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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm going to try and do my best to get
through the show today, but I need to let everybody
know I am now eight days virtually carb free. I'm
doing this low carb diet. Jack Bizzari is also doing it,
and I just miss cops.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
You don't realize pretty much everything that you like everything.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Bread, pasta, pizza and all the fun stuffies. Yeahs, yes, yeah,
And it's only been eight days, just over oon week,
so what are you so yesterday evening?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Right, I'm a home alone at the moment. So this
is where I thought it would just fall apart because
no one's no one, no one's keeping me accountable. So
I really want to be even stronger. Right, My wife
is just zoomed. I'll be doing new breats every night
this week. I haven't done it at all. So yes,
I was like, oh my god, you know what I
really want to make for heaters And I love tacos
and love to kind of have those. So I had

(01:04):
a low carb tortilla wrap that tasted like I was
eating the packet. It was so chewy and dry and
car body, and I kept telling myself. This is a
normal tortilla. This is it doesn't taste like it. It

(01:25):
was a different meal.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I thought wraps were going to be quite low carb
compared to bread, but they're not. How are you fitting
so many carps into a rap?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's so thin?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, but you eat one rap and you're done for
the day with your carb alignment.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
So what are you? What are your meals now?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Every night?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Pick one meat as your protein and ese on the side, cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
On the veggies.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
See, I'd find lunch more of a challenge because I
will have like a salad sandwich, so it's bread.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
What are you doing for lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
So as you said that, I started salivating a sandwich
just to have a sandwich in sal or a toasty
That's what I'm missing. This toast is right, the weekend
is approaching and Saturday morning is always we get the
toasty maker out. It's the toasty's on a Saturday morning, right,
And just how good that tastes. The hot melted cheese,
you know, it spills over the side of the bread.

(02:20):
Is like a douner draped over a welcoming bed that
I'm going to miss Saturday morning.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's not the same to just have some tomato and
ham and cheese on top with nothing in closing it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So I've become my new addiction at the moment is.
I was in Woodies yesterday getting a whole new load
of them. Are these yo pro yogurts, their yogurts that
have got extra protein in And I've even brought one
in to have mid show today as a protein snack.
It's got fifteen or twenty grands of protein in. That
is what I'm seeing them everywhere now, everywhere, even in
the work for it. I was putting some food in
there this morning. There's there's about two or three people

(02:52):
now also obviously New Year on some form of a
kind of calorie thing or a diet thing. I've got
these drinkable yogurts.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, I've started getting them as well from your recommendation.
I didn't realize how thick it was. You think jolly texture,
But this is.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Now, that's that's that's that protein in there.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
This is like cement.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So how many weeks do you think you're going to
last with this low carb.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So this is so I'm doing it to try to
reduce inflammation because terrible back. I'm always in pain, and
this nutrition has said if you go six to eight weeks,
try low carb and see if it makes it any better.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So what was that like a semi exclusion diet where
you take out Inflammationay, I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Taking out carves and I got to get to March
first and see if it makes different.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh my god, you're going to make it all the
way start of March or end of March.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well, my first and March is the start of March.
I'm going to make it too. But if it works,
if I find that I'm paying free, then I guess
I have to do it for you. Part of me
is hoping that I'm still in pain at the end time.
At least I can eat the hot shippy.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes, you can come back.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
How was your day? Yesterday? Paul Patsy had a brain fade.
This is what happens once you reach I think it's
like for mid thirties onwards, this starts happening.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I had to go to the supermarket and went to
pay for my staff and just you know, with my debucus.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
We're going to go to a supermarket at midweek you're
doing a mid week extra chopper or did do the shop.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Then I've changed my routine.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
So I used to do a full grocery shop on
a Friday, and then I thought, n, that sort of
interrupts too much with my weekend. It encroaches too much
on my relaxing time. So I've peeled it back, and
now I'm doing it on a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So this is two wednesdays.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I find it very quiet. I used to do it
all on a Sunday, but then that's busy now because
the other Sunday genius is there.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
That's right. Yeah, everybody used to be.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
A Sunday slug shop. And then I'm like, damn, there's
other people like me. Wednesday there's no one there.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yes, it's so liberating anyway, So I did my full
shop yesterday and went to pay for it. I have
had the same pin number on my card I swear
for decades, like seriously, for ages and ages and ages,
and it's just like it's instant. I don't even have
to think about it. I just pushed the number.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're seeing it now, the directions diagonals and stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Well that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, yeah, it becomes muscle memory, doesn't it. You don't
even think about it. It's more just a movement that
you make.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, it's not even a conscious thing you do anyway.
Do you think I could remember it yesterday?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's awful, isn't it? That brain fade. So it's actually
really embarrassing as well.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I could not remember what it was. And I looked
at the girl and she was sort of blankly, and
I said, look, I'm terribly sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I had this.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Number for decades. I don't know what's going on. So
I had to.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
And also those young people who weren't there, they look
at you like you, oh old brain turned to dust?
Is it?

