MINI: Jeans Storys

After Jack's horrifying jeans story yesterday, producer Caitlin insisted we put the call out for more jeans stories.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Welcome to
the Christian O'Connell Show. Yesterday's show miss read out some
comments about one moment in the yesterday's show. Blinda, that
was the most insane thing I've ever heard. Violet heard
this while driving in my car and I was yelling, No,

(00:24):
if I met a guy and we had four or
five amazing dates and he mentioned he lift his clothes
permanent of the shop, I would start ghosting him permanently.
Paula feral Feral Radio Richmond. What does he do when
he changed his kid's nappy?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Leave it somewhere?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
What are we referring to a moment yesterday of moments
when our friend Jackpost casually mentioned that, no, biggie, but
he brought a new pair of jeans, and where did
leave his old jeans on the floor of the changing room.
And that is when we just everything changed everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And I will change my behavior now.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I doubt that I got.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I got the feeling that that was not your first
time at that rodeo. I no, you don't suddenly start
doing that in life.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
That I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
There's a whole trail of clothes left to blaze is
a serial offense.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I can say I will never do it again now
that I know that, Oh it's so wronge rooms anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I got this email from lovely email actually from Kathy.
Dear Christian, my children, I listen to your show on
the way to school. Occasionally some of Jack's questionable acts
provide good learning opportunities.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
For my kids. This morning, are you really are? This morning?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
We were overwhelmed by those learning opportunities.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
We love listening to Jack. He seems like a very
nice guy. He is you are.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Sometimes he does things which are a bit out of character.
I'm not sure about that. I would say very much
in character. But anyway, your email. But then again, we're
all in the process of becoming better versions of ourselves.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's lovely. We're all working progress.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Could you please pass on these five learning points to
Jack gladly cath One, wear what you feel like and
feel comfortable in, rather than following trends. There was a
lot of murmuring yesterday from me about skin jeans. We
kept coming back to ski jeans aren't in fashionate?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That was the whole reason I was there in the
first place to get He's got his classic old dad
straight leg jeans.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Now no fun to Your parents would have taught you
not to leave your clothes on the floor and clean
your own mess. The same applies outside of the home.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I actually I didn't leave them on the floor. I
left them on that little seat that they give.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh so six inches off the floor.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Three staff in cheaper stores yesterday, Jack was saying, because
it was a DFO, he felt he could behave a bit.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
They run a looser store, do they.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, staff in cheaper stores now has deserved the same
amount of respect as high end store.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
True, I forgot about this too too.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jacket lost this parking ticket, so we just tailgated to
get out of there without paying for Tailgating out of
a car park is dishonest, illegal and can cause accidents.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, yeah, no, no, no, I have no defense for
that one.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Five.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
If you finish wearing your clothes, wash them and donate
them to the Salvos as someone less fortunate.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We'll appreciate them.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And I think probably that's what would have happened to them. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
What do you think they're going to take them home
and watch some strangers jeans?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, but they might have a donation part for everybody
because they don't retailers haven't.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Got the space or time for that.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The business somewhere on the desk there like once a
week they take all the clothes that get left behind.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
There's none, there's none that get left behind. There's none
that get left behind. So after yesterday's show, right but
you said, Caitlin goes, oh my god, all that Jeane stuff,
the phone calls, the emails, you're still getting about it.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And she goes, you know what, I.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Can't help but think stuff happens in jeans.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm like the Visionaria. Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I mean, look, stuff is going to happen, whether you're
in your trainers or your r own Williams, stuff happens.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
She goes, no, no, no, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
We might get loads of calls stories about jeans, whether
they're in them or something that I said.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, they can't in them.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It can't be a story.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You Oh, I went skydiving in the parachute didn't open,
but then it opened at the last minute and I
was wearing jeans.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Let's go straight.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
The source says, so, what how do you Because I
want to find out today if people do have stories
about jeans. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
So for example, a girlfriend of mine got a pair
of skinny jeans and she had to go to hospital
and get cut out of them because they were so
tight that she loirculation in the.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Last I'm giving them money for great stories.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
So just stories like that.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
How long are you waiting in that reception?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Because I've been at the emergency department, you know, and
you have to wait hours and if you've got but
if it's just your jeans are too tight, you could
be there a week.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
They're not rushing you through.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We've got a skinny jeana team.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I guess it depends how blew her feet actually just
could be constricting like a python slowly wrapping itself around you.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
She actually went in not knowing that the jeans were
the problem. So she just had pins and needles in
her legs, and she said, and so she wanted to
be seen and then they're like, yeah, you've just got
two tight in jeans on and then they cut them off.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let's do jeans, Okay, Any stories you've got involving jeans?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
All right, I participated wants to know if there are
stories out there involving jeans, and you know what it
looks like the moonshot's working Christian. My girlfriend split her
jeans like split split at a race day. It was
a big motorsports event. She was working the event, first
day in this job. Didn't realize until halfway through the
day that her backside had been out in front of
Holden and Ford fans.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
That is brutal, poor thing. Let's get to Justin, good morning, Justin,
good eye. How are you. We're good, Justin? So, what
is your story involving jeans?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, So when I was about sixty years old, come
home from school and yeah, Mom said, I bought a
new Perry jeans. Thought beautiful, how good this? So went
and tried him on. And I was trying to mom
with no on his mistake for a start, and I said, Mom,
can't get the zipper done up. Cannot get the zipper
done up, and I wasn't happy. So Mum comes out,

