I'm Dating Your Grandma

Chad has been encouraging his grandma to get back out in the dating world, so she has Garrett call as her MUCH younger new guy!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Let's do the phone tap. It's Garrett. What do you
have today, Garrett? Something different? So Virgil wants to play
a phone tap on her grandson Chad. Now we never
really have a grandmother or a grandparent wanted to play
a phone tap on their on their grandson or had
a granddaughter. So Chad has been encouraging Grandma to get

(00:20):
back out into the dating world because she's been single
for a while now. So Virgil's going to start the
call to her grandson Chad saying, hey, I met someone.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, So a grand ma is phone tapping her grand
son son.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, see what happens.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
We haven't have one of these ever. I don't think Jed,
how are you?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh, I'm good. I just finished making lunch, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh well, you know I was out the other night
and I met this young man, very very nice, and
I started bragging about you. He goes to the same
college as you do. And yeah, and I hope you
don't mind. I gave him your information because I thought
perhaps you guys would get along and be buddies. Or

(01:09):
it's never a bad thing to have a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well he should be calling you. Oh well thanks, Grandma,
that's that's nice. Well look I gotta go, but give
me a kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well of course, all right, I'll call you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, hello, hey Chad, this is Chris. I met your grandmother.
She gave me your number and yeah, yeah, my grandmother
mentioned this. I was like, oh, okay, I'm sorry if
she was bothering you. She's uh, she loves to talk
about you know, me and h school and stuff like that. Yeah,

(01:45):
she loves you, man. I mean, she's a she's a
very sweet lady. She explained everything to you, right, She
said you were gonna give me a call.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Maybe, you know, we could maybe go grab coffee or
a beer or something like that. That's yeah, I'm cool
with that.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
So you're cool that I'm dating your grandmother? All right?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Uh? Real funny you're dating my grandmother.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
She didn't tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I was helping out at the Bengal Hall about two
months ago and we kind of hit it off and
we've we've been seeing each other for the last two months.
So that's why I thought. This is what the phone
call was all about. What how how old are you man,
I'm twenty two. What I know it's a little awkward,
but I thought.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's what was a little awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Went out together. We've been hanging out for the past
like month and a half, two months. Well, she said
she was lonely, and you know, I came into her
life at the right time, and you know we hit.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It off at the wrong time.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
She's seventy years old.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Man, listen, right time.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just wanted to make sure you're cool with it,
kind of get your permission, because make sure I'm cool
with it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Sounds like I'm cool with it.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Jesus christ man. I know we have Anne Jackie's party
coming up this Sunday, and that's why I was chuying.
It's my aunt Jackie. It's not Aunt jack You're gonna.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Be at that party.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I was invited by Virgie to come to You're not
coming to the party, you do, sea. I'm gonna pickaty
right here in front of my family and in front
of my grandmother. She's a very mature, sophisticated, great lady
and lover too.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't talk about her like that, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
She is a great lover and you know we share.
Don't want to hear this. I'm not a great intimate
kiss at Applebee's. What if us three go to a
nice early bird dinner and we can talk to show man?
What the hell do you want right now?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Chatty, Chatty, are something wrong?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Does that kid Chris called me? What the house?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Isn't he nice? No, Grandma, he's not nice. You got it,
He's very nice. Gandma, did you like him? Did you
get along?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Grandma? You can't date someone that's twenty two years old.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Don't you trust your grammy enough to know it's good
for her?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Grandma? I hope you are joking. This is this is
absolutely terrifying. Hey, Chad, you just got phone tapped. Grandma.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Hooly nuts. I love you, Chatty. Oh that creeps me
out so much, Grandma, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is actually Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Oh my god, I just got like, I just got
chilled the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show