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Speaker 1 (00:01):
One Man.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Time floor.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And what's on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know Katy Perry, the singer Yes, sing me some
of her songs.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She used to go and I liked it and uh
oh uh bikinis on up and uh you're hot when
you're cold, You're yes when you know of.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
The time raw. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, there's lots of strange conspiracy theories, theories going around.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All over about Katie. Can I say the about anything sidebar?
She's kind of she's got it going on, like you
knowing he can?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I say, do you don't think it's a little bit
try hard at the moment? And I'm sorry to say it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Do you think try hard? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well? I think, well, she's her new albums have been
a bit lackluster and about women power and you know
the Rosie the Riveter imagery and all of that, but
it seems to be sort of appropriated. Yeah, I just
say this is girl power, but my music still.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but she looks bubblegum. She looks smoking hot in
those shore Well that's all.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You need to know is but she's always been smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
And I didn't realize that she had, you know, as large.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She's been famous for the large one.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I didn't know about that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I never She's always named large breasted singers.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When would I ever say that to you? That's why
this conversation hasn't happened. If I've never asked you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Have you had asked me right off?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Some large breasted seers, Sam Fox, Dolly Parton, Yeah, there'd
be a raft of those singers, Sabrina, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You got people now, I'm thinking about the one wherever wherever?
Who's is that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Shakira Shakira hipstone line? I'm not sure, Abed. When you
finish being middle aged and creepy about this, can we
move on? Brendan, you're a broadcaster, Come.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
On, broadcaster, No, come on, don't be like this.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Don't be like this. You know how did you drop
at Triple J? Imagine this on that stage?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You can't. You can't talk about their boob size. I
want their brass size.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're on Triple J. I'm too white and I'm too old,
and they eat meat.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And you're inappropriate. Well, anyway, the story I'm about to
tell you is very unusual and probably inappropriate on some levels.
So someone has posted a conspiracy theory regarding Katie Perry
and were captioned with I y K y k do
you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Are? Why k I y k? Why kay I wy ky?
I know? I know?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
If you know you know? And the post was it said,
wake up people, and it's an AI generated video of
Jean Benet Ramsey. Oh, the young six year old beauty
queen Young MD, tragically murdered, so the AI morphs from
Joan Benet into Katie Perry. Underneath that someone's written, wake
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up people, if you know you know, the inference being
that she is Jean berenee Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Jean Beney, and Ramsey's body was found.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yes it was, but don't let that stop this crazy theory.
So reactions from fans were mixed. Some people say this
person said, I always thought this right. There were others
who pointed out the notion that the video was disrespectful
to the deceased, because yes, yes the murder was unsolved,
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but the body was discovered.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Of course, And yes, I think that's very distinct.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
About this person who says, you know why they know
it's not true, not real, they've got different birthdays. You're sick.
But the weird thing is that Katie Perry has responded to.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What did Katie say?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She responded to this, saying, wait, am I, So of
all the crazy things that's written about her, bosom size
all of it, this is the thing she responds to, saying, well,
that's interesting, am I?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If you know, you know?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
If you know, you know? Brenda Jonesy Jones would like
to know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'd like to know. I like to be in the know.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You know. Is it too late for me to go
somewhere else?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Why do you want to go somewhere else? Stay here,
stay with me.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's safe and it's warm.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's like the eighties for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's comfortable. It's not like the eighties. It's a fun place.
And the eighties, excuse me, it was a great time
to be around. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And we're not in the eighties anymore. I can't discuss
women's bodies so easily anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I really do face saying who's dead?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Who said?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Kind of man? Admire the female form anymore? Officer, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Okay, friendy,
it's time for the cutting room floor. What have we got?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Look, I'm sorry about this today. I just feel there's
a whole lot of people here just want to say,
stop too much information. The electronics super Highway, where is
it taking us? When it first started? Do you remember
when the internet first started? I did stories at beyond
two thousand about this. What it was. It was a
coffee pot in a college dorm. Well, it was in
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the kitchen of a college dorm and they were all
working away and they thought, I wonder if the coffee
pot's full, because I don't want to go down if
it's not full. I don't want to be the person
has to make a new pot of coffee. So someone
worked out how to actually put a camera on the
coffee pot. That was the beginning of it all. And
then remember there was a girl Jenny, and she put
a video in her bedroom, nothing saucy, nothing, only fans,
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but she broadcast a few bits and pieces from her bedroom. Right,
and look where we are now. Yesterday I came across
all this weird stuff of people sharing too much information.
