FRIDAY 3-21-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up Darsley.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wake Up.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio video in a
time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses
and management, one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,
compelling and educated radio and stand above all the rest

(00:38):
on this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What's happening? Good morning? I woke up to my head bleeding, bleeding, bleeding,
but through your ears or was it a cut? It
was weird, man.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
So I get up, I do my makeu I throw
coffee on and I told you my wife is big
in the sour dough bread. Now, like the kitchen looks
like it exploded up, just like she was up until
like ten ten thirty last night to do with sour
dough stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Just kneading the dough.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah yeah, this this is uh, this was the end goal.
This was in the oven and then popping out like
like a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
And she name them too, right, yes, she means them.
And then she pop out of the oven and she's like,
oh my god, look how pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So so I clean up the kitchen and then I
go up to to hop in the shower real quick,
and I get out of the shower and I got
this nick on my forehead and it's like just dripping blood.
Like it's not enough to like run blood down my forehead,
but just enough to kind of trickle down my forehead.
Felt it, Yeah, And so I'm like, I don't know

(01:43):
what if it was like a fingernail or something nicked
my forehead.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, And so I had to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Thing like because you know, I got a beard, so
I don't shave a ton and I use trimmers on
my neck so I don't cut myself shaving a lot.
But it was like that, like I had to like
dab it to make sure it like clotted.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, Like there's something on the wall that fell on
you while you're sleeping, but you would have felt that.
I think it was the shower. I think it was.
I think I scraped something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know what it was. Weird because there was
the bar of soap and then next to the bar
of soap was the jar of glass. Maybe you tried
to soap up your face with the jar glass.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Maybe maybe that's what it was. What done it? Where
I I use razors like one time too many where
they don't they're not as smooth, but they are kind
of getting the hair. But I know that feeling is
just coming into my skin where I'm like, ah, yeah,
that's what.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It'll that one like pimple like like when you're a kid,
when you're a teenager and you're.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Like popping up pimple like and I'm like, what what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
So I must I don't know I did something or
I or you know what I fell. I'm dead on
my bathroom floor and this is all a dream.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you met ITV. Do you feel uh? Do you
feel nausels? Right now? I feel sleepy because I'm supposed
to keep you awake throughout the show.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I feel I'm really woozy. But it was weird because
it stop me. I'm like, stop leading, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's like the smallest cut, like if I do it
on my neck, I'm like, God, and I have to
go out somewhere. We're going out to dinner and I'll shave.
I'm like, this thing is never ever gonna collise. It's
a little tiny scabbage looks awful. So finally I kind
of forgot about it, so I think it stopped leading.
I'll keep an eye on you. Yeah, or there's just
blood gushing out of my forehead. I don't know. Everybody. Friday,
we'll wrap up the work week. We're gonna find that
VXL work for some point the day to day.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I found one last pair of Atlantic City Beer and
Music Fest tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
We'll have them for you coming up just a little bit.
One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station z
XL Morning, sharpy body doing live? I can go all
write it and we'll do it. Lit and things sucks.
I'm Scotty, good morning. He's some news.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Foult.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
US Department of Education, you are done, President Trump announced
yesterday he assigned an executive order that would begin the
process of dismantling the Apartment of edge Ucation. The US
spends more money perp, he said, yet we rank near
the bottom of the list in terms of success. He
claimed seventy percent of eighth graders are not proficient in
neither reading or math, and forty percent of fourth graders

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lack even basic reading skills.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I know my sixth grader can't read some of your
system and his parents have failed him.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
The US Food and Drug Administration will step up its
testing for heavy metals in infant formula and review nutrients
required in the products used to feed millions of babies.
That's coming from the US Department of Health and Human Services.
The FDA will use all resources and authorities at its
disposal to make sure infant formula products are safe and
wholesome for families and children to rely on them, said

(04:38):
HHS Secretary Robert F.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kennedy Junior.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
In a state, just get it from the teat, that's all.
So what is this infant formula?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right? So formula that's after no formulas?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
When you don't breastfeed, I guess right, yeah, yeah, I
know they lock it up in the stores now. It's
been it's been a while since I've had a baby.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
But if you don't breastfeed, why not, I mean, your
your breast filled with milk. I mean the guys.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Some women just don't like doing it. Some women don't
have the connection. Some women just don't want to.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Be bothered by it. I can always latch on. I
never had that problem.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
A new fossil parking museum has been unearthed in New
Jersey Rowan University. It took sixty six million years to
get here. It'll be a snapshot into the lost world
of dinosaurs with towering, life sized models that ignite the
imagination and bring the prehistoric species back to life. A doctor,

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doctor Ken Lakavora, the director of the Edelman Fossil Parking
Museum of Rowan University, said that the seventy five million
dollar facility is going to be a dinosaur lover's paradise.
It is located in Mantawa Township, forty feet below the museums.
It's a quarry where more than one hundred thousand fossils

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have been unearthed from marine crocodiles the sea turtles. Visitors
will be able to take part in their own dig
and keep what they find, So I know kids are
gonna be happy that dig dinosaurs is a very cool
thing that Rowan's doing, and the museum looks very very cool.
So I guess it's an offshoot of the main campus
over at Rowan UH and it is I believe, open

(06:12):
to the public. Now that's news. What about sports six
or Spurs? That's tonight? Caps beat the Flyers three, two
Flyers Stars Tomorrow, Phil's beat the Braves or lost to
the Braves seven? Nothing, Phil's Blue Jay's one to seven
start this afternoon. Phil sent back up catcher Garrett Stubs
to the minor leagues yesterday and we'll do it again today.
March Madness Baylor, Mississippi Stay twelve fifteen tip off.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
There you go. How'd it go yesterday? For you? It
went well? Man, I did a big upsets I saw. Yeah, Yeah,
I did really Uh yeah, I did. Okay, I lost
a little bit towards the end, but yeah, I did
pretty well during the day. Like I saw.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
One big upset was a team called Mick and McNeice
er McNeice, make mcmickey mouse McNeice, Yes, McNeice with the upset.
Other than that, man, there's a lot of blowouts. Like
there was like some like thirty five point differences. It
was pretty sad looking some of the scores.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, it was like the Globetrotters in the generals.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's like, yeah, you know, I believe it was one
goes like eighty three to thirty five.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I'm going in, You're gonna get your ass. Oh, but
you know what, Hey, you played an extra game, you
had some fun. Null get on the bus and go home.
There you go. That's news. That's sports Wendy. Today. I
have to fifty three clowns tonight. I'm gonna go a
thirty eight tomorrow for your Saturday sun clouds. I up
to sixty two. It is forty four outside right now.
Lunch point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station ZXL Morning Show.
Lunch point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Stations XL Morning.

