Bite-Sized Book of Mormon

This episode, we read as Coriantumr outlives another 2 opposing generals and is faced with his greatest opponent: Shiz. Yes that is really his name. Shiz is genuinely terrifying though—like killing of innocents and torching cities kind of terrifying. The chip he's got on his shoulder is more like an entire chunk missing lol

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This episode, we read as Ether teaches about the New and Old Jerusalems... and also how he is forced to live in a cave. He's become a recluse by no choice of his own....

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This episode, we get to sink our teeth into the beauty that is this chapter—the prophet Ether speaks about faith and hope, and Moroni takes that and runs with it. He speaks at length about how faith is related to hope, and how charity is one of the highest goods we can strive for. Also Moroni thinks he's bad at writing and I humbly think him to be wrong

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This episode, we get the joy of hearing how the Jaredites continue to (very quickly, now) destroy themselves. But there's a king named Moron so there's that teehee

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This episode, we get another chapter of whirlwind Jaredite history - we get some good kings, some ok kings, some no kings, and some REALLY bad kings. Welcome to the Riplakish haters club

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This chapter, we watch as more wanton familial violence unfolds—all as a direct result of the secret combinations mentioned last chapter. Akish kinda destroys his entire life in this chapter. Wild to watch it all happen tbh

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This episode, we read some more drama, and murder plots begin to be hatched. Moroni then pauses the narrative to give his lecture on why secret combinations are so bad and stuff. It's almost like he watched everyone he ever knew or loved get killed because of the influence of these combinations or something.

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This episode, we begin the breakneck-paced historical chapters of Ether - which feel like gossip sessions with Mormon. What fun it is to listen to ancient Jaredite tea. They're not doing great, btw.

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This episode, we read as the Jaredites cross the ocean to get to the Promised Land—and things are chaotic, but go surprisingly well. Honestly, for people who just got thrown around on the ocean for nearly a full year, they do pretty well once they get to the Promised Land tbh. Then they almost immediately get a king lol

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This episode, we get some more of Moroni's words—this time, describing how, when the BoM will come forth, there will be three witnesses who's testimony will stand against the world. Very neat to see an ancient writer talking about more recent history.

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This episode, we hear from Moroni about the commandments he's received from God—both regarding this specific record, and also in general. It's pretty sick, God gives some dang good advice. Good news, even. I'd go so far to even call it a gospel. Wait a minute-

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This episode, we read as the brother of Jared approaches God with an answer to His question that we ended last chapter with. What follows is one of the coolest chains of events ever. Like genuinely it is difficult to top. Like spiritually. You'll get it, just listen to the episode

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This episode, we read as God chastises the brother of Jared for not praying to him for four fricken years—then He put the Jaredites to work building boats. Those boats were—say it with me now—tight like unto a dish.

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This episode, we begin an entirely new book—this time, with new people and a new timeline to boot. We open at the Tower of Babel, and we meet two characters: Jared and his (unnamed lol) brother.

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This episode, we continue to read the words of Moroni—and this time, he sets his sights on people who reject modern miracles. Boy, does he go OFF on those people, its wild actually

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This episode, we get a bit of whiplash as we're introduced to Mormon's son, Moroni—who was forced to take the record after his father had an untimely death. And now, Moroni is alone. Completely alone. And he knows us.

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This episode, we read Mormon's words to the posterity of the people that killed his family. And despite what you might think—he is quite kind to them. He teaches them important principles of the gospel of Christ. Despite whatever anger he might carry for their ancestors. What a chill guy.

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This episode is exactly what it sounds like. Mormon leads his Nephite people into battle one final time, and he watches as hundreds of thousands of people die around him. What fun.

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This episode, we watch what looks like a bit of a recovery from the Nephites, as Mormon returns to the Nephites as their general—but in reality, nothing has changed. And the Lamanites are as unstoppable as ever. YAY

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