FULL SHOW: "Things Mum Wouldn't Let Me Watch!"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, here's the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What's going on? I'm going to blow your mind on
this podcast. On yesterday's podcast, we discussed the nature of
the song by Shaggy it Wasn't Me, and how he
had it off in the bathroom and the shower and
also the countertops and the blah blah and presumably his
girlfriend's watching him do all of that, and then he
says it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
And even when she had photographic evidence on camera, he
still said it wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It wasn't me. Well, in light of that, I'm going
to blow your mind with a couple of other ways
of looking at other songs that are quite extraordinary. One
is Billy Joel and one's Rasputant by Bonie.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
M Speaking of mind blown, what about Paul Kelly last night?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It wasn't he great? And you know I get emotional
every time I hear how to make gravy, but particularly
he did a really emotive version of that. It was wonderful.
We'll play that for you, so.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good a mum.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
We don't know, we're pretty sure this is not true,
but it gave us some fighter lame stuff that Mum
wouldn't let you watch.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Woman has said that she went to see Wicked with
her children and they came home and tried to jump
off the roof to fly a broom and cast spells,
which isn't what the film's about. She said, they need
more baby Jesus in their life. We take your calls
on that. I had Keller's craft corner. Yeah, this studio
was overrun with miniature dashhound pups and we had to

(01:20):
paint them. I've never been happier in my entire life.
An old grinchy face over there. I kept saying, I'm
trying to work.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Because should be Keller's defocused den Because that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Everyone was defocused. No one's doing work.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Everyone's going Google over silly little puppy whatever grabs.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Enjoy the podcast about a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
We have so many requests for them to.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Mistress Amanda's miss Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone. Good friend
is in a back room making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've been a legendary part.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Jonesy and Amanda the Actress.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Congratulations murder, We're right now. Josey and Amanda you're doing
a great job. Anyone selfie now good radio.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
And Amanda's shoot Timy, we're on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Tell me the money to you? Missus Morice, so.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Hey, guess what. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what's arrived
on the desk.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What's arrived on the desk is Kelly Ferrets, Ah, the
Anzac biscuits and cookies.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What the hell's happened to me?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
A couple of times a year, one of our favorite listeners,
Kelly Ferret, sends Anzac biscuits to us, and an enormous
batch has arrived with a note for us. Yeah, note
for Ryan, Oh no for me. I'll read that night out.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
She's got lovely writing.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh Jones and Amanda hoping this finds you well and
preparing for your Christmas break and losing Jen y Rye.
It will be sad to see him go. I'm not dying,
but onwards and upwards. She got over you quickly. He's
only young and needs to test what is out there.
Good luck Ryan, congrats on the whole station for your
well deserved number one station in all of Sydney. You're
the best thought you were over due for a few

(03:14):
Anzac biscuits to share with a great team. You have
also maybe share with ugly Phil and Steve Fitner. Let's
just move on from that because we're going to hold
all of these biscuits to ourselves. Have you enjoyed the
biscuits and have a great break. There's also a note
for you, Oh for me, this little card hard for Ryan.
It's full of money. Okay, here you go. Sorry, it

(03:37):
was full of money for Grandma. What's it sound on
the front? Read the front?

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Oh, I says sorry you're leaving. Goodbye, you'll be missed. Okay,
where's the money inside?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Ryan?

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Good luck in your future endeavors. Hope you find your
niche in life. Kelly Ferrett.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's lovely.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
He's still looking for the cat finding behind the dvdcareter
at JB.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I find dat, Kelly, pay me.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
More than would you like to say some nice words?
Do I get some biscuits? Of course you do?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well?

Speaker 8 (04:13):
Thank you, Kelly, missus Ferrett to you. Good luck in
your future endeavors. And I hope you find your niche
in life too.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh that's lovely coming from you. It's very sincere, and
that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
He just said back what she said to him.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh, anyway, let's open the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Big no last, Paul Kelly, we.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Are going to talk all about that. I said to
Paul himself, I said, I've got a retrospective crushing Why
didn't I know you with this crush worthy earlier. He's
sing such beautifully emotional songs. And the older I get,
the more sentimental I get, the different things I hear
in the songs. I just I thought it was just fantastic.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
It was nice to have everyone come to the radio
station and they liked the new.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Deep he is big Christmas tree in the foyer and
everyone got to enjoy that, and we'll hang around that room.
Beautiful food and wine and it was just a great No, it's.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
A lot of food left, as we're worried, why, well,
I just thought about it's a.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Lot of food.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
The catering was spectatic, sensational, sensational. Give the shout out
to the name of the company. We'll put that on them.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I had sushi, but I had about four bits of
sushi for tea.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You can't really have.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Sushi for what I mean for tigu put dinner tea. Yeah,
do you my grandfather used to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, he's an Australian.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm an Australian.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I know where you're from.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
The food was Sam Book and Co. And the and
his Kegs on Legs for the alcohol. My son works
at Kegs on Legs. Does he really only a couple
of days a week. He's just started a new job
thereing the holidays. Maybe he's not part of the keg. Well,
you know he's not doing the kegs.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
He's sort of in the office. Okay, an admin sampling
might imagine I made him buy a nice pair of pants.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Good.

Speaker 9 (05:46):
Yeah, Well, hopefully do we record some stuff from Port
Kelly last night because we should put that on the show.
Put it on your phone, Brenda, Well, just you know
some audio quality, broadcastable audio quality would be nice.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It would be nice.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Actually, Pack showed a five thousand dollars quantus holiday coming up.
If you're watching Channel seven News last night, you would
have seen Mark and Angela deliver the code word.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And we also one thousand dollars went off yesterday with Instagram.
We're determined this week to to shower everyone with money.
The questions will be so easy.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And the magnificent seven. We can't do anything until we
do that.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Question one, what is the longest key on a keyboard?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Gamation, We had the magnificent seven seven questions? Could you
go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a man.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Will sayes this noise, Well, guess.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I thought you were asking the listening I'm asking you. Well,
I know it is because I can see what it is.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The theater of the mind is I'm looking straight at
I'm opening the Kelly Ferret breakfast. The biscuits. Please, mum,
I don't throw one. Here's a biscuit.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, we just don't throw it.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Look as you're doing you feel over around? Delicious, right,
I'm Kelly, They are delicious. Blinda is in Winston Hills, Old.

