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April 10, 2025 75 mins

A listener called in asking for advice as a newly single parent. Amy shared how to navigate those early stages when you have to start doing things for yourself for the first time again and factor in children. Morgan came in and said she had the best "Nashville" story that involved her and a country artist being together only wearing towels. We started a new series of games between Lunchbox and Abby who are playing for a coveted prize.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio. Lunchbox missed about half
the show on Monday because he claimed he was going
to go shoot a TV show in eastern Tennessee to everybody,
but Lunchbox, is that claim accurate?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Did everybody hear that the same way?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, that's what he said. Just making sure now he
has told us nothing about it. He said, Hey, do
you mind if I leave the show early? Sure? Chase
you dreams, buddy? And he did, And is there anything
you can tell us now about it?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I can say that man, when they tell you they're
going to treat you like royalty VIP.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I mean they rolled out the red carpet. It was
everything I wanted it to be. In more details? What
details can you give us? What television show was it?
Was it for an episode?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
A series?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I was on an episode, just one episode. My theory
was it was white Lotus, Knoxville smoking. No, it's a
pigeon forge, which is it's small town, yes, and it's
their tourism board and they shoot a reality show.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
A reality show? What network by streaming service?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
YouTube?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
He also was a TV show?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
It is t is YouTube TV?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh, YouTube TV? YouTube TV shows television networks. No, listen,
I bet it's gonna be cool. But you made us
believe you were taking off to go shoot a TV show. No, no,
it is a TV shoot show.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
They had camera crew everything, they had everything. You had sound, guys,
they had sound, They had everything. It was the same
thing as a TV show. Okay, go ahead, But I
mean when Pigeon Ford says they're gonna give you the
VIP treatment, they give you the VIP treatment. Hey man,
you want this, you want some food, it's absolutely free.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Here you go.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Here's some nice clothes. They gave me some you know shirts.
They gave me free this for that. It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
They gave you this and that.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, wardrobe and kidd let's just say my episode was awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Are you competing?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Is it like a reality show?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
No, there's families that are competing, and.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I am the one. Get you a little bit. He
touched his YaST infection.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I think's bothering him.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, but he did the and in the client pushed
the button and talked over the top. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Anyway, I would just say, there are four families competing,
and the competition is I am in this competition and
I'm in a I don't know what hosting it. I
am a co host, and how do I don't know
how what I can say?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
According to my lawyers, did your your other host your
co hosts know about your yeast infection?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Like closer, we're close, We're close.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
But in my episode, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
A big ORB and it's like a mountain on the
top of a mountain, and the contestants line up at
the start line and they try to race down the
mountain and I try to him over in the orb.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And let's just say it was a good day. So
I'm happy you did it. Do you guys?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Don't mess that a little bit. I still don't really
understand what it was.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
It feels like it was just content by the tourism
board of No. No, it's a show. Yeah, like there's episodes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, it's content.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, No, like it's literally an episode. It's an it's
a show, Like it's a TV show. Do we know
the name of the TV show? Did you say that?
It's the Pigeon Forge Family Challenge. It's sort of like
the challenge on MTV.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
How'd you get how do they get in touch with you?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So the guy that works for the agency.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
His wife is a big fan of the show, and
it's like, oh my gosh, you should reach out to Lunchbox.
He would be great for this, and so boom he
reached out to me and I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let's go. So the Pigeon Forge Family Challenge. You can
find it on the network Mypigeonforge dot com.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I mean network.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm sure it's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm just I'm sure it's fun and awesome, and I
hope they paid you well and hope it came off awesome.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You just presented it to us like you're gonna be
on a Netflix show.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I never said Netflix, now I know, but I never
said Netflix.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Google does call it a TV program.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
It is a TV program.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I am telling you it's on It's on YouTube for sure.
I'm I guess there's nothing about what he did. I'm
just talking about his presentation to us as to why
he wanted to go. He made us think he was
getting put on a TV show.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
What is TV?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
As a character?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Is TV is what it was?

Speaker 8 (04:34):
It?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
TV?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Was it was there, camera crew, was there sound equipment?
Did they have to do mike checks?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
They I'm to reshoot things?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, I'm happy for it. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I hope everything's great, hope, but it gets more streams
than anything else.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
They say, Actually, when does it happen?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
What are they er?

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Uh, it'll be coming up in a couple of months.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
They got edit all together and filming the rest of
this week and then we'll start rolling it out.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You let us know.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'll let you know.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
And I carpet. Oh, I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Let us know. It's a TV so I had to
go to that. Yeah, yeah, you if I have to
go to that. Okay, So that's it. That's the update
on Lunchboxes television show. And where can you look at it?
Where to say my Pigeonfords dot com slash family dash challenge,
that's right there you go.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
That's Right's Anonymous Sinbo.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Anonymous Sinbag's the question to.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Be, Hello, Bobby Bones, big podcast listener. I need some
help with a family situation. I'm eighteen, in my first
year of college. Six months ago, my mom started dating
a new guy. Last weekend, they were married. After the ceremony,
my mom's new husband kind of got in my face
and made it known that he was now my quote

(05:44):
dad and he should be respected as such.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
First Off, I think respect is earned.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Secondly, it was incredibly odd that you would choose his
own wedding to confront me like this. Thirdly, he not
so subtly veiled threatened me that if I didn't treat
him like he expected, he would also encourage my mom
to stop contributing to my education. It should also be
known that I've never once been rude or nasty to him.
I'm just eighteen years old. I have other things I'm
dealing with. Do I bring my mom in on this

(06:11):
or just let it slide and see what happens? Signed
stepdaddy drama. First of all, you did not deserve this.
Second of all, how weird at his wedding he demands
respect as a stepdad. Third of all, he's not really
your stepdad. You're an adult stepdad's like I had a stepdad.
I was eleven or twelve when my mom remarried and
she married Darkansas Keith. That was a stepdad because he

(06:32):
was a fatherlike influence on me as I was still
able to be influenced as a kid. If your mom
gets married at twenty five, okay, legally, maybe that's your stepdad.
Banks your stepdad.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Oh yeah, No, I mean there's a difference in stepdad
and mom's husband.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, there is. Do you know what I would do
is I would let it slide for now. Your mom
just got married. I would just think about your mom here.
I think she needs to be brought in if anything
else happens from this on, or you wait a month
or so to bring it up to her. If you
are going to bring it up, I just wouldn't do
it right this second, right as a marriad, out of
respect to them, and too, this douchebag doesn't deserve you
being emotionally affected by it or triggered by it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Let him do his thing. He's struggling with something.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Alment window though, Like, don't you want to give her
a chance to get out?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I bet she knows. I bet she knows what kind
of guy he is.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, that's because that is concerning to me.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I agree, it is concerning unless you feel like he
is not respectful to your mom as well, Like this
could be well it is just.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Like I'm going to tell your mom to quit playing
for your school if you don't.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
He's a loser. Yeah, he's a loser.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I would say, wait a bit if you're gonna go
talk to your mom, let them have their wedding and
their fun time. Don't remove that from them. If anything
else happens, if there is one millimeter of him being
a d bag again, I would go to your mom
and not like tell on them and be like, hey, mom,
how do you feel about this? Because if you're asking
for her advice, she will not feel, as I like
to say, on her heels like she is defensive because

(07:58):
if you're like he's doing this, he's gonna feel like
she needs to defend him immediately because he's your new
quote stepdad. But if you go to her and say,
can I get your advice on something that's made me uncomfortable,
it's much easier for her to have that conversation. So
if one other thing, one of those slight thing happens
was you or your siblings, I would go and ask
advice from your mom right now. I'd give it a beat,
especially if he has no other history of being a

(08:19):
d bag like this, maybe wedding night, like he signs
it and he's like, I'm the dad, now I got it.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Weird, it's weird. All of us think it's weird.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
But if it's the only time something can happen once
and never happen again. If something happens twice, it's likely
it'll happen a third time.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, fool me once, shame on.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, you don't know how to say, point me to
bail you out.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Okay on you fool me twice, stream on me.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Fool me three times. Don't be fooled again. All right,
that's what he said. That what he said. All Right,
there you go, that's the mail back. Close it up.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
There's a Texas company.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
This is from Axios who's attempting to bring back extinct animals,
and they announced Monday the revival of the once long
gowne dire Wolf. So I'm gonna reach just some of this, guys.
This is Jurassic Park waiting to happen again. Eventually, it's
gonna go from wolves to dogs, to wooly mammots to
freaking Taranosaurus rex. You know we're all gonna get eaten.

