FULL SHOW #23: OUR MARKETING SQUAD'S BILLBOARDS ARE UNDER THREAT FROM BEING TAKEN DOWN!

FULL SHOW #23:

HAYLEY, MAX, & OUR MIX MARKETING SQUAD FIGHT TO KEEP OUR BILLBOARD'S UP AROUND ADELAIDE.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Last year, we had an email coming in from there's
a whole thing. There was a PR company. They're based
out of Brisbane, and they kept sending emails. I was
getting them at producers and getting them, Vigi started getting them,
Everyone started getting them, saying happy what do you say?
You said, happy mon Yay, Happy fay bybe hump Day Happy.

(00:26):
Junior Friday was Thursday, and I was like, that is
the files.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And you say Friday e as well, not Junior Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You're just say yeah, Thursday's good on its day. I
like Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I like Thursday two.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Those day's a good day. We're nearly there, all right.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You come to me this morning with some news on
Bunny Blues.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Huge news, huge news. Bonnie Blue. For everyone that doesn't know,
she was the she's the adult film star. She films
her own video. She was one of the two that
was filming stuff at schoolies. Yeah. Remember we had this
whole well, I mean they're eighteen and it's signed up
and safe. But also it's like just out in front
of that so you yeah, yeah, a little bit gross. Anyway,