And they're not attractive people. They're not only fans people.
This is just mister and missus up the road. That's
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what's so weird to me. This is missus. You could
see her at the shops, you could it could be
your kid's friends. They are sharing the most intimate parts
of their lives.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What have we got?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have a listen?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So I poo about four times a day and I
love it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I love poohs.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm such a pooh girl because.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I just find it so fascinating and it's such a
great way for the body to communicate with you via pooping.
But my favorite one is the first one in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh get it all out.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Of me, and it makes me so energize, and I
feel like I'm ready to move forward in my day,
leaving you the yesterday behind.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I think it's quite symbolic.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
But while we've been in Sydney, I've been eating a
bit of gluten and my fats are really bad that
I'm constipated. But the fats are like there's something medically wrong,
like spiritually wrong, Like it's like you need to seek
help from a.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Higher higher power. Is me turning? Because double no, stop it?
What about this one? Have a look at this woman?
Do you think she looks like Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She does.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
She looks like Missus doubtfi much. She does what she
has written up. She's on day three of not rubbing
her muff.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She just have the thing that keeps her hands warm.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
She said, so a hunk in front of me at
lunch today. It gave me some bad thoughts and I
wanted to touch myself, but I stayed strong. So that's
what she This is, this woman who looks like someone's grandma.
Here's someone's grandma. Has decided to share that information.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You don't want to think about grandma rubbing a muff
either her hands are cold or not.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
What about the woman who? This woman she rinses out
her undies at a certain time of the month and drinks,
I know, pause some under the tree and consume. So
films are self doing it? And then there's this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, what's this woman?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Honestly it is. It is really stinky. Unfortunately it's in
my genetics, especially like after I sweat, which I'm a
really sweaty girl. I sweat a lot. So yeah, she
is a little bit stinking down there.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Why what's going on? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Why are you looking at this ship?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What algorithm am I in?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
This is what comes.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Past my phone?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But you tap on months.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You know, I don't tap or maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Do I tap in the queue behind the honkey guy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What what point will be to too much?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Let me know how algorithm.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What I find? And this is not sexist. Women don't
seem to understand algorithms.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I understand you are.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Once you tap on the story, it will beget more
of those stories.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I knew that because I tapped on some stories because
I felt I had to pay homage and people were
telling me that their pets were dying, and I tapped
on it because I thought I need to bear witness
to people's pain. And then I just got more and
more and more and more. You have to that's the thing.
If you're if you're curious for one second, yep, as
you know when you've got in trouble. If you're curious
for one second, suddenly you're down that silo. But so
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I'm getting people who just too much information. This is
the TMI channel I must be watching.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's what it is like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And I get a lot of salad.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I get a lot of big, busty girls tending to silos.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yes, which but do you like the bust or the silo?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I like grain. I like it all.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So in your wild oats Brendan a funsie.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Hey, Hey, everybody here, some more Chelsea and a man's
curtain room for hey, hey, hey, you get ready everybody,
here's some more joy and a man's curtain room for hey, hey.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
On the cutting room floor today, when you go to Vegas,
what do you think about? What kind of things do
you look to do send your money on?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In big city?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can I spend spend my soul on the very last
last dime?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well alcohol obviously from what you've just been.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Booze, I've been to Vegas, you know. For me, I
don't think it's as big a deal as people make out.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You went to Vegas with your small children. Yeah, that's
not the classics experience.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
We went into the bars, and we went into the
strip joints.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Did you with your kids?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Of course, no, you did not, the youngest you did not.
And it was good.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That was good for putting the money into the dancer's
g string from the bottom of musk.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You had your son with you at all times as
a shield, a human sheep. Just because I went with Melanie.
We went to see Barry Manilow, if you remember correctly.
But I didn't put a single scent into any of
the gambling slots. I didn't spend a single scent on
gambling and didn't go. The only reason I went into
casinos was to go to the shows. So we went
to see variety of shows. We went to the big
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shopping malls. We ate fabulous restaurant food. We didn't eat
at the you know all you can face in a
trough stuff. We walk around with the giant margarita around
your neck. We didn't do any of that stuff. So
I had a very nice time in Vegas. It wasn't
the manky side. Apparently you go a couple of streets
off the strip.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh yeah, hard Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
The reason I ask what most people associated with Vegas.