(09:17):
What they're saying. Quote, our team took DNA from a
thirteen thousand year old tooth and a seventy two thousand
year old skull and made healthy dire wolf puppies. This
is exactly Jurassic Park. The company is based in Dallas,
with some employees in Austin. Flashback the wolves, thought to
have been extinct for over twelve thousand, five hundred years,
where as much as twenty five percent larger than gray

(09:39):
wolves had a slightly wider head, light, thick fur, and
a stronger jaw. Big, big wolf, and it has a
crazy howl. And so now they're howling as well. It
looks like a massive It looks like a wolf meets
a moose, but like a wolf way bigger. But if
they're taking DNA, you're telling me you ain't gonna grab

(10:00):
tecosaurs bone and do this with that. Eventually it's life
imitating artistead of our imitating life.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
I feel so stupid because I don't understand how you
can take DNA and create a living animal.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I do not understand how the internet works. I do
not understand how my television works. Yeah, I don't know
how that works. I can't fix my car.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
But why do we need this wolf back?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Why are they doing this?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Why this wolf?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Can we like try to grow something else.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
My understanding would be that if we're doing the wolf
and we're bringing back old extinct things. It is for
a much greater need and purpose in their mind, or
a greater need the ability to make more money to
do greater grander things. Extinct animals dinosaurs because they bring
back aunt sally. Probably not in the way that you think,

(10:46):
but it's like when they clone. It's not exactly the same,
but it's very much the same. It looks like ants
DNA same but not experiences memories because of what the
brain has had to hold.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
But for science, this is this is basically for science.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
But I mean, what if you need to create a
whole let's say not extinct, let's say it's almost extinct,
and there's part of the ecosystem that you need to
live that needs to continue the ecosystem at the same rate,
you could take DNA and create that animal that allows
the ecosystem to remain. Like if you could do that
with bees, they would do that right now because of
the bee population's dying in a lot of places.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
That ends up killing so much of the food supply
because of what they do.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
So they can do it with this wolf, can't they
do it with bees?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know why they can't do with an insect.
I don't know how they do with a wolf. I
know nothing except Jurassic Park. I'm telling you, I just
saw Jurassic Park when I saw the story. But yeah,
when you're like, I don't know, I don't know how
to do anything that I do.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
But like if there are no those kinds of wolves, like,
how does it give birth?

Speaker 10 (11:43):
How does it become a animal? How does it vitro fertilization?
Well they put that into somebody have to give birth
to that.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
No one ever knew that until somebody had a scientific
mind to go. We can go in the body, pull
out this thing that we probably just recently learned, because
we didn't even know what sperm was until the eighteen Again,
we are learning things all the time that allow us
to take a micro part of the organism, which is
the DNA, and turn it into the bigger part.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So it's basically just expanding.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah that's singular, that's not even a single cell, but
but basically that.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Well to piggyback off of that, did they they insert
it into like a dog and the dog gives birth
to the wolf for what Yeah, this.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is because I don't know how to do anything. I
just read the story. That's what I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Not Jurassic Park because I've just seen that movie, because.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
It doesn't hatch like an egg. But in Jurassic Park
they hatched.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
My understanding just from reading the story is that I
have no idea. I mean, but they did.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
They were able to create it.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yes, did they probably put it in a female dog
and she have the new dogs.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Probably yes, much like you would do like IVF. Then
that would be half dogs like the dog.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
He didn't consent to that, Like, no, it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It wouldn't becau, it wouldn't be theirs at all. They were.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
But okay, we're breaking to the down. We have no
idea about there's no there's no need for us to
follow because we don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
But they had a male and the female tooth and
they were able to get.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
So that's right. Yeah, they're just gonna make it. Trano's
horse Rex was my whole point of that story.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Eventually, we didn't need any sperm.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
But they don't need sperm to clone things they don't know. Yeah, no, no,
just need the DNA.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I went to a couple of voicemails. This is christ
from California.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
I love the show. I tried to listen to it
as much as I possibly can. I am ten years old,
and I just want to know why you discontinued the
mail Bag and started doing the other thing. I forgot
how it's called love the show.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Thank you for asking. So we did not discontinue the
mail Bag. But the other thing is because people couldn't
remember the mail Bag. They do all this research on
the show and sometimes I listen and they were like, hey,
the mail Bag.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
People love it.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It tests wonder fleet, but no one remembers the name
of it because it's so generic. So we still do it.
It's just now called the Anonymous Inbox, which we did
in a few minutes ago, and there's a song with it.
It's the Anonymous Inbox, same thing. We just had to
give it a slightly hookier title so people would remember it.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, give me the next one.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Ray. It'd be neat if once a week you could
ask the people that have called in in the past,
and there's been plenty the.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
Mailbag to give an update.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
There's so many.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Things that I wonder, well, well, how did it turn out?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I thought it'd be neat.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You do Mailbag updates. I agree, and sometimes they do
message in or call the voicemail lineback, and we do
put them on, but most don't. Most just want to
hear the advice and then move on. And sometimes they
probably don't even take the advice, so there is no update.
But I would take every bit of advice. I give
a chef's kiss a plus advice. Finally, I'll give you
a story from Reuters on the wolf. Twenty genes of

(14:56):
gray wolves were edited with the DNA to include dire
wolf traits and gray wolf sales. Through cloning, embryos were
created from the edited gray wolf cells, and these were
implanted in surrogate domesticated dog mothers. Three different dogs gave
birth to the pups. There you go. So I don't
eve understand all those words. I think I get it,
but I kind of have a broad idea of what.
And then again I say to you, t Rex, that's

(15:18):
what I say. First, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Joyce Poplin is retiring as principal of Nebo Elementary in
North Carolina. She's been principal for sixteen years, but before that,
she was a kindergarten teacher for thirty years and then
she went to school at this place, so this is
her school. So the students were like, what do we do?
We gotta do something special for miss Poplin. Well, the students.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
And old alumni got together and they did a high
school musical, like a musical with song stories all about her.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like, I got like little chills on my legs to
think about all the work they did, how she would
feel watching Like it's like even a parade. It's cool,
but like the work to write a musical and then
perform it as she's watching.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, never heard of that either.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
That's cool.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
That's so cool that she went to school there. She
was a teacher there for so long. Then she was
the principal. That was her place.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
What's the name of the school? It was Nebo Elementary,
So after she dies, they should name the school after her. Oh,
the Joyce Poplin Elementary.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Just Poplin Elementary. Sure, two names never works. You can
do that, but no one never calls it that. Don't
do it while someone's alive, because they still have the
ability to murder Village Race.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't see Joyce murdering.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I don't either, But hey, joe O Pudding Pops, we
didn't see that coming either. And there's got to be
a couple of Cosby Elementary that had to get changed
real quick.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You know what I'm saying. I mean I went to
Winstein High. Oh yeah, I went to elementary.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You went to elementary.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah you can't because it could be like financial.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Not that she's gonna do it, sure, but you tell
her like a coaching way, So what will happen? Sometimes Amy,
they'll have a head coach. Let's say Nick Saban was
coach of Ballabama. This didn't happen. But if he had
a guy that was an assistant for twenty years and
he was like, this is my assistant, Jonathan Diddy gonna
he's coaching waiting so when I'm out, he's the new
head coach. You could do this like school name and

(17:18):
waiting upon death. It's kind of dark, but still a
little dark. That's a great story. I really feel bad
about it. Diddy Elementary. All you guys had it changed.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Man, I can't even tell my kids where I.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Went to school. I know, I know, there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something
good from women's health, what makes the perfect spouse? So
they did a thousand men in the US ages eighteen
to fifty eight thousand women and the men, and the
women list the characteristics top three that they're looking for.

