Delete Everything Podcast

Delete Everything Podcast

Is it comedy? Is it history? Yes. Join us as we tame this vicious two-headed beast of our own creation and explore the depths of forgotten histories that have been deleted from our collective consciousnesses.

Episodes

June 9, 2025 87 mins

In this week’s episode, the boys aren’t sure if they’re dying of Dengue fever or from all of the poison dart wounds, but what they do know is that the ominous rustling in the bushes means there’s some ‘made for National Geographic’ type nudity coming their way! Put on your bug spray because we’re making contact with some uncontacted tribes. 

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In this week’s episode, the guys don’t know if Joseph Stalin was a visionary who was simply unable to enact his communist utopia or if he was a big, dumb idiot who was better built for revolution than he was for leadership… we’re leaning in one of those directions, but you’ll have to listen to find out which. We’re dipping our Bolsheviks in Russian revolution this week, so form an orderly line for your weekly, government-issued DEP...

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May 26, 2025 104 mins

In this week's episode, the boys discuss three pretty badass ladies: Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, and Biruté Galdikas. Join us as we talk about each of their amazing stories, what it took to get there, and what they did with their reputation and stature once they realized their goals.

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May 19, 2025 113 mins

In this week's episode, we make an attempt to appease a professor at a major university for that one time we back stabbed her in the middle of a huge bank heist. It was the last one, the one that was going to make us all rich so that we could finally get out of the game for good, and we stabbed her in the back... literally! Anyway, in order to make it all better we agreed to talk about the most boring topic on earth, but at least t...

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May 15, 2025 1 min

Just a midweek call-to-action. We want your banana... pics. Send to our Instagram, our brand new BlueSky account, or our email at deleteeverythingpodcast@gmail.com. We'll make you internet famous! We're, like, a huge deal!

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May 12, 2025 106 mins

In this weeks episode, Marcel Vizcarra joins the guys for the second part of Fruit Wars! Why does such sweet tasting fruit leave such a bad taste in our mouths? If fruit’s so good for our bodies, why do these stories about them hurt our souls? Bananas aren’t the only things that bruise easily this week, come find out what else in this horrific conclusion. 

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May 5, 2025 108 mins

In this week's episode, guest host Marcel Vizcarra joins the fellas in looking at the effects of corporate colonialism via... delicious fruit? That’s right! Just when you thought that there couldn’t possibly be anything dark, vile, or insidious about your favorite dessert and breakfast foods, we show up to reveal their rather grim history. So sit back and let us ruin fruit for you. 

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May 1, 2025 63 mins

In celebration of Patrick’s birthday, we have a calm, thoughtful, collected conversation about songs that were banned in the wake of the September 11th attacks and why the reasoning behind picking those specific songs all makes perfect sense. At no point are any 9/11 jokes made nor are there any impressions of any songs/artists with varying degrees of accuracy.

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April 28, 2025 116 mins

In this week's episode, Riley and Patrick recreate their first ever episode, kind of.   If you’re a fan of shoving unhinged religious philosophies in your bum, racism toward blue people, and screaming your biggest insecurities at strangers while in your underwear in exchange for subpar orange chicken, then this episode is tailor made for you. After all, cults are more fun when there's also corporate synergy! 

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April 21, 2025 153 mins

In this week’s episode, we’re done celebrating Easter and now it’s time to get weird! So break out your E-meter and audit us raw, because we’re doing wacky crap like worshiping the now deceased Prince Philip as our messiah. Also, has anyone seen Shelly Miscavige? We’ve got a cool 9/11 electronica track we want to share with her. 

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April 14, 2025 129 mins

In this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley risk eternal hellfire and damnation to discuss The Bible, its history, and what stories didn’t make the cut. Is it a book that should be read as factual historical nonfiction, or a list of parables and fables meant to teach bigger lessons on how to create a moral society? Be warned: Nothing will prepare you for the end of this episode. 

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April 10, 2025 97 mins

In this bonus midweek episode, we pick up on Yasuke’s progress within Japanese society and where he goes after the death of Oda Nobunaga. This episode’s got it all! It’s got zombie ninjas! It’s got potentially old Jewish Samurais! It’s got heads getting lopped off! It’s got a disappearing black guy! What are you waiting for?!

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April 7, 2025 154 mins

In this week's episode, Jevon Bartley is back to help us discuss another historical badass. A nameless African slave turned freed man who ultimately ended up promoted to samurai by one of the most powerful men in Japan's history. Do we know a lot about Japan's history or culture? Not particularly. Are we going to talk about it at length anyway, possibly getting multiple facts insensitively incorrect? Yup! Will we make black samurai...

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In this week’s episode, we’re picking right up where we left off in Royals Pt.1, both in terms of monarchy lineage and cousin banging jokes. How bad is tertiary syphilis really? How many phantom pregnancies is too many? Find out the answers to these questions PLUS how well Henry VIII could kickflip on this stupid episode!

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March 24, 2025 107 mins

In this week’s episode, we ask the important questions: Was Helen Keller a eugenicist? Was she the privileged beneficiary of a pre-Civil War South? Was she really blind and deaf? A plagiarist? In a romantic relationship with Anne Sullivan? So many questions and we answer NONE of them! Enjoy another futile week here at DEP.

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March 17, 2025 94 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys get in touch with their Irish ancestry, not through diligent research and deeply introspective conversation, but through drunken penis jokes and generally crass behavior… the way Maewyn Succat (rap name Saint Patrick) would have wanted. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

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March 10, 2025 117 mins

In this week’s episode, we’re sailing the Chinese Seas! If you think you know pirates and you don’t know this woman, then you’re a foolish amateur! This episode’s got prostitution, piracy, betrayal, Chinese junk, having babies with your adopted son, gambling, jerks who murder civilians, and… flower boats. 

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March 3, 2025 120 mins

In this week’s episode, the guys genuinely gush over female Russian World War 2 bombing squads… specifically the first female combat pilots in the world. If you’ve ever wondered what teenage Russian girls and Lord of the Rings have in common, this is the episode for you.

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February 24, 2025 152 mins

In this week's episode, the boys are catering specifically to the guys listening in on the wiretap! We know you work hard, men (or women) in the unmarked van down the street, so this one’s for you. 

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February 17, 2025 125 mins

In this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades of gray with us. 

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