FULL SHOW: Tales Of The House Party

Amanda's son Jack left quite the mess at her house after a weekend house party, so it's only natural that we asked you for your tales of the house party!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it's time for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Demander doing his best mesh rolling voice, and you're drinking
a cup of soup.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'm just sipping on a cup of soup. And speaking
of cups, one of the things we discussed on the
show today is that my son and a few of
his friends went to our holiday house for just a
matship weekend. A couple of guys that were going to
go fishing listen to.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Some music Matship weekend, would you?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
They had a keg. Yeah, so piss up all of that,
and I accepted that that's what it was going to be.
Jack said, Oh, I left it fine, spotless, spotless until
I asked for all the towels had gone, and the
cleaner said, well, the towels were so badly smeared that
some will probably have to be destroyed and replaced, destroyed
and replaced. There was bait. There was fish left everywhere,

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including a live fish in a cup. And also there
was a key that the keg had snapped off in
the doorway as they were trying to move the keg in.
And I'd like to.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
See Jack's definition of spot Well.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
That could be it. That could be it. So the
tribal drum is beating four tales of the house Party.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Australian Idol is back on the telly. I always like
when we get Kyle Sandler's on the show. You know,
he's our competition. I understand that, but I have worked
with him.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
For a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Anyways, makes me laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
He'll be joining us in this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I thought the pub test was really interesting. Today we're
talking about married at first sight. One of the grooms
is polite during his wedding ceremony, then afterwards says off camera,
says to a producer, not knowing you still might that
that's not what I said I'd liked. I'm like a
different type of woman and I don't want to be here,
And everyone says, isn't he a bastard? And then her

(01:32):
thing was where she'd told the producers her big fear
was rejection. So they're both being set up to fail.
He looks like a bastard and she's heartbroken. But are
you allowed to have a type? We all in real
life do have a time. We do attracted to some
people are not others. But when you go on a
show like Maps, is it okay to complain when they're
not your time.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Kinder going on a roller coaster. Once you gets trapped in,
once the intended has walked away, you can't get off
the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You will You're in.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're in. But there are human beings involved. Even though
it's a dumb TV show, there are human beings involved.
How do you feel about complaining about the person that
you put with.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We'll put that to the pop test and we'll check
out your ghoulies as well in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Mistress Amanda and MS Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Friend making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
A legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Congratulations many right now.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
J Amanda, you're doing a great.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Job YOURSELFE.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Good radio.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Sorry but it's a twist set Amanda. We're on the air.
The top of the money to you.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Amanda.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, I've just heard the news that none of the
toilets in the building of Flushing.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
None of them.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did you have an incident?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Meg the Meglodon? Was she done downstairs? Downstairs? She had
an incident downstairs.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
She went for a private moment downstairs.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So the toilet downstairs isn't flushing.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
But apparently none in the building. And tom if you
had an incident, new boy, tom My.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Toilet, Sorry, you're your toilet the toilet I used.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You don't have a private toilet toilet while the disabled
one I like to use that.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, my one flashed about seventy five percent
of the way.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It almost got there.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You know, I would say, because I'm an expert on this,
I used to make the pumps that pump the water
up into buildings like this many years ago, and I
would say.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Our pump, our water pump is busted. Album.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I could have said that.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You remember yesterday we're talking to because they're working on
the waste water in the building. And remember that it's
smelt like nobody's business. It smelled like everybody's business, the
gray water.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
So this is there.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So you do think the connection of them working on
it has led to this.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
What do we do? What if anyone would have to
go on to number two roster and go to.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
SERVI, what are you going to do? You got you
got your seven o'clock at coming up.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I know that is not true, Brendan, that's not true.
When Tom's wrecked it for everyone in there a special
toilet we all use.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh, dear, dear, that's a situation, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's a situation.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Don't have your porridge today, or have something that clogs
you up.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You want something that's a bit binding.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Boiled egg?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Would that do the You're forbidden to eat that here?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
That's bind you up, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
The eggs bind you up?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I think they do. I think they're binding.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, or just back off any sort of high fibery meals.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Everyone put down the fiber.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No baked beans or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
No gum up your works.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, a new building. Come on, what's going on? Come on?
This is not what I expected in the Year of
the Snake.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
So this will well, this will be like when you
hear the message come and the lights flash. Evacuate, evacuate, No, don't.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, because it's a Chinese.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
New Year, I'm trying to make a pood joke.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm moving on.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I know, Okay, great Year of the Snake?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Are you what are you?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm a tiger?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Really, that's what the word is I'm a rat.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
That's what the word is. What toorn can't flush? But
he's an ox. If you're a year of the snake,
this is a good year for you.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Wisdom, transformation and introspection. People born in the year of
the snake, I believe to be intuitive, strategic, and intelligent.
It's associated with personal growth and renewal. As a shake
a snake sheds its skin, I also find you curled
up in a barn somewhere or in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
What's a rat?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Tom quick witted, exhaustful, versatile and kine.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's me rat kine yep.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
What about a tiger?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I A brave, confident, competitive and unpredictable.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
And what about an ox?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Diligent, dependable, strong and determined.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sounds like us.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Sounds like it leaves a bit of you behind wherever
you go?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
There you go. Well, these are the things we are
on an action pack show.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
We don't have time to stay here and talk here.
We've got to get a plumber on board.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
We're going to get some stuff happening.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Kyle Sandlers is going to be joining us on the
show today because Australian.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Idol is back on the Telly. Yeah, and we have
an annual chat with the big Fellow.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I always like to see him because it's upstairs. He'll
be joining us. Also, Instagram makes its return, and we
can't do anything until we do.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
The magnificence seven.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Question wants a bit of bleak. What do you call
someone who drives a taxi? Brendan? You're not allowed to
answer because it's usually a swear word.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Ray Hadley generation, we have for you The Magnificent seven
are seven questions?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Can you go the way and answer our seven questions correctly?
If you that?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
A man will say, it's a frisson of anxiety. A
mingst our team right now, bigs clogged up something downstairs.
Tom's clogged up something up here. The toilets aren't flushing
in the building. What do we do?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
What do we do? It's a pickle.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's a pickle.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
A lot of pressure on the post office down the raid.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
You can't they don't have a public toilet.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think they do. And that post office is down there,
down from us. I think so. I was in there
over the holidays, joined some business, not bus business, other business.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Do you remember? There's a cafe not far from here?
And when you and I first went there, I said,
I'll just go to the loo, remember this number one,
but there was They said, yes, it's just around the
corner silver door. So there was a silver and they
sort of pointed as if it was in the distance.
There's a silver door right next to the caf to
where we were sitting. I thought, well, that can't be it,
because they were pointing over the other side. So I

