Your Local Time Travelers
Anybody got a way to escape 2025? Or tips on navigating the Baptist church we're stuck in? This crash-landed time traveling duo would appreciate it. No future spoilers from us. Promise. Ish. Oh also, the captain has turned into a cat. Don't tell him I told you. He's touchy about it. Written and Created by Heidi Fischer Performed by Heidi Fischer Dio Garner Alex Hanback Alexis Tipton Kelsey V Additional performances by Ñita Pendejo Squib Soundscaping and editing by Paloma Ortiz Music by Heidi and Alison Fischer Thank you to E.V. Belknap Jonathan Fischer Artwork by Umangi Hettiarachchi Visit our website for additional SFX credits Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th.
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An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully.
Written and Created by
Heidi Fischer
Performed by
Heidi Fischer
Dio Garner
Alex Hanback
Alexis Tipton
Kelsey V
Additional performances by
Ñita
Pendejo
Squib
Soundscaping and editing by
Paloma Ortiz
Music by
Heidi and Alison Fischer
Thank you to
E.V. Belknap
Jonathan Fischer
Visit ...
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We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food.
Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human sensibilities... (CC notes here that calling our spaghetti-throwing methodology "marketing strategies" is a stretch.)
Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers.
This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh, phrasing, sorry) if we're ever gonna get out of here.
Who knows, some life lessons might actually get learned along the way despite everyo...
The things we do for those we need. I mean, love. Yeah.
CC and I spelunk into the bowels of the ship and our pasts in order to keep Grasshopper in the pageant and avoid the unimaginable headache of recasting.
We unfortunately make discoveries that will change our relationship and on-mic dynamic forever.
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Alright, listeners. It's CC's time to shine. And by "shine," I mean "struggle to type this and with generally everything else."
As 2025's time flies start to take their toll on Roach, this newly anointed cat has got to figure out how to get her back in her right mind and keep our escape plan in progress. And not get stepped on.
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This is a message specifically for Roach! Though maybe you can get something out it too, Listener, who knows.
Things are getting dire over here. I'm sure everything will be explained in our next upload... if we survive that long...
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Oh, food, glorious food. We're anxious to fuggedaboutit. Apparently.
As the hangry congregation fasts, your favorite cat captain works very hard to keep this Same Boat afloat before the time flies make a meal of everyone.
Some secret sauces regarding this place and its resident time travelers get accidentally unearthed along the way...
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Begin message to leave behind for Listeners: Well, friends. It's time. See what I did there?
Pageant night is upon us as I dictate this. Hopefully nothing crazy gets in our way like curveballs from Crown Currentsy or the church congregation.
By the time you're listening to this, CC and I will likely be home. Whatever that means. It's been a pleasure, Listeners. If a Roach's voice falls in the woods and no one's around to hea...
Before we go on hiatus, treat yourself to this display of tomfoolery and other paradox-encouraging behavior, Listeners!
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