"Giant Maggots With The Face Of David Koch" Ross Noble's Biggest Fear!

Ross Noble joins Max & Ali to talk about Thank God Your Here, book week, and his biggest fear!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mix one or two, going three magsinally in the morning
right now, to be joined by one of my all
time favorite people in the world, if that's even humanly possible.
He is going to be walking through the Blue Door
for Thank God You're here tonight at seven thirty on
ten and ten play mister Ross Noble, Good morning, Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Ross?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
What about you? How do you feel about going through
the Blue Door? Is it something that even someone has
accomplished as you gets a little nervous about.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You know what, It's one of those things where I
love it so much it's actually ridiculous, Like it's one
of those things where for me, I don't think there's
another TV show that's as much fun to do because
it's basically it's late dressing up and then you walk
through the door and then there's all these big slate Narnia.

(00:47):
Isn't it slate Narnia? But instead of a instead of
a witch trying to kill you, it's I love it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I've seen you perform so many times, and I've got
to be completely honest. Half the time I just spend
wetting my pants laughing at you, and then the other
half the time I look at you and think what
it would it be like to be married to Ross noble? Yeah,
because I think you would be You would be amazing,
like having to deal with all the idiot things on
hold that you have to do around a household.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
However, a parent teacher night could be a bit fraud.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
There's there's tillige. You could get that because you think
there's people in the audience going wow, I wont know
what it'd be late being married to him, in a
sort of you know if I was if I had
a massive evil, i'd be late. Yeah, people sitting in
there and wonder what it would be late? Wouldn't it
be cool if being married? But I'd like to be
married to him. But you're not seeing it like that.

(01:42):
You're what would it be late to be married to?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Every morning he comes down from breakfast? What are we
going to get this morning from Russ at the breakfast, Dame?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I have arguments with my husband about him being funded,
and he's not overly fun in like the grand scheme
of things. You're ross freaking noble, not a noble imagine
like putting the kids to bed.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And no, I'm not even even even yesterday we're having
We're all sat down for tea, and my eldest daughter
cracks her knuckles and it's one of those things where
like for some reason I can't concentrate. Well she does it.
It tries to re up the wall, but she does

(02:32):
it in a kind of a like it relaxes us.
But we were in tackles, and apparently the way that
I attacking, know, the crunchy ones, Apparently there was one
the way that I drives her up the wall. So
basically she was heat there like twitching, just going like

(02:53):
I can't take it, just still in my head in
and in order to deal with the fact that she
was having to listen to me crack crack, she started
cracking her knuckles. So that was driving me. So the
two of us were just sat there a way you
were just laughing their head and look at these too,

(03:14):
what like you know, she's trying to she's trying to
deal with the noise by cracking the knuckles with it,
and we were trapped in this loop.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I don't put that on the old El Paso.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, that's that's true. That's rue with my endorsements.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can you just hang around because the fact that you
are a parent. We need to borrow your brain because
a lot of us are just a massive struggle town
because of something that we all call book Week. Can
you just stick around because we just need your advice
on something.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, absolutely, Mix.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
One or two point three magsinally in the morning.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Right now, he's on Thank God You're here. Tonight one
of my favorite TV shows, seven thirty on Channel ten
and ten play one of the funniest, wackiest Canadians going around.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Ross Noble, the one and only now Ross. It is
book Week.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
My husband and I the kids are all arguing and
ended up as to you know why my husband insists
on not just like buying one. He actually has to
make a costume for the kids. I would imagine your
kids would go to school in pretty great costumes.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know what. It's gone mad though, book which hasn't
it because it used to just be like seems to
be that thing right, stick this rubbish wig on? Right?
You know you like you really want that's it? You know? Yeah,
mess you up your hair? Right? You want of the
Twitter's right end up? Now it's become it's got in

(04:43):
sea and it's probably properly, properly out of control. You
know the trouble is as well as that, I thought.
I thought, I think that, like, because it's all kids
and they choose it, and it's books that they have read,
I think that I think we should there should be
a new rule where the parents to pick a pick
a character from literature and then send their kids in

(05:06):
so they're not quite sure who they are. Like I
kind of just send my youngest daughter in as one
of the Newton creatures from the Island of Doctor Morroe.
But apparently she doesn't she doesn't know the book.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
But I think that.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Would long as from fifty that'd be the next one.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, exactly, it's either turning up as someone from Gladiator,
someone from Bob the Builder, or fifty Sides of Grin exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
So Ross, are you creating the costumes or are you
a buyer of the costumes.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
When it comes to book week, because because it's their thing,
I would go with it with a boat costume. But
when it comes to my own costumes, my friend had
a birthday party and you had to come as your
worst fear. That was the thing. So it was like,
whatever your worst view is, you have to wear that.
So I spent two months making my costume, which was

(06:02):
so I sculpted all of these things in clay and
then set them in silicon and then made them so
my so made this. It's hard to describe, but my
worst FIA was like not just giant maggots eating their
way out of your body, with giant maggots with the
face of Am and Homes. Now Am and Holmes is

(06:22):
basically yeah, cost exactly. So imagine giant maggots with the
face of Bess and it's an ins like it's people
look at it and just go, oh my god, what
is that?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, rubot maggots cool and yeah, And then the party
and everyone was certainly had all blowed on them and.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
That and I thought people would be going because so
there was two stages to it. It was the first
stage where people would go what their giant maggots was
the face of Amen Homes And then that would take
a while for them to just go, sorry, what is this?
And then there was a realization where did you get that?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I don't sell them a spotlight?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
We started this conversation with me telling you that I
sit and watch your live comedy shows wondering what I
want to be like to be married to him, and
now I can say absolutely, hand on heart, I'm finishing
this phone call wondering the same thing.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's like being married to me. There's a lot of
pins in silicon, all.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Last God you're here today, There you go, There it is,
and that's why.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
We're toore you. We can't wait to see you walk
through that blue door.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Thank God to you here tonight, seven thirty ten and
ten player ros Noble always lovely to talk.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah,