WEDNESDAY 3-26-25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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Speaker 2 (00:35):
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Speaker 4 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hey man?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
What's happening? Good morning? I was hit a fox on
the way in today, I mean a hot lady of fox.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Huh yeah, it's we got them and coyotes up by me.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
So all of New Jersey. It's very fox heavy New Jersey.
So uh. I live off the black Horse Pike and
they're for a majority of the pike. There's a median
where I live. Right, there's a big concrete barrier hand.
So what happens is these stupid animals. This is what
happened this morning. I'm going down the road. The fox

(01:18):
runs across the pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Stupid fox.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Now what he doesn't know is because he's dumb, is
that he's about to hit the wall. So then he
gets to the meeting right where there's a cement block.
Now he's stuck. So he's got to do that frantic
circle around and try and run back but by the
time he runs back almost hitt the You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I guess he doesn't know to jump over that thing.
I don't care. I don't jump. I don't know. I
don't know much about foxes.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, unless we're talking about ladies, foxy lady.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
So the fox it lived, it just it just made
it pass my passenger tire and it ran off into
the woods to live out its life.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
These animals are dumb deer do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
They run out, hit the cement wall and then don't
know what to do, and then boom they get whacked
by a car.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, like we'll hear them. I guess when I don't
know if it's a breeding season or whatever. It sound
like heat. They sound like kids crying in the woods.
And maybe it was kids crying, and I just neglect
that the entire thing. I didn't call anybody. They're getting
the foxes are getting it on. But I've seen them
get hit on the side of the road. I see
like a fox, or's coyote. Sometimes there's dogs and stuff. Yeah, man,
I don't know if they I don't know if they're friendly,
if they come at you, like, I don't know the

(02:24):
deal Toyota.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
So in Ocean City they live on the dunes and
on the beach, and there's a donut shop called Browns, and.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So the only place on this north end of the beach,
the north end of the boardwalk.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
And the foxes have become so people friendly that they
walk up like dogs to people to people feed them
to the point where every now and then one does
get rabies and then you're like, uh oh, Like is
the am I giving a donut to the rabid one?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah? I came out. I came out one morning.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I saw a coyote and over top of the door
when I was walking out was it was a big
safe and it was strung up with a piece of
rope and he had a night It wasn't from the
Acme company.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Was it was from the Acme company. And he had
dynamite too, and he was trying to get me. And
then I walked through it, and then he went after
I went by, he went and looked under the safe
up at it, and then it fell on top of him.
And then I went to work. It was weird.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
It was on a pulley system where an anvil would
it would swing too.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It was a big of a coyote and wild wild
wild e or wilde coyot and coyote and then the
road run.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, it was stuff still gets me all the time.
Some people do this and it's hilarious. It'll be a
big rock and they'll paint a tunnel. Yeah yeah, like
sometimes you see that for real, like somebody took the
time to do it, and it's hilarious every time.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Everybody. Uh, there's kids out there that have no idea
what we're talking to. Looney Tunes was never a thing
for that. It was Yeah, if I say Tom and
Jerry kids, like, dude, they just did the latest Cat
and Mouse game. Ever, Warner Brothers just took Looney Tunes
off of their HBO Max streaming service, so you can't
even stream Loony Tunes. Wow, that sucks. That was everything

(04:04):
when we were kids. Hey, everybody, Wednesday, we're gonna dive
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Speaker 5 (04:33):
On a Wednesday morning, Ruthy militants and Yemen are claiming
responsibility for recent attacks against the US warships in the
Red Sea. The terror group claimed in a statement that
they attacked the USS harry S. Truman, the aircraft carrier,
and several US warships in that Red Sea. Houthi said
they had targeted the US vessel and Israeli military locations
using drones. There is a mom and a grandma that

(04:55):
everyone wants a mother and grandmother, ugh are facing charges
after authorities this is down in Cape May say a
child suffered abuse from being forced to wear a dog
shock collar. Kimberly Cruz Feliciano and her mother, Sonia Feliciano,
were arrested this week after the victim arrived at an
elementary school with visible marks on their body. According to

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the criminal complaint, the child was forced to wear the
shock collar at all times while in the home. Centers
for Disease Control CDC is pulling back about eleven billion
in funds allocated the state and community health departments, non
government organizations, and international recipients in response to COVID. The
Department of Health announced yesterday the quote is the COVID

(05:40):
nineteen pandemic is over and the HHS will no longer
weighe billions of taxpayer dollars responding to a non existent
pandemic that Americans moved on from years ago. That's news.
What about sports? Sixers Clippers Tonight in naple Leaves beat
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Speaker 2 (06:22):
Lunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL one show.
You need a third you, Oh, you can't just go
out with one buddy. You need a third.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Unless it's your good buddy. Like I think me and
you can go out and not talk and you and
I could pull this off, you have a good time
and not be bothered, Like I don't need to entertain you.
You know, when you have a buddy, you don't need
to entertain.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's perfect.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Like my wife and I can go out and I
don't have to be her entertainment. See but with you
and am but I don't have to.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
But with you and I, the third person is the
dummy in the ball your knuckle ahead. It's us making
fun of people.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
And also we've been told that when people do come
out out with me and you, it gets to be
a little too much because they we are a lot,
because we do work together every day, so we're kind
of quick on our feet, and especially our wives will
say that that it's like, hey, it's not the radio show.
You can calm down. Like Friday night, I don't need

