FRIDAY 3-28-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Darnsley, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Man? What's happening? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
A big shout out to Villa RAFII right over in Absecon.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
We were there yesterday for the kick off, the opening
day for the fills.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Big win for the fills, by the way, extra innings
and yeah, good people over there, man. So later in
the show, I'll give some shout outs. People are big
fans of a shout out any day, okay, Yeah, so
you know we'll have shout out Tuesdays, maybe shout out Thursdays.
They kept coming up to me and saying, Yo, Leo,
can we get a shout out? John John Smith? So

(01:18):
I have a bunch of pictures on my phone of
the businesses because they all had the t shirts of
the business they work for. Yeah, I took pictures and
we'll do shoutouts coming up in just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Just what the.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Talkbacks for people you can shout at any time. Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We have see we have a guy who was friend
of the show and he was there yesterday at Villa Rafichi. Dude,
cool spot, man, it's got like a little sports bar,
ton of TVs. Bartenders are awesome, they're hot, and then
this great restaurant right like right attached to it. So
it's it's really a cool spot and apseekin. But a
friend of the show is there, and he's there at

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the bar as loud as can be doing talkbacks, which
if you don't know what the talkback is, you go
to this the Excel app at iHeart Radio. Right, I
go to iHeart Radio the search ws XL. You see
a red microphone button you can send us a message.
He's doing it at the bar.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Is that.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I did get a talk back from him.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, he's He said, you probably wouldn't play it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, it has something to do with my kid, but no,
they all fly here. Listen. I wasn't problem with it.
He wasn't sure. He's like, yo yo, yo, yo yo.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Listen to what I just saidocho, oh I go I
heard from across the bar.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
No, I got hold on here it is yeah, here's
here's five seconds. I think kidnapping my kid. Hold on, yeah,
well yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, Jojo, you better get home. Man. I heard Ice
just picked up your youngest son.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, because he's he's got a little Hispanic in him.
Her mom is from Neckaragua. Even worse, he was making
claims that you're not the father.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, that's making claims that you're not Maybe the landscapers
the father.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Listen, I have questions. Kid looks nothing like me. Good
look kid, very uh, very handsome. Yeah, and his skin's
a tan color. Yeah yeah, everybody, dude, he's at the
bar yelling that across the bar, everybody. Friday, let's wrap
up this work week. It's fund as the EXL Workforce
Employee of the.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Day we got.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I believe it's the last of March, right, Yeah, it's
the last one we'll do in March. Ocean in Atlantic
City will hook you up with one hundred bucks to
Ocean in Atlantic City, will do that.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Coming up just a little.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Bit, lunch point seven Z the Excel Self Church is
rock station z XL Morning Show dooring line. I can
go all right it and we'll do it line and
things sucks.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm Scotty, good morning or some news for yous on
a big old Friday. Dude, it's gonna get up to
like eighty degrees tomorrow. It's gonna beautiful, Yeah, surets off Man.
The Trump administration plans to shrink the workforce to the
Department of Health and Human Services by nearly a quarter,
announced yesterday. Managers and several health agencies are now figuring
out details on how to organized and how that will

(04:02):
impact their work.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Who has a problem with this? People, unless you've work
there and you're one of the quarter, I get it.
I have no problem with anything they're doing.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Trump officials in multiple parts of the departments have said
that they are aiming to implement much of the changes
very quickly, even in ten days.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the worst kept secret, though, But if you have
a government job, you're never gonna get fired and you
might not work as much.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You don't do anything.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, uh, you might want to reconsider traveling to this
popular Caribbean island.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I love these.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
A travel advisory, a level three travel advisory is going
out too.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm gonna say, because I just got a time share there.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yemen, Trinidad, and Tobago could even point on the map
where it is. They said, reconsider travel due to crime,
terrorism and kidnapping risks. There's a state of emergency in
Trinidad and Tobago.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
This is why.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
And I tell my wife, and we've gone back and forth,
I am never going to bring my kids to Mexico.
First of all, when I go to Mexico or out
of the country, I'm gonna enjoy myself. I'm gonna drink,
I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna have sex with my wife.
I don't need my kids anywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
And I have to worry. You got kids getting kidnapped.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
We got married in Mexico and brought the kids and uh,
they had a blast. But you know, once again, you
do have to keep an eye out, like you got
to keep.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Your head on a swivel because they are children at
an all inclusive resorts.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, my kids look a lot like them.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Coles will close twenty seven underperforming stores starting this Saturday,
is part of a restructuring effort.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
The store closures were first made.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Public back in January, but now it's real and the
only store we're keeping our local coals down here. East
winds are up in North Jersey. That one's closing up
shop starting tomorrow. We have one in Turnsville. It's actually
a hipper shop.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Man. I like it as I.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Get older, places like boscons and coals. Yeah, don't sleep
on those places. And you always leave with like some
type of coupon first. I think it's like your next one. Yeah,
the cold yeah coldboh are no joke.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I got bought a pair of shorts and years here's
a thousand cold Bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yell, give you one hundred cold bucks if you give
me seventy five Boscot Bucks.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
And bet bathroom beyond those coupons too.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Not anymore, they all close up shop. Dude, you're showing
your age. Maybe they're giving away too much at these places. Then, dude,
those bed bath and beyond things would come every day
in the mail and I would have one hundred sitting
on the counter and we'd still never go.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
If you forgot it at home, you could bring it
back bad and your receipt next time and they would
just they would honor it. Uh, that's news. What about sports?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Six Ers heat tomorrow, Flyers beat the Canadian sixty four
Flyers Sabers tomorrow, Phil's beat the Nationals yesterday to kick
off the season seven three extra innings. They are off today.
March Madness will continue the sweet sixteen seven h nine
tip off tonight. And uh, Flyers they fired their coach
John torduol Wow with nine games left in the season.

