks he's better than me, and then started attacking me.
And then after a little while I kind of tried
to calm down the situation. I said to her, I
think it's best if I leave. And then once again
she stood up at the top of her voice in
front of everyone in this busy bar in London, saying like, well,
look at look at me. Now, who's an idiot? My
(15:25):
date's walking out of me. That makes you feel really good?
Thanks a lot for a great first date.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
How do you feel, Matt, that like someone needed that
much help to get through a date with you?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
As now, you guys call up with your biggest, your deep,
at your darkest dilemmas, and we do our best to
answer them.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And we have Liz on the phone today.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Now, this is possibly one of the craziest ask gun
cuts we've had in a long time. Liz has uncovered
a family secret and she doesn't know whether or not
she should tell her brother. Now, this is a family
secret of over fifty years. Liz, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We're so good?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Is what is the secret?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:12):
My gosh? Okay, So in a nutshell. My mom passed
away about four months ago, and I started going through
her belonging and I came across her diary. I didn't
even know my mum had a diary, But in the
diary she writes that my younger brother, who's two years
younger than me, is actually not my father's biological son,
but my father's best friend's son.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, Liz, is your biological dad still alive or is
he also?
Speaker 10 (16:43):
No, he passed, So both my mom and dad now passed.
But my best best friend we used to call uncle Jack.
That was just you know, back in that time, if
it was a good friend of your parents, you called
them uncle.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
So he grew up.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
With us kids. We loved him. He's still alive. He's
eighty five, and he's still very close to my brother.
They have a great relationship. Only they don't know that
their father and son.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But does uncle Are you sure uncle Jack doesn't know?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (17:12):
I can't be sure because I haven't spilled the secret yet.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow. What was the relationship like with your dad and
your brother? Because I think like, oh, so they've had
a bad relationship.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
So maybe your dad.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
My father was an alcoholic, so he was quite abusive
and we were never very close to him, you.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Know, Lid. When we were first talking about this, I thought,
you know, I would keep that secret to the grave.
I was like, this is not worth the drama. But
if your brother has a really bad relationship or has
really you know, bad memories of your dad and he
and he has a great relationship with Uncle Jack, maybe
it's something that's worth sitting down and saying. It's not
like you've held onto this secret and you've been lying
(17:51):
to him. You've only just uncovered it yourself. Yeah, I mean,
you know your brother better than anyone. How do you
think he's going to respond? Like, is that what you're
scared about?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
No, look, I think I think he might actually sort
of I don't know, sort of thought. No wonder I
felt so close to him, No wonder. We have a
lot in common. But this man's got children that are
our age, so one of the repercussions for them. Also,
like my mind is like a bouncy ball.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wait, wait, is he still married as well?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like was I was? Uncle Jack also married at the time?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was past? But was there an affair that went on
back then.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Oh, for between him my mother for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I also think don't bother yourself with this, Liz.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I mean you just because you've read it doesn't mean
that you're going to be the one that has to
live with his secret.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Like, get it off your chest. I feel like it's
gonna it's.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Going to eat you up unless you spend a lot
of money in therapy to kind of suppress this, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I think, Oh, it's so hard.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I think tell him, not that, not the dad, and
let your brother decide what he wants to do with it.
And because they might want to tell, they might not
want to tell the other kids. He might not want
to tell his daddy might want to continue on as
he is. And I think the longer you keep it
a secret is the harder it's going to be for
your brother, because he'll be like, why have you said
on this for so long?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I'm with you, I'm team tell the brother.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Yeah, it was your mom dramatic with this, Like did
she leave it on a note on a dresser, like,
you know, open on the page that she wanted you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
To read Read here?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, read here.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Sell it to Netflix. It'll go gangbusters like, or do
you think she.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Wanted you to know?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
She, I mean, she with her belongings and she must
have thought one day I'm going to go through them.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, can you?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Can you do it me a solo favor? Would you
let us know how it goes down?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Would you call us back? If you decide to? Tell
him it's a weird life?
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Tell him it's just after my mom passed, my brother
took off to balley for three months, so I haven't
been I can't. And then I found the diary after
so I've known this for about three months. But there's
nothing I can do until my brother gets back.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
He's back next week. Okay, so next week.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
That's a tricky one. Good luck with that. Tell you
what I can smell. I can smell a good sense
in the room with this? Is it this fake tanp
Maybe it's Yeah, I think it's Bondai Sands, the coping
up body oil.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Yeah, in the studio with this?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Now is the star of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me
out of Here and Now the last final episode.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's going to be the star. I was also on it.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
One of the stars If I'm a Slope, Get me
out of here and now. In the final episodes of
Ozzie Show the new take on Geordi Shore, it is
the one and only Calum Hole.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Hello, Hello, thank you for having me.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Hello Callum, It's nice to see you again. I feel like,
I mean, I didn't know you before.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I'm a slab and I feel like that's when Australia
really stood up and took notice and fell in love
with you collectively.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
First of all, have you missed me?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Secondly, what have you been up to you since the Jungle?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Oh, life's just been absolutely bonker. Since the show.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
I've been literally here, there, everywhere, mainly preparing for for
next year. I'm getting shows in the works for next year.
