Are These The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time?

Popular Newspaper USA Today have picked their list for 'The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time', so Clairsy & Lisa go through the top 5 and give their thoughts.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The American popular newspaper USA Today has picked its list
for the worst Christmas Songs of all time, and I
thought we might have look at the top five. Okay,
So at number five, New Kids on the Block have
a song, a Christmas song called Funky Funky Christmas Christmas
Melody because Keith feels also Christmas Eve your hands in

(00:23):
the air pass ballistic Santa Claus. I'm surprised that wasn't higher.
Never heard it. Number four on the list doing their
version of the Little Drummer Boy. It's not just Jessica
Chicken of the Sea Simpson, but it's Jessica and her
sister Ashley Simpson. Stun igear. That's enough of that, please mercy.

(00:54):
Number three is New Song and their their Christmas song
which is called the Christmas Shoes. Now I've never heard
of New Song. Evidently they are a contemporary Christian music
group from Georgia. Mama made Christmas good and you can
tell straight away we lost ye. She just did with her,

(01:15):
she did without what am I? That reminds me a
bit of when Cardio West things about remember when your
mother used Your mama used to come into the bedroom
and pretend to be the tree like Cardio West Christmas
song Number two on USA Today's Worst Christmas Songs of

(01:38):
All Time, it's Elmo and Patsy. Grandma got run over
by a reindeer.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Grandma, I've gone over by rain there walking home from
our house. Restmas. You can say there's no such thing
as sandgic story.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Saint Nick is that's Elmo to hear Elmo well close.
Number one on the list is Alvin and the Chipmunks
singing Christmas, don't be late.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Stop you got that, you'll vomit your I will say
I would rather that than anything else on that list.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
USA Today called this one the novelty song from Hell,
no doubt about it. There you go to avoid the
songs that aren't. Michael Gobla apologies if any of those
are real whims for you all through Christmas.