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wandered over to the other side, and the inside lining
of this big wide door was silver. I thought they
must mean this, And I was wandering around inside the
bowls of the sort of the the foundations of the building.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Though.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
If that closers, yep, I will die in here and
no one will know where I am or why I
came in here.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
So those people that get trapped inside a lift shark, yeah,
or the emergency.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Stairs, yeah, so that's quite a scary experience.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, but that's you and is.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Me that makes it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It makes sense.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Actually, the minute someone said, wiz a man, she's probably
lost in the that's the first place you'd look.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
One day, I looked down and you're just driving across
the top of.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
The Harbor Bridge, like mister Magoo, just driving on top
of the Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hadrid's it? She's a killow.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Adrian, Morning, guys, How are we right?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Can we come to your house if someone needs to
go to the loop?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Certainly ten toilets at work and one day give me
the shot.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Wouldn't it just thing's going to bring it on like that? Adrian?
Question one? What do you call someboney who drives a taxi?
That would be a cabby or a Casi drive?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Which two colors make up the Japanese flag? Adrian Rhythm
white correct?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Question three? What's on the box? The box on? Adrian?
Which TV show has this theme?

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Alauras not the news?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Adrian, No, I've lost me on that one.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Sorry, sorry, Adrian. I wasn't in this age group either.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Do you know how my kids liked it?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
My kids they liked it was it was for them.
We'll hear it again, Tom.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Alora's Australian story.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I think we get the idea. J SH podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
We are into the Magnificent seven. If you'd like to play,
it's as simple as colleagues. On thirteen ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Thirty six, we have to question number three, which is
what's on the box? I'll turn the box on James
is in COLORROI Hello, James, Amanda, James, have a listen
to this, James. You being a session musician and being

(10:26):
called in just to do the James, what's the show?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
It's around the Twitter?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yes it is, mate.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
We're going to get you to do a jingle.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's going to be a kids show. It's going to
be incredible to be played every afternoon.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
We need to do is book.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
The only VID you're doing is that what happened to me?
This is multiple choice? Which of the following foods is
accepted as collateral for a bank loan in Italy? James
A olive oil, B parmesan cheese see.

Speaker 9 (11:02):
NYORKI Oh, parmesan cheese.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Since nineteen fifty three, an Italian bank has accepted parmesan
cheese as a loan collateral. Storing massive wheels in climate
controlled vaults where they agent become more valuable. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You wouldn't want to break into that? Would you hit
a Russell Clark where.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Wallace and grommet to get them out of here?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
True or false?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Scotland's national animal is the Lockness monster.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
False?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
False.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
The national animal is made up as well as a unicorn.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
They're real. They're real.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
In which sport would you aspire to get a baggy
green James?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
In the Austra Test your team, Yes, is wasting your time?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Question number seven Carl Sanderlan's is going to be on
our show today? Is the host of which singing show
Australian idol? You've done it, You've done it, James.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Congratulations to you, James for coming away. Yes, woo hoo.
Or if you want to go from round the Twist,
you can do a bit a double pass to Annie
the Musical coming to Sydney in March, starring Anthony Wallow
and Deborah Deborah Chris.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
This is going to be great. Anthony Wallow, he's got
no hair, so he's got a daddy.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
He's got the no hair's ringing endorsement of that moment,
an incredible voice, He's got the no hair.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
One hundred dollars voucher to Shean Stars aligned with Fashion
Fines and Exclusive Content at Shean and Jonesy Demanda character,
chew Is Feer Colored and Taylor Pens As I say, James,
anything you would like to add to this, Oh.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
That's fantasy, that tick the culture box a bit.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Absolutely good to beginning on James, you're in well done.
You've got the gig contributors round the Twist, Jonesy and
Amanda podcast.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Radio.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Look this building, what's going on? I want to the
loop number one. There's no not a drop of water
to flush the idea. What's going to happen? Because this
is a business that runs on its early morning shows.
This is where it all begins early in the morning.
Unlike some of the other officers in here, and there's
and the toilets aren't flushing. There's a whole lot of

(13:34):
people here doing breakfast radio. Toilets aren't flushing. We don't
have grounds keeper LOOI there's not a person in charge anymore?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Is there water coming out of the tap?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I washed my hands?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Have we got a bucket? Have you got a bucket?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Ask no a beIN mesh right now.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I know what you do. You sill it with water
and you pour it down. I've done, but that will
just do that. But how who's got a bucket?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Who's going to do the thing?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
We're on the radio and there's no facilities managers, Clints,
just no facilities manager, and no one's going to be
here to deal with this until office hours kick in.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Ye done, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
You're going to I'll cover few, or you go to
Crazy Clint and buy a bucket.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
What you're going to do it?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Why are you talking crap?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Look, I could do this. I'm very capable.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Do you want to leave this radio show and go
and do that one?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
When the song comes on? You know you look through
the Gerlmanac.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'll pick through the German let which use in the
girl's toilet?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Did you have a baracca last night?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No? Here we go asparagus? Okay, great, but we're all
going to have to go.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, we're going to have to go eventually. Yes, it
doesn't bother the men here.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, you're okay. Then the Germanac of course, let me
flick through it managed to go with the Loo on
Itay in nineteen eighty seven, Here we Go Midnight or
release their hit Beds Are Burning?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Did you know the band's iconic name came to nothing
but chance came down? They randomly pulled it out of
a hat.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
It used to be called the Farm, did they well?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
They had some other rogue names amongst the possible contenders.
One was the Swampy Moose Sparta television must be watching
all the episodes of Beyond two thousand and said, let's
call ourselves television naturally. The winning name, Midnight Oil, was
inspired by the Jimmy Hendrick song Burning of Midnight Lamp,
and Garrett later jokes, swampy moose, we're very pleased that

