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Three friends armed with drinks and a fateful dice roll embark on an unfiltered exploration of life's random corners in this captivating podcast episode. What begins with street food appreciation—tales of authentic tamales from coolers and the undeniable superiority of bottled Coke with tacos—quickly spirals into a maze of engaging topics that will leave you feeling like you've joined an intimate gathering of old friends.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.
I don't know what time it is,but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Welcome back to another episode of you guessed
it, rolling Deep.
I'm Alex.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm Easton.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
And I'm Chuck Got a pretty good episode for you guys
today.
We got a lot on the mind, got alot on the brain.
So, fellas, you know what gamewe gotta play.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Rolling Hot Hot rolling Chuck, start us out
First roll.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
A six out first roll a six oh man, that's a good day
to roll a six, yeah fun factbefore we get to the next rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Uh, chuck just figured out before the episode
that he has to work tomorrow atapproximately 2 am.
Very factual.
We're recording this at aboutwhat time?
Is it 4.30.
Yeah, we're recording thisabout 4.30.
He's got a 6.
We'll get out of here in 2-3hours or so.
Chuck will be rolling prettydamn deep by then.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
It.
It'll be good time to go to bedyeah, yeah, something like that
.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
But hey, the good news is is you can't count the
one that you already had openbefore the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So really, we got seven the great news great news,
great news some payback.
This just in.
I'm gonna be rolling deep.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Alrighty, so let's see that roll of yours.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Alright, three, three Trace.
Chuck, do you want to trade?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, good, I wasn't going to trade with you anyway,
alex your turn got a four.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
A four for a nice four banger over there, so we're
all in the top.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
We're the top, uh, top average rolling deep today.
We're all gonna be're all goingto be rolling pretty good.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
We're doing the bottled twisted teas today,
switching up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Why does everything taste so much better out of a
bottle?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't know, but like the glass bottle Cokes or
Sprites, I agree, or Fanta.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Or like a Coors Stubby in a glass bottle.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh yeah, those are nice.
You guys ever have a bottledCoke with, like some street
tacos?
Yes, yes, yes, that's a verygood combo.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, I've never had that oh.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Really no, you never just was like, oh, I might get
the bottled Coke and streettacos.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, no, I was really confused on what street tacos
were for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
They're tacos you get on the street.
Yeah, actually, I met this ladyin Portland the other day and
she was rolling around with acooler one with the wheels and
handle and she's like I said Ihad tamales and I was like, and

(03:30):
I was like, nice, nice, I'lltake a couple tamales best
tamales I've ever had in my life, but they were out of a lady's
cooler so, but they were good.
Oh, they were fantastic.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
How much you pay for them.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Uh, I think it was like two dollars a tamale really
yeah, so I got six.
They're delicious, damn yeahI've had a tamale in a long time
I'd fill you up.
She was awesome she rolledthrough uh like four out of the
five days I was at that spot andit was in like eastern Portland

(04:07):
, like kind of by a motor center.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I got you.
You know what's reallyunderrated, that's also sold on
the street.
If you've ever been to an MLBgame, I know they at least do it
in Seattle and San Francisco.
But like any time that you walkout of the stadium, there's
just like people with grillsjust walking around like the
stadium cooking hot dogs, andthey make some pretty pretty

(04:37):
good dogs, I agree.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sounds like that's rolling deep, If you ask me.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm rolling deep on some dogs.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Some pretty good dogs .
I'm a big sucker for like foodtrucks, like for, I mean, food
trucks are usually like superexpensive, but I, for some
reason, I always just findmyself loving some food trucks,
whether it's like a hot dog, aburger or even like a yakisoba
noodle.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Little place I don't know.
I went to this food truck theother day.
That was uh, pretty deliciousgoing in but pretty devastating
coming out like vitamin.
Putin could hire me, because myasshole is basically the atomic
bomb.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, hopefully he never hires you.
We would be in trouble oh mygod, dude I couldn't imagine
being chuck's toilet bowl seeingsome stuff anyway, let's get
started on our days.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
How was everyone's day this morning, this fine
afternoon morning area?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
uh, it was pretty good this morning.
Woke up, took my taxes inmorning, woke up, took my taxes
in.
Fuck taxes, not a big tax guy,yeah.
One.
One fun story from today,though, is uh, I took my truck
through the car wash and theylet you, you know, vacuum it out
for free there at the car wash.

(05:59):
I was like midway through thevacuuming and I really had to
piss like bad, and so I thoughtI would walk to a little Chinese
restaurant across the street,take a leak, and about halfway
through my walk I realized thatthey have now closed it.
So I turned back around, hoppedin my truck and I was backing

(06:25):
out, was backing out reallyquickly and realized I was going
to piss my pants.
So I found the nearest privatespot, pulled the truck over in
an alley and took a piss becauseI wasn't about to pee my pants.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I thought you were going to go with that story that
you whipped out the vacuum andjust pissed in it.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
But also would have been very smart.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
As.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Maybe I don't know how much pressure those things
got.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
As I was Hopping back in my truck, though, there was
a lady Driving around my truck,so I mean I was hidden, but she
definitely knew I was pissing.
So there was that.
That was kind of a fun story,good.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It was a little bit exciting.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, I don't really know where you want us to go.
Yeah, it was a little bitexciting.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, I don't really know where you want us to go.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
All I'm trying to say is some days it's bada-bing and
some days it's bada-boom, andthat was definitely a bada-boom
moment.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Did you get pee dribble though?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
A little bit, because I was, oh, a little, a small,
no, a little small amount fromtrying to hold it in.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Did you go back to the car wash?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
It wasn't a post pee dribble, it was like a pre-pee
dribble.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now real question Did you get your hands wet and wipe
them on your pants to makepeople believe you were just
washing your hands?
Really intense, Did you no?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Believe it or not, there wasn't a nice hand washing
station for me afterwards.
So I just used an Armour.
All Wipe, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's kind of like washing your hands.
So what was your day up?
To Allie, I tagged along withEaston, so I witnessed this
whole story and there was nolying up.
So, you've seen the pee dribble?
Huh, I didn't see thepee-Dribble.
No, I actually probably wouldhave had my mom or someone come
pick me up if I knew there was.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
P-Dribble, even anywhere near me.
Yeah, I'm wearing jorts, ithides it pretty well, that's
true.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Tagged along with him , did tax stuff and kind of just
hung out.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, no, I went to work today and got there and
then couldn't do the job andthen packed the crane up and
parked her and drove here.
I did a little bit, picked uplittle things.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Why couldn't you do the job?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Too tall, too tall, didn't have enough stick.
I wasn't rolling deep, I wasrolling soft too tall, didn't
have enough stick.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I wasn't rolling deep , I was rolling soft so you're,
the crane was too tall.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, the p, so it was a, it was a like a hopper thingy
, but it was like 90 feet up andI only have 118 feet of boom,
and uh, it was like 30 feet talland uh, so I could pick it up,
but I could only pick it up, youknow, 20 feet and uh was enough

