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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Chris Page and a Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello Frank Walker from National Tar. Yeah, and welcome to
the Chris Page and Amy's Grard podcast Day Guys. Last week,
at the top of the podcast, Amy, we talked about
the sad.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Story porn star injury.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Was more than an injury sadly.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, yeah, she died.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She died.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
She fell off her balcony while trying to shoot an
MMF threesome.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wow and r P.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah you thought it was hilarious. He sent me the
loll emoji when I sent the story. Our lovely producer
Ego sent sad also is a cyclist. Well, you're gonna
get ready to laugh again, Amy, because I've got another
sad porn star story.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can we make this like a regular send me the thing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Like what's happened to a porn star? This year?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Porn star Emily Wills has been left permanently disabled after
going to rehab.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What can I tell you? Okay, anyway, she went to
rehab for a ketamine addiction and she was taking a
lot of that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, okay, dangerous.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
She was having nightmares PTSD. Who would have thought that
shooting hardcore porn would not be good for your mental.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Health, I know, and taking it with K as well.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, ketamine.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You sound way too familiar with it there the K. Anyway,
she's she's not good. They apparently didn't take very good
care of her in this rehab center.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, she went.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Into a coma due to prolonged oxygen deprivation. And now
this lovely and she's a lovely oh the photo of it,
that's lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Emily Willis. She's a beautiful young lady like she could,
you know, be a model in her own right.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
But she went down that line and now she has
what they call and this is my worst nightmare, locked
in syndrome.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Locked in is she's fallen into the K hole.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
No, she went into the coma and now she is
completely paralyzed except for her eyes.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
She is vegetable.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She is locked. So no, but she's mentally I believe,
like aware.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, So this exact thing happened to my grandpa.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Cannot move, he had lost in your body.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yep, he had a stroke, a really severe stroke. And
they were like, my mum, obviously my mum's English. They
were like, come over, he's going to die. So she
her and my dad flew over and he was in
vegetation state, which is what they call him. He couldn't swallow,
so he had a feeding tube in. Couldn't even move
his fingers, couldn't feed his move his toes completely paralyzed
(02:45):
from his jaw down, so he could slightly move his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
He could blink, couldn't swallow.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Vegetari state. Your brain's not working.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, that was the wrong one. So he was completely
with it, oh man.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
And he lived like that for two years. And my
mom was like, blink twice if you want me to
muffle you with the pill. But I think in situations
like that, they need to have euthanasia because that was
for my mum.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's why we need guns like America. What to to
kill old people when they're sick.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Jesus Christ. And we don't need to shoot them. We
just gently poison.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Them, strangle them with a pillow. No, no, you guns.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Quicker, you put them to sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Man, you're I can tell this is going to be
a fun one today. Boys and girls. Let's get into
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Let's go, and.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're both happily we're both married.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We're both happily married, and we.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Live vicariously through those who are single and still be
out there.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And going on dates and like, you know, having the
first intimacy moment and all that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Remember the butterfly, the honeymoon period. I think it's what
it's called.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That walk up the stairs the first time, when you
get home and you know it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The anticipation is better than the real.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It's like sitting at the KFC drive through when you're
about to eat KFC. It's better than actually eating it
correct and afterwards you just feel dirty anyway. Janna Hawking
is a dating columns from The Daily Mail and New
York Post, and she has written a new column about
how the gateway to adultery is as simple as a
double tap on Instagram, or a harmless LinkedIn connection request
(04:33):
or a well placed fire emoji in the dms. Could
these little micro flirty things on Instagram being the beginning
of the end of a relationship? Jana Hawking is here. Janna,
is this real social media?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Screw it all up?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Times? A grim? My friends, time grim. We've seen it
a million times. I see it as a single girl,
and these guys are sending me a little fire emoji
or saying, oh well, I wouldn't even say the worst
things that they'd say, my DM, but they say, oh,
you look god in that dress. Oh my god, you
look like you're perky bits looking good in that dress.
(05:10):
And I go into their instagrams and it's their wedding photo,
their wife, and I'm like, are you an idiot? I
could take one screenshot and ruin your life, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think I say this all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I actually used to have an old friend of mine.
I don't really speak to her as much anymore, and
her husband used to send me private dms on like
if I'd put up like an outfit or something, and
I'd either get the flame emoji. There's never any words,
but I'd either get the flame emoji or the drooling emoji.
And I was like, I am very creeped out. That's
(05:44):
not appropriate. Like if I found out my husband Ryan
was sending a drooling emoji to another girl selfie, I
would uppercut him, right right.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I think a fire emoji goes if you're up for
it so much. A drooling emoji you're saying please, please
be up for.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It because I'm super desperate.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, So what are the red flags? You know,
what are the red flags? What if your partner.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
What basically what are you looking at for your partner
doing on social media? And is this just men or
does it go both ways?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I would say it's ninety percent.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, So, ladies, what are you looking out for for
your man on social media?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Jenna number one is the first trap enthusiast. So say
you put a picture up like Amy you in a
gorgeous dress or may on a night out, and they're
just like like fire emerging double tap hearts you look
hot anyone?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
And do you know?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay, married ladies, do you know how you can find
out if your partner is a first trap enthusiast.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
You need to go on to the for you page.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh yeah, and if it's just like hot girls in bikinis,
it means they've gone on a liking spread and a
liking all the pictures of hot girls in bikini.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
This man is so true because that's what it does.
The algorithm.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It sees what you're liking and then it feeds you
that on your for you page. My my husband just
loves cooking channels and then watch dealings.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And so he's so he's off the hook. Show us
your before your for you page?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, for you, okay, Jannet. My for you page is
lots of bikini.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'll get it up here because it comes up. Is
that what you like? Search? There you go, Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
It's ladies in laingerie. And then some little bits of
like American politics.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
One one of them is one of them is kneeling
down tucking her hair back behind her head.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't know what she's going to do.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He has been, he's been on a likings free of thirst.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I swear to God that is that's that's disproportionate to Yes,
I'm a man. Per men have been perving for around
two hundred thousand years. It's not new, but I reckon
that's that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It gives me more.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The algorithm doesn't lie, Chris, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Mine is all puppies and taro. What do we need
to look out for the second one is the overactive
LinkedIn user. Everyone thinks LinkedIn is the connecting.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
For work and you know win of the week.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
No it's not.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Do you know how many.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Plumbers and bricklayers and bankers have asked to connect on
LinkedIn with me?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
They want to check your pipes?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
They literally want to check my pipe has become this
underground city dating app and it's pretty grim.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
LinkedIn tonight, I'm making everyone very paranoid.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now, can I be honest? Okay, my wife you mentioned this.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
My wife just last week said noticed something on my
Instagram and asked me a question about it. So, Jenny,
you'd know this. I used to work with Charlie from
High five. We hosted The Hot thirty years ago together
for a little while. Anyway, I sort of stayed loosely
in touch with Charlie. You know where buddies on Instagram.