(15:30):
that one didn't get up so well. Jonesy runs down
to craye. Be careful, crazy clints to get a bucket
to flush the toilets. Let's listen to beds of Burnie.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Get it on, run, Jonesy run, I will go forest
run gam How you lightman? Now?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
So what did you use?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I used one?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I was bridle water filled containers and has poured it
down the toilet.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It wouldn't fit in the sink properly, so I could
only fill it halfway. And there's no panel. If you've
just joined us. By the way, none of the toilets
of the building of working, and.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
No one cares because no one comes into a nine
o'clock apart from people like us who are here to
do this.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Man has already been to the facility. I went into
your tubicle, poured the water down, pulled the water, but
not enough, so there's a little bit of there's a
little bit of residue there.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well Tom has left a partial number two. Oh okay,
you've got to do his next and Meg downstairs has
left nothing partial.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Well, I don't have enough container.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But that's your next job is to have to go
and do those. So every time one of us does
a wee, you don't have to go in and do that.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Be like Super Mario running about. Ken Kenny, I need
one of those fat boy e scooters.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Have you seen those things? They're in the news lately.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
And I was having a good chat about this over
the holidays. One of my mates he was dead against it,
dead against it, dead against it, and he's got young,
young kids, like young boys. And then at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
They got these e bikes.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I said, I thought you were dead against it and
he said, well no, because these guys get around everywhere
on these things. They can travel to the school training
for Yeah, they're quite handy. But Sydney councils are calling
for a crackdown on e bikes because if you see
them around your area, don't you, and they rip around
the whole place.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
What are the laws on? Like, can you talk me through.
An e bike isn't a motorbike. No, it is a
pedal assist. Pedal assist, that's how it's sit.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So pedal assist you have to start pedaling.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
You start pedaling, and then there's the assist of the
electric motor which propels you along.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
But these and that I.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Think is captive like twenty five miles per hour or something.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Miles pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, So these things can get I've seen them go
at least seventy cases.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
They're not allowed to they're not meant to know.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
That's like I've got a trail bike at home, a
vintage trail bike.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
If I got on that and rode it and got
pulled up by the cops, I would get fined. I
know this because I have.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
So these things can go at seventy but you're not
allowed to you they're supposed to be capped at twenty.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Five yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
And do you ride them you're not allowed to ride
them on the footpath.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, but if you're under sixteen you can.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
And that's where the thing, that's where the outrage lies
for people, because they're all saying, oh, you know, I
almost got right out of by one of these things,
which is fair enough. But having said that, I think
it's a great freedom device for the kids. And if
the kids, and I would say this to the kids,
you get a rule for everyone if you do it recklessly,
because right now the cops dot'm and know how to

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police it.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
They're all on the streets, you know, they're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
But there's a lot of parents like my maid, who
buy these bikes, and then the parents are on a
slave to drop in their kids everywhere.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's like back in our days, we'd walk well no where.
I used to ride my pushbike.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Admittedly it wasn't propelled by any technology, just my legs.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
But you wouldn't ride that on a footpath. I mean,
you wouldn't ride it on a road.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'd ride it on the road on the footpath, I
just and that's how I ride a pushbike. Now I
don't because the problem with this country in its attitudes
to push bikes and motorbikes were a bit sort of
discriminatory towards them. We don't understand them. Motorbikes and pushbikes
are totally different to cars. They're totally different.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
But su're the ones who complains when there are bikelanes installed.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
I love bikelades.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I use them all the time.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
You can plain about push bike lanes.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, I love bikelades, push bi glanes. I put my
motorbike and push bike lanes all the time. When the
traffic's for.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I just ripped through it.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
As a parent, I wouldn't be comfortable if my child
was riding on Choker's Sydney roads.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh yeah, scary. But they've got to have a bit
of road sense about them as well. That's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
But you're right, don't wreck it for everyone by riding
on footcall.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
They're really cool because I'm thinking, you know, I wouldn't
mind getting one. I could put a surfboard rack on
it and I could ride to the beach. That would
be really cool. Because a motorbike costs as much as
a car to register. I got six of them, you know,
they cost a lot.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Could you on a road? Is that a hazard to
have a a surfboard strapped to the side.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
You know you've got these racks, have you seen?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah? But is it legal to have an electric bike
with a surfboard in the traffic?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Okay, it's good.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Isn't that.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Intriguing?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Intrigued?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I just hope everyone's good at it.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Be good at it, that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I was in Bali and Steward in one of the
locals there, and I said, so, how do you guys,
you know, do you have a lot of motorbike access there?
And he has not?

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Not at all.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yes, And he looked at he goes, oh you white people,
Yeah you have.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
He said.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
A friend of mine just came back from Thailand. He
saw four of them in front of him. He rides
a bike, like you, and it's put him off. Put
him off riding a bike.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I ride a bike in Bali've ridden a bike, a
motorbike in city.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Just watched so many terrible, terrible accidents. It's given him
the yips.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I've been riding since I was nineteen. What I'm saying
is you got to build a road sense up. That's all.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Well, you might have road sense, but that's what he saw.
He saw people though in Thailand who've never ridden bikes before,
push you know, motorbikes. They're making their way through the
traffic with no proper road sense. And that's the thing.
You may know what you're doing, it's other people that
don't bang tea bone.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
So I want to see a foot dragger.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You see someone riding a scooter or a motorbike and
they keep their foot down for ages, and know what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You're not going to fall over?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Put that foot up on the peg, you fool.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Jones jam Nations down to the Jonesy no matter around
for the pub test today being upset at who you
get on marretive first site.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
This is fascinating to me. I think people on this
show obviously are just set up to fail. And I
know we talk to the nice experts and say it's
all a love experiment, but I think people are set
up to be sabotaged. We had an example last night.
I didn't even watch it. I've been reading about this morning.
I know you watched it. Katie who's thirty seven, Tim
who's thirty eight, And they get married. They look like

(21:47):
they should be a decent couple. They look like they
look the same, if you know what I mean. And
then as soon as the wedding ceremony is over, Tim,
not knowing he still might takes aside a producer and says, this.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Normally go from just short, fatigue, blonde or brune out
like Katie's Yeah, nothing what normally I'd go for it.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It's disappointing. Yeah, I'm a bit embarrassed like that. I'm
coming in there like I don't want to be here.
That's the fear, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Here's the thing is that she's not felt, he's not felt,
which is why you go, well, maybe they look like
a good match, but he's been set up to look
like a prick by saying she's not my type. Her thing,
the poor woman, her big issue is self confidence and rejection.
So the show has put together a guy who doesn't

(22:37):
want someone who looks like Katie, and Katie doesn't want
to be rejected banging there's your dry And.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's not saying that to Katie either.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
No, that's and that's so people are saying he's gaslighting
her because he said, is everything, how are you going? Everything? Okay?
Because he's not saying this to her face, but she
knows is not interested. He knows is She knows there's
no chemistry. It wouldn't even hug it. And I must
say they're kind of setting her up too. They put
her in thick jacket for a wedding dress.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
She's a looking girl.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He's a lovely looking girl. But what's interesting here is
when you go on this show, you fill out a
big form on who you would like to marry, who
you're attracted to, the kind of people you want to
be with, and obviously they put you with somebody else.
So do you have the right to not be happy
you're on a TV show? You know you're at the