(09:34):
to get over what it was sittingin oh yeah, I feel you so then
I picked some stuff up, likebeside it, like other, like
pipes and stuff like that it wasover at a stimson okay, stimson
lumber mill yeah, but that onewas that's uh over by uh fourth
growth yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
So, chuck, let me ask you on your way here, to record
the podcast today.
What did you listen to?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
um.
I watched Hulu perfect.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
What did you happen to watch on Hulu?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
well, there's a show.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean I spit it out family guy there you go.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's what I was gonna say, if you didn't want to
tell us the joke you could havejust said family guy I like you
it was a weird anime.
Okay, all right well, chucklikes anime, and that's, that's
uh that's all right.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
When in doubt, anime out, so you watch hulu while you
drive, huh, or you just likehave it while you're driving.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You just like listen to family guy um, no, I have one
of those phone stand things andit works perfectly okay to just
set it up and I don't, don'ttell the police I'm doing it,
but okay, okay 95% of the time,I'm either watching Hulu or
Netflix.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
But here's a real thing that had happened to me
the other night and I want toknow if it happens to you.
But you've been having like areally good dream, like a really
good dream.
And then you wake up and you'relike, oh, I got to piss.
And then you go piss and you'relike, oh, I got to piss.
And then you go piss and youclimb back into bed real fast
and you're like just rememberingthat dream, just remembering

(11:29):
that dream and then you slipback into it slowly.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I've done that, I think, twice in my life.
Ever, yeah, I've neverrecovered a good dream.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Really, I recovered that one and man, it felt good.
It was like all the starsaligned.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
want to share what the dream was.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actually, Alex, you were in the dream.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You were in the wet dream, Alex.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You were rolling deep in the dream oh no, no, no, it
was me and my gram.
I was rolling deep in the carand, uh no, we got pulled over.
And guess who the cop was?
Alex alex right and he goes.

(12:16):
Wow, what a change of eventswhat a freaking twist yeah, and
he goes, yeah, so you shouldn'tbe texting while driving.
I was like alex, I'm notdriving and he was be texting
while driving and I was likeAlex, I'm not driving and he was
like just stay off your phone.
And I was like, okay, and hegoes, are you drunk?
And I was like yeah, and hegoes, I'll give you a DUI.
And I was like I'm not driving.
And then I was like all right,and we started going again and

(12:39):
he pulls us over again, he.
And he was like I told you notto text, and I was like what?
And he was like get out of thecar.
And then he tased me.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
And so you wanted to go back to that dream.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, when I woke up from the dream, it was like
before we started driving again,but I thought it was great.
I thought it was a great dream.
I was also hammered in thedream.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
What do you think makes up dreams?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I think it's part of your mind, like your amygdala or
something.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
The medulla oblongata .
Maybe Mama said, mama said Mamasaid the medulla oblongata.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Shout out Sandman Mm.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Shout out Sandman.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Shout out Sandman, shout out Tooth Fairy.
Yeah, man, dude, he's got somebanger movies.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh I, I was just shouting out the tooth fairy
because gave us bands oh, Ithought you meant like the rock
what remember when he playedtooth fairy?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I remember that yeah, but isn't Adam Sandler the
Sandman?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Sandman yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, oh, bedtime Stories.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I mean any Adam Sandler movie.
That's what I was talking aboutwhen I said Medulla Alba Gata.
And then that's why.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I also said my mama, said my mama, yeah, talking
about Bobby Boucher, all right.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
What do you guys think is the best Adam Sandler
movie?
Mine, mine's probably, I don'tknow.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Mine's Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Solid answer.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's where I go.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
And it has like everything you want in an Adam
Sandler movie.
Like him, like fighting someone, him being silly, but him also
just being badass at the sametime yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Uh, it took me so long to answer because I
couldn't actually think of waterboy, but water water boy is my
answer, another good one, Ithink, mine, I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm not gonna say it's underrated, but I feel like
it's not talked about a lot.
Mine's Big Daddy, I like Clicktoo.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's your favorite.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
What's the one where he has Angelina Jolie?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Billy Madison.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
What's that lady that always does his movies with him
?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Drew Barrymore, jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Jessica with it.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
And then she yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's a good one 51st Dates.
That's Drew Barrymore.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
But 51st Dates is a banger.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I actually watched that not too long ago, Very sad
at the end.
Well, I mean it's kind of sadthroughout the whole thing, but
it ends kind of as happy as itcan be, I think.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
How Shea Bird gets them every day.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, but then can you just imagine that?
Because then at the very endyou find out they have a kid and
stuff, and so she wakes up andshe's like oh, I have a
six-year-old daughter and I'mmarried and I'm on a boat in
Alaska.
That is wild.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Doesn't he do a recap video for her?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, Every day scott like that is, why doesn't he do
like a recap video?
For yeah, so every day, everyday, she watches a tape he made
and it's summing up everythingshe's missed and he explains,
like why she's like that thatvideo has got to get longer and
longer, like oh yeah every year.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's just like started out as like 30 minute
video and now it's like an hourlong video.
Yeah, really a waste of life.
Yeah, when they're 60, it'sgoing to be's like an hour long
video.
Yeah, really a waste of lifeyeah, when they're 60, it's
gonna be like a four hour longvideo, so she's gotta wake up,
watch a four hour video and thenimagine that she like wakes up
and she's like holy shit, I'm 85dude.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
You know.
What's crazy about that, though, is like, could you imagine?
Like really genuinely like howdoes she believe the video?
Like I know the movie'sfictional, but like, every
morning you just watch it andsomebody's like this is your

(16:37):
life, but you like don'tremember it.
To be like, how do you knowthat that's true every single
day?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
because you actually forgot he I mean, yeah, that's
true, I don't know.
I mean I guess like because Ithink her dad goes along with
adam sandler and like theirdaughter or some, whatever it is
, and she goes up and she's likeoh, my dad's here, like she at
least has, like that so whathappens when her dad, you know,

(17:04):
kicks a bucket?
Well, I mean she's gonna be sad, but in the morning I'll be all
cool until you know.
She asks hey, where's my pops?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
every day, that would suck yeah every single day you
figured out that your loved onedied oh my god.
And then you got a deal thatwould be torture like every
single day you wake up, you'rejust like oh my god, they died.
Like just freak out everysingle day.