(06:50):
He's already been fired once from them. Oh, and then
we brought him back, and then we brought him back.
So he's been fired now a second time.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
This might been a third time. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So Yeah, it's an Italian guy on Twitter to rally.
Uh he's gone. So the Flyers are in need of
a coach.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
There you go. That's news that sports.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Hey, sunny today, Hype to sixty four clouds tonight, over
at a fifty three tomorrow for your Saturday warming up.
Sunny Hip to seventy seven, about to forty five outside
right now. One hundred point seven ZXL South Churches Rock
Station ZXL Morning Show, Lunch point seven XL Rock Station

(07:29):
DXL Morn Show. Had a pleasant experience yesterday. As I
climbed up the trash meter, I had to get a
second tooth extracted from my mouth.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I don't know, I think you have two teeth. I
now have two teeth missing.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
We were over at Villa Rafichi uh in Absecon, and
you were the talk of the town. Yeah, because a
couple ladies from a a dental office who listened to
the show came in and she said, which one's got
the jacked up teeth? Yeah, that's me, And I said
that's Jojo, and I go, I believe he's actually in
the chair.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Has we're speaking. I sent you a picture.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I forget her name, very beautiful young lady came over
and wished you well and said she wished you would
have talked to her because they could have probably done
it without pulling the tooth.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So I finally get to the oral surgeon. That's why
I couldn't go yesterday. I finally got disappointment three weeks later.
But you were a surgent.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You were missed at Villa Rafichi for Philly's opening door.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now going in, I'm like okay, and like my dentists like, hey,
did you think about a replacement? Like it's all the
way in the back, you can't really see it. I'm
not worried about it. Oh, by the way, how much
six grand of you? Ah?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Not doing that? So I go yes to I think, Okay,
this guy's gonna try.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And upsell me to go ahead and get this bone
put in there and put a new chick in hit.
I want you to take it out of my mouth
and be done. It's all I wanted it out. Now
you showed me the tooth. Should it be lit up
like that? Or is that bad?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Show? Are?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was the infection at the body. It was all
root canal, is what it was. So I want to
get this.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Thing out of my body because it was an old
root canal going bad.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Right.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, the tooth cracked. I'm dealing with that food. Stay,
it's all.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
The whole thing is awful. So I go sit down. So, yeah,
it looks all lit up, which I think is bad.
It shouldn't be like that. The people are all pleasant, right,
you're talking about the white one is the bad one?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
See that's all uh that is right there.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's an old root canal that they put stuff in
there to like, I don't know, they fill it with something.
So whenever I got to take it out, I'm sitting
in the chair.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It's pretty all.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
There was a guy in the other room who's he's
getting some type of I guess he's getting nitrous oxides,
so trying to do that, but his blood pressures rises
so much, I don't think they could go through.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
A lot of people get freaked out because blood.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Pressure is not going down. I'm like, this guy's gonna
explode right here in the chair. A lot of people
get freaked out with the mask on their face. Well,
we start to have anxiety. My blood pressure when they
told me they're gonna go through with it was high.
But when after they put the numbing thing in there,
with the need on all that, you know, it went
down to like, you gotta be careful man, because my
mom's on blood thinners and you know, dealing with her.

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I got to take her to all those appointments.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah and uh and I got it like a week
ahead of time, adjust all or meds and stuff because yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
She'll bleed out on the chair.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So I sit down. Guy was nice, came in there,
young guy. We're just trying kind of chat and I'm like, bro,
how cool is it ripping a tooth out? He's like
it is pretty cool. He's like, I'll be honest, I
do enjoy it. They let me stay in the room.
My little guy had to get a tooth pulled. You
see him pull it out, dude, like like.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Little shop of hors.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I believe it's Steve Martin plays the crazy dentist right.
The dentist is on the chair like like literally almost
standing above my little guy with four steps pulling the
tooth out of his mouth.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
It was crazy to watch.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm asking this guy all kinds of questions, like how
much force does it take to pull out? How does
it come out? You have to wiggle it, you just
pull the thing out. He's like, you know what. He's like,
it is pretty cool coming out and I could feel it.
So I finally get the I get this too, So
I get in there. I'm like he's like, uh so,
what do you think you think about a replacement?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'm like nope.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
He's like, okay, fine pull it. He's like, okay, fine.
I'm like, that's it. I don't want to hear you
could use this your Yeah, I don't want to hear anything.
You don't have to put anything back in there. I said,
if it was in the front, I probably get a
gold one.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah. They all laughed. That was it.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
That was the on the phone with you, I said,
get a piece of fishing wire and doorknob and that's
and then you just do it that way with.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
My joke too.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
He's like, hey, how you doing. I was like, ah, man,
crack two. That was gonna take it myself, but I
figured I'd come here and chuckle out of it.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Have you ever did you get your wisar teeth out?

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah? So he put me under for that. Now the
sleep woke up. We're all yanked out.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I made the mistake of asking the doctor how it
goes down, and mine were impacted. They cut man, Okay, dude,
So he's like, cause mine were impacted. That means they
were kind of stuck in there a little bit more
than normal. Yeah, he said, you take an ice pick,
and literally he said, he gave instruction, showed me the instrument,
like you showed me the in He goes it looked

(11:46):
like an ice pick.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
He called it the ice pick.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
And then they take a little hammer and they put
it in the middle of the tooth and whack it
to cut it in the four pieces, and then he
extracts each piece. Dude, I'm like okay. I'm like, yeah,
you can't give me this gas quick enough. I need
to get under real quick. Yes, I only I can't.
Like it was freaking me out what he was showing me.
And dude, I was beat up after I got my

(12:08):
wizard feet. Well, there's a lot of jerkin in there.
Like he comes, he puts the again. You got the
three pinches, you put the little needle in there. He's
jamming in there. So once that goes numb, now I
can feel everything. I'm like, yeah, my head's moving back
and forth. He's like, he's like, put some pressure on
the bottom of his chin. I'm like, his foot's almost
up on my thigh to pull this thing out. I'll
tell you, I would almost rather I was awake from

(12:30):
my vasectomy. I would almost rather do my vasectomy again
to have dental work done.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I hate anything, man, I hate all the night. Did
dental work sucks?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah? Hey, man, I got one hundred bucks to ocean
you want to six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven six zero nine six seven seven one
hundred and seven six zero nine, six seven seven, one
hundred and seven one hundred bucks to ocean in Atlantic City.
Ocean in Atlantic City. I got a hundred bucks for you.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven.
We get back. How about some rockets, Joe, Joe and
Scotti rock news. Here's some rock news for you.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Kiss has confirmed that they will perform We talked about
this all week really live together for the first time
in nearly two years since the retirement at the Kiss
Army Storms Vegas event this November. The three day convention
will take place November fourteenth through the sixteenth that Virgin
Hotels in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Wait, this is where they're sitting at the table and
you take pictures with them too.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I hope. So the whole convention thing.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
It'll be highlighted by the band's press release labels a
quote a live unmasked performance by Kisses. What they're promoting
this is explained in further detail. Has an electric set
featuring Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons and other special guests. Interesting

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not the guys pretending to be Ace and Heater?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Did Ason Peter come back for this? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
How crazy that now? That would be something that would
ignite people. It would that would actually get some ticket sales.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
The event celebrates the fiftieth anniversary of the formation of
the Kiss Army, the fan club and the thirtieth anniversary
of the first Kiss Fan Convention. Former Kiss guitarist Koolik
will also perform at the three day convention, which will
also feature sets from Kiss tribute bands Q and A,
sessions with the band members, interactive activities, and other exclusive experiences.