(07:30):
Should I know the price of doing things is going up?
I get it, yes, And I blame material material costs,
and I don't I don't understand that sure, but the
fact that labor has gone up as much as it
is now, let's see, like I had money like having
a baby. No, No, not that kind of labor when
people are actually doing work. If you're a handyman right now,
you gotta be cleaning up. And it's not it's going

(07:52):
past where two hundred dollars a day cash used to
be a good price to pay somebody. I've got work
I need done Saturday tomorrow, no materials, just to do
the labor. And I don't even think it's that much.
You got a Saturday, so that's a tough one. Charge
you more on a Saturday. Yeah, And this isn't it.
It's not even a legit company like like, there's legit

(08:13):
companies that I know. I'll say, it's like a like
a painting shop, and they're legit, like you hear their
name everywhere, and they gave me a price to paint
a house. But meanwhile, my buddy who's a contractor, who
has a crew of uh, you know, maybe people that
are aren't here he lee. You want a guy.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Who may or may not have a license, way way
way lower. You want a guy may not have a
license but has a paintbrush and could possibly get his
mom's car to.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Do this job for you on Saturday. Listen, I'll pick
you up on the corner in pleasant Field if I
can get you do it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I actually I always hear about it, and I actually
witnessed it the other day. It was like six fifteen
on a Saturday morning, and I watch guys like an
episode of What's Happening hop in the back of the truck,
like the back of a pickup truck, and the guy
takes off all to the work site.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
They go the fat one's chasing a truck. Whoa It
actually happened in front of me. For the most part,
some of these guys are very good at what they
do and I'm not gonna deny you a day's pay.
You're something raising a family, you got probably eight kids.
You gotta make money.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I get it, dude, I got an air condition I'm
sitting on an air conditioning estimate.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
It's so like, it is so ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
And and my my wife, she has a cousin and
her husband just started his own business. And I'm gonna
call him up, dude, and I'm gonna be like, can
you can you just band aid this thing as a
side gig. Come down, see what you can do. I
just want to get another season out of this thing.
Because when I tell you the price that they quoted
me for two new air conditioning units, I'm gonna say, you.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Want to throw I'm gonna say eight thousand dollars a unit.
A little bit more you want to throw up you.
That's how disgusting it is.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you know what that unit cost, especially if you
had an account of the place that's that's probably a
three thousand dollars Okay, that guy's gonna make ten thousand
dollars on a weekend because you could probably put one
in a day if you want. I got a buddy,
doesn't and he didn't even look.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yea, he one a week he eyed up the units
and he's like, you got gotta go new, gotta gow
and I go, you didn't even open them up?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, man, Like, what do you mean, I gotta go new?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So I'm calling this guy as a side gig and
I'm like, I just need you to band aid fix this.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
So I got the vents in my uh in the house,
like through the bathroom and the dryer stuff, so I
can hear birds starting to nest in there. And this
happened last year. We just waiting for them to die.
But you know that's an easy fix for you. Okay,
it's too high. I don't like heights. Man, this thing
is high high up the where the ground is. I'm like,
I'm not even gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I gotta do some painting on the house. And I
got the extension ladder I gotta buy, I gotta, I
gotta buy it on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You know when we we did the we had that
the House of Brigittine where painting the outside I had
I made my wife do it. I held the ladder.
I think you're the peak of your roof goes seven feet. Yeah, no, No,
this one's pretty high. Now. I took a picture of
my shoe story house. No, but it's the way. It's
the top, the very top of the attic. I could
get up about twelve feet after that the peak of
the attic where it goes up. She had to do

(10:56):
that part. Then I take a picture, I put it
online and someone realizes, hey, man, you know you had
the extension ladder upside down. I'm like, yeah, I'm holding
it slot. No, but I think it can. It goes
slides back down. Yeah, like the Three Stooges.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, I gotta do a thing where I gotta go
buy an extension ladder on Facebook yard sale, show up
in a car, and then slide it through my trunk
into the front seat.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wow. Yeah, so I got to do it.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I gotta put a flag on the end of it
so a car doesn't run into it.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
He just tie the bandana around it. That's gonna stop it.
So I got five of those to do. And there's
some siding that's kind of pulling up from the wind.
I said, just can you just fix that up? I mean,
this is so pretty much you're paying a guy just
to get all the way probably a four hour job,
stuff that you could do but you don't want to
because you're afraid of heights. Oh listen, the ground level.
I do it in a heart. You're paying a guy
just to get up on a ladder? Yeah, what do

(11:43):
you think that's gonna cost me for I'm gonna say
a half a day. That should be one hundred and
fifty dollars. Seven hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah, And this
is the problem is he knows he's got you. I'm
not gonna do it. And the other quote we got
was nine hundred to do it. I got this guy
down to seven fifty. I was like, missen, listen, man, honestly,
here's what I can do. You want to do it
cash And he's doing it seven fifty a day's work

(12:04):
seven to fifty half a day. This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
So it's they're not really a thing anymore unless you
have an older shore home. But awnings are still like
there are still houses in shore towns that have awnings, right.
A lot of the new construction don't do awnings. So
now there's only like one company left that does it
in the town where my mom lives, probably cleaning up.

