FULL SHOW: Tales Of Scott Morrison's Photo Album!

Can we get Scott Morrison his family photo album back? Let's do this!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a show today.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It was taken over by a certain event. We spoke
on the show yesterday about how Scott Morrison's private photo album,
one of them, had ended up in an opshop in
a salvation army. The person who bought it was saying,
how great is this. It's going to be wonderful as
a coffee table ornament. Our very own Brendan Jones received

(00:21):
a text message last night from former Prime Minister Scott
Morrison saying, Wow, I'd really like that back if I well.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We were just having a chat about it and then
I offered to get it back for her.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
And you know what I say, in this business, you say.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
A lot of weird things. Which did you say?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
You know what I say?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You say, Greedom Gutham get rid of them. And a
promise made is a promise to live anyway. We tried
our best, did we spoke to that. We tracked down
the person who had the photo album and tried to
bribe it out of them. We spoke to Jenny Morrison,
Scott Morrison's wife, who made a very heartfelt please those

(00:58):
photos of Scott when he had hair. She wants it back.
So the story is still a work in progress.

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Speaker 2 (02:03):
On the air.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Chop of the boarder to you, missus mooince.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
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Speaker 1 (02:08):
Everyone's a winner.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
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Speaker 1 (02:31):
I made it to wear. Do I win?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, No, employees can't win. I'm afraid you an employee?
Are you paid to do this? Be part of the gang.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
For now, for this moment.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I check the emails in the media. You can never tell.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, you got to you got to check out this stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
In the meantime, we got big Fish to fry. Tell me,
what do you mean We've got to do a solid
for Scomo?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We've got to do a solid for scow mate.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do you know how He's photo album and in a
Rockdale op shop.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
We spoke about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, he sent me a text yesterday and I feel
sorry for him. It was mistakenly handed over to good Will,
So it wasn't like Schomo was just getting.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Rid of his staff. That's a personal possession.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Right, So he said he wants it back, and he
didn't actually ask for it back, but he sent me
a text about it, and I said, well, you know,
we can use the power of our radio station for
good and not what you usually do and get Schomo's
photo album back.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Let's drill down on what we know because it was
someone on TikTok said, look at this thing I found
at the op shop. So our jobs as super sleuths
then is to find TikToker and say Scott Morrison would
like a bag because it's his private photo album. Let
me just the thing here because I was thinking about

(03:55):
it because it's photos of him and this is when
he was the chief executive of the Australian two Task Force.
Is on the Gold Coast. He's relaxing in his little
shorty shorts, living his best life, having his and he said,
you know this stuff is written here Scott went sight
seeing without Jenny's written about himself and the third person
she was sick with the flu.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Maybe someone else writing there, but that was a nineties
thing to do.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Remember you get those little caption bubbles. Yeah, yeah, Amanda's
on the cans again.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah. Well, he said, Scott was very, very tired after
spending the day with Steve Garvin. Too many Guinnesses. That's
for New Year's Eve. So there's personal stuff that I'm
sharing now. Obviously on the radio, I know, but wow,
so this is his personal photo.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It just gave me pause for thought about my own
photo albums at home and the kids these days. New
Boy Tom for example, Yeah, mate, do you have a
photo album?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
No, it's all on your phone. But that's everyone's panic
when they lose their phone, about all their photos and people.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
When their house catches on fire. They always go, you've
got to get your photo albums, get them out. But
you don't have to do that anymore because it's all
in the cloud. It's all but not Skomo's photos there.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Not in the cloud. They're in the possession of a TikToker.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, step one, find the TikToker Brendan in cis music
or something.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, I've got to do the work. Can we just
get people that work here, they're all sitting there.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Can you get his photo album back? Okay, great, we're
taking the drama out of a BRender. We're going to
we've been assigned this missions and like detectives in this business,
what do we say, greedom, gut them, get rid of them.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
A promise, mate, he's a promise to live, right, that's right,
promise to the former Prime Minister of this country that
I will get that photo album.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
But then you've just told the girls and the in
our production team to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
It doesn't you know, I'm only interested in the time.
Don't tell me how the watch works.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Radio.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
We're going to find the TikToker.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
First of all, we're going to find the TikToker that
shouldn't be hard. Thir TikToker is they want to be fair.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So that's step one.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
All right, step one?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
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Speaker 2 (06:12):
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Speaker 2 (06:22):
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will win a double pass to the first Sydney performance
of MJ the musical.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
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Speaker 8 (06:34):
Oh good morning, Jasie, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
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save it for the big night. Question number one? Which
popular sandwich contains bacon, lettuce and tomato? Bl You know
what I learned the other day?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
What did you learn?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
The club sandwich? Do you know what club stands for?
It stands for chicken lettuce under bacon. Really ever knew
that because you got it at the clo? I thought
it was because you got it at the club.

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Speaker 2 (07:05):
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a club sandwich.

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Speaker 2 (07:17):
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Speaker 2 (07:25):
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It's so exciting, Tanya.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
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Speaker 3 (07:33):
It is let's play riff, raff, lash.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
The riff?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Which song has this riff? Tanye? That is great?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
What's the song, Tanya?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Is it smoke over the water.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Over Bacon?

Speaker 11 (08:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, it's not. You're champ. You're the star of the
show this morning. Smoke over the.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well, Well, can we just hear it again, Tom, because
that is a face melter.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Sure, it's not smoke over the water.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Smoke over the water with a fire under the sky.

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It's not bad.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
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Speaker 2 (08:37):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Magnificent seven? Where we at?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
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it to where it gets tickets to the very first
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Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, Lucy's in Bewmaine.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Lucy, Hello, we're playing with Raffah to keep the whift
brown and Lucy? What song has this riff?

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It's not Smoke over the Water.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
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It is Grace quite a banger. Remember you did that
other version of the acoustic one.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I didn't mind that.