(23:24):
wom of producers. But if they say it's a social experiment,
is it fair enough for you to say, sorry, I
have a type and that's not it.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Remember years ago, I was working as a spooker at
a hardware store and this girl who I kind of
liked came up and she was kind.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Of cute and she's funny. She said, are you single?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
And I said, and I said, well, it depends, and
she has and I said, what she said, my friend
over there really likes you. And I looked around the
corner and I says, big fat girl who I didn't
like at all.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And I said, well, I know, I'm actually I am
seeing someone at the moment.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
It's just the early day.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
See. The thing is, you're allowed to have a type.
You are, but guys look.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Mean, but you go on a show like that, You've
got to get what you get.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Do you have to get it? Is fair that you
get what you get? Is it fair to not be
happy because he's being made to look like a prick
and she gets rejected, so she's all upset and therefore
you have your drama. But is it okay that she's
not his type?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
What do you think? Thirteen ninety seven thirty six is
our number?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Phrasing it like this, being upset at who you get
on maps past the pub says a pub test a
Christmas present. Don't get upset, you get what you get.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Damnation Brundon and le Bounder, and you're on the same show.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Let's start wearing lipsticks.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
It is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well, I've got some good news vis vi our broken
toilet situation at the radio station.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Before you give me the good news, I'll just give
everyone the background to what's happened. The toilets aren't flushing
down issue. It's a pump issue. A couple of people
have done some big thing that haven't gone anywhere. I
did a number one. I'm risking, I'm tempting fate by
having a cup of chi that someone brought me.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yep, I've sort of your number one out by the way,
by filling out one of those britted water filters with
water and I put it into the toilet pan, and
you don't have to worry your passage has been taken away.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
What about the number twos that have been left by out.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I can't deal with that. I've got to do this
radio show. There's a lot of stuff going and I've
got good news.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Good?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Good news?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Tell me the urinals in the men's are working because
in non flush urinals.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
So good news.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Okay, So should the girls go in there and squat.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
If they would like to do that, they can. I'm
sure you've gotten to worse toilet you've been to China.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
That's true, It is very true. Well, I am tempting fate.
I'm having a coffee or a cup of tea here, yep,
and look downstairs. The coffee the coffee shop has given
us some fortune cookies. I'm adults.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Is what's it called?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Is a coffee shop? Yeahay?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Cafe where they sell coffees?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Do?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Was China?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Chinese New Year Today it's the start of the Year
of the Snake. Let's open our fortune cookie.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sure, don't worry, be happy, says mine.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Don't forget to take a look around you. Someone can't flush.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Don't worry, be happy because the men's urinals are working.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Remembers people used to say, you read this out and
you put in bed behind next to it. Don't forget
to take a look around you in bed. You never
know who'll be there. What's yours?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Don't worry, be happy in bed, Well words spoken all
the ladies.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Good luck, we're all going to be sharing one toilet
and Jones you will come in every news break.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
And flush it. Men, relax, the urinals are working.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Do a pooh in there.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's eleven past seven.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
The pup test is coming up next. Marrit At first
Sight last night.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Being upset at who you get on mass Does that
pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (26:50):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
When I wanted to get right now crazy go to
your windows, stick your head.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
On a yell down to the Jonesy demand around so
to the pub test?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Being upset at who you get on Marritive first Sight?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Last night there was Katie and Tim who got married.
He smiles through all of the ceremony, then he talks
to the takes a producer aside off camera, not realizing
he's still mic, and he says this.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I normally go from just short, fatigue, blonde or brune
out like Kay's yeah, nothing what normally i'd go for.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's disappointing. Yeah, I'm a bit embarrassed like that. I'm
coming in there like I don't want to be here.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
So he's dictated to the show what he normally finds attractive.
Katie has said that she has a trouble has trouble
with confidence and fears rejection, so they've been set up
to fail. He's not going to want her, She's going
to feel rejected. The show gets its fireworks. He is
painted as a prick and she is desperately unhappy, and

(28:06):
the show gets, as I said, what it needs. Having
said that he's not an appealing character, but is he
allowed to have an opinion on who she is? He says,
this is what I'd like when I come on the show.
He should have watched the show enough to know that
they're going to play with that. But does he have
the right to say, sorry, everyone, I'm just not attracted

(28:28):
to her.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I like it to getting on a rollercoaster and you
get strapped in and the things starts, and the thing
starts to take off.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's it. You can't say stop the ride. Once you're
on the ride, you got.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
To go yeah, But how do you fake being on
that ride?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Well, he could because he doesn't have to do anything
he doesn't want to do, but he would have to
go along with her and go, yeah, I've got it.
But now have you noticed they're putting this? He didn't
expect that to be an aired. He didn't expect that
conversation with the producer what we had just heard it?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Did she know? He doesn't know, so she knows what
he's saying to her, you know, but she knows he's
not interested.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
She understand that.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, that's she probably saw it last night on TV
like everyone else. But she would feel his rejection because
they slept in separate bedrooms. Didn't even want to hug her.
She said, this is awkward. So being upset at who
you get on maths? Does this past the pub test?

Speaker 9 (29:21):
I don't think he is right.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
He went on a show knowing that I was just
going to give him.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
Whoever gave.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
What you get what you deserve.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
Yeah, it was horrible. I watched it last night.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
It was he was an absolute.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Prick of a man.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
So, yeah, you can be up six, you've got to
show your true feelings.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Josie Mass is such a load of craft, to be honest.

Speaker 13 (29:45):
I'm reading a book at the moment by Joshua Fot
and he openly admits that he's in the background advising.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
These people on how to get it because that's all
these people want.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Disgusting, and Amanda's wrong. I'm sorry she gets wrong.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
They have a type, but that's not the table.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
But if that was the case, I'm sure she didn't
pick somebody like him.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Well, and josh Fox has written that book.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
He does the Instagram page math's funny, so he goes
along side Well.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I think that's that's what's interesting about this. Everyone knows
it's manipulated, but there are still human beings in the
middle of it. And I feel sorry for Katie that
she's been set up to be rejected.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, if you want a media career, you'd probably go
and married at first site.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's what you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
But some people might go on it for to shake
up their lives a bit, and maybe I'll find love
not everyone is on there to be an influencer. Yes,
a lot of them are.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Caveat M tour them.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
He's hot.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
That's Latin. Let the buyer beware.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Gold by one point seven with farnum thirteen ninety seven
thirty six is outvode number. I'm just getting into that
now because you know how we changed over.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
From the old number. We haven't changed over the number.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
But the number is still the same, but we don't
say it the same.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I'm just getting the DJ padder happening in a city,
the basic, the rock city that never sleep.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Can you can drop that? I just like to get
twenty years is enough.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I just have you listen to other radio stations. No
one else does what we do.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Like you stand to other and listen to the radio.
STA's like standing next to a band saw It's.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Good, bro.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
There was a lot of football ers and others.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
That's what I mean. It's like a broken nose convention.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
With this, we're a broken heart convention, broken toilet convention.
If he's just joined us, the building has no flushable toilets, well.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Good news. The men's urinals are working because there's no
flush urine.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Great why don't we all just go in there.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
But I'll be your wing guy on this. When you
go into the loop, I'll go in with the bucket
of water.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know, we're friends. I don't want to be this close.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
To I'm happy to do it.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
You know, it's not this is like we're camping together
and you're digging a hole. Anyway, let's move on to
something charm.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Come on, man, and we're going camping with.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Australian of the Year was announced of course over the
Australia Day Long weekend. A wonderful choice, Nil Danaher. He
has raised over one hundred million dollars for motor neur
Own Disease EXAFL. Great and now this incredible campaigner for
Modern Your Own Disease, which he has A Senior Australian
of the Year. I saw a story on this wonderful man.
Brother Thomas Oliver Pickett a Senior Australian of the Year.