(09:20):
My wife said to me last week, she said, hey,
just do you do you like all of Charlie's photos?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Because she knows that's not a question she's genuinely wondering about.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
She's already checked and you do.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
She's probably gone through every single one of Charlie's photos
and you're there liking it supporting.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In the background, she said, I liked a lot of
Emma Friedman's as well. But I mean, we're all buddies,
we work together.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do they like your friend?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
You rarely like mine?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
So that he doesn't like money?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I would like you're both off limits.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'd love to know if Charlie finds it like weird.
Get Charlie on the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Let's get Charlie on the phone, and I'm just going
to ask her. Do you find it slightly inappropriate that Chris,
you know, a happily married man, is always up in
your feed, like in all of your photos.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, I wonder if she's like, oh, first page again.
At least at least I'm secured a few like you know,
like we like our people that we know no matter
what we get up there, they're.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Good for he like, there's a supportive unconditionally Charlie is
married to like a rich race car driver.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She's she's cool. She's not looking at me, trust me.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Okay, No, but I think that's okay.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
If you worked with the females, I think.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
That passed the pub test.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Do you have a number?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, I don't have a number. Producer. We can get
her on the phone and get her opinion on it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I'm going to ring, Okay, Yeah, I can't wait. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
You can check out this article, ladies and find out
all the things you're looking out for for your man
on social media.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Janna Hocking. Is it Daily Mail or New York Post?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
This article on New York Post this week, New.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
York Post check it out, big time, big app Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
J Hockeying from the Daily Mail, New York Post, the
Dating columnists, Great to talk to you again, Janna.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Thanks, thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So are we doing this? Are we?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah? I reckon?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Like, what's she going to say? The worst?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
She's probably gonna come on absolutely batting for you, being like, no,
me and Chris are really good mates.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I really appreciate the support on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
And then I'm going to look like a loser. Yeah,
who's tried to throw you under the bus as being
a little perv?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, Charlie from High five me old mate? Ye wait, Chris.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
We were just speaking to our dating expert, Jana Hacking
from The Daily Mail and the New York Post.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
She was telling us that social.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Media is a mine field for cheetahs, yeah, and catching
them and something as innocent as a like or a
flame emoji or the flame emoji, or even worse, you've
got the drool from your friend's husbands.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, which yah yeah, no no, no, not all of them,
just one of them, one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
We were also talking about your liking spree that you
go on after you showed it's not your liking spree.
You showed us your four you page and it was
filled with women in bikinis, and you mentioned that you
like a few females that you used to work with.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, you like all their photos.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would call them old friends. One of them was
Charlie from High five.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I've actually got her number and I am going to
call her and I'm just going to ask her how
she feels about you when you like her photos.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh god, I haven't spoken to it so long.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Imagine she throws you under the bus.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Hello, Hi, Charlie, it's Amy from the Chris Page and
Amy Girard Show.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Well, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I am on air, but I wanted to give you
a much Well, I'm calling you because Chris is actually
sitting opposite me with child.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, it's so nice to hear your boys
miss you.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Well. We had janneron from the Daily Mail and we
were talking about how Instagram can be a little bit
of a cess pit for you know, cheetahs, men with
a wandering eye and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And oh god, why are you calling me? Have I well, no,
this is no, it's nothing to do. It's got nothing
to do with you or your husband. You're safe.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It has everything to do with Paige. Actually, we saw
his for you page. There's lots of bikini clad naked
women on air. And then in the same breath he
mentioned that he likes a lot of your photos.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure his wife caught him
liking a lot of your photo?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Is that right, Paige Charles.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
My wife was looking at and she just said to me,
I don't know where do you like all of Charlie's photos?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And Amy insisted on ringing you. Can you is he?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is he on every photo of yours?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Did you tell Georgie the truth? Or should I say
a lie? We don't.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Has he DMD you flame emojis?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
No, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Luck.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I will be very honest with you, Amy, seriously, honestly,
he's one of the first always. But here's the thing.
Here's the thing, though, I've noticed that he doesn't like
all my photos. If I had any with my kids
for your.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Husband, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Look you, daddy, don't.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
But as soon as I've got my bikini or a
little dress like I had one a slow mo in
a white like like dress the other day where I
spinning there's Pabe.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Like, oh, he's your number one supporter.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
But you know what, does this make a difference because
we're friends. Does it make him like a supportive stalker?
And that's okay?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You know what, I think a supportive stalker would like
all of the photos. I think the fact that he's
just liking the bikini ones and the hot dressers that
kind of makes him like a supportive like pervert.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Big, I'm a supportive pervert.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And Charlie, don't tell me if you if you put
on that cute little white frilly dressed I remember it
well and do a slow mo video and like look
and all sexy and no one liked it, you'd feel terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You'd go, oh my god, I must be over the
hill and I.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Haven't got I would.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I'd probably call you and be like, so, I think
we've proved Chris wrong here and that he is a
little bit of an internet perv.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
But it comes it comes from a good place. Obviously
there's history there with you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's not history with us.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We will like friendship history.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
You know what, I reckon Boord. The topic would be
if all of a sudden he's stop. Because it's so constant,
I probably wonder either A, he's in massive trouble with
Georgie and I have to figure out, or yeah, maybe
maybe I don't look hot, So it's probably self esteem issues.
He's keeping me going and that's a good thing, right
as friends.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm not doing it out of charity. You are aging
like a fine wine.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'll tell you one thing though, I don't need the
Instagram things.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Because we hosted the Hot thirty back in the day,
so we were on at night in the radio station.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
There weren't a lot of people around. I can tell
you that Georgie's girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Actually did so just your husband works with Charlie My
five and the like at night at the radios or
are you okay with that?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And Georgie was like, yeah, they're friends.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And you know, Georgie knew Charlie, she knew it was cool.
But Charlie used to try to put me off on air.
So if I was talking into the song going he's
number thirteen justin Bieber, she'd be pulling faces, she'd be
doing all this stupid stuff, and you.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Could never get me. You could never get me to
break Charlie and till one night. Yep, she was outside
the studio.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
And she lifted up her top and pressed her boobs
against the against the glass like fried eggs, and I
stopped dead in my pats, and on air was just like, uh,
you got me, brilliant.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
That never happened.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's in his dreams and he thinks about it all
the time.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No doubt it happened.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Oh my god, we got up to a lot, but
there was never Booms from the glass would have.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Been so funny though.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, you know the other reason that my wife, the
other reason my wife shouldn't worry. Okay, you can look
at Charlie's Instagram, go and check it out. She lives
in a great, big mansion with her rich race car
driver husband who's handsome. And you've you've got it all,
You've got beautiful kids. I can't really see you throwing
it all away for a chance with me, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
You know there's that that sound of your women, women
across Australia waking up this morning on Sunday to listen
to just that. We could have one eight hundred call Paigey.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You see why I love her? Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I do. I love her too, She's nice. I'm going
to start liking all her photos. I'm gonna start liking
all your photos.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Charlie, Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Charlie Delaney,
Charlie from High five.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, thank you, loving guys. Thank you so much for
answering and proving me right.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Oh my god, this is great. I'm going to listen
to the rest of the show and have a ball. Thanks, guys,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To Chris.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And what's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, I mean this is going to coincide nicely with
the fact that I've actually had my blood test.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Results back for Perry menopause.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, I got them back. So I've got the results,
but I've read this first.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So the mums. The mums are all talking about the
mum's the Perry.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Hot topic at the moment, everybody's talking about Perry flush topic. Yes,
so this Mum's written, Hey mums, I'm in thick of
menopause and it's been a role or coaster. The hot
flushes are absolutely relentless. One minute I'm dripping with sweat,
the next time shivering cold, and the fatigue. It's like
I've never been this tired in my life. But I
can't sleep. I wake up feeling like I've run a marathon.