It's like the movie The Hangover. You can actually rent
a grandmar in Vegas. This is a business that provides
a variety of services like domestic help and babysitting if
you need it from a series of grandmothers. Right, what
kind of grand I mean? Everyone thinks a grandmother is
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imbued with love, with care. Not everyone's grandma is. So
I hope you don't get a cranky one.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, what about that?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Because as people get older, it's a physiological fact that
your thinking shifts and the manners and your restraint drops away,
so you might get one that says, well, you're fat.
You make it that kind of grand.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, my kids could probably attest to that with My
mother just recently just said something along those lines to
one of the members, one of her grandchildren.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It wasn't received.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, No, I'm one of the first times Harley met
my grandmother, and she was always kind of funny and feisty.
But she said who are you? And we're engaged at
the time, and I think she had already met him.
But you know, they don't have the pleasantries another one,
so another of her fancy men. So you don't you
assume you're going to get the loving grandma. But who
knows what grandma.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm just thinking as soon as you say Vegas grandma
renting a I'm feeling that she's going to be used inappropriately.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I think she has a say in it. I don't
think she you know, hey, we want to rent a
grandma in the people house for three days? I think
you know there'd be babysitting services, there'd be sure.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But they're a very compliant generation that era. I'm just saying, I.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Think the modern grandma isn't And this is the point
we're at now. I've got friends who children are having children,
having babies, and these women are still working, or if
they're not working, they've forged their own time, so they
don't want to spend all their time looking after the grandchildren.
They love their grandchildren, but that era doesn't exist anymore.
Of Hey, I'm giving up everything to look after the children.
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That's not the new era either.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, that is true.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
And often on socials you see sexy grandma and stuff
like that. You know they're thirty five years old.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But enough about your hashtag.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So be aware. If you're in Vegas and you're looking
at rent a grandma, maybe you want the salacious kind,
maybe you don't, But specify.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What stays in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I can't remember how you're like grandma. She won't remember.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I remember everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It's floor on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, you know recently about that woman, the American influencer
who posted a video of herself snatching a baby wombat
from its mum. Yes, well she got into all kinds
of trouble, didn't she, and the Home Affairs Minister Tony
Burker said it's unlikely she'd be able to visit Australia again.
She said, hey, guys, lighten up. I didn't horrim it,
and she goes oversely saying, you're Australians. We're in the
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midst of a very conflicted time. But if there's one
thing that we will unite Australians, it's don't touch our
baby animals.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Leave them alone. Sees you to Marky's mind, don't touch them.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Getting away from But she makes a good point there,
because it's well known that farmers will eradicate wombats because
they can do a lot of damage to crops with
their wombat holes and things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
They'll rip up the.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Wombat holes in many places and dying from deadly diseases,
and we're trying desperate keep them alive. But I will
take one from its mum.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, I will say this. Do not.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No one wants you wants an influencer to film it
and show it off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But she wasn't doing that. She was just saying, isn't
this cute. She had no knowledge of the local environment,
she had no knowledge of whether how the local farmers felt.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's like going to America and I just ate a
bald eagle.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah, they are delicious. By the way, quite delicious. But
a couple of other stories here of influencers in the
wild doing terrible things. These tourists have been deported after
mooning the Great Wall of China. This is Japanese tourist.
What's happened? Japanese tourists are normally like this are the
best behave people in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
The universe, mooning from the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I mooned the Wall of China, so they were deported
from China. They took pictures of themselves mooning the Great Wall.
This couple in their twenties. They were detained for two
weeks over these inappropriate photos. He was exposing his buttocks
while she took the picture. According to his media.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Outlet, that wasn't a double moon.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The Embersy in Japan has confirmed that this happened. They
were quote subsequently released a return to Japan during January.
But you know this is the embassy got involved here?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
And what about these What about the reverend moon? Did
they get him involved?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
A big mooney wedding, blue moon as if it's cold.
Here's another one. This Russian woman was detained in Bali
because she didn't know that the seven hundred year old
tree she posed naked in front of was sacred. People
just don't do it, so it infiltrated the local community.
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The photo that she took resulted in her arrest and deportation.
What about this couple's.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Though, this couple, sorry you do the puns? I forgot
and I.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Laughed and enjoyed it. And did they get a root?
I don't know this couple. Where are they from? A
Taiwanese YouTube prankster with three point four million followers as
as his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
My favorite genre.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They were denied entry into a supermarket in balif for
not wearing face masks. This is during COVID. So they
later returned, I'll give you a photo with a face
mask painted on a girlfriend's face. So they came on
and said, yes, I am thinking it's funny film themselves.
They've been tracked down after a politician saw the video
and Sucko detained by immigration. They're awaiting deportation. She was
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arrested and find one hundred dollars for not wearing a mask.