Speaker 7 (05:47):
And you're starting to sweat?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Do we need to call you? Halper? Are you near
with somebody? Do you need me to go on the tannoid?
Elderly lady lost at the till.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
It was terrible. It was like it it's just got
and I still can't like it's gone.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
What did you say?

Speaker 7 (06:02):
I said, look serious, I can't.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
I don't understand what's happening. I've had this number for decades,
and so I just used apple pie.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank God, well done.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
But do you know what else I saw at the
supermarket yesterday. I was really outraged.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Easter eggs they've been out since like just after Christmas. Pants,
I know, way too soon. Yeah. And the hot cross.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Buns, Yeah, way too soon, cross buns.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I love cross buns. There's no log, low cart cross bones,
no Easter for us. Oh my word. Oh I can't
mark Our Savior's return, so disrespected. He wants me to
know he was a low carb guy. That guy who
had a twelve pack. Oh my god, no carving. Jesus
has died. Maybe Jesus diet like our Savior could bring

(06:51):
us some chopped carrots. Maybe I had a brain faded
a couple of weeks ago, and I was actually calling
the doctors right, and the lady was like, hello, is
the name of surgery? And then I actually had no
idea why I was calling this person. I hung up obviously.
They then thought maybe it's an emergency, maybe someone's falling off.
They called back. I ignored the call. They'd have to

(07:13):
voice smell saying is everything okay? Do you need merchanty services?
I then have to think, why am I calling them?

Speaker 9 (07:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah? Then I had to call them back. I went,
oh did you call us earlier? Went yeah, yeah, sorry,
I went through a tunnel. People know if you're lying,
don't they? There was something whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I saw yesterday News had photos of the White House
desk and Donald Trump has had reinstalled a button and
every time he presses his button he gets a nice
cold can of diet coke. And I was thinking, if
we could have that magic button right and anytime he
pressed it, you got something that you'd like very quickly
and immediately that made you feel better. What would you have?

(07:55):
What would it be for you Jack?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
For me, it would be somebody if you come and
give you a massage. And this is thinking that I'm
literally was.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Thinking, that's what I had, a tiny mass house to
come in.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Someone to just like, as you're working through the shoulders,
do the.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Arms, signing all those two hundred executive orders, you're gonna
get a lot of R. I. SI on his hand
or that signature writing.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Maybe you can even kick your shoes off and they
they're doing the feed.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yes, I would.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
And I went to the movies on Friday night and
I said, wouldn't it be a great business idea for
someone to open like a gold class But you get
someone messaging your feet for the whole film.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
What wouldn't you? The great business Shark tank with that,
they're going get out, marm Cuban is not investing in you.
Wouldn't you?

