Lunchbox calls a realtor and has a little fun trying to buy Jon Bon Jovi's NYC apartment! Plus, we discuss grown men taking baths and Eddie hangs out with a country superstar!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Committing a here we are again more than studio.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, we get a lot of emails. We do our
segment every single day, which we'll do in a minute,
where people mostly ask for advice, but we have a
different kind of email here now rating all the guys
on this show and their looks. Why. I don't know why,
Scuba Steve, what prompted her to write this? She doesn't
say why.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She just sent it to the mail bag, and I
felt like she's just a bold listener that wanted to
talk about the guys in the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, look, guys, you want to. I mean, I don't
mind it. Does Amy mind?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's the guys. I mean, if if every guy is
okay with it, if even one of you is, like
we do, I don't feel comfortable with it, then we
pull it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, guys, did she write Scuba, Bobby, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Ray?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, Ray, you go with it, you lunch I'm not
embarrassed be called a ten.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let's go, dude, go ahead. Do you want to start
from least two?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Most?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Just read it in the order she wrote it, and
just keep in mind, guys, like looks are relative, Like
everybody has you're looking at me. I don't, yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Know Bobby's gonna get feelings hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think I'm just like no, and I just think
in general, I don't like commenting on people's looks or bodies.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But go ahead, all right, So KP writes Bobby, you're
a solid eight point five and if you lose the glasses,
you're a nine.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
So if you don't, but you won't see if you
lose the glass exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You pick eight point five. Pretty solid though, that's about
two points higher than I think I am anything else
about me. That's it? Yeah, Okay, who's next? Eddie is next?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, Eddie, you're a seven, and he'd be even better.
If he wore his beanie hat, he'd be an eight.
He's hot.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Watch me tomorrow, were my beanie hat for the rest
of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You went snowboard? Ready? Next up? Lunchbox are up? Next?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Lunchbox is a five point five, but could six if
he's a bit nicer and less of an egomaniac.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I she's penalizing you for your attitude, though, I mean
that's fine.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean, here's the thing. Did she send a picture
of herself? I doubt it because I'll rate her, and
I bet she's not very good.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Stop it, okay? And and Ray is up last.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And Ray the guy next to me is an eight
point five stacked shoes. He's pretty much a nine.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
She bumped everybody up based on if you do this,
you will get.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
A half a point.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, she did talk about the ladies. You want me to
say that as well? Is anything nothing mean about the ladies?
Actually not mean? It's pretty nice. Go ahead. So Amy's
a ten just because oh my gosh, she's French. Go ahead.
And Morgan is a nine.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
She studied here for geography a little more, she would
be a nine point five?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is that it? That's it? Yes from KP because KP
a guy or girl? I assumed a girl.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes, As a loyal female listener, this is her thoughts. Well,
if she's loyaled, then it's true. Yeah, o KP, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's anonymous, sin bar. There's a question to be because hello,
Bobby Bam, my name is Liz. I'm dating guy right now.
I don't know what to think about the fact that
he's thirty two years old. It only takes bats. So
(03:40):
he's got a great corporate job, a nice car, a
beautiful apartment, really seems to have his life together, but
for some reason, I can't get over the fact that
he never takes showers. When asked him why, he told
me that he never likes to take him as kid
and only likes to take about two showers a month,
and that's when he's in a rush. I think this
is really weird, and I feel like it might be
(04:03):
some crazy thing he has with his mom or something.
What he told me he's very close with his mother.
I just feel like men don't and shouldn't take baths
all the time. On occasion, sure, but not all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is anyone else dating a guy? I've been married to
a guy who only takes baths, Signed Liz. It's weird,
but it's not a deal breaker. If you're finding a
deal breaker out of his bath habits, then you're wanting
a deal breaker somewhere in this. It's weird. I take
the occasional bath.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
And occasional I no.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, But even that, I hear, I get crap for
And you know what, I'm okay with that. I like
a bath, maybe one today even.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
May.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, maybe four to five a week? How about that? Wow?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, but you also shower either before or after your bath,
don't you. Most times she's just straight bathing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sometimes I'll shower before and then get in the bath. Yeah,
but that ruins the worm. That ruins the worm because
your body's already adjusted to warm, and then you just
get in water. It's warm. The move is to take
a bath first, but then sometimes you get in there
and I was like, I know, floating stuff, and You're like,
I know. This is what I'm gonna say about this, Liz.
(05:19):
I don't think you should assign mother issues with him
just because he likes to stick bats and because he's
close to his mom.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
And that was a leap.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I think, as Morgan would say, this is a yellow flag,
but I would say a slightly yellow flag. I don't
think it's a big deal. It's weird, but let him
look at your bathroom habits. I'm sure you got some
secret stuff going on that you don't anybody to know. Yes,
it's weird, but I don't think you cancel a relationship
because of it. Morgan, what would you do if you're
dainty god he only takes bats.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I mean, yeah, I would definitely find it weird. But
if that's the worst thing about him. I mean, I
think you're doing pretty great.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think the same thing. I think she's looking for
a way out. So we're gonna conclude with, yes, it's odd.
All odd things aren't bad. I don't know another. I
don't know a single guy who only takes bats right,
and it's probably from some childhood thing. But I don't
think it's worth ending a relationship over. If this is
why you're ending the relationship, there could be many other
real things. So Liz, we will leave you with that.
(06:18):
If you're looking for a reason to break up with them,
you have it. Yeah, break up with them. You don't
want them anyway. But if this is the only thing,
you're like everything, but this is perfect. Don't let this
ruin this relationship. We will also like to say it's weird,
and that's from somebody who pass four to five times
a week. Good. The five Most Fun Facts of the
(06:38):
Week is brought to you by Amy. Number five.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So the Beatles considered naming their album in nineteen sixty nine, Everest,
but since no one wanted to go to Tibet for
a photo shoot, the album was called The Abbey Road
and they walked right outside.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
The studio right there. That's amazing, Isn't that funny? Hilarious?
We're like, I don't know what to Davis. What's the
laziest thing we can do? Brought outside yours is pretty good?
Thang you number four.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
In Singapore, using someone else's Wi Fi network without their
permission is punishable by up to three years in prison,
a ten thousand dollars fine or both.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I wonder if anyone's actually done that and served that time,
or if that's one of those dumb laws like a
I'll go. I found dumb law from Wisconsin. You can't
chew gum and close your right eye at the same time.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
I bet this really has been inforced. I don't know callers,
I've ever.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Singapore each other podcast numbers. Wait, that's going over there,
number three.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So people who run marathons finish the race about a
half an inch shorter than when they started. It's the
temporary effect your back muscles have, like tensing up over
the course of the race.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
How do you get taller? Do you think, though? Because
the next time I want to go into my driver's license,
I want to do that. So if they officially list
me at six ' one, because I'm almost there, okay,
and I can tell Kaylin no, I'm listed at six
to one. Stop telling me I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You could probably do like a cocktail of things like
go see a chiropractor, go to a yoga class, and
then maybe get stretched by someone.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Heels not tell him. Oh interesting, And I don't even
know if you get measured at the DMV. I think
you could just tell him and they'll be like, you
just write it down. Let me look at my driver's
let's see if it's one. I just told him it's
six one number two.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
So Jeffrey Dahmer once consumed a sleeping pill lace drink
that he made for a victim by accident.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Jeffrey Dahmer, by the way, is the cannibal guy that
killed people and yeah, and so he tried to made
a drink for somebody else and accidentally drank it. It
reminds me of what's the movie with Andre the Giant
Princess Bride and they're playing the game where they drink
the one that's poisonous.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Ye, except for yeah, he was intended for a victim,
but then he's the one that ended up passing out
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He says something like that this is a Jeffrey Dahmer story.