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switch off. I hate it.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
As soon as I see a musician coming out sitting
on a stool, I go, that's me out.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'm going to the bar.

Speaker 12 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
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You're looking unusual?

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Well, no, because I like Patsy on the stool but
that was for you.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Know, that's that's a terrible expression because it means going
to the shirlett.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
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stool out.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
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Speaker 2 (09:51):
Dance even bring out a stool unless you're a medical facility.

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I paid to see you dive in act. I want
to seize me a dive in act, Lucy.

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job did Pope Francis once work before joining the church.
We wish the pope world has got in your ownA
at the moment the HUSSI A was he a nightclub bouncer?
Be a barber? See a magician? What did he do
before joining the church?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Barber?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, it wasn't a des is in Cambridge Park?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Hellow dares you're off to see Michael Jackson. Which unusual
job did Pope Francis have before joining the church? Was
he a nightclub bouncer or a magician?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I believe I'm going to removed from a club by
him once?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
I think it was a nightclub.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Answer, you were removed from a club you were wearing
the wrong shoes. Actually, didn't the Pope get in trouble
for wearing the wrong shoes?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
They were prout of shoes.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
They said, you can't go into the true or false?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
The can was invented over forty years before the can open.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
A des That sounds crazy.

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False, it's not false.

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Can only mean one answer. Meyer's in Boukham.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hillshi, you're off to seeing Michael Jackson. Who I like that?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Shut chuck at Tom. Give us something else that's better.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
So if you're paying attention, Maya, this will be very
straightforward for you. True or false? The can was invented
forty years before the can opener.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
That's a true.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, So what they used to open it beforehand?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
They used like a these hammers and chisels, tools and screwdrivers.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And then someone said, you know, you guys are idious.
I'm just going to make this can.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, why don't just use the I've got on mum's bench?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah? How good does anyone have the electric cannaber ay?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
They were everywhere in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, it's like Tom Cruise when he had one two Yeah,
put him on the bench.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, like a living parrot.

Speaker 9 (11:50):
What's the This is a tricky.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
One here maya what's the only number that has the
same number of letters as its value? Doesn't make any
sense to you?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Four, Yes, we'll do just asking the question, putting that
answer up on the fridge.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Question number seven, Which former prime minister had his photo
album turn up in an op shop?

Speaker 12 (12:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
You said that this morning, not Harold hold listening, former
prime minister?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Dan is in Northmeat.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Dan, You're off to see MJ the musical.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Your beauty.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Is thrilled to have you there. Which former prime minister's
photo album turned up in a n oop shop? That's
Scott Morrison.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
S Morrison and all the wheels of this show, the
might of this show are set right now to get
Scomo's photo album back.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We are dressed in trench coats. We're off to solve
this crime. You already got a wet trench coat on
your weirdo.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's not a crime.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
All is happening, crime, understand, it's not a crime.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
World schm is doing a bit of cleaning up. It's
gone into a box of goodwill. He said it to
the Salvos, because that's the sort of guy Scomo is
and the box of photos have.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Ended up in the op shop.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, and now we're going to get it back to
what's rightfully his.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Well, we're going to try our best.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, we're going to wear Laura in order. That's what
we're going to do.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, when I say we, I mean Digital Jenna and
the Megalodonte.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, apparently I think they may have tracked down the
person who has it.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I look at Digital Jenna is looking to cat videos.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Okay, well maybe maybe Scomma wants a.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Cat Well, we'll get onto this. That's going to happen
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(13:55):
anything else you'd.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Like to add? No, awesome, Thanks very much of great day, Dan,
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
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Speaker 2 (14:09):
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(14:30):
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She clearly aimed some derision at Paris Hilton and the
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I love that song.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I do too. You know who wasn't happy with it?
Paris Hilton. She wasn't very happy with the way she
was betrayed.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
Paris was upset with me, she.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Was she was What did she say and how did
you hear from her.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
I was at a club. She said, I just want
you to know that I get it like, I'm not dumb.
I just play like I'm dumb. And I was like,
that's kind of my point.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Right right, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Good to see her.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
As Pink would say, So what whack it on?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Tom, get it on?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
We've been asked to do a solid by SCO Scomo
send me a text.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
He wants to get his photo album back. You would
have seen this on the news yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
What happened and we were talking about it. Someone found
a personal photo album. When I say personal, just you
know snaps that we'd all have in our photo album
of Scott Morrison. This was found in an op shop
in Rockdale in Sydney here and he wants it back.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
It was wrongly put away in the chuck out box
and Skin, being a solid individual, has donated all other
knickknacks to the Salvos, but this has ended up in
an op shop and now he's saying, well, I'd like
to get those photos back, and said I've got photo albums.
I'd like to have my photo albums back.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
You'd actually like to have them on the daily mail.
We have put on our NCIS pants detective outfits.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
And we've pulled out all stops.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Which means we've spoken to Jenner, our digital person, digital
Jenne now jan May seven.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
Years for this.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Have we got it back?

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
So who's got it? Who's got it?

Speaker 7 (16:47):
So?

Speaker 12 (16:48):
I contacted the TikToker okay, and the TikToker didn't buy
the album, right, but she knows who did buy the album.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
So she put it up on TikTokers if you watch
someone else buy it a friend who has brought her.

Speaker 12 (17:02):
She met the guy who bought it at the Salvos
and must have filmed it there and they exchanged numbers.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
So something's going on there.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
WHOA, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 12 (17:14):
But I contacted the TikToker and she gladly gave me
the number of the guy.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Who did so well at the first stage, we've spoken
to the TikToker.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
She doesn't have the.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
First She's given you the number of the person who
bought the album, and you've contacted him.

Speaker 12 (17:29):
So I messaged him earlier this morning.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
So when do we get it back?

