HELP, WE’RE NERDS!

HELP, WE’RE NERDS!

”Welcome to the ’Help, We’re Nerds!’ Podcast, where we embark on a collective journey into the realms of Dungeons and Dragons, explore the captivating world of Comics, analyze the latest in TV and movies, navigate the diverse landscapes of video games, and strategize our way through card games like Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic: The Gathering, and more. Join host Ethan and the Nerds of the Round Table on a hilariously geeky voyage through galaxies far, far away, superhero showdowns, pixelated worlds, and nostalgic fandoms. Whether you’re into space operas, anime arcs, comic book canon, or cinematic universes, they’re here to celebrate the nerd in all of us—with laughs, hot takes, and unapologetic passion.

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August 24, 2025 82 mins

Welcome back to Help, We’re Nerds Podcast, where you democratically (and quite passionately) decided that Atlantis is the most criminally underrated Disney film. 

Expect a nostalgia-fuelled ramble with Stargate gags, side-eye at Disney for neglecting gems like Treasure Planet and Onward, plus a deep dive into Milo’s quiet courage, Jim’s moody space angst, and Merlin being… well, Merlin.

By the end, you’ll have three films to rewatc...

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Unearthing the Mythical Creatures of the Wizarding World

 

✨ Grab your wand and follow the Helpware Nerds Podcast into the misty wilds of myth! With Ethan and our Nerd of the Round Table Ashlea, as your merry guides, we’ll chase hippogriffs, greet phoenixes, and stumble upon hinky punks and grindelows lurking in the shadows of legend. Expect lively chatter and a creature-filled romp that’ll have Potte...

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Welcome back, caped crusaders of couch commentary! On this episode of Help We’re Nerds, we laser-eye our way into James Gunn’s Superman—the DCU reboot that dares to say, “What if hope... but weird?” We’re talking Cavill flashbacks, Hoult glow-ups, and Nathan Fillion reminding us that even in space, sarcasm survives.

We dissect surprise cameos, nostalgic nods to Firefly and Arrow, and debate whether Gunn is building a cinematic Just...

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In this power-packed episode, we’re diving deep into the multiverse of storytelling to answer one critical question: Who is the greatest Sam of all time?

🏹 Samwise Gamgee – The ride-or-die hobbit who literally carried Frodo (and the entire trilogy). 📚 Sam Tarly – The bookish badass who rewrote Westerosi history from the back of the library. 🕯️ Sam Winchester – The demon-slaying, apocalypse-stopping brother with a tortured soul a...

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June 29, 2025 68 mins

Grab your sonic screwdrivers and set coordinates for one last adventure—because we're jumping headfirst into a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey deep dive of Doctor Who’s second season under the Disney+ banner! 🌀

Join Me and the Nerds of the Round Table (Rob & Ashlea) as we dissect, and nerd out hardcore over every chronon-pulse of Ncuti Gatwa’s 15th Doctor in his final outing through time and space. From Skaro-level highs to fixed-p...

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June 15, 2025 61 mins

In this episode, we dive into the fiery world of mythical beasts to explore the key differences between dragons and wyverns—and how pop culture keeps getting it wrong. From Hollywood blockbusters to hit TV shows, these creatures are often confused, mislabeled, or blended into one scaly stereotype.

We break down the defining traits: how many limbs they have, how they fly, and what truly separates a dragon from a wyvern in myth and f...

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🎙️ Doctor Who Finale Theories & Whoniverse Deep Dive 🎙️

In this episode, I sit down with Rob to dive headfirst into the Doctor Who universe! 🌀 From wild theories about what could go down in the final episode to exploring the ever-expanding Whoniverse, we're covering it all.

 

What’s next for the TARDIS crew? Join us as we nerd out, speculate, and celebrate all things Doctor Who.

 

Host: Ethan Osborne

Featuring: Rob Garnett

 

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the world of anime excellence as the Crunchyroll Anime Awards loom large! I'm joined by the ever-opinionated Nerds of the Round Table—two anime fanatics who never agree on anything—and our special guest, the legendary anime connoisseur Dale, Join me for three unique conversations, each with its own flavor of fandom, fire, and fun, as we break down the top contenders.

 

We’re talking hype mome...

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🎉 Happy Star Wars Day! 🎉 May the 4th be with you as we dive deep into The Book of Boba Fett and reflect on Disney's era of Star Wars storytelling. From epic action to surprising cameos, we break down thoughts on the show and beyond Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual viewer, there's something here for everyone.