But in between that like club appearance says Bingo nights
and it's like your retirement. It's a madness, yeah, because
I'm not used to it. Like from my first TV
shows Love It and I had like one demographic and
I was just like young birds, right, so I would
(20:59):
do past like clubs and stuff like that, restaurants or whatever.
But now since the Jungle, I've got like kids, I've
got grannies, I've got everyone that wants to do like
meet and greets and stuff, and I just thought the
best way to meet all these grannies is being more nights.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
How do you meet a granny? Like, well, how does
that work?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Well, I don't know, Like my instructions are so random.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
No, Like I could be dating flowers, I could be
in a bakery and it could be like an old
dooris that's in the seventies, Like.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh, I know you, you're the right guy, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Like just things like that, you know. So I just
slide car on it and do like the meet and
greets and stuff. So every weekend I'm in usually different
cities and stuff doing.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
That of stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
How old would you date up?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I say this because I recently read an article about
these grannies from the UK that are going to all
these different islands to date down they're dating really really
young guys. So now that you've got this new fan base, like,
what's your age limit for day?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
My age is like probably ten years. I've probably got
ten years above I am.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's not even my age.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
You wouldn't undate me or I would?
Speaker 9 (21:51):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You don't have to be.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Brand because ten years up from Callum's only twenties only.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wait, I did read the articles at the time when
you were in the jungle, because the two of you
guys obviously were in there for quite a while, and
there was this like series of articles that came out
which was like callums ideal woman is really hotly and
I think we need to put the rumors to bed.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Is that the truth of where that come from?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Ikind where it came from. I don't know where it
came from.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
I think it was because there was a snippet of
us to chatting or something all like demonstrate in the
Bachelor the scenes. But for me, yeah, I usually did
older women actually, because I feel like older women are
a little bit more nurturing and they've got a little
bit more experience.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
They've got a little bit more offer.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
That's a key to a man's heart, you know, when
you can cook and like just be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You just want someone to look after you.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
I don't know how to do that washing machine thing.
I don't look like the machine to me. I've never
washed my clothes in my life.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I have a genuine question, how was the experience of
I'm a celebs. I know that there were things in
terms of like the food rations and then the challenges
and stuff, but you seem to particularly struggle with the
food element.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Yeah, I mean it was. It was, without doubt, the
hardest thing I've ever had to do. Like every day
was a struggle, and it was nothing but just the food.
Like the food was killing me because I didn't have
any energy to do anything. You know, everyone's trying to
get up and do things if they're not doing challenges,
you know, go to the waterfall and you know, do
games and stuff. I was that fatigued. I couldn't even
get off my bed. I don't even know how I
(23:17):
lasted that long because I wasn't even doing anything.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
I was just sleeping most of the day.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, how much fight did you look lose?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
I know, like a.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Couple of weeks in second weekend, I think it was
up to like, oh, ten kilos twelve kilos in two weeks.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
You're muscly, right, and you would eat the calories you'd
eat in the day would be through the roof.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
Yeah, that's right, And that's how that's why I should
to explain to to a lot of them in camp.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
You know, like I was on over four and a
half that was going in there.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
You know, so wow, my break My breakfast would be
like triple what I would normally get in a whole
day in the jungle.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
So it's just if you can't comprehend it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, I feel sorry for the mummy girlfriend who has
to like prepare that much food.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
That's a lot of word girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
She's got to be mummy, she's got to also know
how to cook it and use a wash or dry
and look like brick.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Okay, but you've done quite a few reality TV shows now,
and some of them have been dating obviously, do you
do these with the intention of actually wanting to meet someone?
Speaker 11 (24:07):
You have to go in there with with the an
open mind of you know, meeting some dy like that
is the whole premises of the shows.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
From my first ever show, like, I was at the point.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Where I was like, I'm not looking for love, but
I'm open to it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
I just feel like I'm too young to like fully
settle down and it just.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, I just I get bored. I've got commitment issues.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
I haven't seen a psychologist, yes, but I think if
it continues down the path that is going down I
think I'm gonay to look into it.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What was the experience, Like, is it actually the craziest
thing you've ever done?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (24:38):
I mean from day one, from the morment I walked
in there. Straight away, I was like, this is the
most rogue I've seen in my life, Like honestly, like
it was crazy, Like there's no fister with any of them.