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Good morning, Jason, Hi, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm sorry, don't have a biscuit to be getting on with.
What's the longest key?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Droned to.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Ferry went out to Belinda, jam I right, what are
you doing eating?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
What's the longest key on a keyboard?

Speaker 11 (07:15):
The space bar?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Correct? True or false.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
No one has ever been hit by a meteorite. No
one in the world has ever been hit by a meteorite?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Is this true or false?

Speaker 9 (07:29):
True?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's not hy Belinda Richard's in Camden, Hi, Richard.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
True or false? Have you been listening? You know the
answer to this? No one's ever been hit by a meteorite?

Speaker 12 (07:43):
False?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, but only one person has? How read?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Is that what happened? They would have died.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
No. On the thirtieth of November nineteen fifty four, An
Hodges became the only person who recorded history to be
struck by a meteor write and she lived? Ryan? Is
there any more information? How bid was a meteorite? Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
How big is it? The size of a brick?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
But it didn't kill her?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Did it hit her on the head? Why is that
guy nursing the brick or the me that p makes it?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
What?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
She's given birth to it? What's he doing?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Look at him?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
He's How does a meteorite hit you on your side?
Is it coming from the side?

Speaker 8 (08:24):
I think she was asleep and it went through the roof.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, what are the chances? What are the chances? Let's
play sing it back? Okay, Richard? Can you sing the
next line of this song?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Does little talking will go for because the pool, Jenison,
Jen Mom and dad and hardly wait for school to
start again.

Speaker 13 (08:52):
I'm sorry that's got.

Speaker 14 (08:53):
Me that one.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I blame him. I'm not a fan of these new carols.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well you like what he does. You can go bel.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Can be good King Winter Slice or nothing.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You've eaten too much cookie, that's you. That's your probably
ansack biscuit. I should say, I don't know why I
keep saying cookie. Don't say cookie and inflames inflames myself.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I want to punch my s inflames myself. Thirteen wsfam
is our number.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Let's have it again, right.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Little talking, We'll go through as the whole Poor Jonas
and Jen Mom and Dak and hardly wait for school
to start again.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Look just seeing your traditional carols and rack off.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
The same shit podcast Gotta be hot today, Sonny. Thirty
one degrees in the city, thirty nine in our west
right now it's nineteen degrees.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Maybe back off the ac, they say that, But are
you going to back off the ace?

Speaker 15 (09:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
You know they same be careful, will you know? Burn
the grid?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
When I grew up, we didn't have the air conditioning.
We just we didn't even have ceiling fans. We have
a pedestal fan, and then that's what you had. And
then now by my house, that's when.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I bought it.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It had air conditioning and I was using it and
I thought, this stuff's useless.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
And then an air.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Conditioning dude came over and he said, well, your air
conditioning doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's run out of gas.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's just pretty much a fan, and he put this
gas in it, and that's like amazing, But I still
don't use it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I'm like, fans are really good. Actually really they're really.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Affected, and you know they I think they cost This
is what my son tells me, my youngest son. He
tells me they cost fifteen cents a day to run
because he leaves his on all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I said, what made Who's paying for the electricity?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Obviously not you? So what you can't afford fifteen cents
a day?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Is that true?

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Can he afford fifteen cents a day?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, he probably could. Kids cashed up.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
His Lamborghini around town.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's got a ton of cash.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know what he does.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Could be an organized crime, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
He's like got his cryptocurrency in all that junk sits
with about fifty screens in front of him.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Not what that sounds like those? Is it the nephew
of May McDuck or something McDuck, who's one of the
Scroogey Ducks.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Scrooge mcdug who's.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
The one that's got all the money? Scrooge the duck, Scroogeman.
He doesn't Exford pants. It's got a monocle, but no pants.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
In the Magnificent seven. Away from my son and whatever
the hell he does, I don't know what it is playing.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Singer backs Shane from Picton. Hello, oh very well, thank
you Shane. That's nice. Can you sing the next line
of this song? Does little talking?

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Will go through as the Jonas and jen Mom and
Duck and Hardy wait for school to start.

Speaker 13 (11:42):
Again, Shana, just as as it's beginning to look a
lot like Chris Burs.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Some of those words were real. Yes, Leg he's off
with that voice, doesn't he's showing off?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
We'll put that next.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, isn't what singers do?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They show off?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
More or less? What would you typically make in a
chamber pot, Shane?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Will it be a cake?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
B you could? Or see urine?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Someone is taking the urine with these questions today.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Ryan, I'd say be soup.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
If you're making Super in the chamber pot, no Chaine,
Nicks One's bod morning.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm horrified that you'd make Super a chamber pot. What
would you typically make in a chamber pot? Nick?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Would it be a cake or c urine? Ce urine?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It is bear grills comes and licks.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
The ball, which breed of dog were once used by firefighters.

Speaker 10 (12:51):
Nick, watch bird of dog we use for fire fight.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You need a clue, I'll give it to you.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Not use for firefighters, Okay, I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Unfortunately, they're very dopey. Unfortunately in another Disney film, Soone
made a coat out of them. This phones up to
breathe and Nick, we love you on the show.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
And Alex is in Alexandria. I love that Alex in Alexandria.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Alex Great, which breed of dogs of dog, was once
used by firefightersations. They were easily trained to run in
front of the engines to help clear a path for
the firefighters because there.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
As dopes or get out, so they do it.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
The big top refers to what kind of Theasis show
Alex big.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Top, big top.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
Like multiple tears, but no.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You go to to the Big Top.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
If you're going to the Big Top, what kind of
theory you off to see? What kind of performance? Yes,
circus brings you to question seven, Alex, here we go,
which US based royal couple is taking a professional separation?
Still married, but now working separately. That's it, You've done it.

