Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between. In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits. But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two. So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
Episodes
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are hot flashing and the self-awareness is... questionable. 😅
Des's Hot Flash is aimed directly at her mom's dog, Sadie. This little queen eats food off a napkin, sleeps in the bed, requires lap privileges in the car, and generally operates like she's a celebrity with contractual demands. It got us thinking... when it's your own kid or dog, their quirks are ad...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we learned that no good deed goes unpunished.
Des was simply trying to be a hero and grab some documents from her mom's house while she was away. Innocent enough, right? Wrong. The man watching the property apparently thought he had caught a criminal mastermind in action and came in ready to throw hands. Des was immediately convinced her life was flashing before her eyes. Noth...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and one of them literally involved a fire 🔥😅
Cort’s Hot Flash is for the absolute betrayal of your hair falling out of the curling iron right before the curl is complete. Then somehow it happens AGAIN when you try to redo it. Always when you are late. Always when your stress level is already hanging by a thread.
Des’s Hot Flash is for the d...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and the emotional support porch geese are thriving 🔥🪿
Cort’s Hot Flash is all about the absolutely aggressive traffic situation in our little town at 3:15pm. Why is everyone driving like they are fleeing a natural disaster? Calm down Cheryl, we are literally headed to soccer practice.
Des’s Hot Flash is… herself 😅 She officially pac...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT 🔥
Des is once again irritated by people in public who cannot detach themselves from their phones. While out to dinner, there was a man sitting across from them with TWO phones. He was on TikTok Live on one and FaceTime on the other. Sir… are you hosting a telethon? Everyone around him was held hostage by his volume and terrible decisions.
Cort&rs...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des’s Hot Flash is aimed directly at grudge holders 🔥
Seriously… how are people staying mad for YEARS over something so silly? We might be too forgiving but at some point you have got to move on. Some people are out here carrying emotional baggage like it’s a competitive sport. Girl… you are giving entirely too many f’s.
Then we spiral into pani...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are loud, the patience is low and TSA got a little too personal 😅✈️
Des kicks things off with airport rage. If you are walking slow, stopping randomly, or blocking entire walkways while staring at your phone, she would like you to respectfully… move. Situational awareness is free. Please use it.
Cort’s Hot Flash is for the people who constantly com...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we start with a very real Hot Flash. How can you feel completely fine one minute… and then catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, a photo or a video and suddenly feel like the largest, least attractive version of yourself to ever exist? Make it make sense 😅📸
Then things get real.
Des shares that she didn’t have a Hot Flash this week because she is sitting in de...
No really. This might be the one.
This week’s Hot Flashes are aimed directly at people who read half a message, respond with confidence, and somehow miss the entire point. The information was there. All of it. You just stopped early and chose chaos.
We also need to discuss the alarming lack of common-sense walking around freely in society. Who is approving this behavior? Who is supervising? Because we have conce...
Adventures of Des and Cort is back and this one is called Lamborfeeties… because after this conversation, we are fully convinced some people should not be driving and should instead be using their God-given lamborfeeties.
Cort exposes her road rage and the best part is she doesn’t even realize it’s happening while she’s casually on the phone like everything is fine. Meanwhile Des found an acc...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San Juan. The people were incredible, the vibes were immaculate and if Puerto Rico is not on your travel list yet… it needs to be.
Of course the trip also included the true test of ...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Des is fresh off her Hawaiian adventure.
The trip was beautiful. The vibes were strong. The birds, however, were absolutely feral. Park birds dive bombed Des like she owed them money. She is convinced they sensed her lifelong distrust and made it their mission to finish her. Cory offered moral support while she fought for her life against wings and audacity 🐦
Then came the Tur...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are back and this time Cort has had enough of Des talking reckless about herself. Des insists her love language is shit talk, so technically she is just showing herself affection. Cort is not buying it. 🔥😅
Cort shares how a new show she and Josh are watching has him confidently believing he could break into someone’s house and leave without them ever kn...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the hot flashes are hot flashing and the jeans are once again the enemy. Too much stretch. Not enough stretch. Fits the waist but hates the thighs. Fits the thighs but actively disrespects the waist. We are tired and denim is on thin ice 👖🔥
We get into a real and frustrating conversation about mean girls still existing at 40 plus. Why are we doing this? Why are women still i...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our hot flashes have a very specific personality trait. Do not touch us when we are overwhelmed. Hands to yourself. Please and thank you. 🔥🙅♀️
We talk about how when we are doing too many things at once, our attitudes can absolutely go sideways. Are we aware of it? Yes. Are we always able to stop it? Absolutely not. Oops.
Then we get into insurance. We know we need it. But d...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, our internal temperatures are unregulated, our patience is thin and people talking loudly on speakerphone in public are pushing us closer to the edge 🔥📱
We talk hot flashes, public speakerphone offenders and that special kind of rage where you say things you might not fully mean but also kind of do. Growth is happening. Slowly.
Des finally made the appointments she’s be...
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we confront a hard truth. We desperately want to be ladies who lunch but unfortunately, we still have to make that bag 💼🥂 The spirit is brunch. The reality is hustle.
Des spirals in the middle of the night realizing she has absolutely zero survival skills if anything major ever went down in this country. No plans. No skills. Just vibes. We briefly consider moonshining ...
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we did what every wild night out in your 40s requires. We brought our labs to the bar and opened MyChart like it was part of the drink menu 🍸📱
What started as a fun night with the dudes somehow turned into a full medical roundtable. Liver enzymes were discussed. Phones came out. MyChart was opened. Retirement planning followed shortly after. This is who we are now and honest...
December has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵💫
We talk about how bold people have become and share our latest wild encounter at...
If your calendar is packed, your patience is thin and your internal thermostat is fighting for its life, welcome in. This episode of Adventures of Des and Cort is for the overbooked, overheated and overstimulated. 🔥😅
Our busy lives and stacked calendars are officially sucking the jolly straight out of us and honestly we just want to be Mrs. Claus from December on. Cozy. Unbothered. Baking cookies and not agreeing t...
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