What makes it harder is that my kids are constantly
(19:14):
testing my patience. I feel like I'm snapping over the
smallest things. How do you even deal with this and
the mental folk that comes with it. I've tried talking
to my husband, but he just doesn't get it. He
thinks I'm being dramatic. Hearing that makes me mad.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
How the hell do you manage it all?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I was bored, so I mean, I get I understand
the husband. Yeah, and then I'm moody, yeah, yeah, you
poor things.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Is so hard done by what you You're so hard
done by just living there with no hormonal fluctuation, hormonias.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
We have hormonal fluctuations, useless nipples. I've told you, we
have man periods, we have a cycle.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We don't You've got nothing but listen.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
This is why I went and got test for perimenopause
because everything that she listed there is what I am
also going through.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I can't sleep, I'm getting the hot sweats. I mean,
she didn't mention low livido, but that's.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
There too, you no patience, Well it's lower than normal, yes,
and snapping over the smallest things.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
All of these things are what I'm also experiencing.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
However, Okay, you've got the blood test results.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
My blood test results have come back.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Are you pary? Not at all?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
In fact, my GV was like, no, your hormones are
absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You could have a baby next week. My egg count
is still high.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Everything was fine, apart from obviously being really low in iron,
which is just a constant thing in my life. But
he's like, you're absolutely not perimenopausal. Also, your thyroid's fine
as well, because that he thought that could have been
an issue.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
So now I just look like, how was your liver function?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
By the way, I still have to get that ultra
sound done that I have to give out. I have
to give up alcohol for two weeks and I can't
do that.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I know, I've seen your.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, I can't do and I couldn't do it in
the school holidays. So that's on my to do list.
But I also look like the boy that cried wolf
at the moment, who actually apparently has nothing wrong with her.
But I can absolutely understand this mom's frustration, and I
don't know the answer. I've got a lot of girlfriends
who are perry or menopausal, and they are all on HRT,
(21:23):
which is the hormonal replacement therapy. Apparently it's saved their lives.
The mood swings, the night sweats, the insomnia. It's been really,
really helpful. So I would encourage this mom to maybe
have a chat with her GP about that. I don't
know if there's a direct link with having the brackagen.
(21:45):
There is some information around it. You don't want to
take it if you've got the brackageen. You are being
so rude right now, the eye rolling, the pretending to
be asleep.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I try to buy in to most of the things
on this show. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Is there somewhere we can get like a tens machine
strapped to Chris so that he feels abdominal cramps for
like two or three days, just so he can experience
what a period feels like. I won't even subject you
to perimenopause. Just a period, and we'll see if you winge.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
You don't let me talk about Trump. Let's can we
eat the menopause? And let's can we get a woman?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Can I get a woman co host who can sympathize
with me. Who understands what us women go through? Anyway,
Chris right here is a wet paper towel.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Big issue.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's the big issue in the Facebook. Mum, it is
a huge issue. Sorry to everyone.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, I feel sorry for Georgie being married to Chris.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So I have a rather interesting story and i'd love
to know if you have ever ever walked in on
your parents doing some adult cuddling.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, never, once.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I have a girlfriend of mine. She's single mom. Actually,
she has recently started seeing somebody. It's been like a
good eight.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Months, but she's a single month No, no, no, well, yeah,
she is a single mom. So she's been a single
mom and she's seeing someone.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, but it's not the fun.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
They're not living together or anything like that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
So they're just courting and they're taking things very very slowly.
But he had a sleepover and they were doing some
adult cuddling. And her daughter, who doesn't really even know
that they're seeing each other, she knows of him as
her mummy's friend has walked in on them. I want
(23:53):
to say nine. There was some lollipoplying. There was situations
that were unexplainable to a nine year.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Old on the spot, right, Is that what was? Yes,
that's what was going on, correct. Lollipop licking was as
the nine year old walked in.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yes, Yeah, And it just got me thinking because I
actually remember walking in on my mum and dad on
more than one occasion, very very confronting. The last one,
I remember walking in and then going and then like
backwards creeping. Did they see No, I don't think they
saw me on the last one, and then the first
they were.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Just so into it.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
They were just so they were just they there visiting Poundtown. Yeah,
and they just were oblivious.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
To anyone the sound of the BedHead against the wall.
They didn't anyway.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But I think it would be hard for my girlfriend obviously,
because I feel like when you're in a marriage, I
think it's inevitable. Like my kids have walked in on
Ryan and I, but they were so young they wouldn't
have even known, right, We just said, oh, mommy and
Daddy were having a playdate.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You also, you also told me it was weird because
you were trying to explain what was going on when
you said it was Charlie who walked in, but you
had a ballgag in.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
So you.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Have fabricated that story completely. I don't even own a
bood You're a sicko.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No hit ping pong ball with a string. I mean
you can make your own.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, we were on a swing in the bedroom. Yeah,
and there was whips and everything like that. I mean,
there's a reason that they keep those kind of things
in a dungeon, right.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's why you need a dungeon at home. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So you've never your kids have never walked in on
you and Georgie.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, you'd have to do it for them to actually
walk in on something.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So it's a separate bedrooms that keep that situation safe.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
We got separate bedrooms, so that keeps it real safe,
nice and clean. I've had it the other way around, Okay,
I've had a parent on me with my first girlfriend. Oh,
she was well, she was meant to be sleeping downstairs.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
The mom or a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
The girlfriend was meant to be sleeping downstairs, but she'd
snug up during the night.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
So my mom was like, I won't say her name,
your ex girlfriend's name. Yeah, So your mom came.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So your mom knew what was going on and she
wanted to put.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
A stop to it. I don't. Yeah, now that I
think of it, Why did she walk in? I mean,
how old were you? Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So hound a second, But if you didn't know, if
you thought I was just up there alone, why did
you come in? And if you knew she was up there?