(14:12):
I don't know what that means. They've started apparently to
separate their professional lives because I realized probably that there's
an ick factor of them. This is my subtext of
them working together. So they're doing solo public appearances and
their various charities. Sure that will help them.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Congratulations to you, Alex, you won the jam packets all
coming away a double pass to see Tina Arena and
Richard Marx see them at the Sydney Opera House December ninth.
A swim Shady Beach Umbrella launching December sixth is Summer's
new solo ultracompact and stylish beach Shady. Swimshady dot com
dot au check them out and Jones and Nomandic character
choice for.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
The color and stand of the pencils. Alex, anything you'd
like to add to this?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Sorry, thank you, Alex Nicety said, Jonesy and Amanda podcast
Tricky coming in.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Tuesday, the twenty sixth of November twenty twenty four, on
today's date. In twenty fifteen, Kylie Minogue released her Christmas album.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Kylie Christmas.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't know she had a Christmas album. Do you
remember where you were when Kylie Christmas came out? Because
I didn't remember she'd had one. The answer is no, Well,
you probably would have been here in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
In true Kylie fashion, Kylie Christmas featured Christmas music with
elements of E EDM, What's That, Electronic dance music, pop,
What's It? And disco music Yeah, along with the other
Christmas bangers. The album included a studio version of the
Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
She teamed up with an orchestra, It's.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
The most form Time Mostly Christmas. The Christmas albums cell
they must Billie Idol's got.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Why don't you just talk to Mariah sitting on that giant.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Pile, I think you buy a cream for that? The
money if she gets every year.

Speaker 16 (16:07):
A pile of cash, not a pile of pile. Uh
away from that pile to another one. Here's Kylie one song,
what about Santa Baby? What Sandy Baby?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Let's hear it from her album Gem She's sitting on
Sanda's leave al right at my dad, just two sexuals.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, it's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You don't want that from your Christmas songs.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I don't think Kylie could be eked.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
That is eking down the chimney to people have got
trouble with you? Baby? It's cold out, so just you
know who thought of that? Who was Christmas? But like,
you know, really it's Christmas ones I was You're jealous
of Santa now?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
And why? Just you know it's a little bit much,
isn't it. She's yeah, is this the society we're living in?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
Or?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Am I being too woke?

Speaker 17 (17:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I think I think she's gotten full Donna Summer on him. Well,
I've got a film clip of that. What she's wearing creep. Well,
I don't want this getting back to Kylie. I think
you're okay.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's sixteen to seven now.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yesterday, yesterday on this very show, I spoke about this song.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
On counter.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Carl should do a couple of that.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
I even had her in the shower she.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Shoulder, you know that song? Well, then I saw a
TikTok that kind of blew my mind.

Speaker 18 (17:47):
It's time to bring up something that I'm shocked we
haven't already dissected in culture. In the song it Wasn't
Me by Shaggy, he recounts that his girlfriend caught him
banging another girl not only on the pouch, but on
the kitchen floor and in the shower. Was the girlfriend
just standing there for twenty thirty minutes, just watching the

(18:10):
room changes happen.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
She just was a passive witness. And then can be
convinced that it wasn't him. The timeline, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
You come home from a hard day's work at the
fun Factory and there's Harley having off with miss sexy Pants,
say Kylie, and in a variety of rooms, and I
can just imagine you're standing there, and.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
The outrage is I watched them move from the lounge
room to the bathroom and it says even caught him
on camera, but it wasn't him. And then Harley was,
well it was me, and I go, fair enough, it's
not what you think it is. Let me make you
a cup of tea. Well, I've got another song I'd
like to point to you. Attention now, this one, s
us James singer Susan I saw this thing. You ready,

(18:57):
this will make you hear this song differently too. Now
come on, someone here has said, you know who's gay?
Paul the real estate novelist who never had time for
a wife, and Davy is still in the navy and
probably will be for life. And someone else has said
everyone in that song is gay except the piano man,
who has no idea. He's playing at a gay bar,

(19:19):
and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on
how long he'll take to figure it out. So far
John is ahead, and so with that information, let's listen
to it.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Now.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Paul is a.

Speaker 15 (19:31):
Real estate novelist who never had time for a while,
and he's talking with David, who's still in the navy
and probably.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Will be playing.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Lies up piano man, whys up bro putting lots of
tips in your jar? And now I have some more
information about this.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Bony M's rest.

Speaker 15 (20:06):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Someone has written here, I just learned that Rasputon's grandchildren
were alive in nineteen seventy eight when this song was
top of the chart. Imagine hearing a song on the
radio about how severely your granddad Beep. Well, so much
in the music world to enjoy.

Speaker 19 (20:31):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh one point
seven WSFM, Well, what.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
A shot it was last night in our iHeartRadio live
breakout room or what's the place called it.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
So about one hundred and fifty people there.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It was just it was more than that, was like
one hundred and eighty people.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
But the intimacy of hearing him close up, of seeing
him close up, it was very emotional.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
And he performed many songs there from his new album,
Fever Longing Still But didn't he put some bums on
seat with how to make Gravy.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Getting pretty close to Christmas, and it's true that made
a movie of it. The songs are made up song
but the gravy recipe is real.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Jef Right on WSFM, Paul Kelly, there he is.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It makes me cry the blob again. I'm so sentimental.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
The it's your luck going on in your life?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
What a beautiful song.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You're looking at the Harvey hearing that. That's great, beautiful
what we are very lucky. What a treat to see
him perform last night. Fever Longing Still Eats his new album.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I really love it.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
I to listen to it over the weekend. Absolutely fantastic,
do yourself a favorite.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
WSFM presents iHeart Live with Paul Kelly. Thanks to our
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They're open now for safety checks and of.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
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Speaker 2 (22:00):
Notion podcast. Right now, what's a free instance and Amanda's scream.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Think of my ten questions sixty seconds from the clock.
You can pass if you don't.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Know an answer. We'll come back to that question of time.
But Vince, you get off the questions right. You win
one thousand dollars. You can make it two thousand dollars,
but it is double or nothing by answering a bonus question.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Pam is in Reesbye, Hi.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Pam, Hi Mandy, you're beautiful.

Speaker 10 (22:31):
Last night I went with my friends. She won tickets.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh did you love it?

Speaker 10 (22:35):
Oh my gosh, he's amazing.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
I cried too.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
We're talking about poor Kelly Kelly and just you know,
you hear the songs and they're wonderful, but being up
close and personal and feeling the emotion of it, it's
almost overwhelming, isn't it, Pam?