(01:07):
recently she decided that's not enough. She went on a
whole thing, her big protomo for maybe the month of
January December. January was omulously with a thousand guys in
under a day.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Under a day, she did it. Y.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, she actually did it in just over twelve hours.
Oh that is so Yeah, it's gross done it. Yeah.
The whole thing is it's just coming online in the
last day or two that she's apparently pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Does that mean she's pregnant with It has to be
with one of the thousand people, right, yeah? And now
does she have to go back and ask all of
these thousands, like every single guy, well.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
If your swimmers work?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, like how do you how do.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You even check the DNA to line them all up
and get the DNA test.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Get them all to line up again. Yes, she's going
to go through them again, but this time they have
to make a sample into a cup because.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
The other option would be because if she had a
boyfriend at the time, like or a partner, I don't
say whatever, but it clearly doesn't such a thing a boyfriend. Okay,
So she has a boyfriend, that's okay with her being
with a thousand people, Well.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It makes a lot of money for her.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who cares about the money.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's so gross money. Imagine her rolling home after that
day of filming. Honey, how was your day? Oh my god,
you won't believe what happened at the accounting for today.
What about you, bunny?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Pretty big day comations.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh my god, she's having a baby with their boyfriend. Okay,
maybe then she'll stop doing what she's doing.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't know who. How can you tell?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, there's a whole other fetish stuff as well, pregnant women.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, oh yuck. Anyway, Oh would that be Bonnie Happy?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Junior Thursday.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's Senior Thursday. It's Junior Frey.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
We guarantee a winner every week with Haley Max's Money Minute,
and today the questions are so damn easy. We want
that money to go off seven o'clock. Get ten questions
right in sixty seconds, win the cash. Al Right, I
stand by and play that with us in about an
hour from now. Let's get into it, hey, Junior Fry
Yay Mix one O two point three. Good morning Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
All right, guys, we are on a mission to build
the best, the most fun mixed marketing squad of all
time to promote our show, big wild, crazy silly ideas
all over Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I don't want real pr papers, I want the people.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, and we got the man, in fact, didn't we
The head hont show of our marketing squad is our
ten year old Giuseppe.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
He's in charge, legend.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
We met him yesterday, brought me in some flowers. Love
this kid.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
He's praying the hose, he's running all the meetings.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
He came in and he presented to us our new
billboards that are going to be live all over Adelaide. Right, yeah,
and now there's been an issue yesterday afternoon. I'm not
sure if anyone's aware, but our boss has been in
big meetings. There's been legal action happening. We don't know
what is happening with these billboards.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Government.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
We're in trouble government and we might have to pay
a fine.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So we're going to tell you more about that this
morning at seven forty. But just watch this.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Space right now. Ever thought about dying recently?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I think about it every day every day.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Have you met me?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm morbid?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
As how about an asteroid coming.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
To hit earth?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
This is what's actually happening.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, so let me get saying this thing. I know,
we read these asteroid So here's the latest one from NASA, right,
because this one actually is starting to get to a
point where's like, oh maybe I should think about this
one a.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Little bit, moore.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is it getting closer?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's called YR four.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh sounds scary.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh no, it doesn't it right? Twenty twenty four YR four.
So when they first discovered this asterroid, this is like
ages millions and millions and millions of k's away they
first discovered, They're like, it's got a one in eighty
three chants hitting Earth.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's quite high odds for me.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, it's not as high as it's going to get.
When they kept discovering it was one in sixty seven,
then go one closer in fifty three, one in forty three.
Now the odds are currently, according to NASA, one in
thirty eight of hitting Earth, So two point six percent
chance that an asteroid hits Earth in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Okay, but don't asteroids hit Earth all the time like
little things?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Look how it is it? So this thing's about it.
It's slightly bigger than a football field.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Wow, where's it get to hit?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're not certain yet because it is a long way away.
But I'm not Adelaide. I'm assuming like Rundlemore.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't say that twenty thirty two is a year
my little guy finishes high school, so that is twenty
thirty two.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
This opens up an interesting question if it went up
from whatever two point six percent at the moment to
like eighty percent. Yeah, at what point do you go,
you know what, I'm not going to school. I'm not going. Yeah,
I'm not doing this anymore because I'm going to go
an asteroid. We're all going to die.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh no, I'd continue my life as is.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, what would you do? Do you keep yourself in.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
The chaos of like people not going to school, not
going to.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Work up until when it'd be like a Will Smith movie?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
When do you pull Alfie out of school?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, if I had three days notice that the asteroid's
about to hit us, then I would go, all right,
we can get out of school.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's been some family time together.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I've given you seven years, no seven even.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
They have to go to school. Well, you're gonna stop
working if an asteroid hits us?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
What are you learning for?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
You're learning because who knows what happens when the asteroid
hits us.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It might just be like this and then you're like,
oh crap, I don't have a degree.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't have anything. I'm really dumb, do you know
what I mean? Wouldn't you continue your life as it is?
I would probably though, start my bunker now.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
My mum has been like preparing for the end of
the world since the end of the world, like twelve
years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Don't stay prepping a couple of baked beans. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, more than baked beans, I would. I would full
doomsday prep. I would have a bed and a whole house.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Under under the ground.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you know what that's If we know that's happening
in twenty thirty two, we just need to start building.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Underground from now. From now, a coop of BET's taking over.
Let's move to a We're all going to become my
pool Farmers.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Loud, Wild, unstoppable, Talien, mass, mixed marketings fly.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Okay, we are on a mission, Max and I to
make some serious noise in Adelaide, and we've been listing
the help of a marketing squad. So far, we've got
my best friend Laurence, and then we had a wild card.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, he's ten years old. His name is Giuseppe. He's
essentially taken over the squad so far. We're still looking
for more recruits. But he's doing a lot of head
He's doing all the work.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I actually don't think he's not good at delegating.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
He's doing everything.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, and it's fine because he's doing some good work.
He's hijacked out billboards. We want to change what he
said on it. Giuseppe joins us in the studio. Good morning, Gisette. Yeah,
how have you been going with all this extra work
where you've been giving you Let me just say something.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Yeah, all the ideas with the billboard sucked. So I
do something good myself.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yes, I'm exhausted.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
I've been doing everything. Yeah, so I have made a masterpiece.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
A couple of days ago, Jessefe came with some ideas,
but it sounds like they weren't your ideas.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
It was like your board meeting.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
He was representing the board and yeah, there are a
few ideas. What to change the slogans too, so things
like it would have our picture and it would still
say Haley and Max in the morning, but then it
would say at least our mums are listening, or for
when your bluetooth is broken.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, all the show nobody asked for.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I thought that were good ideas, funny, a little bit mean,
but funny.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
But Gebbe's gone back to the drawing board here.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
So I have my little masterpiece of both of you,
but one of my slogans on there. You can reulveil
your paper.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, little look, we've both got a piece of paper which,
oh my god, it's our faces.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh my god, this is amazing. You have turned me
into the devil.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's like what you do when you open up the
advertiser when you're younger and you draw the glasses and
the bed like the prime minister.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's exactly what's happened. You have a goaty in glasses.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, and it says faces for Radio by Giuseppe ten
year old listener.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh god, I love me.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's very good. It looks like every single pillboard's been graffiti.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh my okay, this is going to stand out, Giuseppe.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And that's the whole point, right, So you've got one more.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
For us, go to the other pay Are you prouder
of this one? Before I send it over? I can
see he's wicked. Little grin on his face.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Without you, God, we don't need a whole marketing squad.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
We just need you, and then it'd be nice to
take a bit of weight off of his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, I know you're you're working a lot, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
How much time are you putting into these I'm thinking
you've been working on this for hours.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
The was a dome wive hours ad. I've got that wrong.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a shame.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
How much are we paying you, Giseeppe?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
One million?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, we don't have the budget for that, Giuseppe, you
legend this is going to work out pretty.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Well, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, and your name is on a billboard. This is
big news for you or your friends probably going to think.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
They're not going to think for me.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, okay, that was yesterday. But in the last twenty
four hours stuff has gone down.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's getting We've got a very long WhatsApp message from
our boss in our group chat saying that he had
been in meetings all afternoon with people that work here,
people that work in Sydney and like advertising agencies.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, are we in a lot of trouble?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, apparently the billboards violates some stuff oh I don't
like this, and there's a chance, a pretty strong chance
they're going to have to be taken down. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Okay, so seven forty this morning, our boss, crazy South
African lovely man is going to come in.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
He's going to tell us what the hell is going on?
He's the hell's going Okay, we've got some nice tie
tea because we're about to talk about the new season
of The White Lotus set in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Clean water.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Okay, no, I didn't White Lotus season three so excited
about this series. If you've seen one and two, you
know that anything is going to happen in season three, right,
But as it started, fans are infuriated over one thing.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
People are literally saying, this ruined my weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, one episode that's come out, yeah, and you've.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Got to wait for another week for the next one.
But they're angry over the theme song. Now, you know
when you watch a show and you actually sit through
the whole theme song because you love it, like you're like,
it gets too excited.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
There are a few shows like that. Yeah, all right,
one of them. This is one of them.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, this is the old theme song that everyone loves
as soon as you.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Hear that, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, So they've.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Changed the theme song, right, so they changed it from
season one to two, but it still had this and
it was all good, no that we were fine with that.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Now they've changed it to something completely different and have
Linda listen to the new one.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Like survive stupid.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
There's nothing, there's no anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
As you can see. That's why fans are really really angry.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
But I will say I mean, first, well problem it
had four point six million viewers tuned into the opening weeek,
which is record breaking.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
That is huge.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
You got to think though, if they hadn't changed the
theme song, could.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Have been so right, idiots, let's put to Megan Marco
at the moment she's relaunched her lifestyle brand American Rivera
Orchard Rivera, Rivera, Rivera.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's stupid. It's fine. You're allowed to get it wrong
because it is stupid.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Rivera.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I thought it was Riviera.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, no, it's spelled Rivera. So I was right there
back not you.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Mate, Probably.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Luke doesn't do that, Okay, So she's rebranded her brand
to as Ever.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's the new name. Have a listen.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
Last year, I had thought, you know what American rivera
that sounds like such a great name. It's my neighborhood.
It's a nickname for Santa Barbara. But ad me to
things that were just manufactured and grown in this area.
As Ever essentially means as it's always been. And if
you followed me since twenty fourteen with the tig, you
know I've always loved cooking and crafting and gardening.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
This is what I do. Okay, so it is Riviera.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But also two different brands have upper arms over this,
so she's in trouble. Megan can't just catch a bright
poor girl, Poor Megan.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Finally she had some.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Money to like smooth things over.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So apparently as Eva's logo is exactly like the coat
of arms from the Spanish town.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Of Preros Correros, and it actually is.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
We've got a photo of like her logo and the
coat of arms and they are exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So they're saying they're going to threaten legal action.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
And then another American lifestyle brand called as Ever already exists.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Su Megan Vegan.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Suit, Yeah her shea in suit. She should have just
stayed in suits. Hey, one more quick story. Courtney Cox
she's in Sydney at the moment. She's just hanging out
with their daughter Coco.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Guess why she's here.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, No, she's here because she's gonna film Scream seven.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh my god, that's not the horror movie franchise that
she's in. How has she not died in the first
six movies?

