This Aquarian Life
Andrea Wright and Joanna Pitt have known each other for ten years. They are both manifesting generators with Venus in Virgo, so it was a scattered and restrained love at first sight. Together and independently they have each explored various modalities of yoga, meditation, astrology, tarot and various other metaphysical and esoteric teachings and traditions. Thusly and therefore, there’s a lot to talk about and they thought maybe people might want to listen in as we all navigate this big, wide, Aquarian age together.
Episodes
If we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life.
So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that everything we say and do is going to ha...
“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…)
“We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat
“Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jagat
“Compassion is being able to be ...
Hello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag whatever sells.)
But seriously (and wha...
The veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We get it - most of this is for entertai...
We take a few beats and discuss the E! True Hollywood story of our yoga teacher now deceased, and actually at rest in Hollywood Forever Cemetery - so technically it’s all on brand (isn’t THAT something to think about as we approach Samhain and Day of the Dead.)
As ever we step back and have a conversation respecting multiple perspectives - trying to anyway - on a shared experience that produced VERY different interpretations from ...
Pluto is direct and everyone is in its path. What does not kill you, cover you with sand, wipe out your property, blow up relationships, bring you to your knees and then kick out the scaffolding underneath you…doesn’t kill you. Congratulations! You’re still alive! Game on!
Everyone is going through it - really. Truly. Everyone. Understand with Compassion or you Mis-Understand the times. And if you can’t see God in all, you can’t se...
As we volley such topics as victim/villain/hero (the new animal, vegetable, mineral?), stability, balance, the 55th Gene Key and so much more, we acknowledge we are mere drops in the ocean of a collective besieged by war, hurricanes, fires, and an election cycle. But we’re trying to be good drops, healthy drops, since the part is in the whole and we’d like to bring good dishes to the potluck. All of it hangs in the balance - our in...
We contemplate frequency, creative acts and downloads, the “perfect” setting for meeting the Muse and engaging with flow (pssst - everywhere is perfect when the Muse shows up) Astrocartography and the new Taschen book just released, “Sacred Sites.”
🧬🧬 Gene Keys Live Stream September 28-29
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There’s so much going on in the skies and the world…is it no wonder we seek refuge in tennis documentaries and the Gospel of Gilmore Girls. Lean into the gifts and the shifts of these cycles as we move from Summer to Fall in the Northern Hem - and for all of us we get balance with Equinox, and free psychic surgery with the eclipses. It was a murkier retrograde we just exited (Andrea’s been dying to make that joke for weeks) but may...
In the final waning hours of Leo Season we get right down to it and talk about FOMO, how it plays in life, decision making, and reviewing those decisions. Fear sells itself, so buyer beware. But fun sells itself too, so the question is - what do you want to have the bigger experience of.
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Joanna and Andrea regroup on the podwaves after dropping off their energetic recycling in Paris and Boston respectively. The question always remains - how long can the junk drawer stay empty and/or can we just fill it with not-junk thoughts, patterns like self-trust, self-acceptance, inspired action, and calculated risk/opportunity. Also, if your inner child calls, maybe just assure them there’s always another ice cream or a hat f...
We remember our friend, teacher, and mentor Guru Jagat, who passed away three years ago on August 1, 2021 at age 41.
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The re-views are in for this week’s Theatre of the Absurd and we are still chewing on our Twizzlers (or Red Vines for you west coasters), wondering do we stay in our seats and make this a double feature? The planets have the left the building and we are left with our babysitter the VCR, and Uranus answering the phones. Nobody cares about you more than your own higher self, so maybe turn off the TV and go have a listen to what it ha...
In case you’re wondering why the excessive length of this particular episode - we can only say that when the intention of discussing a solar return birth chart is preceded by a swift deep dive into the 80’s, Gen X, the Brat Pack ET CETERA…you get a very lively double helix strand of conversation that truly stretches into infinity. A CHALLAH if you will. An endless summer challah. We could’ve named this “My Dinner with Andrea” or “...
Happy Cancer New Moon from your mistresses of mirth, intention setting, emotional narratives and a friendly reminder to never give anyone the keys to your unhappiness. If the feels get a little too feelsy and the thoughts springing out of them create a drama you are not interested in playing in - there are tricks to get out of that. At the very least, here in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s summer. Go outside and play.
Hello from the evolved fleshy blobs our parents thought best to name us as Joanna and Andrea. We get existential again and justify it as Chiron and the North Node transiting Aries for everyone. Also discuss identity, talking, dreams, puzzles not problems.
Honorable Mentions: 💎Solstice Crystal Gridding Workshop Replay 👏🏽Amy Piper Tapping for Truth 🧚🏽Pea the Feary 🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunlight Heartlight Immersion in Palma de ...
We are hosting a workshop! Crystal Gridding for the Summer Solstice Season and beyond: Thursday, June 27, 2024. Sign up to join live or replay.
We also review Solstice, Cancer season, summer nostalgia, the Part of Fortune and tracker apps. It’s 10:00pm do you know where your kids are?
💎 Set Your Crystal Grid Workshop with Joanna and Andrea
🎧 Your Consciousness Comes from the Moon
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We begin on the topic of readings, and psychics, and then somehow get on the topic of After School Specials and the dangers of PCP as dramatized by the teenaged and future Oscar Winner Helen Hunt. While Andrea was advised never to use an Ouija board, Joanna had some good times in summer boarding school with the child ghost of Exeter. All to say, we live in a multiverse with many access points. Nobody knows you better than you, and ...
Is there a snake in your house? Then you’re fine. Animal spirits, messages from beyond and Andrea would like Bashar to turn the volume down on the hum please. Joanna is back from other countries and reunions and it’s also all fine. You’re fine. The funniest part is that we even wondered what we would talk about when there’s a planetary pile up in Gemini and all anyone does is talk. Please sip and enjoy.
Joanna and Andrea bend international time zones and meet somewhat within the construct of Time and Space to check in after a whopper Sag Full Moon. Joanna takes us through the astrological themes and gifts of the present moment and the acceleration available. Andrea wonders why no one ever told her how beneficial it was to meditate at 4:30 am and recalls, oh wait, everyone did tell her that - for 12 years in fact- it just wasn’t th...