The GreenTea Podcast

All the trees are getting lit this holiday season! This week Jordan and Maria hangout with their girl Mary Jane while they ask and answer questions that take their brain to another dimension. Don't forget to bring your thinking caps and light up your trees if you're gonna listen in to this episode!

Come and take a seat at the table as we talk about what we're most thankful for and you know we can't forget to mention y'all! Are you Team Green or Team Pink? Pick a side and put your headphones on as the girls unfold the wicked lore and talk all thing Oz.

This boat is disembarking, are you getting onboard? Set sail with us as Maria tells us all about her cruise filled with stories of big mouthed Karens, Greening out in the middle of the ocean, and memories of peace out out sea all while Jordan has stories of her own back at home managing the restaurant. Make sure you don't get too sea sick as the waves get rocky this week!

No this isn't a Diddy Party, its a Diddy exposition. This week Jordan and Maria give you all the details regarding the P Diddy case and some of the information even shocks the girls. Tune in and listen to all the facts, opinions and conspiracy theories they have on this trending case.

Oh way Oh this boats rockin! Maria is taking a voyage and Jordan is saying bon voyage. The girls reminisce on past vacations and on this whats happening they talk about Young Thugs' trial and what he has to do to stay out of jail. Tune into this weeks episode and make sure you have the tea cups because we have the tea!

We say seafood, you say spot. Seafood!... We cant hear you but I know you can smell us on this episode. This week we talk about a new game that the restaurant is playing win a shot, win a cake it doesn't matter were here for it. Maria also puts the placebo effect to the test on the bar guest. Did they pass? You got the cups, and we have the tea! 

We're not sure whats spookier... an employee returning from the dead or the lady bird lake killer?? This week Jordan researches the cases in our local city that link back to a possible serial killer on the loose throwing bodies into the lake. It may be halloween but these spooky tales are real!! Press play if you dare!

NEWS ALERT!!

Jordan gets new hair?? Maria gets another guinea pig?? Boy are there alot of things happening in Maria and Jordans lives recently. The girls add a new segment into the podcast where they talk about current events happening in the world today and pay their respects to the loss of one of their childhood idols. Make sure you tune in this week with your tea cups ready!

Spooky season is nearing and we have all the goblin juice for you! A once in a blue moon occurrence happens and the seafood gang gets together, Maria goes to the hospital, and someone get added to the seafood graveyard. Can you guess who? Gather around the cauldron and see what the girls got into this week

Do you have your favorite local homeless man or woman? This week Jordan and Maria tell you about their favorite homeless locals, and some of their not so favorites. Maria runs into someone she got into a fender bender with, and the restaurant is up against a health inspection.... Did we pass? are we still employed? Listen to find out!

The wonder pets get called into action...AGAIN! This isn't their first rodeo, and its beginning to show how strong they are in times of chaos. Tag along on their adventures fixing flooding houses, becoming a personal ambulance for family members, and saving bar patrons from crazy ex lovers. Tune in to get the full details on Jordan and Marias week.

Dear Buds,

This week was so hard. From people bashing our jobs, Fights with life long friends, and remembering the past full of heartache. We haven't gotten too personal in while but this week we open all the doors. Hope you enjoy:)

Love,

Maria and Jordan

"Encore!! Encore!!" Was all Jordan and Maria were yelling out this week. Want to feel like you were apart of the Sexyy Red and Twenty One Pilots concert?  Did your parents ever tell you lies growing up to keep you out of trouble and you full heartedly believed them? Tune in this week to reveal if it's worth buying tickets to these artist or not, as well as discovering if you shared similar childhood lies as the girls.

Do you shave above your knees or is that only for wh*res? Welcome back buds, this week Maria and Jordan talk everything from mean girls, controlling the weather and the days of works that made them want to quit. Make sure you stay till the end to hear the girls recap on all of the out of pocket responses they have had to customers, employees and their bosses... You're in for a treat.

We've heard all about resurrection, but have you seen it for your own eyes?? This week we retell the story of a regular returning from the dead, an update on customers we've chased out with tasers, and why 911 was called yet again. Who's playing more games this week? Jordan and Maria or the customers? Listen in and tell us what you think!

If you or someone you know is part of a domestic violence, please seek help by calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233. 

This weeks episode we dive into the fights we have seen, recent drama that has surfaced the internet by storm, Maria tells the tales of her birthday week, Jordan and Maria talk about the management life and question why they are even managers. 

They say more money more problems... However, with the way tips have been for the girls, They are problem free!! Jordan spends all week trying to make it out of the curse while Maria spends the week celebrating her 26th year of life and all the exciting things she has set for her future.

In a restaurant far far away, Two managers have the righteous duty to protect their army. They take you through the tales of 9/11 rolls, The mighty battle of the vapes, and the civil war regarding the bourgeoisie. Tune in to listen to these fairy tale like stories!