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Like, wasn't it one hundred years ago that Scream one
came out? Scream one was good?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Two?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
When was there?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Three, four, five, and six?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
She's been running from the Man in the Mask for
six movies.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Now she looks like the man in the mask.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I just seen Alian.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Max's he thought her masters.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
We guarantee a winner every week. All right, today, Today,
Today's day Max. We're gonna give away one thousand dollars
in sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
It's so easy. The questions are easy.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
There's ten questions, and we have a lovely person on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Her name is Georgia in glen Osmond.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Georgia, you're a librarian, I am, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Godans are very smart.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes they are. You know everything, George.

Speaker 10 (15:05):
I'm feeling so nervous. I don't even know how to.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Answer that worry.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
We don't how to find information, but we don't necessarily
know it.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, you know all the little barcodes and all the
books decimal system.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, all right, well I think it's all going to
come in handy. You've only got to worry about ten
numbers this morning, one to ten. You get them, all right?
You know in yourself this money, Georgia. Who do you
want to read the questions next?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Please?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Beautiful choice?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Ash?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
All right, let's dive writing, Georgia. How many sides? No,
I'm going to actually know what I'm gonna do. I'm
so nervous. All right, your time starts? Now? How many sides?
Does the hecks are going have? Oh?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
My gosh?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
What two colors are zebras? What's the capital of Australia?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Camera?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
What does KFC stand for?

Speaker 10 (15:57):
Kentuck your Chicken?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
A popular fringe venue is the Garden of Unearthly? What
gol like? Who sings fantasy? And all I want for
Christmas is you by carry? How many months of the
year start with the letter K?

Speaker 9 (16:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Pelicans and seagulls are both types of what animal?

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Good name?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
One of the Simpsons children? But who's the Prime Minister
of Australia?

Speaker 10 (16:23):
Ant?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You got them all?

Speaker 10 (16:33):
Right, Georgia, Well, thank you so much, George.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You one a thousand bucks.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
Oh my gosh, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Are you shaking?

Speaker 10 (16:45):
I'm not about to cry.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I do know what?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
What are you going to spend the money on?

Speaker 10 (16:50):
I was hoping to I've got we've got four kids,
so taking them out to show me so support and
dinner is a bit of a deal. And I was
hoping to do something nice during fringe and maybe take
everyone to are showing out to dinner afterwards, and that
would more than comf it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
So I'm perfect, Georgia, Well done.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
That was so easy. Georgia, you never.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
The only person that stuff that was me? Yeah, George,
A thousand bucks for you. Congratulations going, you know what,
I'd quit my job as a library and if one
thousand dollars retire, Oh.

Speaker 11 (17:23):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
I do it for free.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, you are the best person ever. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well done, Well done, George, A thousand bucks for you.
Thanks to Wardo masters.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
All right, we are building Max and I the best
marketing squad of all time to promote a little baby
radio show.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
We got three official members at the moment. Please we'd
love to have you on as well. But one of
our official members is Year. He's ten ten year old Gerseeppe.
He's sort of taken over as the show and he
came in.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Here yesterday and presented us with what we should have
on our billboards.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
All that I dear for.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
The billboard sucked the good myself. Yes, so, my little masterpiece.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You have turned me into the devil. You have a
goaty in glasses.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, it looks like every single billboard's been graffiti boom
without you.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
We love them like, we are so bang up for
these billboards. But yesterday our boss called us. Last night
did a big message on our WhatsApp group saying crap
has gone down.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
He has been in meetings all day.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
The trouble apparently we're going to war with whoever is
in charge of advertising, the advertising government or the advertising those.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
People, and they're threatening to take our billboards down.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, it's no good.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
We're going to tell you everything. At seven forty this morning.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Johned Out, one of Australia's greatest comedy icons, join us
in the studio. He is known for his stand up.
He's known for being on Thank God You Here. He's
also known for one of the great characters on Kath
and Kim. Would you please welcome Pete rose Thorn to
the studio.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Thanks very much, guy, it's pleasure to be here.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Hey, you just said to me before we came on
the radio that you haven't been here since like.

Speaker 12 (18:59):
The nineteen eighty seven was the last time I was
at a festival?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh wow, were you born?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
No?

Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yeah, so I was seeing a show called The Blood
Run Free back then, which became a TV show in
the early nineties. Some people out there might not We
did a live version of that before. It's a Telly show.
And then I fell into the TV and did you know,
musicals and players and lots of other stuff, and just
didn't need to do festivals and couldn't be all the touring.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Do you need to do a festival now you're short
of a buck peat?

Speaker 9 (19:23):
No?

Speaker 12 (19:23):
Really, I just just liked the idea of standing there
because festival audiences are completely different to a corporate audience.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, audings is a hard coore.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
Yeah, got eighty percent of the time, You're okay, there's
a twenty percent in there that I just torture.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
The show's called Keene. What are we expecting a.

Speaker 12 (19:37):
Bit of stand up and just getting to know me,
A little bit bit of personal stuff, a bit.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Of stuff about aging, discretion, aged very well, thank you.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
I get people to flick my turkey. There be if
they want to touch, you'll click it. You know, it's
really hands on.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Do you get out of touch? Like when you haven't
done it for a while and you're writing a brand
new show for something like this look at a girl.
I don't really remember what I'm doing.

