Tattoo After First Date

Henry just went on a first date with Marissa, so she thought it would be appropriate to get a tattoo to commemorate the occasion.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Not only does he give us the best sound every day,
but Garrett also does great phone tap. What do you
have today, Garrett, Well, Elvis Mursa wants to play a
phone tap on a guy she just went on a
date with. His name's Henry.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We've never done this before.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Normally we do phone taps where the relationships have been
established and they've been dating for months, years, whatever, so
that they only went out on one date. So MRSA thought,
wouldn't it be funny to kind of test Henry and say, Hey,
I'm getting a tattoo, so I'm gonna call up Henry
as the tattoo artist from the tattoo Paul Are Now.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You've you've played the tattoo artist several times in our year. Yes,
you do a great job with it.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
All right, so let's see what happens in this blossoping
relationship when a tattoo is involved.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is Garrett's phone tap Henry, see you right? Yeah, Henry. Hey,
this is Todd over az are Alba Tattoo Shop. I'm
here with Marissa. She just really yeah, she asked me
to give you call. We just have a little issue
right now. I'm trying to just she's trying to put
Henry on her lower back. But we didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, no, she shouldn't be doing that. That's we've only
come on the one date. Hey, I don't want to
do so you should just stop the tattoo right now,
for for real.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
There is that I got. I got your boyfriend on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, she's she's on my I'm not a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
H he has a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think, Hello, Hi Marissa, what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well, I just I just came down and I had
this really great idea, and the girlfriends all thought it
was a good idea. So yeah, I'm getting the too.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Listen, this is not a good idea, you know. I
don't know where. Well, look, I've had a good time
in the night.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I had such a good time, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I really.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think we really hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, I think that it was very nice. But I
don't I don't think we're.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
At the tattoo stage.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You know, maybe you should think about, you know, maybe
just waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
A little bit. I know you think that now, But
my grandma and my grandpa on one date literally one
date and then they've now been married for forty years.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
So I'll tell you what. Let me talk to the artist.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, well I'm gonna hand this one over to him.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Hello, Hey, how you doing listening?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Ye did give a back movie? And just step away
for a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, hold on, I'm walking there right now.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Look.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Look this curl and I have gone on one jabe.
I can't have it getting a tattoo with me on her.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Let me tell you, I mean that's pretty intense. I
mean one date and she started getting the tattoo. She
must really right right.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Exactly exactly, So could you please do me a solid,
just stop this tattoo?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Stop the Oh so you're not you know, into her
as then no.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I mean she's fine. I like her. You know, she's
a nice girl. But just please, all I want to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
If you're not interested, I mean, then I mean I'm
not interested.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I just don't want to get a tattoo on her.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Act well, I mean she's a looker, so I mean
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
She's a nice girl. I don't want to hear that
kind of kind of talk. All right, you just please
just stop through her tattoo. Just kill some respect.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, all right, Well, can I least ask her out? Then?
If you're not going to take her on a date?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
So so I can't ask her out? Is what you're saying,
Let me.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Talk to her again, please?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right? All right? Hold on, hold on, hey, Marsa. Yeah,
your boyfriend's on the phone.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hey, baby, everything all right?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I just told him that I you know, I've
been talking to this guy and he just doesn't I
don't think that. I don't think this guy is legit,
you know, I said, really, please.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
We're gonna finish up right here. I'm gonna get out
of here and then see you later.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
To me, Marsa, you cannot get a tattoo of my
name on your back. That's crazy. So Melissa, then we
went on one date. Did you not get a tattoo
of a person. That's a crazy thing to do, and
you can strike me as crazy as every other night.
So please, Well we haven't even got to a movie
or we you know, you could, you could meet my parents.
That's crazy, Marissa, it's crazy. Be reasonable.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
He Henrick, Hendrick, my name's Garrett from the Elvis dur
in morning show and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Jesus, are you kidding Yeah, Marissa, No, there's no tache.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Were you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Why the Elvis Durant phone tap