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Okay, I'll read you the message.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
Yes, First of all, I said, hey, Matt, that's his name, Matt,
Thanks for your time. Are you open to giving the
book back? And what will it take to hand it over? So,
he responded, Probably, wouldn't give it back. I've bought it
fair and.

Speaker 13 (17:46):
Square, great book for the coffee table, he said, probably,
is there any wriggle room in the and is it
fair and square?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
He did buy it far and square? But is it
fair and square that he keeps it? Jenna? What's a step?
When I say our next step, I'm in yours.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
Well, I'm going to keep offering him some more.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, okay, what about this?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Write this, write this, Jennet, take a note, Jenna. Okay,
jonesy demand of T towel? How about Matt Jonesy demand
of T towel and some ticket stem Jay the musical
show the musical There you go.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
Okay, that's right, write that now.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
But you know what, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I don't subscribe with Matt and the finders keepers thing.
If it was me, I would give it back to Scomo.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
What would you do?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, the principle is separate here. If you found jewelry, yeah,
would you give it back they found? You know? If
you found Harold Holt's wallet in the ocean. Would you
give it back to his family? See, but forget the
actual legalities of it, of finders keepers. On a personal level,
of course, I would hand it back. It's someone's personal property.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, it's got no manatory vasuse, it's got.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
No managery value. And if that person wants that as
a glamorous coffee table book, maybe we could, as Brendan says,
replace that with a t tawel of us know, maybe
we should release a coffee table book with pictures of Schomo. Well, Jenna,
thank you. Keep your detective pants on.

Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yeap a will and I'm not watching cat videos by
the way.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
You can admit it.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I just yeah, thank you, Jenna.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Well, if Scott Morrison, if you're listening, we're doing our best.
Does it seemed to me to be a tiny bit
of riggle room in there? He said, I probably.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
No, it doesn't look great at the moment. We will
work on that.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
We're working on it. We're working on it.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Will woo him, will schmooze him, and maybe we should
put it to the pub test that maybe there's something
we could do with that visa the returning, whether you
would or not, Yeah, that's the barometer of what Sydney thinks.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Jonesy Nation.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy no matter of
arms to the pub test. And this is revolving around
former Prime Minister Scott Morrison's photo album which ended up
in an op shop in Rockdale. And this photo album
was accidentally handed into there.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
We know that now a person who didn't know that.
So what's happened is someone has gone and seen this
at the Salvos thinks, wha, what a find photos of
the Prime minister before he was Prime minister on holidays,
et cetera. Someone else was with him at the time.
Put that on TikTok. What's happened?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
We tracked down the TikToker. The TikToker led us to
the person who actually has the photo album. The photo
album he says is he got it fair and square,
and he.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Said he probably would you like to give it back?
And he's through text has said probably not. It's a
good coffee table book. I got it fair and squad.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
We're greasing the wheel a little bit there, Jonesy amount
of tea towel.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Tig us to MJ the musical.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
On board is a university student so he might not
see him until the crack of noon.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
So I'm just I mean, he did get it fair
and square it but separate to that, it's and he
bought it thinking it had been chucked out. So now
he knows that the Prime Minister wants it back. If
I was him, of course i'd give it back, would you.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I'd give it back. Yeah, yeah, i'd give it back.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Would you want something in return?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I want something in return.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I pretend I didn't want something in return, but I
want something in return. I e a jonesy amount of
tetail and perhaps some tickets to Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But as he said, he got it fair and square.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
It's a quirky piece of history.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
An artifact from a former prime minister. It's worth thousands
of dollars, not just that it has sort of cop
pop culture, kind of political cachet.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Because we're talking about it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, he wants it on his coffee tables. It's a
famous book now.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And now Scomo has actually texted me directly and I said,
we'll do everything in our power to get it back.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, but it is, it has become a thing.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Why give it?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'd give it back, but what do you think I'd
give it? Keeping Scomo's private album? Is it past the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Xamination?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Enjoyed Brenda Broking with Flower frigid idiot.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
The Gretes, one of the greats. What a day, A
gray old day in Sydney Town. I'm just looking out
on the harbor, the plenty of ship traffic. But we
don't have any Chinese warships in our harbor.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
What's that about?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
So it's one hundred and fifty naughty miles east.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Of so they're not in our in our water, international waters.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
They're just saying they're just testing out the ship. Because
you've got a big ship like that, you go, let's
go for a run.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, Well, don't make the mistake of getting on it
thinking it's an oceany a cruise.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I think diplomatically you're supposed to say, oh, if you're
coming by, drop.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
In, drop in. Yeah, I'll put the kettle on.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Not with your tanks and your guns and your booms
and your bums booms.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'm quoting now.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I understand Garbage.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Quite said. It's Cranberry.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
It's Cranberry.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
He's got the wrong you are quoting.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
There's a lot of stuff going on that stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Ship down everyone out.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
On the harbor, So be relaxed. That's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
We are in the midst of trying to track down
Scott Morrison.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
What do we say in this business? What do why
always say to you?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Greet them, got them, get rid of them.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
No, a promise made is a promise to live it
and scomo.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
He reached out to you.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Well, he said, look personally, I noticed on your socials
you put pictures of the photo album up on your Facebook,
and I said, and he said, could you take it down?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I said, well yeah, but then everyone's running with all.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
The media is running with it. It TikToker has released
the vision.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
But I really feel for him because you know, at
the end of the day, it's his phone.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Of course, it's his photo album.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
And now that you know it was a mistake that
it's ended up there, it wasn't all that's juck. Anyone
can have it.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I always like doing the right thing.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
And we're in negotiations with the young fella that has
the photo album as we speak.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You've been outside his house with a loud hailer.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, come on out, No, we're not bullying anyone. We're
just squreeezing the wheel. He likes it.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
He thinks it's a coffee table piece, and he said
kind of fine as keepers.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
We're going to put it to the pub text next test,
what do you think? Podcast?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
When God want right now your windows?