Speaker 12 (19:56):
A lot of it's sort of bits and pieces of
stuff I've done over the years and sort mixed together
and revamped a little bit and with some new things.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You've got one of the great propping up boards ever
because you can always just go back to Kath and Kin,
which not a single person in Australia hate.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
And I've got a little quizzin there, Max right now, Okay.
My character Brett was often referred to as a what
not bad as a dude correct, you're up away.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
He's also very competitive, really got into that. You appear
quite often on Thank God You're Here, which is one
of my favorite television shows of all time. What is
it like for you doing the improv side of things,
which you do have to do a bit of obviously
in stand up comedy, love it because.

Speaker 12 (20:40):
The trick to that is emptying your brain, not anything thoughts.
So you might be dressed up as a you know,
an artist, but then you might go in there and
it's a I don't know, it's a fancy dress party
and you've got nothing to do with what you've dressed.
So the idea is not to pre load your head
with stuff where you think I've got to make jokes
about artists. I generally have nothing in my head time.
It's fantastic. It just comes to me out whatever comes

(21:01):
out of my mouth that I had because I did
a lot of the first series.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
I look so old.

Speaker 12 (21:08):
This big posters of me up in the studios where
they film it from the old series.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, I went, oh wow, now look at the monitor
and go oh oh.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Jeesus.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
We did that when we did the Cathink Him reboot
back in the like twenty twenty one. I think it
was Glenn came up in kel and came up to
me and said, you send the monitors. He said, don't
look look God the.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Love of God, Peter Rosdawn in the show Keen at
the Garden, Mate, thank you so much for coming in
here till Saturday twenty second affair, get tickets and I
leaded Fringe dot Comedy.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
You thank you, ma'am, thank you so much for having
me appreciate work. Thanks a lot on thank you doing
this loud wild.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Are you ready to a crazy, unstoppable Holy Mates Mixed
marketing Squad.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
I'm just said, I'm ten years old Nuns chairman of.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
The marketing squad.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, he is sapp He's a legend.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
We actually didn't have a board meeting for that either.
He just pointed himself.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
We just went with it.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah, he does all these promos himself. He has a
recording studio in his house. He is a legend.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Now, yesterday Max he came in and presented with us
our new billboards.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, we want to make a little bit of noise.
We want you all around Adelaide to see us, and
everyone that doesn't know us, we want you to.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Know us because we're just a little baby new.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Show, just a little baby show. We want to be
part of your drive to work in the morning. So
GIZEPPI came in with some ideas for the billboards. Right,
We've got I'm holding one right here. It says mixes
Pooh without you. It's got a little Pooh emoji that
he's drawn on it, and then he's draw on our
faces and I'm the devil. I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've got a blackout tooth you to go to in
some glasses.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I've got to go yeah, sort of like I could
be the devil. Yeah, yeah, Okay. There has been a
problem with this though, and I think it is to
do mainly with the drawing, because it looks like it's
been graffited. Our boss, Steven South African Stephen has been
on the phone with the government or some all day
yesterday and he joins us in the studio. Now, Stephen,

(22:55):
can you please let us know what is going on
with these billboards.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
You wanted to shake things up, and he delivered on
that because everyone noticed and we had calls yesterday. Every
billboard was pulled down yesterday afternoon, so we were we
were off. We had to go to a tribunal and
go and appeal and go and stand in front of
a whole bunch of people in a team's meeting from

(23:20):
Adelaide to the governments in Sydney at the head office
and justify why these billboards needed to go back up.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
The problem with it? What is their problem?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
The problem is the graffiti and it looks it looks
like graffiti, and it's being defaced, and it's irresponsible and
it contravenes advertising codes.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Your face is being defaced.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
People to do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh, I know, what about the word pooh?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I don't think they like the word pooh, and they
didn't like the drawing either.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I've seen more than pooh on a billboard. I've seen
some billboards for the Sexy Land and things like that.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh yeah right, They're very different.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
You know, they stand out for different reasons.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah, okay, So where did this get left for you yesterday?
South African Steven?

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Well, I don't know who's behind it. Maybe it's like
soda or something. He once you're off the billboard. I
don't know, but you know we're I'm backing down. I'm
going to go into a meeting in twenty minutes time.
I have to go and sit down. The billboards are
up for now, but I don't know how long they're
going to be up.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
In trouble. I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
So this is a trouble for us because we wanted
to use this as a competition right so, right now,
if you see the billboard, you take a photo, you
take a selfie, you put it on your Instagram, tag
us in it. You can win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yes, because they are up right now, so you better.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do that fast. It sounds like they might be limited
edition billboard just in case.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh, I don't want to break the news to Giuseppe.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Meeting in ten minutes, okay, and then I will tell
you at ten to nine hopefully what the outcomings is not.
It's far from over, like this is not going away.
We are going to fight for these billboards.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Because we gave them up and out.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
We're fighting for Giuseppe, fighting for this is the end
of his career.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
We are thank you, Steven, and that is where a
good time, a great place to welcome Giuseppe, our ten
year old who has been listening. You didn't know this, Giuseppe,
what do you think about this terrible news?

Speaker 13 (24:58):
I don't know what with Poo's natural. Everybody go, Poo's
so true.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh, just Seppi.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
They don't like that you put like devil horns on
me and wrote it did like scribbles all over Max's face.

Speaker 11 (25:16):
That's the paw of it, that would make it the master.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
P Yes, funny, authentic.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh, Giuseppe, are you going to be part of this
big board meeting that they're having in ten minutes?