(14:32):
So interesting that it's not I forget the guy's names.
The other guys who pretend to be the guys in Kiss,
they're not.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
They're not in the press rooms right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Paramore they have a very attractive, talented lead singer named
Haley Williams.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
She also did that song with that rapper like Airplanes and.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Oh Bob Bob Bob Bob, Yeah, that was the one
hit he had. Hailey Williams is now opening up about
her struggle with.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
This is Haley Williams from.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Paramore addiction acne acne on her face. She was being
interviewed and talked about over thirty six years of being alive.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
She said she's dealt with acne like to this day still.
I guess where as a kid like, I don't know
my face is all.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
In three she talked about her insecurity about her skin.
She said, all all through my teenage years, it was fine.
I'd even go on camera without makeup. But then I
went to Japan and started to fall in love with makeup,
and two years later my skin reacted to that. I
started to have random breakouts and it made me realize
that my body was telling me something.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh my god, was she able to pull through?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Sure, I mean, don't you just get some oxy? Right?
Remember the pads? You would get the pads on your skin?
Clear self pad, dude, I don't.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
It shocks me to this day when we see kids
with acne, acne and banged up teeth and speech impediments,
all fixable, all fixable if you start at an early
enough age, it's all fixable. And like when I see
a kid who is late teenage years and have batman
that they have bad acne, I go, there is medication

(16:18):
now that can blow that up. Like you, it sucks.
I was on accutane. But you take accutane. It tells
you not to touch pregnant women because he will kill
the baby. Yeah, don't tell you, no, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
That's all in the bottle, right, But.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
It gets rid of the acne, a speech impediment. Go
to a speech therapist at a very young age and
and uh, teeth. Yeah, dude, teeth, it's you get as
long as you start young.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
You can fix your teeth now.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Defensive getting a payment plan you can pay like eighty
dollars a month.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Please, man, I'm with all these government handouts. I'm sure
you can find sum Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh, I know you were a fan of Vixen back
in the day. Joe Vixen was an all female heavy
metal band.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
For the tattoo on my neck that says Vixen.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, are you a fan of the current version of Vixen,
which is now called fem Fatale.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's it's like the who I'm a bigger Keith No,
I'm post Keith.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Will you like after Keith Die?

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Kenny Jones, Yeah, I like the I'm a Kenny Wanny Jones.
You better you bet Years that's the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Who's the drummer there, that's Kenny Jones. I'm a Kenny
Jones guy. Same thing with Vixen.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, Like, Vixen had a lead singer named Lorraine Lewis,
and now she's in a band called fem Fatale.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
She's sixty six years old, and what does she have?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Jojo?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I am breast cancer? Only fans.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Oh god, she said, I'm sixty six years old. I
believe in living life to the fullest. I don't think
that once you grow. It's almost like people think that
you're supposed to die after forty five, and so I
just feel like I just want to explore it be bad.
Let the fans have a chance to get to know
me on a more intimate level, if you will request

(17:58):
certain things book bottom line. I put out two really
sexy videos. I was crawling on the floor. I sang
a song all this is sixty six and her only
this is sixty six. She said, back in the day,
in the eighties, if there was an only Fans, I
would have definitely been on it.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
So she said, I'm sixty six years old. I could
do whatever the f I want to do. So there
you go.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
If you were a fan of Vixen back in the day,
Lorraine Lewis of Vixen is sixty six and she is
on OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
You were hot back then. It's like the Cherry Pie Girl.
Do I want to see the cherry Pie Girl from
Warrant Now? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
She said that she has nineteen twenty twenty two year
old twenty five year old, twenty nine thirty year old
girls across the board that love her and think that
she is a role model, and guys that love her.
I don't know any nineteen year olds other than as
a goof are looking at a sixty sies like is she.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Crawling on the floor sexy? Or is she falling down?
I can't get out here.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
She's trying to get over to the CAFs. The poor
stuff's got the light alert button. Yeah, we think it's
hot like you. No, she's flantnering, the flattering around like.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Like the videos are her putting the handles on a
shower so she can get in there.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
You go. Some rock news for you spring Fest and
Ego dayser.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It is the morning show a bunch of point sevens
the XL saut Ury Rock station, or and on the
iHeartRadio app. Just go to the iHeart Radio app store,
download the app. Put in WZXL will come up really
easy to do. Shout out, Shout out Friday, Friday, Shout
out Friday, Shout out Friday.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
It doesn't matter what day it is. We can make
it shout out any day of the week. Down that
the Herban station they call it the roll call roll call. Yeah,
we can't use it.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I gotta say a big shout out.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
First shout out of shout out Friday, Villa Rafichi and Absecon.
We were there for the Phillies opening day yesterday. Great spot.
I wish I I got their names. Two smoking hot bartenders.
Was it Jim let's call him Marcia and Jam So
it was Marsha and Jan the hot bartenders.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
They were awesome. It was. It was an all nice
crowd out there. Great food.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
So if you're out in Ebsec and Villa Raffichi, cool spot,
great little bar area to watch a game too, a
ton of TVs. So shout out Phila Rafichi. Okay, that
was the first shout out. Then people started coming up
to me saying, yo, hey man, thanks for coming out.
Can you give a shout out? I know you guys
give shout outs on the show. Shoutouts are very popular.

