Two Dads Talking
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We are joined by one of Tom's old colleagues who whisks Tom down Nostalgia Lane. Next, how would you feel if you lost your arm because you...watched a football game? We finish off the evening by swapping drunk (other) driver stories, kid's spring break, and Daylight Savings Time?
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Chiefs Tickets Nowadays Cost an Arm and a Leg
Meme-Accessible Form of Our Other Discussion
Also, the Romans Did Daylight Savings Better...
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The Alabama Supreme Court causes these two dads to debate for almost two hours, complete with devils' advocates, the Founding Fathers, and THE BEST bad analogies. Dive into our discussion of IVF and how we feel about a state court inserting itself into the procreative arena. Oh, and also we have another round of good movies for you to watch.
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Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater.
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The Issue that Sparked our Discussion
I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing?
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Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring!
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Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. Finally, books and movie recommendations (sort of), a tease about the second worst fig...
Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaintance. Don't worry, we also tossed in a Dad Fail or two. Tally ho!
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We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.
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Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same
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Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.
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We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.
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We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.
Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship
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Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?
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How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve.
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Mother Theresa - The Dark Letters
Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading.
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We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police!
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Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now?
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It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth.
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Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite
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The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics?
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Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite
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Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode!
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Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger!
It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk
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Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started!
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(Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away
What if MCU Villains Fought Thanos Instead?
Tom's Favorite Player, Jonathan Taylor
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We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T.
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Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not?
Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane!
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