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
The story so far a person has taken to TikTok
has created a TikTok saying look at this photo album
of Scott Morrison, maybe on his holidays. He's up in
the Northern Queensland, photos of him in his shorts, just relaxing.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's ended up that this person got this from an
opshop in Rochdale. That we have discovered that the TikToker
didn't buy it, but they were there when it was purchased.
Scott Morrison himself has contacted our very own Brendan Jones
and said I'd like it back.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I said to him, what do you want to do
with it? That's what I discovered.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
That was an accidental, Yes, he accidentally had it in
a box of things that went to the Salvos and
he would, yes, of course, want it back.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
And I said to him last night, I will do
everything in my power to get this thing back.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
For you by asking Jenna to get onto it, and
so digital Jenna has contacted the person. We have the
details of the person who owns it now and he
has said he bought it fair and square, which he did,
but he said he wants it to be a coffee
table book because it is a thing of interest. I
collect some royal memorabilia, and if it's about their personal lives,
i'd love So.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
You've got a Fergie teacup, haven't you.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You've got a Fergie and.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Andrew kettle that I know a teapot that I bought
when they got married.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Imagine if Fergie Sarah Ferguson got on the line to
you and said, Amanda, I would really like that bat.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's the only one left. Would you give it to her?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
M I probably would if she contacted me personally. But
this was merchandise that was sold at the time of
her wedding. It's not a personal photo album. I would
be horrified if my personal photo album ended up with somebody,
and I would like it back. And Scott Morrison is
a person of note, which is why he'd like it back,
but also why that person wants to hold onto it.

(25:58):
So we put this to the pub test. What do
we've held? We phrased this keeping Scomo's private album? Does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 13 (26:06):
Give it back?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I think I would.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
I think he should, but I'd be hoping that I'd
be offered to money.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Somethings are more important than others.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
And it's definitely find his keeper.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
If you find something like this, it's like all those
people that sell celebrity memorabilia and eBay for millions and
hundreds of thousands and whatever.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Same category finders keepers.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
I personally believe the bloke should give it back, even
though he gratefully said he's bought it fair and square,
but it's worth nothing to him. Whereas Scomo has made
a genuine error and he's asking for it back, you
should do the r thing and give it back.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Look, I guess that he got it there in spread.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
However, why would.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
You want photos somebody else's private moments.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
On your coffee table. I'm just not doing it, I
don't think so.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
I lomly I would, but not the scom Yeah, I've
give him back, but I'd probably want something in return.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Smo's got a bit of money, so Yeah, he can
pay something for it.

Speaker 15 (27:02):
I think they should be returned.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
It's something personal, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It's his past.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Yeah, he definitely should hand it back. Personal stuff should
be handed.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Back, particularly if it was donated by accident exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Then again, how do you sleep while pages of year
they're bad?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
We maybe we should go to the where's my phone?
I can't find my phone?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Maybe we should get Scomo on so he can do
a plea to the young fellow and we get it
back for him.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right. We'll also coming up next. We're going to
find out whether the digital Jenna has been able to
bribe this young man with a Jones and Amanda Ttael
tickets to MJ the musical.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
We are using the might of this fully operational bait.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, to do what's right, to do what's right.
The story continues, lisis.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
When I wake up this morning, I thought it was
just another day, But no, it has ballooned into something
a lot bigger.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
It's ballooned into a mission for us. We are setting
ourselves up as mission control to try and return a
wayward photo album that ended up in an opshop unwittingly
return it to its rightful owner, who happens to be
our former Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
And what I always say? What do I say?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You say? Women, it's a windy day, get your washing done.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I don't like it when you say I promise made
is a promise to live it? The other one and
Skyma did not directly for me to get me, did
you personally? I use the mind of our radio station
to get this back to you, Scott. It will happen,
and so it's gonna happen well.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Jenna Digital Jenna has been in touch with the owner,
the new owner of the said photo album where are
we at?

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (28:41):
So I've offered him a few things, A few items.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
Do you want to know what these? Okay?

Speaker 12 (28:47):
So I obviously offered him a tee tow obviously MJ
tickets because a couple of the show the j and
a pencils, pencils, also a picture.

Speaker 9 (29:00):
Of both of you for him to color in just.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
For some Yeah, yeah, how's that going?

Speaker 12 (29:04):
And also I thought maybe like even a day with
Jonesy supping.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh yeah, because the Prime Minister. Look at you're pulling
your face because the Prime Minister contacted you personally, and
you've promised him you'd get it back.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Whatever it takes, whatever it takes.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He's miss bikini ninety eight. Oh okay, then okay, and
how has that been received?

Speaker 12 (29:30):
It has been received, but there's no answer.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, let me just see that. I've got a text.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Is this from the Prime minister? Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
This is my brother, But you've got your phone in
the studio, you know, play more tend cc art for art. Honestly, well,
what do we do out of the phone in the studio?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
What's going to happen? Now?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
So we did.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
We did get a few suggestions for people, So Kiraly said,
maybe offer him a duplicate copy of the album signed
by Scom's so he still has something for his coffee table.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Are you suggesting that Scott Morrison recreates those photos and
has a new copy made for the guy who has it,
for Matt who has it and returns signed and returns
the original. Do you think we can text Scott morrisons
if in shorts?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
But I've already sent one text.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
You don't look needy.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Well.

