February 28, 2023 • 13 mins
Scotty B had an issue when he got a message on vacation. We learned Elvis is the only one who gets LEGIT massages!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay. So Scottie B and his beautiful daughters had a
great vacation last week. They went on Norwegian epic. It
was beautiful to the Caribbean. I mean where all did
you go? Like Bonnair and Bonair, Aruba, Kia, South, Saint
Kitts and Saint Lucia. I mean he went to every
Caribbean island that has a drink named after it, you know.
(00:20):
Now I'm back on Long Island also a drink. Look
at you, you're such an islander anyway. So um, our
friend Julie who we love, who works with us in Norwegian, says, Scotty,
you deserve a massage. So we're going to give you
a gift and go get a massage. Yes. So Scottie's like,
did you hesitate? No? I said, okay, it's not something
(00:42):
I normally do, but I'll accept, you know. So I
went down to the beautiful Mendura spar the spat they
have on all the ships, and um, you know, I
booked a female just you know, I'm more comfortable that way, okay,
you know. And I lay down on the table and
I said underwear or no underwear? She said, whatever you're
comfortable with. Really. Yeah. See, you know, I wasn't sure.
(01:04):
You should never ever have anything on under that robe.
See in my oy the place I go to has
a note that says, please keep on your underwear. I
always leave on the underwear. You do. What are they
doing with that area rubbing it? Okay, we'll get back
to that in a minute. So you booked your your massage, yes,
and you know a woman come in the room to
(01:26):
give your massage. Go ahead. Yes, I had a little consultation,
you know, stress this, that and the other. I'm like, yes, okay.
So she said, okay, get under the towel and I'll
be back in a moment, you know. So I disrobed,
I got under the towel, and I laid face down,
you know, and she started with the oils and the
hot rocks and everything. It was wonderful. And then I
was just dreading the moment where she's like, okay, turn over,
(01:48):
and then it came. You know, I'm sorry what that
moment came. What I mean, alright, shut up, froggy. She
told me to turn over, and here in my mind,
because you know, they do the buttocks and it feels
really nice. Okay, you know. So so I turned over
and in my mind, I'm like, Okay, this can't happen now,
(02:10):
you know, So there is a person that I think
of that makes that not happen at all. So if
you need a translation, Yeah, there's a person he thinks
of that will prevent him from getting wood. Okay, yes, yes,
But the problem is is thinking of that person almost
the entire time kind of takes the joy out of
the massage. Yeah. Well yeah, if they take the wood
(02:32):
out of the if they if this person takes the
lead out of the pencil, yeah, it's probably gonna take
the joy out of the massage. I mean, look, I'm
not one hundred percent sure that that would have happened,
but I have to just make sure, so you know,
I took a little bit of the enjoyment out of
it by thinking of this person the entire time. So, women,
I guess you have Daniel. Yeah, Ganda, you really don't
(02:52):
have that problem. Well I'm sure it happens though, right,
but it's it's embarrassing. I think we went back up.
So do you how do you put this? Is there
ever a time where you want to prolong your session
with whoever you're with, and so you think of someone grotesque.
(03:15):
I feel like that would put a stop to the second. Yeah.
But and you know, biologically, anatomically, whatever you want to say,
men and women are different. So it doesn't end the
party if that happens for women, Yeah, for us, it does. Yeah,
you can keep partying. So when so Scotty was telling
me this story earlier, and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm,
(03:35):
who do I think of what I need to like? Yeah,
charge on through, you know, And I and I thought, I, yeah,
I have someone I have thought about. Do we know
this person? No? Who is Scotty's person? Yeah? No, no, no no, no, no,
I will never say never say he told me who
this person was. We're not even saying he or she.
We're just saying this person because we don't want anyone
(03:58):
I want to know. I have guesses. Don't don't get
what's as somebody you know who does this for a
living professionally. Do you think that they see this all
the time? Yes, yes, for sure. If if you have massages,
you hear farts, you see would yes? They always just
learned to ignore it, so they don't care, you know. No,
(04:20):
they're embarrassing though, But yeah, but it's hard to enjoy,
you know, the massage. If you're worried about farting, Yeah,
try and convert Scotty here real quick. I'm sorry, I'm
assuming already tried that. By the way, never work my husband, Scottie.