(20:35):
Can you shout out my company? And I was like, yeah,
why not.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Now I'm standing next to one of our sales girls
and she's like, no, don't shout out anything.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Why don't you buy an advertising package?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
So I go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on,
shut out and so here's the one guy. He has
a landscaping company, you know, maybe knocked off early yesterday
this decided he wanted to watch some Philly baseball. Marone
Landscaping and lawn sprinklers.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Man, I've been using these guys for fifty years, sir,
you know Moron.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, So if you're an absecon, give them a call
if you need lawn sprinklers or landscaping. Six zero nine
six four six that's Morone lawn sprinkler system.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I've been using Malone forever. Marone, I mean Moron.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, guys came out. They actually they blew my sprinklers
out last year and the guy did an amazing job.
All the waters just came right out of the sprinkler heads.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Great.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
After you're done getting your sprinklers done by Moron, right,
you're having a party at your house because your lawn
looks so great.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
What do you need? Chips?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Right? Everyone loves potato chips. Big shout out to Tom
from Hers. Tom came out. Tom came out from Hers.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
I believe Tom even won Lantic City Beer Music Fest
tickets from us. He's like, you give a shout out
to hers. I deliver her chips and I said, hey, man,
no problem, shout out Friday.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Ye Tom delivering Hers chips listens to us every morning,
So shout out to Tom and Hers chips. Uh was
the Hers big play of the day. Was there a
Hers big play of the day? I guess that was
Bryce Harper home run.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That was was the Hers big play of the day.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Uh so, Uh?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
You had the shirt on with the Hers logo. Yes,
did right, Yes, I'm showing here right now. Yes, And
it was the wind breaker. It was the Hers wind breaker.
Couldn't have been a nicer guy. There was a lovely
lady from a dental office. I forget the name of
the dental office. She could have pulled my tooth right
there if I knew she was going said that.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
She said, who has the jacked up tooth? And I
was like, he's not here right now.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I would have showed her. And uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
The entire crew over at Villa Rafichi, Uh, they were awesome.
If you're an absecon, uh give him a try. Great food,
awesome drink specials throughout the week two and a great
place to watch a Phillies game or any sporting event.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
They have a really cool bar. So what did you do?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Just turn down drinks all day? Because I'm sure they
wanted to buy you drinks. It was tough man, two
diet cokes. That's all I had. That's all I had.
And then yeah, people kept trying to push booze on me.
I was talking to one guy knocking back Jamison and Gingers.
That's my man right there, right and in plane classes
he must work four tens.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
That was this Friday. So yeah, a bunch of people
offer drinks. I appreciate it. Maybe in about a week
I'll be able to join you knocking back some booze.
But yeah, man, two diet cokes.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
That was it. Even the bartender was like you don't
want to drink it. I was like nah, yeah. I
was like, man, I'm.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Doing this one, doing this one sober man. Look we
get back man for seven.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
XL South Jerseys rock station ZXL Morning Show. I've got
some talkbacks I need to get out before we wrap.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
This up for the week. Great feature.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Right, you go to the iHeartRadio app, you search WZXL
red microphone button, hit it, send us a message.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
We'll play it.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
This is a this is a dumb dad thing. I'm
gonna do. But my kid has a couple jokes. He
had one joke. We'll take jokes.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
There was one joke, man, and he nailed it and
it reminded me of you. But here here's a couple
of jokes from my son.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Is it is it?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
The one about what's worse than the thing with your
grandmother going you.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Can't say that you can? Well, no it's not, it's
not and then hitting your head on the casket.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
This one has to do with like, yeah, predator, you can't.
That's not that's where that's for podcasting. It's kind of
like a child predator type thing. But uh yeah, boy, okay,
So I got three of them before we get to
that one I got. Here's a couple of jokes from
my kid.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hey, ladies, you must be from Tennessee because he's the
only can I see get a good one? That's an
old school That is a great one. I bet I
haven't heard that one before.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, why was the chicken so funny?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
The car?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I get it, he was doing the boss, Yeah, I
get it, I get it. Yeah, I think the Tennessee
one's a little stronger. Yeah, yeah, that one I was
put in the middle of the act. Maybe Tennessee's your closer.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Here's the one that reminded me of you. Okay, hey, Scotty,
what's the kidnappers favorite shoes?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You know what a kidnapper's favorite shoes are, Scotty, Come on,
we're talking about all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Mine.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
No, that would be a great finish of that joke
where the kid says, hey, Scotti, what's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
And then he takes a little pause and.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Goes mine, insinuating that he is the kidnap. He's getting kidnapped.
What is I don't know. I don't know why he's
saying my name to begin the joke. White vance, white van.
A white van is what a kidnapper is.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
The kid course, we talk about it all the time.
You talk about riding around in your white man at
school yard.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
We're gonna send him the ac jokes. Tighten those jokes
up a little bit, but he'll be on stage in
no time.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I had to coach him a little bit. I said, listen,
tell the joke, I said, and wait, I'll point to
you because you need that comedic timing.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You can't just go the pause all right, this is
talking about your wife boxing wife boxing.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Okay, yes, yes, hey Scotty, you gotta take more care
of your wife. She's down there by k make cornouse.
She tells you she's out there working out boxing. She
comes home all hot, all right, shade old hot hied
from boxing. She go out there looking for d down
at wah Wall, down there by the old fucking brigade. Man,
she comes home, you're sleeping, She needs some D she