(12:28):
So it used to be like one hundred and fifty bucks.
They put them up right, then a couple months later
in the fall, they take them down, right. I think
it was a buck fifty a pop each time. It
was a buck fifty. Had competition back then, I'm sure, dude,
no competition. Yeah, it's for twenty five to put up,
for twenty five to take down.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Jesus wow. And the problem is who else you gonna
do it? Get? If you want it done, It's good,
you're gonna have to do it. They're local company. Wow,
who else are you gonna get?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
So you're just stuck. So I'm like, all right, oh,
I gotta pay it. So that's you know. And then
and here's the problem, dude, they're they're turning away customers
because they're just they're jam pack.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah. So they're not gonna lower that price anytime soon. Never.
This is seven fifty and I got to buy the materials.
I'm nine hundred dollars into this thing.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Because of the superson You don't want to get on
a ladder, exactly, I couldn't have a ladder. It goes
out that the cleaning out the vents are super easy,
like you just got to pop them off and pull
you know, grab a broom and take the you know
the birds nest out.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, it's like what if there's eggs in there? I
was like, they're dead on the ground, there's dead. Yeah. Yeah,
these guys gonn charge me know the fifty dollars bus
so we can gingerly bring them to want to put
them in a bush? No, go on dead.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
So did you do that thing where like in a storm,
the cover of it blue off? So now they just
get the fly into a tunnel?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Man.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It all broke and busted up, and I can hear them. Man,
I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, I've had to make that call out the neighbors
where I'm like, hey, man, I just watched a squirrel
just walk right into your attic. Yeah, they so gracefully,
those just fly right into the tube.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, I'm like I just saw a family of nine
squirrels just come out of your uh that event where
the house peaks.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, he's like, make nine hundred dollars leave them in there.
I could deal with the scratches. I don't hear them.
It's fine, just let let them be. They're nice and warm.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Hey, I got a pair of tickets for the Atlantic
City Beer and Music Fest. You want them to six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
We get back. We'll do some rock news, Scotty rock
new news.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
There's some rock news for you. Yesterday we talked about
Guns and Roses. They separated ways with their drummer. Everyone's like, oh,
we got fired. Now he retired. Uh, now they've selected
a new drummer. Isaac Carpenter is the new drummer for
Guns and Roses. He's familiar with the Guns and Roses family.
He played with Duff McKagan's band Loaded between twenty nine

(14:55):
and twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
He made a name for himself by uniquely blended versatility
and groove and crushing force and technical skills.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Said the band.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
For the past decade, Carpenter has been a member of
the group A Wall Nation, appearing on the last five albums,
after co founding the group Louder Milk.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
While he was still in high school.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Louder Louder, Louder Milk. I remember Milk when I worked
at an alternative station. I remember the band Louder Milk
Carpenter also went to work live and in studio with
artists like Adam Lambert, A perfect circle and the exist.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Well, you better get the work, you better get in
your parents' garage to start practicing man.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So he joins a long list of drummers. Rob Gardner
was the first. He was you know, he didn't last
very long, just a few months in eighty five. Stephen
Adler had a nice run eighty five through ninety Those
were the.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Appetite for Destruction years.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Matt Sorem was there for Usier Illusion years ninety through
ninety seven, and then it was a bunch of different
guys Josh Freeze from ninety seven to two thousand, Brain
from two thousand to two thousand and six, and the
guy Frank Ferrer who just retired.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
He's been there since two thousand and seven. Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Bob Weir says he's not made any definite decisions as
far as a potential Grateful Dead reunion or the future
of the band in general. He sped, we speak a lot,
he said, he said, bention Mike Samwich. He said, we
speak a language that nobody else speaks. That's a formula
that's worked real well. For us over the years, and

(16:28):
there just aren't enough of us left to do that anymore.
This year marks the sixtieth anniversary of The Grateful Dead,
and there's been previous talks of Weir, bassist Phil Lesh,
and drummer Bill Kreutzman and Mickey Hart reuniting for occasion. However,
Phil Lesh died in October of last year, and so
now Bob Weir is reconsidering things.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
He said, I think when.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Chill Phil checked out, so did I to that notion,
because we don't have a bass player who's been playing
with us for sixty years now, and that was the
intriguing prospect, and he can need some holding down the bottom.
Phil had all kinds of ideas that were pretty much
unique to him. I grew up with Phil holding down
the bottom in his unique way.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
So you call a bassis holding down the bottom? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess the bottom part of is that what he means,
like the bass is the bottom? Yes, but let's not
I love a good bass player, man. You can hear
a good bass player in the band.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
If you are a big fan of The Grateful Dead.
Bob we are still keeping busy him and Dead and
Company are out there still doing it. They're playing a
residency at the Spear in Vegas as we speak.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Uh, Lollapalooza. How about this has a rock band.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Headlining for the first time in a couple of years,
and that band is you ready? Okay, so it's gonna
join Olivia Rodrigo. This is Lallapalooza, which used to be
all rock bands by the way, in the nineties, Olivia Rodrigo,
Tyler the Creator, Sabrina Carpenter and Luke Combs along with
one rock band. Okay, I don't think you're gonna get

(17:58):
it him on, man, I'm waiting Corn.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Dude. That's gonna scare the hell out of these people.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You imagine you go there for Sabrina Carpenter and you
gotta hear Corn.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
In the last couple of years Blank one to eighty two,
Chili Peppers, Green Day and the Foo Fighters a headline
Lalla Palooza.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh my god, what is this?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Jeremy dude, Lallapalooza Growing up that was started by Perry
Farrell from James Addiction back in ninety one. It was
like the alternative of the alternative bands. It was headlined
by Jans Diction, Nine Inch Nails, Living Color, and then you.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
These guys were new bands.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I mean you're talking Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Chili Peppers, Jesus
and Mary Chain, Alex and James Primus, Tool Rage, Smashing Pumpkins,
and many, many more. I remember it was a big deal.
Like ninety six they let Metallica headline Lalla Palouza and
everyone was up in arms. You're like, dude, they're a
mainstream rock band. What do you do in let Metallica

(18:51):
headline Lalla Palooza?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't know. We gotta sell tickets here, everybody. Yeah,
real quick.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
The alternative scenees like, hey, we like our mansions and
we like we like Driving Bentley.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
So yeah, yeah, whoever's got a headline, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah, I know you're six, but yeah, you're
gonna headline one day.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
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Speaker 1 (19:40):
I'm gonna do that thing where I'm gonna give you
the address and then call you when I get there
to make sure that I don't die. Yeah, this is
a real thing, man. I'm going to after the show.
I'm going to beautiful downtown Millville. I gotta pick up
a dartboard. It's not as bad as Violin, though, right,
I don't know about Violin. The year's where Here's where

