Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, the guys are celebrating Easter by using bedsheets to sidestep communist attacks, revive 90s indie noise rock, and talk to inter-dimensional, racist aliens. It’s a silly one, but we can’t be so serious all the time or we’ll go crazy. 

In this week’s episode, the boys discover the #1 lady to avoid making angry. Whether she did it for love, revenge, or to subvert a bigger war is anyone’s guess. What we do know is that Olga of Kiev came up with some real crafty ways to kill thousands and still somehow managed to be sainted after her death. 

In this week’s episode, the guys talk about some swampy business in the 1960s, civil rights era Deep South. Was it nature or nurture that turned an otherwise sweet, smart, pretty Kathy Ainsworth into a racially motivated bomber? Did Thomas Tarrants even have a chance at not becoming a KKK bomber? It’s top to bottom radicalization, violence, and a redemption arc you probably won’t see coming. 

In this week’s episode, the boys strike a slightly more somber tone as we dig into the first 360 or so years of English colonization, occupation, and general f*ckery in Ireland, from The Plantation of Ulster to Bloody Sunday. It’s part one of a series a year in the making, so we tried to take it seriously. Guest appearances by Blinky the leprechaun, Billy Connelly, and Liam Neeson. 

In this weeks episode, the guys are taking a slight departure from history and talking about contemporary nightmares. What kind of nightmares? The kind where meat and metal are merged in a laboratory, the insane, unholy fusion that will inevitably bring about our untimely demise!!! Or maybe we’re just overreacting. YOU DECIDE!

In this week’s episode, the guys are spittin’ Spanish, rattlin’ revolution, and dishin’ Dolores! Specifically, we’re talking about a lady who grew up poor and ended up becoming a huge voice for Spanish revolution. Bonus: if you ever wanted us to deliberately be political, this is the episode to listen to. Won’t happen for at least another 18 months, so soak it in!

In this week’s episode, we’re exploring a pretty strange conspiracy involving ancient cultures, interplanetary visitors, white people, and invisible planetary bodies. Are aliens or French people to blame? Grab your goats, guard your private parts, and let’s find out together!

In this week’s episode, the boys explore the magical land of Alba and the cousin banging that ultimately led to the intertwining (both nationally and genetically) of England and Scotland. Murders, mostly extrajudicial ones, abound as we discuss William Wallace, Macbeth, Vikings, kings with assorted bad nicknames, execution dogs, poorly written sonnets, and the love one can only feel from a cousin. 

In this week’s episode, was he a good guy or a bad guy? Was he a man above reproach whose legacy was sullied by his sons or was vigilante justice always just part of their culture? Did Rivers Cuomo dedicate an entire album to him? Honestly, we don’t know, but we’re gonna talk about Allen Pinkerton for an hour and an half either way. 

In this week’s episode, we’re celebrating Groundhog’s Day by phoning it in and talking about Cryptids… again. Have you ever wondered what creepy legends are lurking around Hawaii, Washington, and Georgia? Well it’s mostly bigfoots and water monsters, but we still don’t talk about those mostly. We’re gonna keep it weird here on our 4th Cryptids episode!

In this week’s episode, we’ve got kids everywhere! Not in a weird, creepy way, in a fun, adorable way! We’ve got Ukrainian dog kids, Colombian monkey kids, Indian wolf kids, Kyrgyzstanian…?Kyrgyzstanese…? Anyway he’s a sheep kid! We’ve got kids in the studio, the kind raised by humans! So grab YOUR kids and enjoy kid week here at Delete Everything Podcast. 

In this week’s episode, the fellas are waist deep in swampy atrocities yet again! Come with us as we find out that sugar, salt, and “Black Auntie” are the ingredients for possibly the most horrific recipe ever. Bonus: Patrick struggles with a basic sentence for 4+ takes and Drew makes him look like an idiot by not editing it out. 

In this week’s episode, the guys spend an inordinate amount of time talking about statue genitalia. Are they any more or less interesting than mysteriously carved Chinese caves or ancient Bolivian cities that Riley can’t pronounce? Probably not. But there’s something about big, bronze balls that we just can’t resist. 

In this week's episode, the boys are talking mutilation and disfigurement yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you definitely know of and the mishaps involved in the filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also continue to gush a little more about Jackie Chan, because would it really be a Movie Set Mishaps episode without that?

In this week’s episode, who said you could fornicate? Certainly not your god or your government! On this episode, the guys explore the global and ancient tradition of dictating what goes on with what's in your pants. So bike lock your privates up and let’s lay next to one another with no actual physical contact!

In this week’s episode, the guys are discussing the worst Christmas tragedies we could find. Turns out the horrors don’t take off for the holidays… and evidently neither do we! So enjoy your cooked goose, stuffing, and seasonal desserts along with a side of alarming tales of personal misfortune. 

Man Animals! Rat Brains!

In this week’s episode, Riley and Drew flip the script on Patrick and completely hoodwink him. Have you ever wondered what world map projections and 80s cartoons have in common? Well neither have we, and they aren’t correlated at all, but we talk a whole bunch about both things anyway! Prepare to have your minds blown!