Speaker 11 (22:47):
It's tingling, it is it?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Is tingling. It's going to be doing big arena shows
next year, so make sure you get along to those. Now, Pam,
let's see what we can do for you.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Here.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
We've got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds on the clock.
Always say if you're not sure, say pass, because we
often have time to come back. Okay, okay, good luck, Pam.
Let's thank you.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Question number one. How many legs are on a donkey? Four?
Question two? Braids, ponytail, crimped?

Speaker 11 (23:14):
Types of what testa?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Question three? Who is the main actor in Castaway and
Sleepless in Seattle?

Speaker 10 (23:21):
I'm Tom Hanks.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Question four? True or false? Prancer is one of Santa's Reindeers?

Speaker 12 (23:26):
True?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Question five? Who sings? How to make gravy for Kelly?
Question six? In the Twelve Days of Christmas? What's given
on the first day?

Speaker 20 (23:36):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Answer? Question seven? In which country would you find the
Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
In Italy?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Question eight? What calendar marks the lead up to Christmas?
Question nine? If you're born on Christmas Day? What date
is your birthday?

Speaker 11 (23:57):
The twenty fifth of December?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Question ten? In the novel of Christmas Carol, what is
Scrooge's first name?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Oh? Scrooge. Oh, I have no idea, have.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You ever eez a scrooge?

Speaker 10 (24:21):
But my daughter's ebony?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh close enough, close enough? Are so close? Played so worse?
Thank you and you get one hundred bucks of me
getting on with and thank you, Pam, and nice to
meet you last night.

Speaker 17 (24:35):
Thank you, thank you, bye bye, oham, she got all
the lies.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Whoa, it'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Eyes. I was scrolling through various things yesterday. I saw
a woman talking about and for some reason, I've fallen
into a religious algorithm. Oh yeah, people who are having
dinner dates with giant like plush Jesus.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, I've got this Christian memes thing going on my
phone as well.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I think because I dipped into it now that I'm
getting all of them. And I saw one of the
other I was saying for the hairstyles. Well, I saw
the other day this girl saying to herself. She filmed
herself saying to herself, why don't you go to the
party and enjoy yourself? And she said, no, I don't
want to live that way. She said, yeah, but you're
only young one. She said, you know, I might thank you.
What's your name? And she turns the camera and says Satan. Anyway,

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then I saw this.

Speaker 21 (25:31):
Our little precious, tiny babies, our little ones, mamas, we
need to protect them. We were invited to the premiere
of Wicked and Mama's let me tell you again, card
your hearts. I feel very lie too and tricked into
doing this, I thought because my kids are super duper fans,

(25:51):
so for a Rihanna Grande and she were spink in
the movie. I thought it was going to be a
nice princess movie. Instead is full of fitgecraft and dark magic.
I could just feel this heavy presence and energy the
whole time. I feel like my kids were affected by it.
They got home and there are are trying to cast spells.
Now they believe in magic. Now they believe in the

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darkness of hell. My twelve year old fell after roof
trying to fly on a broom.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Sure, that's the way. That's probably a joke. You can't
tell them. You can't tell them apart because apparently in Wicked,
I haven't seen that there aren't spells. It's not darkness.
No one's flying off the roof in a broom.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's the prequel to was it advice?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Is it? I don't know. I have no information about Wicked.
I have no interest, no interest or information. Let's get
back to the plus Jesus No, but that is indicative
of the kind of thing. There will be some parents
who won't let their kids watch the most innocuous things.
Did you ever have that?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
When I was young, I was used to be a
bit of a babysitter for a lot of people, little
kids and stuff. And I was about fourteen, And I
always remember this because the little kids I was looking
after down the road from us, they liked watching movies
on the video and I put Grease some one time,
and I'm just sitting there watching Greece with them, and
there's a bit, you know, when Kaniki and Rizzo were

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getting it on in the back of Kiniki's old banger
at the drive in.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think I remember, and then the condom breaks.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
So I'm watching it with them, and then just as
that's about to happen, the screen goes.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Or snowy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm oh, what's happened with the tracking on this video?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
So I'm trying to adjust the tracking on the video,
and one of the kids part mum made it so
we can't see that bit.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
What visually was it? I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It was a pretty benign sort of scene.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
But the prophylactic breaks and she goes, don't worry, don't worry,
and then remember she's going to be up the Duff.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Right, But then you know, so mum had she's.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Gone and as she had become the sensor.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Wow, Ryan, you're looking like you have something to say.

Speaker 13 (27:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
When we watched Kindergarten Cop as a family, Mom fast
forwarded the bit where there's a gun in the film
Kindergarten Cop with Arnold schwartz Negg.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
A gun is at like the end of the film.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
This guy has a gun, and then Mum fast forward
it so we could still see it, which is a
very fast She was going very quick. Yeah, because we
weren't allowed to see movies with guns in it. This
is when I was like thirteen.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
People choose to draw the line tribal drum is going
to beat for this. Mom wouldn't let me watch dot
dot dot what we need to protect them?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Gena, the tribal drums beating for lame o thing that
Mum wouldn't let me watch.

Speaker 17 (28:35):
We need to protect them.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's not probably true, but this right on Mum has
said that her kids can't watch Wicked.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
She's going to see which is and apparently there's not.
But I mean that that reminded me that there are
parents that see terrible things in everyday stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
When I used to do a little bit of babysitting
when I was a teen, one of the mums had
edited out here saucy sex scene between Rizzo and Kaniki
in the back of the old.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Quite happy to see Oliver at the end turning into
a scrag to lure the man in with those tight pants,
lame o thing the mum wouldn't let me watch. Deb
has joined Hello, Deb.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
Good morning. How are you guys? Couldn't you watch Merry Christmas?
I was two things. I was not allowed to watch
the first episode of Neighbors ever heard, and I was
so so devastated. I was I think I was about thirteen.
I ran away and hid under my neighbour's hydrangey bush
for about five.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Hours for me the Neighbors that she didn't want you
to see.