Speaker 12 (30:26):
Somebody else suggested that both of you replicate the photos.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
That could be an idea.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, no idea is a bad one.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Thank you, Jenna, Thank you Jenna. Well, mission control is
onto it. It's going to happen, it is, and if
it doesn't happen, it doesn't. I mean you've made a promise.
But what if we can't do it? What if we
can't feel like.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
When you're going to help the little starving children of Africa.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I was twelve. You went and made a poster, you
did all the stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
And then I didn't go on the doorknock appeal because
I was invited to a party.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So is that what we're doing. We're losing interest now.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
No, I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I won't rest Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I know you're trying to inflame me by saying it.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Ladies actual your husband if you used.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Well, i'spent a big day Chinese warships off the Harbor
one hundred and twenty naughty Miles.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Don't worry about that. I'm not going to alarm me.
It's just a it's an exercise. There's stretching their legs.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
What we are alarmed about is that ex Prime Minister
Scott Morrison well, he would like his photo album back.
And the photo album that, by mistake ended up in
an op shop in Rockdale. Someone purchased it, made a
TikTok of it. We are trying to get it back
for the Prime Minister who texted you personally.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I just had a chat with him text wise last
night and I said would you like the album back?
And he said I would love the album back, and
I said, well, look I will do what I can do.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well, we've got Digital Jenner on the case. She has
contacted the man who has it, Matt. He's a university student,
and she.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Says he's gone quiet.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, she said, can we get it back? He said
probably not. I really like there's a coffee table book.
And so we've tried to lure him. We've tried to
bribe him, offered him a tea towel, offered him a
t tail with our faces on it, not just a
tea tawel. Michael Jackson tickets. Yeah, all of that Styler
pencil is a picture of us to come.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Maybe a plea from the man himself. Schom Open did
Scott and no reply?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
He's ghosted you.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
No, hang on, I don't know if his ghost he's
going to drop the kids at school. There's a lot
of stuff going on in the morning. You know, I
don't like when people ghost me because when people ghost me,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I know, it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You said you started the whole show by saying he's
asked us to do him a solid, and now he's
a ghosted you. We've been goost. We don't know if
we don't know, but we have been ghost a different
who has the album anyway? Mission Control is being fully
ghost deaf.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I was worried that Scott Morrison, our former prime minister,
had ghosted me.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Your feelings were hurt, well not hurt.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
But if you ghost me, that's it. You're dead to me.
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well that those are hurt feeling talk to.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
People in the past feeling hurt. But you are dead
to me now you did to me.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
If if you're I'm not important enough to get back
to that's it.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's it's over. It's over.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I've been warned, but Schomo hasn't ghosted me because you
know why why I've got his wife on the phone
holding as.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
It does sound like a hostage situation.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
If you don't text me. No, Jennie Morrison, it's with us.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hello, Jenny, Hello.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Jenny, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
We're very well and we're trying to do our best
to get the album back. So Scott's Is there a
reason why Scott is ghosting Brendan.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yes, there's a definite reason and he's definitely not ghosting Brendan.
Who ghoest Brendon?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I've tried a few times.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
I'm sure you haven't had it, but no, he's he's
overseas so he's.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Totally reasonable, totally reason.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Now, Jenny, you also have a stake in these photos.
I mean you you would together at the time, and
you know this is part of your life too, Yes.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
As part of my life too. Embarrassing Liso with my
wonderful hair in those pictures, but you know it's got
hair in those photos. So we need the photos back
so we can actually, you know, remember those days.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Is there anything perhaps where just this this young fellow's
gone quiet?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Is there anything we could give him in return of.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
The photo album? Have you got something like he is
something you want to get rid of. That's not a sentiment.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Because he has said that it's a great coffee table
book because it is a is a memento I guess
of a famous person. Formers Prime Minister, do you have
something that we can bribe him with that he can
put on his coffee table instead?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Oh my gosh, I'm sure I have. But we did
get rid of a whole lot of stuff, and obviously
you know that was mixed up in it. I'm sure
there'd be something that would be daggy and interesting in
our treasure trove.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Of old stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'd like that too. Not quite sure what that is,
all right, as you're prepared to maybe swap it for something.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yes, well, if I can think of something and find
something that's profitable, I would probably do that. It'd be
really nice to get the album back.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's not going to be your first born or anything.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
No, no, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Giving out of your way.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Look, Jenny, this is a living document.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
This radio show is a living document, and we're going
to get this photo album back to you.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
So we are seeing ourselves as mission control. Thank you
for calling in.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yes, thank you, Yes, always listening to you guys in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Always, Thank you, Jenny. And we will explain that these
photos are important because, as you said, Scott had hair.
Do you want to get these photos back?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (35:39):
And and you know if it is Matt that has it, Matt,
I'd really, really really love to get it back. If
you would mind passing it back to us, that would
be unreal. You had a great lot of fun with it.
That's that's okay, But I'd really appreciate it if we
could get it back.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I felt.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Please, come on, mate, even though your husband abandoned you
when you're unwell, to have a look at Stonehenge, Well,
wouldn't you go.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
And have a beer instead? I want to hang around.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I'm going to go and have a look at something.
Some druids, mate.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Some beautiful memories in that book, obviously.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
For you, and thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
If that can't melt anyone's house heart, I don't know
what would.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Thank you, Thank you, thank you, jes, thank you for business.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
There we go, all right, Well, we're going to make
sure Matt has heard that heartfelt.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Plead married at first sight last night. And I know
you don't watch it. That's why I watch it.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I've been following the story of Adrian and a wiena.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
A isn't it Well, that's because other cultures are allowed
to use other spelling. It's crazy ideas.

Speaker 16 (36:47):
Okay, yeah, because lest you can understand how what it
is a Wiena, whatever her name is, and so Adrian, Adrian,
you can't understand a word, Adrian says.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
Opening up to me, I don't know the the boundaries.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Pardon, and he's been talking to Sierra talking. I believe that.
But her name is spelled s I E r a H.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
So you can't understand their names or a word that
they say, because this is how she sounds.