(07:19):
my wife's very big on. You don't need to bust
my balls.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, and I go, yeah, but it's fun Friday night.
Like you know, you were close, but where me and
my wife, where you dropped your wife off? That conversation
I had with your wife never would have happened if
you were there. It would have been boom boom boom,
back and forth. And we're just you know, just breaking balls.
I actually had a good conversation with your wife. We're
all talking. My wife's talking to your wife was fun,
real stuff. Yeah, So I got screwed over the weekend.
So I planned this boys' night right on Saturday. I

(07:43):
got it all planned. I'm going down. I got a
tablepore got at noon. I got my cousin, some of
his friends. They're coming up. They're all gonna be there.
So I'm thinking, Okay, this is the boys night. I
got me and one other guy, and now the other
ones were my cousin and his friends. But we're all
supposed to hang out as a boys' night. It turned
into a mandate on Saturday. I had a good time,
but I only had a good time because I gambled.
And then feel like.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
You have to be the entertainment, like you have to
be the the event coordinator and stuff, and I don't
want that. And it's that That's like I always feel
like my wife's trying to hook me up with other husbands,
you know, like like, oh, you know, she'll say she'll
pitch a party. Oh, we got to go to this
person's birthday party. Her husband will be there. I'm like yeah,
but I don't know the guy, right. That's like to go, yeah,

(08:25):
we've met like twice and we've talked maybe for five minutes.
I'm like, that's not a that's not a pitch, you know.
And then it's that awkward thing where I do I
feel like I'm on a date with the guy the
entire time I'm at the party or a dinner.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
So the problem is, like we go, we go to Borgata.
You know, these guys get a they have a six
of them and it's up with a thirteen dollars bar tab.
So they're all fired up. So they go back. They
rented a house. I go back to the place in
Bergantine and I'm like, okay, guys, well yeah, we'll meet
like two hours over at the comedy club. So he's like, ah, man,
we're not gonna make it. We're all banged up. So
now it's me and one other guy. I'm like, and

(08:56):
you still and he still wanted to say it. He's
like being in a stupid club. I'm like, there's nothing
else to do, like this guy already playing on hanging
out for the night. And he's also that guy too
where he's away from his wife. It turned into Hey, listen,
this is my thing. I just want to gamble all night,
enjoy myself, and I never want to ever ever go
home like he was. So I was like, hey, man, listen,
we can we just get home man, after this if

(09:17):
you want. He's like a man, I play for the
whole night. I'm like, oh, so, now I feel like
I'm stuck with it. Like comedy club, there's I got
to put a chair between us. I'm hoping the comedian
doesn't ask, hey, what's you guys this dal I'm like,
I don't know. We're not together at the day.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
He's sort of like the dude who crashes at your
house and doesn't leave the next morning, like he still
just wants to hang out. It's like, what are you
doing here, Bud, Like like you should have left before
I got up.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like the only thing we had in comments was we
had money on some of the college basketball gunners. We
can talk about like my boy, like like my boy
plays over at boogie nights good boor So I'm like, hey, man,
I already told him, hey, I'll stop by. So I'm like,
now me and this guy are walking into boogie night.
It's like to go say hi, to this and I'm like,
you're on a man day. Damn.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'm like, let's just get out of here. Was so awkward. Yeah,
let's get out of here and make out. Definitely need
that third guy. Third guy would have been you need
to hang with? Yeah, it was actually I'm bean honest,
it was pretty pathetic. Man.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Some of my go to guys bailed out for the
boys nights and I'm like, I don't know, this might
be it for boys nights.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, getting older man, Yeah yeah, man, yeah, that's what
I got. The one guy who like passes out at
events and and I when it's just me and him,
it sucks because I'm the one that that's got to
carry him out.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's nice literally oh yeah, yeah, no, no carry out.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
And it's nice when we have a group of people
because now we can all carry him out.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
And then I felt bad, so I'm like, now I'm
picking up the uber ride and I'm like, you know,
I'm like, hey, man, you're on a date, dude. Sorry,
I messed up your Saturday night. Yeah, you know, I
thought all the fat.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
At the very end of the day, you're wondering if
he's gonna kiss here or not.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Can I walk you through the door. Hey, you think
I can get your number? God, look, we got a ticket.
I don't get to do him very often. It's like, man,
you kind of ruineder a whole boys.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Night Counting Crows. I got them a pair of tickets
for the Hard Rocks sing zero nines seven seven one
hundred second your boy, the Counting Crows guys six zero
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Speaker 2 (11:09):
We get back. What do you say? We're Jojoe and
Scottie rock New Lose. There's some rock news for you.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Gene Simmons, we talked about Kiss the other day, how
they're gonna play like they're doing like I don't know,
a kiss, a paloozer or something like that in Vegas,
and Kiss is gonna get back together and perform even
though they said they were retired.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
But whatever, it is, what it is.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
But Gene Simmons is out on the road with a
solo ban, and he just postponed seventeen of his twenty
six dates. A lot of people are saying, because it's
not selling tickets.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Could be man. I think people are done. How many
times did you tour? Times you go a farewell tour?
You just got done your farewell tour and now you're
back on tour though.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Uh, if are the closest shows to us are still
happening May fifth, Red Bank at the count Theater. That's happening,
May sixth, Mountclair at the Wellmont Theater that's happening. And Bethlehem,
Pennsylvania Wind Creek Casino that's gonna be happening May eighth.
So our local show is still happening. If you're a
Gene Simmons fan. No word on why he postponed those

(12:14):
solo dates.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
They just we haven't had time to miss you yet.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Gots what that is done and you and you're already
performing get this Kiss of Palooza with Kiss, so I
would just save my money to go see that and
see Jim or a chip Jim Simmons. Maybe we didn't
forget a Gene didn't see Gene by himself. Smashing Pumpkins
front man Billy Corgan. Congrats to him and his wife,

(12:38):
Chloe Mendel. They welcome their third kid into the world,
Juno Corgan last week. Uh, he said my wife Chloe
is doing well and recovering, and baby Juno is happy,
healthy and nursing. We are so touched by all the
kind wishes of support, love and thank those who help
Chloe and the baby have such a safe and peaceful
home birth. It's been a big couple months for Billy Corgan.

