You’re Not Gonna Make It

You’re Not Gonna Make It

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and ways to deal with them, too).

Episodes

December 9, 2025 15 mins

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: If so, how much? Let's see.

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Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Literally what to eat.

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Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Get ready for a math lesson.

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Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss why humanity might not make it.

This episode: Good As Hellthy.

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November 11, 2025 23 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Your prescription to not be fat anymore.

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Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Acid juice.

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October 28, 2025 23 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: WHOAMI?

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October 21, 2025 19 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Gurren Lagann is a good anime.

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October 14, 2025 17 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).

This episode: Caffiends.

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October 7, 2025 22 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Plan D(eez nuts).

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September 30, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Transparent diarrhea.

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September 23, 2025 15 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Nothing, usually.

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September 16, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Bull s****?

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September 9, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Sweat addiction.

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September 2, 2025 21 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: More like SHIIT.

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August 26, 2025 18 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I ain't leavin'.

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August 19, 2025 25 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Accidentally hacking the Pentagon.

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August 12, 2025 15 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: You don't even know, bro.

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August 5, 2025 21 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Do you even have time to read this?

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July 29, 2025 22 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I love pasta so much.

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