(17:50):
So I'm when have you guys do the same. Take
fifteen seconds right, put a little time for music on
for us? What makes the perfect spouse? Because I can
read you the trades, but I want you guys to
have yours first?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
So's any spouse in general or just a man?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well for you it would be a man, yes, or
it could be a woman who else if you want
to announce that we're okay, we are supportive. So when
everybody's done with their top three, I'll read you what
the list says all right, time time and he's still

(18:26):
working on his. So the husband women want is loyal
is number one, and don't change your answers. Girls and guys,
you don't change you answers once they do this. You loyal,
a good provider, and attractive in that order. The wife

(18:51):
that men want is sexually attractive. They even list that
differently attractive and sex affective, independent, financially sappy. So those
are the three general ones across the board. So let's
go to the ladies first, Amy, what were the three

(19:12):
you listed, Uh, spouse traits most important to you?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Shoot, I didn't think about the looks part. That's a given.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
But no, no, no it's not.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Nothing's a given.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
You got to be attracted, but nothing's a given.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
What do you have in a Number one is emotional intelligence,
so that they can have access to emotion.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, Uh, protection, have a gun?

Speaker 7 (19:37):
No, I just meant like they wrong, bodyguard, somebody, just
all types of like I want to feel safe, okay,
and with them, So it's not about that, uh, supportive.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Those were the first three.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
Morgan, What did you put so my number one spot,
I have consistency, someone who's very consistent. You know who
they are all the time. It doesn't really change number
two one on the list. I have loyalty, and that's given.
You don't want to be cheated on them.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I would say those two are in the same ish category, though.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Do you think consistency and loyalty are.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, I think loyalty involves a lot of consistency.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
They're not exactly the same, but I can see where
you're trauma speaking here. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, god.

Speaker 11 (20:21):
And then my third one is communicator someone who knows
how to communicate, have conversations that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Let's go over to the guys and yeah, I give
mine too. Ah, you want to go first over there
if you want me to. What are your three number
one was hotty with a body so attractive? Yep okay.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Second one was sense of humor. Gott to laugh at
my jokes because you know I'm funny your jokes. Well, no,
not my jokes only, but like I like going to
comedy shows, and so if you don't enjoy that, get
out of here, Like I'm sarcastic, So you need to
be able to handle that.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That feels different than sense of humor, because sense of humor,
I think, is somebody who is funny on their own.
You're like someone who just must enjoy your sense of humor,
like a consumer.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
And then sometimes people use sarcasm as to be passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
But his thing wasn't sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
His was like, must like his sense of humor and
put up with his interesting Yeah, okay. Next one, cook
so hot sense of humor and cook yep okay, Eddie.
You guys don't want a woman to cook, sure.

Speaker 10 (21:17):
But that's not What are your top three number ones
attractive for sure like Morgan, Well, you weren't being honest.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Well they didn't put money on the either, so they
weren't being honest.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Frauds.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
We're able to take care of ourselves, okay, financially.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Independent women, So you have looks. Go ahead, yeah, it looks.
And then I have a sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
What do you really have?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
I have sense of humor.

Speaker 10 (21:44):
I just didn't want lunchboxes. But his was different, was
his sense of humor. I have sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
The last one is financially responsible?

Speaker 5 (21:56):
What are you doing? Is that really what you wrote?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
What you look at us three?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You did spending money? But that's what I meant.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, then say what you wrote?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Well, spending money, but I didn't know how to word that.
It's financially responsible. But you have to word how you think.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
It like it's the way you wrote it. It's like
you want a woman that spends money.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, no, no, what I said?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And then change your answer.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, no, I want her to be responsible when spending money.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
What about you any money?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (22:24):
You can you golf? You have all these little hobbies.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
No I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
It's very limited. But you but you said two things.
You said no, I don't. But then you said limited.
I'm just for the record, I'm not the guy that's
you is all over the place, and you change in
the middle of.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It bigger words. Well, well, I'm to explain myself better.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
So you want a woman that just doesn't blow money.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, that's what I want. I mine.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I put funny, smart, attractive.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
So number one's funny, which probably is like Morgan's were.
Funny and smart are kind of the same thing, like
you have. You can't really be hilarious unless you're smart
and then attracted. Sure, all of us probably put it
gets guys, we caven that's number one.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
That's number one. I put three for me, but it's
still on time years. Wasn't an order, was it?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah? Oh yeah, of course it's an order. Funny, smart, attractive.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
I will admit I definitely thought that was included, so
I probably just see the same.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I too assumed you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You shouldn't have thought that because I told you what
their list was, and I listed that as one of
their three. So you guys would not make smart on
my list. Both of you would not make it now
because I just said both had attractive or sexually attractive
as their list and you guys went, we already thought
that was on there.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
You can be smart or maybe a bad listener.

Speaker 10 (23:39):
Would anyone go unattractive as one of their just kind
of like, don't care about it if they're doing.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
But I don't think that's different.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Oh there's that song.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
If you want to be happy for the rest of
your life, better never make a pretty woman your wife.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
There's a difference in unattractive, though, in not caring about
attraction or caring less unattractive me. Do you just want
to that's really ugly to you. That doesn't make right,
So you don't want no attractive? But what you could
do is say attraction doesn't rank up in my top
seven to ten things.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Have you heard of people that date people less attractive
than them so that they always feel attractive?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yes, well not so they always feel attractive. I've heard
people who date less. My wife.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is way less, but I don't think it was to
make her feel more attractive.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Well, she's attracted, she's attracted to you, looks wise obviously, okay, yeah, yeah,
and other things about you.

Speaker 11 (24:29):
I do feel it's interesting that the women said attraction
and the guy said sexually attraction, which means like for women,
attracted to mean a bunch of different things like their
personality and everything they're attracted to.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
But for men, it's like just looks. You want to yeah, yeah,
you want to see her across the room and be.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Like, what are you produced.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
With women?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Ours?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Attraction can grow you.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Guys can pick attractions. It doesn't matter you guys. I know,
like you said, you guys want unattractive la I got
a netek about giving presents back. So it was announced
my son's pre.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
K teachers leaving, taking a new job, moving cities, all right,
So all the families get together, like we should get
her some gifts, and so they do this, you know,
whole thing, and they give her gifts and the celebration
and then she's not leaving natural she decided to stay.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Oh that's kind of awkward.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Aside from the gift question, that's like after we do
this whole like she got a raise or something like,
why do you say, I don't know, no idea.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
She didn't say.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
She just said, after we had this whole song and
dance where we show up in the classroom, we need
appreciation more than song and dance. You meant an appreciation but.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We had like a cake and said goodbye and all this,
and then the next week she announces, you know, I've
had to change your heart and I'm gonna stay.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Any chance that the outpouring of emotion during that appreciation
ceremonies like kept her going, Man, maybe I don't want
to leave this essentially really care about what I do
and how I do it? Well maybe, okay, So your
question is does she.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Need to give the presents back?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Did you give her a present?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, we like all contributed and bought her like you
know a little of this, like like some gift cards
to hear and it's like I don't know exactly what
the gifts were, but you know you contributed, and they
all had an idea like we'll get her one of
these and one of the and it's like, well, she
didn't go anywhere now, so she's got presents for nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
What do you want to happen?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
I would like the presents back.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
How if they're gift cards, do you get them back?
So she just she just gave her own money for
what was given to her. I believe, so Yo said,
talk about how you think it should happen.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I would believe she would add up all the amount
of gifts and gift cards and then just give it back,
and then we distributed amongst the parents how much we
each contributed.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I've never heard of that. Maybe she doesn't have that
cash though. It's different to have cash to give back versus.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, give me the gift card back and then all
the gift cards. I'll give this parent thirty bucks, this
parent thirty bucks. Because it's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It's like it's a false like, hey, let me fake
like I'm leaving so I can get some presents, and
then I got.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You guys, do you think that's what she did?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Do you think she purposefully fake, as you said, fake
like she was leaving to get presents.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I don't think she did it on purpose. But now
other people are gonna see that and be like, hey,
I can do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think it's interesting to start a trend if you
get somebody like a wedding gift and the end up
not getting married, go.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Give it back.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, right, So I think that this is it exists.
This is very specific. So you do you want to
be the one to reach out to her to say
would you get because someone's gonna need to probably.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, I wouldn't be the one because I'm not the
one in front of this whole organization.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Like I didn't get everybody.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Together and do the hooplah like another parent led the charge.
So I'm looking at that other parent going, hey, when
are you going to ask for the money back?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You ask that parent?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I could okay, Hey, like you're gonna ask then for
the gifts back because you feel I just want to
get your feelings before I give mine. You feel like
you deserve to have your money back. Yeah, I was
doing it as a goodbye present, Like, so she must
leave now. If she's gonna leave, all right, cool, here
this to help you on your way.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Could lunchbox do like a show of hands with all
the parents and be like, should we get our money back?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Get a vote? We could do a vote?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, there like a group text?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Is there is a group text? This is a democracy?