(32:20):
He has designed wheelchairs that are adjustable as the child
grows and more than sixty thousand of these custom built wheelchairs,
built in New South Wales have been gifted to children
in eighty countries around the world. We've had a young
Australian of the Year a scientist, doctor Katrina Ruck. She
is Indigenous and she is working on new materials and
sustainable methods to address contaminants in water, hoping that this

(32:43):
will help indigenous communities. And the Australia's Local Hero for
twenty twenty five Vanessa Brettel and Hannah Costello. They've got
a business cafe called stepping Stone, a gateway for women
from migrant and refugee backgrounds to get a job who
would otherwise not be employed. But did you know there's
also an Australian Dog of the Year. Hasn't gone to

(33:05):
my dog funnily enough, which may I say, did a
dreadful pooh on the carpet yesterday because a certain one
of our producers fed my dog cheese and biscuits nauseum
when we're away on the weekend. The dog's guts finally
gave up. Well. The Australian of the Year dog is
a dog caught El who's a deaf rescue dog who

(33:26):
uses sign language to support anxious children in the classroom.
When I first read this, I thought, how does a
dog do sign language? What happens is the children are
taught to do signs for the dog, and the dog
will respond to them when it sees the signs. And
so the kids use this as a kind of as
therapy but also as a reward for doing well in

(33:47):
the classroom. They get to play with the dog and
practice their sign language, etc. Practice the signs that the
dog knows. So this is a dog that's helping children
navigate anxiety, tough days and behavioral challenges they have school.
So this fabulous deaf dog is a therapy dog.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's a great dog.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Great dog.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
What if it starts to lick itself in the classroom,
what sort of messages it?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Well, you got expelled? What sort of message is that?
Who says that? Who looks at it in therapy dog
and says what sort of message is that? That licks itself?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Didn't need it?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Didn't need a date for the school formal?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Eily, did you gem Nation? Big finish gold one on
one point seven? Hello, it's Jonesy Demanda.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Speaking of a big finish, got big news. Toilets are
flushing until all the girls out here who are working
in our with our producers, the toilets are flushing. None
of them have gone to the lou They've been terrified
the toilets didn't flush this morning. Finally they're working. Yeah,
I'd had about ten cups of tea, so I just
had to go.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I was happy to help out with Wait, too, little
two can now in my jury rigged flushing system. You know,
because I'm an expert in this. I did work in
the sewers. I'm very aware of plumbing.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh well, yes, we're all aware of stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, but I know how it all works.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Well, you haven't ventured him to clean up what Tom
did or Megan downstairs?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, I don't have a big enough joke.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Look, there's been some unusual claims about Jackie Chan. We
all know who Jackie Chan.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Love Jackie Chan. He is.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
How many movies has he been in? About one hundred
and fifty eight million? I would say, dutchman and actor director.
I have never seen a Jackie Chan.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh come on, would you see Russia?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, I'm sure it was. But you know he grew
up in Canberra. His parents live in Canberra very night.
Yeah you know everything.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Everyone knows that.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, did he grow up in the sewers alongside you?
Like Ninja Turtles Brandon.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I know that Jackie's got twelve musical albums.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yes, I know. He's a man of many talents. So
he was at the Australian Open, the tennis in Melbourne,
and what people have noticed is when he shook a
player's hand, he met a lot of the big players.
They went on to lose. Anna Seblenska excuse me if
I've mispronounced it sounds right. She had photos with him before.

(36:07):
Not long before her big Finals match. She lost in
a shock finish to Madison Keys, which saw Madison get
her first Grand Slam Grand Slam Singles title ever. Big
shock loss. He was seeing shaking the hand, shaking the
hand of Alexander Zverev. Went on to lose the final
against Skinner. He was seen shaking the hand of Yelena

(36:29):
Ostapenkio not long after she lost her doubles match. Wow, creepy,
isn't it? So apparently people, it's known in Asia that
he has a reputation of being the kiss of death
when it comes to who and what he supports or endorses.
Fascinating him, don't let him need the cricket team.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
A keep away from our cricket team.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, because his musical career I.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Said, I don't know much about it.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Twelve albums, including the best of Jackie Chan.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
If I play the fairy Man, I think he should.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Be his own hand.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Gives as our music career. Good on you, Jackie, just
stay the hell away.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't know will see him on Australian Idol, but
you know who we will see kill me?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Kyle Sandlan's joining us next jams.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
No, we might work in the same building, but we
don't always get the chance to chat to our mates
Kyl and Jackie. Oh but with a straight and idol
back on the screen this weekend. A great excuse to
have Kyle here in the studio and hello.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
And not a good enough excuse to have Jackie with me?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, why wouldn't she be with you? I know she's
not on the show.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's like you two do people see you by yourself
Amanda and go, oh, where's Jonesy? All the time they
people say to me, there's Kyle and Jackie and I
say no, no, I'm just Kyle, Like like Mark and Rosso.
I didn't know who either of those were for about twelve.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Years, American.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I thought it was the one person.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Do you remember when you were feuding with Molly Meldrin
all those years.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yes, and he called you Kylie.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh, that's right. He didn't know who he hated either.
We didn't know he was demented back then, well until
recently we found out his mentor. Hello, Molly, if you're
welcome of demented idol is back. Yeah. I've got a
I've got a bug bear about Instagram. And it's not
just because I'm older and I don't understand the dancing routines.