Speaker 10 (08:40):
Sometimes you go trying.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
To watch the movie because sometimes they're getting like gnarly
bitch and you miss a bit of the dialogue. And
also I don't want to be there and seeing someone
else having a foot run.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
It's all dark, so you don't have to.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm aware of it. And it's smelly. That's a smelly
someone getting the lotion on their feet and run you
have some old patching again. Oh god, deeper, deeper. And
I'm trying to watch the Bob Dinner movie.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
I think if we experienced it, we would actually love it.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
There's a place and a time for everything, and a
foot massage in the gold close gold class is not it?

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Well, you're already reclining.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Say why don't are great on there for hairdressers in
the dark at the cinema. Dentist, you're already reclining. Collegist,
you're already reclining. Why do not you have a full
service in there?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Up?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Reclining everything anything that can be done reclining in the cinema.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I'll take it back to the drawing back, Patsy.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
What if you could have a button on the news desk?
What's coming in? What are you getting?

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Easy? I'd have a coffee at whim.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't have time now, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
In the morning. I don't have time to go out
like I'm live doing news. I'm under the pum.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You've already got that button. It's called the intercom to
Rio where you where you can call him it any
time when we.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Were talking about that time massus that would come out.
That's Rio for you. So basically you want Rio as
a butler.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Yeah, actually that would be great.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
At least once a week. I see Rio sort of
training behind you with a load of boxes that you've
obviously had Amazon delivered here.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
It doesn't happened, but it has happened, and of course it.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is some sort of butler bring in your Amazon parcels man.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
He's a strong man on the team and had to.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Be personally remind you that you had to do the
news at six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know where the faces went so funny and true.
That is how comedy works.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
You've got three minutes to go we're two minutes early today.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
What else would you be doing sat in front of
you terminal with all the news reports coming in from
around the world, why would you need a reminder to
do the news at six?

Speaker 7 (10:49):
It's I don't know, it's just protocol.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
If you're going to be early, say to the newswriterer,
hey mate, we're a little bit early. I haven't timed
out correctly between the five and six hour, and so
you're going to be going in another way.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Perhaps he's put the blame. We haven't even started the show.
I'll accept Sometimes I'm occasionally late for the news before
the show. That's the only one at six o'clock. There's
no excuse not for us to be running late. We're
not here. We haven't started yapping yet. All right, what
would it be for you? You press a button on your desk,
what would you get.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Christian, I heard you all talking about day you do
your weekly shop. I too do the Sunday weekly shop.
I organize everything Saturday night. I get to Cole's at
seven thirty am sharp. It is the best. Virtually no
one is there and even the staff are still waking up.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, but then you have.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Shopping too stressful and also doing about you guys, I
cannot stand using a shopping list.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
What do you do? Just free flow?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah? It takes at least twenty minutes during an average
when I do the shop right, my wife will ring
two or three times ago. You're not still there? Are
you used to list? Even if I've been given this,
I'll try not to get out of my back pocket
and trying to and I'm wondering. I'm wandering around some
whiles four or five times going back because oh yeah,

(12:09):
I forgot I had to get some ice spoke letters
as well when I was earlier getting asparagus.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
I've got to go directions you mean listen to that?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Either I'm to look at the list, the shopping list.
How else do you know?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
No? No, because you're roughly off idea some of ed geese,
some milk, some cheese. And also worry what I'm worried about?
There might have been some new innovations that I we're
not aware of if you're just going in and out.
So I'd like to wander around and like, a minute,
what's that? What's this Pringle's new flavor? God, I'm just

(12:43):
wandering around here. Otherwise I could admits this. There's a
new cheese.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
You're the guy we're all stuck behind.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Along. It's a fifth time he's come down this during
another drive by. It takes you so long to goo.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Good morning, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm like jazz this improvised. I'm jazzing it all right.
Time for the Good Morning Minute. This is where we
say good morning to many of you as possible in
one minute. So if you don't have first shout out from
the show, all you have to do is text me
oh four seven five O three one o four three,
tell us your name, where you are, and what are
you up to right now? Beautiful morning, right now, oh
four seven five O three one oh four three. If