(13:01):
He just launched a podcast and of course he owns
NWA Wrestling.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Then that he has a cousin, right or a half brother.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah. They still they're keeping tight lipt on if that
him and the Bill Burr thing was a work or not,
because Billy Corgan is very in the wrestling, he owns
a wrestling organization. Yeah, so they think that that was
all set up to get some traction for Billy Corgan's podcast,
which I could see. And it's a great storyline because
they look identical. Well it's I mean, and it's a

(13:31):
very believable story.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I would reveal it then on my podcast. That's the
whole point. You got to have an end.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Well, it got his name out there. Bill Burr was
promoting a special. It was on Howie Mandel's podcast, whose
platform is the platform where Billy Corgan's podcast is on.
So it's it's called heat Joe. That's what they call
it in the wrestling biz. We'll wrap it up with this,
Kip Winger, were you a big fan of the band

(13:57):
Winger back in the day, Winger, I couldn't Winger song. Okay,
Winger's biggest claim the fame not their music. It was
the wimpy dorky kid on Beavis and butt Head wore
a Winger T shirt. So then Winger became super uncool
because the dorky kid from Beavis and butt Head wore
the Winger T shirt and they would goof on the

(14:18):
kid constantly.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
But did it become cool to be that on? No,
it just never became cool.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Never became cool to be that guy. You didn't want
to be the dorky kid from Beavis and butt Head. Right,
They were heavy metal guys and they would make fun
of the Winger kid. Well, Kip Winger's still out there
doing it. But he said he's not gonna be like Kiss.
He's never gonna say goodbye to touring. He said, I
can't say that I'm gonna play a finality. I'm not
gonna play a final show. There's gonna be finality to it.

(14:47):
He said, you never know when my ball of the
last show is gonna be. Uh. He said, I probably
won't do any big tours. I don't know are they
offered to him? But uh but he said, uh, I'm
gonna start winding down being Kip Winger.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
So instead of twenty twenty people rooms, he's gonna play
five people rooms.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
I mean he is doing a couple of rock festivals. Okay,
he's doing it. Look he's smart. He goes out on
tour with guys like Sebastian Bach, David Lee Roth, Stephen
Percy from Rat.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
You team these guys up together. They could sell some tickets.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
You put Kip Winger out there by himself, dude, one
hundred tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
So he likes going on to three pm. People are
parking their car.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Exactly like even at the it could be the Kip
Winger cruise and he opens up for that, Like that's
how bad it.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Is to be Kip Winger. It's just not cool. There
you go some rock news. I'm Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
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would come in.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
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Speaker 2 (16:12):
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Speaker 5 (16:14):
Boys knights used to mean like going out and getting wasted,
you know, going out and just getting all hammered up.
Not anymore in my life now boys nights and I
Dude Wooden trade it for the world.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I had a boys night on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
It's my oldest son who is gonna be twenty two
in just a few days, and then my little guy
who's twelve, and we have boys nights.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You know, the drinking's not as heavy.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah, the twelve year olds that did Designated Driver, So
Saturday night you would have loved it.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Jojo, we were watching a movie called Terrifier three. Okay,
you finally got into it then. So it's a movie.
Are you do you?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Are you familiar with art to clown? No, listen, I've
seen some of the clips. This is a pretty horrific movie,
to the point where even sometimes I turn my head
and I go, oh, like it's there. It's it's pretty
violent and uh. And what I realized is for boys' night,
it's you know, my my, my oldest is of age.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
So he cracked a couple of beers, but that was it.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Uh, little guy, you know, he's getting all hopped up
on like a knockoff Mountain dew. It's like the Walmart
version of mounta Dude's like mountain Lightning. And then I'm
not drinking, so I'm sitting on seltzer water. That's just
that's as crazy as I'm getting. Right, So what's the
men you look like?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay? All right? Uh, Chips and doritos. Okay, it's like
a slumber party. Chips and doritos.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Well at the end of the day, yeah, man, because
we go in for some horror movies they play they're
playing video games all day. So we got chips, doritos.
I make pizza and I made chili. Then we got
doughnut and brownies.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah. The only downfall is your movie selection. Uh. And
Terrifier three and terror.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
I don't touch any of the food other than the
chili because I can't have because it's all full of
sugar and carps, so all the food is gonna get
and now these guys they got Like I said, everything's knockoff, right,
it's all Walmart brand type stuff. But here's the problem.
The two kids. They don't stop talking the entire movie.