(20:01):
New Jersey is so weird to me, Right, it's it's
the way New Jersey's laid out and where I see
things in my head. I live in May's Landing, so
I'm like, all right, for May's Landing, Millville should be
like super easy drive, maybe twenty twenty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Before I go to Milllowe, I got to go to
Ocean City, and I'm like, Ocean City's gonna take forever
from Ocean City to Millville dude, I looked, it's closer
for me to go from Ocean City to Millville than
it is May's landing in the Millville.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I run into this with Brigantine. I think if
I guy just come out of Brigantine, I make a left,
I can be in like Sea Isle or Kate May
pretty quick. You're going all the way in and you
gotta come down and back around. So uh so, yeah,
so I gotta do that thing out up by a dartboard.
Now do you know this all one? I had to
talk about a really nice dart board. Does it have
a case in it?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, it's one of the ones that come into the
little cabinets, okay, to have like a ship anchor on
the front, like a cool graphic.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'll show you one second, yeah, or like a mermaid
so we breast out.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, this one's a King of Arms, King of ar Okay,
they had it. They had a cool Joe camel one,
but it was two hundred bucks. I was gonna spend
see King of Arms, King of Arm. Yeah, and then
and then it's a weird colored dart board, but I'm
going with it anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, you gotta be a good player though, because.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
So I hit up my father in law who's in
a dart league, and I go, yo, nap, I go, hey,
give me the official like like what if I'm going
I want to do this. I want to do it
right cause I've had dark boards before, and I just
throw it up on a wall and we just threw
darts at it. I said, what's the measurement from dartboard
to actual throwing?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Do you know what it is? Jojo? It is ten feet.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Seven to three seven feet three inches from the line
you gotta throw from, But.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You can have your tone in the line.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You can lean in though, right, you can lean in,
but your toes got to be behind the line.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay. Now.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
He then he hit me with some real knowledge, and
even the way he said it made me laugh because
once again he knows what he's doing. He's in a
dart league. He goes, Yo, center of the cork five
to three, and I go center of the cork and
I go, oh, you mean the center of the dartboard.
So I guess the center of the dartboard has to

(22:14):
me five feet three inches high?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Gotcha? Okay? You know, I'm like, I'm a real stickler
when it comes to this. Even with like basketball nets, Like,
if you're gonna play on a basketball net, make sure
it's ten feet. I guess when I put a when
I put the horseshoe thing in my backyard that we
never played with, and I have digging it back up,
I was really careful on how how big the boxes
should be, how high the pin is, because if you're
gonna go play and these guys take it seriously, and

(22:36):
you're probably have to. He's a good dart player. He knows. Man,
he's gonna be good because he knows where he's throwing it.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Dude, I'll do that, and I'm not ashamed of it, man,
especially because you're on your phone. If I'm going to
play somebody in corn hole in their backyard, yeah, I'm
pulling up to brush up on my rules, right, I'm
there on my phone. I'll do that if I cause
I get people in my that come over to my garage.
My garage is all done up like a wreck room,
so they get big in the ping pong. Yeah, and

(23:01):
I could play ping pong, but like there's some crazy
rules I've never.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Heard of, So like I got to brush up on
the rules.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Same thing with pool Man, where like somebody will throw
out a game the like you know, I can play
eight ball, nine ball, that thing. But they'll throw out
a game and I'm like, oh, I got to look
at the see what the rules on this are.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah. I did the same thing with a beer pong.
I'm gonna add it to my birthday party this year
in two weeks. See. That's and we're looking for a
beer pong table, but I want to make sure it's
the legitate girl. I think it's an eight foot I
think it's eight foot. Is the beer pong actual regulation
beer pong table? Beer pong is weird because there's different
rules for different households. Like some people let you blow
on it. Some people let you bounce it off the wall.

(23:37):
If it goes in the same cup twice, they automatically
win or something like that. I don't know. Yeah, you
guys forgot how almost, But I'm gonna at least give
you the right dimensions. I almost got a beer pong table.
The other day. A girl we used to work with, April,
was selling one. She is she's still selling it. I guess.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I don't know, but it had the Playboy logo on it.
My wife shot it down alw It's like, I don't
want the Playboy logo table.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
They make them and then when I've seen someone on
line too, they have led lights. Somebody. That's what you're
a thing that can go wrong. There's a table that's
in good shape. I can fold up like a suitcase
and bake out.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
We always get to play in flip club, a filip
cup or a beer pong, but they end up using
my ping pong table and it wrecks the table.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Right, I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
So I'm gonna do that thing where I'm gonna call
you and then leave the phone on speaker. Why I
go up to the door for this Facebook yard sale
exchange to make sure I don't get shot somewhere in
downtown Millville.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well, my wife will do that and then she'll and
she'll end up talking with them, or she'll forget to
call me, and I'm like, swim minutes later, I'm like,
are you dead or are you not dead? Because the
rule is if you don't call back in like ten minutes,
call the cops and send them to the house. And
now you're swatting.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
And here's what you want, man, you want the dark
board is sitting out in the driveway outside of the garage,
just ready for me to pick up. All I gotta
do is exchange money and we'll call it a day.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah. I don't go in the house. I don't do
any of that.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh no, No, it's down down in the basement, dude
with me. I grab something the other day from a couple.
I must have been their job. Both stay at home
where it was like a two day they weren't working.
They open up their door. Their family room was nothing
but boxes. So that must be their gig. Is they
just buy and sell stuff on Facebook yard Sale constantly?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah? I remember how creepy the guy was that cracked
our Amazon firesticks. It had to sit in that house.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Do you sit almost in a lobby like in his
family room and he illegally broke an Amazon firestick for you?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
This kid's going he's making yeah, taking cereal in the kitchen.
You're like an inside the guy's life. I'm like, get
me out of that. The windows are shut because if
the air conditioners on, it's a window unit. So the
you is not me. I'm not talking about me at all.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
But I know a guy who used to buy uh
drugs in Camden fun drugs like party drugs, not not
drugs that that can ruin your life.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Being real descriptive. But it wasn't me. It wasn't me
in the late nineties. Wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So we go to this guy Jose's. Oh, I mean,
the person would go to Jose's house and Jose'd be like, oh,
come in the back, and I'm not kidding man. I'd
walk over the person would walk over his kids while
they're on the floor watching TV.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You'd walk by the wife. She'd give you a huggish
she's making dinner.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah yeah, and then you'd have to go into the
back room where he had all his drugs.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, pretty crazy. I mean, that was my buddy.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's the story told. I don't know if it's true.
She knew exactly how it was happening.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I could probably take you back those ace house right
now if I want to go. Look, we we it
was a long time ago. Kids, We get back. We
knock out some headlines right one hunch point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show, almonds don't have nipples, clothes,

(26:40):
piggy market and sexual harassment. All the titles I want
to text, all the titles of our talkbacks that we're
gonna jump into, which is really easy to get to
right on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, man, super easy. iHeart Radio app search w ZXL.
You'll see a red microphone button. Hit that red microphone button,
send us a message, no matter how how great, we'll
play it.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah. When I heard approach this with this, I said,
how easy it to you? How easy is it to us?
They said a woman can do it? Like wow, I
was like, that is easy. She just has to push
the button talking to it. It's fantastic, they said. Day.
Then they said, I'm not going to get into it,
but yeah, I saw a lot of that this morning
on the big screen. When you're in the lobby. You