Speaker 14 (37:15):
It's going to change a narrative that Adrian, I've got
something going on.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh my god, did they talk about also?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
And they don't have the conversation between those two kids
a narrative.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I got something going on that's next year's to day
for m Breakfast show.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
And they'll beat us if they beat us, Jonesy, you
get what it sounds to be.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Anyway, don't inflame me.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
So anyway, calm down, fellow, Adrian left the show under
high dudgeon.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Why why did he leave the show? A Wiena Athena.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Athena explains he left because he.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
Wasn't included in the pro.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
So the primo where all the grooms get together. They
didn't put age. Why not the channel line prober?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't know, and he had a hissy fit.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
He had a huge hissy feed. He explained it right
here and leaving the promo, I still stick Why why
I left it? And actually was be enough for me
to come back?

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Out of ten people, my man and I did it?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Did not know one think about me? Perfectly explained mate.
Nothing to see here?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
What's happened? Oh my head hurts.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I don't know. I look forward to competing with them
next year. If we're still here, jem facious, it's a
free moning instance.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
And Amanda's Golden times. Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permits. You get
all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
You can turn that into two thousand dollars by answering
one bonus question. But the kicker here is it's double
or nothing. Tony's in Croydon, Tony, good morning, already you
are a winner. Everyone who gets on here today. When's
a double pass to the first Sydney performance of MJ
the Musical Michael Jackson's Thrilled to have you there. It's Wednesday,
the twenty sixth, the feb It will be the entertainment

(39:08):
event of the year. It's at the Sydney Lyric Theater.
You can book today. But Tony, are you going already?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
All right, now let's see what we can do for you.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Settle yourself down.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
The palm down, Tony. We've got ten questions sixty seconds.
Say pass if you're not sure, all right, because you
have time to come back. Okay, all right, Tony, good
luck because here we go. Question number one, what's the
date today?

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Twenty Yes?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Question two? What is H two O? Water? Question three?
How many dwarves are there in snow white seven? Question four?
How often are the Olympics held every four years? Question five?
True or false? Meghan Markle's real first name is Rachel.
Question six? Which planet is known as the Red planet?

(39:54):
Mar Question seven? What's the currency used in japan.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
En?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Question eight? Which animal is used on the Porsche logo? Leopard?
That's the jag the jag?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
No, the horse, the horse. Ferrari's got a horse as well?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh no? And Megan Michael's real first name is Rachel.
What do you reckon your false.

Speaker 15 (40:21):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
It is true. That's true.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
She just doesn't like she just that's a middle name.
She goes by a middle name instead.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, Tony, Tony, I so sorry, but thank you for playing,
and you've got the MJ music we had Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That's always cause for celebration. Thank you very much that
you were Michael, Tony. I can't tell I.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Okay, Tony, Thanks Tony, carry on mate.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
This is jam Nation with Brendon Jonesy Jones and Amanda Keller.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I think the younger generation miss out by not having
photo albums because all your photos are on your phone.
How often do you look through them? How often do
you do you categorize them and look back at the
I know your phone often throws up memories for you.
It's not the same as having one of those old
spiral photo albums.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Do you find though photo albums? Do you know where
all your photo albums are?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Not?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Really, I'm a very bad archivist of my own life.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I know where some are, and I know if I
open then there'll be bugcasings and yes, pictures from a
thousand years ago.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, that's right. Why you took pictures of all those bugcasings.
I don't know. And it used to have that film
over the top that by now isn't sticking anything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
But having said that, and we've been talking a lot
about this because the Morrison Scott and Jenny Morrison had
a photo album.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
They were by mistake some stuff to goodwill.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
It's ended up in an opshop news and we're doing
our darndas to get that photo album back Morrison.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I saw this story just this week on Socials. An
engaged couple were looking through old photos to put together
a slideshow for their wedding. The woman pulled out a
picture of herself at Disney World and put it aside.
Her fiance looked at it and he was shocked because
in the background, he's in that same photo his father
is pushing him in a stroller.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What are the chances give me a look at that photo?

Speaker 2 (42:07):
So they say, not only did they discover they've been
in the same place at the same time children, someone
had snapped a picture with both of them.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Me, okay, so the circle bits that circled at the front,
and that's.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Her and he's he's he's in a stroller. He does
look like unless it's the father who's the husband, And
that's not as charming.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I think it's probably like he's probably two years younger.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
And the mascot there looks like Fred Flint.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You know what that is.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That's it's a big Dwarf.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
It's one of the Dwarfs seven Whites.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's what Trump insists they're called now seven it's called
White and the seven Dwarfs. But it's a real sized
it's a big dwarf. It's like having a real tree
player bond side.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
What a bummer if you're a dwarf?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Well, how many gigs do you get? They've taken it.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I know, I blame the whole diversity employment.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Situation, whatever that is any way, But what a weird
coincidence that she's looking at here I am at Disney
World and he goes, wow, there I am too, in
the same photo taken by a third part.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
The tribal drum drum is going, So it's not extreme coincidence.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
What are the chance.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Tales of the family album, the tales of the photo album?
You know, when Harley and I first got together, they
were the days where you take your photos to the
chemist to have them developed. Yeah, no, it's not a
salacious story. Brendan. The first weekend, the first within the
first few weeks 's been together, he said, let's go
to the Blue Mountains. We had like a dirty weekend

(43:37):
away together.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
How dirty?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
So well, it was so early in the relationship that
he left the room to go to the toilet. You know,
when you're that early in your relationship.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I happy you didn't go to the toilet in your room.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
No, you know what I mean. If you had to
go to the loo, now who cares. But then I'll
use the facilities in the foyer.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I had to deal with stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, you're very comfortable about the stuff. That's how early
are the relationship.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
It was, you've got a doney in the middle of
your landrom.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Now I sit on a commode to watch television. Anyway,
we went, he said, I know a really great spot.
So we went to the waterfall and had we put
the self timer on the little camera took a photo
of the two of us. A couple of months later,
an ex girlfriend was going back overseas and she came
to collect a box of her things. I'm going through

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the box exact same place. In a photo album her
with her arm around him in exactly the same location.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, he knows, Harley knows that dividen. You know the waterfall.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
You'll get one and you can use your own facilities
while you're at it.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
And that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Tales of the Photo Album podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
The tribal drum is beating Tales of the Family Photo Album.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Tom, you were just saying that there was a disaster
with your family photo.