(04:41):
I never ever tried to seduce your husband. I did not.
You wanted him before you pass them over? Well, no,
I just amount on a date that wasn't seducing. But anyway,
go ahead. I'm assuming you know what you know what?
Screw you, Scotti. I'm assuming you only choose women because
you don't want a man touching you when you getting aroused, right,
I don't know if that's it. I wouldn't mind a
(05:03):
man touching but I would for a woman. I would say.
I will say this. I went when I was on Prima,
when we went to Iceland, Peter. He gave me the
most miraculous massage. Oh love the people will never go back.
I loved Peter, like to the point where I wanted
to go get his phone numbers. Say, if you're in
New York, can I get a massage for Well? I know,
(05:24):
but you haven't. You had women who were just as great,
never as good as Peter. I don't think it's a
male female thing. He it is me in ways I
didn't know I could experience because he's good at what
he does. There, I bet you a million dollars there
are women out there that can make you feel just
as great as as your big old Peter. Yeah. But
what I'm saying this guy, like, if I got would
(05:46):
in front of him, I would have felt comfortable because
I was that comfortable in his hands. I'm so uncomfortable
right now. Space. You got to remind him I was okay.
We created a safe space and I was okay with it,
and there's nothing wrong with it. No, there's a note
on the wall in the place I go to that says,
(06:07):
please don't ask her like happy ending, same things like that. Yeah,
I get me. Yes, they must get requests from are
you going? Are you going to some crazy place and
some strip? Mall go to a better place, our local places.
But she's awesome. Yeah I know. But did they put
a sign of the walls is don't get wood. Yeah,
you don't know, doesn't he don't get wood? It says
(06:28):
don't ask for happy endings. Don't ask, don't solicit for anything.
You know. The secret signal for the happy ending. If
you want it, you leave cash on the table. I
accidentally did that one time and the woman a dently. No,
I didn't do it on purpose? Did you let her
do it? I turned over and she did this? She goes,
and I'm like, no, I've had a million massages in
(06:51):
my life and I've never been to a spa that
had a sign up that gave you directions about non
sexual activity mines. It's right. Or there's one about my
house too. Into the place that's just called foot go there, no,
I love it. Spend a few minutes and go to
a place it's reputable. Ninety minutes for eighty dollars. I'll
take the orange one care and she gets up on
the table sometimes it does things with her feet and
(07:11):
her and her elbows and her good. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's great. Also, my place is on rub maps, so
clearly they've got a lot of people coming in there.
And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that
a website? It's exactly what you think it is. Wow,
it's where you go for a happy ending. It's no,
it's a list of places that you can go for
(07:31):
a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there must have accidentally
done something weird. I don't know. He's here's what's bothered
me about this conversation to me, and I'm just hoping
it's for a lot of people. Getting a massage isn't
not a sexual thing? Bro, Yeah, you make it a
sexual thing because it's all in your head, as they
say in the Bronch, in your head, your head. Stop
(07:54):
doing that. I don't do it. I just like the
massage place, and I do have a place near me
that did get shut down for this. The police were
all there and everything, and all the wives in the
neighborhood were like, that's why my husband's always up? Why
And I played the voicemail for Scottie once because I
was like, listen to this voicemail. It basically just said
we got shut down because for some reason. Well, I
(08:20):
love a massage. And if you're listening to us right
now and you you give massage as a as your career,
thank you for what you do. And I'm sorry that
the people in this room are making it sexual. We're
not saying sign there's ange. You have an orange sign
that says don't daddle with your masseuse. Yeah, then you know,
find a new place. They're a better way of saying
(08:41):
it. It It should say like no extras or something like that.
It doesn't need to say like we're not giving you
a happy ending. Yeah, there's no tug with the rub like.