(26:26):
needs a drink to relax, and you're passed out on
on the couch. Man, you gotta take care of that woman.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Now, come on, bro, that's his wife.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And when he says D, what does he mean? Jojo?
She's looking for d desserts, let's say, looking for a
hard workout.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
She's looking for a dessert and I'm passed out on
the couch. When she gets out, she boxed. I think
about that once she boxes, like, there's gonna be a
guy in shape and he could.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Knock me out right, And yeah, because you're kind of
pushing her into a room full of guys in great shape.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Now, luckily, there's a lot of ladies. It's a lot.
It's a it's uh, there's a lot of ladies in
her boxing classes.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
But she is.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
You're right, she is now he said, she's looking for
the d at wah wah.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I don't know why she would be looking for the
d at wawa, but okay, and you know I get it. Sure,
I'll have a talk with her this weekend.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
So yeah, Jojo was talking about a trampoline the other
day and I was totally confused.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I thought it was a weight loss program for his mom. Okay,
are your mom? She's not heavy. She's not heavy. Actually
I saw at the funeral this week. I was like,
my mom's actually not in pretty bad. She's not. You
didn't take your mound in the funeral. You just saw her.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
We we we picked her up and drove.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
But I'm looking at him, like, how's this woman not
died yet? She's not. She's not overweight.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, it's just she could tell from the smoke and
how the oxygen has been sucked out of her skin.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
As kid that. I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
There's some people that kind of they get like mummafied
like that. Yeah, they get it's called pickled. Maybe she'll
lasts longer than I thought. But I'm like, I'm at
the funeral, I'm like, Jesus. Uncle Clayton was like, how's
my mom?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Outlived?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Uncle Clayton, Uncle Clayton, how old was Uncle klayt Ah,
he's eighty something, and what's your mom?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Seventy? Okay, I figured this out.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
She's going to be seventy. God, she's definitely. I think
she's gonna be seventy two or seventy one. So that
so that's still considered young. Yeah, that's all I got.
Let's talk back.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
But Uncle Melton was in his eighties. Clayton Man, Uncle
Klayan Clayton. Uncle Clayton was a rest in peace uncle.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
They jump on the iHeartRadio app, leave us talk back.
We love them, love to play them, We really do.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
It's the iHeart app search w zx L, hit the
red microphone button, send us a message.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
We get back.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Oh love trash anything, thirty gy, anything, racket rock, roughing, love.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Frash congrants to Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, even
though they're not together anymore, they welcome the birth of
their fourth child, or her fourth. I believe it's the
first with Machine Gun Kelly. They split up last year
She has three other children with the heart throb from
Beverly Hills nine O two one Oh, Brian Austin Green.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
You know David Silver, Remember he had the peach pit
after Dark?

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Did she?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
How did she fall from grace the way she did?
She was hot on the Transformers, but she turned out the.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Her love.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
It's funny you say that. I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Let's go down memory lane. So she was in Transformers
and they were about to do Transformers three dude.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
She was hot, man, damn man.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
So the guy, I forget his name who does all
the Transformers movies today, Michael Bay one of those guys.
He did Armageddon, all those big blow up movies Bad Boys.
She went on some publicity tour bashing them, saying that,
like he put me in movies. I think she was
in the original Bad Boys or something like when she
was like sixteen and he's like, I was sixteen and

(30:01):
he had me in like a bikini and like what
she was like bashing him, saying that she was only
using her for her looks. So he turns around and goes, yep,
you're right, and replaces her with a model who never
acted before, and.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
That's the blonde girl in Transformers three, she's awful.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
You could actress man to prove a point. No one's
watching Transformers for you, right, not for the acting. And dude,
her career tanked after that. So then she finally groveled
a little bit and apologized for bashing him in the press.
He threw her bone and let her go be part
of He played the news reporter in the reboot of The.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yes, yeah, and I kind of put her back on
the mat, but she never really came back as hot
as she was during those first two Transformers.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Now she has four kids. She has four kids with
David Silver from and the ones I'm gonna know his dad,
machine Gun Kine.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
They're not even together and he's like, I think he's
circling to drain a little bit. Wendy Williams has received
permission to hire new lawyers. She's trying to fight for
her freedom. She's in a guardianship right now, and she's
fighting saying that she's ready to go out and live
on her own.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
She doesn't need a guardianship.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Katy Perry and Oprah's best friend Gail King have announced
a date that they're going to fly in the space.
The all female crew, which will include Laurence Sanchez who's
the fiance of Jeff Bezos, aerospace engineer Aisha Bowie, and
civil rights activist Amanda NuGen, along with Katy Perry and
Gail King, will head up April fourteen in the Blue

(31:40):
Origin up into space.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
How they're getting there?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
This is a.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
This is Bezos, right, this is Bezos's company? Is it
or Virgin?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
It's not Elon. It's the one that looks like a
big penis Oh, perfect for these They called the Blue Origin.
They sent celebrities up there before. I think Captain Kirk
went up there in this Blue Origin thing.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
So do you sit in the shaft or the balls?
The tips, the mushroom head? Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
The tip? Yeah? Wow, just the tip?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Star of mad Men, Elizabeth Moss, right, I think that's
who's the start Madman. She was the kind of the
secretary in Madman.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
She is a new mom. Congrats to Elizabeth Moss. I
think that's her.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Chris Hemsworth, he's a thor. He said, why is he
regretting this? Let's dive into this. He's regretting taking a
selfie with Billy Eilish. Chris Hemsworth said he has regret
overtaking a selfie with Billy Eilish at the OSCARS. I

(32:44):
guess he was forced into doing it for his kids.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh okay, well, okay, there's nothing wrong there. Then they
want a kid. He went to your dad, take a
picture with Billy Eilish. Turns out King Charles, he's not
princeed anymore. He's King.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
He was briefly hospitalized over cancer treatment side effect, So
get well to King Charles.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
We'll wrap it up here with some trash. I know
you are a big Jake and Logan Paul fan Jojo.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
These guys just keep making money. Man, got to give
them credit. How I mean, how they make their money
I don't get. But they are just in So it
seems that they're kind of logging year to year. What
they made just in twenty seventeen, Now, that was almost
ten years ago. Eight years ago at this point.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
They made off YouTube below Jake and Logan Paul fifty
million bucks.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
That was eight years ago.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
So consider what they've made on top of that since
twenty seventeen. Dude YouTube especially, they were one of the
originators of doing that stupid stuff on YouTube. They was
it backyard fighting or stupid stuff. They'd fill a pool
up with skittles or something and jump in and kids
liked it. And then they grew up and they started

(33:54):
getting porn stars on and then one got in the wrestling,
the other ones Boxer.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
The original Mister Beasts they.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Started with mister like that. They all kind of came
up together. They all would hang out at the YouTube clubs.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Hey go the trash on. What's up buddy?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
How are you man?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You're gonna be the ZX? What's that?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Got some carvell?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Got some carvel?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
This is our carvel guy, ice man, the car ice
cream cakes? Where are we headed?

