Firing Lane

This episode challenges a Florida Politics narrative that declares Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins "fallen," arguing the story is driven by biased coverage and pay-to-play media dynamics rather than facts. It reviews Collins’ military and legislative record, DeSantis’ measured praise, and the misleading use of early polling to declare inevitability.

The host exposes how advertiser influence and premature narratives shape political ...

In this episode Croaky Caiman profiles Florida Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins — a decorated Green Beret and amputee turned statewide official — and contrasts his governing background with the performative, clip-driven political class that dominates Florida media.

We unpack the January 2026 controversy over an edited clip about speech and antisemitism, showing how context and constitutional nuance were flattened into performative o...

This episode explores Bacon’s Rebellion (1676) and argues that America’s first major political crisis began with a collapse of legitimacy—governors grew distant and failed to protect people, provoking unrest rooted in insecurity and institutional failure rather than ideology.

It shows how Virginia’s elites responded by reasserting status and order, and draws parallels to today: legitimate concerns (like immigration and cultural con...

In this episode Croaky calls out the "circular firing squad" in Florida GOP politics: James Fishback the Florida decoy candidate and his confused groyper followers lie because Jay Collins' resume (24 years Special Forces, state Senate wins, service-first life) is unbeatable. Why smear a hero when truth works?

If you care about facts over theatrics, preserving Florida's conservative gains for the nation, and real leadership in 2026 ...

Switch your selector from safe to semi – because the world just went full auto.

In this explosive post-op episode, host Croaky Caiman breaks down the January 3, 2026, U.S. decapitation strike that snatched Nicolás Maduro from his bed in Caracas. Zero U.S. casualties. Dozens dead on the Venezuelan side. Maduro and his wife now in Brooklyn's MDC, pleading not guilty to the unsealed superseding indictment – all cocaine conspiracies, n...

In this sharp analysis of the escalating Venezuela crisis, Croaky predicted it would be a pressure campaign, not a full invasion, focusing on strategic signaling and U.S. buildup in Puerto Rico. By January 2026, his forecast proved spot on: the U.S. launched a series of strikes, captured Maduro, and seized oil assets, all while using counter-narcotics as a cover.

Croaky dives into the uncomfortable realities of regime change, quest...

On this special Firing Lane, Croaky presents the adult case for why Jay Collins is the only serious successor to the DeSantis legacy. Johnny Freedom McPatriot counters by defending “Bryons Donald” and “Fishdick” with such enthusiasm he accidentally explains why neither should run anything more complex than a rotary phone.

A debate about the future of Florida, the collapse of vibes-based politics, and the shocking power of arguing w...

This week, Johnny Freedom McPatriot step behind desk to deliver most hard-hitting, America-loving breakdown of political landscape you’ll hear anywhere.

Johnny take a fearless deep dive into:

• President Trump bold strategic outreach to NYC Mayor-Elect Mamdani — a move proving that MAGA momentum unite even the most unexpected leaders.

• The President’s innovative labor vision through expanded H-1Bs and strong tariff pressure.

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In this episode, we delve into the American dream of homeownership and the harsh reality that accompanies it: the perpetual burden of property taxes. Despite the belief that one can eventually own their home outright, the truth remains that we are endlessly renting from the government. Governor Ron DeSantis has taken a bold step in addressing this issue, challenging the notion that property taxes are a necessary evil.

We explore th...

In this episode Croaky Caiman breaks down a decisive night for Democrats and the spectacular failure of the “we don’t need you to win” crowd, arguing that anger and online bravado can’t replace real coalition-building.

Highlights include blowout victories in Virginia and New Jersey — Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill’s wins — the surprise progressive mayoral outcome in New York City, and California’s Proposition 50 allowing mid...

Host Croaky Caiman examines a brewing feud between Florida’s top-ranked public university system and Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Riley, who argues that limiting H-1B hires amounts to an attack on higher education.

The episode contrasts Florida’s record—low tuition, rising graduation rates, and system efficiency—with the WSJ critique that cutting visa pipelines supposedly undermines academia. Croaky pushes back, arguing Flor...

History doesn’t repeat — it just logs back in.

When Tucker Carlson hosted Nick Fuentes, it wasn’t journalism. It was marketing. Antisemitism has become the new clickbait — the oldest hatred rebranded for the algorithm.

From Pharaoh to Twitter, every civilization that runs out of ideas finds a Jew to blame. And now, thanks to social media, that hatred isn’t whispered in the alley; it’s monetized in HD.

Conservatism’s task isn’t to t...

In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman steps into the world of Shakespeare’s Richard II to explore what happens when power becomes performance and leadership dissolves into self-admiration. The Bard’s most poetic king becomes a mirror for every modern ruler who mistakes applause for legitimacy and rhetoric for governance.

From divine right to divine ratings, Croaky dissects the psychology of authority — why even kings fall w...

🕯️ October 7th was not just an attack on Israel. It was an attack on civilization itself.

Grandparents burned alive. Children executed on livestream. And within days, Western academics and influencers were lighting candles—for the murderers.

This isn’t about borders or policy. This is about remembering what happens when evil is rebranded as “resistance,” and human life becomes a debate-team exercise.

Listen for why “Never Again” m...