So just people, be respectful and don't be idiots.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, I know what you're thinking. If you want to
chuck a Brown. I don't film it, but just don't
do it. Don't go to these incredible monuments and strip
off and put your bum in it, or do any
of those things.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
And if you're the Reverend Moon, we'd love to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's Friday on the cutting room floor today. What have
you got for your boyfriend? George Clooney is retiring from
romantic movies.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Breaking news. Do the news thing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Hollywood star George Clooney has announced that he is retiring
from romantic movies to give way to younger leading men.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You know what's interesting. There was footage of him the
last few weeks and people are saying, oh, he's given
in to his youth. He's dyeing his hair, looks terrible.
It was for a role. He acknowledged it was for
a role. He said, my kids are going to mock me.
I'm doing this for a role. You look younger, George.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It was for Greeci in two thousand. He's got the
Greasian going Gresan.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I haven't heard of Greece in two thousand for some time.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
On a double standards when it comes to men dying there,
I'm not saying this.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I've never dyed my hair.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I did once as a sort of a experiment. Yeah,
I got that blonding spray and it just my wife
or girlfriend back then.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Same person.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, you had this spray and it was called sun
bronze or something like that. You sprayed it in your
head and then you stood in the sun and your
hair would go lighter. And I went, oh, that's a
bunch of shit, and I and went.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Out into the sun. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Then that night went to an engagement party with my
then girlfriend now wife, and someone.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Said, here's got a lot lighter. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
It actually works. So I did it for an experiment,
and then my wife had.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
A lot of bricks of detail in that story. That's
not required. I don't care that you went to an
engagement party.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We used to do this, but if we do a
comprehension test.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
We used to do this when we were younger. We'd
squeeze lemon in out here and sit outside to see
if it would go blinde.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We'll just swim in a seventies chlorine pool.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let it go green, and come out with more band
aids than you went in with.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You know, if you knew that your dad overdose to
the pool when the kid came out like a skeleton.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
So, what's George Pliny retiring? No, he's not retiring from movies.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, he's retiring from romantic movies. He wants to give
the younger guys to go.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Can I put this to you as an old person? Now,
why aren't we seeing romantic stories of people our age?
Like he's only a year or so older than I am. Yes, Well,
if he wants to romance, if he wants to have
a romance with in a movie Michelle Pfeiffer or Meryl
Streep or someone who's age appropriate, then we should be
seeing those romance films and not just for young people George.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think Meryl's Streep is considerably older than George.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So you're saying, is he saying if he was going
to be cast in a romantic film, the women would
be much younger.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Or of similar age, and he's not interested. He's sixty three,
You're sixty three.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What are you saying? I'll stop it. George has my number.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But it's like what Tina Fey said when that movie Gravity,
you know, it's Sandra Bullock and he's up in space,
and then it comes to a point where he has
to float away in space and die.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And they said, this is a film about a man
who'd rather float away in space and die than spend
another minute with a woman his own age.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So was George.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He just doesn't want to He just doesn't want to
spend any time with a woman his own agent in
a movie. Because how male Alamedine.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Amle Alamudine, she's his misso, international famous human rights lawyer,
Like I said, misso, she's younger than he is, but
she's not stupidly younger. And I find let me this
had been interesting quiz because he used to go out
with memory, went out with young actresses, with a female
wrestler for a while. He is a smart man and
he's settled down with a smart woman. Does that make
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him less sexually interesting? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'd be interested to know what people think whether you
prefer him looking like a cad, a bit of a
sexy cad, than a sensibly married man to a smart woman.
If he doesn't take his does it take his testosterone away?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
If you're married to George Clerney, it's George Clerney. You
would have to be of equal talent to George Claney.
I'm not saying that you're not equal talent. In fact,
scratch that from the record. I would say of equal celebrity.
But then again, you look at Ben Affleck and Jalo
when they got together.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I thought, oh, that's great, but then that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Just were too big.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well it's Ben Affleck and it's.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
J Lo too big, too big, enormous ego.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's like radio shows. You have to be on equal standing.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Or maybe are you in danger if there's two big
equal egos, And maybe are you feeling you're getting too
old and I need someone younger? Youde your hair brown
or blonde? You know how I get the spray? The
spray go to an engagement party.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
In secret work, I like to put the bricks and
details in for.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You, friendy, All grouting, no brick.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
What crowd is an important part?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's all grouting, no brick.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Awsome more John Zy and unmandas Farty floor
One Man.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Time floor.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And what's on the cutting room floor today?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know Katy Perry, the singer Yes, sing me some
of her songs.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She used to go and I liked it and uh
oh uh bikinis on up and uh you're hot when
you're cold, You're yes when you know of.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
The time raw. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, there's lots of strange conspiracy theories, theories going around.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All over about Katie. Can I say the about anything sidebar?
