Delete Everything Podcast

Delete Everything Podcast

Is it comedy? Is it history? Yes. Join us as we tame this vicious two-headed beast of our own creation and explore the depths of forgotten histories that have been deleted from our collective consciousnesses.

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October 6, 2025 116 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys are talking about bad police. Is that a political statement? Nope! We think you’ll agree once you listen that these are just arbitrarily awful police officers. Seriously! They’re bad bad not good people. 

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In this week’s episode we’re joined again by guest host Brian Velez to talk about cold stuff. Does it seem like the most boring topic we’ve ever covered? Kind of, but it turns out that learning how ancient Persians and Romans had ice on demand is pretty damn cool! Conversely, learning how Industrial Revolution rich guys monopolized the production and distribution of ice is… predictable. So turn your thermostat down to 65 degrees, g...

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September 22, 2025 104 mins

In this week’s episode the boys explore a couple of interesting lads. One who is seemingly a boring paper pusher with a seriously wild secret mission, and another popular, successful, and moderately interesting guy whose tales about his covert life are either total BS or are quite literally insane. We’ve also got buggery… lots and lots of buggery!

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September 15, 2025 127 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys are following the world’s worst wilderness guide on an absolutely mind boggling trip through the Rocky Mountains. So join us around the campfire as we dig into the meaty story of Alfred Packer and search for a single redeeming quality about him. 

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September 8, 2025 120 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys are celebrating a year of episodes by tackling the most convoluted topic they could come up with: The History… of History! Cram yourself into this time machine with us as we hop about willy nilly, talking smack about Mesopotamian ingots and how not f**kable Neanderthals were (sorry Drew). Happy one year anniversary!

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September 1, 2025 102 mins

In this week's episode, the fellas are diversifying their portfolios. Textiles, farming, glass fabrication: that's where the money is, especially when we can fully staff our businesses with 12 year olds! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Why did we allow this practice to proliferate so long ago? Why is "so long ago" still actually happening today? Do children really NEED all of their fingers? It's a coal cart full of ...

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In this week’s episode, the guys spend half of the episode lamenting the fact that they have to get into the gritty details of a brutal crime… which is something they’ve always avoided. But was Elizabeth Short’s life cut short because she was unknowingly putting herself in harm’s way or was she the victim of circumstance after someone she barely had any connection with saw an opportunity to fulfill his psychosexual predilections? H...

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In August’s monthly mini, the fellas feel as if they didn’t give full credit to a couple of the big names calling the shots in the CIA’s MK Ultra program. So many shady dealings are interconnected in this one that, honestly, it just kinda goes from horrifying to impressive at a point. 

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August 18, 2025 113 mins

In this week’s episode, we’ve got more state sanctioned atrocities than you can shake a stick at! Plus we’ve got piles of dead monkeys, the mysterious death of Frank Olsen, French heroin cartels, and difficult questions about what to do with all of the orphan children we drugged and psychologically broke. Last week was just the prologue, baby, THIS one’s where the action is… the terrible, tragic, unforgivable action. 

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August 11, 2025 100 mins

In this week’s episode, the boys dive deep into the lead up to the creation of the CIA and the scientific breakthroughs that inspired the OSS, the CIA, and infamous covert operations like Project Paperclip and Project Artichoke. We’re spraying coastal cities with biological weapons… of knowledge, so hunker down for some state sanctioned atrocities in this first part of our 2 part series on MK Ultra. 

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August 4, 2025 123 mins

In this week’s episode, we’re uncovering an ancient civilization that you’ve never heard of… you’re welcome. Do we believe the theory? Are we convinced that everything that you’ve learned about archeology is completely false? You’ll have to listen to the episode find out exactly how much our answer is “No, that’s crazy!”

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July 28, 2025 103 mins

In this week's episode, spontaneous combustion, perpetual motion machines, and rumpology, oh my! Guest host Dwight Mosby joins Patrick and Riley in making candles with nothing but cigarettes and the grease from their fat old man boobs. Honestly, your favorite fortune teller probably couldn’t have guessed the topics on this pseudoscience episode. 

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July 21, 2025 115 mins

In this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley head down the holler to deep dive the lives and history of West Virginia’s coal miners. Along the way, we uncover the history of the term “redneck”, a ruthless industry taking deeply unethical measures to keep their feet on the throats of their labor force, a truly badass folk hero, and the largest armed insurrection in the history of the US since the civil war. 

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July 17, 2025 44 mins

In July’s monthly mini, the guys are focusing a little more on the silly side of the Satanic Panic of the 80’s and 90’s… well, that was the plan. Sadly, it still devolves into some horrors driven by the moral pearl-clutching of the gullible masses. 

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July 14, 2025 143 mins

In this week’s episode, guest host Jake Teeters joins us in making fun of the Satanic Panic of the 80s and 90s. Unfortunately, and much to Riley’s dismay, making fun of it didn’t stop us from covering the very real consequences of idiotic moral panics and things get… well… predictably awful once we examine the McMartin preschool trials and the West Memphis Three. 

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July 7, 2025 130 mins

In this week’s episode, hop aboard the S.S. Worm Dangler with the guys as they sail the world visiting their favorite micronations. They’re selling baggies of wheat on the Hutt River, tossing homemade bombs in Sealand, and… I guess eating lots of dim sum in North Dumpling Island? Listen. Regardless of what they’re doing, they are an autonomous nation unto themselves. The Nation of Blongo!

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June 30, 2025 127 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys explore the ways in which human brains can somehow simultaneously be impressive and yet so so so so dumb. In the process they also stumble upon a whole list of things they themselves have misremembered, thusly bringing this horrific memory machine around for a full lap. Join us if you have a dumb, stupid brain too as well!

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June 23, 2025 149 mins

In this week’s episode, Riley can’t find his white pants and Patrick falls in love with a seven foot tall woman with a dog’s lower half. It’s an episode filled with call backs and pitches for tv shows we’ll never make as we celebrate our 50th episode the only way we know how, by talking about the most random legendary cryptids from New York, California, and Alaska.

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June 19, 2025 50 mins

In this first installment of our Monthly Mini series, we’re taking a closer look at the insane life of Jair Candor, from being left to fend for himself as a child, to 36 years working with Brazil’s Indigenous People’s Foundation, to his discovery of multiple uncontacted indigenous tribes. Come hang with us while we talk about this guy who’s seen more naked strangers in the forest than you’d find in an abandoned, woodland box of por...

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June 16, 2025 109 mins

In this week’s episode, we do a taste test to see if we can determine the difference between long pig and khakua meat. Our assessment? They both taste just like young cassowary! If you can make it through the hail of arrow fire, you should join us on our private, isolated island as we discuss the North Sentinalese and Korowai tribes.

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