We've turned that's a terrible story. This is dark.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
But the guy the victim lived for me, this is good.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Stole his clothes, one hundreds of dollars and a watch,
got away with this.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We robbed Jeffrey doher.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Wow, I would do take some.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think I would just run. I don't think I'll
rob I just run.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I don't know, I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
And I was googling more about this when I after
I read this fun fact, I came across it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And I.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
No, I know, you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
This is on Dark Dark Fact Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Sorry, but it is true, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And number one.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So, the myth that eating carrots can help you see
in the dark was invented by the British Air Force
during World War Two. They were trying to explain how
British air raids were so successful without telling the Germans
about the existence of radar, so they didn't want to
like give radar the credit. So they're like, oh, yeah,
we just been needing a lot of carrots.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Do you know that there is something you can do
to make you see better in the dark? Just read
the story. So on the Islands, the the guys that
are driving their boats that work out there, they run
into coral reefs lot so and that if you smoke weed,
it helps you see at night better. And people always
wondered how are they not crashing their boats, and they'd
(10:22):
always swore by it for years and years and years,
and apparently it actually does something that allows you to
see better at night. It messes with your eyes. This
is in Jamaica, Ray, what are you nodding at Jamaica.
In Jamaica, that's when they do that. A lot over
there they do and it but then they tested it
and it does help you see better at night, which
is crazy. Carrots do not.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
So kids, it's time.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
For the good news.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
This guy, Brendan Burt, was driving in Iowa. It was
late at night, didn't know where he was going, took
a wrong turn, but that wrong turn saved people's lives
because he saw a house on fire and he said
he just had this gut feeling that he should go
check and see if anybody is inside.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
So he got out of his car and went and.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Started banging on the windows and screaming fire, fire, and
then out the front door.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Because yes, these kids were asleep.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
They woke up eight years old, fourteen years old, seventeen
years old, and then a twenty two year old.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
They all emerged from the house.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
The parents were out of town and they are just
super grateful for Brendan saving their children.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
And here's Brendan talking about it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They came out the door like I just fold.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I was wanting to break down and cry.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't even know these people here. You know, that's
a commitment. I'm glad he did it, but you have
to go, Okay, I'm gonna go bang on that door. Yeah,
I'm gonna go yell fire and bang on a door.
And yes it's a fire, but still you got to
have that any because that's that's risky. Once Eddie saw fire.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
I did and I ended up being a tobacco smokehouse
and I knocked on doors saying, guys, wasn't at all,
wasn't no.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They said, what are you doing? That's a smokehouse.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
But better safe than sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
And the video is crazy because of the fire and
you well you see the people running out of the
house and the whole porch is on fire, so they're
running right underneath the flames.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Eddie's video or the video, Amy's talking, there's no video, okay, okay, okay,
all right, that is what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Right. Eddie said his mind was
blown because he saw someone at chuck E Cheese. So
we have twenty questions, oh yes, or no questions? Amy? Ready, ready, Eddie?
Is it a celebrity? Absolutely? Yes? Ay?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Uh, I'm assuming they're with kids?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah? Is it a man, Yeah, it's a man, celebrity.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
With kids, wife with him?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh? Good question? Yes, so he's married, okay, a male
celebrity with kids? Who's married? Is he over forty? I'm
gonna say yes, okay, over forty? Amy?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Does he wear a cowboy hat?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah? I was gonna ask is he a country music singer? Yeah? Okay, okay,
over forty?
Speaker 8 (13:15):
The cowboy hat? Over forty?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is the first letter of his name, A through G.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
No, has he been married before?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Married before? What?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Before this one?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Has he been married? Is that the question?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
A wife? And you said yet?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, so he's married multiple timeskay? G? Is this first
letter H, I, J K L of his first name?
First name? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Okay, okay, does he.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Have It's got to be like, would you think you're
shocked to see him, because you would think he would
have his own chuck E cheese at his house.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah that's good, that's good, Amy, Yeah, it's real good. Okay, Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
I've heard about his house. Yeah, yeah, you guys want
to guess, keep going.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think it's originally who I thought, which is crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Because does he have so many songs that we know
every word too? I don't know words to him?
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Does he have chains on his wallet?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Wallet chain? That's great? Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
What about a bandana coming out of the pocket?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yes, okay, okay, yes, all right, well a lot of
yes is there?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
It is?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's Dolly Parton. Uh.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
It looks like he just came from a show. He
was dressed like Jason Aldan. He was the chain was out,
the ear rings were on. He didn't have the cowboy hat,
but that was it. Everything else was al Dean, the
Affliction shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All of it. Wow, because I've spent tom with Jason
normal circumstances ish and he's just a dude in a
T shirt and playing a ball cat.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
The cowboy had the cowboy of boots were on everything.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm like, well, I mean that's him. There's no no
doubt about it. I wonder if he came from something then.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I don't know what he told me talk about. Oh
we're just like, hey, dad, life, I look at us here,
you know, we just did that. And then he said similar,
and then he said, yeah, man, you know I do
this like when when I'm trying to get my kids
to do some of the reward is I'll take you
to Chuck E Cheese and so here we are pain
of paint off the reward.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I'm like, that's good, that's cool. I didn't buy the
chuck of cheese. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Crazy, Like, you're extra good. I'll build you one good
for you.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You saw Jason Jean's like, what world are we living? There?
Like Taurus and You're like, hey, was you get some
pizza chuck e Cheese? And you see you go back
home going Guys in Nashville, the suit, the stars are
Chucky Cheese everywhere. Yeah, unbelievable. Any other tidbits from this bit,
this is this segment. No, that's just it. I mean,
I was just shocked. I wanted to share that with
you guys. Thank you, good job, Amy, you nailed that.
(15:55):
The pirate question was a little odd. No been anyone,
but yes, he loves pirate. He does love their There
was a mega mansion in La that they had started
building and listened to this. About a decade ago. Somebody
in bel Ayer started building this house and he said
it's going to be a half a billion dollar house
they wanted. He wanted to sell a five hundred million bucks.
That was the goal, and his company got in some
(16:17):
trouble that he go bankrupt, so they just sold it
for one hundred and twenty six million dollars, half of
the original asking price since the bankruptcy. So a mega
mansion sold for one twenty six. What's funny is after
you build it down, after you like strip, it's like, oh,
that's all five hundred three fifty to twenty. But if
I were just go one hundred twentyix million, that's why
(16:39):
you'll want. Yeah, but it's supposed to be a good deal.
That's what it says, a good deal, the asking price
half off. It's always awesome. Of course, one twenty six
it's nicknamed the one. It sold an auction over the weekend.
It's still not clear who bought it, but with closing
costs and commissions or actually paying one hundred and forty
one million. Here's what you get. Do you care? Yeah?
It's one hundred and five thousand square feet on four
(17:02):
acres overlooking Hollywood. Twenty one bedrooms. You don't even go
in those. We have four. I don't even going three
of them. Well two, I play PlayStation on one. It
has twenty one bedrooms, forty two bathrooms what why? Plus
seven half bats, fifty indoor parking spaces it has They
(17:23):
have five pools. Why do you need five? One for everyone?
Oh that's it. Everybody gets gets your own pool, a
movie theater, a bowling alley, a golf simulator room, a salon,
and a spa, and a ten thousand square foot skydeck.
Oh my gosh. With twenty percent down, the mortgage would
be about six hundred thousand a month. So six hundred
(17:45):
thousand a month plus eighty grand and property taxes a month.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Oh my gosh, Wyld, who are these people?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Where does this money even come from? It's like alien
like alien money. And here is Lunchbox trying to buy
a bon Jovi's apartment. Come on, so, Jason Gibble as
Lunchboxes alter ego who tries to make deals, and he
often says, businessman making business deals, trying to get that money.
We talked briefly about bon Jobe's apartment twenty two million
dollars in New York City. Lunchbox calls to try to
(18:14):
make them a deal, and as he does, he weaves
in bon Jovi lyrics. Yes, oh my gosh. For example,
it's my life. Maybe you know this song right here,
it's he weaves that one in maybe one ed debditor
live John. Here is Lunchbox trying to call and by
John bon Jovi's apartment.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Hi, this is different.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying to get that money.