(17:38):
Yeah, it's like.
Yeah, that happened 20 yearsago.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
You'd never, mourn yeah, I know, like you'd never.
I feel like there'd be somedays where you might not bring
it up.
Where's your dad?
Oh, business trip, like he wentfishing, just like.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Say something, just so you don't lie to her I mean
maybe, if you're dealing withthat you really want to build
your relationship off a lie.
All right now you're paying melike you're, like, you're
starting, you're starting.
You're basically the first timeyou ever meet this lady over
again.
You're going to start it with alie.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
You're like, hey, nice to meet you this morning
again.
Your dad died, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
No, I wouldn't bring it up like that.
I'd be like hey, made youFrench toast.
And then, on the French toast.
It'd say like your dad died andlike chocolate or something.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You look very pretty, your brother and dad died.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Here's a mimosa.
Good morning Also.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Your pop's passed Like what it's got to be rough.
What other movies do they likewhere it's like, just doesn't
like in the long run it wouldn'tlike the Longest Yard?
Yeah yeah, it's like, justdoesn't like in the long run it
wouldn't like the longest yardyeah.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, I don't actually know what question you
were trying to ask.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I just threw out another.
I was thinking how great isgrown-ups?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I think that's a fantastic movie, that that's
probably my top three, you knowwhat's funny is I was thinking
about the Hangover and Grown Upsand I was like Grown Ups is for
kids, Hangover is for adults.
The Hangover is basically anadult version of Grown Ups.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I mean yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I mean no, You're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
It's like the, probably five years prior to
Grown Ups.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Like they could have made a Grown Ups movie before
they had kids, really, and itwould have been like that.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I mean yeah, you could say, or you can even
say like the Hangover is likeall right, they're younger,
they're like partying and stuff.
Then they have kids and thenit's like all right, like now we
got to settle down a little bit.
I just can't wait for the daythat I get to you know.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Put on the white sneakers and hop on the
lawnmower.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Chuck's like.
I can't wait till I finallyhave a kid to fetch me beer that
is like that's like I can'twait until I finally have a kid
to fetch me beer.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
That is going to be awesome, that's like the best,
but Grown Ups is such like alike.
If I had to watch a movie 24hours like straight, it probably
would just be Grown Ups.
It's an easy.
Watch Loki 24 hours straight iswild, all right.
If you had to pick a movie towatch 24 hours straight, what do
you pick?
Home Alone, see that Alone.

(20:24):
I feel like that's such a weirdanswer.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
The Titanic.
Oh dude, you get away withwatching it fewer times.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
That's fair.
I guess any Quentin Tarantinomovie too, Do Django Unchained
or something.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, just like any long, longest movie in the world
, whatever that is, I'm watchingthat one.
The longest movie in the world,whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
whatever that is, I'm watching that one the longest
movie in the world is logistics,a 2012 swedish documentary, and
it is 35 days and 17 hours longoh sweet, yeah see, I can one
watch 135th of that and be doneyeah I guess, yeah, but how

(21:03):
boring is it.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Well, I don't know, it could be interesting.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I don't know much about swedens or swedish people
there's also a movie called thecure for insomnia, 85 hours yeah
, watch that one that's.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's crazy.
Who's like?
I'm going to film a movie andit's going to be 35 hours long
35 days.
Oh 35 days long.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, that DVD is probably fat somehow.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's like part one, part two, part three yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Until you get to part 35.
It's like oh, you want todownload this movie before a
flight?
Well, it takes up, you know,200.
One terabyte, it takes, youknow, a whole iPad.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I will have to say, though, grown-ups, I feel it's a
great movie.
No disrespect to any of theguys involved, I do think it's a
little overrated for what it isthough.
Yeah, with that many and Iassume it'd probably be hard,
but with that many like greatcomedians in one show, you would

(22:16):
think that it would just belike never ending, like laughing
, and I mean it is.
I mean you laugh, it's a greatmovie.
But I think it's hard when theymake movies like that and put
like so many famous people inthem, to actually like show off
yeah every single person'stalent in it.

(22:40):
Yeah, like when Adam Sandler'sby himself he can really, like
you know, show off.
But then you put Adam Sandlerand Chris Rock and Kevin James
and David Spade all in one movieand it's like I mean, adam
Sandler's the main character inthat movie.
Really, I mean they're all inthere, but's kind of based
around his family.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, Everything and there's a whole shooting scene
at the end, or whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, and so Chris Rock, david Spade, kevin James,
all kind of.
I feel like don't really get toshow off.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Their comedic talents as much.
I mean, they have their momentsthough.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, moments though, yeah, I mean they do.
But I just feel like it's hardto put that many, that many
people in one movie and havepeople feel like they didn't
lose out on their talents.
You know, I'm saying yeah, makeany sense.
Like I feel like any movie likethat where they throw a bunch

(23:42):
of famous people in it, it'skind of like it was a great
movie.
I'm not saying that it's a badmovie, but it's just a hot take
that I don't like when they dothat.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm trying to think of another movie where they did
that, and it's on the tip of mytongue.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
This is the End.
That was a pretty big cast,yeah, big names.
Big cast, yeah, big names.
And I mean you can argue thatlike seth rogan, I guess, is
like the main character and butI think in that one I mean I
guess it's like the same size aslike the grown-ups cast, it's
like five or six dudes and allpretty big names, but I mean

(24:16):
that's number two I'm also aboutto crack open number two.
Chuck Chuck, how we doing.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm about halfway through number two.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, no, number two, because that's seven.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Where's your other empty can?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
This one.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
So you're doing it off of aseven count and not a six count,
yeah, a seven count yeah,gotcha, that makes sense, but
yeah, I mean, I do think theydid really well with how they
presented that movie with all ofthem in it, though, and
grown-ups.
Yeah, like you were talkingabout.

(24:52):
Like you know their old coachdied.
They're all getting backtogether like hanging out at a
lake house, you know doingwhatever.
Like hanging out at a lakehouse, you know doing whatever,
and uh, I feel like genuinelyanybody.
That's like really close toyour friends like that's your
dream, oh, like one day, youknow, like you got your own kids
and you all like meet back upand go.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
You know, have a good time somewheres and and I feel
like as a parent I mean I can'tassume because I'm not one but
you would hope that like, allright, like me and my best
friend both have kids around thesame age.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I hope they both get along and you want to see your
kids with your best friend'skids like playing or doing
whatever, while you get toreminisce and hang out with your
buddies yeah, yeah, I feel likeit's gonna be the hardest part
about like doing that, likebeing a parent and stuff,
because, like obviously I wouldlove them to be friends with

(25:47):
your guys's kids if they'rearound the same age, but if they
aren't, like I'm not gonnareally force it I'm gonna still
hang out with you guys, like domy thing, yeah, you know, but
it's just.
I'll always give a shit about mykids more than I will at that
point, like making time to gohang out with you guys or do

(26:09):
whatever.
So like if our kids do becomefriends, great, that'd be
amazing.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But if they don't like, I'm not going to be like.
Well, this is my friend andhere's their kid.
So just hang out with them.
I think naturally they'll endup being friends.
Yeah, just because, like ifthey're around.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't know if, around enough, they're going to
be like they might.
You know, you never know.
They might be like best friendsor whatever, but I think you
know the beginning.
They might be like oh my gosh,you know really good friends.
But I mean, at the end of theday it's like they choose to
like still be their friend ornot.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's like whatever yeah, and also like he was
saying about, like the age thing.
It's like if you have a kidbefore I do, I'm not.
I mean, we're not gonna forceyour sophomore son to hang out
with my seventh grade son I will, oh, I'll, let go play catch
with Alex's kid.
He's like Dad, I don't want to.
I'm trying to get into Harvard.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I was like I only brought you along to DD, so just
get out there and play catch.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's a great reason to have a kid.
I have a oh my.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I only brought you along because your dad has a
drinking problem.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Chuck's like I only brought you along so I could
roll deep yeah so I could rolldeep.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hey, you can't roll deep without a DD now.
Come on now, kid, get out thereand play some catch.
I'll watch it.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Dude, I can't wait for like 20 years from now,
maybe less, I don't know, whoknows 20 years from now, maybe
less, I don't know, who knowswhen we uh, finally have kids,
you know, or if we do, as thingsmight change life happens, you
know, but, um, I think that it'sgonna be great when one of us