Speaker 13 (44:59):
My mum always tells me that she accidentally deleted all
the photos on my second birthday.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
So she goes, oh, I was a big jumping castle
on a cake.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, let's face it, she forgot there were no photo.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
There was no photo. I know that she's lying to.
People are calling in. Nikola is one of those.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Hello Nikola, Nikola, Hello James and Amanda, good morning. Always
love your show.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Well, thank you, Nicola. You were going off to see
Michael Jackson the very not not to see Michael Jackson.
That's tricky. Michael Jackson the musical, MJA the musical, the
opening night in Sydney.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
I'm there, thank you very much. That's great. So now
this is an interesting story about music. So picture this
back at the dy Hotel in the glider room in
the nineteen eighty maybe nineteen eighty one. There's a band
playing called the Neon Spies, which was organized by my cousin.

Speaker 14 (45:47):
Who in that day was a music promoter, so he
organized the gig. Many years later, he who I've had
have recently met and my now husband and I were
looking at a photograph of this occasion, and in the
crowd is my current husband. So this is from nineteen

(46:09):
eighty wow.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
And we were looking at the photograph in what last
year or something?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Okay, So you and your cousin are looking at this photo.
My husband, he goes and there's me, there's me.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
That's it exactly, him and his friends in the crowd
watching And it was back in the eighties for my
cousin that organized the gig, and now my current husband
in that photograph.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yeah, that is a great story and a great comprehension test.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Does your husband get anxious when you call him your
current husband?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
My first husband, your husband? Thank you, Thank you. Nicola Nicholas.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
This is what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Resident and Elevanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Let's start wearing lipsticks fantastic from a bygone era. The
photo album.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yes, we are trying to return ex Prime Minister's photo
album to him. He by mistake dropped it off with
a whole lot of other stuff to a Salvo's and
he's trying to get it back from the person who
has purchased it. Well, we're trying to help in that process.
But the photo album is a thing of the past.
It's so nostalgic to think of it with the did
you as have a ring binder downside?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, the clear plastic.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
And the clear plastic that starts to not stick after
a while.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Your one documented the sure Thing Waterfall.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Well photo Harley took of me when we went to
the Blue Mountains. He said, I know this great place.
I went through another photo album. There's a bit of
him with his ex girlfriend in exactly the same place.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
That's why it's called the sure Thing Waterfall.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Hello Ashley, Hi, how are you very well? Thank you?
Tales of the photo album? What have you got for us?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
So?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
I'm one of three girls, being the youngest. I was
looking at some family photos with my mum. Baby photos
come up. There's three of us in a line individually
taken I look at mine and I flip it over
and it has my sister's name. She just pretty much
copied and pasted my sister.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
The third child. Oh wow, it's same with us at home.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I got to board pictures of Morgan, pictures of Rhymany
and then Dominic's just an ultrasound picture.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
He's never how he and his driver's Oh thank you, Ashley.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Lisa's joined us.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Hello Lisa. What was what happened in the album?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (48:26):
How are you right? Well, when I was a very
little girl, maybe three years old, I thought the photographs
would make excellent ice skates, So I removed all the
photographs from all the photo albums and used them.

Speaker 15 (48:38):
As ice skates photos, so they were nice and slippery
face Dan strapped.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Dated and destroyed them, destroyed every single one, and then
took all my dad LP records and did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Oh you're an a of a kid three But yet still.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
We had relatives who stopped in to visit us years
ago when I was a little kid, and they'd been
around Australia, and all the all the undeveloped photographs from
these little you know, the film canisters, and I can
picture my I can see my hands doing it. I
just unspilled all of them. Well, they had a chance
to ev.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
You're an a whole kid too, probably with you kids, Lisa,
do you ice skate these days?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Just out of curious My daughter does, okay, and she
actually uses ice skate. What a creep. Thank you, Lisa.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Linda has joined us by Linda tell us what happened
with the photo album?

Speaker 15 (49:38):
So in the early nineties when you had photos, my
husband traveled around Africa on a tour and he met
a really nice couple from England and they decided to
come out to Sydney to visit us, probably mid late nineties,
and they came to a party that we went to
and we took photos. And then sometime my sister and
I were going through the album and she dis pointed

(49:59):
out and went, oh my god, that's dumb and Dumber
from India. I traveled around India with them, and she
nicknamed the dumb and Dumber. I don't know why, but
the same couple travel with my husband and then again
with my sister many years later in two different countries.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Wow, that is extraordinary. Wow, Wow, that is that is
the extraordinary. Pretty weird. It is pretty weird and.

Speaker 15 (50:25):
Looking through a photo album.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Flicking through the album, the good old photos.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
It was funny, dumb and dummer.