Speaker 13 (25:30):
I need to get the talk with these people, Giuseppe.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
What would you say right now? So I don't know
who's in charge of this advertising board or whatever it is,
this tribe government, what would you say to them right
now if they said to you, Giuseppe, we have to
take them down. It doesn't meet our standards and our codes.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
They say that I want to I'm want to put
it up myself.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, you will go.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
It's and I'll help you do that. Oh you're such
a legend.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Thank you mate, Thanks for having all bat you put
in such a long amount of hours on this. Did
good night's sleep last night?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
Yeah, we were there clo'clock. We went there for twenty minutes.
I didn't even get my beefy.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Well, Steven's going to go into this meeting. Guzeppie will
tell you as soon as we know the answer. You
try and get a little bit of beauty sleep before
school this morning, and hopefully these billboards can stay up.
We're going to revisit this latter in the show.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, but if you see the billboards, call us and
definitely take a photo of them because you could win
a thousand bucks.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Loud, wild, crazy, unstoppable. Kleian max is Mixed Marketing Squad.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
All right, big dramas and ten years old Sam, the
chairman of the marketing squad.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, big dramas have happened over the last twenty four hours. Gise,
ten year old I head honcho of our mixed marketing squad,
came in presented our billboards to us yesterday where he
defaced us.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's really funny. It looks like he's graffiti all over
our billboards.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, it says mixers poo without you were excited. We
got him out there last night at twelve o'clock. We
have already got our competition running snap of selfie with
our billboards in the background tag us on Instagram within
a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, but you better hurry up and do that because
our boss Steven just came in and told us that
he's been in meetings all day yesterday with some tribunal,
some government body.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh woke madness. You know, I'm so annoying some bunch
of losers who reckon that because it looks like we've
been graffeited. It just encourages graffiti on everything.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, so they're threatening to pull our billboards down.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Electronic billboard morons. Roy in Glengarry has called in Roy
morning of your seeing the billboards.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
I've seen the billboards around and I think little Jip
Giuseppe he's just always thinking.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Talking about pooh, I'm a plumber.

Speaker 10 (27:50):
That's all words what.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I have no idea what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But he did say that he is a plumber and
he understands. Boo ah, that's what he said. It is pooh.
It is natural. It deserves to be there, doesn't it, Roy,
It does.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Deserve to be there.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
Anything that's listening his head at Lacker Day.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, South African, I love that with South African. Steven
our boss.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Excellent, Thank you so much. Roy Hailey in Parafield Gardens.
Have you seen our billboard?

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I just saw them at Jet's cross intersection though beautiful,
love it.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's a joke.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
It's funny. It made me want to stop and look
and think, hang on, have I got mixed on the
radio right now?

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Crazy? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
And you can imagine how sad we were when when
we had to tell Steppe because it was his idea.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
Oh look on a mom, I get it.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
All the kids talk about is poo.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
It's funny. Funny.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Pooh is always funny.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
It is funny. Did you manage to turn this fun
into maybe some money? Did you get her selfie with it?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I didn't get a selfie?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Dang it?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So those signs better be up tomorrow, so I've got
time on my way in to get it.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah right, thank you, Haley. Everyone that gets a selfie
in front of it tags US thousand bucks on the line.
Chantelle in a farred and park, Good morning, Chantelle. Have
you been on the hunt for these billboards?

Speaker 13 (29:07):
I have a not by bloody choice, I'm telling you,
Oh why not? Well, I didn't get to make lunch
for work. She's using only petrol. Take me everywhere looking
for these bloody bill wards. And you know who it is, mate,
your best bloody mate, Rosie. No, it's not funny, you guys.
I nearly died. She looks sped across JEPS cross road

(29:28):
in front of her bloody truck so she could park
and get a picture.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Okay, please be safe, don't do this when you're taking photos,
you're gonna pull over.

Speaker 13 (29:35):
Tell me, tell her she's in my bloody car using
my petrol.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Right, calm down, I'm gonna talk to you. I'm telling
Rose to calm down with it with the accelerator.

Speaker 13 (29:44):
Yeah, yeah, no, Do you tell her to bloody calm
down't she? She's so excited.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It'll be worth it if you get this photo and
you wear the competition with already.

Speaker 13 (29:54):
Placed the gym by the way on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's already up.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Okay, that's good because we don't know how long these
billboards are going to be up for. The meeting is
happening in like ten minutes time, so we will find
out the fate of our billboards.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
Do you want me to fight for you? What is
the problem these bloody fairies who don't want who wrote?
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Right?

Speaker 13 (30:12):
What is wrong with the word coop?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's twenty twenty five. Tell the word's gone mad?

Speaker 13 (30:17):
Oh I'm over it? Like you can't even fart these days?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It's that's exactly right. For years if you want, Lenzel
has let it out. Guys, if you want to fart, fart,
just do it.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
Look, do whatever you want to do, mate, if you
want to write, write oh.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Bet you shan't tell look after Rose. All those sounds
like maybe you're the one that he's looking after. Oh
yeahs one more will take one more call, we've got
on the line. Oh my goodness, we have Giuseppe's older
sisters in the morning. Girls, goay, Erica and Alexia. What

(30:55):
have you guys been doing with these billboards? Because we
hear Giuseppe. I thought he was joking, but apparently he
went out at twelve o one last night to try
and see them.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
No, we actually did because we thought that was going
to be out and we were out till like twelve
thirty just waiting and they did go on.

Speaker 13 (31:12):
I was waiting out in the cold, waiting for the
billboards to be us.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
And they weren't. Oh, oh my god, I'm so sorry girls.
And it's a school night.

Speaker 11 (31:21):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
How has Giseppe been at home since we gave him
this job which he doesn't seem to realize we're not
paying him for, but he's doing a lot of work.
How has he been since taking over this role?

Speaker 13 (31:35):
Oh, he thinks he's a celebrity at this point.