(38:28):
Terrible dancers, by the way, there's no straight arms, there's
no proper choreography. That's another story. Instagram has told everyone
who's deluded before they get to me. You're deluded, You're
no good at singing, and all of the goons have
dried up, you know, the gooney ones. Well, you think,
why would that kid ever show up and sing in

(38:50):
front of judging?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Where does the she Bang's kid go? Remember that kid?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I was an American idol? Yeah? Well what about Markel?
And I'm not Simon Cowell?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Right, Mark Holten's beat boxes? Where did they go?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
He's still beat boxing that kid. You can only earn
say much to like that only gets you so far
in life.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, last year Dylan Wright. You know my cousin, you
know he won he related to you. Well, he's my
wife's second cousin once removed.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
She could have married.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Him easy in part of Australia.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
That kid can't walk the streets now, you know. I
love when you come down. I wish we could hang
out more. I know we don't you know, but we're opposition. Kyle,
It's always great to talk to you. Say hi to
Marsha and am the.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
End of it?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, it's ended a long time.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Is there anything you want to like to add?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Is there anything that well, when you put it like that, no,
I suppose it has ended. There isn't anything I'd like
to add.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
That's how we wrap up all our interviews.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Assembly.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well, you could say something, because then we'll get written
by by the Daily Mail or something like, oh, oh,
you know, I do the laundry, do my plate.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
I can't stand the wife doing it, and I can't
stand my housekeeper doing it because she's from a country
that they put everything in at the same time, white towels,
black shirts. It's too hard to have all the piles
of the whites, the colors, the black.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
You're in a segregation I'm totally in a segregation.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
In the laundry, in the laundry, only in the laundry.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's something I've known you, how I've known you since
nineteen ninety What is and I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I'm a laundry freak. No one's allowed to touch the laundry,
only me.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Do you rinse things in the bucket?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
No? No, no, no no, I don't do that. I've
used the the what's that themov?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah, they're just on the pink stuff? What's that gear called?
It's sad, isn't it? Sad is what mummy used to
beat the clothes against rocks with back in the day,
wasn't it? This is really sad, wonder soul, that's.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Very you can still get that.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I know it's good for women to wash their makeup brush?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
What about? What about? What about nappy sad? Remember Jane's
the one the pink stuff nap.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
And he used to do the nappy stand doorstop challenge, Right,
you knock on your.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Door, humiliate you about yours?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
What stains have you got? I wouldn't want to come
to my jo.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Ce track full of that sad stuff. Okay, I'm going
to go Idol one. It's very diverse this year because
Marsh is there.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
That's diversity, not segregating anyone on the Idol panel.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Enough of segregate, enough of that, Come on, we need
to get on.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Have you seen Marsh slinging the mood around, doing the
doing the grease, lightning or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
It is.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
On the poster.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
And Patty is slinging it up there, They're all going,
what a great show. She's Geese.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I've heard of it, you know, I do know it.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
She swim by me. Yeah, I always found that in
the press.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's very sexual.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
It's there's sea damp well she got that.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I've never liked the morality of it that she got
a makeover into a hot scrap well.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
That happened upstairs with me and Jackie last year. She
was a nutcase. She's come back like Pinky Tuscadero this year,
smoking cigarettes and having sex with boys, And I was like,
who am I working with this on this?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You can always come down to hang with us. You're
the same network. Will you just be kiss gold? That
could be a thing.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Kiss Gold?

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
That sounds like something you'd get if you visited Bangkok.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Get out of Here.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Australian Idle returns to seven and seven plus for a
third season this Sunday, and you, my man will be there.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Crying and carrying on like a big like a big
melted caramelo embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Take it easy, Bro.

Speaker 11 (42:55):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast Right now.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
What's the free money?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
East Coast.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Jonesy and Amanda's screech hold the phone.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Thirteen ninety seven thirty six is our number. Ten questions
sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass if you
don't know an answer. We'll come back to that question
if time permits. If you get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
George's in Campbelltown.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Hi, George H. Come morning, guys, Good morning. Let's see
what we can do for you. Ten question sixty seconds.
We always say, if you're not sure, say pass, okay,
because that at least gives you a second chance if
we get time to come back. All right, George, here
we go. Let's pull the bandaid off. Because he comes
to question number one, what vegetable is used in popcorn?
Oh cour Question two? How many meters are in two kilometers?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Two thousand meters?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Question three? What galaxy? Do we live in?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
The Milky Way galaxy?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Question four? Patty and Elma are characters from which cartoon?
Question five? True or false? One human foot contains twenty
six bones?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Pass?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Question six nine bread is from? Which cuisine.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Are Indian cuisine?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Question seven? Which artist sings? Get the party started? Question eight? Cancer, Sagittarius,
Capricorn are signs of What.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Are the fines?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Question nine? Which scale is an earthquake measured on.

Speaker 14 (44:32):
The Rick scale?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Question ten? Name one of the NRL teams playing in
Vegas this year? Shuck back to question five tru or false?
One human foot contains twenty six bones?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
True?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Who sings? Get the party started?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Party started?

Speaker 14 (44:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Part pink?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Oh, George, you knew them all, but we ran out
of gas.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Oh, I'm sorry, George. You came so close.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Is that not right?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
The buzz off?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
The buzzer had gone off.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, I wanted you to get there. I wanted you
to make it.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Oh, I'm so sorry, George, Man, George, Thanks George.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
If anything, people will be talking about it.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Work today made they'll be saying, did you heed George
so close?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So close?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Which doesn't do George any favor.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
He gave us a thrill, Georgia, and that's a good thing.
Thank you, my man, Thank you for playing Man.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Podcast. We know how we all went as a team
to place on the south coast. It's our holiday house
and ours, not ours, I mean not yours, I mean ours.
You just said out ours, me and my families. And
so when we walked in, did you see how clean
and beautiful it was?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Beautiful place?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Because I'd arranged to have cleaners come in after Jack
and his friends had been there, and Jack said, look,
I left it spotless. I said, we'll get cleaner's in
and that's what we'll do, and we have the linen
washed and all that sort of stuff. And he said yep,
and he said it was great. Place was spotless. But
he said I did because I had a keg. I
did snap the key off in the lock, and you

(46:12):
spent a lot of your time on the weekend trying
to get broken key out.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Because I want you to get a lost smith.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I still lock it though it wasn't a security risk,
but you became obsessed with getting that key was.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Jammed in the barrel, and I knew, if you got
a locksmith out, it's a straight a long weekend, it's
going to cost you a bit of money.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
And I thought, well, we could still lock it.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
It could have done that.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Locked it, but I said, I'm going to fix this thing.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
So I pulled the whole lock apart, and it just
bugged me all week.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I went to bed at night dreaming of the key
falling out of the lot.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
You're quite obsessed.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
And I was just about to go to Bunnings because
I took the barrel out of and get her a
new barrel put it in sweet.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I was just about it to it, and then the
key fell out left of it. It was better than sex.
It just PLoP fell out.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yes, just like sex.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
And also I noticed on the way out that the
front door now has a bit of a ding in it,
which is also right at keg height, trying to get
the keg gut. And he said, I'm sure that was
there at Christmas, like he inspected the front door at Christmas.
But the cleaner very kindly would not have said anything
except I said to them, well where are the beat
Because normally I would watch the beach towels and all that,
and there weren't any of those there. And she said