Why did you come in without like knocking really loudly?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
She wanted to bust you in the act.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Jesus Mom, Yeah, what were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Well, you could have had another way, big Bee.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
My dad didn't let a single boyfriend even come up
the stairs of my house, even after we've been dating
for two three years years I was eighteen, No man
was allowed to cross that first step up to his
daughter's bedroom, so, big Bee, So I just used to
bang in the back.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Of cars everywhere, Big Bean.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
You you were more of a park girl.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And yeah, he left me no choice.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean, why do it in the safety of your
own home in bedroom? Do it in the field against
a tree in a park in the middle of the night,
but with nature? Yeah, Chris, did your.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Kids go back to school this week?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
They three months?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
It felt like a decade. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Henry went back. He started year two.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yep, he's seven and Oscar my five year old started
kindy at big boys school.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, yes, he went in Wednesday was his first day.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
So you did a big It's a bit of a
like closing chapter for both of us because I same
with my kids. I had one going back into year four,
year two, and then my youngest started kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yes, sobie study HINDI, that's like your last baby. It
was like a big boys school.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, and it was the kind of like the last
chapter of me ever having a little buddy at home.
It was a mixed bag of emotions for me, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
All the mums were bawling.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yeah, but it wasn't even that, like I was so
done with school holidays those last two days in the
like when Tuesday and Wednesday for me, I almost had
like a mental.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Breakdown house your mental health Mine was not good.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Us.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah. It just felt like that extra week almost tipped
me over the edge. And I actually reckon.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Even my kids were sick of me, Like they were like,
piss off, Mum, and I was like, yeah, you piss off.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't want to be here either. But I do
think that there are you know, a few pros and
cons to having our kids.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Back can I tell you one thing about Oscar starting
and this is this is a bit of a soft
cock story. Okay, so but I like I said, all
the mums cry no, but there was a moment. So
we call him little Bear his nickname. He's our little
bear because he's the youngest. He said to me the
night before his first day at school, Daddy, tomorrow, I'm
(29:14):
not little bear anymore. Tomorrow. I think I'm big bear tomorrow.
And I said, no, can you send me you will
always be my little bear? He said, no, tomorrow, I'm
not little bear anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
That's what my little be.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
My middle son used to always sleep with my dressing gown,
and then right before he started school, like the week
he started school, he came up to me and he goes,
I don't need this anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I was like, what do you mean you don't need
me anymore? Like you must always sleep with my dressing gown.
You need my smell, that's right, I mean it smelled
like futrid.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
But anyway, I was welcoming them going back to school,
but I forgot how hectic the mornings are as well
as the afternoons, like the fallout of them coming home
from like six hours of school.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
The emotions have been high.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
This emotion, yes, but just also how fleeting the school
days as well.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's six hours goes like fast.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
You drop them off and you can go home and
take a pooh and have a coffee and you're back.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Tone, you know exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
You do one thing around the house and go how
the two o'clock already, it just flies so quickly.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I don't know what's better, to be honest, I didn't
like having them around the house the whole time.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I like the two week holidays that you get.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
They're good and you can do some nice things.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
You do some nice things, you get to spend some
time and then one on one and take them out
and do little adventures.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
But then off they piss back to school.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did you have any problems with Kobe and his first day?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
You said it went fine, Oscar went fine, The school
did a great job, all the kids were happy. But
it was Henry, the old one, who was a real
tird that morning on Oscar's first day, because he wasn't jealous,
he was sort of and he wouldn't he wouldn't take
a nice photo with the whole family because it just
wasn't his day, and at that age they're just it's
like when it's Oscar's birthday, I'm.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Going to give it Henry a prison too.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh no, I don't do that, I know, but it was.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Henry was a nightmare for Oscars.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
First, Charlie was super helpful, my eldest daughter.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
She actually laid all of Kobe's outfit out and then
woke him up because he loves to sleep in, and
then got him dressed so sweet.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Bobby didn't want a bar of him.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Like because all of the kids in the street, they
all go outside and they ride their bikes early in
the morning and they all kind of we all walk
up together like a little gang.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And all Kobe, my youngest, has wanted to do is
be part of that gang.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
And Bobby it's like the annoying younger brother who's now
it has to be included.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's what Henry was freaking out about. Because they're going
to the same school.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Henry thought that Oscar would cramp his style being at
school and you know, to be hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
It's like, Henry, get over yourself. Oscar's got his mates.
He does not want to hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Year two Wieners.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
See Kobe wants to hang out with Bobby, and Bobby's like.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Oh, anyway, touches. I hope you enjoyed your fifteen weeks holiday.
Your later they're yours now, enjoy chrisd.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So talk to me. Do you know anyone that has
a fat boy bike?
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Oh you do?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Are they?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I've seen it on Instagram and no it's a fifty
something year old man should probably know better.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, look, they're absolutely rife in my suburb. And I
mean I've even looked at getting myself and Ryan one.
I like the idea of them. I'm rather lazy.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So if I can get a bike that's going to
ride up the hill for me, happy days.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
But what I'm finding at the moment is kids as
young as fourteen fifteen are getting them. I don't know
if there's an age limit. I actually don't know if
you have to be sixteen and over.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm not sure. I haven't looked into it.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't think there's any real they're not vehicles. They're
not vehicles, I think, but anything goes right.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
But the thing is they can go up to sixty
kilometers an hour.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
And what how do you define a vehicle. Is it
because they're electric?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Is it by that definition, I could just get in
a ten year old can get in a Tesla, correct,
because it's electric.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah. Well, Also, what's what I find is happening is
a lot of the time down on the beach you're
seeing two three kids on the bike. They're not wearing helmets,
they don't have anything on their feet. I mean, obviously,
as a mother, I real and that concerns me. But
I want to tell you this story about a girlfriend
of mine. She had a car parked in her driveway
(33:44):
and her and her husband were sitting out on the
front porch of the house and they saw these two boys,
both on fat boys. One of them had two of
them on there, and they were just being silly on
the road because they're not meant to be on the road.