And I was trying to call and get some information
on one fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What's eleventh Street ow prime property? Beautiful piece, yeah, yeah, beautiful.
Like I looked online. I was like, man, it's my life.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It's now or never if I'm going to upgrade to
this because I'm forty, I'm not gonna live for.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Wow, this is the place for you. It's four thousand
square feet floor to ceiling windows you over.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
When I look at those windows, when I was looking
at the pictures online, I was like, man, I want
that place. I want it dead or alive.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't care. I got to be in there.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Imagine this.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
You open up the doors, you come right out, and
there's the city surrounding you.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The best part is, here's the best part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
My wife she tells me, oh my gosh, you're not romantic. Basically,
she says, you give love a bad name. Well guess
what when I surprised her with this, Uh that's gonna change.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Yeah, I'm here you okay? So it has four bedrooms?
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Walk in clogging now for real?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Like, are you guys looking for a serious buyer? Once
I submit this offer, I'm going to be living on
a prayer that you accepted, you.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
Know, or you've been doing is quoting by Jesse. I
don't know if you're serious or you're not.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
I'm a very busy woman.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
I have many I need to show, and you're wasting
my time.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
That's a good one. There was a positive. There's a
nice one. I guess. The thing that strikes me is
you could just say those things normally, like you know,
when you give love a bad name, but it's almost
like you're reading it, you're talking normal. Then you're like,
and you give love a bad name. He wrote those down.
I wrote those down because I gotta remember them. Yeah,
that's good though, any luck, do you get it? You
(20:24):
get a showing it last? I know she didn't. She
didn't call me back. He left the number though, right.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I was like, no, no, no, no, hang up and I
try to call her back.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Nothing good one. It's time for the good News box.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
My band Poblo decided he's gonna go scuba dimond off
the coast of California's he gets his gear, goes out,
let's get in the water, lose his consciousness in the water. Oh,
what's he gonna do? He's unconscious. Luckily for him, there
was a group of mermaids nearby. Oh yeah, I don't
understand what they're doing, but they're dressed in mermaid tails.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Not real mermaids. Then peopld it like doing role play.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
It's become so popular. There's groups of mermaids that go
out for swims. And they were out for a swim
and they found Pablo, got his gear off, gave him
out the mouth and got him to the paramedics.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
What did that do? And you're like coming to coming
back exactly white.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
He's like, I'm dead, mermaids making out with him.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Also, how do you swim with that tail on?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
It looks so difficult.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
We go to the when the summers there, we'd go
to the city pool or whatever, and there'd be people
in mermaids and I'm like, that has to be so
dangerous for your kid to be swimming in a mermaid costume.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But mead, or is it a costume? To look there's
a difference, Like if you were a dresses a little mermaid,
that probably wouldn't be super safe to jump into the
lake because your legs, you're trying to move like a
mermaid right now, you have your legs stuck together. I
don't know. I always thought I saw him at the
pool and I was like, that doesn't seem safe. But
I never told their parents that. I just let them
(22:04):
do them. Good for you. Hey, so the Mermaids saved
the guy. So we liked that the Mermaids saved the guy.
They gave him a little mouth belt. Okay, that's a
weird way to give mount to mouth. You do full mouth, like.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I hope. I mean, I would be thankful of lunchbox
give me mouth's mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I don't you never get that taste. Are you
to have a hair and that tastes in your mouth forever?
Are you thinking about it right now? Be giving your
mouth melt. That's what it's all about. Good job, mermaids.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and the radio
and the Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ready lunchbox, more game too, Steve bred I haven't trying
to put you through buck.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Bottball?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All right, let's go over to the boy smail line.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Hello, this is Jessica, This is No. One and we
have a morning corny. Why do spiders make good baseball players?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because they catch fly? Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Love your show.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You're pretty good and cut it down.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Here's another one, Hi, I have a morning corny for Amy.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What is the best time on the clock?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Six point thirty?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Hands down?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We'll pick Suey hands down. Yeah, okay, let's go over
to the pro though. Here's Amy with the morning Corny.
The morning Corny.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
How do you make the number one disappear?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
How do you make the number one disappear?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
You had a G and it's gone at a.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
G in five one that was the morning Corny. On
the phone right now is Ron, who lives in South Carolina.
Hey Ron, what's happening?
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Hey Bob Morning, Good morning, studio morning. So we talked here.
We talk a lot about running into celebrities and how
to react and whether we're approach him or not. So
I find out yes, on Sunday, my daughter lives in
adjacent state to where I live. Chris Stapleton is going
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to be staying next to her in the house, like
twenty feet away from her for a month.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Recording an album.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I'm curious to the studio's thoughts on how they would
react to Chris Stapleton staying in the house literally next
to them. Do you just let him stay there and
hang out and not make it public, or do you
go over and introduce yourself and welcome him to the
town that you're in.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's an interesting question. Tell you, Yeah, this is what
I would say, knowing Chris is a very private person
just to begin with, So, I think a lot of
what I'm gonna say reflects not only celebrity culture, but
also Chris himself. It would be very kind to offer
(25:15):
anyone any sort of help, period. Okay, so I'm gonna
lead with that. What I would do, I wouldn't go
over to the house and knock on the door and
be like hey because.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
That's my favorite song.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What I would do, first of all, is nothing. I
would respect the privacy of whomever was in that house.
Chris Stapleton or Amy's cousin, doesn't matter. At your place,
inside those walls, that is your private area.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Next up, if I were to see at a time
that I was out, maybe getting in the driveway, the
car in the driveway, and they were Chris somebody from
his team, you could just say, hey, guys, I know Ron,
you're not living next door, be like, hey, I'm Ron,
I'm the neighbor. If you guys need anything, feel free
to come knock on the door. You know, I would
offer your services at a time when it wasn't weird
(26:09):
to offer your services. It's nice. I just don't think
for anyone I would go up and knock on the
door and go what's going on in there?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well I don't even like when people do that to me,
right like a normal person whenever I just move into
a place, oh so.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Like, but if you would normally be that person that
welcomes and someone into the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
So you just set that aside.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
If you're normally like if you know the situation.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Bread and cookies something like that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Because you know the situation and you know, because I'm
telling you now that Chris is a very private person,
I would say that you do not you knock on
the door. That if you do see them out in
an organic circumstance, you can go, hey, I'm wrong. If
you guys need anything, and let me.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Know, you know what, They're probably not going to need anything, but.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Right right, or they're good the second a third time,
if you do kind of develop some sort of you know, relationship,
like you talk, you know, you're picking up the paper
and you underwear outside. I don't know, you're like, hey,
would love to make dinner for you guys. You could
do that, but that needs to be like third or
fourth once you have a conversation and you have this
super substancy relationship. But at least you have that. So
(27:19):
I would say, veer to the side of leave him alone.
But it's pretty cool. Would you tell the whole town? No?
I wouldn't because I wouldn't want the one told on me,
right that's my advice, Ron, if it were John, party
and go over with the keg and be like what
I'm telling party and run for everybody. Yes, different for everybody.
All Right, Ron, have a great day. Good morning body.
I hope you have an awesome rest of the day. You.
(27:40):
I just confused myself with that sentence. All right. I
was watching a video of a kid play basketball in
high school. He's from Virginia, Evan Randall. He shoots a
three pointer before it goes in, he doesn't backflip on
the court. Whoa. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
And he makes it. Did he just do a backflip?
I think he did. He just shot the three bank.
(28:00):
Did it ended a backflip at Alexander? Alexander's even giving
it him standing out? Did we get that on film? Zoo?
It was awesome? SPM put it on. I thought maybe
the rest would like call attack or something, because but
I guess doing a backflip it's not illegal in the court.
