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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it's Johniana Man. Yeah
yeah yeah on the cutting room floor today.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Have I told you that When I went to Tokyo
with my sons in January, we went to a bar,
lots of small quirky bars, and there was a snake
in a vat of alcohol, a dead snake. Actually thinking
about it now makes me I still feel there. But
we walked in and said that's curious. An hour later
we were drinking the fluid.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It tasted just like a shot.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, it tasted like pure medicinal alcohol, if you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, of course, like ethyl alcohol.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And also it could have just been a rubber snake
as well.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Because you could. I'll show you the photo.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
It's a real snake that you can get pretty lifelike
snakes these days.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, well, this is also a tradition they have there.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You dispute that I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm not disputing it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It sounds like you are.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm not. I'm setting your mind at ease.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, I chose to do it, and it's interesting that
I feel queasy at the thought of it now, because
I think I was hung over the next.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Day and thought, oh, that's disgusting. At the time.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
It was just something to do because by then we
had a thousand drinks. Which is a nice thing to
do with his sons, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
They are of age.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Let me say, well, I'm reading about Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I keep forgetting.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
She's a singer, she's the actress. She's the one who
famously said, is tuna the chicken of the.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Sea, The chicken of the sea. She was in Dukes
of Hazard, the reboot movie. She played Daisy Duke.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah now, and she's also a very famous fashion designer, billionaire, and.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
She put on a bit of condition there and they.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Lost the condition and lost the husband along the way,
lost the condition and recently separated from my husband. She
has taken There's an Instagram post in a video where
she's seen hanging in a recording studio drinking her as
she says a quote a Chinese herb thing that her
vocal coaches recommended. Then they google the ingredients of what

(02:01):
that is, and it's snake sperm. When asked what it
tastes like, she said, it's like honey. So she said,
if you want a good vocal, you've got to drink
snake sperm. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Right, milking the snake.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Goodness, I knew that they out.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Just you know, they've got I think a cloak up
one hole for everything. And when you just look at
the underside of a snake, you can barely see it.
Yeah yeah, writhe around with each other and then impregnation happens.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You don't see.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I assume it pops out, goes in, comes back inside
the body.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Again, is this the intercourse or the actual the intercourse?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I guess when they'd have to tick a little
show it some saucy photographs. So when it pops out,
you grab it, milk.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It and it goes skin.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
On another note, and I'm sorry, this is mankey today.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Is so Jessica Simpson just said it tasted like honey,
and that's what that was her thing.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Maybe they flavored with honey.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's what snakes say to women.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Snakes, it tastes like honey.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Keep going, ah, so what do you think this tastes like? This?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Man his name is Troy Casey, is a health influencer,
and he says that he contributes his great health to
a regimen he's been on for a number of years.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
He's known as the author of a Journey of self love.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
He's been drinking his own urine for years and he
regards it as something of a diagnostic tool. He says
that drinking your own urine teaches your insides a bit
more about yourself. Urine has stem cells, amino acids, antibodies,
it's the hair of the dog. Are direct by a
feedback loop. You know what's wrong with you as soon
as you drink your morning pea. I tell you what's
wrong with you. You're drinking your morning pee.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Just look at the mirror.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Mac He was introduced to you in therapy by a
breathwork coach. Come on, these words just irritate me.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
What's a breath work coach?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh, someone who teaches you the power of using your
breath to heal your body.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think, don't quote me on any of that.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
So he's my teenagers when they were teenagers, they had
a powerful.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Breath, a bad breath coach.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
He said, he's had some healings through this through urine looping.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's akin to fasting.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's the practice of drinking your own urine and supplemental
water for a designated period. This guy, he calls himself
the certified health Nut, and he previously made headlines. Here's
the other trifecta for summing his anus.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What benefits you get out of that?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean that it be sensitive skilled. He wouldn't want
that slip slop, slam. We've spoken about this before, youurine therapy.
It's just so you know. It's not good for you.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, No, it's.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hazardous because it's dehydrating, intaminating. As they say here, this
is a medical quote. Urine is mostly water and salt,
which dehydrates. Your kidneys are trying to get rid of
the toxins. If you drink urine, you're putting your toxins
back into your body.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Duh, exactly, duh, unless you're gandy or bear grills.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He seemed to like drinking his urine did a little
bit too much, even when he wasn't in.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
The wilderness at the airport lounge.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Bear It's okay, mate, We've got other drinks here. Tastes
like honey. Okay, kids, that's it for today. How that
tomorrow for more? John Zy and Amanda is cutting room
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