(13:28):
you'll shout out from us the good morning minute, What
are you up to? What is your name? And where
are you right now, we'll do it next.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Christian Connor Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Time for the Good Morning Minute.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right? Team? Now, the other day when we did this,
the good mornings from you Jack and you Patsy were disjointed. Yes,
so information today, yeah exactly, So how are you going
to make it tighter.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I think Patty, you say old tag it with another
good morning.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
See you kind of like a guitarist nudan on top. Okay,
you're laying down some other guitar. Okay, good morning to John.
Oh he's currently listening to the show whilst building a
house's thisting on the iHeart app in Israel. Good morning, Jonathan,
good morning. That might need to get a bit more
energetic that good morning, sack a business one and with

(14:23):
a colleague you don't know very well in a long corridor.
I hate those long callers at work where you see
each other and you just got to get that awkward
bit where you're good morning.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
In my head, I'm going I think that's John.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Good morning to David in California. Listen to us right
now to Internationalist is off work with a broken foot
at the moment, almost lunchtime here.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Oh hi, did good morning?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Sorry, good morning?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, to be fair, it's not easy for Jackie's waiting
to come in, but you started going off off peace.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Take account for your luttering and splashing.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I'm not fluffering, madam.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
David. Also in California, I really hope you're safe and
only a family are as well. Good morning, Christian, Jacko Pats.
This is Dean the window and door guy at work
listening to you guys. Morning Dean the window and door guy.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Hey Dean, good morning.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Do you reckon he's on one of those platforms, like
will you go on the skyscrapers?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
You know that swing in the winds.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I don't think from memory did he sell windows and doors?
He's not washing windows and doors.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Dean, please get back to us. A little bit of
complication there.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Sister did that for one week? What window cleaning as her?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
She was going to like, maybe it's my new career
and she only lasted one week.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
I try don't blame him the hanging off the side
of the buildings.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Maybe we should do a phone in one day about
short careers and John's. My twenty year old daughter lasted
six hours as a nanny. Midway through three hours in
she rings me right in the state of distress. She
went the family warm me. The baby's heavy. They just
said this is a really heavy baby. Right, She rings me, going,
I can barely get it off the dad. It's so
it's hurt about the baby's so heavy.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Oh, let me get it off the ground.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I said, listen, same pick. I saw a picture.
This thing was. Oh no, I'm not judging. I'm just
saying richly. If you saw it, baby, yeah you know
it was. It was just like bloody hell. It looked
like it'd eaten four babies and like his brothers and
sisters of it. What if we're in charge of it?
End of that short day retired as a nanny, she

(16:28):
was going, it's put me off having kids. It's just relentless.
It's just wait. Yeah, listen, you're twenty twenty years six hours,
six hours, you tap out your lightweight. Come on to
Catherine Dash the board of Connie, currently listening to us
on their post gym morning walk in Mornington.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Oh morning, good day for it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Good morning morning to Lucas the Chippy aka the Casha
Bolt Builder. Oh Lucas, is this the year it should be?
It should It's twenty twenty five, the year of the
Casha Poult. We had it built, we had it disassembled.
There was a strange disagreement that no one quite knows
what happens. I want this year to be the.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Year the cash Bolt field it again.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Come on to your Tracy driving to work.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Morning, Tracy, I got my position.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Stuttering and blunder, and Patsy was right. Morning Team. Jerome
returning home, warnable from the night shift. Listen to you
guys while I'm not off to sleep now.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Oh not while you're driving though, Jerome.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Rhyme to it as well. Jerome, there's no synchronization with YouTube.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'll say this, despite my PEP talk at the beginning,
this has been the worst one from you two ever.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
The very last spot to come and join us live
tomorrow morning. Knock it into the park. We're live from
the Australian Open tomorrow morning. Up for grabs. If you
can whack at tennis ball into the key arena, you're
off to both finals this weekend, the women's and the men's.
Last chance coming up during the next hour. Right now. Then,
as I was telling the team about my twenty year

(18:02):
old daughter lasting six hours in a possibly new career
as a nanny, she's retired former nannie. Now after that
huge six hour career. When I'm talking about short lived jobs,
I think most of us have got a story where
you start a job for various reasons, whatever it was,
you just hate it, Caitlyn, What was it for you?