She's kind of she's got it going on, like you
knowing he can?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I say, do you don't think it's a little bit
try hard at the moment? And I'm sorry to say it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Do you think try hard? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well? I think, well, she's her new albums have been
a bit lackluster and about women power and you know
the Rosie the Riveter imagery and all of that, but
it seems to be sort of appropriated. Yeah, I just
say this is girl power, but my music still.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but she looks bubblegum. She looks smoking hot in
those shore Well that's all.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You need to know is but she's always been smoking hot.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
And I didn't realize that she had, you know, as large.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She's been famous for the large one.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I didn't know about that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I never She's always named large breasted singers.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When would I ever say that to you? That's why
this conversation hasn't happened. If I've never asked you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Have you had asked me right off?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Some large breasted seers, Sam Fox, Dolly Parton, Yeah, there'd
be a raft of those singers, Sabrina, Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You got people now, I'm thinking about the one wherever wherever?
Who's is that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Shakira Shakira hipstone line? I'm not sure, Abed. When you
finish being middle aged and creepy about this, can we
move on? Brendan, you're a broadcaster, Come.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
On, broadcaster, No, come on, don't be like this.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Don't be like this. You know how did you drop
at Triple J? Imagine this on that stage?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You couldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You can't. You can't talk about their boob size. I
want their brass size.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're on Triple J. I'm too white and I'm too old,
and they eat meat.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And you're inappropriate. Well, anyway, the story I'm about to
tell you is very unusual and probably inappropriate on some levels.
So someone has posted a conspiracy theory regarding Katie Perry
and were captioned with I y K y k do
you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Are? Why k I y k? Why kay I wy ky?
I know? I know?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
If you know you know? And the post was it said,
wake up people, and it's an AI generated video of
Jean Benet Ramsey. Oh, the young six year old beauty
queen Young MD, tragically murdered, so the AI morphs from
Joan Benet into Katie Perry. Underneath that someone's written, wake
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up people, if you know you know, the inference being
that she is Jean berenee Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Jean Beney, and Ramsey's body was found.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yes it was, but don't let that stop this crazy theory.
So reactions from fans were mixed. Some people say this
person said, I always thought this right. There were others
who pointed out the notion that the video was disrespectful
to the deceased, because yes, yes the murder was unsolved,
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but the body was discovered.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Of course, And yes, I think that's very distinct.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
About this person who says, you know why they know
it's not true, not real, they've got different birthdays. You're sick.
But the weird thing is that Katie Perry has responded to.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What did Katie say?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She responded to this, saying, wait, am I, So of
all the crazy things that's written about her, bosom size
all of it, this is the thing she responds to, saying, well,
that's interesting, am I?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
If you know, you know?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
If you know, you know? Brenda Jonesy Jones would like
to know.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'd like to know. I like to be in the know.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You know. Is it too late for me to go
somewhere else?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Why do you want to go somewhere else? Stay here,
stay with me.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's safe and it's warm.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's like the eighties for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's comfortable. It's not like the eighties. It's a fun place.
And the eighties, excuse me, it was a great time
to be around. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And we're not in the eighties anymore. I can't discuss
women's bodies so easily anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I really do face saying who's dead?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Who said?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Kind of man? Admire the female form anymore? Officer, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Okay, friendy,
it's time for the cutting room floor. What have we got?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Look, I'm sorry about this today. I just feel there's
a whole lot of people here just want to say,
stop too much information. The electronics super Highway, where is
it taking us? When it first started? Do you remember
when the internet first started? I did stories at beyond
two thousand about this. What it was. It was a
coffee pot in a college dorm. Well, it was in
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the kitchen of a college dorm and they were all
working away and they thought, I wonder if the coffee
pot's full, because I don't want to go down if
it's not full. I don't want to be the person
has to make a new pot of coffee. So someone
worked out how to actually put a camera on the
coffee pot. That was the beginning of it all. And
then remember there was a girl Jenny, and she put
a video in her bedroom, nothing saucy, nothing, only fans,
(06:07):
but she broadcast a few bits and pieces from her bedroom. Right,
and look where we are now. Yesterday I came across
all this weird stuff of people sharing too much information.