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Oh that just the whole show was just going to be,
you know, I was going to be whatever young Hussey
and you know just wasn't.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay because what was his name?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Daphanie was a Daphani and Dz and Darz.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Daphanie was a stripper and she moved in with daz Am.
I right about that debt, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
I think. Look, I don't know. I never got to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
The primo was very The primo was very saucy, I
remember at the time.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
But five hours under Hydra and your mum went hard
on neighbors.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Thanks Deb. Julie's joined us.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Hello Julie, hey here, you're going very well.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
I couldn't watch what My son wasn't allowed to watch
a Batman number two, the one with the penguin. He
didn't even know it existed. It was about twenty five
years ago and he was only about eight years old
and he was a Batman fanatic, and we decided that
the number two penguin mon wasn't suitable. And he didn't
even find out as he existed until he was an adult.

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So he watched all the others like mister Freeze.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
And all that.

Speaker 10 (30:40):
Ever, ever knew that there was a number two with
a penguin in it, so it was quite funny. He
never forgave me right up until Luday, so you he.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Only found that out as an adult. It was easier
in the old days because the kids didn't know anything,
because those Batman movies got darker and darker as they
got on.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Julie, what was your beef with the penguin? Why didn't
you want him?

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Well, it was when you think back at it, it
was not appropriate for a young child up about it.
So he was chewing on fish and he was really
dark character at the time, and yeah, just decided I
wasn't appropriate. So becas I said, he didn't even know
what he gusted until he was an adult and he
come much we could you you know that there was
another movie there?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I went, was there? Must have missed that for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Jenny DeVito played.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
The peing and he had the little thin claw hands. Thanks,
it's quite dark, Thank you, Julie. Jenny, Hello Jenny, who
couldn't watch one?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Right?

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (31:35):
Well, actually I'm also the conservative mum who wouldn't let
my kids watch.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
Or read Harry Potter.

Speaker 12 (31:42):
And we went all the way to the Universal Studios
and I wouldn't let them go to Harry Potter. Oh well,
because I know I was very mean, but it's because
I'm because I'm Christian, and I didn't have the Bible
with his go back as witchcraft and Harry Potter and
friends like other good guys, and so they.

Speaker 13 (32:04):
Witches are the supposed to be the bad guys who lose, but.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
They're the good guys.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
And have the children been how old are your kids now?

Speaker 12 (32:11):
Are? They're adults now and they've watched all the movies
and that now. And we did go to the Wicked
musical and it was it's a beautiful musical.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I think that woman's making up the witchcraft in the
Wicked scene. But Jenny, did your kids were they okay
with that decision you made?

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Not at the time, No, they were like, oh, you're
a mean mom.

Speaker 14 (32:31):
But they did win a lot of games of never
have I ever?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, so you provided them with fodder for that.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
In the Bible, does it say you can't practice witchcraft?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Does it actually say I think it's about other idols,
isn't it?

Speaker 12 (32:50):
Yeah, people who practice witchcraft will go to hell?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Okay, Jenny, I've told Brendan that many how we on the.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
All the other stuff in there as well.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Well.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Thank you can take more of your calls.

Speaker 19 (33:03):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, The Flood is ticking.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
The tribal dramas, beating lame o thing. Mom wouldn't let
me watch. We need to protect them, Jim waves. Ry's
mum used to fast forward, for example, through kindergarten cop.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
We just got the offensive scene here, Ryan.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
So there's a scene trigger you at the end where
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a gun and the bad guy's got
a gun and they've been some sort of toilet understood there.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I haven't seen this scene before.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
And then scooches through he's got the gun and the
little kids.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
There was a you've never seen that bit?

Speaker 8 (33:48):
No, no, because we sat down and great, it's an
emirated movie for the first time. This is awesome as
a family film. And the mom's scooteres through that entire year.
But I still see it. But it's just happening in
the down of the ferret.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
You think that upset her?

Speaker 21 (34:02):
So she didn't scoot through this boys half a penis, girls,
half of that China.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
No, I saw that and very educational.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Ryan's going home and this is all news to me.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Sam's joined, Hello Sam, who's got the ferret? Hello?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
What weren't you allowed to watch?

Speaker 13 (34:21):
I was on a low wage. Wasn't allowed to watch
like Home and Away, any scene that I had kissing
in it, they got changed. Wow, as they were looking
a side kissing they played, they got changed.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I'm gonna say, as a parent of kids, it is
very awkward when any song was the child as well.
Whenever my daughter, when she was at home, was watching Wentworth,
it'd always be some lesbian scene on the screen.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I g and every time I walked dad, if it's
my faults.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
You would hang around.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well, now I just what's going on?

Speaker 10 (34:53):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Sam? Hello, Sharon, Hi, guys.

Speaker 20 (34:57):
I Will actually had a I am school excurse. I
went to classic school and it was the way we
were with Barbara Streysen and Robert red adult and yeah,
and well there was this sex scene that came on Will.
The nuns start running down the aisle, hitting us on
the heads and telling us.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
To bow your head, bow your heads. They didn't realize
there was a sex scene in this movie.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
So has it giving you any repercussions in your life
showing you have to be hit on the head when
saucy time?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Well, just don't go to the movies with a numb.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Life Lessons thanks to Sharon because Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Podcast down to the jones Demand Test Christmas cards.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Do they passed the pub test?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
What got me thinking about this this morning was that
apparently the cutoff days for Australian parcels to be sent
before December twenty where you've missed that out express posts
by December twenty, No December twenty and December twenty in November.
If you want things to arrive in time, let us
and cards have to be sent by December thirteen if
they're going into States, it's pretty good, or December sixteen

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for the same stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I still think that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I do too, But when I read that about cards,
they kind of trigger me because I just get filled
with angst that I'll receive a few cards from the
same people every year, and I love getting them, but
they make me feel guilty that I never send cards,
so I open them with a heavy heart.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Do you say which there's been a guild I like
sending other cards?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Do you send cards? Do you write cards and send them?
I never got one. I send them to people who
are very dear to me. Do you send cards or
does Helen do it on your behalf?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
No, Helen doesn't cause, she says.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
If she says cards are a waste of time, why
bother with cards?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Some people are sentimental about them, some people. I saw
some comments here. Someone said, I don't just want merry Christmas,
I want family updates. No Christmas, let the Christmas the
generic Christmas letter that little Jimmy winning the school prize.
I know, sorry about that was last yearphilis that wasn't updated.