Speaker 9 (18:22):
I worked in a cafe for three days and then
it was so bad that they gave me another shift,
and I just never responded and never showed up. He
called me everything, tried to get in contact.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Ghosted him.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I ghosted him.

Speaker 10 (18:35):
I couldn't.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I thought you would love being in a restaurant and
cafeine because you love people, you got great energy.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah, but it was the owner that just made it very,
very difficult. Crazy and I'm such a nice person, like.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
It would be.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh it's always other people. I wonder if we had
mother Teresa producing the show today. He was terrible.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
I think I get along with a lot of people,
So for me to after three days, three shifts, I
just I couldn't even talk to him. I just he
called a text everything where I ate nothing. I've never
spoken to him since.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That is a whole new way. B I'm just ghosting
an employer, just just hiding from just disappearing.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
On satisfaction then of quitting.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Yeah, oh, the satisfaction of silence is way better.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Jack.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But he said, you were such a nice person.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
You've done.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
You know what you should do. You should go and
freak him out one day, just go back to work. Sorry,
I had to go and do some deep inner work.
I never quit.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
A person started work at the meat works that I
work and on the same day isaaid at the first
smoker break, he walked out and take his break. He
never came back. People still wonder what happened to black
guy because he still out there now. What smoko. That's
from Doug, Good morning, Doug. I remember only making it

(20:01):
to lunchtime on a job I had, me and my
best friend had when we were eighteen, and it was
this awful job. We were hired by a farmer and
our job was to wander around the many acres of fields, right,
and there was this weed in the UK that grows,
and we were just to put out the weed. He
couldn't do it with the combine armison because it would
destroy the crops whatever he was growing, the barley, whatever.

(20:22):
And it was just incredibly boring just wondering for hours
putting out. And also these weeds were they're really hard
work to get out of the ground, right, They're massive routes,
and that the worst thing was it was like if
you need to go to the toilet, you just you
weren't allowed to go into a farmhouse. Whether if you
need a number two, you would just expect to do
it in the farmers field. And I remember us just

(20:42):
and he would come out once an hour and just
yell at us to tell us that we hadn't pulled
up enough weeds. And I just remember men and we
were like, screw this, this is this just so when
you were eighteen, you have no sense of responsibility to
anyone do the world's like it just owes you a face.
You don't even think about consequences. But it was a

(21:03):
time when I was eighteen. It was when Patsy, you'll
understand this, when people would have no problem telling kids off. Right,
this crazy farmer rang my mom and dad that night,
had a go at them about the kind of sun
that they had raised. Oh wow, that was the eighties.
People used spent Now that no one would care, would
that there'd be some other bozo young kid that come in.

(21:23):
But then that people cared, So we want of those
morning And on nine four one four one o four three,
the shortest time you've spent on a job. I'm guessing, Patsy,
you've only ever done news. Yeah, correct, you never had
any other job.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
I did work at a bookshop between Interview twelve and UNI,
but that was like for five weeks, which actually didn't
mind because we got like heavily discounted books. That's part
of our staff loyalty thing. But my average time in
a workplace is sort of eight nine years, so I'm
a long stayer.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That TV show about people like Patsy is called Survivor.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well, you were coming up to seven years of this shows.

Speaker 7 (22:02):
I mean next year that West.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Say goodbye, say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's been really nice working and early goodbye to you, Patsy.
All right, nine four one four one o four three.
Shortest time in a job, Rick, Good morning, morning guys.
We're good Rick, welcome to the show. So shortest time
in your job? What was it?