And they're not attractive people. They're not only fans people.
This is just mister and missus up the road. That's
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what's so weird to me. This is missus. You could
see her at the shops, you could it could be
your kid's friends. They are sharing the most intimate parts
of their lives.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What have we got?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have a listen?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So I poo about four times a day and I
love it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I love poohs.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm such a pooh girl because.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I just find it so fascinating and it's such a
great way for the body to communicate with you via pooping.
But my favorite one is the first one in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh get it all out.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Of me, and it makes me so energize, and I
feel like I'm ready to move forward in my day,
leaving you the yesterday behind.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I think it's quite symbolic.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
But while we've been in Sydney, I've been eating a
bit of gluten and my fats are really bad that
I'm constipated. But the fats are like there's something medically wrong,
like spiritually wrong, Like it's like you need to seek
help from a.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Higher higher power. Is me turning? Because double no, stop it?
What about this one? Have a look at this woman?
Do you think she looks like Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
She does.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
She looks like Missus doubtfi much. She does what she
has written up. She's on day three of not rubbing
her muff.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
She just have the thing that keeps her hands warm.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
She said, so a hunk in front of me at
lunch today. It gave me some bad thoughts and I
wanted to touch myself, but I stayed strong. So that's
what she This is, this woman who looks like someone's grandma.
Here's someone's grandma. Has decided to share that information.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You don't want to think about grandma rubbing a muff
either her hands are cold or not.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
What about the woman who? This woman she rinses out
her undies at a certain time of the month and drinks,
I know, pause some under the tree and consume. So
films are self doing it? And then there's this woman.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, what's this woman?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Honestly it is. It is really stinky. Unfortunately it's in
my genetics, especially like after I sweat, which I'm a
really sweaty girl. I sweat a lot. So yeah, she
is a little bit stinking down there.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's enough.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Why what's going on? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Why are you looking at this ship?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
What algorithm am I in?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
This is what comes.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Past my phone?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But you tap on months.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You know, I don't tap or maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Do I tap in the queue behind the honkey guy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What what point will be to too much?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Let me know how algorithm.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What I find? And this is not sexist. Women don't
seem to understand algorithms.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I understand you are.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Once you tap on the story, it will beget more
of those stories.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I knew that because I tapped on some stories because
I felt I had to pay homage and people were
telling me that their pets were dying, and I tapped
on it because I thought I need to bear witness
to people's pain. And then I just got more and
more and more and more. You have to that's the thing.
If you're if you're curious for one second, yep, as
you know when you've got in trouble. If you're curious
for one second, suddenly you're down that silo. But so
(09:29):
I'm getting people who just too much information. This is
the TMI channel I must be watching.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's what it is like.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And I get a lot of salad.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I get a lot of big, busty girls tending to silos.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yes, which but do you like the bust or the silo?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I like grain. I like it all.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So in your wild oats Brendan a funsie.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Hey, Hey, everybody here, some more Chelsea and a man's
curtain room for hey, hey, hey, you get ready everybody,
here's some more joy and a man's curtain room for hey, hey.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
On the cutting room floor today, when you go to Vegas,
what do you think about? What kind of things do
you look to do send your money on?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
In big city?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can I spend spend my soul on the very last
last dime?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well alcohol obviously from what you've just been.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Booze, I've been to Vegas, you know. For me, I
don't think it's as big a deal as people make out.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You went to Vegas with your small children. Yeah, that's
not the classics experience.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
We went into the bars, and we went into the
strip joints.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Did you with your kids?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Of course, no, you did not, the youngest you did not.
And it was good.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That was good for putting the money into the dancer's
g string from the bottom of musk.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You had your son with you at all times as
a shield, a human sheep. Just because I went with Melanie.
We went to see Barry Manilow, if you remember correctly.
But I didn't put a single scent into any of
the gambling slots. I didn't spend a single scent on
gambling and didn't go. The only reason I went into
casinos was to go to the shows. So we went
to see variety of shows. We went to the big
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shopping malls. We ate fabulous restaurant food. We didn't eat
at the you know all you can face in a
trough stuff. We walk around with the giant margarita around
your neck. We didn't do any of that stuff. So
I had a very nice time in Vegas. It wasn't
the manky side. Apparently you go a couple of streets
off the strip.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh yeah, hard Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
The reason I ask what most people associated with Vegas.