He did a backflip while the ball was still in
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the air. He didn't do it after he made it.
It was in the air. That's so cool. That's from
W T k R. Amy, what's your crowning moment from
high school?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I think this is just something that movie in my head,
maybe not others. But I was on this committee called
Hall of Honor, and like a bunch of alumni from
Austin High would come back and the gym was filled
with people, you know, current students and previous past students,
and I was tapped to give a speech. And it
was my first time ever doing public speaking in front
(28:53):
of a group, and I was very nervous, but I
did it, and so I think that was the time
when I realized like, oh, I can do this. And
my chemistry teacher was in charge of the club, and
she didn't think very highly of me, but she was
so proud of me after I did it that it.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
Really left me with like this good feeling. So that's
what I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I know a lunchbox is going to be of course,
let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Oh we can say it to go ahead?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, I mean, I have so.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Many, but I guess the one I would pick is
it was nineteen ninety nine. It was prom night and
we're all there gathered at this nice hotel, dressed up
in our tuckses and nice dresses and they said prom
King Anderson High School class in ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Is and they called my name and I was crowned.
I walked up on stage. They had the music playing
and they stuck the crown on my head and they said,
you are the prom King and you can brag about
it for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They said that no, but yeah, yeah, that is what
they were saying. That's going. Yeah, well, you tell us
about that probably once a month at least, because not
a lot of people get crowned prom king, only one
a year. Do you think that's in your top five
life moment, top three life moments? Yep, I'm afraid to
(30:07):
ask if it's a top life moment. Is being named
prom king your top life moment?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh my god? I mean you know how you watch it?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Like, what's the big thing when you watch a movie
out of Hollywood? Is the problem is being crowned like
queen out Yes, and like I did it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I am not wrong. They make movies about it. That's
how big a deal it is. And did you know
that you would win?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I had I didn't know because they said you could
only win one award and I already won class clown
and so I was like.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I can't win another one. But boom, what U When
you went back to your high school reunion, did they
remember you as prom king? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
They can't prom I thought about wearing my crown to
the reunions, but I didn't take it. But I did, Eddie,
what's your crowning moment from my school?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Really? You want to follow that?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I know I mean and whatever I'm going to say,
it's not good as good as that, But I did.
My senior year high school, I made a homemade helmet
that looked just like our football team's helmet. It was gold,
it had a mustang on both sides, and I wore
it everywhere pep rallies to all the games and everyone
was like, Oh, that's the dude with the helmet. So
when I graduated, I passed it on to the next
It was a junior.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I forget his name. I gave it to him. So
this is your helmet now, And.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
I think I don't know for sure, but they may
still be doing the helmet to this day.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
There is no chance we got to find out if
they're still doing the helmet. There's no chance I know
for sure. It went back two generations.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Generation, two classes a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So for me, high school, because I went to such
a small school, was seventh through twelfth grade, and I
think for most folks, so it was tenth, eleventh and twelfth, ninth, tenth,
eleventh and twelfth, but it was probably and it's kind
of a cop off to do sep grade, but it
happened every year. In seventh grade, I was named the
captain of our twelfth grade quiz bowl team. And I
(32:05):
was like, this is awesome. I'm like, but your brag. Yeah,
I was in seventh grade. I was like twelve, and
I was facing off her. I was facing off against
seventeen year old. Oh that's cool, and quiz bowl and
so and I was captain every year until I graduated.
But when I was a senior, nobody really cared that
I used to be wonder kid. Oh man, it was
I'd roll up. I was by far the youngest and
(32:27):
smallest seventh eighth grader. They're like, there's a kid, there's
a kid. It's very cool. I'm not gonna lie to
you thirty I mean, you guys couldn't sound dork here.
I gave a speech. I was a caval I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Voted prom queen. We don't have that Bobby was a
prom king. Yeah, we're not like I literally when you
started this segment, I texted my best friend from high
school real quick, and I'm like, what's something from hig
school I could be proud of?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Because I was like when your mom had to come
walking to class every day because you were late and
your mom showed up?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Yeah, my friend, who ring that one up?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
She did say you you graduated with a high level
of ADHD And she said she also said you also
overcame some boyfriend adversity.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
There you go, remember when your boyfriend that's what she's
talking about the word horror but then spelled it.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
He did scribbled and he keyeda in her car and
he spelled ho r E.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
I had broken up with him.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
What an idiot?
Speaker 8 (33:16):
And she said, she also goes, this is my friend Andrew.
She goes, I'm sure you did some charity work too.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, thank you all for reminiscing. That was a good
times man, very much as closest video this kid doing
a flip. But I feel like I know you guys
a little better, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Sorry today this story comes us from Georgia, a forty
three year old woman. Annow it's in October. Hey, I'm pregnant,
I'm having a baby. So she waits till the summer
baby's born, gets seven weeks paid vacation. The only problem
is they started looking at the pictures of her two babies.
They looked nothing alike. It was a second fake pregnancy.
(33:53):
She got busted. They were second fake pregnant. Yeah, they
were both baked. She had done one pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Who the bab were the baby? Know? They were just
pictures she got off the internet. Oh she wasn't like
holding them.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no, like she just took the pictures
and like, oh, here are my babies. And so she
did it, not once, but twice, got a white with
the first time. Second time, she lived with people thinking
she had a baby and she was a mom and
she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yes, it's crazy, pretty good racket.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
So she got fourteen weeks of paid vacationies pregnant.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I got the hair to tell you to see the picture,
well you will trust me? Wow, dang, I can't believe
she got away with that. Who you found it? Well?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Someone she posted pictures like man, those babies look nothing alike,
and they did some digging.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No babies whatsoever, never gave birth. How do you do digging?
I guess hospital records hackers. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
It just says they open an investigation, found out she
was never pregnant, it never gave birth.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Asked her, Hey, come in here, are you pregnant? You
have babies?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, investigation investigation.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Mike d does that thing where he can reverse image
to see if it's from Google.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
So maybe.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Georgia will already been suspicious because some babies just don't
look alike, so you have to already think some things up.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Two different dads. Yeah, common, that's true. But that's a
funny story. Hey, don't do that everybody out do you know?
People are I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Here's a voicemail we got last night. Hey Bobby, I'm
about to go give me another tattoo. The tattoo artist
quoted between four to six hundred, and I was wondering.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
About how much should I tips for when that cost
that much?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Let me know what you think.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
It's pretty expensive tattoo. I think. I mean I've only
had small ones and none of my cost out.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
You must be getting something a little more detailed.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Full body or old English. Oh, yes, I would say,
And I don't know the rules of tattoo artists, I
would say fifty bucks. If it's four hundred bucks, don't
think it's a twenty percent rule.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
Oh it's not.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I don't know. If it were me, I probably tipped
fifty sixty bucks if that were the case. But that's
why Mike D's are a fact checker. Mike, what's a
tato to tip rule? It had? Okay? Well, then according
to miss Manners, you need who knew I learned something here?
So if it's four hundred bucks, that's an eighty dollars tip.
(36:14):
Ooh that's a lot of tip, But it's also a
lot of tattoo.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, and you want it done right right, so just
make sure you let them know you're going to be tipping.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Does that take like two days? Three days? Tattoo?
Speaker 8 (36:29):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Boy, For that money, I would think you have to
go back a couple of times. So when do you
tip at the very end or like a little the
end of the day, You put money on the table
and everything messages up, you take a dollar back you
messages up. Oops at the end okay, yeah, at the end,
or whenever you pay for it?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Now, which you pay it?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
You pay at the end. I've always paid at the end.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Again, ours are so small and we know our.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Tattoo. Okay, so we learned something together. Twenty percent to
the tattoo artist. Thank you for that. Leave us a
voicemail anytime over the weekend. Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby,
We will see you on Monday. Have a just a
great time. Be safe. Check you after the weekend by everybody.