Speaker 14 (31:37):
He is, though family thinks.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
He is as well, yeah, he is the star. We
just don't want the billboards to be taken down.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I know, what do you think it'd be like for him,
as someone that's put in so much work to have
these billboards taken down now by these faceless government men.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
He is there any total miss school that is on
the billboard?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, because his name is on the billboard.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
So if we are taken down, everyone at school is
going to be like Guseeppe, you lied to us.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Okay, wherever you are right now, if you see our billboards,
take a photo because we don't know how long they're
going to be up for, because we're in big trouble
with the government.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Take a photo, tag us in it, put it on Instagram.
You can win yourself a thousand bucks, and who knows,
you might be one of just a few people that
gets yeah, because at the moment it looks like they
might be taken down. Thank you Erica and Alexia, look
after gizepbe through this tough time. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Every number has a story. Yours could unlove the.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Helium magic number only on Adelaide's.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
What is it? What is my magic number that's in
our little vault in our studio. I popped it in
there almost five weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Now just tell us yeah, oh okay, so it's it's
nearly got cha so close. What we do know is
it's a number between one and one hundred. That is
all that I know. I know some incorrect guesses because
they have been put online Mix one or two to
three dot com dot you jump on there before you
call us and guess Hayley's magic.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, and from my favorite part of South Australia, Port Lincoln, Louise.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
You have a number on your head and a story.
Tell us the story. Yes I do.

Speaker 15 (33:19):
I have the number thirty five. And I went to
Kylie Mineau's concert on Tuesday night with my daughter and
I reckon. She turned around thirty five times in her
song singing around.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
How does she not get dizzy?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
She's a lot amazing?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Is that?

Speaker 13 (33:36):
Haha?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Have you got other reasons why? Or it's my new
favorite number?

Speaker 15 (33:42):
Oh look, I did look at your board of numbers
and thirty five just popped out at me. But yeah,
definitely reckon. She's spun around thirty five times, and so
did a lot of the people in the audience.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
You got to go with those gut bills. When you
see a number and it sticks out.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Let's hope I'm lucky. Okay, lucky, lucky, lucky.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I love you. Lloisy good, she's keeping up that she
loves me. You get your little hot pants on over
there in Port Lincoln today, Louise.

Speaker 15 (34:08):
Well, I've actually got my little hot pants. I'm driving
home from Adelaide to Port Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
So perfect.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You're wearing gold hop a sequence, aren't it you at all?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (34:18):
The no sequence?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
All right, it's thirty five, the magic number.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Let it be. Let it be.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
It's not the magic number.

Speaker 15 (34:30):
Oh pooh oh, poo poo, because you're all about poo
this morning.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, it was great to talk to you.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
We can't give you five grand, but you're gonna have
to come back to Adelaide because you have got a
double pass to go and see Sister Act the musical.

Speaker 15 (34:47):
I'll give it to my daughter, she can come and
pick it up.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Absolutely fine.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Anyone.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
We just want someone to go and see anyone.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Anyone, drive safe home to Port Lincoln. Okay, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
See Louise. Sister Racing Musical opens next month. It is
a strictly limited season at Adelaide's Festival Theater. Final seats
now on sale. Do not miss your chance to see
this one. You can book at sister Racmusical dot com.
But are you and you get to hear songs like this.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Hard will follow him? Follow him?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
He's done, And you've done a different song to that
the first time we got a different.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
The same song. It's just a different part of the song.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Follow Hello.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
We are nervously waiting right now to hear from our
boss Stephen, who came in the studio this morning to
tell us some really bad news. Basically, we're building this
mixed marketing squad. We've got ten year old Giuseppe at
the Helm, his head hon show. He presented these incredibly
funny billboards to us yesterday, whereas deface stuff faces his
written pool on the billboard mixes poo without you.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Is his flow again. It's funny, so good.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
He was up till midnight to see them go live
across Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
And then we found out from my boss that the
big government people in Sydney are like, sorry, this is
not gonna fly.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Looks like you encouraging graffiti.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, you can't have like devil horns on Haylee because
it looks like someone's actually jumped up on a billboard
and graffiti, and I look.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Like the actual devil.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
So we're finding out the meetings in about ten minutes time.
We're going to find out from him if these billboards
that are around ade later at the moment will have
to be taken down.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
We have to fly to Yeah, we're not just.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I want to fight either, but you know he's made
a big mistake.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
The other bad news is the people of Adelaide don't
get a chance to win one thousand dollars. That is
more important because if you take a photo one of
our billboards, which at the moment are live, you can
tag us in on Instagram, win yourself a grant. Yes
in the meanti right, I want to talk about Bucks shows.
When you think Bucks, you think hang on, Yeah, tattoos on.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Faces, don't wake it up on the red partying.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I love a good wild night. I love a good
stag do. I have run into some troubles with my
recent stag doo though we had maybe the most disorganized
Bucks of all time November. The invitation goes out on
the little Facebook group. Everyone gets it save the day.
All you need is to see the date. At that
point in time, it's going to be in Adelaide, so

(37:06):
that's not a big deal. Locked in gets to February one.
The saved the date was for last weekend, February one.
So two weeks out, there's no nothing planned, no location,
nothing locked in. They decide, well, Live Golf's on. We're
going to go to Live Golf. I find that works.
That is great. We've tipped it off so far, even
though it's a little bit disorganized. We get to Live Golf.

(37:28):
I'm there, I have another ticket. I'm off doing my
own thing. I call them, I say where I I
want to come down and get around the boys. Get
around the Buck. I know he's dressed like a stupid
golf silly guy, got a two two on. They've been
there for twenty minutes. They've already split up. There's only
nine people on this Buck show. They've over straight away
managed to split up. Somehow. They've got loss from each other.
So I'm having a beer with someone not the Buck.