(27:23):
see that too, It's yeah, yeah, that's what on email
here to sign off that.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I saw that on a couple. Okay, a couple. They
didn't even have all our company. It was just another
corporate company, and the person had signed off with their pronouns.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Were he him right? So we are I go by
he him? Okay, you know you go by day. Then
all right, let's go on alphabetical order here. Let's start
with ammends don't have nipples, Okay, It might just be
someone saying amens don't have.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
The right Almonds don't have nipples, but sometimes coconuts do.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Is that because I'm in milk common we were talking
about milk and our wives they drink every anything but
actual milk milk. But do coconuts have nipples? I've ever
seen a coconut with coconuts. Oh, I get it. Come on, dude,
get with the program. I get it.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Alvens don't have nipples, but sometimes coconuts do. Dolphin, I
don't put it here with that in the other whatever
you want to say.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
But the funny thing is one.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Of our biggest schoor genius ins wash or do any
the laundry, that is anything other than indoors.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
You're not allowed to touch my stuff.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
So again what you said.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
You on air and reality don't match. Dramatic.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That was your way because we were talking about clothes.
Oh well, I talked about you.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
No more complaining to do because all the only laundry
she has to do is her own.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, my wife's same way, man, everythings.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Her stuff, right, like yesterday I stripped the beds, did
the beds, everything like that.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
She just has to worry about her laundry. She's right,
I don't touch her laundry. I don't want to touch
her laundry. I've screwed it up up. I don't want
to screw it up. I put my wife's fur coat down,
a real screw up. I think it was a fake burger.
I put it in the dryer, right, see it a
bigger scrub. So to make up for it, I'm like, Okay,
let me do another load of her clothes and I'll
make it up to her by doing this load perfectly. Yeah,

(29:15):
I put her I put her brawls in the dryer.
I'm like, why can they not go in the dryer?
Are they not going to dry? This is why we
threw it. We know this stuff bras can't go on
the dryer. And now I just take her clothes. I
throw it over the catwalk, right into the living room floor.
I was like, no, what then you deal with all?
To grow it up? Man? I remember it was so
embarrassing my mom.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
She refused to use the dryer, so she used the
hanging line and do just big old granny panties out
there just hanging on the line.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Slingshot brawld throw water balloons to the neighbor's house when
the sun set, it would actually do in a cliffs.
That's how big these panties were, Scottie.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Let's face reality, that little piggy doesn't want to go
to the market. That little piggy wants to stay home.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's your pinky toe. Oh how's it doing, man, how's
the maintenance going with the.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So I think the earlier in the week I talked
about I'm trying to space out my toes because I'm
afraid that my pinky toe wants to overlap my other toe.
So I'm trying to separate with us. They literally make separate.
Did you use it this week once?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Come on, man, do it every night for an hour?
And I did it once this week. Yeah, that's one
of those things that you could repulse your wife with
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
She was the one that like set it up in
my toes. Yeah, not hot, dude. Anytime you start, they
like break it down and your wife's like popping pimples
and shaving back.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Once it starts.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Going into that territory, it's like, all right, man, that
the sexiness is gone.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Kill yourself because I don't think you have to go
that far. I become your handler. Yeah, she's become your mom.
Don't do that, like I think she actually said to
me she could. I think your feet smell And I'm like, okay,
that's not hot. Do you want sexual harassment? You want
to save it? No, let's go actual harassment please.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
So I was thinking, did you guys ever consider, you know,
making the morning show just one guy along with a
laugh track? You know, just annoying overplayed laugh track with
just one guy because you're not allowed to work with
anyone else because of all the sexual harassment complaints. You
can't work with anyone else, especially a female, because of

(31:25):
all the complaints against you, and then you just use
a laugh track.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I mean, did you know we never done laugh track? No?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
No, no, no, I never thought about that. That's pretty in depth. No,
I never thought about doing a show like that. I
have no idea what he's talking about. Now.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
We don't stage phone calls either, so if it's gonna
come on here, it's not you know, we're not Yeah,
we're not doing any of that. You know, when you
get the two couples on the line and they're fighting
like this, one's like, oh my god, I can't blik
you cheated on me with the guy at work. It's like,
we don't do any of that. We do the bare minimum. Yes,
if you just listen to our show, you know we
do the bare minimal. All right, that's it.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Look we get a wee g back. Go to the
iHeartRadio app search WZ. You can have so much fun
like we just did.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Like if your wife is hammered or your girlfriend's hammered
and she's yelling at you and she's hitting you, hit
that button. Let's get that on the air. I want
to hear you get hit with something. I don't hear
you crying in the corner saying no, no, Wendy stop.
We get back man. We'llknock out some trash.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh love trash, anything thirty, chyty, anything, racket rock or roughy. Yes,
love frash.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
There's some trash for you. Yeah. I think they jumped
in and they're in over their head.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
This Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds thing where they're all suing
this guy Justin Baldoni and Justin Baldoni's suing them. It
all stems from a movie project that Blake Lively and
Justin Baldoni worked on together where Justin Baljourney was the
director and actor in the film. Blake Lively was just
the actor and then forced herself as a writer. She

(33:09):
claims she was sexually harassed on set. Jason Baldani said
absolutely she was not. So everyone's suing everybody, even Ryan
Reynolds Deadpool stepped in because he's married that Blake Lively.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
He's suing.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well, now Blake and Ryan are going to the judge
and saying, hey, can we just be can we take
our names off this lawsuit? Because this is this it's
getting bad and uh and so no, I think the
judge is gonna say no this. Look, you guys started this.
You know you you push the snowball down the hill.
So let's see what happens.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, you hope to stop some of these frivolous lawsuits
here because I don't know, you're not always gonna believe
her like you think she's the victim. Now you're finding
out she's not. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I think Blake Lively thought, you know what, I'm gonna
pick up some steam. I'm gonna say this, it's gonna
get some traction.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Then sorry for me.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
What she I don't think expected was this guy Boldan.
He must have saw this coming, saved every phone call,
every email, every text, and then got people on his side.
So all of a sudden, it went from everyone felt
bad for Blake Lively to you know this Blake girl
seems crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's why I saved all the texts you send me. Oh,
don't do that.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Kim Kardashian is deeply concerned about Kanye West and his
public tirades and the impact on their children. Kanye has
made some real horrific anti semitic remarks, attacked Beyonce, accused
the Kardashians of sex trafficking, and sources tell TMZ that
Kardashian is working to shield her kids, meaning those kids
are never gonna see Kanye again.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, she has just four kids with him. Uh, North, Saint,
Chicago and Palm. I don't remember some what did what did?
When did that happen? This spelled with a P or
an s a P like the bikes. It's it's it's biblical.
Demi Moore took social media to celebrate Bruce Willis, our