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Where are we headed to? What the caravel ice cream cakes?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I mean that what shop rights in? Shop right? That's
right by you, Jojo, shop right? And six? So how
long is from from when.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
You leave the warehouse? You gotta get that delivered before
it melts? Where you in an ice cream truck or something?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
This is not too bad, but you get to like June,
July and August.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You got a hustle, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
We used to do the counteract that we would put
dry ice in our ice trucks. Okay, didn't really do
anything at all. There would be He's right, man, the
middle of summer, on a hot day, near the end
of the day, carry I would be carrying in bags
of water.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It wasn't even ice anymore, it was just water. What
happened to your advertising because you don't hear about it anymore. Man.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
The commercials were everywherewhere. It was that iranchise are going.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
We always talk about it with him the whale, right,
what was it, Willie the whale? Fudgie the whale?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, yes, yeah, dude, that was it.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You you had a carvel basking Robbins. They're not They're
just not around anymore. I know this guy gave me
a Happy Birthday cake and I never ate it, but
I ended up giving it to my neighbor at Christmas
time as and I put Jesus on their Happy Birthday Jesus,
and I gave it to him then joyce perfect.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, that's what he wants. He just wants someone to
enjoy it. Dude. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
He's dropped cakes off before our staff is enjoying them.
I've taken them home. Uh, this is this guy is
stand up and for being a stand up guy, one
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
The ocean is yours you guys, Are I appreciate my man?
Are you stay on hold? We're gonna get all your info, right, thanks, guys,
got it, man?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, shout out to everybody out there delivering stuff. You know,
we go to the store, we just see the shells
are already stocked. Well, somebody does that. It's like this
guy here is stocking carbell or.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Ice cream cakes.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
You make sure they're on the shelves for you. Well
they got to be cold shells because it's ice cream cake,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, sure does. Yeah, so we love it.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Man, he drops them off here, dude, the staff goes
nuts when he drops off those cakes.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, I see.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
We were at a kid's party and they had like
an ice cream cake and I think it was a mess. Well,
it's the thing.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
It melts eventually. You got the one year old in
the chair and everyone's like looking around. They're taking the
picture of him smashing the cake in his face. I'm like,
it's cake and it's ice cream. It's like now it's
dripping off his face. A uh so my oldest daughter, right,
she's got her a little guy. She has a birthday
party for him. I think it was his first birthday,
may have been a second. It was a birthday cake.
It was a Harry Potter theme party. Kit has no

(36:47):
idea what's going on. She throws, she likes Harry Potter,
so she has a Harry Potter theme party.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, I get it, you dude. It's like one hundred
dollars cake.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
It's like a Harry Potter castle or wherever he lives,
I don't know, broomstick, whatever he does. Right, So they
bring the cake out. Now it should be for everyone
to eat. It's one hundred dollars cake.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
They let him smash it. No, no, no, no, he's
supposed to smash a side cake. That cake for the guests.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I'm like, what do you do. You just spent all
this money on that cake, or I think we spent
all that money on the cake.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
What do you do with Yeah, you either give him
like a like a little cupcake or like a small
cake on the side that's not even the logo or
any particularly start that.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Tradition of the kids being able to rip through the cake.
It used to be clean up after yourself. That could
be a tasty cake you'd be fine with. He just
wants to smash somebody's stripping Harry Potter's eyeball out. Oh
my god, someone's like someone can't wait to dive into
the cake. And like now he's got his little handsle
over and all of a sudden he takes a big
chomp out of dumbled door.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
No, that's not okay at all. That's not okay.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
All of a sudden, he's looking for the ring and
the gollums that coming after him.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
And who cleans that up? Weren't you in a bowling
alley or something? Who was it was at our house?
Was at our apartment?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I think I had they come in. Well here's me.
I'm with the vacuums. People are still like trying to eat. Yeah,
I'm hitting him in the eat with the vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Get crumbs right off their cheeks. Look we get out,
we get back, We'll knock out some headlines. This report
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Speaker 1 (38:14):
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Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, go to the iHeartRadio app search w z XL.
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Speaker 1 (38:24):
Do it? Make us your number one preset too. Remember
back in the day, just do it, yeah, just do
it right, that was what Nike. Yeah it was Yeah,
just do it, just do it Number one preset. Just
hold smash your you know what. Finger blasts us on
the iHeartRadio app as hard as you possibly can. Finger
blast that button, that precept, but use your index finger.
Uh So all my life what all my adult life.

(38:49):
I have done a thing Jojo called Yo yo weight
where I put on a bunch of weight and take
off a bunch of weight. Put on a bunch of weight,
take on a bunch.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I'm a fat one on the show. Now I've noticed,
Well here's a problem.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I probably put on hundreds of pounds and taking it
off right, Like if I really did the math, it's
not good for you now. And I don't know if
you know this, Joe, Joe and don't And you know what,
you look great.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I just want to let you know. I think we
need more positivity on the show. You look great.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
So I'm dropping some weight since the first of the year.
Really kind of like, you know, took ownership of my health.
Maybe let's say we're curb drinking for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Really, watch my diet are you in a different section
of your closet.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Now, Okay, so this is where I'm at now, dropped
a bunch of weight, so I have right now, I
have three sections in my closet. I have really fat Scotty. Yeah,
and it's not that many things, but they're there.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Right.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Then I got middle of the Road Scotti, which if
I'm fat, I can kind of get into, but they
don't look good. Middle of the road is so then
there's middle of road. Then there's like, okay, this is
my goal Scotty. Right, So three sections. But here's where
I'm at right now.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
It's weird.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
It's a weird place. Really fat is out of the way.
I don't even look at real fat. But middle of
the road. Even my wife pointed it out is too big. Wow,
So you're almost like she's like I was wearing shorts
the other day and she goes, it looks like you're
a poor kid, like tying it with rope right like

(40:25):
around your way because the shorts are too big and
now you have a figure, you could get a nice
little more comforting shit have the goal Scottie. Where I'm
I'm pretty much at the gold Scotty right, but like
I'm like a I'm like a girl that's shy.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
I don't think I'm ready yet to unveil the goal
Scotti clothes. Right, Like, I'm talking about jeans I haven't
worn like ten years, skinny jeans. Skinny jeans. H not
skinny jeans Like skinny jeans guys were now like jeans
that were skinny when I thought jeans were cool. So
like I stuff, I've held on to you for years
saying I'm going to fit back in. Now I fit

(41:02):
back in it. So now I'm like, do I throw
away the real fat Scottie stuff? Or in the back
of my head, am I setting myself up for failure
by keeping it in the closet?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I would hold onto and I'll tell you why and listen.
I support you, right, but I when you start drinking,
I hope you get big again because I don't want
to be the biggest one on the show. Like you're
You're much skinnier than I am. But here's the problem
doing that, you go back to drinking and get big again.
The problem is I know it's not good for your
health of your marriage, but I love it. Yeah forty five, Yeah,
that's the reason I get this. I'm forty five. I