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
It is not that that's not a democracy so specifically,
so it's odd. It's a bit awkward for her. But
I would think if she doesn't voluntarily say hey, I'm
gonna give all this back, that it's now turned from
a goodbye gift to an appreciation gift, right, that's what
I would think because she's like watching kids. You probably

(28:35):
get people appreciation gifts anyway, teachers, maybe not thirty bucks worth.
I'm sure you get them a little something, right, Yeah?
Sometimes Hi, every once in a while. Did you get
her that plus the gift? Yeah? They had to teach
her appreciation week a different week. And did you get
her a gift? Are you sure? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Gift card?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Any think he's lying? Yeah, Well, I don't know. I
just said no, no, I'm just gonna follow him, go ahead, Amy.

Speaker 7 (28:56):
Well, I guess I'm just curious how many families are
involved or maybe?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
So Okay, if there's fourteen, So did each of you contribute? Yes,
ten dollars?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, thirty? He said thirty?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
He said thirty?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Okay, sorry, so total amount?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Add that up? Yeah, so what I'm saying, so fourteen times
thirty is five hundred bucks. Okay, say it's five hundred bucks.
I just made that up and you want it back.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's a lot of money, a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
But it is all together, but thirty bucks each? Is
it worth the awkwardness?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And is it worth making her go and track it
all down? Can it not just be an appreciation of
thirty dollars?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
What does she does she feel awkward now?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I don't know her. She might, yes, I would say
probably about the guests.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Once I was leaving school, I was leaving like Cambilton
and I was moving to Mount Pine and it was
like my last day, and so I went and everybody's like, oh,
we're sad, and I don't know if it was gifts
to pay cupcakes and stuff. And then I ended up
coming back the next Monday, and it's so awkward because
we weren't able to move for another month. We thought
we were able to move, we weren't able to move,
and so I so awkward.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I was like, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Did you give him back the cupcakes? Couldn't now that
I couldn't give back, But that's awkward feel So I
bet she kind of feels awkward, But it probably also
influenced her decision to stay. And if you loved her
as a teacher, that's probably just you, guys, Like all
that effort went into affecting how she handles her career
where she wants to be, which is a benefit to you.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
So back in like what was it two thousand and eight,
you threw me a big going away party because I
was leaving the show.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
She never left and to wait one those presents.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Then I never left, and I feel like Lunchboks came
on the air and said, this is sort of exact
same thing, like we threw amy this going away party,
but really I was leaving.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I was what did you all do?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
You don't have to defend yourself. We had a big party,
big dinner. But did she returned the gifts?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
How didn' even get her gift? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
But this you did?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah? Okay, So then this is what I would suggest
for you, so you have whatever closure you need. I
would message the leader individually and ask how they feel
about it, and just get an answer and let us
know tomorrow the next day. Okay, But my feeling would
be it has turned from a we appreciate you so much,
we're sad to see you go gift, but we appreciate

(31:00):
you so much. We're so happy you changed your mind
and your staying gift. Okay, even though the cake said
good looking, Well the cake doesn't matter. You're not getting
the cake back on the cake has gone. That's not
even a factor here.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
It just didn't work out, Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's it's awkward, but you're going on my side, no,
because I would not want it back. I think I
wouldn't be upset though, if it's somebody who's great, if
you really appreciated thirty dollars. Okay.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
The only way you can be upset is if she
orchestrated this whole thing is a lie to get something
and then tricked everybody.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
But honey, honeysuckle, vinegar whatever, that's called the show where
she faked having cancer.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
That's how you get mad.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
So let's just let us know in the next couple days.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ago you reach out to the leader and let the
leader give you input, you can influence the leader. I'll
just I'll just say, hey, do you think we should
ask or how are you feeling about them staying?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And how are you feeling? That's the way to do it.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Okay. They say screaming can be cathartic. It can relieve stress, lacks,
muscle tension, and increase your energy. Now I'm not a screamer.
Amy has been seen in her car screaming.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Yeah, I have been a self proclaimed screamer, and what
that does.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
It's a release for me.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
I mean sometimes you just yes, I've gone into my
car and I just scream.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
You just let it out?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Do you go with the h?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Are the uh? I dabble in both.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Actually, it's just like whatever needs to come out. It
could be high pitched, could be more like a lion roar.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, so purposefully, sometimes you'll you'll chase.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
The ru Yeah, I may chase the roar.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
There's something called the power Shout that's been invented, and
their product from power Shout is Shoutlet. It's a different version.
It's a portable voice suppression device. So it's a small
pillow basically made from high density foam to give everyone
an outlet they can scream their face off. But sometimes
you really can't get anywhere that if you scream, people

(32:57):
won't pay attention.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It'll be like, what's what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Right?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
You're right thinking that this like you're in danger?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
So it looks kind of like a little notebook sized
thing and you put it over your face and apparently
it's so thick and so dense you can just let
it rip right. Screaming for me, I don't think does
anything one. I'm also I think it was stressed me
out that I mess my voice up. That's what I
do for a living good point, So I kind of
worry about that, But I'm curious what everybody's stress reliever is, Like,

(33:24):
what is it? Yours can't be screaming. You also walked
into your pool fully closed once.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
That was more desperate.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Than meltdown saver instead of a stress flow.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
That was it had reached the end of my rope?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
What is your stress relievers called rock.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Bottom or close?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
So, yeah, I've been known to scream, but I have
several in my little toolbox. My number one lately is
just getting outside and going for a walk, fresh air
and breath work.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Huge and breath work. Is that you have a pattern of.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, like I'll go for a walk and intentionally, uh,
just like the easiest one is four in hold for
four four out, so you just repeat that over and
over and you feel the release. Or my favorite is
tapping into all of my senses.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, now you're getting to who ajubu.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
No, that's not no, this is scientifically.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's so vague. So it's like no.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Sight, I see exactly You're you're already doing it. Oh wow,
what is something I can see right now? What is
something I can feel right now taste here and smell
like you just go through each of your senses and
it calms you down.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
So what it would be then, is it calms you
down by taking your mind off whatever is currently not
calming you exactly. So those are also techniques because grounding
that when I try to sleep, that they teach you
to do so be removing whatever's bothering you from you
thinking about it right there.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
It immediately brings you into the present moment because you're
having to focus on what's around you.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
What do you do as a stressful ay for lunchbox, Oh, man,
makes me feel better every time? Make love to my wife.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay, but what if you don't have access to that.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
You can't You can't determine all the time, right.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
But I so I'm stressed out, honey, I need to
make some love, okay, Eddie.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
Lately it's been a margarita. Margarita's in the backyard and
just kind of maybe a lot of fire, but that
kind of does it? Man, Maybe listen to some music
get away from whatever's messing with me. Alcohol though, nice margarita. Yeah,
what if you don't have margarita?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Would you do?