The Babby Ball Show The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
(37:19):
produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Committing a here we are again more than studio.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, we get a lot of emails. We do our
segment every single day, which we'll do in a minute,
where people mostly ask for advice, but we have a
different kind of email here now rating all the guys
on this show and their looks. Why. I don't know why,
Scuba Steve, what prompted her to write this? She doesn't
say why.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
She just sent it to the mail bag, and I
felt like she's just a bold listener that wanted to
talk about the guys in the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, look, guys, you want to. I mean, I don't
mind it. Does Amy mind?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's the guys. I mean, if if every guy is
okay with it, if even one of you is, like
we do, I don't feel comfortable with it, then we
pull it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, guys, did she write Scuba, Bobby, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Ray?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, Ray, you go with it, you lunch I'm not
embarrassed be called a ten.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let's go, dude, go ahead. Do you want to start
from least two?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Most?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Just read it in the order she wrote it, and
just keep in mind, guys, like looks are relative, Like
everybody has you're looking at me. I don't, yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Know Bobby's gonna get feelings hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I think I'm just like no, and I just think
in general, I don't like commenting on people's looks or bodies.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
But go ahead, all right, So KP writes Bobby, you're
a solid eight point five and if you lose the glasses,
you're a nine.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
So if you don't, but you won't see if you
lose the glass exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You pick eight point five. Pretty solid though, that's about
two points higher than I think I am anything else
about me. That's it? Yeah, Okay, who's next? Eddie is next?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, Eddie, you're a seven, and he'd be even better.
If he wore his beanie hat, he'd be an eight.
He's hot.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Watch me tomorrow, were my beanie hat for the rest
of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You went snowboard? Ready? Next up? Lunchbox are up? Next?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Lunchbox is a five point five, but could six if
he's a bit nicer and less of an egomaniac.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I she's penalizing you for your attitude, though, I mean
that's fine.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean, here's the thing. Did she send a picture
of herself? I doubt it because I'll rate her, and
I bet she's not very good.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Stop it, okay? And and Ray is up last.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And Ray the guy next to me is an eight
point five stacked shoes. He's pretty much a nine.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
She bumped everybody up based on if you do this,
you will get.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
A half a point.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, she did talk about the ladies. You want me to
say that as well? Is anything nothing mean about the ladies?
Actually not mean? It's pretty nice. Go ahead. So Amy's
a ten just because oh my gosh, she's French. Go ahead.
And Morgan is a nine.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
She studied here for geography a little more, she would
be a nine point five?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is that it? That's it? Yes from KP because KP
a guy or girl? I assumed a girl.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yes, As a loyal female listener, this is her thoughts. Well,
if she's loyaled, then it's true. Yeah, o KP, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's anonymous, sin bar. There's a question to be because hello,
Bobby Bam, my name is Liz. I'm dating guy right now.
I don't know what to think about the fact that
he's thirty two years old. It only takes bats. So
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he's got a great corporate job, a nice car, a
beautiful apartment, really seems to have his life together, but
for some reason, I can't get over the fact that
he never takes showers. When asked him why, he told
me that he never likes to take him as kid
and only likes to take about two showers a month,
and that's when he's in a rush. I think this
is really weird, and I feel like it might be
(04:03):
some crazy thing he has with his mom or something.
What he told me he's very close with his mother.
I just feel like men don't and shouldn't take baths
all the time. On occasion, sure, but not all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is anyone else dating a guy? I've been married to
a guy who only takes baths, Signed Liz. It's weird,
but it's not a deal breaker. If you're finding a
deal breaker out of his bath habits, then you're wanting
a deal breaker somewhere in this. It's weird. I take
the occasional bath.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
And occasional I no.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, But even that, I hear, I get crap for
And you know what, I'm okay with that. I like
a bath, maybe one today even.
Speaker 9 (04:47):
May.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, maybe four to five a week? How about that? Wow?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, but you also shower either before or after your bath,
don't you. Most times she's just straight bathing.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Sometimes I'll shower before and then get in the bath. Yeah,
but that ruins the worm. That ruins the worm because
your body's already adjusted to warm, and then you just
get in water. It's warm. The move is to take
a bath first, but then sometimes you get in there
and I was like, I know, floating stuff, and You're like,
I know. This is what I'm gonna say about this, Liz.
(05:19):
I don't think you should assign mother issues with him
just because he likes to stick bats and because he's
close to his mom.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
And that was a leap.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I think, as Morgan would say, this is a yellow flag,
but I would say a slightly yellow flag. I don't
think it's a big deal. It's weird, but let him
look at your bathroom habits. I'm sure you got some
secret stuff going on that you don't anybody to know. Yes,
it's weird, but I don't think you cancel a relationship
because of it. Morgan, what would you do if you're
dainty god he only takes bats.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I mean, yeah, I would definitely find it weird. But
if that's the worst thing about him. I mean, I
think you're doing pretty great.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think the same thing. I think she's looking for
a way out. So we're gonna conclude with, yes, it's odd.
All odd things aren't bad. I don't know another. I
don't know a single guy who only takes bats right,
and it's probably from some childhood thing. But I don't
think it's worth ending a relationship over. If this is
why you're ending the relationship, there could be many other
real things. So Liz, we will leave you with that.
(06:18):
If you're looking for a reason to break up with them,
you have it. Yeah, break up with them. You don't
want them anyway. But if this is the only thing,
you're like everything, but this is perfect. Don't let this
ruin this relationship. We will also like to say it's weird,
and that's from somebody who pass four to five times
a week. Good. The five Most Fun Facts of the
(06:38):
Week is brought to you by Amy. Number five.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So the Beatles considered naming their album in nineteen sixty nine, Everest,
but since no one wanted to go to Tibet for
a photo shoot, the album was called The Abbey Road
and they walked right outside.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
The studio right there. That's amazing, Isn't that funny? Hilarious?
We're like, I don't know what to Davis. What's the
laziest thing we can do? Brought outside yours is pretty good?
Thang you number four.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
In Singapore, using someone else's Wi Fi network without their
permission is punishable by up to three years in prison,
a ten thousand dollars fine or both.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I wonder if anyone's actually done that and served that time,
or if that's one of those dumb laws like a
I'll go. I found dumb law from Wisconsin. You can't
chew gum and close your right eye at the same time.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
I bet this really has been inforced. I don't know callers,
I've ever.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Singapore each other podcast numbers. Wait, that's going over there,
number three.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So people who run marathons finish the race about a
half an inch shorter than when they started. It's the
temporary effect your back muscles have, like tensing up over
the course of the race.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
How do you get taller? Do you think, though? Because
the next time I want to go into my driver's license,
I want to do that. So if they officially list
me at six ' one, because I'm almost there, okay,
and I can tell Kaylin no, I'm listed at six
to one. Stop telling me I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You could probably do like a cocktail of things like
go see a chiropractor, go to a yoga class, and
then maybe get stretched by someone.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Heels not tell him. Oh interesting, And I don't even
know if you get measured at the DMV. I think
you could just tell him and they'll be like, you
just write it down. Let me look at my driver's
let's see if it's one. I just told him it's
six one number two.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
So Jeffrey Dahmer once consumed a sleeping pill lace drink
that he made for a victim by accident.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Jeffrey Dahmer, by the way, is the cannibal guy that
killed people and yeah, and so he tried to made
a drink for somebody else and accidentally drank it. It
reminds me of what's the movie with Andre the Giant
Princess Bride and they're playing the game where they drink
the one that's poisonous.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Ye, except for yeah, he was intended for a victim,
but then he's the one that ended up passing out
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
He says something like that this is a Jeffrey Dahmer story.