(35:02):
ex husband's seventieth birthday, along with their daughters.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
With a heart died a couple of days ago. No
he turned seven. Ah, my boys got me in that
text threat.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
The actor who retired in twenty twenty two, was diagnosed
with a phagia. It's a form of dementia where you
lose the ability to speak and communicate. So DEMI threw
up some videos and pictures of Bruce and my boy.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Put rest in peace, Bruce, and we do this all
the time, and I actually felt that.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, seven years old, the great Bruce Willis. We know
he was smart because he does what I do. Make
sure they're in the news, like I've done that with
Sylvester Stalloon. But he was like, yeah, just just barely
in the news. Yeah, he was doing something for the
Philly Statue. They were moving to Philly Statue. But oh
my god, so vest Throne died and people turn on
the news and now they're talking about Sylvester Stallone and
they get you. Well, he got me with that. Bruce
Willis's birthday.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
There, Elon must Musk is accused. Now everyone's coming after Elon.
Does anyone talk about see how he say those astronauts
that will be stuck in space?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
How sad is that instead they're they're they're king his.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
His cyber trucks, and the people that are doing it,
they want to save the planet, so most of them
have Tesla.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, well that's the best way.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
In other people's Testas you want to test, you're eating,
you're eating your own so you're attacking people's teslas. But
those people are liberals. Those people are the tree huggers
that wanted electric cars. So now yet, yeah, you're just
kicking the people who are already down because they're liberals.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So do you want to save the planet or you
don't want to save the planet. And those things have
cameras everywhere. When you drive, the thing is of moving camera,
they're going to find out who you are. He keeps
knocking up broads too. You can afford it.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
So now this Ashley Saint Clair, I don't know which
one she is. She's the mother of his fourteenth kid.
She's claiming that he's slashing child support payments. I get
it because Tesla stocks down.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But what was he slashing them to only two million
a month? But I'm sure this show you and I
and the kid are taken care of. It's doing.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
She's not living in a one bedroom section eight, She's.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Doing just fine. Yeah, like my buddy he was buying
behind his child support. But it was like, I don't know,
eighty dollars a month, and then he had no dollars
a month he was giving. That's not what Heli's doing.
And we're wrapping up with this, Ellen, does that kid
mean that that? That shocks me when like celebrities and stuff.
Oh my Kidney's forty thousand dollars a month a lift?
Does he? Yeah? Yeah, Dad's out there on a basketball
court for eighty games a year.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Elon's sending more rockets up so he can send that
kid to a private school.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Send all your wives up in a rocket.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Ellen DeGeneres has unloaded one of her American properties now
that she's living in the UK. Uh five million dollars
over asking, well, Hi, that that tells me, hey, you
know what I'm selling it?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Though she did. Yeah, some sucker paid it.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, So all in all, it looks like she netted
about two point nine million in profits.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
It's gonna work, the XO work for some the day.
Good morning, good morning, Hey, what's up buddy? How are
you fantastic?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah? Sound like it?

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Atlantic City Beer and Music fest tickets aren't yours?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
What do you do for a job. Sir, I'm an
uber lyft driver in the South area.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh yeah, an uber lyft driver. Okay, I'm sure you
keep busy. Probably if you're a day worker, you're probably
doing a lot of guys with DUIs that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It sounds like a creeper that would creep girls at night.
Though you don't creep girls at night, do you, sir?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
No.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Actually, I used to play the band, but I'm kind
of a rusty trombone player.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Now he's having some fun with us, Jojo. Tell you
what those guys make money?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Like, I use them in ac These guys that go
and buy like old limousines or old cardi bands and
stuff like. Yeah, it's like ten dollars a shot man. Hey,
can I go to the casino? Yeah? All your boys
ten dollars each way. These guys, they definitely don't have
any type of permits or anything. Oh yeah, that guy. Yeah,
just you're not wearing seatbelts.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
You're in an old, rusty white van. He's like, just
wear this blindfold. It'll be fine, all right, man.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
You got tickets for the makes Any Beer and music fest.
What's on the agenda today?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Are you ubering or lifting today, So what is it?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
What? So during the day, who are you ubering and lifting?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
You know, usually it's big Ridson Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Why, dude, I'll h I'll have to call a lift up,
like if my car is getting an oil change or something,
and you feel like you're a guy with the dewey
because you because the guy pulls up and here I
am walking out of my house, no car in the driveway,
and he's like, where are you going?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
And I'm like, uh, I got like a half mile
down the road and he's like why. I was like,
my car is getting an oil change, man, And he
doesn't believe me till we actually get to the to
the mechanics. Well, they look at you like, I don't know.
Don't you have a friend or a family member that
I almost did it the other day because I want
to drop my car off to get car detailed. Yeah.
I try asking my mom and she's worthless, so she
didn't help out at all. I'm like, I might actually

(39:50):
have to uber back, like I don't know two miles
from where I'm getting my car detailed.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I have three kids with license right, they each have
license to drive. I can't get them to help me out,
my wife. I can't get you to help me out
because the other problem is I'll drop it off at
like six am and these keys people aren't getting up
to help me and pick me up. But I gotta
call this guy Tom. I'll call him. He'll be there.
He'll creepy, but he'll be there.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I think I part all right, Tom, you gotta take
its Atlantic City Beer Music Fest.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
You stay on hold. I got I don't know why
you don't hear more about I don't know bad things
happening with Uber and Lyft, especially like night Man with
you know, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I don't know what you've been watching. But we just
passed a law about that.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
What was it? What's the law?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
The law where the girl got into the car and
the guy said he was the Uber driver and then
she was murdered. Oh that one, Yeah, like it was.
It was a big deal. We're still doing it.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
What I'm saying, it was like the President passed the
federal law about it. Now, what's the law? What ken
can't you do now? I mean, you can't do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It's the protect so you have to have now the apps.
It shows the face it gives all the info. It's
not the law.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Is that the Larkin is that the girl? Is that
the girl?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It was the one. I think your parents were even
at the State of the Union. So you got to
show it's a big deal. It's still a very big deal.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I don't know. You see a guy, I mean, it's
probably as creepy as hell, but you need to get
home or back to the dorm room.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I've gotten into the wrong car, and the guys like
this isn't an uber, so like I can only imagine
what a blurry eye drunk college girl. You know, she
she stumbles into the wrong car. Guy locks the door
and that's it. And that's what happened to that girl. So, yeah,
it was a big deal. They did to make a
national law. Uh it was. Yeah, it's a on college campuses. Man,

