Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal

The fastest way to test a friendship? Wear a terrible outfit and see who has the courage to stop you.

This episode has it all: fashion interventions, friends who tell the truth, and the ones who let you walk around looking like a clearance rack exploded.

We also talk vacation guilt, those lovely “must be nice” comments, and why the vacation version of your spouse is suspiciously more fun than the one who unloads the dishw...

We all have coping mechanisms. Some of ours should come with a warning label and a locked cabinet.

One phone call and life goes completely off the rails. Next thing you know, it’s Cheesecake Factory at 2 a.m. on a hospital floor, trying not to emotionally fall apart in public. 

This episode is about the month that wrecked our normal. Crystal’s mom has a major heart attack, everyone shows up thinking it’...

A spray tan goes wild, we roast each other like pros, and somehow it turns into a therapy session about surviving life when everything is ridiculous. 

We’re Crystal and Teisha, hopping from Luke Combs to reality TV drama to the dumb stuff we bought online, then landing in the messy, real-life chaos.

We talk Summer House betrayals, cancel culture, Ozempic freakouts, and weird wellness trends that promise instant cal...

The mic’s back after a chaotic month, and we’re diving straight into cringe, marriage negotiations, and a Nationals weekend that went from “oh no” to first place. Along the way, we laugh, stress, and flex that resilience muscle hard.

We cover tiny moments with big lessons: cigars in front of kids, secret adult choices that look shady, and our “Zooies” bit that’s really about consent, timing,...

Life got loud, calendars exploded, and somehow summer tripped and fell straight into fall. So yeah, we hit reset. 

We’re back with longer monthly episodes, and we’re starting spicy, marriage dynamics, bedroom conversations, and a viral clip that absolutely ran wild without its context.

We get into initiation, consent, and the unglamorous negotiations that keep a marriage alive, then hard pivot into food habit...

Season 3 is done, and we’re going full Chick-fil-A—closed for summer and open for poolside chaos, family time, and snacks we don’t have to share.

In this episode, we reflect on the wild ride from “should we even do a podcast?” to building a secret sisterhood of women who are over the Pinterest-perfect pressure. We chat sneaky travel tricks, why your 40s are kind of magical, and how hot dogs became part ...

Did your Easter look more like chaos and chocolate-fueled meltdowns than a curated Instagram post? Good,you're in the right place.

We’re talking missed church, egg fights, and one mom wondering if ungrateful kids are part of the resurrection story. Meanwhile, influencers are out here staging gender reveals like it's the Oscars.

Then, 20-year-old Reese hops on with wisdom that’ll make you question your whole parenting stra...

So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐

In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits.

Somewhere along the way, we end up debating Teisha’s need for random mid-day “bed breaks,” which Crystal...

Why are men always low-key grumpy? Plot twist: they just want attention. Yep, like giant toddlers with beards.

This episode is about reviving that girlfriend energy in your marriage—flirty texts, random compliments, and maybe even hyping up his (totally unnecessary) naked golf swing in the mirror.

We cover everything from teen sleepover drama to feeding half the neighborhood out of your pantry while your husband panics over the...

Want a story that’ll leave you speechless? Trisha went out for a normal night with friends and ended up fighting for her life, drugged, kidnapped, and beaten, with no way to escape. In her most desperate moment, she started reciting the Lord’s Prayer. 

The kidnappers’ eerie response? “Don’t bring the Lord into this.”

And then out of nowhere, they let her go.

But the nightmare wasn’t over....

Marriage after kids can feel like a juggling act except your relationship’s the one getting dropped. We’re diving into how to bring back that spark, from playful touches in the kitchen to breaking free from the “shoulds” that drain the fun out of life.

Turns out, physical touch isn’t just about intimacy—it’s about feeling seen and wanted in the chaos of daily life. And sometimes, a quick get...

That TikTok where Teisha joked about "playing dead" to avoid intimacy? Yeah, it blew up with people predicting divorce. But honestly, it says more about how uncomfortable we are with real marriage talk than anything wrong at home.

We’re spilling the truth about marriage: why men are microwaves (quick to heat up) and women are ovens (we need a warm-up). Plus, the terror of letting a teen go to Mexico solo and why trusting them ...

Ever scroll past an influencer’s perfect morning routine: 5AM workouts, flawless lipstick, and a color-coded calendar and think, “LOL, absolutely not”? Same.

This episode is basically a judgment-free zone for life’s hot mess moments. We’re talking about those questionable intimacy signals in marriage (because sometimes a cuddle is just a cuddle, OK?!), plus some business lessons that prove “go big...

What started as a cheer competition in Dallas turned into a full-blown fight-or-flight panic when chaos broke out at the convention center. One minute, we were just proud, cheer moms—next thing you know, we’re hiding in a bathroom stall, sprinting through downtown with our terrified kids, convinced we were running from an active shooter.

Spoiler: They later said it was just a bar fight, but it sure didn’t f...

Buckle up for this wild ride on Jerking Around, where we dive headfirst into flight freakouts, family chaos, and all the ridiculousness in between. Tisha spills on her fear of flying and how a little too much wine (and a diaper improvisation) turned one trip into pure comedy gold.

We’re serving up real talk and big laughs, from letting kids pick vacation spots (risky move, btw) to elderberry cures and the weird-but-necessary s...

Ever walked into a room and suddenly you’re in a relationship you didn’t know about? We kick things off with some playful roasting and welcome our newest partner-in-crime, Melissa, before diving into Paige DeSorbo’s breakup and the age-old debate, can you really stay friends with an ex? (Let’s just say, opinions get spicy.)

Then, we relive the times love totally hijacked our wardrobes because who hasn’t...

Ever caught yourself cracking up at your own jokes in a car full of kids? Same here. This episode kicks off with our brilliant idea to listen to Jerking Around on a family road trip, leading to nonstop laughs and our daughters seriously questioning us. From there, we dive into the Paige and Craig breakup saga, adding our own relationship mishaps for good measure.

Things get even juicier when we dish on the It Ends With Us movie dram...

Ever had a hardware store encounter so awkward you needed a support group afterward?

We kick things off with a Home Depot misadventure involving a very enthusiastic employee, leaving us cackling all the way home and questioning why we ever leave the house. Also, quick PSA: thanks for sticking with us—because if it weren’t for you, Tisha might trade her podcast mic for a life of interpretive dance. Our show might not be t...

Ever feel like celebrity breakups are running on repeat?

This week, we dive headfirst into the latest gossip bomb: Paige from Giggly Squad and Craig from Southern Charm calling it quits. With cheating rumors swirling, we ask the age-old question—where there’s smoke, is there always fire? Of course, no relationship chat is complete without our own dating disasters, including the make-or-break power of group hangou...