We've turned that's a terrible story. This is dark.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
But the guy the victim lived for me, this is good.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Stole his clothes, one hundreds of dollars and a watch,
got away with this.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
We robbed Jeffrey doher.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Wow, I would do take some.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think I would just run. I don't think I'll
rob I just run.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I don't know, I mean.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
And I was googling more about this when I after
I read this fun fact, I came across it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And I.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
No, I know, you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
This is on Dark Dark Fact Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Sorry, but it is true, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And number one.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
So, the myth that eating carrots can help you see
in the dark was invented by the British Air Force
during World War Two. They were trying to explain how
British air raids were so successful without telling the Germans
about the existence of radar, so they didn't want to
like give radar the credit. So they're like, oh, yeah,
we just been needing a lot of carrots.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Do you know that there is something you can do
to make you see better in the dark? Just read
the story. So on the Islands, the the guys that
are driving their boats that work out there, they run
into coral reefs lot so and that if you smoke weed,
it helps you see at night better. And people always
wondered how are they not crashing their boats, and they'd
(10:22):
always swore by it for years and years and years,
and apparently it actually does something that allows you to
see better at night. It messes with your eyes. This
is in Jamaica, Ray, what are you nodding at Jamaica.
In Jamaica, that's when they do that. A lot over
there they do and it but then they tested it
and it does help you see better at night, which
is crazy. Carrots do not.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
So kids, it's time.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
For the good news.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
This guy, Brendan Burt, was driving in Iowa. It was
late at night, didn't know where he was going, took
a wrong turn, but that wrong turn saved people's lives
because he saw a house on fire and he said
he just had this gut feeling that he should go
check and see if anybody is inside.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
So he got out of his car and went and.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Started banging on the windows and screaming fire, fire, and
then out the front door.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Because yes, these kids were asleep.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
They woke up eight years old, fourteen years old, seventeen
years old, and then a twenty two year old.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
They all emerged from the house.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
The parents were out of town and they are just
super grateful for Brendan saving their children.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
And here's Brendan talking about it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
They came out the door like I just fold.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I was wanting to break down and cry.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't even know these people here. You know, that's
a commitment. I'm glad he did it, but you have
to go, Okay, I'm gonna go bang on that door. Yeah,
I'm gonna go yell fire and bang on a door.
And yes it's a fire, but still you got to
have that any because that's that's risky. Once Eddie saw fire.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
I did and I ended up being a tobacco smokehouse
and I knocked on doors saying, guys, wasn't at all,
wasn't no.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They said, what are you doing? That's a smokehouse.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
But better safe than sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
And the video is crazy because of the fire and
you well you see the people running out of the
house and the whole porch is on fire, so they're
running right underneath the flames.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, Eddie's video or the video, Amy's talking, there's no video, okay, okay, okay,
all right, that is what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. Right. Eddie said his mind was
blown because he saw someone at chuck E Cheese. So
we have twenty questions, oh yes, or no questions? Amy? Ready, ready, Eddie?
Is it a celebrity? Absolutely? Yes? Ay?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Uh, I'm assuming they're with kids?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah? Is it a man, Yeah, it's a man, celebrity.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
With kids, wife with him?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh? Good question? Yes, so he's married, okay, a male
celebrity with kids? Who's married? Is he over forty? I'm
gonna say yes, okay, over forty? Amy?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Does he wear a cowboy hat?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah? I was gonna ask is he a country music singer? Yeah? Okay, okay,
over forty?
Speaker 8 (13:15):
The cowboy hat? Over forty?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is the first letter of his name, A through G.
Speaker 8 (13:25):
No, has he been married before?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Married before? What?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Before this one?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Has he been married? Is that the question?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
A wife? And you said yet?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, so he's married multiple timeskay? G? Is this first
letter H, I, J K L of his first name?
First name? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Okay, okay, does he.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Have It's got to be like, would you think you're
shocked to see him, because you would think he would
have his own chuck E cheese at his house.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah that's good, that's good, Amy, Yeah, it's real good. Okay, Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
I've heard about his house. Yeah, yeah, you guys want
to guess, keep going.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think it's originally who I thought, which is crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Because does he have so many songs that we know
every word too? I don't know words to him?
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Does he have chains on his wallet?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Wallet chain? That's great? Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
What about a bandana coming out of the pocket?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yes, okay, okay, yes, all right, well a lot of
yes is there?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
It is?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It's Dolly Parton. Uh.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
It looks like he just came from a show. He
was dressed like Jason Aldan. He was the chain was out,
the ear rings were on. He didn't have the cowboy hat,
but that was it. Everything else was al Dean, the
Affliction shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
All of it. Wow, because I've spent tom with Jason
normal circumstances ish and he's just a dude in a
T shirt and playing a ball cat.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
The cowboy had the cowboy of boots were on everything.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm like, well, I mean that's him. There's no no
doubt about it. I wonder if he came from something then.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
I don't know what he told me talk about. Oh
we're just like, hey, dad, life, I look at us here,
you know, we just did that. And then he said similar,
and then he said, yeah, man, you know I do
this like when when I'm trying to get my kids
to do some of the reward is I'll take you
to Chuck E Cheese and so here we are pain
of paint off the reward.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I'm like, that's good, that's cool. I didn't buy the
chuck of cheese. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Crazy, Like, you're extra good. I'll build you one good
for you.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You saw Jason Jean's like, what world are we living? There?
Like Taurus and You're like, hey, was you get some
pizza chuck e Cheese? And you see you go back
home going Guys in Nashville, the suit, the stars are
Chucky Cheese everywhere. Yeah, unbelievable. Any other tidbits from this bit,
this is this segment. No, that's just it. I mean,
I was just shocked. I wanted to share that with
you guys. Thank you, good job, Amy, you nailed that.
(15:55):
The pirate question was a little odd. No been anyone,
but yes, he loves pirate. He does love their There
was a mega mansion in La that they had started
building and listened to this. About a decade ago. Somebody
in bel Ayer started building this house and he said
it's going to be a half a billion dollar house
they wanted. He wanted to sell a five hundred million bucks.
That was the goal, and his company got in some
(16:17):
trouble that he go bankrupt, so they just sold it
for one hundred and twenty six million dollars, half of
the original asking price since the bankruptcy. So a mega
mansion sold for one twenty six. What's funny is after
you build it down, after you like strip, it's like, oh,
that's all five hundred three fifty to twenty. But if
I were just go one hundred twentyix million, that's why
(16:39):
you'll want. Yeah, but it's supposed to be a good deal.
That's what it says, a good deal, the asking price
half off. It's always awesome. Of course, one twenty six
it's nicknamed the one. It sold an auction over the weekend.
It's still not clear who bought it, but with closing
costs and commissions or actually paying one hundred and forty
one million. Here's what you get. Do you care? Yeah?
It's one hundred and five thousand square feet on four
(17:02):
acres overlooking Hollywood. Twenty one bedrooms. You don't even go
in those. We have four. I don't even going three
of them. Well two, I play PlayStation on one. It
has twenty one bedrooms, forty two bathrooms what why? Plus
seven half bats, fifty indoor parking spaces it has They
(17:23):
have five pools. Why do you need five? One for everyone?
Oh that's it. Everybody gets gets your own pool, a
movie theater, a bowling alley, a golf simulator room, a salon,
and a spa, and a ten thousand square foot skydeck.
Oh my gosh. With twenty percent down, the mortgage would
be about six hundred thousand a month. So six hundred
(17:45):
thousand a month plus eighty grand and property taxes a month.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Oh my gosh, Wyld, who are these people?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Where does this money even come from? It's like alien
like alien money. And here is Lunchbox trying to buy
a bon Jovi's apartment. Come on, so, Jason Gibble as
Lunchboxes alter ego who tries to make deals, and he
often says, businessman making business deals, trying to get that money.
We talked briefly about bon Jobe's apartment twenty two million
dollars in New York City. Lunchbox calls to try to
(18:14):
make them a deal, and as he does, he weaves
in bon Jovi lyrics. Yes, oh my gosh. For example,
it's my life. Maybe you know this song right here,
it's he weaves that one in maybe one ed debditor
live John. Here is Lunchbox trying to call and by
John bon Jovi's apartment.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
Hi, this is different.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, this is.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying to get that money.