(18:27):
But it's not even like they're they're ignoring the movie.
They're talking about the movie.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'll just say, is this It sounds like one of
those movies where you can make a lot of comments like,
oh god, damn.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
They're breaking down. They're two dorks. They're breaking down the
movie like they did this. We saw Captain America in
the theater, and luckily there's no one in the theater
because the entire time they're talking about the movie while
the movie's happening. So like if I was sitting near them,
I would be so pissed because you just it's it's
it's two kids just talking during the movie. But if
you listen to what they're talking about, they're breaking down

(18:57):
the movie. Yeah, it doesn't need to be broken. Terrifier three, Yeah,
not a lot there.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Just watch I don't know, didn he put a did
he put a pumpkin inside a woman's privateary or something?
In one of the babies sounds about it crazy.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah right, it's a clown and he does horrific things
to people.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
There you go, that's the whole movie. We did that
thing with my kids party. We had the new Captain
America and my wife is sitting next to my cousin
and like she's trying to explain to her about the
Marvel movies and whole story. I'm like, no, now, it's
not the child's matter of fact. Just watch it. The
guy has wings and he's fighting off bullets and everything else.
There's not a lot. You don't have to break down

(19:32):
Captain America. Just watch the action. The car's gonna float.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
We go after the movie, we get done Terrifier three,
everyone's scared.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah right, yeah, sure, I'd be terrified. We were terrified
of Terrifier. I'm not going to bed.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
And so they have a half hour documentary of how
it was made, and my son's like, let's watch that.
I'm like, do we really do? We need to see
how it was made.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Here's here's where this helps me, because I don't like
these movies, right, and I'm if I would not like
this movie. If I'm scared out of my mind, I
want to see the blooper reel to make me feel
like you know what this was. And there's a terrifier
clown and he's in the backset and he's walking through
like he's walking through the buffet line, and him and
the whole cast joke in and they're grabbing some food

(20:17):
at lunch.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
There's a scene in the movie where he blows up
a malsanna and it kills a bunch of kids, like
a plastic Santa or the real real kids. Okay, right,
he killed he Art the Clown kills kids. There's no
rule about not killing children really? Oh yeah, like the
horrifically violently will dismember children.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I know, I thought you couldn't kill them, but you
can molest him in Hollywood. So here is so.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
In the making of what you're talking about. The behind
the scenes, you see Art the Clown in real life
and he's playing with the kids on the movie set.
That's what I has Art the Clown, And it's kind
of disarming, even though in the movie he kills all
of those children.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right in your mind, you're like, Okay, it was just
a movie, all right.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
I know you don't like you're not a big fan
of horror. Films, especially gory ones like this. Your kid
gets offered fifty dollars to be an extra to get
murdered by Art the Clown on Terrifier three. Do you
let your kid do it? I do it for free
if they let me in the buffet at the end
of the movie. Yeah, give me, give me some of
the food.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Dude. I think it's like that too. He has to
go back and look at the movie where I don't
know where his arms were taken off and they beat
his mom with them, Like you gotta go back and
watch that. Audi.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
They open the movie of Terrifier three with Art the
Clown pretending to be Santa Claus and he goes up
to a kid's room. The kid couldn't be more older
than a ten or eleven. He cuts the kid's head, arms,
and legs off, and then the mom finds the body
dismembered on the kid's bedroom floor.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's kind of jack you up. Even though you know
you're an actor in the film, You're still watching that
whole thing go down.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah, uh huh yeah yeah Terrifier three, go see it, everybody.
That was my boys' night on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Uh yeah, see.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
You had Hooters and gambling. Uh huh yeah, I had
Terrifier three. You did we get We get back, man,
We're gonna knock out some headlines.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
This report one hunch of Boys, Seven's the XL southur
She's rock Stations ZXL more show. I appreciate the effort man,
my kids pulled over the weekend, but it's still a
piece of trash. You're just not gonna sit on my
frontlawn because I'm not going to be the neighbor. But
that puts something on my front lawn that shouldn't be. Okay,
I'll bring this up to my neighbor. You know, his
kids play soccer, and that's cool and all. But he
went and got like this big soccer net. It's like
a backyard thing. It's like ten or twelve feet like tall.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Like that's I have a goth net. That's a backyard thing.
That's not a front yard thing.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's in their front yard. And then it blows over
and now it's kind of on the side, and I'm like,
you're right, man, this this what along's in the backyard.
Nobody wants to look it.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I was listening to a podcast that was a comedian
and he grew up in the city. He grew up
like in the Bronx or Queens or something like that,
and he moved out the Long Island into a suburb.
And I guess it's a pretty nice suburb that he
moved into. The comedian who kind of like is kind
of hit it big. He got a blow up pool,
like one of the bigger ones. Yeah, and he put

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it in his front yard, and his neighbors came over
and like a neighbor came over and complained but was
kind of cool about it. He's like, Yo, these I'm
being cool, but these other neighbors are freaking out. Yeah,
and he goes, but you want to enjoy it in
the front yard, because your front yard is a nice
part of your house. And he goes, No, that's a
backyard thing, dude, because I don't know what the trash
place you come from that puts your inflatable pool in

(23:28):
your front yard.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I guess the city where the back is just conquered.
I grew up in the city. We didn't even have pools,
but we didn't have a backyard where your neighbor at
night just takes a knife and just cuts that thing.
Oh what he said?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
He goes, we're getting threats from like the township and everything.
And he goes, all because of this inflatable and guy goes, yeah,
because it's in your front yard.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Dude, you gotta get that pool out of there, and
it could be worse. It's it's a soccer man. I
get it, and I really don't want to have a bathyard toy.
I know, man put it away. So uh so over
the weekend. Now neighbors down the street were friends with
the thrown away one of these little trampolines. It's got
to be like maybe six feet. It's really made for
like one person.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I'm sitting on a trampoline and it's like, I think
about when I got to get rid of it. I go,
I don't even understand how I'm gonna possibly get rid
of it.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
My wife's she says, I want to get a trampoline
and it attracts kids. I don't want it. Tracks injuries,
homeowners insurance. I know I have a safety every time
I see it, they're just nasty. Anyway, that well, due
did they collect leaves?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Yeah, of course now everything so now I have to
go and the kids want to use it, So now
I got to give them the leaf blower, and I
pay the kids like a dollar each to go blow
the leaves off it.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
So over the weekend they see it on the side
of the street there and and my my and and
two others like they handle this thing. They walk it
all the way down to my house. He had to
stop a couple of times because it was cold. Yeah,
you know, but I listen. I appreciate the effort. I
remember that you would find something you thought was trash.
You're like, this is cool, guys, let's get it. I
don't know whether it's a refrigerator or a recliner. I
don't know what my picture. You did it as a kid.