Speaker 11 (22:22):
I was working in a car wash gears back behind
the lasted about four hours, four and a half hours
they washing cars. I mean, it's hard enough watching your
own car washing car car, but.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's only it's suddenly you only realized washing somebody else's
car with paying the back, said as you start doing
the job.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Yeah, that's yeah, they'll start well as the cars are
coming in. There's just it was all hand washed. So
it was just it was just terrible.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, this is it sounds like it's similar to Ruby
doing their babysitting.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
What did you expect. You're taking a job as a
car washer, not another car?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh my god, these these babies. Yeah, it's busy looking
after babies.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Ah, those jobs they come with a full brochure. You
understand what he hears do Wait he washed these cars
all day? Oh no, no, no, you should have said
when he said we're looking for a car wash guy.
This has been very misleading. So what are you doing now? Rick?
Are you in something better?

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Yes, yes I'm I'm in a bedding factory of the
miner that tarbin for twenty years.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
So yeah, now he gets to lay down when he
goes to it.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, all right, maybe time to finish after seven a
half years, Rick, thank you. Question. Oh get those in
Christmas crashes that go never have Jason, good morning, Come morning, Jason.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Good morning. Three years back now, I was working at
a container place and we were actually loading containers with
twenty five kilo eggs just a little bit of pop
plastic and the deal was had to load five and
a day with two people. Oh, we're twenty minutes into
it and a guy from the agency goes, I've got
to go to the toilet. I'm okay. They problems, told

(24:13):
him where they were, didn't come back.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
By That's the best one, smoke hone. Break is one thing.
Never atturning toilet is somewhere else? Is he trapped in there? Hello, Peter?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
There runner?

Speaker 8 (24:28):
He did a complete runner. So we ended up calling
the agency and they sent someone else there and we're
telling him this story. That's ten minutes later. He goes,
I'm going to go to the toilet. You're not doing
a runner, are you, And he goes, no, No, I'll
be back. I'll be back. The second one did to
run it too.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
No more toilet breaks, new company ban, what new mandate?
No one goes to toilet here. That's a chronicle, Sonannia.
There was a fake door at the back of it.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
I was good, mate, I got Julie hours overtime. We
got to go home three hours early.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Do you know what, Jason, When we hear a great
story at that and it really makes us laugh, we
give you an instant thousand dollars. You are this week's
corner of the week, are you, Joseph, No very much,
You are cooller of the week, the first one of
twenty twenty five. Well done, Jason.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
That is awesome mate, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
And with the money come in handy right now?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Ah certainly will mate cone door to going back to school. Yes,
it all very really coming here.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It costs a bomb getting them ready to go back
to school in January. It costs a fortune the new
uniform that they've all grown out the old one, the
books and everything like that. So I can imagine Jason,
thank you so much to cool the show. Really funny
story mate, no problem, Thank you very much. Christian, thank
you gold one for Thank you very much. Well, thanks
to Mercedes Benz Breck they will better any trading price

(25:55):
by a minimum of twelve percent.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
This time tomorrow morning. We are live from the Australian Open.
The Australian Opening hits different tickets on sail. Now we'll
be down there with a load of you and you'll
be trying to knock it into the park. You'll be
the other side of the Key Arena. You've got to
get the tennis ball over and into the Key Arena.
What an amazing prize, two prizes. You're off to the
finals this weekend, the women's on Saturday and the men's

(26:23):
on Sundays.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Welcome to Key Arena. Christian's got a tricky game. Serve
it from the outside in.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
You'll need a perfect day, win tickets to the finals.
You'll be a VIP if you can hit it acepake
the Seaton yours.

