Nobody's Listening, Right?
A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”
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April 23, 2025 • 64 mins
Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 16, 2025 • 60 mins
Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 9, 2025 • 62 mins
Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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April 2, 2025 • 59 mins
This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 26, 2025 • 62 mins
This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 19, 2025 • 67 mins
This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 12, 2025 • 56 mins
This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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March 5, 2025 • 68 mins
This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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February 26, 2025 • 65 mins
An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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February 19, 2025 • 56 mins
Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?
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February 12, 2025 • 53 mins
Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?
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February 5, 2025 • 68 mins
Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?
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January 29, 2025 • 55 mins
This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?
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January 22, 2025 • 52 mins
This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?
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January 15, 2025 • 56 mins
Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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January 8, 2025 • 59 mins
A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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January 1, 2025 • 50 mins
Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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December 25, 2024 • 59 mins
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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December 18, 2024 • 64 mins
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this...
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December 11, 2024 • 63 mins
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It...
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