(27:55):
gets to bring our kids on hereoh yeah, oh yeah, for sure, for
sure, for sure our kids justlike yeah, time to roll deep.
Yeah, we're just like hell yeah,brother wow, I'm so proud roll
deep over there.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
This time I'll dd whoever, whoever has a kid first
like that, first like hot rollthat first time.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
So we're all gonna drum roll and it's gonna be like
yeah, we roll three dice aroundhere.
Yeah, it's like, it's like thisthing's grown, we're all going
to drum roll and it's going tobe awesome.
Yeah, we roll three dice aroundhere.
It's like this thing's grown.
We're rolling seven dice.
He's like Dad, I literallycan't drink 42 beers tonight.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I'm like well, we're like hey, at the minimum you're
going to drink seven.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Just hope you roll all ones.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's so big we just do live saturday event starting
in the morning and just go allday.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Dude, that would be awesome, like if we did the ron
d podcast of the pub but did itlike like started the event and
then, like five hours later, didthe podcast and then we could
just take like live, like livepeople, oh yeah, like live

(29:04):
special guests from people thathave just been getting hammered
for the last five hours weshould do like you guys ever
watch, like charlie brown, likewhat lucy does?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
she has like a therapist booth.
I'm like you give her a quarterand she'll like try to be your
therapist.
That's what we should do.
We should just go to likerandom bars and just try to give
like really deep life lessonson stuff so, talking about
therapy, I had a panic attackthe other day.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
okay, I had a panic attack the other day and, uh, I
just was like sitting there onthe couch and it's like my heart
started racing and I feltanxious.
And I was like sitting there onthe couch and it's like my
heart started racing and I feltanxious and I was like started
freaking out and I did not knowwhy or what it was, but I looked
it up and it was like, yeah,here I have a panic attack.
Are you ever like that?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I've never experienced that, but I've heard
about it and I would assume itkind of feels like a heart
attack.
Well, yeah, it's like I justlike, without ever having a
heart attack.
That's just kind of what Iassumed based off the
explanation I've heard frompeople.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, it's like your chest gets tight and you feel
lightheaded.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
And your brain's going at 1,000 miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, and I didn't even know why that was like a
thing.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, it's definitely a scary thing and I mean it
affects everyone, or sorry,panic attacks are different for
our everyone.
So I mean all symptoms aredifferent, at least like I think
I've had a panic attack.
So it's kind of like I feellike my brain goes at a thousand
miles per hour and my chestjust feels tight and I kind of
just attack.
So it's kind of like I feellike my brain goes at a thousand
miles per hour and my chestjust feels tight and I kind of
just like, immediately, I'm kindof like alright, I want to go

(30:48):
to my bed, put the sheets andcovers over my head and I don't
want to talk to anyone.
I just want to try to figure itout.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
But some people just aren't like that yeah, it's
really weird because I mean,that's just crazy in general and
that's why I'm always curious.
I'm always curious about thehuman brain.
I would love to get somebody onhere that could like enlighten
me on stuff I just want to knowabout, like the whole dreams

(31:17):
thing that we were talking aboutearlier, or even like that Like
why do people have panicattacks?
Like is it as simple as, likeyou're stressed out, or is it
like because, like a lot ofpeople that I've talked to is
like, yeah, the doctor told me Ihad a panic attack and then it
was like you know, you kind ofjust generally ask them or be
like so what were you likestressed about panic and they're

(31:39):
like literally nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Like I can't, I can't think of a reason why small
things could trigger it, yeah,so it's like yeah, sometimes it
is just and the thing is is Iknow someone has a good amount
of panic attacks and they'relike yeah, no, so you have a
panic attack and sometimes it'llfeel like it's at the weirdest
times, but that's because it'slike your mind knows that you

(32:02):
can't panic or freak out or besuper stressed in that moment of
whatever it was, and so it'llhit you when you're like
comfortable later in the day orlike laying in your bed at night
, where you'll just like getsuper anxious and think about
everything that's going wrong.
And it's like it's becausethat's your comfy place.

(32:22):
So it hits you when you arecomfy, because your mind knows
that's, that's an okay, okayplace to like have a panic
attack so that's uh, that's thatI mean.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
just respect people and be a good human, that's what
I'm a firm believer in.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I agree, respect everyone.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Love everybody and just be a good human.
There's no room for hate outthere.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, and just understand that everyone has
their own stresses and their ownfields and own things that get
them going at the end of the daywhere they've got gotta go roll
deep.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Rolling deep's our goal.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
We want the whole world to roll deep.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, roll deep, get good at something Roll deep in
some love.
Why don't you, yeah, roll deepin something like that?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah something good like that.
Roll deep in loving.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Well, I think, folks, we're gonna take a brief
intermission inter missionmission of the interms sounds
good.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
With the weather heating up, you might be trying
to find a good watering hole tohave yourself a cold beer or an
even better place to get yourmunch on.
Look no further than theallston Pub and Grub.
With their great prices andeven better service, you are
guaranteed to be satisfied whenleaving the Alston Pub and Grub.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Well, you know what I was thinking.
What were you thinking?
I was thinking how I'm rollingdeep on my third beer, and you
know what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm matching you right now.
You know what's crazy.
Chuck's not rolling deep on mythird beer.
And you know what's crazy?
I'm matching you right now.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
You know what's crazy is Chuck's not rolling deep on
his third beer, I am rollingdeep on it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh, actually wait.
Yeah, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Alex is just like nonchalantly trying to agree
with him.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, I totally forgot.
No, I'm rolling deep on thethird Call back to the first
episode.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Chuck claims that he opened one during intermission.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I did, you watched it .