(37:49):
Then the Buck rocks up. Then I have to go.
It's a whole thing, right, but the disorganization really kicks in.
Go to the concert, everyone's had a beer. We're all
back together. We've had a good time. Where we go on? Now,
fellas it's seven o'clock at night. No one has organized
what is happening on this buck show? Where's the best man? Post?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
The golf?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Not paying enough attention? So I say, right, we'll go
to the house that you guys are out this morning
having some beers at we go back to this house. Right. Well,
I get back to the house because I know how
to order a cab. Oh no, half of these gentlemen
are like wandering around the streets of grain aimlessly, as
if they've never hailed the cab, or they don't know

(38:30):
what uber is.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
May need their moms to drive them home.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Mummy to come and give me a lift. I've got
to the house half an hour before anyone else, and
I know because I'm there. There's no booze in this house.
So me and the other bloke in the car that
I was with early we walk. We get some booze.
As we're walking about. It's dinner time. The boys are
going need to eat something here.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Catering what times catering coming?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
No catering not being organized. I say, someone order some
body pizzas or else. This is going to go to
shit really quickly. Okay, we get back, we start having
the booze that we've bought. The pizzas rock up. They've
ordered them from one Sneaky Cheater, which is delicious. It's
also forty five minutes away. They've picked maybe the furthest
pizza join away.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Being hungry.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
They've also only only ordered two pizzas, two for how
many people to boys?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Two pizzas?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You know I was hungry when I said what should
we get for dinner?

Speaker 9 (39:23):
What?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Who are you friends with?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
We then start to play a game. You got to
get the red cups out better, getting better until you
realize that the red cups that were ordered there was
only twenty of them and their paper and they use
them in the morning to drink the paper cups before
a falling apart and then cap it all off. It's

(39:48):
a bucks right, you know, where's the entertainment? It's funny.
Someone can come, We'll give them money. They'll light him
on the fire with shaving laugh. When's she going to
get here? No entertainment been booked. Someone organizes something last minute.
He gets worse. Great, it's all going to be okay.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Oh he got someone Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
The owner of the house then calls his girlfriend, who's
not there, to let her know that entertainment's coming over.
Half an hour later, he emerges from the bedroom from
the phone call that he's been on. The entertainment's not
coming fellas. Hi, we're not allowed to have entertainment in
this house. So someone's paid the deposits they've lost that

(40:28):
everyone's hungry.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Everyone's hungry.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Any boobies, boobies, worse Bucks ever? Oh you need organized buddies, beers, boots, boobies.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Have you got none?

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
No, I want to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Oh, you're going to get some stories.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I want to hear from people about your buckses. Maybe
yours were better until it went worse. Simple one for
you this morning on thirteen one oh two three? What
happened at the Bucks party? I went to one on
the weekend and not a lot happened because it was very,
very poorly organized. Sarah and haw Att cove what happened
for your grandfather?

Speaker 11 (41:07):
My granddad broke his rib on a strip of poles
at at my now ex husband's bus show.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Okay, I need to ask how how did this happen.

Speaker 11 (41:17):
Well, the entertainment had gotten down off the stage and
the bathroom was on the way to pass the stage.
So my granddad thought it was hilarious that he would
try and be the entertainment for five seconds. So on
the way to the bathroom, he tried to go on stage,
but he tripped on the stage on the way and

(41:40):
he broke his rib on the pole.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh, he shouldn't have been wearing this since stilettos.

Speaker 11 (41:48):
He does look very good in stilettos.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I can imagine the visual is incredible.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Thank you so much, Sarah Rosie and mcgil we're talking
about what happened at the Buck show.

Speaker 16 (41:59):
Good morning, well Bucks to night for my husband. His
mates decided because he was a lightweight with the drinking,
that once he passed out on a super blue he
zipper shut on his pants. Wish they successfully did, but Jason,
the best man, not realizing, had left on his hand
and he passed out asleep with a stubby in his hand.

(42:23):
So he woke up with a beer ball attached to
his right hand.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
The jokes on him, yes, break the glass.

Speaker 16 (42:30):
Either, well they find it did and they left like
a two centment apiece on his hand and they had
to wrap it up with bandage for the ceremony and
my husband had to be cut out of his hands.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh my, I didn't think we can beat that. That
is incredible.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Oh that is fantastic. Thank you, Rasie. We might be
a chance to beat it because we have Chelsea North
Adelaide on the line. At the moment, I think this
is going to end in a marriage being broken up. Chelsea.
What happened on the Bucks?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
My fiance wanted a Bucks party and he wanted it
at the Gold Coast. He was hell then on having
it at the Gold Coast.

Speaker 10 (43:03):
I didn't really want.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Him to go all the way there, but I let
him do his thing. But I was kind of had
a bit of reservations about it, and I may or
may not have set a bit of a decoy. I
had a friend of a friend who was living on
the Gold Coast at the time. I told her all
about his Bucks party, where he was going to be,
what he was going to be doing, and she was

(43:24):
a little bit of I suppose he could call him bait.
I didn't think he'd fall for it, but he did.
And let's just say I called off our wedding because
hang away.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait? But what who?
What does this person send up there to do?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Look, she had very strict instructions, so I told her,
whatever you do first base only if he's if he's
willing to cheat, please make sure that it's hiss.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
So you said she's your husband? Or wait? Was she
pretending to be? So I did?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I suppose that sounds really bad, but I did because
I had reservations about him cheating on me.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Has he cheated before?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Look, it wasn't confirmed, but there were very strong allegations.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yes, oh my god, and you went with your gun
instant going he's definitely going to cheat, and he cheated, Yeah,
and he did.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I know might not have been the right thing to do,
but I guess I'm probably better off knowing that it happened,
because I probably.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Would do the same thing. I want to test him. Yeah,
we're going to marry him.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
You want to test him before to see if he does.
We're all a planting to try and kiss him, Yeah,
just to see if he does. Imagine having a conversation
with them like a normal person. Imagine how that would
go for you.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Because she doesn't trust him, he's gone to the Goldie.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Well, then what do we get him to gas lighting me?