And I was trying to call and get some information
on one fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
What's eleventh Street ow prime property? Beautiful piece, yeah, yeah, beautiful.
Like I looked online. I was like, man, it's my life.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It's now or never if I'm going to upgrade to
this because I'm forty, I'm not gonna live for.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Wow, this is the place for you. It's four thousand
square feet floor to ceiling windows you over.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
When I look at those windows, when I was looking
at the pictures online, I was like, man, I want
that place. I want it dead or alive.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't care. I got to be in there.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Imagine this.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
You open up the doors, you come right out, and
there's the city surrounding you.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The best part is, here's the best part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
My wife she tells me, oh my gosh, you're not romantic. Basically,
she says, you give love a bad name. Well guess
what when I surprised her with this, Uh that's gonna change.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Yeah, I'm here you okay? So it has four bedrooms?
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Walk in clogging now for real?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Like, are you guys looking for a serious buyer? Once
I submit this offer, I'm going to be living on
a prayer that you accepted, you.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
Know, or you've been doing is quoting by Jesse. I
don't know if you're serious or you're not.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
I'm a very busy woman.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
I have many I need to show, and you're wasting
my time.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
That's a good one. There was a positive. There's a
nice one. I guess. The thing that strikes me is
you could just say those things normally, like you know,
when you give love a bad name, but it's almost
like you're reading it, you're talking normal. Then you're like,
and you give love a bad name. He wrote those down.
I wrote those down because I gotta remember them. Yeah,
that's good though, any luck, do you get it? You
(20:24):
get a showing it last? I know she didn't. She
didn't call me back. He left the number though, right.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I was like, no, no, no, no, hang up and I
try to call her back.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Nothing good one. It's time for the good News box.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
My band Poblo decided he's gonna go scuba dimond off
the coast of California's he gets his gear, goes out,
let's get in the water, lose his consciousness in the water. Oh,
what's he gonna do? He's unconscious. Luckily for him, there
was a group of mermaids nearby. Oh yeah, I don't
understand what they're doing, but they're dressed in mermaid tails.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Not real mermaids. Then peopld it like doing role play.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
It's become so popular. There's groups of mermaids that go
out for swims. And they were out for a swim
and they found Pablo, got his gear off, gave him
out the mouth and got him to the paramedics.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
What did that do? And you're like coming to coming
back exactly white.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
He's like, I'm dead, mermaids making out with him.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Also, how do you swim with that tail on?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
It looks so difficult.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
We go to the when the summers there, we'd go
to the city pool or whatever, and there'd be people
in mermaids and I'm like, that has to be so
dangerous for your kid to be swimming in a mermaid costume.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But mead, or is it a costume? To look there's
a difference, Like if you were a dresses a little mermaid,
that probably wouldn't be super safe to jump into the
lake because your legs, you're trying to move like a
mermaid right now, you have your legs stuck together. I
don't know. I always thought I saw him at the
pool and I was like, that doesn't seem safe. But
I never told their parents that. I just let them
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do them. Good for you. Hey, so the Mermaids saved
the guy. So we liked that the Mermaids saved the guy.
They gave him a little mouth belt. Okay, that's a
weird way to give mount to mouth. You do full mouth, like.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I hope. I mean, I would be thankful of lunchbox
give me mouth's mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But I don't you never get that taste. Are you
to have a hair and that tastes in your mouth forever?
Are you thinking about it right now? Be giving your
mouth melt. That's what it's all about. Good job, mermaids.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and the radio
and the Dodgers.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ready lunchbox, more game too, Steve bred I haven't trying
to put you through buck.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Bottball?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All right, let's go over to the boy smail line.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Hello, this is Jessica, This is No. One and we
have a morning corny. Why do spiders make good baseball players?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because they catch fly? Have a great day.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Love your show.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You're pretty good and cut it down.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Here's another one, Hi, I have a morning corny for Amy.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What is the best time on the clock?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Six point thirty?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Hands down?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We'll pick Suey hands down. Yeah, okay, let's go over
to the pro though. Here's Amy with the morning Corny.
The morning Corny.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
How do you make the number one disappear?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
How do you make the number one disappear?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
You had a G and it's gone at a.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
G in five one that was the morning Corny. On
the phone right now is Ron, who lives in South Carolina.
Hey Ron, what's happening?
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Hey Bob Morning, Good morning, studio morning. So we talked here.
We talk a lot about running into celebrities and how
to react and whether we're approach him or not. So
I find out yes, on Sunday, my daughter lives in
adjacent state to where I live. Chris Stapleton is going
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to be staying next to her in the house, like
twenty feet away from her for a month.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Recording an album.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I'm curious to the studio's thoughts on how they would
react to Chris Stapleton staying in the house literally next
to them. Do you just let him stay there and
hang out and not make it public, or do you
go over and introduce yourself and welcome him to the
town that you're in.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's an interesting question. Tell you, Yeah, this is what
I would say, knowing Chris is a very private person
just to begin with, So, I think a lot of
what I'm gonna say reflects not only celebrity culture, but
also Chris himself. It would be very kind to offer
(25:15):
anyone any sort of help, period. Okay, so I'm gonna
lead with that. What I would do, I wouldn't go
over to the house and knock on the door and
be like hey because.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
That's my favorite song.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What I would do, first of all, is nothing. I
would respect the privacy of whomever was in that house.
Chris Stapleton or Amy's cousin, doesn't matter. At your place,
inside those walls, that is your private area.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Next up, if I were to see at a time
that I was out, maybe getting in the driveway, the
car in the driveway, and they were Chris somebody from
his team, you could just say, hey, guys, I know Ron,
you're not living next door, be like, hey, I'm Ron,
I'm the neighbor. If you guys need anything, feel free
to come knock on the door. You know, I would
offer your services at a time when it wasn't weird
(26:09):
to offer your services. It's nice. I just don't think
for anyone I would go up and knock on the
door and go what's going on in there?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well I don't even like when people do that to me,
right like a normal person whenever I just move into
a place, oh so.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Like, but if you would normally be that person that
welcomes and someone into the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
So you just set that aside.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
If you're normally like if you know the situation.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
Bread and cookies something like that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Because you know the situation and you know, because I'm
telling you now that Chris is a very private person,
I would say that you do not you knock on
the door. That if you do see them out in
an organic circumstance, you can go, hey, I'm wrong. If
you guys need anything, and let me.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Know, you know what, They're probably not going to need anything, but.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Right right, or they're good the second a third time,
if you do kind of develop some sort of you know, relationship,
like you talk, you know, you're picking up the paper
and you underwear outside. I don't know, you're like, hey,
would love to make dinner for you guys. You could
do that, but that needs to be like third or
fourth once you have a conversation and you have this
super substancy relationship. But at least you have that. So
(27:19):
I would say, veer to the side of leave him alone.
But it's pretty cool. Would you tell the whole town? No?
I wouldn't because I wouldn't want the one told on me,
right that's my advice, Ron, if it were John, party
and go over with the keg and be like what
I'm telling party and run for everybody. Yes, different for everybody.
All Right, Ron, have a great day. Good morning body.
I hope you have an awesome rest of the day. You.
(27:40):
I just confused myself with that sentence. All right. I
was watching a video of a kid play basketball in
high school. He's from Virginia, Evan Randall. He shoots a
three pointer before it goes in, he doesn't backflip on
the court. Whoa. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
And he makes it. Did he just do a backflip?
I think he did. He just shot the three bank.
(28:00):
Did it ended a backflip at Alexander? Alexander's even giving
it him standing out? Did we get that on film? Zoo?
It was awesome? SPM put it on. I thought maybe
the rest would like call attack or something, because but
I guess doing a backflip it's not illegal in the court.
He did a backflip while the ball was still in
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the air. He didn't do it after he made it.