Speaker 8 (35:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Wine's good?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay? So it's your alcohol for me Again, I think
it's just I need to refocus on something else to
remove the focus on whatever it is that is bothering
me or stressing me out. And the only thing that
I have that I really can de stress is by
turning on NCAA Football and Madden Football on PlayStation. That's it,

(35:54):
because I have to pay attention. Video game. Yeah, I
mean I have, that's it, and I only play those games.
I played two K basketball sometimes, but I have to
pay attention, and that's the only real thing that I
have that can pull my focus off whatever because I
need to get I need to keep a score, my game,
my point for a game, my yard's pray.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
And so you what if you don't have that, But
that's it. That's it.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
That's the only way.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
That is the only way that I have in my
life now that I'm confident that if something is really
burning me up and I'm triggered by something, I can
flip that on and I can remove the trigger a
bit because I now have to focus on something else,
anything else. I've been reading a lot trying to fix
like my nighttime anxiety. But again, the reading so much
isn't for whatever I'm learning, it's to hopefully make my

(36:38):
brain think about what I'm reading instead of what is
happening and bothering me.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
The same way you're saying the sense of thing.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Yeah, but that's just something you can do and lunchbox
as well. I just want all of y'all to build
up some tools that you can have with you at
any time.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I feel pretty good about my video and I always
have that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Well, my wife is giving me most of the time.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
But it's at home, and it's it's wildly available. He
could just buy one.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Wherever you are.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah, sure, I could give.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Me to a Best Buy.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Now, there's nothing else that I that I can do
consistently that can remove my focus on something that stresses
me out.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
And also lucky that you have that.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Like in a video game, Well, I'm saying that if
you know anybody challenges how much you're playing, You're like,
what are you talking about this?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I'm handling my stress right now.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Your point, but that sometimes I play a lot. My
wife knows not because I'm stressed. She's like, you're not
playing a lot. You're trying to beat old record or
you're playing against your buddies.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, same with the margarita. My wife is like another
one stressed out.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
We're stressed out.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I feel you.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, my wife's again.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm like, I'm stressed out. We're all stressed ball.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Last month, the Michigan teams suffered a serious heart related
episode during track practice and was then saved by her coaches.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
So no issues.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
This happens a lot with high school kids, Like they
have no issues because they've had to not go in
to get so a lot of times with us, with adults,
we've been you know, you for your insurance, you have
to go and get a physical, but you're fourteen or
fifteen years old, you don't get that stuff. So she's fourteen.
Her name was Alyssa Atkinson. She had sudden cardiac arrest
while just warming up, so that means she was like

(38:16):
on the brink. So she was assisted by our coaches.
They jumped in, did CPR, used an ad that's the clear.
I kept her I'll stay alive. I don't think that's
probably the term. But kept her active keper until ems arrived.
And had they not been so quick to see it,
I mean I think I think it's a good chance
I freak out more than help.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Like I just point and.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Go, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, somebody to do something. Yeah, got oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
But they didn't.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
They jumped in CPR and used the ad and her
mom's like, hey, had they not done this, she wouldn't
be here. So the coaches big heroes. They don't really
talk about the coaches names out. I wanted to shoot,
but hey, coach wanted coach two good jobs.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Maybe they want to stay anonymous.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You know some people they didn't even say they wanted
to be anonymous. But the athletic director was in the
story taking the CD well, just saying like it helps
save a live.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Yeah, but when you're when you're at the top, you
get credit for the good stuff, but you also get
blamed for the bad.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Tell me about it, honestly, I just get the bad
U w x y Z with that story. That's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I have dandriff pretty bad right now.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
My hair is longer, and when it gets longer, it
gets curlier, So I want to wash it as much
because it turns into just a nightmare. So when I
don't wash it as much then it dry. It gets
because this is a dandriff, just like dry flakes.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, So now we're in a black shirt and I
know I get dandriff. It looks like a dreaming of a.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
You gotta like brush it off.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I just have to get a haircut.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Well, dandriff is more than but.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I washed my hair and take more care of it
when I have shorter hair because I can't control it when.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
It gets like this, gotcha, do you use it? Ever?
Use a special shampoo? I?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Okay, talk, I use whatever my wife puts in there. Okay,
that's normal for a guy. And it's and sometimes she'll
be like, you're flaking a little much here Christmas, or she'll.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Call me being a big crossy.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, she'll be like, you're flaking a little much there
being and so there's like a cubby hole in our shower,
and she puts the stuff in there that I'm supposed
to use. But when it's long, I can't really control
it because it gets so wavy and curly. Anyway, that's
the Bobby minute.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Thank you all.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
But having a black shirt like an idiot looks like
I've been on a blizzard.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
I have a lint roller. You want to me to
come roll it?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
It'll pick up all the It's not limp though, it's
it'll pick it up bad like.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I don't care that much.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Okay, Amy's like I brought a vacuum cleaner from home.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Got a truck.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I'm just saying I got it.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Let's go to Amy with the morning corny but investigative.
We have ninety seconds to figure out as many as
we can.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
The mourning corny.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
What do you call a romance that starts in them
fish love?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Fishing, fish, fish, aquamarine fish again? What do you call
me fish?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Underwater, skydiving, shark love.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Love, bait love, fishing like young young love like yeah,
uh pull guppy love?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yes? Okay. How do you drown a.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Hipster hy jeans? Put them in the shower? How do
you drawn a hipster play? Play around water? What the
hipsters listen to music? Indi indie indie music, indie water.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Oh, indie water is good, dude, drag them indie watery water.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, that's that is good.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
How do you drown a hipster.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Listen, how do you drown a hipster?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
D You put them in the river? Put them in
the pool?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, what do hipsters do?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
No, man, you put them in the washing machine, washed water.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Are we not the ocean? Ocean?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Hippy hollow Indian.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Ocean and drunk ind the ocean?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I feel like we're close, man, the Gulf of Mexico.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
We've known a lot of golf of America.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
What is it in the mainstream?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
That's in the main stream.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's good, though, stream we never had stream in the
main stream.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
That's okay, hold on, we got one, but can you
I don't know what I didn't understand it?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Hipster? Is someone I on? Guppies like that? To me?
Guppies with a little fish?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Fish?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, I don't even know the real definition of a
guppy except we had them on like the aquarium.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
So they're like blackfish, little fish. It's a real kind
of fish, right, real fish. Okay, Yeah, this is a
little fish.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
So it's a little yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Puppy love.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh yeah, got it. Okay, So that's what I was like.
I don't even know what this means. Thank you? All right,
that's the Morning Corny. What we got one?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Do you want to?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I feel like we have fun though, and isn't that
what it's all about? Yeah? All right, go ahekay, clear
eyes hearts. Have we ever gotten zero?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I feel like we have.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's not a long time.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Close it out. That was the Morning Corny. So I'll
just be honest with you guys. I put an add
up on Zip recruder. I'm looking to hire for a
new position. Not so much on the show, although they
do do stuff with the show, but read my guy's leaving.
He's moving. It stinks, but he's moving to Saint Louis,
of all places. His wife's about to be a doctor

(43:54):
and so they as an intern, they get moved and
so he's going with her.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
So he's just leaving. So I have to like that
head digital spot that travels with me.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
So I put an ad up on ZipRecruiter to fill
the spot, and it's up there, and i'd encourage you
to go check it out if you think that it
could be you.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
I do use ZipRecruiter. I know we talked about it
on the show, but I do use it. I've used
it before.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
According to a recent Zip Recruiter survey seventy six percent
of employers planning to expand their headcount this year, one
of those being meat and the ad is up and
so looking for that kind of head of creative, head
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Go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash bones and try zip
intro for free. If you're looking for people, it's amazing,

(44:36):
or if you're like me and you hear about the
job to go check it out. ZipRecruiter dot com, slash bones,
zip intro. But ZipRecruiter dot com slash bones post jobs today,
talk to qualified candidates tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Boom, there you go.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You just have to name what TV show it is
from the quote. So here's the example, Clear Eyes, Full Hearts.
That's now this one will be a bit different because
only two of you are going to get to play.
Here's why a listener had sent this is a pin
here that he had he ordered it as part of
the seats from Razorbaite Football Stadium and they made it

(45:12):
to a really nice pin and then.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Awesome, yeah, very cool, really cool.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
So I use that pin all the time, and so
he had sent me another one and said, hey, I
didn't know who to send this to, either Abby or Lunchbox,
and it's to Alan Fieldhouse or at the Jayhawks play.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
So it's a pin that's part of the original floor.
Oh bull crap. So Abby went to school there and.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
That's where she went, and Lunchbox lived there for a month,
but as a fan, right, like it's a baby. Hold on,
I lived there for nine months back, nine months as
an infant. Yes, but you're a fan. Yeah, my blood,
my DNA goes there.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, the same same.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
I went to every game in college, grew up going
to every game.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
So only you two are going to battle it out there.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
There is no way. There is no way this person
wanted a to have this.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
They literally said they didn't know which to give it to,
Abby or Lunchbox, and they listed the reasons. They know
that Abby went to school there and went to every game,
and that Lunchbox has a sweatshirt. So we're gonna do
the iconic television show game shoot. Now. The wrinkle is

(46:22):
it'll be best of three over the next two days. Okay,
so you two are here playing in game one.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Oh man, the pends.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Awesome. Look at this on the floor.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Can I go look at it?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, not yet, it's the hardwood floor.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, the original A cool idea.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Okay, here we go, name the show. Write your answer down.