(24:52):
You made the effort. You work together as a team.
And I appreciate that. My parents gave up on me. Man.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
They were they were eyeing up her timeronment. My neighbors
were throwing away lawn furniture growing up. I took it
when my parents weren't home and put it in my bedroom, okay,
And they didn't complain. My parents are like, you know what,
we're almost out of here.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Just let them.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Let them, let them do it, and it's sat there
for a good year. I probably had lawn furniture his
bedroom furniture at your room closes, rowing it and off
the look yet exactly so now they bring it over.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I get it home. Sunday, I'm out doing some stuff.
I come home and there's a little trampoline there. Kids
are having a blast real playing it up, man, throwing
balls and everything. I'm like, I hope you pick it
up while they're playing the kids, I said, listening, I
was like, you know, what are we doing. What's the
deal here? He's like, ah, we like the trampoline. I
was like, all right, you have to put it in
the backyard. He's like no, He's like, it's gonna get
leaves and dirt in the backyard. I was like, let
me tell you something, Sun. First of all, this thing

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is about fifteen feet away from going to the curb
back again the curb and trash's gonna pick it up.
It's gonna go away. If you absolutely want to play
with this, I'm gonna say the timeline on this thing
is probably gonna be a week before they get bored.
Put it in the backyard, yep, but it's gonna get dirty.
I was like, man, let me tell you, we are
not leaving it in the front yard. It has to
go in the backyard. I give you in your friend's credit. Man,
as a kid found it, you brought it to the house.

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I get it.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Front yards not for games, I'll be honest. Neither of
the side yards. No, no, the backyard.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Guess one. I don't eve want to look at your
I don't even look at your above ground pool. I
don't look at anything.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
At the age now too, where I get mad at
kids playing out in the street, I get it now.
I get why. I get why adults were pissed at us.
His kids bounce, it's a pain. I gotta stop my car.
You kids don't get out of the way. Yeah, I
don't want you out in the street either. Yeah, thank
god they don't do that much anymore. Yeah, kids don't
play outside.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Perfect. Okay, So that's another thing. And everyone up and
down my street has the dumb basketball hoop on the
side of the road. You have to load up with
bricks and everything. What happens is every time there's a storm,
this thing falls over and it's some of them are
they fell over where they cracked, there's glass, the rims.
They just leave it there. This thing is never Now
it's become a piece of trash. You can't even put

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it up on them.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I have one, but it never leaves my drive It
stays on my driveway. That's where it doesn't belong out
in the street. I'll never put it out in the street.
And I have a super huge, heavy potted plant that
sits there to weigh it down.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Never had an issue with it. Yeah, I mean, and
there's my neighbor does have one. He kind of takes
care of it. My kids going down the trash laying
on the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Break.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Let a scrapper come.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
I put a nice hibiscus plant in the in the
big planner. Look at you right, and it looks nice.
It's not bags of cement holding it down. It's not
cinder block holding it down.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It really is like the way men do this, and
it's it's so it's bad. Is they just see what
do I have in the garage I'm not using that's
heavy and then you stock it on top of the
dam thing. Clean that trash up too, and it is trash.
Look we we get back, man.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I will knock out some trash, oh lo trash, anything
thirty on anything, racket roughing a long frash.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Here's some trash for you. Sherry Shepherd, remember her? I
remember Sybil Shepherd, Sheer, Sybil Shepherd was hot moonlighting.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, Sherry Shepherd was on the View. She was the
woman who said that the she she was a flat earther.
She she said she couldn't she couldn't exactly tell you
if the Earth was round or not.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That was always her big her big goof on the View.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
And she apparently was at Othello is hitting Broadway right,
the Shakespearean play. And she also had a talk show
called Sherry. I think it might still be on the air.
Apparently her and another celebrity, Nea Long, I don't know
who Nea Long is, they got into it at the
Othello premiere. You don't bring this to Shakespeare. They started

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physically fighting each other at the premiere. Where's that video at?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I don't know, but I want.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
To see Sherry Shepherd throw down with Neil Long. Apparently
Sheppard suggests it was a misunderstanding. I guess maybe Sherry
Shepherd's in the show.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (29:08):
And maybe Sherry Shepherd didn't want Nia Long. There there's
some beef, but yeah, there was a fight going down
on the red carpet of Othello.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Wow, we're throwing fist top, pulling hair.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Let's see here, Sidney Sweeney. Very hot, Sydney Sweeney. She's
raising eyebrows because she's deleting picks of her kissing her
fiance from Instagram.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
So apparently there's.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Been rumors for the last couple of weeks that her
and her fiance have broken up. They have been seen
together in like months. That's the very attractive scene, Sydney Sweeney.
Slene Woodley, she's dating an actor named Lucas Bravo. Now
you may know Salne Woodley from many movies and TV

