December 19, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda Gama.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you're a bit of a lotherio or lothario, it's
harder and harder to get away.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Sound like a sagittarius.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's very hard to get away with your lotharistic activities.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
If there's such a word, Well, you're being.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Overly verbots, if you're saying, if you're going to root around,
you'll find out. These days, people get.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Caught all over the place, don't they they do?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
What about the tale of the vegan influencer who busted
a cheating boyfriend thanks to a Pepperoni pizza order?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
This is interesting, isn't it. She used his phone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
They both committed vegans, and she's a vegan influencer VF.
So she used his phone and his app to order
some food and she saw Pepperoni pizza yep. And she
knew it wasn't his because he's a committed vegan. So
when I first read this story, I thought, maybe he's
(00:57):
cheating by eating meat. Well, I don't think he's eating meat.
She un leashed or discovered is infidelity.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He's eating out somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's not keeping it in his pantry at home.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Miserably at all, not at all, so that begs the
question is he a vegan? Does that mean he dalis
into eating a bit of No.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I think it means, well, she has assumed he is.
She's found out that he's cheating. He's still a vegan,
but he's having it off with somebody else. What would
that be the bigger indiscretion than finding that he's a
side meat eater.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, it's interesting, isn't it. How would you feel about that,
which bit being betrayed in food or betrayed.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'd rather be betrayed in food than betrayed betrayed.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
How about you?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, yeah, I think what if you'd.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Be outraged if your wife was a secret vegan.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I just don't get vegas. I don't understand it. You know,
it's not my bag man. You know, we are the
apex predator of the world. We are the We're the
ones where the we're the number one game in town.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Because crocodiles are an apex predator.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We kill crocodiles.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Crocodiles kill us too, Yeah, of course they do, and
so do sharks, and so the lions and tigers and bears.
But having said that, we're the ones that have their
heads up and trophies in our dens and things like that.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Don't you'll find human skeleton bones in the den of lions.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You will a lot as trophies just for eating.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So wish it's worse.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We do it for fun. They do it for food.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, it's kind of that shows you how dominant we are.
We don't even eat them. We just shoot them and
put them up on the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's how dominant we are.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's how good we are.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Where everyone talks about how great cockroaches are, but man,
man will just keep living.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's what men do.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And so you're such a hunter gatherer hero, why don't
you put your Domino's Pepperoni pizza box up on the
wall and go, honey, look what I've got for us.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I spent all day and look what I've got.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hunted out this the other night. You got the
Uber eats guy to come around. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You're a hero.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm a giant hero. But that's what we do.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I got a mate of mine and he went for
a body scan and they found all these polyps in
his body, and he thought they thought.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He was riddled with cancer. My goodness, it was terrible.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I didn't want a blaspheme.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, but it was terrible and he was really worried
about his life. What was it? They were like little
mini cysp but not cancerous.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But his whole circulatory system had bypassed around these little polyps.
His central nervous system worked itself around the pulmonary system,
as I said, weaved its way around. You hear stories
about people with incredible tales of survival.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So what were they? And will they remove them?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, they've got this too many of them to remove.
But his body found a.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Way and he can live with it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can live with that. He's fine, totally fine. Now
they're not.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, cancer is the asshole of it all, especially
if you get it down there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But it is. It's the worst thing in the world,
no doubt about that. But we have to marvel at
the will to live, the human will to live.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yes, but it's also like people who get splinters in
a finger and will come out through your butt cheek
four years later. That's amazing, isn't it. And kids who
get stabbed with pencils at school when they're fifty the
lead will come out somewhere completely completely different.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What happened to him?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What have we got here, miss Pat?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
What did we start talking about?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I can't even remember vegans, Vegans, they've led us.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So waste our time, your losers.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh you know Jonesy does not speak for me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Now go and eat your plate of seeds.
And Amanda Gama.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you're a bit of a lotherio or lothario, it's
harder and harder to get away.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Sound like a sagittarius.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's very hard to get away with your lotharistic activities.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
If there's such a word, Well, you're being.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Overly verbots, if you're saying, if you're going to root around,
you'll find out. These days, people get.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Caught all over the place, don't they they do?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
What about the tale of the vegan influencer who busted
a cheating boyfriend thanks to a Pepperoni pizza order?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
This is interesting, isn't it. She used his phone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
They both committed vegans, and she's a vegan influencer VF.
So she used his phone and his app to order
some food and she saw Pepperoni pizza yep. And she
knew it wasn't his because he's a committed vegan. So
when I first read this story, I thought, maybe he's
(00:57):
cheating by eating meat. Well, I don't think he's eating meat.
She un leashed or discovered is infidelity.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He's eating out somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's not keeping it in his pantry at home.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Miserably at all, not at all, so that begs the
question is he a vegan? Does that mean he dalis
into eating a bit of No.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I think it means, well, she has assumed he is.
She's found out that he's cheating. He's still a vegan,
but he's having it off with somebody else. What would
that be the bigger indiscretion than finding that he's a
side meat eater.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, it's interesting, isn't it. How would you feel about that,
which bit being betrayed in food or betrayed.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'd rather be betrayed in food than betrayed betrayed.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
How about you?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, yeah, I think what if you'd.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Be outraged if your wife was a secret vegan.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I just don't get vegas. I don't understand it. You know,
it's not my bag man. You know, we are the
apex predator of the world. We are the We're the
ones where the we're the number one game in town.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Because crocodiles are an apex predator.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We kill crocodiles.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Crocodiles kill us too, Yeah, of course they do, and
so do sharks, and so the lions and tigers and bears.
But having said that, we're the ones that have their
heads up and trophies in our dens and things like that.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Don't you'll find human skeleton bones in the den of lions.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You will a lot as trophies just for eating.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So wish it's worse.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We do it for fun. They do it for food.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, it's kind of that shows you how dominant we are.
We don't even eat them. We just shoot them and
put them up on the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's how dominant we are.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's how good we are.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Where everyone talks about how great cockroaches are, but man,
man will just keep living.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's what men do.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And so you're such a hunter gatherer hero, why don't
you put your Domino's Pepperoni pizza box up on the
wall and go, honey, look what I've got for us.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I spent all day and look what I've got.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hunted out this the other night. You got the
Uber eats guy to come around. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You're a hero.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm a giant hero. But that's what we do.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I got a mate of mine and he went for
a body scan and they found all these polyps in
his body, and he thought they thought.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He was riddled with cancer. My goodness, it was terrible.
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I didn't want a blaspheme.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, but it was terrible and he was really worried
about his life. What was it? They were like little
mini cysp but not cancerous.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But his whole circulatory system had bypassed around these little polyps.
His central nervous system worked itself around the pulmonary system,
as I said, weaved its way around. You hear stories
about people with incredible tales of survival.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So what were they? And will they remove them?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
No, they've got this too many of them to remove.
But his body found a.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Way and he can live with it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can live with that. He's fine, totally fine. Now
they're not.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know, cancer is the asshole of it all, especially
if you get it down there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But it is. It's the worst thing in the world,
no doubt about that. But we have to marvel at
the will to live, the human will to live.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yes, but it's also like people who get splinters in
a finger and will come out through your butt cheek
four years later. That's amazing, isn't it. And kids who
get stabbed with pencils at school when they're fifty the
lead will come out somewhere completely completely different.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What happened to him?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What have we got here, miss Pat?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
What did we start talking about?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I can't even remember vegans, Vegans, they've led us.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So waste our time, your losers.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh you know Jonesy does not speak for me.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Now go and eat your plate of seeds.
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