They are just like Ossy through and through and they
just love the party.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, you've seen Geordie show, right, so how does it
level up? Like what is the comparison?
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Like I've seen s so Jordy show and I know
that's wild, wild, but nothing will compare to these Aussies,
Like this particular group of Aussies, Like there's nothing that
I've traveled most countries, I've partied, most most big clubs,
and I've been in a lot of you know a
party scene and I've just.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Never experienced anything like it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
They just like you could I could be so hangover
the next day after the big night and like all
of one is a piece of tors and they're hanging
tequila like.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And none of them worried about how they're going to
come across all the things that they do like, is
it genuinely that uninhibited?
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Yeah, it's they're just unhinged. They don't have any filter.
But like that's that's what makes it fun for everyone.
Like filming, you have to go in there with that mindset.
You can't be worried about how you're gonna be perceived.
You just got to be yourself and what will be
will be. And I feel like some of them are
encouraged by others because it's so wild, including myself. Yeah,
but I didn't expect myself to be as rogue as
I was. But when you're surrounded by ten twelve other
(25:49):
party goers, you're going to be like that.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
So you because it's already been filming for a couple
of weeks, when you come in, people have already made
their relationships and their friendships and they know each other
so well. Then you just blow in like a hurricane
in your first night. What are we expecting?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I've heard you say saying you taught this to me
that you like to lip birds up?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Did you lip What does it mean? How do you
lip someone up?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah? Lips up? Yeah, like you're saying, like marking on.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
And oh lips them on?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So did you lips up.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
Well, I I didn't think I did, didn't till I
watched the show today, So yeah, I definitely did.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
On the first that you lipped up. I forgot the
whole thing. I can't remember any of it really.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
I was just yeah, I mean, I mean, you know,
like man's gonna do what man's gonna do.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
But yeah, I was definitely lips up on the first night.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And ye must feel special. She must be really special
watching that.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
But in my mind, in my mind, obviously I was
I was only going for a cameo, so I wasn't
going for like an hour to drop a birthday cake
off and be done with it, you know. But because
it was so fun, I was like, I'm saying, do.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
They do STD tests like during the cast, because like
during the season, because you could give everyone sleeping together,
surely stuff just spreads.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
No, you have to have you have to have tests.
But I think that's for every show across the board,
even if it's just like Del and Deal.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I think you gonna have a.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
It's gonna Rea callum, what's the most wild thing that
we're going to see? Because I read some things that
are there are people like doing these ween on each
other and like yellow.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, there's like what's it called, sorry, the waterfall? Yellow waterfall.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Waterfall?
Speaker 11 (27:21):
Yeah, I mean, like if you can't pinpoint like the
wireless moment because it it is all purely carnage. But
one thing that always sticks in my head is when
everyone's peeing in the bins, you know what I mean,
men and women.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
So that's that's madness, you know.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Wow, I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Are there any reality TV shows that you're like, I
just would not do that.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
I said that for The Jungle and I did that,
so yeah, I mean there's not really a reality TV
show I wouldn't do. I'm open to try and everything
because it's always a new experience and you meet such
amazing people no matter what.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
The show is.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Golden Bachelor's coming up. We know that you like older women,
so sign you up for that one as well. Bachelors
for old people. Night twenty six is.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Not the gold then God told date them stick to
Golden Showers, Calum hole.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, I just want to say, do you do you
now you've done a few dating shows.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I know you want to do more, but do you
want to fall in love?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Is there a lucky girl out there that you're actually
gonna settle down with soon.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Yeah potentially. I mean I can't put my finger on it. Yeah,
I think I'm still young. But if it happens, it happens.
I'm not actively looking to to like fully settle down.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Like it's not me. I get bored.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Do you know it's gonna come, It's gonna creep up
on you, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
The thing is for me, I want to meet some
dy once I've done like all the stuff that I
want to do and like travel and so forth. But
I don't want to meet somebody when I'm that old
where I haven't had those experiences with my partner as well.
So it's like a fine line. You know, I want
to meet somebody at a younger age so I can't
actually go and travel you have experiences before that family life,
because I want to like meet somebody go straight into
a family life and then like that's it.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I have nothing but like a family. Will you this one?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
You need to stop going to bingo then, because you
can find that girl at bingo. Calum whole was he sure?