There's other ways to say. Lord, what scary This text
came in and said I went for a massage once
and the masseuse let it rip while they are massaging me. Oh,
turn about it? Hell well that see, I gotta say,
(09:01):
that's unaccepted. What we're three blocks from a rub map location.
Just let you know, you know what, you don't half
a block, You're you're two doors down from your JO
station twenty four hours. Is that like a little Why
don't you guys hang out with me. I'll pay for
(09:23):
your massage. Let me take you to a reputable place.
That's reputable place. Let's stop rumps, stop it right now?
Did you guys not take your iHeart crediwork Communications Commission
test yesterday? Obviously, I said to that. So we work
for those incredible company, but for legal reasons, whatever they
(09:46):
give us, these courses we have to take every year
involving all sorts of legal things. So I took that
forty seven minute painful thing. It was like getting a
root canal. But I think we're talking about now there. No,
we're not crossing the line because we're in the studio. Yeah,
I've been very careful not to cross the line that dueler. No,
(10:08):
being in the studio does not save you. Damn is
radio still a thing? You got to come get a
massage with Danielle and I sometimes because I never never,
I would never go to that place. I would never
take my shoes off in that place. Sticky floor. That's
my new drag names, sticky Flores. We gotta get into
(10:32):
the three things we need to know. What are those
three things? What's going on? All right? Let's start here.
The jury and the Alec Murdoch double murder trial is
going to get a firsthand look at the crime scene
in order to help jurors visualize the testimony. They're going
to visit the South Carolina estate where his wife and
son were shot dead, much to the prosecution's disappointment. Court
(10:53):
insiders say the jury view and closing arguments are likely
to happen at the end of this week. Prosecutors have
argued that Murdoch killed his wife and son to deflect
from his theft of nearly nine million dollars from his
law firm and clients. He did admit that he lied
about his whereabouts the day of the murder, stole money,
and was a drug addict, but insists he had nothing
to do with the murders. Okay, are you watching this case?
Of course, Yeah, so Alex and his mom, my husband
(11:17):
and his mom, Barbara, they're they're watching it together. Yeah,
he said, I gotta tell you, Mom, and I think
he's probably innocent. He didn't kill He's not innocent. He's
just maybe not guilty of murder. But I think he
did it right. Okay, yeah, he did all the other thing.
I'm telling you, guys have got to get into this
and see lied about seventy two other things, like what
makes this whole family. It's outrageous. There's a mountain of
(11:41):
dead bodies in this Murdoch family. Just cover up after him,
and I think he's totally innocent. Okay, all right. Winter
weather continues to impact people in California and the Northeast today,
while snow could start to accumulate in the northern plains
as well. The system from the Great Lakes is bringing
snow and hazardous conditions this way, bringing the heaviest snowfall
(12:02):
to New York, Massachusetts, and parts of New England, where
as much as twelve inches could fall. Higher elevations in
southern California could continue to see snow today, while rain
is forecasted for low lying areas. And Finally, according to
a new study, the key to succeeding in life an
he guesses positive thinking. Okay, yeah, exactly. The study included
(12:26):
over a thousand students in four different countries, and researchers
say that those with a more positive, hopeful attitude tend
to perform better. The study suggests that if two students
of the same ability took a test, the more hopeful
of the two would get the higher score. Researchers also
say hopeful thinking can increase your lifespan, lower depression, promote
cardiovascular health, and boost resistance to illness. So try to
(12:48):
think positively when you can. Okay, and those are your
three things from now and going forward. I'm going to
be more positive. Okay, damn time. I just got the
best text from Alex you know his cameo. Of course,
all of his hair fell out. He just sent me
a picture of his mustache that's coming in. Oh yeah,
he has a little fuzzy head, little mustache coming in.
