Teach Me Daddy

Teach Me Daddy

Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or delving into fascinating historical anecdotes, Matteo and Chris bring their unique comedic flair to every topic. With their quick wit, candid humor, and genuine camaraderie, "Laugh and Learn" promises to be an entertaining and educational journey that keeps you laughing while you learn something new every week. Tune in for a fun-filled exploration of life’s lessons, one episode at a time.

Episodes

How To Speak Mandarin Chinese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 10

August 21, 2024 • 33 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano learn with Manhattan Mandarin ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the wa...
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How To Make Mozzarella Cheese with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 11

August 21, 2024 • 28 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to make cheese! Specifically fresh mozzarella! Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano dive into the delicious world of cheese, learning how to make mozzarella from scratch! With the guidance of their friend Nino Palummo, the comedians take a break from their usual romantic lessons to tackle something equally essential to life: cheese-making. Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just someon...
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Teach Me How To Dance Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 9

August 7, 2024 • 28 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn with @fredastairedancestudios-ne6812 , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity ...
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Teach Me About Bonding | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 8

July 31, 2024 • 30 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo & Chris learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! 👉https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ Support the show by supporti...
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How To Be Romantic | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 7

July 24, 2024 • 45 mins
Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they embark on a hilarious and enlightening journey into the world of romance and intimacy. With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a m...
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How To Make Breakfast Waffles Special! | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 6

July 17, 2024 • 38 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make Chrissy's famous breakfast waffles!! This isn't your typical waffle-making session—Chris's approach is a bit all over the place, but that's what makes it fun! These waffles are more like delicious sandwiches, packed with a variety of ingredients that you wouldn’t normally find in traditional waffles. Chris's special waffles include a flavorful mix of...
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How To Draw Disney Character Ursula | Teach Me Daddy w Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 5

July 10, 2024 • 30 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to draw! Matteo, a skilled artist and graduate of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, guides Chris through the process of drawing Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Chris, who loves to learn, puts his own unique spin on the character. Chris's Ursula might look a little different, but that's all part of the fun! Take a moment to listen and WATCH...
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Teach Me How To Cook Spaghetti Carbonara | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 4

July 3, 2024 • 31 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano learn how to make the classic Italian dish, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. Known for his exceptional cooking skills and deep love for Italian cuisine, Matteo shares his favorite recipe in this fun and educational episode. They use traditional ingredients such as guanciale, Pecorino Romano cheese, eggs, salt, and spaghetti. With Matteo's expert guidance, Chris learns the step-b...
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Teach Me About World War II | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 3

June 26, 2024 • 32 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs. Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprising...
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How To Change A Diaper | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 2

June 19, 2024 • 19 mins
In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Teach Me Daddy, comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist—Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too! Get ready for a ...
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How To Clean | Teach Me Daddy with Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano - ep 1

June 12, 2024 • 27 mins
This week on Teach Me Daddy, Matteo and Chris are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Whether you'...
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Teach Me Daddy Trailer!

June 4, 2024 • 49 secs
Join comedians Matteo Lane and Chris Distefano as they dive into the hilarious and often unpredictable world of everyday life skills and lessons. In each episode, Matteo and Chris take turns teaching each other something new, from the mundane to the outrageous, all while keeping the laughs coming. Whether they’re tackling the challenges of changing a diaper, mastering the art of cooking, exploring the intricacies of douching, or de...
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