(47:23):
I'd had to put a lot of stuff through the
linen service because there are a lot of stains. And
she also said left behind was prawn's bait and a
live fish in a cup from Continental cup.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Pursuit a live fish in a car.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
And I texted Jack and I said, I'm angry and
embarrassed that this has been what's happened. And he said, yeah,
I wanted to leave it spotless, but well, that's where
the text kind of dribbled off. I wanted to leave
it spotless, and I think he expected one of the
other guys to get the bait put that away, something

(48:01):
like that. And I spoke to him yesterday and said
I had I had my heart in my hands when
I said, what were the stains but and he said, well,
they'd wiped all the surfaces of where they'd been fishing
and everything.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Where were they fishing.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
A jetty They didn't catch anything, but they were who
knows what, and around the keg. They used all the
towels just to this was his idea of spotless, is
just to smear all that with a towel and think
hid cleaned it. Yeah, so that's where we are.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's where we're at.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, I wanted to live it spots but it's like
me saying I want to be an astronaut. But I
gave it no further thought, didn't get there.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
It's something that the tribal drum would be for.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I think a lot of parents have been in this position.
Let's call it this tails of the.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
House party, Frank the tank gem. The tribal drum is
beating tails of the house party.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Your son Jack went your fortress of solid hued.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, and he told me that he tried to leave
it spotless. But he said, yes, I meant to leave
it spotless. I come mber how the wording went in
the text, But apparently it wasn't spotless. A cleaner had
been in before I was there, but she's took double
the time that she normally takes to clean that place.
And there was bait, there were prawns, there were towels

(49:23):
that were horrendously stained, and there was a live fish
in a carfish. I don't know what's happened over snapped
off in the front door, and a gouge out of
the front door from dragging the keg to the to
the car.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It happens. I bought a house once, we lived in
it for a week.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
We went away and one of my kids put it
on the kid's head through the wall.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh really yeah, Ali had it for a week.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Mates came around, or there's a bit of a problem
and the ink on the check isn't even.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Dry yet, mate, I head through the wall.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
They wrestling, you know, they all liked the mines.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Oh, will make us feel better, because I'm sure this
is happened to you as well. Hello Donna, how are you?

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
How are you not too bad?

Speaker 12 (50:05):
You're both bad?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Thank Donald, tell us what happened? Thank you.

Speaker 12 (50:09):
We used to have a caravan down the coast at
Bendalong and we used to go away for a couple
of nights, you know, on our own our kids was
seventeen sixteen, and we used to come back and the
house used to be spotless, and we would certainly looked
a bit suck and you can guarantee a week later
my husband would stand on a piece of glass.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
It was always h never.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Me, and he goes, they've had a party.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
I know they've had a party.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
I'm like, no, no, we hadn't.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Never done that.

Speaker 14 (50:31):
They always did.

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Another time we got a fine in the mail because
we were down the coast in his youth and they'd
taken my car to Sydney and there was a fine. So,
I don't know, six hundred dollars speeding through King's Cross
and we were like, no, we were down the coast.
They had I went to the police station and questioned
it and they had footage of my son.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Driving my car.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
Didn't know anything about it. He fully denied it, but
we had proofing.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
The hardest period, I think was before the kids were eighteen. Yeah,
that's the word, because if the minute you're not in
your house, everyone's saying, where is an empty house? I
remember Jack telling me he had to scoop out chunks
of vomit from the sink, not his vomit, because he
knew we were on our way home.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
When they turn eighteen, say you can just get out
of the house and Danny has joined us. Hello, Danny,
tell us about the party.

Speaker 15 (51:24):
The party was off the coast. Were rented a house
and my mate got the ducks from the lake with
bread and put him in the house. And next minute
someone wake up and scared the ducks and they were
sitting all over the plate.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
That no place, it's a place you'd rented. Danny.

Speaker 15 (51:45):
It wasn't me that he was there for hours cleaning
after us.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Because it looks funny and it's something I would do.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Come on, let's get these ducks in the house.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
It's like it's like Joe, our producer who I love
very much, she was feeding my dog cheese and crackers.
I said, you're going to have to stop, and because
the dog will be sick. So anyway, we got home
to our home and last night there it all was
on the carpet from the back end.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Good thing, you've let that go. So did the dog podcast.
Great names. You know, I'm quite satisfied. But about it's
fixing that key.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
In your lot, you were very obsessed about it.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I was just happy being a man, and men appreciate
this when something is broken and you repair it without
getting a tradesman or someone out to fix it, or
even worse, when the woman in your life says, I'll
just get hire a hobby.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
As soon as someone says that, yeah, I'm not letting
that guy in.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
The house, I had to hire someone to clean the sheets, well,
clean the towels and clean the stuff. This is when
my son had some friends down to our place on
the south gost lovely guys and I know them all,
and they all sent me text saying thank you. It
was great. Sound like true gentlemen, and I'm sure that
they are. They're lovely guys. But the towels apparently were
in disarray because they'd used them to clean up bait

(53:13):
and mank and beer, and they'd left behind prawn heads,
fish and alive fish in a cup.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Nobody makes fish in a cup like Jack.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
So the tribal drum is beating for tales of the
house party.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
One of the greatest, Nancy has joined us.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Hello Nancy, what happened?

Speaker 8 (53:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:35):
It was many years ago. My son was home alone.
I went out for the night and next morning I've
got a call at six o'clock in the morning asked
me when I was coming home. And I went on
for about every hour for a couple of hours, and
when I got home, he was nowhere to be found.
The house was absolutely spotless. Then I stood on something

(54:00):
sharp and when I looked, it was a beer bottle
in and I went okay, when putting them in and
there's a garbage bin full of beer bottles and cans
and everything. Rang him and asked, told him I needed
him to come home and I needed to talk to him.
He got home, and when I questioned, he said, oh,

(54:22):
I thought the girls did a really good job of
cleaning the house up.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
So we've got the girls who've gone to the party
to do all the cleanup.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Yeah, but yeah, it was so funny. But another time
was he went down the road. I was down the
road and somebody said, you had a good party at
your place on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
They're the worst words you can hear.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Absolutely, Oh what a great party.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Ho fine, thanks Nancy staff, Hello Jo, tell us about
the party.