(41:38):
it gets really creepy. Look we get back.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well, I knock out some headlines launch Point sevens XLS.
That Jerseys rock station is XL Morning Show. You know,
my wife can be the life of the party. She
loves a good party, and my wife loves your wife.
So Rehm's company. Man, Well they're good times.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Now.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
The problem is getting away of us ever hanging out.
That's the problem is me and you spend all our
time together, so it's like that's the last thing I
want to do. I know they don't get to spend
a lot of time together, but I spent every morning
with you.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
So, uh, the way you're putting it like I'm a
real ale to work with, Well, I.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Didn't get the invite you had party. You had a
party yesterday. Never once got invited. That's that's a lie.
I invited you over for the tournament.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
So my wife can be the life of the party. Man,
She's a lot of fun to hang out with. So
my oldest daughter a couple of weekends ago, she goes
out with some friends and she goes, hey, mom, like,
here's where I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
You want to come meet us?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
So my wife, just by coincidence, my father in law
was going in that direction. She goes and ends up
meeting with my daughter and her friends at this bar. Well,
my wife takes over the party, and my wife's the
life of the party. They like closed the bar. My
wife rolls into like four am.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh so this was late.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Night, eight night right four I am and uh And
the only reason my wife was up late is because
I had to pick up her parents at the airport
at eleven thirty at night. The only reason my wife
would have been in bed. So she ends up being
out till like four in the morning, having a blast. Well,
one of the girls that she was having a blast
with is now having a birthday party. Now once again
you're talking about girls in the early twenties, mid twenties.

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The girl's having a birthday party and she goes, oh
my god, you need to come, You need to come
to the birthday party. So my wife, of course in
a drunken state, says yes, I'll come to the birthday party.
So now my wife's on the hook for a birthday
party on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
But when does she make the arrangements? By she was
little in toxic.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Probably why she was drunk. Right, So now here's the issue.
We're you know, my wife's younger than me, but I
am what you call middle aged. So to me, a
party starts at two in the afternoon, you wish okay,
So I go to my wife. I said, okay, I
know me and you Jojo, we have something to do
Saturday afternoon. So I said, okay, what time's your party?

(43:58):
On Saturday night, baby, and she goes, she goes, Oh,
it doesn't start till nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
That's that's too nd. I'm like, but not when you're
twenty four? Is that? Is it at a house or
is it out at a bar?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
And my wife's like, she really wants to go, but
she's like ninety At nine thirty, she's usually texting me like,
get ready to come pick me up?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah, that's where I live. Man. I remember the days
of driving to Atlantic City at midnight. Man, that they're over.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
So she's going, man, she's she's in, but yeah, nine thirty.
She's like, nine thirty is a little late for me.
It's like it's late for me, and I think she
expects me to pick her up. And I'm like, what
time's the pickup from a nine thirty party? In two weeks, man,
I throw myself that house party. It starts at seven
o'clock on Saturday. It ends around eleven, because I figured

(44:47):
you could ask some stragglers.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Everybody do I'll get in to your party at two
in the afternoon and leave it at four thirty. I
used to have it from six to ten. My wife's like,
you know, it's it's now like eleven, people are staying
a little bit too long, like like there's still hanging out.
So just move the day or move the time. But yeah, listen,
come seven o'clock, by three hours in, it's now ten.
To wrap it up and just go home and bang

(45:09):
your wife and enjoy the night and just that's it.
Being back so the next day is not ruined. That's
my problem. It's not that night, it's the next day.
I ruin it.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I want to have a get together at my house
in July, right, kind of putting a bunch of holidays together,
a bunch of birthdays together.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Have a party.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
And I'm not kidding, dude, I think I may have
the party start like twelve thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Why not, why time and be home by six six
six please.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I want the house cleaned up by six, Like I
want to be sitting on my couch in a nice
clean house by six.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah. I remember last year too. I started, I'm plugging
the DJ, I'm bringing the speakers down, and the lights
are on. I'm like, if you can't get the hint
that by now that this.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Thing is over, just go home like the waiter or
waitress breaking out the vacuum while you're still eating. Exactly,
we're letting you know that the bar is closing. Sir, yep,
look we get back man. We'll do a thing called.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You think you have a dad, You think you've got
it bad. I don't think we have it bad. I
saw a picture of her.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You know she was mugshot hot. This University of Georgia
student Lily Stewart was recently arrested in booked after being
charged with speeding over the maximum limits. After pleading guilty,
Stuart paid a fine in one thousand bucks. But it's
her mug shot that caught attention. One social media out
like on a hold of it. It's a shot where

(46:31):
she's smiling. It earned her an army of new admirers.
Let's see some of the comments. Whatever she did, my
heart says she's innocent. How much is her bail? I'll pay?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
It is her phone number in the police report. I
just falling in love with He was.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Taking the fastening to my heart. Yeah, Lily Stewart, she's
now making all her rounds on all the talk shows.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Listen, ladies, if you could do it with the guy
that shot the CEO in in the streets, of New
York that we can do it with it.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Just got a speeding ticket, Yeah, nothing big. She got
a speeding ticket, but she was hot. Now she must
have been doing a crazy amount of speed because they
arrested her and did a mug shot.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
That makes her even hotter.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
The newest World Happiness Report says Americans are grumpier than
ever since the report first came into existence a few
years ago. In rankings, European countries dominate the top twenty,
with Finland once again.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Capturing the top spot.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
The USA, however, dropped to twenty fourth, with the stats
on the number of people dining alone increasing fifty three
percent over the.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Last two decades.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
The highest the United States has ever reached is eleventh
on the ranking for World's happiest.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Uh, who was the happiest?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm sorry Finland, Finland and I heard an up and
comer is Lithuanians. Really that's a that's it's because it's
it's young, and it's up and coming and people are
good looking.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, so there's a lot of there's a lot of
hotness over there. Loutanza.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
If you get bumped up the first class in Loutanza,
you get a chance to make it to the Mile
High Club.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Apparently, Loutanza now offers.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Alrigous they're actual cabins that serve as two persons suites
and have beds fit for two passengers. While the cabins
have plenty of room for one person to sprawl out
in comfort, the two person suite also offers travelers the
opportunity to get their freak on without worrying about a
bathroom that's too small, dirty, or having to sneak past