They're meant to be on the footpaths because they're not.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
But it's legal to ride a bike on the footpath
as well.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Well, where are they meant to go then?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I don't know, But anyway, there's two on the one
with two on them has come onto the footpath and
smashed straight into the side of her car and they've
fallen off. They obviously haven't hurt themselves, and they've picked
up their bike. Their husband's gone ay and started walking
down towards.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The car and run over to check the kids are okay.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
I mean sure, and then they've jumped on their bikes
and they've legged it right, and then my poor girlfriend
her the whole side of her car is concaved.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
In, and you're not getting a number plate.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Well, firstly, firstly, you're not getting a number plate.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
And even if they did catch the kids, I mean,
you could probably get the parents to pay the excess,
but there's no insurance, there's no third party, there's no
like damages to property that can be paid out, like
there's no rules around them, which I just think is
a little bit why d what you're smirking?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Okay, Karen, Actually you know, because you've got to remember
on the FM, actually, can we get some crackly am
effects right now, because.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's like, because honestly, I've heard this on talkback radio. Okay,
it's very million times.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I was having a picnic with my wife the other
day and there's these new e scooters and e boats
and the kids are just zooming along and they could
not have it over.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
When your car gets smashed into by a kid on
a fat boy. I'll wait to hear how you react.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Chris Page and Karen in the Morning On Kiss Rich,
Chris Gard
Chris Page and a Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello Frank Walker from National Tar. Yeah, and welcome to
the Chris Page and Amy's Grard podcast Day Guys. Last week,
at the top of the podcast, Amy, we talked about
the sad.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Story porn star injury.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Was more than an injury sadly.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh, yeah, she died.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
She died.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
She fell off her balcony while trying to shoot an
MMF threesome.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wow and r P.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah you thought it was hilarious. He sent me the
loll emoji when I sent the story. Our lovely producer
Ego sent sad also is a cyclist. Well, you're gonna
get ready to laugh again, Amy, because I've got another
sad porn star story.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can we make this like a regular send me the thing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Like what's happened to a porn star? This year?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Porn star Emily Wills has been left permanently disabled after
going to rehab.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What can I tell you? Okay, anyway, she went to
rehab for a ketamine addiction and she was taking a
lot of that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, okay, dangerous.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
She was having nightmares PTSD. Who would have thought that
shooting hardcore porn would not be good for your mental.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Health, I know, and taking it with K as well.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, ketamine.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You sound way too familiar with it there the K. Anyway,
she's she's not good. They apparently didn't take very good
care of her in this rehab center.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, she went.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Into a coma due to prolonged oxygen deprivation. And now
this lovely and she's a lovely oh the photo of it,
that's lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Emily Willis. She's a beautiful young lady like she could,
you know, be a model in her own right.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
But she went down that line and now she has
what they call and this is my worst nightmare, locked
in syndrome.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Locked in is she's fallen into the K hole.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
No, she went into the coma and now she is
completely paralyzed except for her eyes.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
She is vegetable.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
She is locked. So no, but she's mentally I believe,
like aware.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, So this exact thing happened to my grandpa.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Cannot move, he had lost in your body.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yep, he had a stroke, a really severe stroke. And
they were like, my mum, obviously my mum's English. They
were like, come over, he's going to die. So she
her and my dad flew over and he was in
vegetation state, which is what they call him. He couldn't swallow,
so he had a feeding tube in. Couldn't even move
his fingers, couldn't feed his move his toes completely paralyzed
(02:45):
from his jaw down, so he could slightly move his mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
He could blink, couldn't swallow.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Vegetari state. Your brain's not working.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Well, that was the wrong one. So he was completely
with it, oh man.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
And he lived like that for two years. And my
mom was like, blink twice if you want me to
muffle you with the pill. But I think in situations
like that, they need to have euthanasia because that was
for my mum.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
That's why we need guns like America. What to to
kill old people when they're sick.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Jesus Christ. And we don't need to shoot them. We
just gently poison.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Them, strangle them with a pillow. No, no, you guns.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Quicker, you put them to sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Man, you're I can tell this is going to be
a fun one today. Boys and girls. Let's get into
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Let's go, and.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're both happily we're both married.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
We're both happily married, and we.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Live vicariously through those who are single and still be
out there.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And going on dates and like, you know, having the
first intimacy moment and all that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Remember the butterfly, the honeymoon period. I think it's what
it's called.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That walk up the stairs the first time, when you
get home and you know it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The anticipation is better than the real.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
It's like sitting at the KFC drive through when you're
about to eat KFC. It's better than actually eating it
correct and afterwards you just feel dirty anyway. Janna Hawking
is a dating columns from The Daily Mail and New
York Post, and she has written a new column about
how the gateway to adultery is as simple as a
double tap on Instagram, or a harmless LinkedIn connection request
(04:33):
or a well placed fire emoji in the dms. Could
these little micro flirty things on Instagram being the beginning
of the end of a relationship? Jana Hawking is here. Janna,
is this real social media?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Screw it all up?
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Times? A grim? My friends, time grim. We've seen it
a million times. I see it as a single girl,
and these guys are sending me a little fire emoji
or saying, oh well, I wouldn't even say the worst
things that they'd say, my DM, but they say, oh,
you look god in that dress. Oh my god, you
look like you're perky bits looking good in that dress.
(05:10):
And I go into their instagrams and it's their wedding photo,
their wife, and I'm like, are you an idiot? I
could take one screenshot and ruin your life, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think I say this all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I actually used to have an old friend of mine.
I don't really speak to her as much anymore, and
her husband used to send me private dms on like
if I'd put up like an outfit or something, and
I'd either get the flame emoji. There's never any words,
but I'd either get the flame emoji or the drooling emoji.
And I was like, I am very creeped out. That's
(05:44):
not appropriate. Like if I found out my husband Ryan
was sending a drooling emoji to another girl selfie, I
would uppercut him, right right.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
I think a fire emoji goes if you're up for
it so much. A drooling emoji you're saying please, please
be up for.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It because I'm super desperate.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, So what are the red flags? You know,
what are the red flags? What if your partner.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
What basically what are you looking at for your partner
doing on social media? And is this just men or
does it go both ways?
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I would say it's ninety percent.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, So, ladies, what are you looking out for for
your man on social media?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Jenna number one is the first trap enthusiast. So say
you put a picture up like Amy you in a
gorgeous dress or may on a night out, and they're
just like like fire emerging double tap hearts you look
hot anyone?
Speaker 7 (06:39):
And do you know?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay, married ladies, do you know how you can find
out if your partner is a first trap enthusiast.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
You need to go on to the for you page.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh yeah, and if it's just like hot girls in bikinis,
it means they've gone on a liking spread and a
liking all the pictures of hot girls in bikini.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
This man is so true because that's what it does.
The algorithm.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
It sees what you're liking and then it feeds you
that on your for you page. My my husband just
loves cooking channels and then watch dealings.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And so he's so he's off the hook. Show us
your before your for you page?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, for you, okay, Jannet. My for you page is
lots of bikini.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I'll get it up here because it comes up. Is
that what you like? Search? There you go, Oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
It's ladies in laingerie. And then some little bits of
like American politics.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
One one of them is one of them is kneeling
down tucking her hair back behind her head.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't know what she's going to do.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He has been, he's been on a likings free of thirst.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I swear to God that is that's that's disproportionate to Yes,
I'm a man. Per men have been perving for around
two hundred thousand years. It's not new, but I reckon
that's that.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It gives me more.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The algorithm doesn't lie, Chris, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Mine is all puppies and taro. What do we need
to look out for the second one is the overactive
LinkedIn user. Everyone thinks LinkedIn is the connecting.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
For work and you know win of the week.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
No it's not.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Do you know how many.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Plumbers and bricklayers and bankers have asked to connect on
LinkedIn with me?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
They want to check your pipes?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
They literally want to check my pipe has become this
underground city dating app and it's pretty grim.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
LinkedIn tonight, I'm making everyone very paranoid.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now, can I be honest? Okay, my wife you mentioned this.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
My wife just last week said noticed something on my
Instagram and asked me a question about it. So, Jenny,
you'd know this. I used to work with Charlie from
High five. We hosted The Hot thirty years ago together
for a little while. Anyway, I sort of stayed loosely
in touch with Charlie. You know where buddies on Instagram.