(29:52):
shows she's been in, but she also was the fiance
of Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
For a time. In what order was that before the
Danica Patrick down the Fall of Green Bay.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I'm trying to get out of green Bay years that
that was the shadless that she was post Saint Danica Patrick.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
She left him. She don't want to live in Green Bay.
She was the last girl he was with.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Dude, She's going on interviews and said that he ruined
her life and not like an awful way, but like
he was everything to her and she like was obsessed
with him. And when they broke it off. She was
like shattered.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Jesus. He must have some magic over people. He's a
weird guy, man, still a weird guy.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
And congrats. I'll bridge this over to the New York Giants.
He was supposed to be your quarterback, and now you
brought in the hilarious, not so great quarterback Jameis Winston.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
This guy's a lot of fun, a lot of fun. Dude.
If they're gonna be a bad football team, which they
may be, you might as well just have give me
the guy. It's gonna throw the ball down the field.
He's gonna get your forty five touchdowns. He was six interceptions.
Somebody was smart enough.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
I don't know if it was NFL network, but they
gave him a microphone during the Super He's a real hoot.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Man.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
James Wiston is hilarious. I don't know if he can
read a defense, but boy, he's gonna have a lot
of fun.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
There's a tweet and I don't know if it's real
or not, but it's hilarious if it is. It's when
Tom Brady takes the deal in Tampa Bay and it says,
can't wait gonna be playing down in Tampa Bay and
Jameis Winston's response is I live there too.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
He also said he also had one too where he
didn't know he got Lacy surgery, I guess. And he
said he never knew Bruce arians was a white guy,
and that's the coach, and there's a white guy. And
the coach responded that that's why you introduced me the
way I was to your friends. I mean, listen, he's
a lot of fun. It can't be worse than what
we had. Now. There you go, some trash for it mornings.

(31:51):
Some people love him everything. Hey, good morning z XL. Dad,
you did win the tickets. Thanks for holding buddy. What's
your name? I thought he was just bro. No, No,
not at all. No, we have other things going on
more important to you. But now you're on. Dude, this
is a well oiled machine. You're just a cog in

(32:13):
the wheel.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Thursday, we're gonna be yes Man, Villa Rafichi. This Thursday,
kick off the Phillies twenty twenty five season. We're gonna
be over there, beer specials, food specials, Villa Raffichi in
ebsec and come join us for the Phillies game. We're
gonna be there starting at three, first pitch four oh five.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, I tell you a pretty picture of it.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Cool, maybe high.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, Now, this is an absolute lie. I'm making it up.
But the Counting Crows may show up. I heard, but
that's a lie. I'm making that up. It's not true.
But they may be there. Yeah, would definitely bring your
CD to get signed.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
No, there's definitely gonna be a guy, maybe homeless, who
shows up and says he's the lead singer, and I'm
gonna tell everyone that that is the lead singer of
the Counting You could tell me that. I would have
no idea what he looks like. He looked kind of homeless. Yeah,
I don't think that's the promotion.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
That they want. Let's keep going with this conversation. It's
pretty fantastic. Now.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
It would be hilarious if I did find somebody who
was without a home and I gave them maybe one
hundred bucks, and I said, look, just hang with me
for a couple hours and say, you're the lead singer
of the Counting Crows. Dude, I'm gonna guess at least
if I if I go up to ten people, three
of them think it's really him.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Sure, I have no idea you just signed things all day,
all day long. Every I just got a memo at
refugees if you bring a homeless person, you get in free. No,
that's not true, that memo.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
I'll actually pitch it to the manager today and we'll
find out if it's true or not.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But I don't think that's true. Have a great time
it is.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's gonna be this Thursday, three o'clock. We're gonna kick
it off in four h five's first pitch. Philly's back
in action, kicking off the twenty twenty five season. We're
gonna be at Villa Refige's over in Absecon. All right,
you stay on hold, sir.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
What's your name? What do you what do you do?
What construction company do you work for? Tony on he
thinks Tony, come on a commercial, patorial business. Let's close
it off.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Tony. Uh, you stay on hold.
We're gonna give you a get all your info. You're
going to see the County Crows, the hard Rock.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, I'm gonna throw that info out again. Where
are you gonna be for the Phillies game? Villa Rafichi.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
It's over in absec and three o'clock We're going to
be there, uh getting the game starting first pitch, notun
till four or five, So come join us. Four dollars
beer specials, great food specials. Hot spot in Absecon Villa Raffichi.
That's gonna be uh for the Phillies kicking off the
twenty twenty five season. Spring training is over and four

(34:45):
oh five against the Nationals. We'll be watching the game,
So come join us starting at three o'clock Villa Rafichi
and Epsecon.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Look, man, we get back. We'll do some headlines. This
report said, start again DFL, South Jersey's rock station. Stream
us on the iHeart Ready app. Also to please jump
on the talk back feature. We'd like to run those

(35:13):
on Fridays. Here's how you do it iHeartRadio app. You
search wzxl uh make us your first preset, and then
you see a red microphone button. Hit that and that's
our talk back. That's a message you get sent directly
to us. We'll play it. I promise you. We've run
a lot of things this week, so jump on. If
you haven't, we want to chime in.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know, I almost ran out of gas yesterday and
it wasn't my fault. It was because of shady gas stations.
So I'm in uh in a town that has some money,
so I'm a little it's a little weird that they
have these. I mean they look like there are covers

(35:49):
for drug dealing. You know.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm trained just to go to Wawallas. I'll go out
of my way to make sure I go to wawat
gas station. I don't know why. I hear stories about
I don't know, people steal numbers. Probably hardy happens, but
I will go to a wa Wae.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
My daughter has some car issues, so I take her
car that's falling apart, and I drive it to her
mom's house and then she takes my car. So on
the way home, she leaves me with no gas. So
now I got an hour drive home through the woods. Really, Oh,
did you go to the one with the big ape. No,
that's on two six. I was in Medford Lakes, not
far from there, beautiful town called Medford Lakes. This was