(48:42):
the flight attendance.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
This is on a plane.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
This is on Lutanza, which only flies out of I
think New Zealand right like, it doesn't fly out of
a ton of spots. Just a warning though we don't
know about the quality of the soundproofing of the sex
cabins in the Lutanza flight. The only reason people will
know Lutanza is because of Goodfellas because that was.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
The Heistutanza heist.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah, that they hoisted a Lutanza airliner and that's how
they made all the money, which eventually it all crumbled
because they killed everyone. Uh spoiler if you haven't seen
the thirty five year old movie, there you go.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Those people they have a bet you not so much.
Listen up, fellow gen xers rock Station zxl MO show man.
I can't do shots anymore shots, And I tell myself
constantly why even do that? The shot is the dumbest
thing you could.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You had people over yesterday to kick off March madness.
Now what time was the first shot thrown?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Eleven thirty? Everybody started coming over, bring literally drinking. What's
the shot to kill him? Man? Straight to quill him?
It's good for a keto diet? What is it even good?
And I go already I already had a drink earlier.
Were some lime in there. This guy comes up, He's
like a man, let's do our first shot? And I'm like, yeah, man,
let's do I get caught up in the moment. There
you go, and then there's each guy comes in enough

(50:00):
they got to do a shot because now they got
to catch up because they would do a shot.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I the hydrated, Like, where am I trying to get
that guy continue doing shots throughout the day?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah? Does he got does he kind of taper off
an hour in? You know what? We were supposed to
kind of chill like around three, But then we get
caught up in the moment again too. We got a
ton of money on Wisconsin. It all worked out, and
then we're like, they're hosting a celebratory shot. I'm not
gonna call you a bad dad here. I wouldn't do
that to you.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
But I put two and two together later on in
the day thanks to your white Was it your kid's
birthday yesterday?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No? Wait a minute, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
It was your young birthday because I thought your wife
put up something yesterday that was your kid's birthday.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
No Jesus, you got me for a second there. I
had to think about it. No, no, no, that's when
I had planned the trip to go to Nashville with
my boys. I was gonna miss it. That was back
in February.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
So what she posted up or maybe it was just
a picture of him from eight years ago.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah, I think one of the memories. Possibly. I go,
he's doing this birthday? Is he doing this with this
kid's birthday? Which, by the way, I'm going to play
you something right, I'm gonna play a clip from yesterday
where I was right on the show, where you were
right on the show, right on the show. Okay, I'm
gonna give you a three game parlay right now, Listen,
you call back tomorrow if this hit right.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
You take the one hundred bucks that you won from Ocean, right,
and you do a three game parley.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
It's about to get all right. You got Creighton, Perdue
and Wisconsin three game parlay. I want you to let
you call me tomorrow if it hits all right. Free money,
free money out there. I hope that guy listened yesterday
because the parlay hit that got me going nice today. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, So he takes that hundred bucks to Ocean. Now
that could have turned into what three hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I turned to forty? No, I turned forty dollars into
two hundred and eighty dollars. Look at that, and then
I put some back later. So what did you walk
with yesterday? Almost six hundred bucks, six hundred on top
of what you bet, So six hundred you're up six hundred.
I am up six hundred. That's pretty Now. My wife
is probably listening to this, saying, hey, let's take that money.

(52:01):
No no, no, no, no, you don't know. You take it
towards landscaping. We roll that, honey, that's what you do.
You're on playing with house money now, So now today
you're playing with six hundreds. So Okay, Now Monday. Oh,
it's gonna be interesting to see what is that six
hundred still alive on Monday. Yeah, because now I'm big
balls Joe. You know. Now instead of one hundred dollars

(52:21):
a game, I'm like, dude, let me throw two fifty
on one of these games he had and then it
just goes away and now I'm in the negative, which
is funny because I'm my bookie is one of the
guys we're hanging out with, So me and my buddies
are gambling versus so he's losing, he's not having fun,
and we're winning. But I tell you, man, there was
a guy. There was a guy who didn't make it.
Now he said he had a doctor's appointment, right, who

(52:43):
makes it doctor's appointment? When you know we do this
every year the kick off of the tournament I got
wind of. Now he blames one of the guys that
was there yesterday for getting him into gambling. Why his
wife his wife through the flag. I think the wife said, yeah,
you're now you're gambling because Dom got you into gambling.
And Nick's wife is like, you know, but maybe I
don't want you there, So I think he kind of
made up.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
That's like me and drinking right now, Like like I'm like,
you know what, I'm not gonna make it over because
I know you guys are all going to be drinking.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm not drinking right now. Don't even put yourself in
that situation.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's cool. Yep, yeah, I get I
get where that guy's coming from.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
It's like when I dress too sexy and I leave
the house, I was like, I'm asking for it, you
know you are, and your wife's like, you can't go
out looking like now your belly showing. Hey, everybody, thanks
to your calls this week. Always welcomed on the show.
Glad when you're all part of the stay there. Let's
kick off a rock block. It is one hundred point
seven z XL. Sound I sighed, because I need to
go home and take a rest. That's what I need
to do. Oh he sounds like you need to bet

(53:36):
six hundred dollars. Yeah, I know, right, I get a
whole what three more days of it? Sure, tournament everybody
right twelve to fifteen to day, yes, sir, till eleven
o'clock tonight, stay right there with kick off a rock block.
It's one hunchre point seven ZXLS after Rock Station ZXL
morning showing. You're smiling, smile you eleven you love. Remember

(54:03):
the sun comes shining through where you're crying. Let you
bring on the rim.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Anna stop your shot and stop this side well to
be happy to this where you smiling, let's just smiling.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Keep on smiling. I'm smile that dropping out, man. I
know you guys are awesome. I love to look at
me guys on my way to work. The rings She like,
got yeah, warming up, chip and I'm like, I'm down here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you, you shot you the best. Yeah,
keep me laughing. Then, you guys are great. Good morning guys,

(54:37):
HILARI let meant it.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Oh God, is it mine radio or are you only
broadcasting in Manah?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
This is the rate in DJ. Like if you're on it,
I haven't listened to this.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Man getting up in the mornings doesn't suck anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
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Speaker 2 (55:03):
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