Speaker 14 (54:51):
Good morning, guys, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (54:54):
I'm going back on over thirty years ago my husband
now boyfriend back then first birthday party. We had some
uninvited guests. Don't know where they came from, and all
I can describe them as is intoxicated, long haired louts.
And they went through the house and his parents went
in there and got rid of them. And then I
went into the little bathroom downstairs and the whole sink

(55:17):
was off the wall and water.

Speaker 9 (55:18):
Was spraying everywhere.

Speaker 14 (55:22):
They had a fall in there and took the whole
sink off the wall. They were not impressed.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Man, I thought it was a handbase.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Oh, dear just makes his stress, doesn't it? Hear in
all of that?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
It does.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
That's why it's great when your kids are older.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, and they just go out. They can just go out.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Oh, they move out all of that.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
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win twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to Miselle's stocks and Graviies,
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Speaker 4 (55:55):
But after all of the said and done the lock.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I stop going on about the lot. This is the thing.
We were all there together for a weekend. Everyone was dancing, eating, chatting,
having fun. Every time I looked over at you, you
were bent over trying to get into the lock. At
one point you scratched it. You cut yourself, and we're saying,
get away from it.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Get away because I couldn't find any of your tools,
so to go and buy some tools.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Well, we have tools.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
You didn't even have a long all I knowed it
was a pair of needle nose I'm sure I've got.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Them somewhere, but I didn't want to spend an hour
looking for them.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And I've got a screwdriver.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, okay, you boast, boast. I'm grateful you did it.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
As a man.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
It's one of the greatest things when something is broken
and you fix it.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
But you know who you reminded me of. You remind
me of the zipline.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Guy calling me zipline Guy from the.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
TV show I think you should leave. It's a comedy
show for Tim Robinson plays a variety of characters. Zipline
Guy was someone who was on a TV show, a
send up of Love Island called Summer Loven. Last week
on Summer Love, Megan was torn between sending home two
of the Summer.

Speaker 16 (56:58):
Loves Alexander and Ronnie Please Step.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Forward find out if the Summer break is over.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
On this week's Summer Lovely.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
So Alexander. She just didn't have any chemistry with the
problem with Ronnie, he was like you, he was obsessed
with one thing. Ronnie.

Speaker 16 (57:16):
I feel like you're just here for the zipline. What
all you do all day is go on the zip line.
You were never joining us at any of the group meals,
and when you were reprimanded and asked to join us, you.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Ate as fast as you could. So good he was
every time in the back of every shot. He's just
plopping into the pool line. That's how you work.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
I did not and ran off to the lock.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah that's right, mister zipline. So thank you for fixing it.
It's over. Take a deep breath.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
You didn't have to send me home.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
No, okay?

Speaker 10 (57:53):
Close Sham podcast twenty thousand dollars for my favorite goolie
of the year down at the iHeartRadio app got a
gold one on one point seven.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Press the microphone, record your goolie.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
If you do it right now, you'll get your gooleye
on air. We're a bit short of goolies at the.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Beginning of the year. When we look at who's going
to win. At the end of the year, we go
right back to the beginning. So get in there, get
amongst it.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
What have we got?

Speaker 7 (58:24):
I guess my goolies is when people think they can
just say I'm just joking to get away from saying
something unkind.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
For example, let's say you're middle.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Aged and you're like going jogging once or twice a
week with a friend. And if they said to you, hey,
I've enrolled us in the city to serve, that might.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Be a laugh between both of you.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
But if they said you run like mister Bean, then
that's not a joke on both people.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And it's not cool to say.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
I'm just joking.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I think someone's hurt his feelings.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
How does mister Bean run?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Maybe a little bit like Bill Shorten.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You'll first remember.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
He got upset when he was on that show. And
because there's something.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
You said, that's why I lost the election. Because he
ran like he's been chased by a monster.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
He looks like I was worried about his art.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Supporting plant a fascia is a thing you know, really
hurts your heels.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
What else have we gone? Jones and Amanda?

Speaker 13 (59:17):
What gets my glies? And it is a really sad
sign of the times we're live in today is when
people will not get out of their seats on public
transport for pregnant, elderly, or people that are disabled in
some way. This happened a long time ago, but I
was sitting on the bus one day about halfway down
a pregnant lady a heavily pregnant lady gets on the
bus and not one person offered their seat or stood

(59:39):
up for her.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
It wasn't until she got.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
To me where he gave him my seat.

Speaker 13 (59:43):
I think that's really sad, gets my goalies.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Was it a pregnant lady and a heavily pregnant lady?
See where do you go there?

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Well?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
And how do you even know if they're pregnant.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Jacinda, who's our executive producer, said that she had a
baby eight months ago or six months ago. She also
had a baby four years ago, and she said the
difference in people's behavior between four years ago and now
in terms of how people tried to help you if
you were heavily pregnant, she really noticed the difference. So
we've just stopped caring.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Everyone's on their phones.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
No, everyone's on their phones, but everyone says, not my business.
We've become less community.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, but then if you do give the seed up,
then go, oh look, you know, don't man explain it
to me, your big misogynistic pig.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
There's no harm in being kind and seeing how we're am.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
When I get on I just stand up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
So everyone have a seed Okay, could.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
You boast more about yourself? You've done this for a
couple of days in a row. What are you going
to be like this all year?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
What other point is it's a zip line your set up?
What other point is there of having a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Radio shape If you can't boast about your what.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Is the point?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Record your ghoulie, download the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Go to gold.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
When I won seven, press the microphone, you could win
twenty thousand dollars thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
To miss sell stocks and gravies. It's six to nine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
My favorite email or Facebook friend gets three hundred dollars
to spend on dinner and drinks at Zephyr. This is
the fabulous Zephyr rooftop bar looking over Darling Harbor. Every
day at eight o'clock we play the game Instagram. We
give you ten questions. You have to answer them within
sixty seconds two in one thousand dollars. Then you can
play double or nothing and play for two thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
But you've got to get there first.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
You got to get there first. And what we always
say is if you're not sure, say pass, because we
usually have time for you to come back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
What about Georgia Campbelltown is how.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
It went today. Question ten, Name one of the NRL
teams playing in Vegas this year. Say to question five,
true or false. One human foot contains twenty six bones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
True.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Who sings? Get the party? Sided?

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Party? Father? Oh think, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
George, you knew them all. But we ran out of gas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Ran out of gas right on the buzzer. Yeah, you
can go, have a big enough.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Well ugly feels on after nine with Needy or Greedy.
We're back tonight for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
We'll catch you from six. Then, good day to you. Well,
thank god, that's over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Hoode, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Baby, you're right.

Speaker 11 (01:02:07):
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