(13:10):
I'm so proud of that. Anyway, we do have any
one thousand dollars. Hello, fresh free money, phone tap coming up. Hey,
you know what's up? This is in the air. Hey,
this is Ava Max Justin Bieber here, Hi, this is
all Jump. This is Britney Spears mister Ran in the
morning show
Okay. So Scottie B and his beautiful daughters had a
great vacation last week. They went on Norwegian epic. It
was beautiful to the Caribbean. I mean where all did
you go? Like Bonnair and Bonair, Aruba, Kia, South, Saint
Kitts and Saint Lucia. I mean he went to every
Caribbean island that has a drink named after it, you know.
(00:20):
Now I'm back on Long Island also a drink. Look
at you, you're such an islander anyway. So um, our
friend Julie who we love, who works with us in Norwegian, says, Scotty,
you deserve a massage. So we're going to give you
a gift and go get a massage. Yes. So Scottie's like,
did you hesitate? No? I said, okay, it's not something
(00:42):
I normally do, but I'll accept, you know. So I
went down to the beautiful Mendura spar the spat they
have on all the ships, and um, you know, I
booked a female just you know, I'm more comfortable that way, okay,
you know. And I lay down on the table and
I said underwear or no underwear? She said, whatever you're
comfortable with. Really. Yeah. See, you know, I wasn't sure.
(01:04):
You should never ever have anything on under that robe.
See in my oy the place I go to has
a note that says, please keep on your underwear. I
always leave on the underwear. You do. What are they
doing with that area rubbing it? Okay, we'll get back
to that in a minute. So you booked your your massage, yes,
and you know a woman come in the room to
(01:26):
give your massage. Go ahead. Yes, I had a little consultation,
you know, stress this, that and the other. I'm like, yes, okay.
So she said, okay, get under the towel and I'll
be back in a moment, you know. So I disrobed,
I got under the towel, and I laid face down,
you know, and she started with the oils and the
hot rocks and everything. It was wonderful. And then I
was just dreading the moment where she's like, okay, turn over,
(01:48):
and then it came. You know, I'm sorry what that
moment came. What I mean, alright, shut up, froggy. She
told me to turn over, and here in my mind,
because you know, they do the buttocks and it feels
really nice. Okay, you know. So so I turned over
and in my mind, I'm like, Okay, this can't happen now,
(02:10):
you know, So there is a person that I think
of that makes that not happen at all. So if
you need a translation, Yeah, there's a person he thinks
of that will prevent him from getting wood. Okay, yes, yes,
But the problem is is thinking of that person almost
the entire time kind of takes the joy out of
the massage. Yeah. Well yeah, if they take the wood
(02:32):
out of the if they if this person takes the
lead out of the pencil, yeah, it's probably gonna take
the joy out of the massage. I mean, look, I'm
not one hundred percent sure that that would have happened,
but I have to just make sure, so you know,
I took a little bit of the enjoyment out of
it by thinking of this person the entire time. So, women,
I guess you have Daniel. Yeah, Ganda, you really don't
(02:52):
have that problem. Well I'm sure it happens though, right,
but it's it's embarrassing. I think we went back up.
So do you how do you put this? Is there
ever a time where you want to prolong your session
with whoever you're with, and so you think of someone grotesque.
(03:15):
I feel like that would put a stop to the second. Yeah.
But and you know, biologically, anatomically, whatever you want to say,
men and women are different. So it doesn't end the
party if that happens for women, Yeah, for us, it does. Yeah,
you can keep partying. So when so Scotty was telling
me this story earlier, and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm,
(03:35):
who do I think of what I need to like? Yeah,
charge on through, you know, And I and I thought, I, yeah,
I have someone I have thought about. Do we know
this person? No? Who is Scotty's person? Yeah? No, no, no no, no, no,
I will never say never say he told me who
this person was. We're not even saying he or she.
We're just saying this person because we don't want anyone
(03:58):
I want to know. I have guesses. Don't don't get
what's as somebody you know who does this for a
living professionally. Do you think that they see this all
the time? Yes, yes, for sure. If if you have massages,
you hear farts, you see would yes? They always just
learned to ignore it, so they don't care, you know. No,
(04:20):
they're embarrassing though, But yeah, but it's hard to enjoy,
you know, the massage. If you're worried about farting, Yeah,
try and convert Scotty here real quick. I'm sorry, I'm
assuming already tried that. By the way, never work my husband, Scottie.
