Gamer Chronicles

Welcome back, you beautiful degenerates. This week (okay, month… look, don’t judge), Gamer Chronicles returns with a full-blown gaming breakdown so wild it makes Cyberpunk 2077’s launch look graceful.

We’ve got:

• 🧨 Gearbox selling Borderlands loot and bullshit
• 🎒 Kojima returning with an emotional FedEx simulator sequel
• 💔 Mindseye collapsing harder than my work history this year
• 🧢 Nintendo gaslighting us all with fake Metroid Prim...

This episode was supposed to be all about Assassin’s Creed Shadows—you know, stealth kills, Yasuke, katanas, the usual assassin goodness. But then Schedule 1 came crashing into my life like a kilo of coke through a windshield, and suddenly I’m running a full-blown narcotics empire from a dingy motel room, questioning my morals and beating lazy staff into a lake. It’s that kind of week.

Before diving into the madness of Schedule 1, I...

Welcome back, everyone! It’s been a while, but we’re back with a vengeance. There haven’t been many great games lately, but two big ones just dropped – Sniper Elite Resistance and Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. One of them is worth every second, and the other… well, you’ll see.

Gaming News Rundown

🔹 GTA VI on PC? – Take-Two is back at it, dodging questions like a trained spy agency. Will GTA VI come to PC? Probably, but they won’t say...

Episode Description:
Happy New Year! 2025 is here, and wow, has it come in swinging. This week, I kick things off with a chaotic update on how my dog almost broke me (financially and emotionally), before diving into the wild world of gaming. From wildfires disrupting major game studios to Ubisoft delaying Assassin's Creed Shadows again (shocker), Nvidia's mind-blowing RTX 50-series GPUs, and a delightfully twisted gam...

Welcome to the Gamer Chronicles finale of 2024! Join me your host Aden for an epic year-end roundup packed with gaming news, controversy, and hilarity. From battling Nazis with Indiana Jones to questioning Geralt of Rivia’s retirement-age knees, this episode is a rollercoaster of gaming highs and lows.

What to Expect:
🎙️ Opening Nostalgia: A look back at a year of incredible games, jaw-dropping graphics, and unexpected moments—...

Welcome to Gamer Chronicles, the podcast where pixels tell stories and gamers become legends. This week, host Aden takes you on a wild ride through the latest gaming and tech news before diving into one of her favorite simulation games, Farming Simulator 25.

In this episode, we cover:
🎮 Gaming News Roundup:

• Apple and Sony’s surprising partnership to bring PlayStation VR2 controllers to the Vision Pro headset.
• Sony’s plans to ...

Welcome, gamers and chaos enthusiasts! In this jam-packed episode, we dive into the Ultimate Guide to Holiday Gaming Madness. Whether you're here to laugh, scream, or figure out which game will have you swearing at your screen the most, we’ve got you covered.

We kick things off with the latest gaming news, including:

• Mighty Kingdom's leadership changes and the challenges facing indie developers.
• The return of Fortnite OG...

Episode Highlights
In this episode, we take a detailed look at Dragon Age: Veilguard, a game packed with both highs and lows. Whether you’re new to Dragon Age or a hardcore fan, there’s a lot to uncover here. Here’s what we cover:

• Technical Performance: Despite some minor screen tearing, Veilguard runs smoothly, even on ultra settings with ray tracing and DLSS enabled. BioWare impresses with a DRM-free release, though the la...

In this episode of Gamer Chronicles, we break down the highly anticipated Call of Duty: Black Ops 6, exploring everything from its nostalgic yet chaotic campaign to the frantic multiplayer mode and impressive Zombies experience. Black Ops 6 promises innovation while embracing CoD’s roots, but does it deliver on all fronts?

The episode kicks off with a roundup of the latest gaming news, covering:

• Monster Hunter Wilds struggling wi...

Welcome to Game of Chronicles, where Aden dives into the gaming industry's most jaw-dropping controversies. From Cyberpunk 2077's disastrous launch to No Man’s Sky’s redemptive rise, we’re unpacking some of the biggest screw-ups. We’ll explore Black Ops 6’s controversial “pay-for-sound” feature, Battlefront II’s pay-to-win loot boxes, and Microsoft’s infamous Xbox One always-online debacle.

This episode tackles how gaming ...

Episode Summary:

This week on Gamer Chronicles, we dive into the blood-soaked world of Crime Scene Cleaner, scrubbing away the messes no one else wants to deal with. Plus, we break down the week’s biggest gaming news, from Payday 3’s troubles to Tomb Raider nostalgia and even Nintendo’s bizarre $100 Mario alarm clock. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a whole lot of gaming goodness.

Episode Breakdown:

• Intro (0:00) – Kicking off with ...

n this episode of Gamer Chronicles, we dive deep into one of the most iconic gaming companies in the industry—Ubisoft. From their humble beginnings in the ’80s to becoming the creators of legendary franchises like Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and Rainbow Six, Ubisoft has been a pioneer in game design and storytelling. But not everything has been smooth sailing. We explore the company’s meteoric rise, their golden era, and the challen...

In this episode of Gamer Chronicles, we dive deep into Satisfactory, the wildly popular first-person factory-building simulation developed by Coffee Stain Studios. Join us as we explore the game's evolution from its early access days to its current near-final form. We discuss what makes Satisfactory a standout title for fans of resource management, automation, and large-scale creativity.

From automating vast production lines to...