Callers Weigh In On Why Getting Hit In the Balls Is Far Worse Than Childbirth!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, we're trying to settle this debait once and for
all because it really normally does divide the sexes.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, what hurts more being kicked, hit, punched, anything in
the balls or natural childbirth? We are flying the flag
for the noise, not this week. No, we are part
of it as a station three. This one's for the fellas.
All right, let's go to the lines please. I would
like to. I mean I don't want to hear. I

(00:26):
don't want to hear, but we need to hear your stories.
Can we've got some oh yeah, some pain in the
background there. Dave from Seaford Meadows, Good morning, David. Have
you had a testical injury?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Good morning guys. As the year of as a letter,
I had strang clouded testicle? What a strange clouded testicle?
Where it is where the testicle is twisted up over
its cord and it's potentially life threatening?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Do you know? Can you how you did it?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I was laying down watching TV and as I got up,
it hold her over on itself.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
See Ali, this is almost worse because you've got diamonds
to prepare for the birth of David was just watching TV.
You can strike it.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Anytime and David, I really really feel for you. But
it's still not the kick that you keep trying to argue.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It lasts a lot longer than a kick. I've been
kicked in that before. I've had a cricketball in the
that's before nowhere near the pain as I was. I
had to go to the hospital and get the operation done,
all right, so I had that traveling time as well
as well as the recovery time.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Does one bring flowers?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
The whole mind doesn't really have a car?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
A car for a strangulated test.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
When you not when your dad's got an HQ hold.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
All right, David, But at least it sounds like you're
all president, correct sir, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
For Thank you, David. I knew that this man would
come to my rescue. Dave from Sky, a regular caller
in our show, Dave, can you please enlighten ALLEI on
how much it hurts getting hit in the nuts?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, look, good morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Let's just put it this way.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
How many kids have you got?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I have three, beautiful right.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, then the pain can't be that bad, because there's
no way a man would get kicked in the nuts
more than once.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Boys, A week.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Right. We would never go back, never go back for
a second.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I am taking the evidence as to what it is.
Nothing has ever happened to yours except that drop.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Definitely all right? Nick? In Campbelltown? Are you on my
side here? Nick?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, I've got two acres two acres forty eight stitches
in my left hand, nut and seven eternal.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh it happens, Nick?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
In the long handle shovels split my balls from here
to Kingdom. Come. They were hanging out, The testicles were
out of the sack.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Color are they?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
What has been to the hospital? They put me in
stir it for about two hours, so I know how
the wind and feel.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You yeah, Kimbo.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
A surgeon came down and glood and guts on him
and said, oh, there'd be right. He just shoved them in,
said stitch them up, and he got.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Back thirty five thousand dollars to do. That is everything?
Does it all work? Now? Nick?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Are we good?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well that side? I don't have a lot of feeling.
I got told I'll never have kids when I was younger,
I did have kids. Eventually, I played sport and every
time anyone never went for that area and there what
is that supposed to hurt.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's got the other ways. He's got invincible.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes, I got banned for life in sport. Someone touched
me there, so I thought, well done.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
It is so cringe, not a kick. That's my point.
It's the same pain, all right. We actually have a
female on the line here from Parafield Gardens. Adriana's on
the phone. Good morning, Adriana. What have you wanted to
go in here?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Well? I think that after listening to Kieran story. I'm sorry, Ellie,
I'm on tinking.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Have you had a baby?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I've had two?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, and so how much did that hurt?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Or did you you know?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Did you do it without drugs?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, the first one happened so quickly. No, the second
one happened so quickly that I didn't have time for drugs.
She was born within half an hour. And my first
one that was also a quick birth, forty five minutes.
But most females go anywhere between what twelve twenty four
forty eight hours?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, twenty four that's the whole day.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
But and our buddies recover so quickly from childbirth.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm glad yours do still can't play.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
I mean, our bodies are naturally designed to recover from childbirths.
I mean, of course drugs help.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
When they don't, I'd say, God, mother nature, whoever you
believe in that has created the male form to be
what it is. If it really hurt that much, they
wouldn't have let them dangle outside.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm just saying, Adriana, I appreciate you being on my side.
I really do.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I am on your side. I'm sorry. I mean girls,
when they get hit in or hurting, the hurts. That's
internal ex turn.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
All of this hurts. None of them denying it all hurts.
I just think one hurts a little bit more. And
it's nice to have you on the team. Adriana, Thank
you very much.