Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between. In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits. But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two. So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
We took Chicago by storm... or at least we walked A LOT, ate some good food, laughed until our stomachs hurt, and learned that apparently two grown women can almost miss a flight while standing approximately 30 feet from their actual gate. 😂
We're recapping our Chicago adventure, and let us tell you... we had THE BEST time.
Des's Hot Flash starts at the airport with a man who apparently felt the need to rush in and c...
This episode went places.
We’re talking AI-generated photos, questionable nap routines, fantasy football, car wash disasters, Microsoft Teams, and... literal shit. So basically, another completely normal conversation between Des and Cort. 😂
Des’s Hot Flash this week is for the people who are accepting compliments on their AI-generated photos like they actually look like that.
Listen. We love an AI glow-up....
Honestly, we're not even sure what we were supposed to talk about anymore. 😂
This episode is a whole lotta jibber jabber, side conversations, opinions nobody asked for, and somehow... a LOT to unpack.
Des kicks things off with a hot flash for people who absolutely cannot function under pressure. A short timeline? Pressure? Something due in two hours? WE'RE ON IT.
What do you mean you need more time?! Give us a looming...
This episode takes us everywhere. Literally everywhere. There is wine, road rage, screen-time shame, Chicago planning, elder abuse, camping excitement, shopping priorities... and eventually, a horrifying discovery that makes us question everything.
Des starts with a hot flash for the people who move painfully slow in the fast lane...on the interstate. You know the ones. They are taking their sweet damn time while eve...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're learning that even reaching for a swimsuit cover-up can apparently become a contact sport. 😂
Des's Hot Flash this week starts innocently enough. She reached into a tote for a swimsuit cover-up and somehow managed to grab the iron cord instead. The iron came flying directly off the shelf and straight onto her head.
Immediate rage. Seeing stars. A brief moment of questioni...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we have questions. Important questions. Questions humanity has apparently been avoiding.
Like... how the hell do you face in the shower? 🚿
Front? Back? Sideways? Are you a flipper who rotates with the water like a rotisserie chicken? Cort has discovered she may be the odd woman out because she showers sideways or backward, while Des and apparently everyone else she questioned ...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're confronting the things that make us cringe, question our marriages, and wonder why we can't just act normal on the internet. 😂
Des's Hot Flash this week is... our old social media posts. The dancing. The singing. The wigs. The mortgage page content that seemed like a great idea at the time. Now? Absolutely horrifying. Nothing will humble you faster than watching yoursel...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're introducing a brand new word to the English language... and if you've lived long enough, you've probably experienced one.
F*ckalanche.
You'll know it when you hear it. 😂
Our Hot Flashes kick things off with neighborhood nuisances.
Des is officially over the dogs that bark at absolutely everything. You know the ones. You're just trying to sit outside, embrace your grandma e...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're just out here trying to survive... and the universe is making it unnecessarily difficult.
Idaho is currently covered in smoke so thick Des swears she's been smoking a pack a day. Every breath feels sponsored by Marlboro, and after reading one alarming article online, she's now convinced opening a window for too long might send her straight into cardiac arrest. (Please do...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort...
Our Hot Flashes are especially spicy. Des is officially over the people who ask a question, wait for your answer, then hit you with, "Oh, I know." Fantastic. Then why'd you ask?!
If you already know, why are we doing this little performance? Congratulations on wasting everyone's time.
Meanwhile, Cort has a message for the clients who choose another lender but still call, text,...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we learned two things...
One... we're incapable of relaxing.
Two... apparently there are now shoes designed to help you poop.
Let's unpack that. 💩😂
Our Hot Flash this week is ourselves. Why do we feel guilty every time work slows down? Why can't we just sit still without convincing ourselves we should be answering emails, reorganizing a closet, starting a new business or solvin...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we prove once again that absolutely nothing is off limits.
Our Hot Flash kick things off with the thermostat war. We would like to file a formal complaint that office temperatures are apparently determined by whichever man gets to the thermostat first. We are left trying to survive in what feels like a commercial freezer. 🥶
Then we recap our camping weekends and honestly... th...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we discovered something that should have surprised absolutely no one...
Cort admits she is emotional about America and the 4th of July. Des immediately confesses she’s been just as sappy about it…she just thought she was the only one.
Seriously. Give us a small-town Fourth of July parade, a patriotic country song, kids covered in glow sticks, lawn chairs lining the...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our office got an unexpected visitor... and let's just say Des handled it exactly how you'd expect someone with a full-blown mouse phobia would. 🐭😳
Meanwhile, Cort was immediately concerned about the mouse's family. Did he have a wife? Tiny mouse babies? Should we have held a funeral?
Then the internet decided to make things worse with those viral videos of mice showing up in...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are hot flashing and the self-awareness is... questionable. 😅
Des's Hot Flash is aimed directly at her mom's dog, Sadie. This little queen eats food off a napkin, sleeps in the bed, requires lap privileges in the car, and generally operates like she's a celebrity with contractual demands. It got us thinking... when it's your own kid or dog, their quirks are ad...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we learned that no good deed goes unpunished.
Des was simply trying to be a hero and grab some documents from her mom's house while she was away. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. The man watching the property apparently thought he had caught a criminal mastermind in action and came in ready to throw hands. Des was immediately convinced her life was flashing before her eyes. Noth...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and one of them literally involved a fire 🔥😅
Cort’s Hot Flash is for the absolute betrayal of your hair falling out of the curling iron right before the curl is complete. Then somehow it happens AGAIN when you try to redo it. Always when you are late. Always when your stress level is already hanging by a thread.
Des’s Hot Flash is for the d...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and the emotional support porch geese are thriving 🔥🪿
Cort’s Hot Flash is all about the absolutely aggressive traffic situation in our little town at 3:15pm. Why is everyone driving like they are fleeing a natural disaster? Calm down Cheryl, we are literally headed to soccer practice.
Des’s Hot Flash is… herself 😅 She officially pac...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥
Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with TWO phones. He was on TikTok Live on one and FaceTime on the other. Sir… are you hosting a telethon? Everyone around him was held hostage by his volume and terrible decisions.
Cort&rs...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥
Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to move on. Some people are out here carrying emotional baggage like it’s a competitive sport. Girl… you are giving entirely too many f’s.
Then we spiral into pani...
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