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Watch this, Chuck.
I opened this one duringintermission.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I'm going to set it over here as a side beer.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
So that is number two for you no, no, oh no, that's
crazy See this is number three.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
You have a different opinion.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Dude, you can't just make noise with your mouth.
It's your fault for breakingone during intermission.
If they didn't hear it itdoesn't count.
Just kidding, we've never donethat.
We're on the third episode.
I'm just starting to do thatbecause I thought it'd be cool,
but the first two episodes wedefinitely yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, so I'm on number three Deal, not number
three not number three, numbertwo, that's number two I,
there's two chuck's got fourbeers to drink during the
segment yeah

Speaker 2 (35:12):
segment, and I don't know why you're complaining.
It's an easy task for you soreal question.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Let's say you're on, let's what's the longest trip
you on?
What's the longest time you'vebeen in a car?
Like the longest trip you'veever taken in a car?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
The longest trip or the longest single session of
driving I've been in a car.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Either one.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
A car specifically, or on a road trip.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Road trip, car bus, whatever.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I was in an RV, does that count?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I drove from Rainier, oregon, to Toledo, ohio, in an
RV.
It's pretty deep and on the waythere we took the scenic route
to see some stuff, so it endedup being a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Is that it, or you got more to it?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
No, that's about.
I mean, that's about how longit is.
I mean I can explain where wewent.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
No, I mean that's fine.
Well, I explain where we went.
No, I mean Well for car.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I feel like I've taken a lot of different road
trips.
I can't even think, but I knowmy longest plane ride.
What's that?
18 hours, oh nice, where'd yougo?
I went to Vietnam and had alayover in Japan.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Vietnam and I was like 7 or 8, so it was pretty
hard, especially when my DSidied.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
What's a?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
DSi, you never had a DS.
It was a Nintendo DSi.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
It was like the model after.
What does the I stand for?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Intelligence.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
What does DS stand for?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Digital system maybe.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Digital System of Intelligence.
Let's look it up.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
It stands for Digital , digital.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Developer System or Dual Screen, because of that?
Yep, I had two screens.
Gosh, I'm so mad.
That's crazy.
I thought the 3ds was badass.
I remember I had one of these.
I just thought the thumb stickwas super cool, dude it's so
stupid what after the originalds they progressed.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
We got worse.
It might have just been becauseI was getting older, but also I
just thought that nothing beatthe original DS.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Or like a PSP.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
PSP was sick.
I think the Nintendo Switch ispretty cool.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, I like the Switch.
I got a Switch.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, when they first came out and I got one, all I
would play on it was Smash Bros,and so when I was bored during
advisory period I would justplay Smash Bros with my
classmates and stuff.
I think you and I used to playsmash bros.
I'll smash a bro, sometimes ohwow boy rolling deep anyway boy

Speaker 1 (38:12):
what a statement from chuck rolls yeah, I roll um,
but uh no.
I think my longest trip was Iwent down to redding california,
but I was in a semi and itbroke down and so from one in
the afternoon to about 11o'clock at night I just sat in a
semi truck I think you calledme yeah yeah, I was just so

(38:37):
bored.
I was like watching things andthen like I just sit in there.
It was terrible, just bored.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
It's a pretty fun drive though.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh yeah, it's a pretty nice drive.
You know what another nicedrive is?
It's the drive out to Westportor Coos Bay.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Westport and Coos Bay are two.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Just any time you're rolling towards the coast.
I guess that's fair Like 101 isjust a beautiful drive in
itself.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Fun fact, I hate road trips.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Really.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Why is that?
I just don't like sitting in acar that long.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Now, do you like road trips more when you're driving?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, I would agree on that.
I was going to say you'reusually the one that drives
everywhere and kind of offers todrive, so that's kind of an
interesting thing to hear from Iwould rather drive on a road
like more than, let's say, sixhour road trip.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I would rather drive than be the person just sitting
there, because when I just sitthere I get like antsy and then,
yeah, I can't sit down.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I feel that I feel like not even just to be like,
oh I want shotgun, just to sayI'm in the front seat.
But anytime I'm on a road trip,especially with like one of you
two or like any like big tripwith like some buddies, I just
feel like I want to be in thefront seat just so because I
know like I can keep the otherperson entertained, kind of.

(40:02):
You know what I mean.
Like so you guys aren't likefalling asleep at the wheel or
like being bored, becauseusually all of our other friends
like either fall asleep or likestart snoozing or just aren't
really doing anything.
Because I feel like other, likewhat you were saying.
I feel like if I am in the back, I don't have that
responsibility and I do get getanxiety and I do get antsy and

(40:24):
I'm just kind of ready to be atour destination.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, and also I hate being DJ.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Well, because no one likes my music choices Like
they'll like it for the firsthalf.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Because you play sea shanties, you do have some
interesting.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You play like.
You'll go from like kanye.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Well, I came home on a monday night as drunk, as
drunk as could be.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
You'll go from like kanye to like drake, to like
nickelback and that's like allfine, whatever.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But then you'll play like some random, like opera,
something which is fine, I loveit, but then it always seems
like it leads into like fourhours of opera after that.
It was like okay, the first one, that was kind of funny,
entertaining, but I'm not tryingto listen to opera I don't
listen to opera.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I, like you know, like older, like you know merle
haggard, merle, haggard god youcan't go wrong you can't go
wrong with merle haggard no, Imean I, I love music yeah,
music's great.
Um, but I will say that, yeah,there's some things that are on
my playlist.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We'll say you two have, because I think I have a
pretty wide variety of music indifferent genres.
But you two, it's like you guyshave like movie soundtracks
sometimes or like tv showsoundtracks.
I feel like I do.
Anytime I hear a good tune,shazam this is a great app, very

(41:51):
underrated, yeah, likedefinitely anytime, like like,
I'll be strolling around walmartand they'll be playing a song.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I'm like man.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
This is catchy shazam download like, do you ever like
watch a movie and you're likethat song sounds sick and you'll
put your phone kind of close toyour TV.
I have found some good tunesdoing that.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You ever have phases of music where you look back now
and you're like why did I evengo through such a hard?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
phase.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Mine was dubstep.
I went like a year justlistening to like the squirrels,
squirrelics, just hard.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I remember you put me on to jason moraz when we were
kids jason moraz has been aquarter to two.
Yeah, such a great, I feel likewe had also bonded over bruno
mars bruno mars has always beenthe man um, I uh listened to
this.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Um, lady, uh, come back to me on that, I'll
remember that.
I'll remember the name here,but um, yeah, yeah, I love music
.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
What do you typically put on Me Me?
When you get in your car andyou start it and you're like,
all right, I'm going to listento some tunes.
What do you typically throw onthere?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
The last four songs I've downloaded, unless I've
gotten tired of them, and then Ijust hit shuffle.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Have you ever heard of In this Moment, in this
Moment, by that's the band oh no.
Yeah, you should look them upsometime.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
They're pretty good.
Yeah, usually I just hitshuffle.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I like the good shuffle or to hit like you find
a good song you like and thenhit the on the Apple.
You hit the, the creativeplaylist or whatever yeah,
creative station yeah, that's agood one.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I, yeah, I'm kind of with there on easton.
Like usually, when I first getin my car and I'm driving, it's
usually like the first likethree to four like latest songs
I put on my playlist ordownloaded, but right now it's a
lot of zach bryan what's yourtake on fergie?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I love fergie.
Oh yeah, my london bridge yeah,I just it's.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
It's pretty crazy.
I mean, at this point I got somany songs that like I've
forgotten that are really good.
So that's kind of the cool partabout shuffling it is.
I mean, at this point I think Ihave like I don't know like 12
000 songs or somethingdownloaded into my apple music
and so like, if it isn't duringthis last like three month