(09:20):
My wife said to me last week, she said, hey,
just do you do you like all of Charlie's photos?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Because she knows that's not a question she's genuinely wondering about.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
She's already checked and you do.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
She's probably gone through every single one of Charlie's photos
and you're there liking it supporting.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
In the background, she said, I liked a lot of
Emma Friedman's as well. But I mean, we're all buddies,
we work together.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do they like your friend?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
You rarely like mine?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
So that he doesn't like money?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I would like you're both off limits.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'd love to know if Charlie finds it like weird.
Get Charlie on the phone.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Let's get Charlie on the phone, and I'm just going
to ask her. Do you find it slightly inappropriate that Chris,
you know, a happily married man, is always up in
your feed, like in all of your photos.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, I wonder if she's like, oh, first page again.
At least at least I'm secured a few like you know,
like we like our people that we know no matter
what we get up there, they're.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Good for he like, there's a supportive unconditionally Charlie is
married to like a rich race car driver.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
She's she's cool. She's not looking at me, trust me.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Okay, No, but I think that's okay.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
If you worked with the females, I think.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
That passed the pub test.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Do you have a number?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, I don't have a number. Producer. We can get
her on the phone and get her opinion on it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I'm going to ring, Okay, Yeah, I can't wait. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
You can check out this article, ladies and find out
all the things you're looking out for for your man
on social media.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Janna Hocking. Is it Daily Mail or New York Post?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
This article on New York Post this week, New.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
York Post check it out, big time, big app Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
J Hockeying from the Daily Mail, New York Post, the
Dating columnists, Great to talk to you again, Janna.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Thanks, thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So are we doing this? Are we?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah? I reckon?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Like, what's she going to say? The worst?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
She's probably gonna come on absolutely batting for you, being like, no,
me and Chris are really good mates.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I really appreciate the support on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
And then I'm going to look like a loser. Yeah,
who's tried to throw you under the bus as being
a little perv?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, Charlie from High five me old mate? Ye wait, Chris.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
We were just speaking to our dating expert, Jana Hacking
from The Daily Mail and the New York Post.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
She was telling us that social.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Media is a mine field for cheetahs, yeah, and catching
them and something as innocent as a like or a
flame emoji or the flame emoji, or even worse, you've
got the drool from your friend's husbands.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, which yah yeah, no no, no, not all of them,
just one of them, one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
We were also talking about your liking spree that you
go on after you showed it's not your liking spree.
You showed us your four you page and it was
filled with women in bikinis, and you mentioned that you
like a few females that you used to work with.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well, you like all their photos.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would call them old friends. One of them was
Charlie from High five.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I've actually got her number and I am going to
call her and I'm just going to ask her how
she feels about you when you like her photos.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh god, I haven't spoken to it so long.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Imagine she throws you under the bus.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Hello, Hi, Charlie, it's Amy from the Chris Page and
Amy Girard Show.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Well, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I am on air, but I wanted to give you
a much Well, I'm calling you because Chris is actually
sitting opposite me with child.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Oh my gosh, it's so nice to hear your boys
miss you.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Well. We had janneron from the Daily Mail and we
were talking about how Instagram can be a little bit
of a cess pit for you know, cheetahs, men with
a wandering eye and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And oh god, why are you calling me? Have I well, no,
this is no, it's nothing to do. It's got nothing
to do with you or your husband. You're safe.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It has everything to do with Paige. Actually, we saw
his for you page. There's lots of bikini clad naked
women on air. And then in the same breath he
mentioned that he likes a lot of your photos.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure his wife caught him
liking a lot of your photo?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Is that right, Paige Charles.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
My wife was looking at and she just said to me,
I don't know where do you like all of Charlie's photos?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And Amy insisted on ringing you. Can you is he?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is he on every photo of yours?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Did you tell Georgie the truth? Or should I say
a lie? We don't.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Has he DMD you flame emojis?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
No, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Luck.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
I will be very honest with you, Amy, seriously, honestly,
he's one of the first always. But here's the thing.
Here's the thing, though, I've noticed that he doesn't like
all my photos. If I had any with my kids
for your.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Husband, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Look you, daddy, don't.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
But as soon as I've got my bikini or a
little dress like I had one a slow mo in
a white like like dress the other day where I
spinning there's Pabe.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Like, oh, he's your number one supporter.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
But you know what, does this make a difference because
we're friends. Does it make him like a supportive stalker?
And that's okay?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You know what, I think a supportive stalker would like
all of the photos. I think the fact that he's
just liking the bikini ones and the hot dressers that
kind of makes him like a supportive like pervert.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Big, I'm a supportive pervert.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And Charlie, don't tell me if you if you put
on that cute little white frilly dressed I remember it
well and do a slow mo video and like look
and all sexy and no one liked it, you'd feel terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You'd go, oh my god, I must be over the
hill and I.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Haven't got I would.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I'd probably call you and be like, so, I think
we've proved Chris wrong here and that he is a
little bit of an internet perv.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
But it comes it comes from a good place. Obviously
there's history there with you guys.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It's not history with us.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We will like friendship history.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
You know what, I reckon Boord. The topic would be
if all of a sudden he's stop. Because it's so constant,
I probably wonder either A, he's in massive trouble with
Georgie and I have to figure out, or yeah, maybe
maybe I don't look hot, So it's probably self esteem issues.
He's keeping me going and that's a good thing, right
as friends.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm not doing it out of charity. You are aging
like a fine wine.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'll tell you one thing though, I don't need the
Instagram things.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Because we hosted the Hot thirty back in the day,
so we were on at night in the radio station.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
There weren't a lot of people around. I can tell
you that Georgie's girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Actually did so just your husband works with Charlie My
five and the like at night at the radios or
are you okay with that?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And Georgie was like, yeah, they're friends.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And you know, Georgie knew Charlie, she knew it was cool.
But Charlie used to try to put me off on air.
So if I was talking into the song going he's
number thirteen justin Bieber, she'd be pulling faces, she'd be
doing all this stupid stuff, and you.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Could never get me. You could never get me to
break Charlie and till one night. Yep, she was outside
the studio.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
And she lifted up her top and pressed her boobs
against the against the glass like fried eggs, and I
stopped dead in my pats, and on air was just like, uh,
you got me, brilliant.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
That never happened.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's in his dreams and he thinks about it all
the time.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
No doubt it happened.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Oh my god, we got up to a lot, but
there was never Booms from the glass would have.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Been so funny though.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, you know the other reason that my wife, the
other reason my wife shouldn't worry. Okay, you can look
at Charlie's Instagram, go and check it out. She lives
in a great, big mansion with her rich race car
driver husband who's handsome. And you've you've got it all,
You've got beautiful kids. I can't really see you throwing
it all away for a chance with me, Charlie.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
You know there's that that sound of your women, women
across Australia waking up this morning on Sunday to listen
to just that. We could have one eight hundred call Paigey.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You see why I love her? Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I do. I love her too, She's nice. I'm going
to start liking all her photos. I'm gonna start liking
all your photos.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Charlie, Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Charlie Delaney,
Charlie from High five.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, thank you, loving guys. Thank you so much for
answering and proving me right.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Oh my god, this is great. I'm going to listen
to the rest of the show and have a ball. Thanks, guys,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
To Chris.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And what's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well, I mean this is going to coincide nicely with
the fact that I've actually had my blood test.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Results back for Perry menopause.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, I got them back. So I've got the results,
but I've read this first.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So the mums. The mums are all talking about the
mum's the Perry.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Hot topic at the moment, everybody's talking about Perry flush topic. Yes,
so this Mum's written, Hey mums, I'm in thick of
menopause and it's been a role or coaster. The hot
flushes are absolutely relentless. One minute I'm dripping with sweat,
the next time shivering cold, and the fatigue. It's like
I've never been this tired in my life. But I
can't sleep. I wake up feeling like I've run a marathon.