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Absolutely, gas lit me. And I think that I'm actually
better off now doing what I did, rather than finding
out five years down exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I have no that it's going to work out tests. Yeah,
I've got no doubt it's going to work out better
because he clearly is a bad dude. That Chiza. Yeah, Like,
is there not a better way for you to work
this out than sending a friend up to the gold
coaster try and kiss you? Soon to be a husband?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Max?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Not all men are created equal?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
No, But she knew, she in her heart. She was like,
I don't think he's the right one. And she did
did a little test before they got married, and then god,
she did.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Let me just have a little little what if he said,
oh no, this stinks, it stinks, just a little let
me try and break up our marriage.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I did love him, He said all the right things.
He promised that he was going there for the boys,
for the boys. But there are a few messages that
I've seen and I just thought something's not right here.
So you know, it was just a little decoy. I
didn't actually think he'd fall for it, and he did.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
And he did. I think you did think he'd fall
for it, and that's why you did it. You sent
her up there. Oh wow. So no, what's he doing now?
You're not together anymore?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
No, nope, nope.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I pretty much packed my bags, pretty much packed my
bag straight away. He came back from the bucks, couldn't
find me, came to my parents and we had it out,
and then we had that conversation.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Max.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
You'll be happy.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Good.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I'm glad you had a conversation eventually. Look, he sounds
like a bad dude, and it sounds like you've got
the best result of yourself. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I just it's just not the path that I would
have taken. I think it just it's too much effort
for you. You wouldn't do something like that because it's
just too much thinking and emotional.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Because the worst, yes, is all about me?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Are the worst from.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
Thanks, No Worry, Loud, Wild, Unstoppable Plian Max Mixed Marketing Squad.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Years old.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I'm the chairman of the marketing Squad. Yeah he is.
He's a chairman and he came to us yesterday. Max.
He presented to us our new billboards.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
That are covered in graffiti and like I've got devil
horns and a black tooth.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
You've got to go tea.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, it says Mixes Pooh without You makes the gusepe
our ten year old listener. That's sort of gear that
we wanted. It was out there, was disrupting the market
and it's fun.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
He's part of our marketing squad.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
And then yesterday, I think it's about five o'clock, we're
on this WhatsApp group and we get this very serious
message from our boss, Stephen.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Stephen, our South African bosses called in on our group
and said, guys, trouble been in meetings. The government, the
advertising government, whoever it is that's in charge of this,
thinks it looks like someone's graffeited it and therefore will
encourage more graffiti. So dumb. He's been in meetings all day.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Nanny state right there.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He's been in meetings all day trying to get this
woke madness over true.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
So we're about to find out this morning if these
billboards are going to be taken down Stephen.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
So yeah, So I've been sitting in meetings all morning.
I was in one of those teams meetings. It felt
like a hearing where you have breakout rooms and they
go away and they discuss and they come back and
hospital questions, mediation, like tribunal. Yeah, exactly. It was like
fair work, you know, going into a fair work.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Call Steve Hilaria, mind you what's at steak here? Because
if these billboards get taken down, our listeners don't get
a chance. When a one thousand dollars for having a
selfie in front of the billboards, I hope you fought
the good fight.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Well, they came back about twenty minutes after the last
comments and the last plea, and it looks like that
they they're coming down. What Yeah, they're not going to
stay up. They won't allow them. So hang on, what Yeah,
we have to pull them down and start again.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
You're joking.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
No, you're doing a joke. I like the billboard?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Hang on, are you talking about it?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
They don't like the billboard. It's the advertising standards on
the company. But can they do they own the space Max,
we're paying to be on.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
The space though it's gone. Are you serious? Oh, this
is dumb. I thought you were going to come in
and say they're going to be out. How long have
we got them up for?

Speaker 6 (48:53):
It's gone. They're done. They're coming down now.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
No they're not.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
People have been calling what it's done? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Sorry, I tried, guys, So what now actually happening?

Speaker 6 (49:02):
I'm just kidding that. The Good fights said, did you
do that?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
That is a swear word on the radio.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
They said that we can have them up there up
until next Wednesday. Get your photos.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Okay, okay, that's still not long. Okay, So if you
have heard billboards are up. They were designed by Giuseppe,
ten year old Giuseppe from Setan And if you get
a photo with this, a selfie with it, pop it
on your Instagram tag mix Adelaide and you can put
a thousand bugs.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Was not allowed on the radio anymore. That's stunt. You
really annoyed me there, useless stunt. Let's go to the phones. Maria,
Giuseppe's mom is on the line. Oh my god, Maria,
we our hearts are in our mouths. How do you
think Giuseppe is going to handle this brilliant news that
his billboard, his creation.

Speaker 14 (49:51):
Was in my mouth as well when he said that
they were coming down, I had to think something to try,
and I don't know how he would have reacted.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Just said, he would have been so sad, because good.

Speaker 14 (50:04):
He would have been so upstairs. He stayed up till
midnight and if anyone knows him, he's.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
In bed by nine.

Speaker 14 (50:10):
And when we went down there, he was so excited,
and when he didn't see it, he was heartbroken. But
he's going to be so excited after school when I
pick him up and tell him that they're still going
to be up.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yes, go round all of Adelaide and do a tour
of our billboards.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I think we've got one on Tapley's Hill Roads. That's
probably the closest to you in Seaton. Are you going
to have to pick him up from school at like
three o'clock a sarva and then drive to a billboard
and then pull over and park there.

Speaker 14 (50:34):
As soon as I tell him, he's going to want
to take photos, videos and everything. I'll have to take him.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Oh he's a little ledge. Oh this is so good.
That was a very very emotional little time right there.
The last five minutes.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I've actually a little bit disappointed. And Steven would do
that too. Yeah, same, that's horrible.

Speaker 14 (50:50):
You can't do that to a ten year old.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Kids, right, Yeah, And no one gets asked you don't
get to do the bits.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
We get to the bit the show, Steven. That's right
off the hard work, oh man. Also please keep paying me.
Thank you, Steven Stans, good luck and joining the good
News with Guseeppe the Saber.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
All right, can we remind you see one of those
defaced Giuseppe billboards, Take a selfie with it, upload it
to your grid on Instagram, tag mix Adelaide and you
go in the running twin one thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
People already doing it, They already are. I'll remind you again.
There's one at Castle Plaza. There's one inbound on Main
North Road. There's one on the corner of Port Road
and George Street, Good Just Street. And then there's one
going up over the weekend Crossroad and tapley' Zeil Road.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yes, okay, do it and have a lovely day, guys,