In this video, we:

Celebrate Star Wars Day

Discuss The Book of Boba Fett  More

Explore Boba Fett's evolution as a ...

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Timey-Wimey, Wibbly-Wobbly Ranking Chaos Incoming!

Buckle up, Whovians—this week, the TARDIS is a bit crowded as I team up with the ultimate nerdy dream team: my mum Kerry and brilliant sister Ashlea, a.k.a. the Nerds of the Round Table. It’s family, it’s full-on geekery, and it gets very British, very fast.

 

We’re diving headfirst into New-Who with a no-holds-barred ranking of every Doctor’s first and last episodes—from Nine’s dr...

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In this episode, we put on our capes (metaphorically… mostly) and dive headfirst into the world of superhero movies and their massive impact on modern cinema. 🦸‍♂️🎬

We kick things off by comparing Man of Steel with the original Superman films—exploring how tone, storytelling, and cinematic style have evolved over the decades. But, in true chaotic fashion, we quickly veer off course and end up in full-blown MCU territory.

From Pha...

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March 23, 2025 76 mins

In this episode, we dive deep into the magical (and very complicated) world of Once Upon a Time! From the show's twisted family tree 🧬 to our favorite storylines 📖, we’re unpacking what made this series so unforgettable. Plus, we dream up the spin-offs we wish had happened and try to answer the ultimate question—What was Once Upon a Time, really? 🏰💫

This fairy tale-filled discussion is one you won’t want to miss!

 

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March 9, 2025 73 mins

🎙️ Help! We're Back! Welcome to Season Two 🎉

In our much-anticipated return, we dive into the current state of the MCU! Join us as we geek out over upcoming projects like the Fantastic Four and more. Plus, this season introduces a new twist with our 'Nerds of the Round Table'. Buckle up for an epic ride! 🚀

 

#HWNPodcast #MCU #Marvel #FantasticFour #NerdsOfTheRoundTable #Podcast #GeekCulture #MarvelPhase5 #ComicBooks #MarvelFans ...

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February 23, 2025 119 mins

Join the retired adventurers of Like & Subscribe as their comeback takes a shocking turn! In Part Two, tensions rise when one of their own falls under Mr. Curious’ sinister influence, forcing the party into a battle they never expected—against a trusted ally. As they struggle with betrayal and doubt, the true depths of Mr. Curious’ schemes come to light. With the final showdown looming, can they overcome the storm within before...

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February 9, 2025 86 mins

Join the retired adventurers of 'Like & Subscribe' as they return to action! This time, they face a malevolent storm conjured by Mr. Curious, who once posed as a journalist writing about them. Expect thrilling twists and surprises along the way. Will they conquer the storm? Tune in to find out!

 

Special Thanks to:

Ashlea Ayling- Top Nerd!

Tom Ayling- His Character isn't a Cult Leader!

Rob Garn...

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An infamous D&D party unknowingly sits down for an interview with the malicious, Mr. Curious. What begins as a polite conversation quickly turns into a tense and hilarious exchange as the party slowly realizes their host’s true intentions. Watch the chaos unfold!

 

Special Thanks to:

Ashlea Ayling- Top Nerd!

Tom Ayling- His Character is...

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January 12, 2025 57 mins

Join us as we return to Hogwarts and finish up our time at the famous school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.  In this episode, we talk about Harry's last four years at Hogwart and give our thoughts with a special guest appearance from my Mother. 

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December 15, 2024 45 mins

Come join us for a bit of festive fun as the Help, We're Nerds crew take on their first Big Christmas Quiz, will this be the one to find Rob tune in to find out. Thanks to all four Not Robs, Ashlea, Caity, Oakley and Tom for your support in finding my missing Cohost and Thanks to the Audience for a fantastic first season here to many more.

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December 1, 2024 53 mins

Join us for a Hogwarts Christmas as me and my fourth not Rob explore the wizarding world of Harry Potter with a focus on the first 4 movies to find Rodlb. Hopefully he's hiding in this childhood classic otherwise I'm at a loss as to where he’s gone.

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November 17, 2024 55 mins

In the third installment of the"Search for Rob" things are heating up as we unpack the mysteries of the gameverse. This time, we’re breaking down Marvel’s Avengers game, exploring the epic adventures of Baldur’s Gate 3, sneaking through the timeless Assassin’s Creed and much more. Could Rob’s connection to these games reveal where he’s gone? Join us as we try and lure him out!

 

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