Good Morning Driftwood

Good Morning Driftwood

Hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country The Driftwood Isles. Join them as they discuss the events of the day in the weird wild world of Driftwood. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood

Episodes

August 11, 2025 28 mins

On today's episode, the gang discuss the dirt-based origins of Dirk's family's names, eclairs, and Penny's Fury Road, a segment in which Penny picks things she wants to "doof." 

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Ho...

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On today's episode, the gang pull Dirk back from the edge of an identity crisis and discuss the new wood in town, and science.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss...

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July 28, 2025 21 mins

On today's episode, the gang discuss Penny becoming the national poet, Dirk's "hip thing", and an unwitting rabies expert.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the...

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On today's episode, the gang discuss brilliant new TV show premises and legal arguments based on island vibes.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of t...

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July 14, 2025 21 mins

On today's episode, the gang attempt to maintain their dignity as they finally conclude studying for the Driftwood Preparedness Test.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) ...

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On today's episode, the gang discuss unexpected survival tools and Dirk recounts his favorite moment in television history (from the brilliant program "The Knick") as they continue to study for the Driftwood Preparedness Test.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk W...

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On today's episode, the gang's studies for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test continue.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the ...

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On today's episode, the gang begin studying for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test, in which they go over information deemed necessary to thrive in Driftwood.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and B...

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June 16, 2025 21 mins

On today's episode, the gang discuss a candy company's recent industrial accident.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, e...

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On today's episode, Penny is "taxed" mercilessly by Mayor James Volvo (who is a dog) and the gang discuss Dirk's bid for membership to the World Geographical Society and obtain their superpowers, and Bench's most and least favorite juices.

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June 2, 2025 31 mins

On today's episode, the gang talks about milk routines, Driftwood systems of measurements, chowder madness, and literary classics. Ya know, classic radio stuff.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Ben...

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On today's episode, Penny administers to Dirk a National Geographic Kids personality tests.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the ...

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On today's episode, Dirk tells the gang about a falcon that landed on him on a hike and is now his roommate.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the...

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May 12, 2025 21 mins

On today's episode, Penny showed up to the studio as her alter ego Timmy Smiffson, who happens to be a Victorian orphan boy.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss t...

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On today's episode, the gang discuss important things like sleep trackers, Pitbull Court, how poison was used for cosmetic purposes in olden times, Boston Legal, and Penny's List of Lovers.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuff...

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April 28, 2025 33 mins

On today's episode, the gang discuss a new line of cheese-scented soaps and shampoos, the recovery of a renowned painting that had gone missing, James Volvo visits the studio, and some recent developments in Penny's personal life.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Di...

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On today's episode, the gang host the debate between the two candidates for mayor of New Derek (who are dogs) via their campaign managers (Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser).

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss),...

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On today's episode, the gang break down the top 10 things that the film franchise Pirates  of the Caribbean got wrong about pirates (according to Driftwoodian history).

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss),...

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On today's episode, chief curator Caroline Gesundheit joins the gang to celebrate Driftwood History Day and teach us about Driftwood's extraordinary history.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench ...

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On today's episode, the gang try to get to the bottom of the robot spiders tying people's shoes together, partake in a heated debate about what a punnet is and isn't, and explore the mind one of Penny's alternate lives.

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Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Z...

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