It's like the movie The Hangover. You can actually rent
a grandmar in Vegas. This is a business that provides
a variety of services like domestic help and babysitting if
you need it from a series of grandmothers. Right, what
kind of grand I mean? Everyone thinks a grandmother is
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imbued with love, with care. Not everyone's grandma is. So
I hope you don't get a cranky one.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, what about that?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Because as people get older, it's a physiological fact that
your thinking shifts and the manners and your restraint drops away,
so you might get one that says, well, you're fat.
You make it that kind of grand.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, my kids could probably attest to that with My
mother just recently just said something along those lines to
one of the members, one of her grandchildren.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It wasn't received.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, No, I'm one of the first times Harley met
my grandmother, and she was always kind of funny and feisty.
But she said who are you? And we're engaged at
the time, and I think she had already met him.
But you know, they don't have the pleasantries another one,
so another of her fancy men. So you don't you
assume you're going to get the loving grandma. But who
knows what grandma.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm just thinking as soon as you say Vegas grandma
renting a I'm feeling that she's going to be used inappropriately.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I think she has a say in it. I don't
think she you know, hey, we want to rent a
grandma in the people house for three days? I think
you know there'd be babysitting services, there'd be sure.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But they're a very compliant generation that era. I'm just saying, I.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Think the modern grandma isn't And this is the point
we're at now. I've got friends who children are having children,
having babies, and these women are still working, or if
they're not working, they've forged their own time, so they
don't want to spend all their time looking after the grandchildren.
They love their grandchildren, but that era doesn't exist anymore.
Of Hey, I'm giving up everything to look after the children.
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That's not the new era either.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, that is true.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
And often on socials you see sexy grandma and stuff
like that. You know they're thirty five years old.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But enough about your hashtag.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So be aware. If you're in Vegas and you're looking
at rent a grandma, maybe you want the salacious kind,
maybe you don't, But specify.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What stays in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I can't remember how you're like grandma. She won't remember.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I remember everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It's floor on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, you know recently about that woman, the American influencer
who posted a video of herself snatching a baby wombat
from its mum. Yes, well she got into all kinds
of trouble, didn't she, and the Home Affairs Minister Tony
Burker said it's unlikely she'd be able to visit Australia again.
She said, hey, guys, lighten up. I didn't horrim it,
and she goes oversely saying, you're Australians. We're in the
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midst of a very conflicted time. But if there's one
thing that we will unite Australians, it's don't touch our
baby animals.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Leave them alone. Sees you to Marky's mind, don't touch them.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Getting away from But she makes a good point there,
because it's well known that farmers will eradicate wombats because
they can do a lot of damage to crops with
their wombat holes and things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
They'll rip up the.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Wombat holes in many places and dying from deadly diseases,
and we're trying desperate keep them alive. But I will
take one from its mum.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, I will say this. Do not.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
No one wants you wants an influencer to film it
and show it off.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
But she wasn't doing that. She was just saying, isn't
this cute. She had no knowledge of the local environment,
she had no knowledge of whether how the local farmers felt.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's like going to America and I just ate a
bald eagle.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah, they are delicious. By the way, quite delicious. But
a couple of other stories here of influencers in the
wild doing terrible things. These tourists have been deported after
mooning the Great Wall of China. This is Japanese tourist.
What's happened? Japanese tourists are normally like this are the
best behave people in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
The universe, mooning from the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I mooned the Wall of China, so they were deported
from China. They took pictures of themselves mooning the Great Wall.
This couple in their twenties. They were detained for two
weeks over these inappropriate photos. He was exposing his buttocks
while she took the picture. According to his media.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Outlet, that wasn't a double moon.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The Embersy in Japan has confirmed that this happened. They
were quote subsequently released a return to Japan during January.
But you know this is the embassy got involved here?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
And what about these What about the reverend moon? Did
they get him involved?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
A big mooney wedding, blue moon as if it's cold.
Here's another one. This Russian woman was detained in Bali
because she didn't know that the seven hundred year old
tree she posed naked in front of was sacred. People
just don't do it, so it infiltrated the local community.
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The photo that she took resulted in her arrest and deportation.
What about this couple's.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Though, this couple, sorry you do the puns? I forgot
and I.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Laughed and enjoyed it. And did they get a root?
I don't know this couple. Where are they from? A
Taiwanese YouTube prankster with three point four million followers as
as his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
My favorite genre.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
They were denied entry into a supermarket in balif for
not wearing face masks. This is during COVID. So they
later returned, I'll give you a photo with a face
mask painted on a girlfriend's face. So they came on
and said, yes, I am thinking it's funny film themselves.