Speaker 12 (26:39):
For free it into, knock it into.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
So the scene is set for tomorrow morning. Now some
breaking news, a breaking situation. You're back. You've been assigned
role as a ball boy.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
I am a team player.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You know that.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I want to be giving my all.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'm just worried that my back mixed with bending over
and picking up tennis balls is not the best thing
for it.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, so what's the solution. Never come to the team
with the problem. So I could have maybe one of those.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Claw grabbing I'll bring in my grabber or a stick
with just a long.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Net on the bottom fishing.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
What I don't want to be doing is even that
assume at the start with the crash.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
It looks uncomfortable. No, that's why they have teenagers. They
don't have middle aged people crouching out that for four
or five hours. Or Djokovic is playing, I'm some long
epic comeback. So I can't get that. Can you get that? Joker?
Oh my god, slip this L five L fives? Stand
up again.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
If I was skilled enough, I do that thing that
soccer players do where you use your foot.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
To kick the ball. I can't get it.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Have you got to grab a pat I bring?

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Will it work for a tennis ball?

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Worried about speed. You're sort of fundling and that. You know,
it's such a big thing. The AO are so excited
about this. They've worked so hard to give us permission
to do this. Okay, and so it's a really big
moment tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Now it's going to look like me using a skill
test and the wall up and.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Again, yes, give me a minute, Christians.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
The grabber machine at the circus, it'd be really hard
to get the Teddy Bear.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
It's very precise. It'll even pick up like dog fluff
off the floor.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, bring it in, passy, we don't need that.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But is it going to sew things down?

Speaker 7 (28:30):
No, no, no, no things.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
Yeah, we are doing a live radio pace is every.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, you're right, they get two shots. We got loads
to them. It's like here, hit hit.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
What if we just get hundreds of tennis balls and
then instead of returning them, I'll just kick them out
of the way and then I don't have to bend
to I.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Want to give good servers to the team. What kind
of team member just kicks tennis balls. You're creating problems,
You're making it. We wait, which one he just hit?
It's one of the nine unja that have been whacked
in it today. Chaos smell chaos.

Speaker 14 (29:08):
One other joke that I have, no you will stay
as boar boy. Tennis Ball picking up technology has advanced in.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Recent hoover Hoover. I got this new hoover. It's got
a shark. It's amazing.

Speaker 14 (29:23):
Have they got some extension, a really really long extension cord. No,
there are tennis ball picking up tubes, which hopefully maybe
our friends at racket World could help us out. But
they're like they go there sort.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Of hang on, you mean, did you say racket World
where passion meets performance that's exactly ten percent off until
the end of the month on any purchases code gold.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I hope that still works. For the big tube.

Speaker 14 (29:48):
The big tube, I think he's our solution. It's a
big tube. You put it over the ball.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Go Do you know about this? Can you ask Nathan?
And our friend at Racket World is providing all the
golden rackets tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
No joke.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
I've just got a text. He says, I have tennis
ball tubes to pick up balls.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
I'll give you one.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
So how do they work? Is it like a Straw's jack,
Gotta go.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Petrol two hours?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's going to pass out. It's the worst idea, but
I love it.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Let's do it. They're actually amazing.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
They're just to tube the size of a tennis ball,
and you just pop it over the top of the
tennis ball and just shoots up it.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Is it like the same thing where they put all
the money at the tills that like the supermarkets? Yes?

Speaker 9 (30:30):
Yes, they just pop it at the top of the
barn dog dog.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nothing that noise getting high on that. Actually I don't
really like ed doing. That's actually weird. Anyway. What I
want to say is last chance right now to be
the last one we put through to come and join
us tomorrow morning. So we've sold the ball boys situation.
Good meeting everyone, good meeting, a premature bow. Wow again,
So you've got a sucking tube. You're happy?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I'm happy? Are you happy? Up on the umpires?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You're really happy? And don't forget those snacks.

