Vendor Chronicles
Vendor Chronicles: Hustle, Truth, and a Whole Lot of WTF Get ready for unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversations with Shane the Brain and Q the Messager, two entrepreneurs who’ve seen it all, done the grind, and lived to tell the wildest stories. From the hustle of vending to the absurdity of everyday life, they break down the struggles, successes, and straight-up bizarre moments that have shaped their perspectives. Nothing is off-limits—entrepreneurship, life lessons, raw truths, and the kind of conversations that’ll have you laughing, thinking, and questioning reality. Welcome to Vendor Chronicles, where the hustle never stops, the truth is stranger than fiction, and the stories are too crazy to make up. Buckle up—it’s about to get real.
Episodes
Check out this hilarious episode as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger sit own with the founder of Seriously Simple Soap, the one and only Brian Roadruck! Words don't do this show justice, just listen!
This one starts out dark - talking about famous people who did heinous things, but we worked through some character building advice and soon we're laughing about kids, vasectomies, and life's ironies. From crazy religious practices, raw dogging a snake, or the psychology of the pee dream you'll be laughing the entire episode!!
We were all over the place this week! We started talking about what it means to be a true friend, how to identify and deal with disrespect, and how to handle rudeness. The thoughtful theme persisted as we talked about gender roles, anticipate the upcoming New Year and ask: What have we learned? Keep up, this one is full of thoughtful wisdom.
Buckle up dear listeners as this episode starts with a potentially controversial examination of all things Christmas. Q the Messenger decries the corporate exploitation of a made up holiday, and of course Shane the Brain ties the fantastical imagery associated with flying reindeer to psilocybin experiences. Both men agree that Christmas is best left as a silly story told to children with a wink of conspiratorial under...
After a light-hearted introduction and a rehash of the ongoing good vs bad cop debate, Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger move in a decidedly philosophical direction. Questions about the afterlife lead to considering the Shakespearean idea that morality is relative and how the Overton Window shapes much of our social structure, then Q the Messenger shares advice for a gay guy and Shane the Brain offers his take on su...
This very special episode features returning guest Cinthia Darden, the lovely wife of Q the Messenger. The action starts early with a lively discussion about the current state of the American economy. The debate goes back and forth as different ideas and possible solutions are considered, but Cinthia keeps the conversation moving as she questions whether Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger are in fact fictional charac...
In this poignant episode Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger go deeper than ever before about the joy, pain and responsibility of being a man. This raw conversation will leave you with more questions than answers. Open your mind and straighten your spine...
This episode goes from big picture politics all the way to front porch advice. Q the Messenger gets going on government conspiracies, contending our government has actually devolved into a corporatocracy. A common thread emerges as both agree that false disunity is a tool used by corporations as a distraction from more important matters. Q the Messenger brings practical advice about separating one's not from one&...
This episode is marinated in the experience of middle aged men! Q the Messenger talks about the self restraint required to fill a management role in today's corporate world, inadvertently setting the tone for the entire episode. Whether its a school yard fight or a young punk pulling a gun, fatherhood and even the age old question "does no really mean no?", the conversation thouroughly explores the res...
This is one for the ages! Right off the tee Shane the Brain launches sage relationship advice, then transitions into the advice given to him by older generations. They discuss the various craft shows and festivals that they attend, then take a side path about the difference between a holler and a cut. Laughter ensues ss they talk about stories from the road, and reminiscence on stories previously told on vendor chroni...
Listen in as Shane and Q talk about the challenges of daily life: from car trouble to business hustle and the everyday choices we make. Whether it's the guys' favorite charity, the etymology of common words and phrases or secret societies, something will spark your interest. Shane tells a crazy story from the past week, and finally admits publicly for the first time to having had a stalker for almost 20 year...
Gas up for another explosive episode of vendor Chronicles! Q and Shane start right off with fart stories: whether it's the classic Dutch oven, or the inevitable ventilation needs when sleeping in a van, don't miss this hilarious banter. They transition naturally to the benefits of separate marital bathrooms and the ideal master sweet layout, but he mood turns more serious as Shane and Q debate the rights of ...
Join Shane and Q as they begin this hilarious episode of vender Chronicles with another famous singalong! After exploring new words to add to their vocabulary they take turns telling the tale of recent trips out of town. The conversation gets deep as it turns to an examination of self-defense vs defending one's property. As they grapple with the morality of war, addiction vs disease and rich vs poor Q sums it up...
The newest episode of vendor Chronicles has Shane and Q introducing podcast listener and brother-in-law Joel Ostrander. The conversation focuses on golf at first, goes into pro wrestling with the obligatory mention of midget wrestling and culminates with the timeless classic: dwarf tossing! The subject having been dutifully considered the trio moves on to safer subjects like the Harvey Weinstein situation. They discus...
This episode goes in more directions than a bottle rocket with a broken stick! The show starts with Shane and Q singing classic rock songs then shifts seamlessly to viral golf course fights. The value of having a redneck friend morphs into remembering their afternoon at top golf then somehow turns to a rant about giving personal information to corporations. Property taxes is the next concept on the chopping block and ...
This show starts with a Vendor Chronicles staple: the top 3 list, comedians edition. Q the Messenger shares a laugh about being hit on by a ratchet Puerto Rican chick just before the old car vs. new car debate gets a fresh coat of wax. They go out on a ledge trying to decode the female psyche, immediately followed by an effort to nail down their own eulogies. Q the Messenger gets real about the importance of setting g...
This episode went in more crazy directions than Shane and Q hitting balls at Top Golf! It starts with an innocent exchange about allergies and heats up a little as they discuss the scariest horror films, but when Shane the brain describes The Human Centipede it leaves Kevin and Q folded up! Just when you can't take anymore they cool it down as Q the Messenger recounts a shopping trip with his daughter. They work ...
This episode seems destined for controversy! The madness begins with Q's admonishment not to get complacent with the intro, careens around the proliferation of exposed cheeks then levels out as we discuss our favorite versions of rolling on the river. We keep it real about the disadvantages of long hair in a fight and the advantages of being cruise ship famous, and agree that even the projects are a brick house. ...
This episode Chronicles the Knox Handmade Toys family adventure to Ann Arbor Michigan where Shane the Brain encounters a "revolutionary communist", a porta potty from hell and employs the phrase "Roll Tide" towards a surly vendor. From losing iconic celebrities to the age old question of whether it's better to burn out than to fade away this is an episode packed full of insight and hilarity. C...
In this special takeover, Jessica Knox and Cinthia Darden steal the spotlight—no Shane, no Q, just two moms keeping it real. They kick things off with the chaotic “float trip from hell” before diving into the origin stories of Knox Handmade Toys and Hustle’n Pop, revealing the behind-the-scenes hustle that keeps the businesses moving.
Jessica shares a childhood trauma involving a vacuum and a van, while Cinth...
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