Speaker 12 (46:40):
Go Marcia, Martia, Marcia.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I'm gonna play it twice and twice only. Let me
know when you're in. One more time, Ray, Martia, Marsha
and Marcia lunchbox, the Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch. Okay, Abby,
I'll call on you. Yeah, Abby, that's when you go.
I get everybody fired up, yellow card, everybody's fired out.
Not yet, it wasn't on purpose. Clip two, we were

(47:06):
on abroad. One more time, we were on a brook.
We were on a break. I'm in for the wind,
currently using my razorback football stadium pan right now. Love it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
It's the best ever heard.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Okay you in, Yes, Abby, I said, friends lunchbox friends. Correct,
that's a tough one. Next up, I'm not superstitious, but
I'm I am a little stitious.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I'm not superstitious, but I'm i am.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
A little stitious.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I'm in for the wind. Lunchbox, the office, Abbey, the office.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Next, is that your final answer?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Is that your final answer? I'm in It's my final answer, Abby,
answer the price is right? Incorrect Lunchbox, who wants to
be a millionaire? Correct? Only three remain?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
That was it?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Well, that would have been four. We never stopped the
game ever in history. On four. I was hoping, next up.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
They get working.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Here you go.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
That was a clip they got working. You played again twice.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
We said in the initial rules twice that I can
read you the quote one time.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
It would be great.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Make it work, Abby, you need this to get back in.
Lunchbox may get it though, I've never heard that more.
Everybody good. Yeah, I'm in for the Lunchbox Extreme home Makeover.
That is incorrect, Abby, you can tie the game up.

(48:57):
What do you have about parks and rec incorrect? Project Runway, Lunchbox,
you love that show. You watch it all the time,
the one I watched your favorite show?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
The challenge?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
All right, next up? Nobody nobody can hold on. Nobody
can demand right to play clubs. By the way, I'm
the only one that can demand right to play clubs. Okay,
all right, next up?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
What here it is again?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
I think I'm in I'm in.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I'm in for the wind lunchbox. Did I do that?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Family matters?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Abby?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
I put the three stooges.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
The three stooges is correct?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Okay, okay, we are now tied, last one and go.
I am the one who knocks. What oh?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
No, I am the one who knocks. This is from
a TV show.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, dude, we changed it all up. This one and the.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
One who knocks.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're both struggling, looking at their eyes.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I am the one who not.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Need an answer. Everybody in sure? Why not ends down?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm in, Abby, I said the office lunchbox. The sopranos
breaking bad. We're a sudden death now, all right, So
the next three, if you miss you're out. Then we'll
go to sudden sudden dead speed around. But the next three,
you miss it, you're out.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Wait, so you just say your name.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
No, not yet, We're just gonna do normal. But if
you miss it, you're out. If the other person gets it, okay,
all right, I know tentions are high. They are high, okay,
and go big bucks. No wammy stopped, Abby, look at me.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
You better get it.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
You lost, don't look at him.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Have we already play it twice?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
We won't play it again, but Bobby can say it
if you like to.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Already said it. Abby, are you in?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I'm in?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Do you have Abby American Gladiators?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Interesting? That's not right, lunch Bot.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Abby, you tried it, but you didn't press your love.
That is with the victory today and one out of
three God, Lunchbox is one step closer winning, one step close?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Whoa correct? God loves a pin too?

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
All the time, I'm always making notes and little Diddle
Daddles two things he loves to do be on Facebook
chat down on the show and mate, Little Diddle Daddles,
they played that voicemail.

Speaker 12 (51:56):
Right, Good morning studio. I need some advice from Amy.
I am in the middle of getting a divorce and
having to do things on my own for the first
time in a very long time. I was listening to
the podcast and Amy's doing her garden and she is
doing you know, the Year of New Things, and I'm

(52:16):
just I guess starting that and it's scary. I don't
know how to do a lot of things, and I
have two kids two and four that depend on me,
and I just I guess need some encouragement, advice, help.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
Maybe I think the first thing they're doing is you're
asking for advice and help, and that's one of the
best things you can do for yourself in this season
is who can you reach out to that can help
you as you try to take on things maybe you've
never done before. Like a lot of stuff was new
to me and was very overwhelming because I had a
partner for seventeen years, some of which there were things

(52:52):
he literally handled, and then all of a sudden, I,
as a woman in my forties, felt ridiculous having to learn.
But you just have to humble yourself and take it
one day at a time, one act at a time,
one project at a time, whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I don't know what all you have going on, but
you can't.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Look at the big picture. It's sort of like the
saying of like how do you eat an elephant? It's
one bite at a time, because if you start to
look at it, it's gonna be way too big and
overwhelming and you're gonna just like crawl into your bed.
But you can't do that. You have kids and you've
got to show up for them and for yourself. And
then a few months are gonna go by and you're
gonna look back at all that you did and you're
gonna feel so empowered.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
And proud of yourself.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
That's good, all right?

Speaker 13 (53:31):
Next up, Ray, I'm a podcast listener and I'm listening
to an episode from Thursday, January Night, part one minute forty.
Bobby challenges Lunchbox to practice and seeing Yesterday by the Beatles.
Bobby gives them the whole year to practice, and if
Lunchbox nails it by the end of the year, Bobby
will give in two hundred dollars. So I just wanted
to give Lunchbox a reminder. I don't want him to

(53:54):
miss out on free money. Also, we need an update
on Bobby's Thanks Jah, thank.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
You for asking lunchbucks.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Remember that.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, I know Ben prexing.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, okay, my scratch as I've lost a lot. I
was up here a scratching yesterday and I was like, Eddie,
I've lost like the last six.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yeah, you weren't happy.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, my resolution is to hit one for a thousand
bucks for the end of the year. I have nothing
to report. I'm down like four hundred bucks right now
at this point. So no news is bad news, is
what I like to say about this. So there's been
no news except I've been losing like crazy. Give me
one more ray. Why does Eddie get so much hate?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
He is the most positive, He's always laughing.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
He's the employee of the quarter, and Amy's got.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
A crochete lunchbock for us to lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
That's just who he is.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
He's a shade thrower.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
But Geezhamy like hates Eddie now is when it comes
across that she is always on Edie. Eddie sucks, Edie sucks.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Bro Eddie is the best.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Eddie's got the greatest personality and he's always bringing such
a positive vibe.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I don't know how anyone could be so against Eddie
all the time.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Person All Eddie responds, I love this caller.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I mean amen, all that Amy any.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
Response, I just feel like that was quite the exaggeration.
I don't think I ever said Eddie sucks. Eddie sucks.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
I don't and also employee of the quarter.