(41:37):
have a beautiful young wife right many years younger than me.
I have a beautiful family children, you know, and uh,
and I want to be around for another year or two.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I understand, Yeah, you know, another year, sure it would
be you know.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
I look, so I want to get healthy, right, So
I'm like, dude, I don't think I could put.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
On another forty pounds of me comfortable. Yeah you should,
and you certainly should. You shouldn't, I go. I don't
think how many of those do I have?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Like, we know a guy right now, he's on his
third time losing one hundred pounds and then putting it
back on again.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I know people's third time, So that's nine hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
There's people that are out eating these bands, and I
don't know the fact that they cut your stomach in half.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
And yeah, somehow you can out eat it. So I think.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
So, I don't think you're ever going to get to
the cause you feel pretty good now. I know you
stop drinking, You're gonna start drinking a little bit back into.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Fat fat Scott.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
That's gonna be the biggest issue is going back drinking.
And I think I'm just gonna have to keep it
till like a day maybe like have a day where
Scotty can get crazy, right. But I don't think I
could ever go back to the way I was drinking before,
which was called awesome and fun. I gotta I got
to getting old, dude, it sucks, man. You gotta, you know,
you gotta keep on top of things. I got a

(42:52):
goal shirt and I don't know what year I squeezed
into this shirt. I think it's a It might even
be like a medium or large, and I remember I
got it on the wild Wood boardwalk now in order
for me to get into nineteen eighty seven bro probably
probably early two thousands. It has a picture of OJ
on it and it says Honky serial killer. Okay, now
this thing is an awesome T shirt I would have

(43:14):
to get. I'm gonna say, two hundred pounds. I'm never
gonna I've never in my life i've seen two hundred pounds.
I think two eighteen was my best, and that might
have been like like ten years ago. I have one
shirt left that is it just isn't fitting that I
need to get into.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
That's my goal goal.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Like everything else fits and fits well, that's another thing.
Things can fit, ye, but they gotta I gotta fit
well into things, and this one doesn't fit well yet.
And that's my end goal because I don't get on
the scale scale suck man, because it throws you off.
It really throws you for a loop. I go by
belt Sizeah, so, dude, knock down four belt size. That's nice, man,
that's real, dude, it's real nice.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Right.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
It's not drinking, except I have one Miller light and
too of them are going to come back.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yes, that's right, but see, but at least you're down four,
so you can go back to and still be where
you want to go. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
What about hard liquor, Like, listen, I hate it because
if I drink hard liquor the way I drank beer, dude,
we'd have a major issue. And we've worked with people
where lives have been ruined because I forced drinks on them.
They I probably shouldn't have. One was a Long Island
iced tea. If you go hard liquor, man, you can
get to that happy place you like the show.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Everyone's like, but here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I don't get home and do one vodka shot after
the show at ten o'clock and then.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Do another one at to stop the shaking. Dude, you're great.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You're perfect until you pass out at eight knock knock
on some wood. I don't have to drink alcohol to survive.
I actually enjoy tasting the beer, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
So that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
People are like, go to a vodka and club or
something like that, you know, and I'm like, yeah, but
I don't need to drink just to drink.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Like I like to have a beer because I like
having a beer, bro man, grown up man.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
My buddy, his parents they had a case of Miller
or no course, light on their on their on their
countertop every day, every hour and constantly the aw they
were awesome, they were you.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
They just had a beer in their hand the entire time.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Man.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
They call it a garage drinker. I'm a garage drinker
on a Saturday. Man, there's nothing better, Frank the tank.
I'm just working on the red Dragon, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Like that's that's to me. There's nothing better to doing
yard work drinking in the garage.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's the fun.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I got stuff to do this weekend around the house.
I dread it now because I can't drink a beer with.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
It right now?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Why there aren't cup holders on lawnmowers, by the way,
And okay, they started, they're tempting me.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Now they started to put cup holders on shopping carts.
Why not? Why the hell?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I can't wait to take a tall boy off food shopping. Look,
we we get back. I would do a thing called
you think you.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Have in bed?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
You think you've got in bed.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I don't think we have it bad ethically that you
might look at this and go, should we do this?
But it looks like we're gonna start growing bodies to
harvest body parts. Scientists are now exploring the possibility of
growing body OIDs.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
These ethically sourced.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Bodies, they said would reduce animal testing, improve drug development,
and alleviate organ shortages. While some might find the concept disturbing,
medical professionals point out there are currently one hundred thousand
patients currently waiting for organ transplants in the US alone,
and out of the box thinking might be part of
the solution.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Look, man, I grew up in a My dad worked
in the factories for poultry and.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Pork and meat like those type.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Of factories sell them where he saw where scrapple comes from. Yes,
he knew the secrets, hot dogs, scrapple, all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
And he would talk about, you go to these chicken factories, right,
they're not even there's no heads, like they're just they're
just reproductive organs yep, that are just getting eggs out.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
And he goes there they don't have any.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
So like when you see like I know, your wife's
big in the free range like you see packaging and
says free range, she likes the chickens to have heads. Okay,
so all that is and this is crazy. To put
on free range on a package. You just have to
have the door open to where they keep the chickens
in case they want to stroll out with no heads.
Now they don't have they literally have no brain function. Yeah,

(47:15):
but you have the door open for a nice breeze
in case. Because you have the door open. Now I'm
not even making this up, then you can put free
range on the package.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Gotcha. Well there you are.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
In two thousand and five, when Michael Scott handed out
the Dundee Award to deserving employees at the office, they
did it at a Chili's. Well, now, there's never been
a chili's in Scranton, where the Office took place. They've
built the first Chilies and it will have an office
theme that's awesome. The decour will have a two thousand