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Now?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Stream it where you can. Thanks for coming on the pickup.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Thank you so much, guys, to end the week. We
need to save the best till us. That's what they
say in the industry. At the end of the show,
before you go home, you put the best content.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Is that true? Saying that because it's his segment, Yes
it is.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
No, it is my segment. But that's not why I'm
saying it. Shut up time for this, Give it me.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I have a bunch of ideas, more ideas than really
anyone in the whole industry, and now I put them
into a note section on my phone in the app,
and I pitched them to you girls. Every used to
be two weeks, but now it's been bumped to three.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, it's because these are all the ideas that don't
normally make it onto the show, so we had to
consolidate them into one small little morsel. Well, you have
to make you feel like you're bringing.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Something like I'm being hurt.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Wouldn't surprise me if this doesn't even air, you just
got to turn the satellite off.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
You're at Give me run of Laura.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Talking about her kids on Matt talking.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
About a wedding again.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Guys, the Dummy Fair is coming this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Mitch, please enlighten us with Mitch's pictures.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Thank you so much, brit I will here we go.
Is bar soap so back?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Nah, it's not. I have sop.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah no, yeah, Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean.
Someone one said that to me when I was at
a public toilet, and Laurie, you wash your feet, sink,
you can't talk. I remember going to a public toilet
and there was like bar soap in the little dishholder,
and I went to use it, and this person who
I don't know who they were, just turned to me
and went.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't think we're in a public toilet. I think
we're just in our home.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
I mean in a house. And that person was definitely
a polter geist.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
I'm more mean. In your shower, it just gets in
all the nooks and crannies you can shove at places,
you can lather it at last forever.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So you just lather up your hands and wash with
your hands.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You don't put the bar in the soap into your bumper.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I do I put the whole bar up there?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
You just lather your hands up and then wash with
your hands.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Eye wash with the bar under my arms, but it
doesn't go to the butt.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I've got many other ideas. You can't spend it all
on bar soap, but clearly that's a winner, all right?
Is baby corn purely made for tie dishes?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I have baby corn in front of me right now
in a salad.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, salads, salads very like contemporary Aussie Yeah, yeah whatever.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
I can't speak baby corn.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You just never seen anything else other than district.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
No you do?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Corn has no limit?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
And where has it come from? Is it just the
corn when it's a baby. They just take it out
before it's had time to mature.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
That ethical.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
QR code menus done, they're out. I don't want to
go to another restaurant and have someone say to me
scan the QR code to order. No lazy. But I
don't want to get my phone out at a restaurant.
I want to clock off and talk to my nearest
and dearest. I don't want to scroll them many and
order online.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
That's a load of rubbish.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You'd be influencing and taking photos of your food the
whole time, coming from you.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
That's reached Miss Degus station twelve course meal, thank you, ad.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
But also I disagree because I love I love a
QR code.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I just don't think that if you're.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Doing the QR code at a restaurant, I think it's
a bit cheeky to ask for a tip, like you
didn't actually serve me, so I served myself.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I tick my set is about tips. No, we just
want a QR code.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You can sit down, order within two seconds. You don't
need to wait around, you don't need to rely on
any way.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I think it's brilliant. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Real estate agents need to cut to the chase with
the pricing on the listings, price on request.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Auction only.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Shut up how many I'm just looking at the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
There's not a real you in that's been real you
in price on request. Just tell me which I have
a hack for that. I have a way around that.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, real estate agent's gonna hate me if I say it.
Say it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
There's an extension that you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I've got it. You download it.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
There is never again, ever, is there something a house
that pops up with no house price. Every single thing
has a price.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
How does it do it?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'll show you after the break.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
What's it called Google Property Extent Extension.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It's like an extension you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
There you go, all right, most people are not not
out there googling that many property, No, they're not.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Is the small trolley superior to the big trolley when
your grocery shop? You know how, there's like the baby trolley,
and then there's the adult trolley, which is big and
like for a full mum shop. But the half trolley
is like a couple of items that's shallow and higher.
I love it superior, It's nicer. I'm with a deep trolley,
like a deep trolley, and I like to have.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The kid's seat.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
So I'm good.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
What I think? I know where that was going.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
And I tried to shot myself friend and I had.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
To watch very much what happened.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
His boyfriend's young. Oh sorry, he's mid twenties, but I
love him.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
We're going on, okay, it's Mitch pitchbackfone.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
No. Look, there were some good talking points in there.
I like the QR code one feltassionate about that. The
rest of them not so much.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
All right, well, that's why I'll be back next
Speaker 2 (33:34):
We the next week, not in about three months Okay,
it's like a blue mood.
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