(36:23):
so shady. So I'm going down, going down the road
to get home. Right, Well, I'm almost in like the
heart of Medford Lakes. There's two gas stations. The first
one now, growing up, it was a Sonoco. Now there's
no signage. It just has a sign in the window
with working gas pumps that says open one hundred cover

(36:45):
for some type of money laundering scheme.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Is there at least the price on what you're paying
per gallon? Yes, okay, but numbers of people changed with
a suction cup and a pole.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
There was no sign for saying what company it was.
There was just the board with the prices and an
open sign on the window. So I go, okay, I'm
not going there. I don't trust that at all. And
one time I went there, not that long ago, maybe
within the last couple of years, and the guys like,
we only take cash, not making that up. So then
about a half mile down the road there's another gas station. Dude,

(37:20):
this one it says Exxon, but I think it's spelled wrong.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I think they're missing an X.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, right, the numbers are a little off, has the
open sign in the door, but the building looks like
it's been closed for years.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Dude, I'm like, what is going on now?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Medford Lakes is a pretty affluent area. I'm like, you
guys can't afford a wahwah gas station, Like you can't
get a real gas station to cost seventy six or
something to get in there. These two crackhead gas stations.
I'm like, there's no way I'm stopping to get gas
at either of these. I made it to a gas
station with seven miles left.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah. See, I'll go way out of my way to
make sure I hit a wah wah. And my wife
is notorious for leaving me like zero gas in the car,
like I gotta get my little guy haircut, like by
the way the fuel lights on. I'm like, okay, all right,
So she she tried to stop at a gas station, like,
she has a company card like a credit card. Ye,
there are some places that don't take her credit card
because it's a company. I don't know it's Wheels or
one of.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
These companies station that's very we'd about taking them. I
have a Sonoko station by me that won't take our
Sonoco card. Okay, well that's zero center, it makes zero.
The guy always tells me, he goes, you can try inside.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I go.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
I didn't get a Snoco card, so I have to
walk inside. Dude, it works everywhere, but but Sonoko and
my Sonoco card doesn't work here.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, my dad, no, grown up, My dad was notorious
for that. He would only go to gas stations that
had the colors red, white and blue.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
So am not it was. It was an Exon Exxon
and nah was it? Anko was blue and yellow. Okay,
it was a Sinoco Amco or something. Yeah, I'm thinking
I know the one you're thinking about too. Maybe I
don't think Kanaka.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Was a thing that was this thing back in the day.
Doesn't matter, Dad, Let's just make sure we have gas
before we head back from the shore.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Geddy was red and white, but I don't think it
was any blue and Geddy, yeah, seventy six was orange
and blue.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I like the we got a bunch of US gas
by US. Yeah, and uh it's good most everything but US.
If you pull in there.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
I like what it says US gas and patrol with
but yeah, man, shady gas stations. Yeah, And I'm like,
there's no way. And my daughter left me a thirty
seven miles to empty. So now I got to drive
through the pine barrens I gotta take. You know, I'm
driving through two o six and stuff shamong there's no
gas stations, So like, I just get the Hamleton on
fumes to get into a gas I'm.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Here too, Like there's something with the mixture, like you
could have more oil or more water in some of
the gasoline than others. Liked every better mixes and the
other mixes's not that much different than regular. I definitely
that for ye. That's where they get you whatever.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Every year we do the news story, Uh, it's the
gas stations. Get ready, they're switching over to their summer blend.
Let's have that doesn't have salt in it, like saltwater.
And then every year we'll do the story. Get ready,
the gas stations are gonna switch over to their winter blends.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Get ready. I'm not gonna go pull in What is
what blend?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
What do you mean? It's not a wah wah and
the coffee kiosk.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Look we get back, man, We'll do a thing called.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
You think you.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Think you've got it? Bed a woman in China recently,
there was a couple actually found themselves in a sticky
situation while trying to film a video for social media.
They're filming content they want to see if the woman's
hand could fit inside her boyfriend's mouth. It was going fine,
but when she tried to take it out, the man's

(40:52):
jaw muscles cramped up, clamping down in her hand and
trapping it.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
At the hospital, doctors observed the.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Man's face was red, he was drooling, and his throat
made gurgling sounds. His teeth had also tightened around her
wrist due to the contraction of the muscles. To get
his girlfriend's hand out, medical staff played calming music to relax.
The man used a special tool to slightly open his mouth,
then give him a muscle relax there. It took about
twenty minutes to get his hand free. To get the

(41:20):
hand free. No word on the number of views they
got for the video.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I think that was a thing for a while, to
see if you could fit your fists in my mouth. Yeah,
that's hot, let's see here.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
A British startup company named mag Drive has developed a
new satellite propulsion system called Warlock that uses solid metal
like copper his fuel. Unlike traditional electronic propulsion systems, the
ionized pressure gas, Warlock ionizes solid metal to generate thrust.
In the future, Magdrive hopes to enhance Warlocks so it
can use metal from retired satellites and space debris his fuel.