It was in the air. That's so cool. That's from
W T k R. Amy, what's your crowning moment from
high school?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I think this is just something that movie in my head,
maybe not others. But I was on this committee called
Hall of Honor, and like a bunch of alumni from
Austin High would come back and the gym was filled
with people, you know, current students and previous past students,
and I was tapped to give a speech. And it
was my first time ever doing public speaking in front
(28:53):
of a group, and I was very nervous, but I
did it, and so I think that was the time
when I realized like, oh, I can do this. And
my chemistry teacher was in charge of the club, and
she didn't think very highly of me, but she was
so proud of me after I did it that it.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
Really left me with like this good feeling. So that's
what I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I know a lunchbox is going to be of course,
let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Oh we can say it to go ahead?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, I mean, I have so.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Many, but I guess the one I would pick is
it was nineteen ninety nine. It was prom night and
we're all there gathered at this nice hotel, dressed up
in our tuckses and nice dresses and they said prom
King Anderson High School class in ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Is and they called my name and I was crowned.
I walked up on stage. They had the music playing
and they stuck the crown on my head and they said,
you are the prom King and you can brag about
it for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They said that no, but yeah, yeah, that is what
they were saying. That's going. Yeah, well, you tell us
about that probably once a month at least, because not
a lot of people get crowned prom king, only one
a year. Do you think that's in your top five
life moment, top three life moments? Yep, I'm afraid to
(30:07):
ask if it's a top life moment. Is being named
prom king your top life moment?
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh my god? I mean you know how you watch it?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Like, what's the big thing when you watch a movie
out of Hollywood? Is the problem is being crowned like
queen out Yes, and like I did it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I am not wrong. They make movies about it. That's
how big a deal it is. And did you know
that you would win?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I had I didn't know because they said you could
only win one award and I already won class clown
and so I was like.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I can't win another one. But boom, what U When
you went back to your high school reunion, did they
remember you as prom king? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
They can't prom I thought about wearing my crown to
the reunions, but I didn't take it. But I did, Eddie,
what's your crowning moment from my school?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Really? You want to follow that?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I know I mean and whatever I'm going to say,
it's not good as good as that, But I did.
My senior year high school, I made a homemade helmet
that looked just like our football team's helmet. It was gold,
it had a mustang on both sides, and I wore
it everywhere pep rallies to all the games and everyone
was like, Oh, that's the dude with the helmet. So
when I graduated, I passed it on to the next
It was a junior.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I forget his name. I gave it to him. So
this is your helmet now, And.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
I think I don't know for sure, but they may
still be doing the helmet to this day.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
There is no chance we got to find out if
they're still doing the helmet. There's no chance I know
for sure. It went back two generations.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Generation, two classes a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So for me, high school, because I went to such
a small school, was seventh through twelfth grade, and I
think for most folks, so it was tenth, eleventh and twelfth, ninth, tenth,
eleventh and twelfth, but it was probably and it's kind
of a cop off to do sep grade, but it
happened every year. In seventh grade, I was named the
captain of our twelfth grade quiz bowl team. And I
(32:05):
was like, this is awesome. I'm like, but your brag. Yeah,
I was in seventh grade. I was like twelve, and
I was facing off her. I was facing off against
seventeen year old. Oh that's cool, and quiz bowl and
so and I was captain every year until I graduated.
But when I was a senior, nobody really cared that
I used to be wonder kid. Oh man, it was
I'd roll up. I was by far the youngest and
(32:27):
smallest seventh eighth grader. They're like, there's a kid, there's
a kid. It's very cool. I'm not gonna lie to
you thirty I mean, you guys couldn't sound dork here.
I gave a speech. I was a caval I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Voted prom queen. We don't have that Bobby was a
prom king. Yeah, we're not like I literally when you
started this segment, I texted my best friend from high
school real quick, and I'm like, what's something from hig
school I could be proud of?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Because I was like when your mom had to come
walking to class every day because you were late and
your mom showed up?
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Yeah, my friend, who ring that one up?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
She did say you you graduated with a high level
of ADHD And she said she also said you also
overcame some boyfriend adversity.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
There you go, remember when your boyfriend that's what she's
talking about the word horror but then spelled it.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
He did scribbled and he keyeda in her car and
he spelled ho r E.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
I had broken up with him.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
What an idiot?
Speaker 8 (33:16):
And she said, she also goes, this is my friend Andrew.
She goes, I'm sure you did some charity work too.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, thank you all for reminiscing. That was a good
times man, very much as closest video this kid doing
a flip. But I feel like I know you guys
a little better, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Sorry today this story comes us from Georgia, a forty
three year old woman. Annow it's in October. Hey, I'm pregnant,
I'm having a baby. So she waits till the summer
baby's born, gets seven weeks paid vacation. The only problem
is they started looking at the pictures of her two babies.
They looked nothing alike. It was a second fake pregnancy.
(33:53):
She got busted. They were second fake pregnant. Yeah, they
were both baked. She had done one pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Who the bab were the baby? Know? They were just
pictures she got off the internet. Oh she wasn't like
holding them.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
No, no, no, no, no, no, like she just took the pictures
and like, oh, here are my babies. And so she
did it, not once, but twice, got a white with
the first time. Second time, she lived with people thinking
she had a baby and she was a mom and
she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yes, it's crazy, pretty good racket.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
So she got fourteen weeks of paid vacationies pregnant.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I got the hair to tell you to see the picture,
well you will trust me? Wow, dang, I can't believe
she got away with that. Who you found it? Well?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Someone she posted pictures like man, those babies look nothing alike,
and they did some digging.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
No babies whatsoever, never gave birth. How do you do digging?
I guess hospital records hackers. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
It just says they open an investigation, found out she
was never pregnant, it never gave birth.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Asked her, Hey, come in here, are you pregnant? You
have babies?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, investigation investigation.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Mike d does that thing where he can reverse image
to see if it's from Google.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
So maybe.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Georgia will already been suspicious because some babies just don't
look alike, so you have to already think some things up.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Two different dads. Yeah, common, that's true. But that's a
funny story. Hey, don't do that everybody out do you know?
People are I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Here's a voicemail we got last night. Hey Bobby, I'm
about to go give me another tattoo. The tattoo artist
quoted between four to six hundred, and I was wondering.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
About how much should I tips for when that cost
that much?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
Let me know what you think.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
It's pretty expensive tattoo. I think. I mean I've only
had small ones and none of my cost out.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
You must be getting something a little more detailed.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Full body or old English. Oh, yes, I would say,
And I don't know the rules of tattoo artists, I
would say fifty bucks. If it's four hundred bucks, don't
think it's a twenty percent rule.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
Oh it's not.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I don't know. If it were me, I probably tipped
fifty sixty bucks if that were the case. But that's
why Mike D's are a fact checker. Mike, what's a
tato to tip rule? It had? Okay? Well, then according
to miss Manners, you need who knew I learned something here?
So if it's four hundred bucks, that's an eighty dollars tip.
(36:14):
Ooh that's a lot of tip, But it's also a
lot of tattoo.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, and you want it done right right, so just
make sure you let them know you're going to be tipping.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Does that take like two days? Three days? Tattoo?
Speaker 8 (36:29):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Boy, For that money, I would think you have to
go back a couple of times. So when do you
tip at the very end or like a little the
end of the day, You put money on the table
and everything messages up, you take a dollar back you
messages up. Oops at the end okay, yeah, at the end,
or whenever you pay for it?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Now, which you pay it?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
You pay at the end. I've always paid at the end.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Again, ours are so small and we know our.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Tattoo. Okay, so we learned something together. Twenty percent to
the tattoo artist. Thank you for that. Leave us a
voicemail anytime over the weekend. Eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby,
We will see you on Monday. Have a just a
great time. Be safe. Check you after the weekend by everybody.
The Babby Ball Show The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
(37:19):
produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymondo, head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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