(47:47):
and five vibe. The deep fried onion with cheese dipping
sauce will be on the menu just like the show.
And the new restaurant will be opening April seventh for
people who want to make the pilgrimage to Scranton to
go to the Office inspired Chilis.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
And people will. Man, I'll pretty funny if you only
up twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
If you called me up seven am on a Saturday
and said, hey, man, I got nothing to do, get
to my house in a half hour. Let's take the
two hour drive the scrant to go have lunch at
the office inspired Chilis.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'd be there in a second. Yeah, we've driven further
for dumber things. Yeah, to meet the principal from Back
to the Future. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Loyalty tests have become quite the thing on social media,
so much so the business minded people have turned it
into a business. Companies like loyalty test dot Com have
popped up getting those questions, oh does your wife do this?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
The questionnaires about relationships we uh, we took the yeah,
the love language test.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Sure, it's which one of those? Right?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Somebody obviously is uh, yeah, I want to be touched
all the time, touched and feed. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Where's though, it could be argued that if you feel
they need to even do this, maybe your relationship is
has some problems.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Those interested in the service simply log into the site
and then choose a loyalty package offered by the tester
of their choice. From there, the tester makes their move
on to the customer's significant other and chips fall where
they may. Most customers of the loyalty test are women,
and around twenty percent of those tests that end up
failing and causing the relationship to be over. If you're

(49:21):
ending a relationship because of a TikTok, maybe your relationship does.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Have an issue. Yeah, yeah, shocker. She likes to have
things done for her, like my wife will do that.
She's like, let's take this test.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I go.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I don't know what happened is goofy kids dancing on TikTok?
I don't want to take a test.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Oh I've taken it. There you go. Those people they
have at bet you not so much. Spring Fest and
ego days are here and loads right now.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
One hunch point seven ZXL. So after she's rock stations
ZXL more show, gotta give it to my eight year old.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Man.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
He tried covering for the twelve year olds, like like
a brother should do, like a little lie. Mom and
dad were the enemy. You guys are brothers. You gotta
stick together, man, thick and thin.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, that's where my kids break way too easy. So yesterday,
now I knew this going in. The kid, the twelve
year old didn't know that I knew it, but I did.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Yeah, because you know everything. That's why I tried to
explain to my children. We're the parents. We know everything.
I know everything before it happened.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
They're never not gonna tell dad, no matter how bad
it is. And then he's like, oh, don't tell dad.
She's like, I gotta tell dad. It's all part of
the group here, man, that's what we do.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Honesty. So my wife tells me until he lies. And
this is kind of this is kind of her fault too.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Is he missed the bus yesterday. Okay, so she had
to take him in, so she's driving. Actually, yeah, it's
like he missed the bus. I'm like this is why
somebody he has to start to be responsible, to show
we're on time.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
You get up, set it alarm. You gotta set an
alarm on your watch.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
No, at a seven forty five, I told her to
make your way downstairs and go to the bus stop.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
It was it was running rampant through my house. I
had to put it stop tough.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
It like it was like nineteen lates and I'm like,
he can't miss the bus, and if you missed, I
got to get into school on time.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Now is there a point I know you're mad at.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
The little guy, but is there also a part of
you that goes, hey, wife, you should be the backup plan.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Oh yeah, there's a safety that there and you that
gets him out the door. Oh, I've heard it on
the phone, Like is that how you want to leave
that way? I shake my head and I go it
shouldn't be this hard. No, shouldn't be this hard.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Like like, I don't know, get him out there a
little bit early. Well it's too early. It's never truly
ever too early. No, just the springtime. It's like he's
not going fine.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I used to love going to the bus stop early.
We throw the football around me and my buddies would
goof off. When I started liking girls, there was a
girl at the bus stop. You try and make some time.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
It's like, I, I don't know. I was responsible for myself.
I walked. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It was a twenty minute wark across the street, all
the way down the block, all the way to the
bus stop.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
And I really did. Never if you didn't there was
no cell phone to call your parents. Yes, screwed.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
And if I missed the bus, dude, my parents were
at work and every day he's done. And there were
days that the bus broke down or didn't come, and
I was I remember being on a pay phone at
a seven to eleven and being like, who do I call?
Like I got to call somebody because the bus never came.
There were dinner last night, and I know what's happened,
And I mention just something about I don't know somehow
came up about being on time.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Or I like, Y know what you know?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I was like, you know, in this family, we don't
miss the bus. In this family, that's not what we do.
Knowing except old now except he and I look up.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
You didn't know. He didn't know that you knew at this.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Now the eight year old he's looking at the twelve
year old. Twelve year old looking at the eight year old,
and the eight year old's like, I missed the bus today.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I'm like, now, I know, damn. Well, now now you're
lying to me.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
But you're lying to me to stick up for your brother,
which I appreciate all that, But I know you didn't
know it was the twelve year old.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
It was missing the bus. But did the eight year
old miss it? No, he just took the blame so
to make it easier, took.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
The blame off the twelve year old. Yeah, and I'm
all right, that's a good trait right there. Yeah, but
now I'm waiting for a twelve year old to own
up to it. But every now he's doing, Dad, he's
trying to come for me. I'm the one that did.
The twelve year old went down with the ship. I
liked that he didn't say a word. He didn't say
a word.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Did the wife apologize it all? Now she's just you know,
she's she's much staying out of it. Eat your salad. Yeah,
she's got her head down in the ship.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Anytime she could have said, you know, I was there
too and could have got him out out the front door.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
How about collectively, all of you were together as a team.
He got damn I watch man set the alarm. For
some it's it's chaos. Like I came home yesterday.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
It looked like the Tasmanian Devil went through my front
hallway pants socks, shoes.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
And I'm like, he must have been naked by the
time he got out the front door. I told her,
I said, just I don't know everyone together.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Make sure if I'm my wife, the last thing I
want to do is him the mister bus I'm looking for.
I'm like, dude, get all on that busn't get on
the bus. There's no reason to be the miss the
bus go because you're gonna take time out of my day.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
But that's the that's yes, And I gotta sit in
that stupid line for drop off. No one wants that. Yeah,
so the eight year old he got grounded for a
week for lying.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
The twelve year old, not no problem at all. Play
your video games, buddy, yep, yeah that playing. Everybody thanks
you calls this week are always welcome on the show.
Glad We're a part of it. Man, stay right there
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We'll you be happy.

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Where you smiling, Let's smile, keep on smiling. I'm no smile.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Rocking out, man, I know you guys are all my
love took Hey guys on my way to work, like.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah, warming up ship and I'm like, I'm a down here.

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We're rocking.

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Hey, thank you you got to the best you doing? Yeah,
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