The Red Eye

Have you ever had to deal with something you're absolutely not trained for?

When you're 38,000ft in the air, the cabin crew member is the one person everyone turns to to deal with an issue. Most of the time we're trained for it! Fire in the cabin? We trained for that! Violent passenger? We trained for that! Medical emergency? We trained for that! Mental health emergency? Oh boy... not really trained for that!

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When European airspace shut down in April 2010, the aviation industry largely just accepted it because standard procedures told us that is what happens when a volcano erupts and spits ash into the air. Planes can't fly through ash. Of course!

But, like most Standard Operating Procedures in the airline industry, there was an incident that occured that showed us why we need that procedure in place.

Well, back in 1982, British Airw...

There are the odd people in the aviation industry that will screw over someone else to help themselves. But the problem is, the industry is smaller than you think, and you never know when your behaviour will bite you in the behind!

When a former cabin crew member, turned pilot and Captain bumps into a ground staff member who caused him trouble years before, he takes the opportunity to teach her the meaning of Karma!

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Galley FM is where we hear all the juiciest gossip as Cabin Crew, it's usually listened to at 4am when we're sat in our jumpseats trying to stay awake on the red eye with coffee and biscuits. Because you can guarantee that if something scandalous has happened on a flight or on a trip - then that story will make it's way around the world faster than the plane itself!

On today's episode, we hear Susan's blog e...

Cabin crew stay in so many hotels that sometimes we forget which one we're at that day. Sometimes we even forget which destination we've flown to, waking up in a bed and having to think really hard about what you did the day before to discover which country or city you are in!

But what if you're out and about on your layover and need to get back to the hotel, and you forget the name. You're lost. And at 3am in Bo...

The world of cabin crew influencers can be a very glamourous. But keeping up with the hype can be a full time job in itself.

When Cara is desperate to keep her influencer boyfriend interested in her on a trip, she resorts to breaking some very big rules that flight attendants must adhere. No passengers in the crew rest area, and no joining the mile high club on duty...

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Legendary stories are rife in the aviation industry. Tales of mischief, and "can you believe that?!" moments.

Today's story is one of those legends. The story of a room party so wild that a sofa was thrown out of the window in a hotel in Johannesburg, after a night of drinking by the cabin crew. Or did it really happen that way?

We got the full true story, from somebody who was on that very trip! Enjoy a little escape ...

Pilots have all the power... or do they?!

In today's true story told as fictional half hour audiobook, we hear how a pilot thought he was above rules when it came to his plane, and swiftly regrets his actions when he faces off with an Air Traffic Controller who has the power to ground him and his flight!

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Susan reflects on the debacle of staff travel fails. Because if you can't rely on your seniority as a Flight Attendant, what else is there?!

A funny, reflective diary entry, based on true events in our authors life and told in the style of the lovable Jurassic crew member Susan.

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What happens when a child is travelling alone and the plane diverts? When a flight diverts it causes a whole lot of chaos. People miss connections, miss events, or just get plain exhausted and angry. But what happens when a child is travelling alone on a flight - an unaccompanied minor. They can't just pack themselves off to a hotel and wait for the next flight to their destination! 

They become the responsibility of the cabin ...

Cabin Crew Shenanigans can feel like one of those legendary wild nights out that only come with a hen do or stag do attached! But if you put a group of young, fun people together in a hotel with happy hour drinks then you should expect a little trouble!

When a young crew have a room party in Miami they end up gaining an honorary crew member.. but will Betty, otherwise known as Crew Member 13, cause someone to lose their job? Or will...

Finding love when you're flying around the world sounds romantic! But it's often not... But as it's Valentine's week we thought we'd share with you the true story of how one ex cabin crew member found her dream man on a Caribbean trip. Because whilst a lot of the love life of a flight attendant is lonely nights in hotels and only meeting sleazy business men sat in First Class, there is sometimes the odd goo...

The snow can totally derail the aviation industry. In this months diary entry episode, we find out how the snow affected poor Susan. And how any delay can completely mess up your month!

Told with Susan's usual sense of humour, these episodes are loosely based on our writer's experiences that month. A light hearted story to help you escape!

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Major aviation incidents can floor a crew member. Whether that's an extended stay on your layover, or something as life changing as 9/11. These big events can completely change airline policies and safety regulations, and how flight attendants and pilots work.

But some things never change, and that's the cabin crew's ability to make the best of a bad situation, and the call of The Crew Room is usually there to help th...

Celebrities have to follow the rules like the rest of us, but that doesn't mean that a few of them don't put up a fight!

On today's episode, we hear the true story about a celebrity who refused to comply with not just the cabin crew's requests, but the Captain's too! She was determined to prove that she was in charge, and knew aviation safety procedures better than anyone else and it was left to the flight a...

Would you board a plane knowing you might have a medical emergency on board? Can you imagine being in a situation where you'd risk your own life, or that of your baby, just to make a journey you didn't really need to make?

And what about the flight attendants who have to deal with the emotional toll of dealing with medical emergencies? Or your fellow passengers who might miss their own connections or major life events beca...

Travel is a nightmare around the holidays, and frankly, most cabin crew are thankful when it's all over and we can get back to flying around the world on a normal schedule - or as normal as it gets when you wake up in a different city every week!

In today's episode, we get a glimpse into the inner thoughts of Susan as we read her first diary entry of the year. Reflecting on the craziness of flying over the festive season a...

Have you ever been on an aircraft and though "what is that smell?!" 

Well in today's story that we are revisitng, one poor passenger was at the nose end of a horrific whiff after a cabin crew member made some misjudgements about his comfort level!

We're revisiting the story that won Ally a nomination for best blooper at the One Voice Awards USA 2025!

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In today's episode, we're revisiting a short story from last year - because it aired on Christmas Eve last year and didn't get the listens it deserved!

This story is about Ally, who was destined to spend Christmas in Johannesburg with her slightly rubbish boyfriend who was also a flight attendant. She decided to try make the best of the situation and arranged for the crew to visit an orphanage to give the children the...