My Bed Post by TallnSexy

Some guests stay a little longer than welcome—and in this case, one stayed behind in a very "internal" way. This week, we’re sharing the hilarious (and slightly horrifying) saga of "The Hitchhiker," a condom that went missing in action only to be discovered by my husband hours after the play ended. We also dive into our mission of corrupting the culinary world as we give a "vanilla" chef his very first...

We headed to the Big Easy to celebrate our unicorn’s 30th birthday, and New Orleans did not disappoint. This episode is a wild ride through a weekend of extreme highs and messy lows. We’re talking about the drunken jealousy that flared up, the literal "gag reflex" moment during oral, and a major lifestyle milestone: my first rope tie. We also recap our visit to Veronica's Playhouse, where things took a weird turn as ...

What was supposed to be a fun weekend at the Lava Hot Springs takeover turned into a major wake-up call—with a side of accidental public exposure. Join us as we recount our experience swapping with two couples and the sobering fallout after uncovering one partner’s criminal background. We discuss how this individual was identified and banned from the LS community, providing a transparent look at why "doing your research" ...

This birthday celebration was one for the books! We’re diving into a wild surprise party featuring one of our favorite regulars and some unforgettable "firsts." We break down the intensity of a play partner who literally passed out from the power of her orgasm, and I share the details of a new favorite who gifted me my very first cream pie (audio included). To top it all off, I received an unexpected marriage proposal fro...

We thought we were in for a legendary night at a Herriman house party, but the reality was more "cringe" than "carnal." In this episode, we’re spilling all the messy details—from the questionable hygiene that killed the mood to the most awkward play chair we’ve ever encountered. It’s a raw, funny, and relatable look at what happens when the lifestyle scene doesn’t live up to the hype.

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Buckle up buttercups, because this episode is a WILD ride! We're spilling all the tea from a spontaneous, cross-country road trip to California with someone we'd literally known for TWO WEEKS! 

Get ready for awkward encounters, unexpected connections, and a whole lotta "wait, WHAT?!" The Mrs. found herself in some kinky situations, including a play session with someone who was more interested in her hus...

Ever wonder what happens when you mix THC oil, high expectations, and a whole lot of eager hands? Well, Mrs. TallnSexy found out the hard way—literally. One drop too many left her drier than the Vegas desert, but that didn’t stop the night’s festivities! With multiple facials, some enthusiastic handwork, and just the right amount of drama, this gangbang had it all.

Oh, and we met our future unicorn! Stay tuned for more on that.

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Mr. and Mrs. TallnSexy set out on an innocent road trip to Montana, planning for some good ol’ fashioned family bonding. But what started as a wholesome visit took a hard left turn when they found themselves at a Bozeman gangbang—hosted, of all people, by someone from Mrs. TallnSexy’s childhood neighborhood!

Things got awkward when the host got emotional and abruptly shut things down. But Mr. TallnSexy wasn't ready to end the p...

This week, things got steamy as we invited a couple of guys over for some unforgettable playtime. One retired NFL lineman drank a little too much—he tossed me around (which, not gonna lie, I enjoyed), but he couldn’t quite seal the deal. After tucking him into bed, we woke up to him cursing his way into the nickname "Pee Boy."

We also dive into another spicy adventure with a gorgeous girl eager to explore multiple partners...

In this episode we spill the tea on my 'birthday surprise guy' – turns out he's married! But no hard feelings, he's still one of my favorite playmates. We also expose a pro basketball player caught in a web of lies. And then there's the infamous orgy that went way off the rails, leading to a serious discussion about consent and the importance of clear communication, even in the most enthusiastic situations....

This episode is a celebration extravaganza! We dive into a birthday surprise filled with unexpected "facials" (you know, the fun kind) and a little help from the trusty blue pill. Things heat up even more with a spicy anniversary play date featuring some very hot videos. It’s wild, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish!

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Buckle up for a road trip adventure through Northern California! We kicked things off in Reno at the legendary Pok-her Knights, where it was a miss more than a hit. Then it was off to Sacramento where we encountered a guy with energy that just wouldn’t quit (seriously, does he run on espresso?). The journey came full circle back in Reno, where we wrapped up the trip with an unforgettable, honest, and heartfelt conversation with a f...

From sultry lingerie reveals to unexpected crying sessions and head-banging madness, this episode takes you on an emotional rollercoaster you didn’t know you needed. We laugh, we cry, we rock out—sometimes all at once. It’s spicy, it’s chaotic, and it’s unapologetically fun. Buckle up, because this ride is wild, weird, and just the right amount of sexy!

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Things got wild at this year’s NYE bash! Join us as we recap a night where bras hit the floor faster than the ball dropped. From an all-out "bros-only" gathering that took "excessive" to the next level, to a fireman showing up—turning up the heat in more ways than one. Grab a drink and tune in as we share a few stories, one laugh at a time!

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In this hilariously chaotic episode, we head to our favorite country Germany where we find ourselves checking off more countries on our bucket list in an unexpected (and our first) gangbang in Ulm...oh and we imported BBC from France too!

Of course, we can't skip over the couple swap (no judgment—things definitely got interesting) or the infamous chicken dilemma—or was it "shicken"?—all thanks to our redhead...

In this episode, we're diving into a fiery tale of passion, a few blunders, and some unforgettable experiences! First up, we’re talking about a hot threesome with a gorgeous man that—let’s just say—managed to keep ruffling the wife’s feathers after that first encounter. But despite the drama, they had some wild DVP action (with one D placement that raised a few eyebrows)!

Next, things get even more surprising as we he...

Oh boy, buckle up for a wild ride on this episode! First, we’re throwing it back to a hot date from years ago—it wasn’t a steamy romance, just a classic case of catfish calamity! He ended up being fun in the bedroom, but not worth a sequel. Next, you'll hear about a recent excursion in Rome. However, the dude was serving up fake amore and not the real Italian charm. If that wasn't enough, we share the tale of a Utah coupl...

We talk about the dark, and sometimes perilous, facets of online dating apps. Then we break in a new, sexy, fun couple that gets possessive. Ending on a high note, or a wet one, we learn what scissoring a squirter can look like, so yes, bring a towel.

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In this episode, we blend laughter with valuable lessons! First, I share the tale of how the Energizer Bunny oiled me up—only to unexpectedly hurt my feelings afterwards. Then, I recount one of my favorite encounters that took a dark turn when I introduced him to a friend, and he harassed her to the point of needing a restraining order. We highlight the importance of sharing these experiences as a warning for others, aiming to crea...