(44:38):
section, I forget about the song.
So that's kind of the cool partabout shuffling it and
sometimes I just throw it in,shuffle it and then I like
re-find a song and it's like,it's almost kind of like the
radio yeah, it's like wow that Iremember, like this is a really
good song that I completelyforgot even existed.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
So it's kind of you guys cannot deny that's one of
the best feelings ever, when youhave the radio on and you're
just listening and then all of asudden, one of your favorite
songs come on and you're like,oh, hell, yeah, because it's
unexpected.
That is kind of what I likeabout shuffling, because
sometimes you'll kind of forgetabout a song and then you listen
to that song for two weeksstraight and then it's like all

(45:18):
right, you move on to somethingelse.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Like the lady who did Pink Pony Club One and then
it's like alright, you move onto something else.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Like the lady who did Pink Pony Club, watt's Home
Comes on the radio.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I like that that's kind of how I am with like.
That's why I love like dad rocklike Linkin Park.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Nickelback.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Three Doors Down, skillet, three Days Grace like
any like kind of like.
I mean anything from like thelate 90s to early 2000s, like
rock, that's like my jam andthat's what I get like super
stoked about so either you guysscared of airplanes, starting to
get there yeah, with all thestuff that's been happening,

(45:55):
kind of, but I've never reallylike.
I know a lot of people I knowit's like the most common fear
ever being scared of heights andlike turbulence or whatever.
But I've never really been whenat least when it comes to
heights I've never been superfreaked out, unless I'm like
vulnerable, if that makes senseyeah, I'm not really scared of
airplanes.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I'm scared of the plane crashing on an island
somewhere, like lost, justbecause I feel like I couldn't
survive in a situation like that.
Just because I feel like Icouldn't survive in a situation
like that Because everyone wouldbe getting off the airplane in
their own way and trying to savethemselves.
And I feel like my main goal,if a plane went down the ocean

(46:37):
and I was still alive, would befind the bar cart, because if
I'm going to be on an island, Iwant to be on an island drunk.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
And you're going to want to find the small bags of
chips and stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't care about the chips, I just need the bar
cart.
No, I need those pretzels andthen, yeah, let me find the bar
cart.
Yeah, everyone will be like Igot to get out of here.
Water will be coming up.
I'll be like, hey, man, get outof here.
And then later, when I'm onthat island, he's gonna be like,
hey.
So I know you were looking forthat bar cart, did you?

(47:06):
What'd you find?
I'm like nothing.
I found nothing.
I have a little stash allhidden in the sand.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh, yeah, do you guys ever uh, you guys ever watched
naked and afraid?
No, you've never seen naked andafraid no, I like that what's
up alone.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I've watched that.
That's kind of similar.
Maybe I don't know, I've neverseen.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
If you watch the new show I don't know what it's on.
It's kind of similar.
It's called uh extracted.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I've never even heard of it.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's like a.
It's kind of like a game showtype of feel is that the one
where their family get to knockthem out yeah, so they, uh, so
they audition and you can, asfar as I know, you audition to
either be the survivor or theperson in the room and then, if
you get on, then you pick yourteam, which is two different

(47:56):
people, to come with you andthen you pick who's going to be
the survivor or not, but there's, I don't know, I think, 10
people and they all auditionedand then the two people that
aren't on the island arecompeting in games or competing
back in the central area to sendthem supplies.

(48:21):
So when they first get droppedoff the island, they have
nothing, and so then theirfamilies, friends, whoever they
chose to like be, their twopeople back at headquarters are
like doing things to try to likesend them blankets, something
to make a fire, like somethingto make a weapon to eat, or, you

(48:42):
know, rope so like in theHunger Games, when that lady
Katniss gets in the burningointment yeah, and then the
other twist to that is that theperson that's actually out there
surviving can't removethemselves.
Yeah, the people, the two peoplethat they've picked at the

(49:03):
headquarters, have to be theones that remove them.
Have to like, click the buttonand actually say like extract
them from the island.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Honestly, if it was me on the island and I had to
pick like two people to like,it'd probably be probably you, e
, because you're definitely one,don't know who the other one is
, maybe Alex, but I think you'dbe like oh no, chuck's looking a
little rough out there.
We should probably.
But I feel like Easton would belike nah man he's got it.

(49:35):
He's got another week in him.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I'd be sitting there like on just send me home no,
which is actually crazy to watch, because there's this one gal
that's uh, that's out theretrying to survive and she
brought her husband and herfather-in-law, who seemed to
know like there's stuff aboutlike survivalist type of stuff,

(49:59):
and she like fully disclosedwhen she started the episode
that she didn't but she liketrusted them to get her the
right stuff and they're likepretty like confident, like no
know what to do, like think thatthey could do it type of deal.
And I watched like a littleclip from the episode the other

(50:20):
day where she was just like getme off this island and like
she'd been obviously they hadbeen there for a long time now
and uh, she was like like I needto leave, like you guys
seriously take me out, andthey're just like shows a clip
of them at headquarters wherethey're just like well, I don't
know what she thinks she's doing, but but we're not clicking the
button.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You're not getting out.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
But they can't obviously communicate that to
them but it just has videofootage of her just being like
please, I'm ready to go, I can'tdo this, and they're just like
well cool, You're not leaving.
Is there a prize in?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
it.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, I can't remember what the prize is.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Probably the money of some sort.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, yeah, it's money.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
But I think it's like $500,000.
They're doing all that for$500,000?
.
I'd rather go on the Mr B show.
I get five grand for justshowing up.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
You get $10,000 for being an asshole to everyone.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It'd be like that one game that I watched, where all
the people they picked arestanding up there and the money
keeps raising.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, oh, once it hit a million, I'd be like see you
guys later.
I mean, that's what I feel likeis not.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I'm a good person.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah, but you got to realize I came in here to win $5
million and I didn't come hereto win $5 million, to give you
$3.5 million and split it inhalf.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You're not there to make friends, you're there to
win some money.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, it's like all you guys join, so then the
people that don't have theopportunity to win a million
dollars are like I can't believethat he would do that too, and
it's like I will say that Iwould be the person standing
there, but I would never I wouldnever do something.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Fuck they could throw two million dollars up there, I
would never.
And then I go up there and I'dbe like I get it though you're
watching.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
You're like oh man, like that guy's a dick.
But then it's like, at the sametime, if I show up to Beast
Games and for whatever reason,Mr Beast is like hey, if you get
these five people out, you alsoleave, but you get $10,000.
And it's like well, I've onlybeen here two days.
Yeah, that seems worth it to me.
I'm probably doing it Well.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I think I'd wait off, just because I know how Mr
Beast works.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Well, yeah, but you get the point.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
But like yeah, I mean as soon as it got like, as soon
as we were clearing, like, Iwould say, even $100,000.
It's like yeah, it's probablyabout time to start, yeah, being
mean.
It's probably about time tostart taking the money because
even like at the end of theBeast games, they just basically