What makes it harder is that my kids are constantly
(19:14):
testing my patience. I feel like I'm snapping over the
smallest things. How do you even deal with this and
the mental folk that comes with it. I've tried talking
to my husband, but he just doesn't get it. He
thinks I'm being dramatic. Hearing that makes me mad.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
How the hell do you manage it all?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I was bored, so I mean, I get I understand
the husband. Yeah, and then I'm moody, yeah, yeah, you
poor things.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Is so hard done by what you You're so hard
done by just living there with no hormonal fluctuation, hormonias.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
We have hormonal fluctuations, useless nipples. I've told you, we
have man periods, we have a cycle.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
We don't You've got nothing but listen.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
This is why I went and got test for perimenopause
because everything that she listed there is what I am
also going through.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I can't sleep, I'm getting the hot sweats. I mean,
she didn't mention low livido, but that's.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
There too, you no patience, Well it's lower than normal, yes,
and snapping over the smallest things.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
All of these things are what I'm also experiencing.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
However, Okay, you've got the blood test results.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
My blood test results have come back.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Are you pary? Not at all?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
In fact, my GV was like, no, your hormones are
absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
You could have a baby next week. My egg count
is still high.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Everything was fine, apart from obviously being really low in iron,
which is just a constant thing in my life. But
he's like, you're absolutely not perimenopausal. Also, your thyroid's fine
as well, because that he thought that could have been
an issue.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
So now I just look like, how was your liver function?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
By the way, I still have to get that ultra
sound done that I have to give out. I have
to give up alcohol for two weeks and I can't
do that.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I know, I've seen your.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, I can't do and I couldn't do it in
the school holidays. So that's on my to do list.
But I also look like the boy that cried wolf
at the moment, who actually apparently has nothing wrong with her.
But I can absolutely understand this mom's frustration, and I
don't know the answer. I've got a lot of girlfriends
who are perry or menopausal, and they are all on HRT,
(21:23):
which is the hormonal replacement therapy. Apparently it's saved their lives.
The mood swings, the night sweats, the insomnia. It's been really,
really helpful. So I would encourage this mom to maybe
have a chat with her GP about that. I don't
know if there's a direct link with having the brackagen.
(21:45):
There is some information around it. You don't want to
take it if you've got the brackageen. You are being
so rude right now, the eye rolling, the pretending to
be asleep.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I try to buy in to most of the things
on this show. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Is there somewhere we can get like a tens machine
strapped to Chris so that he feels abdominal cramps for
like two or three days, just so he can experience
what a period feels like. I won't even subject you
to perimenopause. Just a period, and we'll see if you winge.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
You don't let me talk about Trump. Let's can we
eat the menopause? And let's can we get a woman?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Can I get a woman co host who can sympathize
with me. Who understands what us women go through? Anyway,
Chris right here is a wet paper towel.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Big issue.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's the big issue in the Facebook. Mum, it is
a huge issue. Sorry to everyone.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, I feel sorry for Georgie being married to Chris.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
So I have a rather interesting story and i'd love
to know if you have ever ever walked in on
your parents doing some adult cuddling.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, never, once.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I have a girlfriend of mine. She's single mom. Actually,
she has recently started seeing somebody. It's been like a
good eight.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Months, but she's a single month No, no, no, well, yeah,
she is a single mom. So she's been a single
mom and she's seeing someone.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, but it's not the fun.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
They're not living together or anything like that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
So they're just courting and they're taking things very very slowly.
But he had a sleepover and they were doing some
adult cuddling. And her daughter, who doesn't really even know
that they're seeing each other, she knows of him as
her mummy's friend has walked in on them. I want
(23:53):
to say nine. There was some lollipoplying. There was situations
that were unexplainable to a nine year.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Old on the spot, right, Is that what was? Yes,
that's what was going on, correct. Lollipop licking was as
the nine year old walked in.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yes, Yeah, And it just got me thinking because I
actually remember walking in on my mum and dad on
more than one occasion, very very confronting. The last one,
I remember walking in and then going and then like
backwards creeping. Did they see No, I don't think they
saw me on the last one, and then the first
they were.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Just so into it.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
They were just so they were just they there visiting Poundtown. Yeah,
and they just were oblivious.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
To anyone the sound of the BedHead against the wall.
They didn't anyway.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But I think it would be hard for my girlfriend obviously,
because I feel like when you're in a marriage, I
think it's inevitable. Like my kids have walked in on
Ryan and I, but they were so young they wouldn't
have even known, right, We just said, oh, mommy and
Daddy were having a playdate.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You also, you also told me it was weird because
you were trying to explain what was going on when
you said it was Charlie who walked in, but you
had a ballgag in.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
So you.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Have fabricated that story completely. I don't even own a
bood You're a sicko.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
No hit ping pong ball with a string. I mean
you can make your own.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yeah, we were on a swing in the bedroom. Yeah,
and there was whips and everything like that. I mean,
there's a reason that they keep those kind of things
in a dungeon, right.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's why you need a dungeon at home. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So you've never your kids have never walked in on
you and Georgie.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, you'd have to do it for them to actually
walk in on something.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So it's a separate bedrooms that keep that situation safe.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
We got separate bedrooms, so that keeps it real safe,
nice and clean. I've had it the other way around, Okay,
I've had a parent on me with my first girlfriend. Oh,
she was well, she was meant to be sleeping downstairs.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
The mom or a girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
The girlfriend was meant to be sleeping downstairs, but she'd
snug up during the night.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
So my mom was like, I won't say her name,
your ex girlfriend's name. Yeah, So your mom came.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
So your mom knew what was going on and she
wanted to put.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
A stop to it. I don't. Yeah, now that I
think of it, Why did she walk in? I mean,
how old were you? Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So hound a second, But if you didn't know, if
you thought I was just up there alone, why did
you come in? And if you knew she was up there?