Speaker 7 (55:09):
We all get onto each other, and I think Eddie
like his When you read off what he did, it
was like we took a poll and Eddie had the
most zingers or something, and then are.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
You shaving right?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Now things were he had a broken arm.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Gat is what he's talking about.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
This is what he sucks you.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Guys, go held hundreds thousands of dollars from Saint Jude.
There's a lot sus came with. Nobody did it.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
So what But a lot of the ideas.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
That happened on the show people get credit for. We
come up with the ideas somebody else doesn't. Then somebody doesn't.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
You can do that whole thing without him?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
No, I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Why Eddie is the he can really sing?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Why would you take a shot.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
At hey, Peter, Peter.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it turn
the radio and the dogs ready and his lunchbox more
Game two Steve red and it's trying to put you
through back. He's ridding this week's next bit. I Bobby's
on the box. So you know what this.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
The Bobby ball much watch? You know why you're being punished?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, because I had the guts to take a you know,
a challenge and play a game and entertain the masses
of Americans that listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It was your choice, he said, I'd like to do this,
and if I lose, I will take the will of punishment.
It was not us, it was him. He lost the
game we played. So on the wheel of punishment, which
I will spin here, that's what it sounds like. There
are things like spray tan where he has to get
four in a row in the same support session. Yeah,

(57:13):
so he'll be dark for a long time. Another one
is truck nuts, those things that they hang off the
back of those trucks and they're disgusting.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
He has to wear I'm on his neck for a
whole week on the show.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Okay. Another one is the puzzle in the dark. We
do like a fifty piece puzzle.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
He's in the dark.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
He's got to put it together, and if he doesn't
do it in the time allotted, he has to wear
truck nuts everywhere for a week, even outside the studio. Now, I,
being the charitable person that I am, fought for him
to have some free spaces on the wheel so that
there was a chance he had no punishment because I
thought Mak's really performed well over the past week.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That's so nice to you.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
More than a week.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Why don't you just let me be your friend here,
I'm just saying, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
So there are one, two, three free spots on the
wheel and if he hits that, you can promote YouTube
page makes some money if you want.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
That's a great idea, go to Bobby Bones.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yet yet it's if you win.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Everybody ready to go? Do you want to do a
test spin?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Because we can do one practice. Let's do one practice,
one practice. This one is not official, good take away
his free study, No it does, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
If it lands up free, then the odds of it
landing on free.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Again truck nuts. That's better, right, So let's just do
one to see. I gotta get loose anyway, get it
a good spin. This is not the official spin. Let
sin that. Of course it would have landed on puzzle
in the dark, but truck that's for a week. Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Now do you feel better that it didn't land on free?

Speaker 5 (58:46):
A little bit better?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Even though one has nothing to do with the other,
absolutely does deep breath unchots? Which one do you want
other than.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Any? What?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (58:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I'll take the free that's in yellow? Oh so you're
going specific free? Oh yeah, here we go. This is
the one that counts. Oh my gosh, unless you want
another practice? No, okay, I don't want to practice. If
halfway through like to like roulette. I don't throw. You're
like practice will turn it into practice. But once I
wave my hand, you can't say it. Okay, ready, all right,

(59:22):
let's spend that.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Man.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
It's looking good.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
It's looking good.

Speaker 12 (59:29):
It's looking good.

Speaker 11 (59:34):
I mean you're you're very close to free.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yes, so you waved the hand too quick. No, no practice.
Probably next week he'll have to he'll have to wear
the truck nuts.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Love you're heavy the truck nuts.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
It depends on big old boy you are, you know,
I mean, well, on trucks.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
They look heavy like part of the we have.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
To we have to order them. So I don't know
what they wear.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Maybe they make rubber ones or something thing just picturing him,
like having metal around him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I think it's funnier if they're like skin colors, honestly,
if we can find those, because I know we're gonna
order them now. The rubbery skin colored ones are much
funnier than the ones I think of flesh tone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yes they do.

Speaker 13 (01:00:20):
They have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Real detail too, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, more vascular the better.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
But so okay, I'll tell you what lunchbox oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
I mean, I want I don't even know they're those
are gross Amazon pink you can get different color, different
color every day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
He has blue ones. That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I mean we should we should order the pink flesh
colored ones and then some blue ones too. You don't
want to ask him which ones he wants. No, because
there's options like purple, which don't even look it just
looks like a rocket ship. Okay, okay, so there's that.
But I will allow you double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oh dude, you can land on free.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Double or nothing, meaning if you land on free, it's
back to even and there's one more spind for it all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
So free does not clear you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
But it's no because then i'd have to hit it's
free two out of three, that's possible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Yeah, it's not all right. Yeah, odds are not good.
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Nothing for you. And it would have been free, that's free.
It would have landed on free. The world hates me.
Will absolutely have a chance. Nope, he's out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
No, no spending it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
He would have happened. This is what would have happened,
But you'd be free. No, we're good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
No, because you said i'd had to go one more spin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I can either spend it or you can use this
thirty seconds to promote the YouTube page for money you
get to pick because this segment will be on YouTube. Oh,
spend it against any saying Jordan didn't want to give
me a free spaces?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Why am I going to help him? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
You know what's your money?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
You're understand that it's one hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
What do you want to do? Huh? You can go
to the subscriber page. But man, how about why you
spend it all promoted? You can't hear it?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
I you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
I can talk louder than that spinner. Now we're good, Okay,
go to the YouTube page. Look, I got thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
You got to go to Bobby Bone Show YouTube page
and subscribe. We need to get five thousand more subscribers
by Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Guys, are you guys gonna help me?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Am?

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
I gonna do all the work?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
This is your punishment deal, dude? But they want to
know what? Well, I guess I also get the money.
Oh my god. But we don't know why with this
because he's the only because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I don't want to hear him cry about it.

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I mean, if we win three hundred thousand by Friday,
you guys will get one hundred bucks.

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Each and if you don't want to see us, get
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Ian who doesn't want to see us get one hundred dollars.

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Maybe we'll give it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
You never a listener. You know if you win, you
ain't giving crap.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
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Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Is also for Eddie and I. So who really do
it for Eddie and I?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Yeah? What depends who you like? Like they subscribe to
keep Lunchbox from having money. Okay, back in a second.
This is a weird one. Nearly two hundred cattle have
mysteriously disappeared in western Colorado. Think about that. Two hundred lot,
not too it's not what are you gonna bring in?

(01:03:31):
One hundred trucks? Yeah, not less than that, so fifty trucks.
The first report of missing cattle was filed just before Thanksgiving,
with reports from multiple ranchers, including Kelly Birch, who noted
forty three animals missing from or herd. In total, one
hundred and eighty seven cowsand calves have vanished. The missing
cattle prompted an unprecedented investigation into local sheriffs task for

(01:03:55):
search planes, thousands of dollars rewards. They don't know. So
at first people were like, maybe it's like insurance fraud
when it was a lower number of cows. Now I'm
leaning toward aliens. That's so many. That's so many, regardless
of what it like, that size of things. That's hard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
It's that hundred pencils a tounch of cows, and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
I feel like the aliens would probably want to, you know, eat,
So I think, oh eat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I thought, like experiment with the cows, Oh what is
that they wanted to get burn?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
But I think any ideas, any any other theories, because
again they rolled out insurance fraud because it's just too
massive of an undertaking to get away with all that
without someone seeing it be gotten away with.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
When you first said the headline, I thought, okay, two
hundred cattle, like you know, went on a journey together somewhere.
But this is over time and it's from different people's properties.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
All over Western Colorado.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Okay, so.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yeah, maybe someone's like slowly picking them out and taking
them and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Hoping like, but none of them are one at a time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
A k forty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
There's someone that's forty cows. In the middle of the night,
you pull up with a cattle truck.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Maybe the cows are in cahoots. They can be they
can be friends, and they're on a mission.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
There's no mission. You have to wrangle them up. Like
that's a lot of work to get cows on the truck.
It's something big. It's like, I bet it's something government
or something aliens. Whoa, And that's not even the craziest theories.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
What would the government thing be?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Uh? Aliens feeding into the aliens. Cold shopping This is
from Oxford University. Even though the weather's getting warmer, you
still bring a sweater whether you to go shopping, because
what stores do They keep thermostats low because chili temperatures
make shoppers more likely to choose products based on emotions,
like snacks and scented candles as a way to cope
with the cold.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
There you go, why it's cold in there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Walmart shoppers arrest over the trash can trick and lunch focks.
You're familiar with the trash can trick.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Yeah, it's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
All you do is you get a trash can or
like a hamper or something. You fill it with stuff
and then you just scan the hamper of the trash can.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
You think you're getting away with it. Sometimes you get busted.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Oh you put it in it? Yeah, isn't heavy though
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Yeah, you're in the self checkout and you just scan
the little dupe got it a little gun?