(04:41):
I never ever tried to seduce your husband. I did not.
You wanted him before you pass them over? Well, no,
I just amount on a date that wasn't seducing. But anyway,
go ahead. I'm assuming you know what you know what?
Screw you, Scotti. I'm assuming you only choose women because
you don't want a man touching you when you getting aroused, right,
I don't know if that's it. I wouldn't mind a
(05:03):
man touching but I would for a woman. I would say.
I will say this. I went when I was on Prima,
when we went to Iceland, Peter. He gave me the
most miraculous massage. Oh love the people will never go back.
I loved Peter, like to the point where I wanted
to go get his phone numbers. Say, if you're in
New York, can I get a massage for Well? I know,
(05:24):
but you haven't. You had women who were just as great,
never as good as Peter. I don't think it's a
male female thing. He it is me in ways I
didn't know I could experience because he's good at what
he does. There, I bet you a million dollars there
are women out there that can make you feel just
as great as as your big old Peter. Yeah. But
what I'm saying this guy, like, if I got would
(05:46):
in front of him, I would have felt comfortable because
I was that comfortable in his hands. I'm so uncomfortable
right now. Space. You got to remind him I was okay.
We created a safe space and I was okay with it,
and there's nothing wrong with it. No, there's a note
on the wall in the place I go to that says,
(06:07):
please don't ask her like happy ending, same things like that. Yeah,
I get me. Yes, they must get requests from are
you going? Are you going to some crazy place and
some strip? Mall go to a better place, our local places.
But she's awesome. Yeah I know. But did they put
a sign of the walls is don't get wood. Yeah,
you don't know, doesn't he don't get wood? It says
(06:28):
don't ask for happy endings. Don't ask, don't solicit for anything.
You know. The secret signal for the happy ending. If
you want it, you leave cash on the table. I
accidentally did that one time and the woman a dently. No,
I didn't do it on purpose? Did you let her
do it? I turned over and she did this? She goes,
and I'm like, no, I've had a million massages in
(06:51):
my life and I've never been to a spa that
had a sign up that gave you directions about non
sexual activity mines. It's right. Or there's one about my
house too. Into the place that's just called foot go there, no,
I love it. Spend a few minutes and go to
a place it's reputable. Ninety minutes for eighty dollars. I'll
take the orange one care and she gets up on
the table sometimes it does things with her feet and
(07:11):
her and her elbows and her good. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's great. Also, my place is on rub maps, so
clearly they've got a lot of people coming in there.
And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that
a website? It's exactly what you think it is. Wow,
it's where you go for a happy ending. It's no,
it's a list of places that you can go for
(07:31):
a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there must have accidentally
done something weird. I don't know. He's here's what's bothered
me about this conversation to me, and I'm just hoping
it's for a lot of people. Getting a massage isn't
not a sexual thing? Bro, Yeah, you make it a
sexual thing because it's all in your head, as they
say in the Bronch, in your head, your head. Stop
(07:54):
doing that. I don't do it. I just like the
massage place, and I do have a place near me
that did get shut down for this. The police were
all there and everything, and all the wives in the
neighborhood were like, that's why my husband's always up? Why
And I played the voicemail for Scottie once because I
was like, listen to this voicemail. It basically just said
we got shut down because for some reason. Well, I
(08:20):
love a massage. And if you're listening to us right
now and you you give massage as a as your career,
thank you for what you do. And I'm sorry that
the people in this room are making it sexual. We're
not saying sign there's ange. You have an orange sign
that says don't daddle with your masseuse. Yeah, then you know,
find a new place. They're a better way of saying
(08:41):
it. It It should say like no extras or something like that.
It doesn't need to say like we're not giving you
a happy ending. Yeah, there's no tug with the rub like.