(53:00):
made a choice and then it gotdown to two people and even the
guy that took second one like Ican't remember like $250,000,
$500,000.
I can't remember what it wasand then the guy that won the
whole thing obviously got 10million, but it was like
literally the guy five secondsbefore that that eliminated
himself because he thought youknow, like whatever was gonna

(53:24):
happen literally went home withnothing.
So it's like you literally madeit to the final three and
probably had like at least like10 yeah like six, seven, eight,
nine, ten chances to walk outwith more than a hundred
thousand dollars and you didn't,and you didn't take it.
And then, all of a sudden, nowyou're walking home with nothing

(53:45):
.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Well, that's why but see, that's what I was talking
about, where if, like, I'm therefor two days and mr beast is
like, oh, like, if you're anasshole in this situation, you
get ten thousand.
But you know, who knows whatcould happen down the line.
I'm probably taking it because,like in that situation, if I'm
in the bottom three or in thetop three, I might walk away

(54:06):
with nothing.
And then it's like damn, Ispent all this time I came on
the show and I'm walking awaywith nothing.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
At least you get a little something and genuinely I
think he's gonna try to do thenext like season, or you know of
that.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
That show was super successful.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
The budget in that show is crazy, but genuinely I
think he can only do it once.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
You think?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I'm sure there'll be a season two.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I mean, I'm sure they will, but he's going to have to
make it drastically differentthan the first season was.
Because, like we're talkingabout, like right now, like we
would just go on there and belike, well, I kind of I kind of
know how this works.
Like he's going to offer me 250, like I should just take, like
that plays into it, just seeinghow it rolled out the first time
, and like now you apply oraudition to be on the show, get

(54:56):
it, and then you're just like,oh well, take the 250250,000
because there's this many.
You know it's like there's notthat many opportunities, or
there, it's like there's notthat many opportunities to get
$250,000 or more.
So it's like you can't for himto be giving away that much

(55:16):
money.
You have to make it to where,like, the people that are coming
on can't have a strategy yeah,like like, yeah, like he if he
did do a second season, I mean,unless he just doesn't care
about giving away the money.
But you can't do a secondseason and then let people come
in being like okay, well, 250000 is my mark, I'll take you

(55:38):
know.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
But that's also kind of what he's trying to do is
just like a psychologicalexperiment.
So I mean it might work out,just being like well, people
have seen this before, so let'ssee how they react now.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
It's just like gambling, though, too.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Like you're sitting there in church as $250,000.
We have a chance to win 10million and it's like what kind
of gambler are you?
And I think a lot of people Iknow they want to admit that.
They're like I'll take this,I'll take that, but a lot of
people are chasing that, thatbig, big dollar sign at the end
of it I a thousand percent agreewith that you know it's like
yeah, I put 100 bucks and I made300, but I'm really close to

(56:19):
hitting the jackpot.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah yeah, so we talked about this a little bit
earlier.
We were in a big movie talk andit kind of got me thinking.
During intermission we're allbig, pretty, uh, avid movie
watchers.
I think it'd be reallyinteresting to know I I want to
know your guys's answer what isthe scariest movie you've ever

(56:42):
seen?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Mine is a insidious.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I will have to say um , I'm not an avid movie watcher.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah, I was going to say I hate movies.
I don't know.
I feel like you're alwayswatching.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I hate movies.
I don't know.
I feel like you're alwayswatching.
Yeah, you don't like going tothe movie theater?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Yeah, but the reason why I don't like going to a
movie theater is because I can'tpay attention through the whole
movie.
That's why I'm not really anavid movie watcher.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Yeah, but you're always playing movies and shit
on a movie and do laundry.
I mean yeah, because I alwayshave everyone always has to.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
That's the thing.
Everyone always has to dolaundry.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
That's, it's not a thing, but I don't, I don't like
go, I'm like uh, this is a goodlaundry movie I, I do.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
well, I think there's movies that you don't have to
pay attention to really, or likeyou could throw on a TV show
and like do laundry.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I think I just like do my laundry and I like fold it
, pack it away, call it a day.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Well, scary movies.
You definitely can't.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Because I was going to ask you guys?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
have you guys ever seen the movie Sinister?
No, you've never seen Sinister,have you?
No, you've never seen sinister,have you no?
So is it like tusk?
I've heard about it.
It's nothing like tusk.
So a little background hasethan hawk in it.
I don't know if you guys knowwho that is steven hawking ethan
hawk no, I don't know who thatis so I can't even name a

(58:13):
different movies and butbasically the story is he's a
like true crime author and hemoves into this house where a
bunch of like murders havehappened and he's trying to
write a new best-selling book.
And he goes into this house andhe finds like an old um, what
are those like old, kind of likehome video, like has the two

(58:34):
big like reels and you wind itup.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yeah, like a movie tape thing yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Cassette no, not cassette.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I think it's before cassette Big reels.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Oh, and you have to play it on a screen.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
It's a production film.
Yeah, an actual production film, exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
But he starts to notice there's this dude in
there and weird stuff startshappening with his daughter.
But anyway, this was so, otherthan like friday the 13th,
halloween scream.
This was like the first realhorror movie I watched and I was
probably like eight or nineyears old and it gave me like
nightmares and I was gonna showyou guys a picture of him.

(59:19):
This was the dude who was he'slike the main demon in it, mr
boogie yeah, they call him likemr boogie or something and uh,
the audio listeners.
You could just look up thesinister movie demon and those
of the that have seen it knowwhat he looks like.
And this movie gave menightmares and there's some very

(59:42):
scary moments.
They had a sequel that wasn'tas good and it was kind of
stupid.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I think my scary movie from when I was a kid that
I was scared of most was it.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Really the old, the 1990s one.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, the shower scene.
So I had a tile shower, so Idon't know what it is, but in
the shower scene it's the tileshower.
So I'd like get really freakedout, real freaked out I feel,
like it's not bad yeah it is,it's scary I think, like,
imagine, you're like asix-year-old kid and your
brother's like hey, come watchthis movie with me.

(01:00:18):
And then you watch it and thekid loses his arm in the first
like minute yeah, I guess that'skind of fair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
But you watch it now and it's kind of like all right,
pennywise isn't that scary,he's just kind of a dickhead
he's, he's wild and you know,yeah, I I like the newer ones,
so the newer it's were prettygood.
It kind of reminded me of likeI mean it didn't help that uh,
finn wolfhard was in it, but itkind of gave me like goonies,
stranger things, kind of vibes,like I love the adventure and I

