You’re Not Gonna Make It

You’re Not Gonna Make It

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. (And maybe we’ll find a way to deal with them, too.)

Episodes

October 28, 2025 23 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: WHOAMI?

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Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Gurren Lagann is a good anime.

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October 14, 2025 17 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Caffiends.

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October 7, 2025 22 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Plan D(eez nuts).

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September 30, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Transparent diarrhea.

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September 23, 2025 15 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Nothing, usually.

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September 16, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Bull s****?

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September 9, 2025 13 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Sweat addiction.

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September 2, 2025 21 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: More like SHIIT.

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August 26, 2025 18 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I ain't leavin'.

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August 19, 2025 25 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Accidentally hacking the Pentagon.

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August 12, 2025 15 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: You don't even know, bro.

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August 5, 2025 21 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Do you even have time to read this?

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July 29, 2025 22 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I love pasta so much.

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July 22, 2025 29 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-butt CHEEKS!

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July 15, 2025 17 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Don't disappoint Vegeta.

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July 8, 2025 25 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Liposuction is not the answer.

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July 1, 2025 34 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: JUST MOVE MORE.

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June 24, 2025 26 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: JUST EAT LESS.

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June 17, 2025 18 mins

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: This is my Super Size Me.

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