Speaker 15 (50:32):
Yeah, no term of endearment.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
That's what you explained to them.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Extraordinary. Thank you, Linda, Linda, well done, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Jones Podcast one point seven Hello there, it's Jonesy and
Amanda where these shows started out this morning. We're just
trying to help a little old ex prime minister reunite
him with his photo album.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's all we tried to do.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
That's what we've tried to do. We've got control involved,
we've got fingers in a million pies and we have a.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Big fish to fry.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Tell me, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Got to a solid for sco Ma.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
You know how he's a photo album and in a
Rockdale op shop.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
We spoke about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Well, he sent me a text yesterday and I feel
sorry for him. It was mistakenly handed over to good Will.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
So it wasn't like Schoma was just getting rid of
his stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
That's a personal possession, right, So he said he wants
it back.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Angel actually ask for it back.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
But he sent me a text about it and I.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
Said, well, you know, we can use the power of
our radio station for good and not what you usually
do and gets Schimo's photo album back and we've pulled
out all stops, which.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Means we've spoken to general our digital person digital JENNI, so.

Speaker 12 (51:47):
I contacted the TikToker okay, and the TikToker didn't buy
the album, right, but she knows who did buy the album.
She met the guy who bought it at the Salvos
and must have filmed it there and they exchanged numbers,
So something's going on there.

Speaker 9 (52:05):
WHOA Yeah, I know, and that I contacted the TikToker.

Speaker 12 (52:10):
And she gladly gave me the number of.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
The guy who did show.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
So when did we get it back?

Speaker 12 (52:15):
First of all, I said, hey, Matt, that's his name,
Thanks for your time. Are you open to giving the
book back? And what will it take to hand it over?
So he responded, probably wouldn't give it back.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
I've bought it fair and.

Speaker 13 (52:27):
Square, great book for the coffee table.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Keeping Scomo's private album. Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I think I would.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
I think he should, but I'd be hoping that I'd
be offered to money, absolutely not something more important than others.
And it definitely finders keep it.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
If you find something like it, I peril should.

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Give it back.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
Why would you find photos somebody else's private moment on
your coffee table. Yeah, I've given back, but I'd probably
want something in return. He definitely should hand it back.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Personal stuff should be handed back, particularly if it.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Was donated by accident.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I thought maybe a plea from the man himself.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Schomo did Scott and no reply.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
He's ghosted you.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
You know what I like when people ghost me, Because
when people ghost me, that's it.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
I know it's done.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
You said you started the whole show by saying he's
asked us to do him a solid, and now he's
ghosted you.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
If you ghost me, that's it. You're dead to me.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I've been warned.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
But Schomo hasn't ghosted me because you know why why,
I've got his wife on the phone holding a hostages.

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Sound like a hostage situation if you don't text me
Jenny Morris and it's with us.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Hello, Jenny, Hello, Jenny Hello. We're very well and we're
trying to do our best to get the album back.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
So Scott's is.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
There a reason why Scott is ghosting Brendan's So.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
He's totally reasonable, totally reason.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Now, Jenny, you also have a stake in these photos.
You know this is part of your life too, Yes.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
As part of my life too. Embarrassing rely so with
my wonderful hair in those pictures. But you know it's
got hair in those photos. So we need the photos
back so we can actually you know, remember those days.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
You know, if it is Matt that has.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
It, Matt, I'd really really really love to get it back.
If you would mind passing it back to us, that
would be unreal. I'd really appreciate it if we could
get it back.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
There it is. That's where it stands.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
We are not stopping here. We are going to be
pursuing in the nicest way. It's happening now, asking Matt
to hand it over and we'll keep you in form.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Is the thing, Mate, you got ten minutes. I just said,
we're all threatening him ten minutes and.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Then we release all the pictures we have of you there. No,
we're not threatening him in any way. He's university student.
He may have gone back to bed. We will do
our best to reunite this photo album with the Morrison family.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Nine minutes.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Brendan Jonesy Jones.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Kill us.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
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for our favorite goolie of the year. What have we got?

Speaker 8 (55:15):
What really gets my goolies is the reorganization of the supermarket.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I just went into Woolworths and I'm trying to find
the salami with the crackers.

Speaker 15 (55:23):
So I go to the cheese isle and there's no
salami and crackers there.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I go to the salami isle and there's no salami
and crackers and cheese there. Finally, I went back to
the front of the store where there's drinks, cold drinks,
and all of them are there.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Why are they there?

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Who goes to the snack food with the drinks near
the front?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It gets my gullies. So what they do, it'd be
some psychology involvement. Why they want you out in the front.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
They go to audi and you go to the salami
isle and you end up buying snow gear.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, it looked really weird on the slopes that year.
What else have we got?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:54):
What gets my ghoulies today is with interest rate cut yesterday,
four major banks really quick to pass it on my bank. No,
my bank decided to put a statement on their website
that says they need to review what it means for
their customers. What do you mean, what does it mean
for your customers? The whole of Australia knew that rate
was coming. You think they've done the modeling by now
they don't need to review what it means for their

(56:15):
customers when it goes the other way.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, that is an excellent my bank.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I'll shout out to Common if they were straight on it.
Big ones about your own? Your one was.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay, I'm with Westpac yep. That's fascinating one.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Of those little small banks.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah. Wow, put some pressure on them with.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
The badding with the good.

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Speaker 3 (56:59):
There is done TikTok a Matt, that's hanging on to
Scomo's photo album more or Less Holy It hostage.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
That's not what we're going with today. During our game
of Magnificent seven, we asked the question, what song has
this famous rift?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Rift?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Not rift? You and I have a famous rift. Well,
let's just have a listen to this. Tanya from Georgia's
Hall was very early in the morning. Not only did
you get the song wrong, she got the song wrong
that she thought it was. What's the song?

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Tanneer, Oh, smoke over the water.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
And fire up in the sky?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Gone? That's enough? Well, what a show. We are still
on the case to return that it's not done. We
are still pressuring, I mean chatting nicely to Matt. We
will see what we can do. Not over brandan.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Goal's needy or gritty is now are coming up next
with Ugly Phil will be back for jam Nation from
six to.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I see you then, good day to you.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Hood bite, good bite, wipe the two baby, you're right.

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