They've been tracked down after a politician saw the video
and Sucko detained by immigration. They're awaiting deportation. She was
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arrested and find one hundred dollars for not wearing a mask.
So just people, be respectful and don't be idiots.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, I know what you're thinking. If you want to
chuck a Brown. I don't film it, but just don't
do it. Don't go to these incredible monuments and strip
off and put your bum in it, or do any
of those things.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Don't.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
And if you're the Reverend Moon, we'd love to hear
from you.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's Friday on the cutting room floor today. What have
you got for your boyfriend? George Clooney is retiring from
romantic movies.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Breaking news. Do the news thing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Hollywood star George Clooney has announced that he is retiring
from romantic movies to give way to younger leading men.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
You know what's interesting. There was footage of him the
last few weeks and people are saying, oh, he's given
in to his youth. He's dyeing his hair, looks terrible.
It was for a role. He acknowledged it was for
a role. He said, my kids are going to mock me.
I'm doing this for a role. You look younger, George.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It was for Greeci in two thousand. He's got the
Greasian going Gresan.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I haven't heard of Greece in two thousand for some time.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
On a double standards when it comes to men dying there,
I'm not saying this.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I've never dyed my hair.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I did once as a sort of a experiment. Yeah,
I got that blonding spray and it just my wife
or girlfriend back then.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Same person.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, you had this spray and it was called sun
bronze or something like that. You sprayed it in your
head and then you stood in the sun and your
hair would go lighter. And I went, oh, that's a
bunch of shit, and I and went.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Out into the sun. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Then that night went to an engagement party with my
then girlfriend now wife, and someone.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Said, here's got a lot lighter. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
It actually works. So I did it for an experiment,
and then my wife had.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
A lot of bricks of detail in that story. That's
not required. I don't care that you went to an
engagement party.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We used to do this, but if we do a
comprehension test.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
We used to do this when we were younger. We'd
squeeze lemon in out here and sit outside to see
if it would go blinde.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
We'll just swim in a seventies chlorine pool.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Let it go green, and come out with more band
aids than you went in with.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You know, if you knew that your dad overdose to
the pool when the kid came out like a skeleton.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
So, what's George Pliny retiring? No, he's not retiring from movies.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, he's retiring from romantic movies. He wants to give
the younger guys to go.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Can I put this to you as an old person? Now,
why aren't we seeing romantic stories of people our age?
Like he's only a year or so older than I am. Yes, Well,
if he wants to romance, if he wants to have
a romance with in a movie Michelle Pfeiffer or Meryl
Streep or someone who's age appropriate, then we should be
seeing those romance films and not just for young people George.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think Meryl's Streep is considerably older than George.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So you're saying, is he saying if he was going
to be cast in a romantic film, the women would
be much younger.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Or of similar age, and he's not interested. He's sixty three,
You're sixty three.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What are you saying? I'll stop it. George has my number.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But it's like what Tina Fey said when that movie Gravity,
you know, it's Sandra Bullock and he's up in space,
and then it comes to a point where he has
to float away in space and die.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And they said, this is a film about a man
who'd rather float away in space and die than spend
another minute with a woman his own age.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
So was George.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
He just doesn't want to He just doesn't want to
spend any time with a woman his own agent in
a movie. Because how male Alamedine.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Amle Alamudine, she's his misso, international famous human rights lawyer,
Like I said, misso, she's younger than he is, but
she's not stupidly younger. And I find let me this
had been interesting quiz because he used to go out
with memory, went out with young actresses, with a female
wrestler for a while. He is a smart man and
he's settled down with a smart woman. Does that make
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him less sexually interesting? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'd be interested to know what people think whether you
prefer him looking like a cad, a bit of a
sexy cad, than a sensibly married man to a smart woman.
If he doesn't take his does it take his testosterone away?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
If you're married to George Clerney, it's George Clerney. You
would have to be of equal talent to George Claney.
I'm not saying that you're not equal talent. In fact,
scratch that from the record. I would say of equal celebrity.
But then again, you look at Ben Affleck and Jalo
when they got together.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I thought, oh, that's great, but then that.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Just were too big.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well it's Ben Affleck and it's.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
J Lo too big, too big, enormous ego.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's like radio shows. You have to be on equal standing.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Or maybe are you in danger if there's two big
equal egos, And maybe are you feeling you're getting too
old and I need someone younger? Youde your hair brown
or blonde? You know how I get the spray? The
spray go to an engagement party.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
In secret work, I like to put the bricks and
details in for.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You, friendy, All grouting, no brick.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
What crowd is an important part?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
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