(06:23):
she goes to do the zipper up. We got me
bloody little Willie stuck in the zip.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It was.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Just as soon as yeah, and Mum would have done
it with gusto and force. I can do that for you,
and just too much gusto and force.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh yeah, I was screaming, so I'm running out and
he's going what is going on? And he was designed
himself laugh and he couldn't believe and little Jazzy, he
was not happy.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
One.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Thank you very much your story a mate, Have good day,
take care buddy.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Thanks very much, you do. Bye.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yesterday afternoon, I got an email from one of you
that I was grateful for and thank you for thinking
of the show. It's from Kathleen Christian. This morning, on
the way to school to drop off my ten year
old son, my ten year old son saw something in
the gutter on the other side of the road. On
the way back after dropping him off, I stopped to
grab it. It was a Mekita brushless impact driver with

(07:30):
the name Archie and a number six written on the
back in black texture. Battery was attached and still working.
And this is where the speculation and detective.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Work kicks him. Christian.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I imagine Archie is a tradee who forgot to put
in his toolbox and it has fallen off the back
of his ute on.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
The way to work.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Christian, and you're helping the show's out to reunite Archie
and his drill. Could you please put out a call
to help find our the details Christian. It was found
on the Princess Highway Dandling Road, Oakley East outbound, heading
towards Mulgrave the morning of the twenty sixth of March yesterday.
It wasn't there Tuesday morning, so Archie must have lost

(08:14):
it somewhere between eight forty five Tuesday and yesterday eight
forty five. Hoping you can help well, Kathleen, we will
gladly help. And great work so far, Kathleen and your
son there as well. Now, Jack, someone who's done a reno,
what do you know about the Mequita brushless impact?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I have this exact told Christian, do you yep? So
putting screws in.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
The prose it's to putting screws in and taking them out.
So someone yesterday was screwless.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, he wouldn't have been old day yesterday. Archie wouldn't
have been able to remove or install. It would have
been sent home from trading work. They would have gone home.
You've lost you, Maquita.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
So these are worth quite a bit of money, and
I guess the marquita's expressive gear.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Right, even the battery alone is worthwhile. He would not
want to lose this.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
So when Jack came to the studio to there, I said, hey, listen,
we're going to try and find this trading by nine
called Archie. So he's left his or he's lost his mekita,
and Jack goes straight away because he's a thinker.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
He goes, does it work?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
And I goes, I don't know, didn't even think about that,
because because if it's broken, maybe just stumped through it
out of his car window, and you can piff an
applecle out of maybe a car window. You shouldn't, but
maybe you could if you're in the country. But an
actual mequita trill cashally does.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like I mean, I would know it, but who knows
what well?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
We know what you would do, jeans on the floor,
trills everywhere. What it must be like to be like
Jack Poster must be nice. Don't paper parking tickets. I'll
just ram you out and come up behind you. Anyway, Archie,
the trade, It's got to be a trade, hasn't He's
got his trading name on his makita.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I was just thinking, and it's too late to do now.
But we should have withheld some information about the drill
so that when Archie called up up we could verify
that was really Archie.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I want to live in a world where we don't
need to do that.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
If we get ten lines, how can there be that
many Archies without a drill in the city.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We're not going to get a Spartacus moment. I'm Archie,
I'm Archie, I'm Archie.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's not these drills.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
These drills, they're not worth nothing, mate, really.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, all right, So if you are genuinely no time wasters,
genuine are you really, Archie, think about it before you
pick it up younger, and we need to reunite Archie
with his beloved McKee to drill.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
What about that number six?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, that's the information we should have withheld. We should
have said Archie, there's a number.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Listen, radio Hero.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You had this information for the last I just thought, yeah,
did you? Well, then keep it yourself while we're on
the air. Okay, this is what's holding this show back.
It's just choices like this emakes the number six.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
What do we gain by holding back the coverted number six?
No one's calling in the moment.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
There's a number on the You know, the trades are
right now chugging energy drinks with both hands.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
All right, any old Archie call.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Any old Archie, Brand new feature on Thursday Thursday, Any
old Archie?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
All right, are you gold Archie? What do you think
the number six means? Though?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Maybe there's six batteries and that's the sixth one. Probably unlikely, though, do.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You think it's one of a series of different bits
of equipment and that's you know, sometimes the dentists will go,
I've never heard them say that's actually possibly the number nine.
They use the name I want the dentist that they
go that exclusive upper.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Six weeks and then go get the number six. It's
a real problem. Oh no, I've drewn this tooth off.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
This is a number nine, number seventeen.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
It's up down, upside down six. It's not a nine.
All right? Are you Archie? Have you lost you? Makita?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
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