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So let's put it to you. Christmas cards. Do they
pass the pub test? WSFM?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Hello, it's Jersey Demander.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
You might be familiar with the segment we do TikTok
taka where we make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
And now this isn't that where you've got a commercial
a cream.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
No, this isn't that. I read about these and I
thought I wanted to try to sell out to Big Chip.
I'm just I thought we'd try them. It is twisties,
caviar flavored twisties. You've got to pack over there between
the two of you.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I've got one in front of caviar flavor or caveat.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
It says Twisti's caviar. And there's a picture on the
front of a big spoonful of caviar. But I'm looking
at the ingredients on the back. There's no listing of caviar.
There's a cereal, corn rice, canola oil, maltodextrin, sugar, way salt, mineral, salt,
flavor enhances. Oh, they've got your favorite one, carrot powder

(38:07):
flavor onion. So blah blah blah. All of these things
presumably approximate the flavor of cavea. So let's see, Ryan,
have you do you like caveat?

Speaker 14 (38:16):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
It's fish eggs. It's it's fish eggs. But it's the
good quality stuff. Tastes delicious. I really like it. So
let's open up our twisters. I smell the bag that
looks and they're black. They're black. Oh no, they're like twigglets.
You know there's there's twiglets. Actually that looks like a

(38:39):
dog poop. Look at that. That looks like an old
dog pool you'd see in the park. That is not
advertising in any way. Looking, give one to Ryan in
any way? Looking when I say three, we don't try
it one too?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh nah, no, wow, I rank, well, well they've done.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It doesn't taste fishy, doesn't taste like cavia. What does
it taste like? It tastes like six two one six
two five. Those are additives and carab powder. Well, well
you know it's made twisty is a little less? Oh no,
it's not great?

Speaker 11 (39:17):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Good? Send podcast? When God, I wanted.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
To get on Right now, I'm taking.

Speaker 12 (39:27):
Your windows, your head on a yell.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
The pub test today?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Christmas cards? Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I always feel anxious when I get Christmas cards. I'm appreciative,
but anxious because I don't send them, and it shames me.
How do you feel, Jonesy?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I like sending him out?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Then do you send Christmas cards? You write a Christmas card,
you put a stamp on it, and you send it
to people. When's the last time you did that? Last year,
last Christmas?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Last Christmas?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I gave you my I don't believe a word of
that very next day, did you know, be honest, gave
it away, be honest. Did you send Christmas cards? Yes?
I did? Who too? People?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You know, people, top top people.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, I don't believe a word of it. Christmas cards
they passed the pub test.

Speaker 14 (40:13):
I think they do.

Speaker 22 (40:14):
The family and friends that you don't keep in touch
on a regular basis. But it's nice for them to
think that you're thinking of them. So I send them
to them, but because I want to, not because I
expect any return. This is a nice thing I like
to do at Christmas.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, I've been in a Christmas Club card for five
years now from online during COVID and it was the
best cheerful experience that I've had.

Speaker 10 (40:37):
Yeah, sitting at home alone to get those cards coming
in the mill. It was just keeping in touch for
society and it was a good feeling.

Speaker 14 (40:44):
Christmas is a time for family and spending time with
loved ones and trends. It doesn't matter how often you
see these family and trends throughout the year, a Christmas
card is still a way to say that I'm thinking
of you at this special time of the year. Ye wholeheard,
especially if you let friends who barely know how much

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they mean to you.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's spreads cheer and happiness.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
And we need more of that in the world.

Speaker 14 (41:10):
So there are a waste of talk the face of
money setting them fire post like the.

Speaker 13 (41:16):
Chan's not worth it.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Wow, there's the Grinch right at the end. Now, I'm
pathetically excited. Keller's craft Corner is coming up next, and
there's something else that I'm just so excited Ryan play
the song because I want to get through this so
we can get to them. M hey, you're ready to play.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's time for Keller's Crazy Craft Colin.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I just thought that this was a one off.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's a two off. I'll tell you what's happening today.
You know how people have those paint and sip days.
You will notice that you have an easel in front
of you and some staid la pencils. I couldn't help
but notice you. Yes, so we are going to do
an exercise where we each other, not each other. This

(42:05):
is the thing. This isn't what are you doing? You know?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I just I just feel that we're losing focus here, Amanda. Honestly,
what are you bringing in? It's a trolley where there's
dogs in the trolley, little dogs. Look at those little
and they little duck's hands. Okay, but I'm getting a dog.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Look that do you love? It smells nice? How does
this dog smell nice?

Speaker 6 (42:47):
These dogs.

Speaker 15 (42:50):
And everything?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Now is so what is the point of this?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
This is from Paws and Paints and this is the thing.
I've seen it on TikTok and they do it here
in Sydney is you hold puppies and we paint them.
They run around the studio and we paint them. Why
is your heart not singing?

Speaker 17 (43:13):
Brenda?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Do you have that?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I feel that right now we're riding high ratings wise
with everything, this.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Will all be on our social scene. That dog's face,
Look at that dog's face. It's my craft corner. It's
my craft corner. We're going to we're cuddling all the puppies,
going to put this one on my desk. Don't knock
over my cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
But you're not giving me a dog for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
No, okay, dog's Christmas.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
There.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
For the next five minutes, we're going to paint these
little dogs or draw them with our state little Christmas
car fas.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
I can't come my farm. I'm overwhelmed, I can't breathe.
We're going to try and breathe. I feel this little guy, well,
you can draw just no, he's not doing anything underpants.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
He hears he's wearing an outfit. Oh set your stomachos
at the dog. We're going to draw them and Ryan's
going to have to guess which of this is the best. Heaps.
We could draw, but we're playing with dogs. This is
brilliant entertainment. Put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Don't give me your best shot from the Daily She
is the editor.

Speaker 13 (44:28):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
M Gillespie is here?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So a dog cuddler.