(01:00:50):
loved all that yeah, I've alwaysliked the goonies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
That's always a good movie to watch that's a
fantastic movie steven spielberg, he's the man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Hey you guys.
And who knows if they'll do asequel Goonies 2?
That's probably not going tohappen.
I mean, in this day and age,they got sequels and reboots to
everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, they're not going to reboot the Goonies.
Where are they going to do it?
Cannon Beach.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Well, they could.
They could redo it and have itbe their kids that go on the
adventure, or have them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
yeah, have Mouth come back.
I think he's in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
No, he's not in jail.
Corey Feldman is not in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
He had something with him Well he's on his own thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
did he do?
Was it drugs or something likethat?
I don't think he ever went tojail.
Oh, was that the kid from HomeAlone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Macaulay Culkin.
Well, I mean, I don't know ifhe went to jail, but you know
Macaulay Culkin, the kid fromHome Alone.
He's married to the actressthat played London Tipton on
Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Really the one that everyone as a kid were like wow.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I thought Macaulay Culkin died, did he.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
OD.
No, he's alive and well andhe's married to London Tipton.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Who was that one guy that OD'd in a hot tub?
That was from like Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Oh, Matthew.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Perry.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Chris Farley.
I don't actually know how ChrisFarley died.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
But you're thinking of Matthew Perry and RIP Matthew
Perry Was it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Seinfeld what?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
No, it was friends.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
But matthew perry was goaded.
He was hilarious and he wasalso in a bunch of other good
movies friends I don't thinkthey ever so like what, what?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
let's say like yeah, seinfeld, friends the office
last man standing last manstanding underrated show.
So which one would you like?
Let's say you're doing laundryand you need to put on a show.
Which one would be your top one?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Spongebob.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Hashling Slasher.
You guys ever seen that episodeof Spongebob?
That's like a big classic thatone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Is the Seabear episode.
They want to go camping and theseabear just keeps attacking
them and they draw the circle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
That one's hilarious I like the dirty dan one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Oh yeah, I'm dirty dan that one's good, or the one
where um spongebob wants to givegary a bath never seen I don't
think you've never seen that oneI, I think I cried during, uh,
the one where gary leaves oh,they play the sad song or the
one what is?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
the one with the monkey that shows up, where
spongebob is just vibing out inhis house.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Oh my god that one that one gave me night terrors.
Dude, fuck yeah.
He becomes spongebob, gets hurtand becomes agoraphobic and he
doesn't want to leave his house.
And then sandy and patrick comeup with the plan to like lure
him out and have a spongebobsave them from the gorilla.
But it turns out patrick isyeah you guys wasn't the gorilla

(01:03:54):
, yeah, but they use like a realgorilla and I think as a kid
that freaked me out because Iwas like why is real life in
cartoon so?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
my question is how come when you see patrick come
out of his house it's just likesand, but when you go into
patrick's house it's like he'sgot a couch and a sand tv
because the animators were likeoh, the kids watching this are
six years old, they're probablynot gonna think I just want to
know who knows Spirato is.
What do you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
mean who?
That is the vampire?
Yeah, but like who is that?
He's a vampire.
He's a vampire, A famousvampire.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Yeah, Like the famous one he's been told in stories
for like ever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Isn't he like?
Considered Dracula in differentstories.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I think so, but he's up there with Dracula.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
They just come from differentthey might be the same, I don't
know.
Look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yeah, I mean, I know the episode from Spongebob, but
I Well, they just did thatNosferatu movie, didn't they?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
They did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
With?
Who was it that played him?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Chalamet yeah, but I don't like movies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Yeah, Easton's movie knowledge is all over there.
I think it's going to be who,not how.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Oh, I put no.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
For the listeners.
He spelled how Well.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
I'm also rolling deep .

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
So how do you even pronounce that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Nosferatu.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So he's just like a big horror icon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Is that an actual dude though?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I don't think he was an actor, because vampires
aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Well, I know he's not a vampire, but he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
What's Frankenstein's monster's name?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Is there a dude that actually looks like that?
Like, is that based off of aguy that they just all said it
was a vampire?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
it's like right here it says like they have a whole
cast, but yeah, I, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
What's a wikipedia?
Hit that I, because that'salways a trustful source.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Should we be looking up our sources from wik and also
folks just opened up the fourthT and the final T.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I'm on four beers too , by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
I will have to say, though, sometimes I go on
Wikipedia and I'll just likechange something small.
You can change Wikipedia, yeahsmall.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
You can change Wikipedia.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Yeah, that's why Wikipedia is not a credible
source.
It's because people can go inthere and just edit it to
whatever they think.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I want to see this in action.
Can you edit the no?
Okay, fine, Anyway.
So no, Travato is a vampire.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, but sometimes I go on Wikipedia and I just like
change stuff, like, uh, one dayI went I looked up the Las
Vegas Raiders and then editedthe picture to be the Seattle
Seahawks and you did that.
Yeah, like, just because, likeI don't know, or I'll like go

(01:07:00):
into like the Baltimore RavensWikipedia page and say that like
Justin Herbert's thequarterback, like something
that's like not noticeable, butlike Justin Herbert is in the
NFL, but like somebody that likemaybe doesn't have as much
knowledge would just read it andthen just be like like me,

(01:07:22):
super confident that justinherbert was the quarterback of
the baltimore ravens isn't he,isn't he chargers?

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
yeah, he is the charger, look at you where'd
justin herbert come from, chuck?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
the ducks before that I don't even uh.
Didn't he like high school?
Yep, he played.
Didn't he play at springfieldor?
Sheldon high sheldon yeah inoregon yeah it's like I always
forget the only reason I knowthat is because my lady's a big
duck fan, so I knew herbert.
And then, uh, her dad puts onthe chargers games because of

(01:07:54):
herbert so herbert's a solidquarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah, my, my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Better than Geno, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
My dad loves Justin Herbert and roots for the
Chargers just because of JustinHerbert.
And then every year when theydon't make the playoffs or lose
out in the first round, then hejust goes on a huge rant where
he's like I'm done with thisteam, I don't trust him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I think that's all of oregon.
Yeah, we all.
Everyone in the state of oregonsomewhat, regardless of if
you're a chargers fan or not,you somewhat root for herbert oh
yeah, I mean, he seemed like apretty good guy.
I've never met him, no, he seemslike yeah, I mean, he seems
like a cool dude intelligent Iwas gonna say it's kind of like
the uh we were talking about,like not knowing where he played

(01:08:38):
before.
It's like Joe Burrow.
I always forget he also playedout of Ohio.
Every time I think of JoeBurrow, I always think of LSU,
but he also played out of Ohio.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
State, yeah, ohio State.
We can't be getting a bunch offlack from Buckeyes fans.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Sorry, Buckeyes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Yeah, we don't like them, Buckeyes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
There's no need to apologize to the Buckeyes, but
it was yeah, it was thesuck-eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Anyway, I feel like we're rolling deep pretty hard.
Yeah, chuck's pounded thatsixth beer.
Alex has already hammered anduh, I gotta get up at 2 30.
So I'm rolling pretty deep andI think that it's uh, it's been
fun, and then, uh, we'll uh seeyou next tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
See you next tuesday my baby, my baby born to work.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
She's been telling me all night long Gasoline and
groceries, and this goes on andon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
It's 9 to 5, ain't working, work so hard.
I can't work by my problems, Ican't take them when I'm gone
Ain't working.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Worked so hard, my problems Gone.
One, two To the four, five MoreSix.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Dance floor Seven.
Oh my Good lord.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Double shot of whiskey History History.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Everybody got to bargain To Pepsi.
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