(41:55):
Designing a hungry flying space chopper has benefits. It could
help produce space junk while providing a sustainable fuel source.
Mag Drive plans to launch its first warlock prototype in
June to demonstrate the concept of ionizing solid metal for propulsion.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
They say, there's so much scrap up above this planet.
That's just it's just floating around the Earth. But this
goes back were ruined me out, We ruin outer space.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I guess until we find a way to monetize it. Like,
how have we not found a way to take gasoline
powered electric vehicles.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
And run them on water? Yeah? So much?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Right, First of all, we find a way to take
salt water, right, get rid of the salt, and then
use that to then run vehicles.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
It would be a game changer.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
But the problem is until they find a way to
make money off it, they ain't gonna do.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah. Rumor is that was that came up like one
hundred years ago and they ended up killing the guy.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Uh that makes it? Yeah, that fits. That sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
This country has a lot of secrets.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Man, there's a couple skeletons in a couple closets. It
goes without saying, but some bets are worth taking. A
young man in Russia, was hospitalized after performing two.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Thousand squats that went a bet.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Following the challenge, the experienced severe leg pains, swelling in
dark brown urine.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Whether these air squats or do we have weight? No,
I'm guessing weight. Uh. He became unable to urinate.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Doctors diagnosed him with rabbit dalomlosis.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Is that the thing?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
A condition where a muscle tissue breaks down and enters
the bloodstream, potentially leading the kidney failure. Test revealed his
kidneys were functioning only half capacity. Fortunately, he was treated
with dialysis and took about three months to recover.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah. So though, don't exercise kids, it'll hurt you. I
think your body's meant to move. Two thousand titles in
any direction, Yeah, yeah, and a lifetime man and they're Russian. Man.
They do crazy stuff like they fight bears. Uh. There
you go. Those people they have a bet. You not
so much. One of life's greatest mysteries has finally been solved.
At one hundred point seven the Excel South Rock Stations

(44:00):
ex Morny Show. It's kind of sick, man, I look
forward to funerals. Yeah, which is weird. You've brought this
up before. I'm so excited about today. Yeah, now here's
the thing and listen to this guy.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
So you when you originally pitched the idea that you
had to go to a funeral to me, and you
were like, hey, man, like you know, after the show,
we got we do some stuff. We know a lot
of people don't believe it, but we do some work.
And you're like, hey, I got to actually take off
a little early. I got to go to a funeral.
I said, oh man, it sucks. You said you have
my uncle. But then we're talking to another guy. We're
talking to the great Gary g Garcia, and you said

(44:33):
you said that he's not really my uncle.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Though, no, it's a fake. It's kind of a fake uncle.
So now I got to be like, well, do you
have to take some time off of work for that?
This is does a fake uncle get you? Breathement? Trying
to think the last time I saw this guy like
you kind of do what respects? I'm like, my cousin,
here's who it is. So it's my uh my uncle Jimmy.

(44:56):
I love he was probably one of my favorite uncles.
He's passed away. It was his brother, but now I'm
cool with his his his his son and daughter. So
it's like, yeah, you kinda do it for the family,
But I don't know. I've seen him a couple of times,
but I'm like, ah, that's a funeral. I'm gonna go.
I'm actually one of the pall bearers. I get to
be a part of all that at the very end.
I haven't seen the guy, but you get the pall bear. Yeah,

(45:17):
I don't know what that is. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
It's it's one of six. Yeah, sometimes they do it eight.
Sometimes we'll do three and three and then one on
each end.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I do want to do the thing where I'd let
go just to see if everybody else is gonna They
don't do it anymore.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
So I at least the majority of funerals they get
it's you're on wheels.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I've seen that before. I've been a part of both.
One we actually did have to handle it and where
they put it on a gurney and he just kind
of it was kind of like walking behind the thing.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
I was like a twelve year old kid, and they did.
Then we had to lift it lifted and I'm like,
for a twelve year old kid, that's heavy. Yeah, not
only is there a body in there, but you got
that coffin.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
That coffin's big. I find out my uncle's dead, and again,
you know, it's bare uncle. I feel bad for the family.
I'm like, yeah, I'm so sorry you lost your father.
But in my mind, I'm like, I'm looking forward to
it now. I got I'm gonna see all the family,
all the all my aunts and uncles are gonna come out,
the cousins will be there. Then there's a lunch afterwards.
I gotta say I probably buried about four four guys

(46:15):
from uh from the old neighborhood because of drugs, overdose, man,
just bad dudes whatever. He you know, they got caught
up in it. They're dead. I feel terrible that they're dead,
and they're for their families. But I'm looking at it.
It's a it's a lot like it's a little while
since I've seen all my boys together, and they all
seem to get to the funeral. I'm looking forward to
today now. Of course, someone lost their father. You're gonna

(46:36):
shicking court on blue. Yeah, it's a nice Italian spot.
I already looked at the menu.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
I was like, yeah, but the menu, Yeah, yeah, but
they're not gonna let you order off the menu, you're
gonna get the funeral special.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
It ends at a vast so I assume there's gotta
be a chicken parm. That's all.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Gonna give me some chicken. Gonna get a chicken court
on blue. You're gonna get a fish option, maybe a
chicken parm. Give me a chicken parm. Can't mess that up.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And maybe the kid chicken fingers. So on that note,
I gotta get the hell up out of here, squeeze
my ass into a suit and head to the funeral.
And now do you know we went to a funeral,
not that not that long ago. Do you go? Jeans? Yeah,
jeans and a button down shirt and a sports coat. Okay, yeah,
no man, I'm gonna go there all right. I know
you don't want especially for your fake uncle. I know,

(47:17):
I know my uncle.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
He would appreciate the fake suit. Everybody for the fake uncle.
I don't know what's fake anymore. You're wearing a fake
suit at your fake uncle's funeral.

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