Speaker 17 (44:32):
We've been cuddling dogs and I guess we should do
this segment now. But wow, these dogs are and look.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
At the building. The whole building is down here. If
you wonder what we're doing. This is my craft corner
and this is the thing they do in Sydney. It
is called paws and paint and as they say here
and who wouldn't love this? He combines the therapeutic peutic
benefits of art and spending time with puppies. The poor dog.

Speaker 17 (44:53):
Oh, the puppies are very beautiful.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Sorry, I'm over to you. No, that's okay.

Speaker 17 (44:57):
They're Christmas themed puppies. And that ties nicely into this
because in honor of the Sila about her own dog.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I said, it makes mine look old and annoying. Time
for a new one.

Speaker 17 (45:08):
Well, somebody did just have an accident and I'm not
going to name any names, but I'm also not going
to deny that it was Jonesy. Now, in honor of
the silly season, we are talking about Gwenne's twenty twenty
four Gooped Gift Guide. I love this, talked about this
last year at our live show, at a live show,
and now we are talking about the highlights of this list.
So Gwyneth has this lifestyle brand, Goop. It's just become

(45:30):
this enormous thing and everyone kind of laughs at the ridiculousness.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Of this list every year, but we also pay attention
to it. Oh, we sure do.

Speaker 17 (45:37):
I've broken it down into some highlights. We've got bougie
and budget. So for fans of the infrared sauna, which
I know we will have many listeners who love a
bit of sauna, you can get for the low price
of six thousand dollars in infrared sauna for your home.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I saw her go into one with a Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 17 (45:54):
Yeah, one of the Jimmy's. They all love the saunas
the Jimmy's. But if that's a bit out of your
price range, We've got a budget sawn a moment, a
baseball cap designed with built in red light therapy promising
to stimulate hair growth. That's six three hundred and ninety
dollars you've got a good head of hair brand. And
now I've got a bougie and budget option for the
friend in your life who reminds you of Pete Evans.

(46:15):
So we've got a gemstone matt now on sale for
three thousand dollars. It's got rainbow stones that heat up
and allow you to quote bask in pulsed electromagnetic fields,
nicely suited for any practice involving your chakras. Oh wow,
so that's pretty cheap. But if that's too much three grand,
you can get some body balanced magnets. They're only eighty

(46:36):
two bucks. Yep, the magnets of your body that designed
to stimulate acupuncture something something. The word ear seeds was used. Seeds, Yeah,
it sounds very legit. Now onto the foodies in your life.
I know we were talking about caviar twisties, but if
that's a bit low rent for you, Gwyneth has a
one thousand dollar tin of caviar that she can recommend

(46:56):
on the Goop list. But for one hundred and thirty
five dollars, you can buy three kilo hand picked box
of citruses from a trendy orchard in California.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Are the handpicked by Gwyneth.

Speaker 17 (47:07):
No, not by Gwyneth, by artisanal produce makers.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Who picks the fruit.

Speaker 17 (47:16):
There's something called a Joe filtered shower head. I'm not
sure if it will make you look like Angelina Jolie.
It's two hundred and fifty bucks and apparently you like
screw it onto your shower head and it reduces contaminants
in the water for glowing skin and softer hair. That
must be what these puppies are using, because they smell
delicious and they.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Shore our glows as soft.

Speaker 17 (47:35):
As for the fitness fans, Jones, I thought you might
like this. We've got a foldable kayak three thousand dollars,
stable enough for newbies and agile enough for veteran kayakers.
You can fold it up and stow it in your
carry on.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Are we a bit of carry on?

Speaker 17 (47:50):
Are we're taking kayaks on a plane in.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
You carry on?

Speaker 10 (47:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (47:53):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
It's giving private you say it's your support kayak.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Is that a canoe in your pocket? Are you just
happy to see.

Speaker 17 (47:58):
Winnie takes it on the pea? There is a seven
hundred dollars meditation bench two hundred dollars post workout slip
on shoes. But I do have mesitation slip on shoes. Oh,
we can't think too long and hard about it. Just
spend the money by the things. There is a special
mention for things that are plated in too much gold
or make even less sense than what I've just talked

(48:19):
to you about. We spoke about a gong last year.
They've leveled up some. There's a puppy making an interesting noise.
Sorry the vocalizations. It's a sign of intelligence. There is
a gong this year for three and a half grand.
I'm actual gong, an actual gong and a stand. However,
I'm sorry to let you down. It's a six week
pre order, so it's not going to make it.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
By Cora, You're not going to get you wrong for Christmas,
because if I were, i'd gong this segment.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I've got two more for you, Thank you.

Speaker 17 (48:46):
A six hundred and fourteen dollars mail in full body
intelligence test. So what you can do is you can
give a company all of your DNA for only six
hundred dollars. You provide blood, stools, saliva samples ticket in
the mail, and then something called a vome analyzes your
gene and something called your microbiomes, and that helps you

(49:07):
find out how smart you are. And if you're going
to live to one hundred.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
We're smart. You're send me a poo in the mail
to a stranger.

Speaker 17 (49:13):
It's got to be a humbling experience mailing off a poo.
And then to top it all off, unless it is
for a bow cancer screening, in which.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Case we do it.

Speaker 17 (49:20):
Doors, please do it of course. My last one, I
thought we'd go out on a high note. A twenty
four carrot gold vibrator ring, as in one you wear
on your finger like a piece of jewelry. It actually looks.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Quite demus vibrate.

Speaker 17 (49:33):
It vibrates for the purposes of sexy pleasure, which.

Speaker 23 (49:37):
You've got to if you were it on your hand, Yeah,
well I don't. You can take it off your hand,
someone sit on your hand. If that, I mean, get
creative with it. I like where you're taking an Amanda.
It's three hundred and seventy five dollars. And the thing
I like about this one is last year the Goop
gift guide.

Speaker 17 (49:51):
That we spoke about included a twenty four carrot gold vibrator,
but that was twenty three thousand dollars we've come down
to three seventy five this year. And when it is
self aware. She's seen the cost of living crisis, she's
seen the pressure we're all under. She's saying, here's a ring.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
It's a bit cheaper because it was what did you say?
It was twenty four carrot the one last year. Yes, yeah, Amanda,
you had a cozy lives idea.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I thought we just use a carrot.