There's other ways to say. Lord, what scary This text
came in and said I went for a massage once
and the masseuse let it rip while they are massaging me. Oh,
turn about it? Hell well that see, I gotta say,
(09:01):
that's unaccepted. What we're three blocks from a rub map location.
Just let you know, you know what, you don't half
a block, You're you're two doors down from your JO
station twenty four hours. Is that like a little Why
don't you guys hang out with me. I'll pay for
(09:23):
your massage. Let me take you to a reputable place.
That's reputable place. Let's stop rumps, stop it right now?
Did you guys not take your iHeart crediwork Communications Commission
test yesterday? Obviously, I said to that. So we work
for those incredible company, but for legal reasons, whatever they
(09:46):
give us, these courses we have to take every year
involving all sorts of legal things. So I took that
forty seven minute painful thing. It was like getting a
root canal. But I think we're talking about now there. No,
we're not crossing the line because we're in the studio. Yeah,
I've been very careful not to cross the line that dueler. No,
(10:08):
being in the studio does not save you. Damn is
radio still a thing? You got to come get a
massage with Danielle and I sometimes because I never never,
I would never go to that place. I would never
take my shoes off in that place. Sticky floor. That's
my new drag names, sticky Flores. We gotta get into
(10:32):
the three things we need to know. What are those
three things? What's going on? All right? Let's start here.
The jury and the Alec Murdoch double murder trial is
going to get a firsthand look at the crime scene
in order to help jurors visualize the testimony. They're going
to visit the South Carolina estate where his wife and
son were shot dead, much to the prosecution's disappointment. Court
(10:53):
insiders say the jury view and closing arguments are likely
to happen at the end of this week. Prosecutors have
argued that Murdoch killed his wife and son to deflect
from his theft of nearly nine million dollars from his
law firm and clients. He did admit that he lied
about his whereabouts the day of the murder, stole money,
and was a drug addict, but insists he had nothing
to do with the murders. Okay, are you watching this case?
Of course, Yeah, so Alex and his mom, my husband
(11:17):
and his mom, Barbara, they're they're watching it together. Yeah,
he said, I gotta tell you, Mom, and I think
he's probably innocent. He didn't kill He's not innocent. He's
just maybe not guilty of murder. But I think he
did it right. Okay, yeah, he did all the other thing.
I'm telling you, guys have got to get into this
and see lied about seventy two other things, like what
makes this whole family. It's outrageous. There's a mountain of
(11:41):
dead bodies in this Murdoch family. Just cover up after him,
and I think he's totally innocent. Okay, all right. Winter
weather continues to impact people in California and the Northeast today,
while snow could start to accumulate in the northern plains
as well. The system from the Great Lakes is bringing
snow and hazardous conditions this way, bringing the heaviest snowfall
(12:02):
to New York, Massachusetts, and parts of New England, where
as much as twelve inches could fall. Higher elevations in
southern California could continue to see snow today, while rain
is forecasted for low lying areas. And Finally, according to
a new study, the key to succeeding in life an
he guesses positive thinking. Okay, yeah, exactly. The study included
(12:26):
over a thousand students in four different countries, and researchers
say that those with a more positive, hopeful attitude tend
to perform better. The study suggests that if two students
of the same ability took a test, the more hopeful
of the two would get the higher score. Researchers also
say hopeful thinking can increase your lifespan, lower depression, promote
cardiovascular health, and boost resistance to illness. So try to
(12:48):
think positively when you can. Okay, and those are your
three things from now and going forward. I'm going to
be more positive. Okay, damn time. I just got the
best text from Alex you know his cameo. Of course,
all of his hair fell out. He just sent me
a picture of his mustache that's coming in. Oh yeah,
he has a little fuzzy head, little mustache coming in.
(13:10):
I'm so proud of that. Anyway, we do have any
one thousand dollars. Hello, fresh free money, phone tap coming up. Hey,
you know what's up? This is in the air. Hey,
this is Ava Max Justin Bieber here, Hi, this is
all Jump. This is Britney Spears mister Ran in the
morning show
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Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!