🧐 Here’s Why The Internet Thinks Garth Brooks Is A Serial Killer

What is the world coming to?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda jam Nation. Well, look, this p ditty
stuff is truly disturbing because we're hearing that, Well, who
knows how many people were involved. Who knows who knew
what was going on and have said nothing. Who knows
the length of depravity that other people have been engaging in.
All this will come out in this investigation. What it

(00:22):
has done is sort of united a lot of those
QAnon type people who have had conspiracy theories about every
politician you've ever met being a pedophile, etc. All of
that's come to the fore again because in moments like
this where you think, well who do you trust? People
trust nobody. But what it does is lead to and
I feel kind of guilty even talking about this because
am I buying into this. I'm about to play you

(00:43):
some audio of something I don't believe for a second.
But this is what's weird. These people are now out
and about telling their stories, and no story is just
complete speculation. The latest thing I saw is that people
have said that one of the biggest stars in the world,
Garth Brooks, country singer, country singer, he is white for
it a serial killer. Have a listen to this. What

(01:06):
in the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes is going
on with you, Garth.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's in the eyes for me.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I woke up this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And saw a podcast. Oh my goodness, I'm gonna show.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It to you.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
If you've never looked at Garth Brooks comment section on Instagram,
this video will probably change that. If you have looked
and you didn't know what the hell was happening, this
video is made for you.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'd rather kill some money.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
This is the evidence we've been waiting for.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Garth Brooks kidnapped terror. His path is responsible for hundreds
of missing people. His tour schedule aligns with like dozens
of missing persons. If seventy five people are missing and
there are all in cities that he has been in,

(01:53):
he's the Easter Bunny of bodies kind of Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
There's evidence people.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Do not subscribed.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm saying that this is no, not for a second.
This is what I'm saying, you.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Know, conspiracy. The cookers will say we're in league with gard.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
No, we're not. Well, you know, I'm in league with
Let's not all get crazy here. They're saying that Garth
Brooks tour dates aligned with missing people. Therefore, I e.
He's a serial murderer. And the people go to his
shows holding placards saying where are the bodies? I'm not kidding.
Where this began was a comedian Tom Segura. He joked

(02:32):
on a podcast saying that that Garth Brooks looked like
a serial killer. He made a joke. It was a joke,
and this is now grown legs and has become this
and people on his on Garth Brooks Instagram are saying
Garth Brooks is a serial killer. The families deserve closure.
Tell them, Garth, tell them.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
These people with podcasts. You know, it's like if I
had that theory, you know my theory, and I think
it's a sound theory. The Damien Cook from the Bunnies
and Campbell Presidents, you know, Campbell Reagan and Gillard Gillard
from Paramatta are time travelers.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
They've got mustache.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
We've forgot those old time mustaches. And these two guys
have found themselves in our time.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
They're good at footy.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Well, all they want to do is get back to
their men on the Western Front. But sir, we've got
to get back to the Western Front. But in the meantime,
we must play this foolish twentieth century game. That's my theory,
that's your cooker theory.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
The difference is you don't have a podcast. If the
only person media it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Have one in the world that doesn't have a podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You've got a three hour radio show where you've blabbed
your full brain.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well that'll do me.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, what we are what.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm saying here is this is ridiculous. Poor old Garth
Brooks's tour dates. You know, people will find anything, and
that's be wary because we're coming into that zone. And
this is what happens is where people are frightened because
they think this P. Didy stuff is everywhere. Now they
think everyone's a pedophile.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
It's a slippery slope, absolutely, especially p did he plays
all that lube