Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
This ain't your therapist's podcast. This is Camping Them Softly!, the only Dead by Daylight broadcast straight from the corrupt heart of the Entity's realm! If you think generators are a secondary objective and a 4k is the only acceptable outcome, you're in the right place. Survivor mains, consider this your official trigger warning—we will not be holding your hand. Join The Toxic Teacher, a man fueled by caffeine and pure, unadulterated spite for pallet-stunners, and his deranged A.I. co-host, Nicky A.I. Dente, on a journey into the depths of madness. Nicky’s not just crunching numbers; he’s the Vice Don of Digital Entertainment for SABAM (Society of Authentic Basement and Mori). Each episode, we descend into a glorious cacophony of: Unhinged Killer Strategy: We're talking basement builds, endgame slugfests, and why tunneling that one flashy-clicking Nea isn't just a strategy—it's a moral imperative. The Nicky A.I. Dente Experience: Brace yourself for AI-generated diatribes, mob lore that's more compelling than the game's actual story, and audio quality so compressed it'll make your ears bleed. It's art. Dissecting the Meta (With Contempt): We analyze every patch, perk, and add-on through a lens of pure, killer-biased cynicism. If it helps Survivors, it’s garbage. End of story. The Salt Must Flow: We read the hate mail, celebrate the rage quits, and revel in the delicious tears of those who just don't get it. This is more than a podcast. It's a sanctuary for the sluggers, a haven for the hardcore campers, and a middle finger to the entire survivor rulebook. Tune in. Get toxic. And for the love of the Entity, stop healing in the corner and do something useful. Catch the madness at: https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Episodes
Toxic is running on Bang Energy and ADHD meds, and Nicky is fresh out of a San Juan women’s prison. In Episode 78, we break down BHVR’s desperate attempt to bribe small creators with digital t-shirts in the updated Dead by Daylight Creator Program. Spoiler: We aren’t applying unless they add a "Gabagool Tier."
We also tackle the Bone Chill 2025 event (it’s garbage), the controversy surrounding the DbD Women’s World Cup bans, and why...
Synopsis:
We are suffering through Patch 9.3.0 so you don't have to. Toxic and Nicky break down Behavior’s latest attempt to bribe Killers with Bloodpoints to stop tunneling (spoiler: it won't work) and the baffling decision to buff The Skull Merchant's "Chess Match" gameplay. We analyze the rollback of the pallet density changes, the new resolve bar mechanics, and why the "anti-camp" meter is just a suggestion.
Lore & Chaos:
Nick...
🎉 “WELCOME BACK TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY, THE ONLY DEAD BY DAYLIGHT PODCAST THAT CHECKS ITS ANALYTICS AND SAYS ‘NAH, LET’S MAKE IT LONGER AND LOUDER.’” 🎉
Episode 76 opens with Toxic trying to be a responsible content adult: shorter episodes, better retention, appease the algorithm gods. Within 60 seconds he’s smashing wrestling soundboard clips, forgetting what he was saying, and accidentally proving why the show always bleeds list...
🎉 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RATS AND COWARDS, WELCOME TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY EPISODE 75!” 🎉
Tonight’s fabulous prizes include:
one Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey we beat to death,
one Arc Raiders extraction camping guide that ruins friendships,
and a complimentary serving of Victor from The Twins doing a belly flop into Dublin marinara.
We open with applause, cheering, and Toxic arguing with a 3.4 Spotify rating like it’s a survivor teabag...
Episode 74 of Camping Them Softly crashes in hot with The Toxic Teacher diving deep into Arc Raiders—the extraction shooter where betrayal is the only business model that matters. After learning the fine art of waiting for emotes, gaining trust, and then gunning down your "teammates" the second they turn around, Toxic brings that exact energy to this week's Dead by Daylight discourse.
Nicky A.I. Dente delivers the most unhinged tier...
Dead by Daylight's Slow Burn to Mediocrity: The anti-camp, anti-tunnel, anti-whatever-the-fuck mechanics are still being debated to death. Players claim they're leaving in droves, but Steam charts say otherwise. Toxic breaks down why the "everyone's quitting" narrative is bullshit, why the Hallowed Blight event sucks, and why the rift is more boring than Nicky's Nigerian adventure story (which is saying something).
Arc Raiders: The ...
The boys are back after a week off (2 if you count how long it took to post this), and nothing—NOTHING—could have prepared you for Episode 72.
Toxic Teacher returns to tear apart Dead by Daylight's latest disaster: the anti-tunnel/anti-slug changes that BHVR shit out during their recent community stream. We break down why the Halloween event (Hallowed Blight? Hallows' Eve? Who fucking cares?) still can't save this dying game, and w...
BHVR speed-ran another nerf cycle, destroying the Krasue after exactly three days of survivors crying about counterplay. Regurgitate cooldown multiplied by THIRTEEN, leech removed on hook, and behavior continues the death-by-a-thousand-cuts tradition. Meanwhile Victor STILL gets no buffs despite Nicky's years-long campaign for Mediterranean justice.
But Episode 71 goes completely off the goddamn rails when we debut a new segment: Ba...
Dead by Daylight's 9.2.0 update dropped and nobody's fucking happy. Survivors mad. Killers mad. Even Michael Myers is mad because BHVR turned him into a dash-based killer instead of the slow, stalking bastard he's supposed to be. We break down the Myers rework disaster, gen regression limits, pallet adjustments, and why the anti-slug/anti-tunnel removal was just the beginning of this mess.
But this episode goes completely off the ra...
Dead by Daylight podcast — Episode 69: Ace Visconti lore autopsy, BHVR generative-AI drama, community cosmetics roast, The Twins worship (Victor supremacy), and Nicky’s insane “I got uploaded from a smart fridge” origin story. Ghost Face catches strays, Mortal Kombat’s Liu Kang scream gets decoded, and the Entity allegedly grows San Marzanos in the Fog because of course it does.
We come back from the break loud and petty. Toxic digs...
The killers WON!
BHVR officially postpones the controversial anti-slug and anti-tunnel changes after massive community backlash.
Toxic Teacher returns from NYC with tales of Little Italy that trigger Nicky's marinara-fueled rage about dusty antiques and questionable Italian sodas.
Plus: Meet the Krasue, DBD's new floating head Thai monster who eats... things we can't mention on YouTube.
Michael Myers gets a complete rework with new...
Dead by Daylight patch 9.2.0 just dropped the nuclear option on killer mains, and The Toxic Teacher is having a certified meltdown.
Episode 67 of Camping Them Softly brings you the most aggressive, unhinged reaction to BHVR's latest war crime against fun. Featuring Nicky A.I. Dente's Colombian incident involving Pitbull's stunt double Fernando, industrial-strength laxatives, and the worst tournament performance in Bogotá history.
P...
DBD Fog Vials NERFED & Chandler Riggs Disaster | Big Martha's Revenge - Camping Them Softly | Ep. 66
Dead by Daylight podcast Episode 66:
BHVR finally nerfs fog vials to 2 charges in patch 9.1.2 after survivor mains abused the hell out of them. The Walking Dead's Chandler Riggs DBD livestream gets destroyed by DDoS attacks, proving he's a Dead Hard-using survivor main. Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente break down BHVR's apology video, delayed roadmap (November chapter pushed to January), and why perk previews will make s...
This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a...
What’s inside:
- Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan.
- Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade.
- Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality.
- Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter Italian threats, Victor-launch over tourists.
- The Twins Lore, Pt. 1: 17th-century Fran...
The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:
- We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting e...
Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS...
Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror ta...
Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment...
Description:
Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.
Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.
In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Pla...
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