Why did you come in without like knocking really loudly?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
She wanted to bust you in the act.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Jesus Mom, Yeah, what were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Well, you could have had another way, big Bee.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
My dad didn't let a single boyfriend even come up
the stairs of my house, even after we've been dating
for two three years years I was eighteen, No man
was allowed to cross that first step up to his
daughter's bedroom, so, big Bee, So I just used to
bang in the back.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Of cars everywhere, Big Bean.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
You you were more of a park girl.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And yeah, he left me no choice.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I mean, why do it in the safety of your
own home in bedroom? Do it in the field against
a tree in a park in the middle of the night,
but with nature? Yeah, Chris, did your.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Kids go back to school this week?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
They three months?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
It felt like a decade. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Henry went back. He started year two.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yep, he's seven and Oscar my five year old started
kindy at big boys school.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, yes, he went in Wednesday was his first day.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
So you did a big It's a bit of a
like closing chapter for both of us because I same
with my kids. I had one going back into year four,
year two, and then my youngest started kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yes, sobie study HINDI, that's like your last baby. It
was like a big boys school.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, and it was the kind of like the last
chapter of me ever having a little buddy at home.
It was a mixed bag of emotions for me, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
All the mums were bawling.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yeah, but it wasn't even that, like I was so
done with school holidays those last two days in the
like when Tuesday and Wednesday for me, I almost had
like a mental.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Breakdown house your mental health Mine was not good.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Us.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah. It just felt like that extra week almost tipped
me over the edge. And I actually reckon.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Even my kids were sick of me, Like they were like,
piss off, Mum, and I was like, yeah, you piss off.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I don't want to be here either. But I do
think that there are you know, a few pros and
cons to having our kids.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Back can I tell you one thing about Oscar starting
and this is this is a bit of a soft
cock story. Okay, so but I like I said, all
the mums cry no, but there was a moment. So
we call him little Bear his nickname. He's our little
bear because he's the youngest. He said to me the
night before his first day at school, Daddy, tomorrow, I'm
(29:14):
not little bear anymore. Tomorrow. I think I'm big bear tomorrow.
And I said, no, can you send me you will
always be my little bear? He said, no, tomorrow, I'm
not little bear anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
That's what my little be.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
My middle son used to always sleep with my dressing gown,
and then right before he started school, like the week
he started school, he came up to me and he goes,
I don't need this anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I was like, what do you mean you don't need
me anymore? Like you must always sleep with my dressing gown.
You need my smell, that's right, I mean it smelled
like futrid.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
But anyway, I was welcoming them going back to school,
but I forgot how hectic the mornings are as well
as the afternoons, like the fallout of them coming home
from like six hours of school.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
The emotions have been high.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
This emotion, yes, but just also how fleeting the school
days as well.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's six hours goes like fast.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
You drop them off and you can go home and
take a pooh and have a coffee and you're back.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Tone, you know exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
You do one thing around the house and go how
the two o'clock already, it just flies so quickly.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I don't know what's better, to be honest, I didn't
like having them around the house the whole time.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I like the two week holidays that you get.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
They're good and you can do some nice things.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
You do some nice things, you get to spend some
time and then one on one and take them out
and do little adventures.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
But then off they piss back to school.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did you have any problems with Kobe and his first day?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
You said it went fine, Oscar went fine, The school
did a great job, all the kids were happy. But
it was Henry, the old one, who was a real
tird that morning on Oscar's first day, because he wasn't jealous,
he was sort of and he wouldn't he wouldn't take
a nice photo with the whole family because it just
wasn't his day, and at that age they're just it's
like when it's Oscar's birthday, I'm.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Going to give it Henry a prison too.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh no, I don't do that, I know, but it was.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Henry was a nightmare for Oscars.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
First, Charlie was super helpful, my eldest daughter.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
She actually laid all of Kobe's outfit out and then
woke him up because he loves to sleep in, and
then got him dressed so sweet.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Bobby didn't want a bar of him.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Like because all of the kids in the street, they
all go outside and they ride their bikes early in
the morning and they all kind of we all walk
up together like a little gang.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And all Kobe, my youngest, has wanted to do is
be part of that gang.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
And Bobby it's like the annoying younger brother who's now
it has to be included.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's what Henry was freaking out about. Because they're going
to the same school.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Henry thought that Oscar would cramp his style being at
school and you know, to be hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
It's like, Henry, get over yourself. Oscar's got his mates.
He does not want to hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Year two Wieners.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
See Kobe wants to hang out with Bobby, and Bobby's like.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Oh, anyway, touches. I hope you enjoyed your fifteen weeks holiday.
Your later they're yours now, enjoy chrisd.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So talk to me. Do you know anyone that has
a fat boy bike?
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Oh you do?
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Are they?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I've seen it on Instagram and no it's a fifty
something year old man should probably know better.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, look, they're absolutely rife in my suburb. And I
mean I've even looked at getting myself and Ryan one.
I like the idea of them. I'm rather lazy.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So if I can get a bike that's going to
ride up the hill for me, happy days.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
But what I'm finding at the moment is kids as
young as fourteen fifteen are getting them. I don't know
if there's an age limit. I actually don't know if
you have to be sixteen and over.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm not sure. I haven't looked into it.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I don't think there's any real they're not vehicles. They're
not vehicles, I think, but anything goes right.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
But the thing is they can go up to sixty
kilometers an hour.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
And what how do you define a vehicle. Is it
because they're electric?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Is it by that definition, I could just get in
a ten year old can get in a Tesla, correct,
because it's electric.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah. Well, Also, what's what I find is happening is
a lot of the time down on the beach you're
seeing two three kids on the bike. They're not wearing helmets,
they don't have anything on their feet. I mean, obviously,
as a mother, I real and that concerns me. But
I want to tell you this story about a girlfriend
of mine. She had a car parked in her driveway
(33:44):
and her and her husband were sitting out on the
front porch of the house and they saw these two boys,
both on fat boys. One of them had two of
them on there, and they were just being silly on
the road because they're not meant to be on the road.
They're meant to be on the footpaths because they're not.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
But it's legal to ride a bike on the footpath
as well.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Well, where are they meant to go then?
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I don't know, But anyway, there's two on the one
with two on them has come onto the footpath and
smashed straight into the side of her car and they've
fallen off. They obviously haven't hurt themselves, and they've picked
up their bike. Their husband's gone ay and started walking
down towards.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The car and run over to check the kids are okay.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
I mean sure, and then they've jumped on their bikes
and they've legged it right, and then my poor girlfriend
her the whole side of her car is concaved.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
In, and you're not getting a number plate.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Well, firstly, firstly, you're not getting a number plate.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
And even if they did catch the kids, I mean,
you could probably get the parents to pay the excess,
but there's no insurance, there's no third party, there's no
like damages to property that can be paid out, like
there's no rules around them, which I just think is
a little bit why d what you're smirking?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Okay, Karen, Actually you know, because you've got to remember
on the FM, actually, can we get some crackly am
effects right now, because.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's like, because honestly, I've heard this on talkback radio. Okay,
it's very million times.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
I was having a picnic with my wife the other
day and there's these new e scooters and e boats
and the kids are just zooming along and they could
not have it over.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
When your car gets smashed into by a kid on
a fat boy. I'll wait to hear how you react.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
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