Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between. In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits. But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two. So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱
We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly.
Des finally made the appointments she’s been putti...
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.
Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just vibes. We briefly consider moonshining as...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱
What started as a fun night with the dudes somehow turned into a full medical roundtable. Liver enzymes were discussed. Phones came out. MyChart was opened. Retirement planning followed shortly after. This is who we are now and honestly...
December has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵💫
We talk about how bold people have become and share our latest wild encounter at a Chris...
If your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅
Our busy lives and stacked calendars are officially sucking the jolly straight out of us and honestly we just want to be Mrs. Claus from December on. Cozy. Unbothered. Baking cookies and not agreeing to ...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we accidentally turned into emergency personnel at a stoplight because a man was fully asleep behind the wheel. Cort launched herself out of the car like a superhero with zero planning, while Des frantically tried to find the hazard lights, forgot to put the car in park and basically created a whole second emergency. Honestly, we possibly saved a life and also nearly ruined our...
Buckle up and hydrate because this one flies from adrenaline highs to mental crash landings 😅 In this episode of Adventures of Des & Cort, we get real about burnout in business and how not everyone understands what it feels like to run on fumes after weeks of go mode. We definitely do 🧠💥
A random 2017 contact nickname popped up in Des’s phone and triggered a full detective-level memory search. Who was that perso...
Des returns from Mississippi where she hit a family wedding, conquered Buc-ee’s like it was a competitive sport, visited New Orleans and got taken out by some local seafood 🤢. Meanwhile Cort survived parents’ weekend at the University of Idaho where tailgating turned into frat house karaoke and she is still recovering from the secondhand college energy 🎤🏈.
The girls spiral into Des’s newest obsession which is shorte...
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋
Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper stra...
This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals... served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋
Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper str...
This week’s episode is packed tighter than Des’s carry-on! We get spicy about public correction culture. Why are people out here hitting reply all or correcting someone in front of a crowd like it’s a sport? Babe, pull someone aside or send a text. You’re not scoring points for humiliation. 🫠🙃
Des is prepping for her trip and is on a mission to pack her entire wardrobe into one carry-on. She’s armed with a vacuum sea...
🎧 Tina #487 is here and honestly… she’s unhinged, iconic, and living rent-free in our heads.
This week’s episode is serving chaotic comfort and couch confessions because we can’t stick to one topic and honestly, that’s our charm. 😂
Des kicks things off with her passionate ESPN rant. It’s loud, it’s repetitive, and apparently it’s hereditary because her daughter feels the exact same way. 🫣📺
Fantasy Football made a sur...
Getting older? We’re here for it. We’re not fighting the years, we’re celebrating them. Because honestly… isn’t getting older the goal? 👑
This week we talk about the viral gummies that have taken over Des’s algorithm and officially de-influenced her 🙅♀️🍬. Cort spills the tea from her dreamy anniversary trip to McCall (golf, massages, wine, yes please) but also a hot flash of rage thanks to one steakhouse diva who n...
Back from Dallas and we’ve got STORIES. From airport chaos to near-stranger-danger moments, this trip was anything but boring. Des had a seatmate who was sweet enough to offer us a ride to the hotel…but listen sir, we are not starring in your true crime documentary today. 🚩😂
Meanwhile, Cortnie once again proved her iron bladder skills — years of flying and this woman has never used an airplane bathroom. Not once. ✨🙅...
👖✈️ How is it possible to shop for 11 hours straight and still end up screaming “I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!” at your closet?? That’s talent, babes. While Cort is already mentally in Dallas, Des tried to start packing early… but somehow ended up deep-cleaning her closet, organizing jewelry, and side-eyeing her ADHD instead. The suitcase? Still empty. The chaos? Still undefeated. 🤦♀️✨
Meanwhile, Cort’s out there living h...
This week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼♀️💁🏻♀️
We kicked things off with Cort running a full-blown hair experiment on Des (spoiler: she passed the BFF test with flying colors), and Des has officially coined our new favorite phrase: “That’s little ponytail behavior.” It’s iconic, it’s petty, and it’s our new personality trait. 🤌�...
This week, Cort passes the mic to her daughter Adrianna who’s smack in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and not afraid to roast her mom. 👩👧 From ditching cosmetology ✂️ to making a big pivot into nursing 💉, Adrianna proves life detours can be hilarious, messy, and absolutely worth it.
But the real fun? She’s spilling childhood stories 👧, talking lying to Des when she babysat 👶, and roasting Cort for flooding h...
Welcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) then slide right into the world of Kegel games with their very own app (yes, there’s an app for that 💪🍑). Somewhere between clenching and cringing, we bury our heads in the sand about life’s simplest tasks, only to pop back up drea...
We’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the record straight. 💥
✨ Hot Flashes of the Week:
– People who text demanding things with zero greeting… rude. 😒📱
– Our smartwatches owning our souls. If it doesn’t get tracked, did it even happen? 🕒🏃♀️⌚
💉 Then we dive into something real: our year on Tirzepatide. No shame. No stigm...
⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out trying new things is terrifying… until it’s not and then it’s the best time ever. 💃✨
📱 We also call ourselves out (ruthlessly) for doom-scrolling like it’s a full-time job and make a pact to put the damn phones down. Balance, babes.
💤 Des even had a dream so real it almost broke up...
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