Speaker 17 (50:15):
Plus Larry Christmas, get them what they really want you.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We'll catch you next year.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Thank you, thank you. That's great. Now put that dog down.
What are we doing with this? Well? I was I'm drawing.
Have you started your drawing? I haven't. Ryan's going to
judge your drawing. Called living, It's called paws and paints
and we're going to paint these dogs. Jonesy and Amanda podcast,

(50:43):
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Speaker 1 (52:07):
It is twenty one to night and gets my goolies.
Another finalist coming up? And what are we doing again?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Well, we're still I'm still Are you doing your art
a radius? Well I am too, I am more important.
This is my craft corner. I am drawing this little dog,
and Ryan's going to have to guess or not guess,
decide who's done all.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Ryan's got a lot to do.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
He's got to clean up the studio. He's going to
put on some moving pictures, the band Doctor Ridge.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Someone's going to steer the shield Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Well, here's my craft corner. Kids, you're ready to play.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
It's time for tell us Crazy Craft Colin.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I know this is a one off, it's a two off,
maybe a three off. I just don't know. What we've
done today. Is an art trend I've seen on TikTok.
You know they've got paint and sip and all that
sort of stuff. This is called paws and Paints where
you get little puppies to run around. We've got these
little newborn miniature dashounds. We're not newborn puppies, and they

(53:11):
are exquisite. There are little Christmas outfits and you and
I have been tasked with drawing them. Have you finished
your drawing, Brendan, because we're going to show them to
Ryan and he's going to judge. Let's see yours first
of all, All right.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I tell you a picture of.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's you going mental over the dog. That's the most
disgraceful thing. I'm doing a radio a picture of me.
It's it's the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
How have you a falling by the wayside. The last
thing I want to do is lose my career over.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I'm happy to lose a career over a cute dog.
That is a disgusting picture of me. What's coming out
of Amanda's men?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
What is that tongue hanging out like a mental Have
I had more time?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Here's mine? Oh, that's quite nice. Mine could be a
greeting card, couldn't it. That's good? And what have you
put on it? It's a dog? What do you mean
what I put on it? That's well done? Do you
know how everyone here has just been squealing and going
ah and squeezing these dogs. There's such a thing as
cute aggression, and I spoke. I'm about to speak about

(54:22):
it on the podcast that's coming up this week on
Double A Channel. I'll tell you what cute aggression is,
and it's not actually aggressive, but to protect babies and
dogs and things. That's why they have their big scooby
eyes and big mussy eyes because we want to look
after them. But we can be overwhelmed by the cuteness,
and so that kind of need to hurt it, or

(54:42):
that you don't it's not actually aggression, it's the it's
your psychological way of tempering the cuteness. Because if you're
in charge of drinking my tea, oh my god, get
your mouth out of there, drinking my tea, not mummy's gin.
If your tasked with having to look after something, you
have to have your wits about you. So if you're
overwhelmed by the cuteness, you can't do it. So they

(55:03):
think that is what the cute. Aggression is to temper
the overwhelming cuteness of something, And so aggression is almost
a misnoma because you don't actually it's we you don't
actually want to hurt it. It's just this overwhelming feeling. Hey,
look at that. Is that a it's drinking? Is that
a boy or a girl? What happens down there?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
That's the poor kid.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I don't know what it is because I haven't seen
small ones. I haven't had a boy dog. I don't
know what that is.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I haven't seen small ones before.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Get your head out of my cup of tea. Anyway,
I've really enjoyed this and I think Ryan has decided
that I'm the winner. Is that right? We'll put both
of these up on our social so you can have
a lot and lots of pictures of cute cute dogs. Ryan, Okay,
just doing kids. You're ready to play.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
It's time for Collos crazy craft Colin.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
And like a cup of tea, I take a photo
of that jem jam nationaid. It's still reeling at that
terrible drawing, aggressive and psychopathic drawing you did of me
holding a dog.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
I'm doing it right now, a successful radio show for
the moment.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I'm here too, I'm working now.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
You know all you've done is goof off for the
last hour because you brought a bunch of dogs.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
In and everyone out here is now goofing off. No
one's doing any work. Everyone's goofing off.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
What do you think of that drawing? Ryan?

Speaker 17 (56:34):
Well?

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Have you tried to do Amanda's breast?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Oh my god? What's that?

Speaker 20 (56:38):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
You didn't even get time for the breasts.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
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It's going to win twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to
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Let's here Today's fine.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Today's finalist. In February, had Vanessa f repetted Hills. She said,
in this one about bracelets, you know what, guess my gullies.

Speaker 19 (57:09):
Okay, I'm just preaching out to all the women and
the men who wear jewelry putting.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
On a bracelet.

Speaker 17 (57:14):
I've recently started doing this, and it is.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Just a mission.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
It is a mission so much that I'm kind of
considering like just offering a service to change the clasp
on everyone's bracelet.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Ever, she's so right doing it one handed. How do
you do it? Here's my bracelet, Brendon, try and see
if you can put that one. And this isn't even
a hard one where you have to loop it things.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
In like so you've got me into dogs.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Now I'm a bracelet. Oh, don't break now, it's not
going to fit over. Don't do't don't break it. Okay, Okay,
you wouldn't. Okay, see if you can do it, I've
been with it not being over your wrist. I don't
think you could. And then put that chain on and
the little hoop that goes around there. No, don't see,
there's a little thing you put on so it doesn't come.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Out pity sake.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Okay, well you've made your point.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Congratulations to you. Then that is a finalist number two.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
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Speaker 1 (58:24):
Wait to this bracelet? What did this cost me?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Costs you nothing? Come on, if you're so considered about
doing your work, read on.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
T tallan Keying.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Every morning we play The Magnificent Seven. This morning we
were slightly taken aback by Shane from Picton. Remind me
never to go to his house for a dinner party.
What would you typically make in a chamber plot, Shane?
Would it be a cake.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
You could or see urine?

Speaker 13 (58:56):
I'd say be soup?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
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That's feel, isn't it. Field Day another chance to win
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Speaker 3 (59:13):
Bunch of stuff that didn't make it on the show
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six to night for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
See you then, good day to you. Well, thank god
that's over. Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 19 (59:29):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
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