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Even or even if you go through the regular checkout.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Most cashiers are lazy and they don't look inside and
you just scan it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Not that I know anything about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Well, when I worked a hobby lobby, if there was
a heavy thing on the bottom, you just said what
is it? And you typed in the code because you
didn't have to it was too big to bring up
so they could easily put stuff in it or underneath it. Yeah.
Who knows how how many times I got? I didn't care,
but who knows you got? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
I got got?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
A Walmart shopper has been caught after stealing more than
twenty thousand dollars doing this. Woll uh forty. They call
him speeding in Zalez that's his name. No, there's no
ways him speedy though right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Name was Speedy Gonzalez. That's why it was so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
His mom didn't name him, but that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Literally it says, speeding. It is why it's so funny.
Speeding and zalas forty. It's caught on surveillance footge stuffing
an empty trash can full of all kinds of stuff
and then just scanning the trash can it self.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Checkout.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Gonzales Speedy allegedly stole from stores more than twenty times
before being caught. That's from Fox five Atlanta. It's one
of those two where you're like, hey, why.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Do you keep doing it? Because it make sure you're
gonna get caught.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
However, I'm assuming he's not doing it pushing the limits.
He's doing it just to continue the money flow, right.
I think there's a difference and Robin Banks and shoplifting
from Walmart.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
It's a business. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
He put high priced items in the cans and then
waited for ten days and then would return them and
that's also trouble too, when you got to go back.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
To where you get busted.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Is returning them speedy? You have you have sell them
somewhere else on Facebook marketplace. Uh, they say, chew on
this from study. Fine, scientists create a gum that traps
herpes and flu viruses. Oh, this is crazy crazy. The
battle against common viral infections might soon include an unexpected weapon,
chewing gums. Researchers at the University of Pensylvania have created

(01:08:01):
a specialized gum that could trap and neutralize herpes and
influenza viruses before they spread or cause infection. So gum,
which is like, why are they even using gum? The
mouth transmits super efficiently to the rest of the body,
So first all they got to find something to put
in the mouth. And then it's a plant based chewing
gum from something called lab Lab beans. It's an anaviral

(01:08:24):
protein in the gum that ends up identifying the virus.
It's crazy though that they can keep it from spreading.
And I guess what the point is do you chew it?
I was reading about this is it from spreading to
other people? Or like like because it's in you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
Yeah, it's kind of like chew it and trap it somehow,
because then if you swallow, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
You like, yeah, but you won't swallow whose walls gum?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
No no, no, if you swallow the saliva with the gum.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It's got to be like a spread to other people.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Then.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Oh, I was thinking it was like you have a
night with a chick and you find you're like, oh no,
In the next morning, you reach your night's ind and
put the gum in so that way you don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
The like a plant gum.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Yeah, yes, instead of plan B Yeah no, yes, that
was exactly yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
And I was going there, but I don't know if
I could make the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yeah, yeah, uh, regardless of what level that's on. That's
actually pretty cool that as something now that can trap
and neutralize viruses in the body before it spreads or
causes infection.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
That's got to be what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
It is every day before he comes in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Just in case, not even just in case, Dodo, he's
got something different every day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
No, I'm good now, I'm back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Monday, Tuesday, he's infection. Wednesday Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
American found dead beaten on a Bahamas beach after just
going for a walk near the resort An American man
was found beaten to death on the shore of an
island right next to a resort in the Bahamas, just
hours after his family arrived in the country. The victim's
family told news outlet Fox five DC their twenty three
year old's son went missing after taking a walk during
dinner to explore the Atlantis resort the family was staying in.

(01:09:53):
So this he let like left right, and that's where
if you go anywhere me, I don't know if we
leave and we're some resort like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I've been to Atlanta. It's awesome. I didn't go outside
that thing. You stay in there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, that's serial. Yeah, the family started searching the resort
or by all the mystics person report. So I wonder
if he's walking around because it was late at night,
because they end up calling the police at one am
when I was walking around, somebody tries to rob him,
got no fight maybe or walking around like maybe he's
looking for something and it turns bad.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I mean they had just gotten there, just got there.
That's from Local twelve. Yeah, that's pretty great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
So if you go to one of these resorts in
a foreign country, I would suggest you stay because I
get scared if I don't, I don't know the walls,
especially at night.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yeah, like Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Oh yes, yep. I never been to like one of
those Mexico resorts where it's but you know, supposed to
be sick. I would never.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I think as soon as I walked out, I would
get beheaded. I think even the people that live there
say that, don't leave this resort.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
Oh, so my cousin's moving to Mexico, which one get cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
She's moving to.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Mexico, But she says, like, you know, she sees good
things there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah, she knows.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
I am worried for her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I wonder though, And this is a quick version of
my brain because we're talking about Mexico and we go, oh, man, corruption, cartels,
chop your head off. Every other country has about the
guns that we have in the crime that we have
in our gun rates and school shootings constantly, like every day,
and they've got to be over there doing their version
of this show going.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
I'd never go to America.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
You go to school there, you get shot every day. Yeah,
because there's probably a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Real strong parallel between what I'm doing in Mexico right
now what everybody else does does right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
They're probably like, Okay, if we visit America, we don't
go to a mall.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Or schools, yeah, or outside anywhere. Okay, that's the news.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Bobby's story, Bobby Bones show sorry up today this.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Story comes up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
It's from them clear Water, Florida. Hey, forty five year
old man was going through a neighborhood when he saw
a kid doing a lemonade stan and he's like, oh,
love me some lemonade. Went up, bought a cup of lemonade,
paid the three dollars and he said, he chugged it
goes refill please, like you know it's gonna be more
money goes no, no, no, I want to free refill. And

(01:12:12):
the lady, the mom, was like, sir, you know what
I mean. We're trying to make money the kids. It's
three dollars to refill. And he grabbed the woman by
the arm. He said, I'm gonna get a free refill
or else.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Give me refill. Do they call the cops?

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
They called the cops and he was arrested.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
It's not unlimited refills for charity. I think that's kind
of the rule there. That's why they're doing it. Okay,
I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Study show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Spoilers don't spoil Now, this is an article, This is bullcrap,
but I'll read some of it. Spoilers don't actually spoil anything.
It turns out knowing the ending doesn't ruin a book,
a movie or television show. Yeah. Right, So I want
to told me, okay, ending to why lotus, I'd have
been so mad, and I would say the one thing
our culture does pretty well is not spoil things. You
can pretty much go unless it's an event. You can

(01:13:00):
much go on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and they'll go like,
don't go to the second slide if you want a spoiler.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Don't like our culture.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Kind of social media kind of is positive about that,
like they don't spoil stuff. But I think you can
spoil things by just giving a feeling you had at
the end of a show or when some of you
guys will go I didn't expect that twist.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Eddie does it, and that's like, now I got.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
To watch for a twist?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Is that a couple of times?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Or amy when she literally gives away the ending of
the Avengers when it's in theaters, like literally, Like that's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
That was unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Yeah, so I do. I think we should celebrate the
fact that the show and our culture has done a
pretty good job at not spoiling. Did you watch White
Loatus finale?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I did? I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
What did you think of the whole season?

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
I thought it was good?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Yeah, I thought it was good to most people were
so scared to say, but I'm glad she knows.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
You can't say I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
You can say that, and most people have said they
didn't like it. I think the general consensus and season
three was it was slow. I think I watched it
different because I'd never seen it before until like two
months ago, and I watched one, then two, and then
I binged three hards so I could catch up with
my wife to watch. So it wasn't that slow to
me because I want episode episode. I thought season three
was the best of all the seasons, which is a
very very unpopular opinion amongst White Lotus super fans. But

(01:14:20):
I thought it was the best because it didn't feel
as gross.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
There were some gross parts, but.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
The people weren't as gross. All the characters I felt
like were redeemable.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Okay, yeah for the most part.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, Finale, I watched it. You watched it, watched it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
I watched it. You watch it? No, you watch the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah, okay, we're not gonna say anything, but how many
do you have left the whole season? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
I haven't started it. It's the season with the most episodes.
Maybe people think that's why it's the slowest. The season
one six, season two seven episode, Season three eight episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Oh yeah, okay, well, uh, good job.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Everybody not spoiling stuff parentheses except for Amy. But you're
getting better this time. But you are getting better and
we'll see you guys tomorrow. By everybody. The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at red Yarberry, Scuba Steve

(01:15:11):
executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
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