NoMeansNo Thing
A podcast dedicated to finding the best song of all time from the best band of all time, NoMeansNo
Episodes
We're Freaking Back!! For now. We return NOT with the official start of the final round of our podcast, but with an episode where we talk about all of the other bests: Best opening track, best closing track, best one-two punch, best sound effect of man pissing in bucket...you know, important stuff! Also there is drunkness and technical difficulties. You'll love it. WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!
Here is our Round 2 Wrap Up! We go through each episode, review our choices, lament our errors, and rescue three songs from the dustbin of history. Our walk through the hall of shame was illuminating, remembering our votes, the good times, the bad times, the drunk times. Join us, yell at us, celebrate us, throw your phones across the room in frustration. Whatever, you can't hurt us. See you in Round 3 fukcers!
Well, here we are. The very end of the second round of our dumb choices. Six songs are packed into this episode, and three limp forward into the final battle. Eat it in bites, as we packed in 2.5 hours for ya. Slowly Melting vs. Rag's and Bones (!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!), Revenge vs. Something Dark Against Something Light, and Ashes vs. Stop It. I don't know, I quit. I can't make these choices anymore. Luckily they don't matter. ...
Don't blame us, them's the rules. You don't get to abstain. It's just the rules. Dang. Almost through all of the songs in round 2. What will go through? Will your babies be spared, or do we, like Solomon, cut that mewling sucker right down the spine? Dunno, listen and find out. It's The Day Everything Became Nothing vs. Self Pity and Oh, Canaduh vs. The Jungle. Get it.
Hey nerds. Happy Thanksgiving/Genocide Day for those who observe! Look, this isn't a real episode. So don't feel obliged to listen. Sorry if you got excited...or worried. This is an episode where one of the hosts, Jordon, does the thing he said he wouldn't do...say how you can throw small bills at the podcast. Not for him, but for art. Anyway, it's short. Listen. If you feel moved to help support the art mentioned there-in, ...
KAIJU ALERT!!!! The rumbling of giant feet echo across the horizon, their roars screaming as they fill the void!!! It's Long Days vs. End of All Things and Life Like vs. The River! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Everyone drinks this time, and fun is had by all (most). There are only a few episodes left in this inglorious Round 2, what will survive and move ahead, and which gets buried in the ancient burial ground destined to haunt a fut...
I think this is a hell of an episode, we hope you enjoy it! Only one of us gets drunk, I'll let you figure out who. This week it's Junk vs. Humans and The Rape vs. Stocktaking. Goddamn these are some great songs. Get your ass in gear and get ready to judge us as we make the uninformed choices we have doomed ourselves to make.
Man...sometimes we record an episode, and after it's done I want to go back and just hit delete. But I don't. You have to suffer through this if I do. It's a good episode, I just question my judgement and blathering more than usual. But, also, every podcast needs a villain and I'm doing my part to live up to the role. This week it's Bitches Brew vs. I Think You Know and The Phone Call vs. Dad! Dive in, nerds, and suffer.
World's nicest Human Andy Kerr joins the three Nomeansnerd's to talk about flatware, and hundreds of other interesting topics! Special Note: We recorded this episode on video, so seeks us out on Youtube if you'd like to see this one with some faces. The last part of this episode features Andy pulling some surprise items out of a NMN grab bag, and while it works just fine on audio only, it's probably enhanced by seeing the visual...
Back again! With our dumb hot takes! Take our takes! TAKE THEM! This week it's No Sex vs. One and the Same vs. When Putting It All In Order vs. I've Got A Gun. More great songs and questionable commentary, and a hell of a lot of fun and nerding out. Enjoy! And remember, everyone's got a hole.
This week we're joined by a very very special guest: Jordon's son Parker! Parker is a literal lifelong NMN fan, and out-nerds all of us in the best way possible. This week we pit Heaven is the Dust Beneath My Shoes vs. Rise and Madness and Death vs. Ghosts. As always, the choices are hard, the votes are wrong, and the hosts are tipsy. Sorry, as always, that this one is so delayed. But hey, it's 2.5 hours. That should tide yo...
Back again, with four great songs we stupidly compare and contrast. Also, Jordon briefly becomes Alex Jones before realizing his error. Victory vs. Land of the Living and Who Fucked Who vs. Old. Songs spanning the history of the band...which do we blithely toss to the side and which join Milkis on the dais? Tune in and get pissed!
Back again, with some luciferian delights to thrill and enrage you. This week it's Red Devil vs. Joy and This Story Must Be Told vs. The World Wasn't Built In A Day. This was a delightful raft of songs to listen to a thousand times in a row, I can tell you. How will this one shake out? Do we make a pact with ol' Satan? Are we telling stories or arguing that the world WAS in fact built in a day (or maybe 7)? Tune in and drop o...
Ever just feel like throwing the ol' paper bag on your head, mining your deep sadness and goin' out to yell at all the dumb f**ks out there walkin' around like they was blind? Us too. Instead we listen to some amazing songs which generate just enough catharsis to get us through one more day. It's Valley of the Blind vs. Almost Like Home and Everyday I Start to Ooze vs. And That's Sad. Time to piss off some of you again! Only ...
Before we get into it, there are some serious audio issues here. So sorry. Didn't want to bin the whole thing, especially with it being late and all. The worst is the first five minutes. After that gets better with a little subtle echoing. Man. Sorry. Anyway. SONGS! DRINKING GAME! Every time Jordon butchers the title of Cats, Sex and Nazis, take a drink! You'll be as wasted as he was by the end. Cats, Sex and Nazis vs. ...
The pod is back, and we've brought our lunch. Every time this gets fricken harder. This week it's Mary vs. Some Bodies, and Kill Everyone Now vs. Obsessed. I mean...come on. What the hell are we even doing!?! Anyway, these songs are great, all of them, and they all deserve to be lionized. Which we do. A lot.
Hey NoMeansNerds! It's such a great time to be a fan of this band! The new book as released and is in the wild, Dead Bob is out there KILLING IT on tour (with a wider tour coming soon), and the general feeling is one of 'hell yeah the NoMeansRenaissance is in full swing!' In that vein we're THRILLED to bring you an interview with Paweł Homiński and Anna Mach, who are responsible for the Polish translation and publishing of the n...
THESE ARE THE WRONG ENDINGS!!!! Holy crap, this gets harder each week. Listener, I already have deep regret about a vote here. I don't think it's the Wrong vote, but man, it's hard to sit with. Michelle has stopped speaking to me. Many of you will come after at least half of the hosts this week. We are THRILLED to welcome back the wonderful Mr. Chet Zar, incredible artist and erudite NMN fanatic. We promised Mr. Zar he could...
BIG songs this week, spanning three albums and many NMN moods. Every week gets harder and harder (that's what she said). This week is It's Catching Up vs. Dark Ages and Two Lips, Two Lungs and One Tongue vs. The Fall! Get your axes sharpened, as at least 50% of you will come away pissed.
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