Speaker 10 (30:59):
About the snacks wear, we will provide.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Trail mix or something like that on my I can't
have any carbs.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Car at the moment has a very high cup.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
We'll thinking craison.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Maybe I don't want to be a peer rudes or
sort of fussy to Ao, So yeah, we'll have a class.
Damn it a week so weak must be strong. Okay,
lines are open now in one line only. You call
us up and tell it why why it must be
you tomorrow morning? It is an amazing prize. Someone will

(31:31):
be winning it. It could be someone who's never really
played tennis, like weekly or anything like that. It could
be someone that turns up favors the braid. You've got
actually nothing to lose to be honestly, come down to morning.
It'd be really good fun. Tomorrow morning. It's live from
seven at the Key Arena. Call us now, then, why
should it be you? The last person through tomorrow morning
to knock it into the park.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Last chance to come and
join us live tomorrow morning, this time live at the
Australia and open knock it into the park. Can you
hit a tennis ball? You get two serves over the
key arena into the court. The winner is off to
both finals this week this weekend, which is an amazing
two amazing prices.

Speaker 12 (32:12):
Welcome to Ki Arena. Christian's got a tricky game. Serve
it from the outside in. You'll need a perfect dame.

Speaker 13 (32:20):
Win tickets to the finals. You'll be a VIP if
you can hit an acepake. The seats are yours for
free it into knock it into.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
How do we think it's going to go tomorrow? You
we could say, yeah, we really have no idea. Rio
seems confident because you have done this.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
Yes, I've done it.

Speaker 14 (32:45):
And when you get there, it is a bit imposing
and it is a long serve. It's a fifty six
meter serve instead of a sixteen meter serve. But with
a little bit of courage, with a little bit of gumption,
you can clear that roof quite easily.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
Once the ball sets, you're fine.

Speaker 14 (33:01):
You just got to clear that initial hurdle and one
of them.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
I really hope and think we'll get it in.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Have you actually got it in the service box?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (33:10):
I just got it over the roof and into the court,
but not.

Speaker 14 (33:13):
The really tricky part is the accuracy of getting it
into the service box because you don't you can't see it.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
That is a great point. You can't see where you're aiming.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, wait, I said this yesterday in
a long meeting. We had chat where we went over
every millimeter. What could happen? Well, I went to quite
a dark place and producer Kate then I said, they're
not going to see because they're just doing it blind,
aren't they. She says, no, no, no, no, no. They're making
an arrow jack that they're putting on the ground.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
That's not seeing where.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But at least you're in the rough. Yeah, you're facing
the right way. You're facing the right way. Honestly, tune
intomorrow morning. I promise, Chaos. I just promised.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
We can easy because we're on the inside of the court.
You were me we could easily not see a ball.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
No morning, No, old morning, Bring a book, Bring a book.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Okay, we'll just have to take Rio's word for it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's like, ye, all right, So the last chance spot
is up for grabs. Nine four one four one o
four three. Could it be you, Steve? Good morning Steve.
Hello Steve.

Speaker 15 (34:22):
I've got plenty of gumption, and I've got intimate knowledge
of the rainer as my partner was a ball kid
back in the day.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
I mean, look, you don't need intimate knowledge. It just
it's actually very public on TVs all over the world.
What it looks like in there. It's not a mystery.

Speaker 15 (34:44):
Well I've never been into that arena, but I think
I've got a chair.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Okay, it looks like a tennis court.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah yeah, spoiler alert, Steve, it could be you. Let's
go to work. Grant, who's thirteen? Good morning, Grant.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Hello, I tell you.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Grant, and you on your summer holidays at the moment.

Speaker 16 (35:04):
Ah, yeah, I'm on school holidays.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah. Are you bored now?

Speaker 16 (35:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (35:10):
So I'm thirteen years old and I think I've got
the chance to hit it over because I played tennis
every Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh wow, and Grant, you enjoy it?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Yes, I really like playing tennis.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah you're good. Yeah, yeah, future champion, Grand Slam winner.

Speaker 11 (35:28):
No, not yet getting there?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, Rushya rush Hi Christian Australia needs you, especially after
wipe in last night. You're gonna play next year? Okay? Now,
how do you think you go what we're asking people
to do tomorrow morning? Grant? Do you think you'd be
okay because some people are going to get nervous? Or
are you the kind of person that it does well
under pressure?

Speaker 16 (35:48):
Yeah? I'll be fine.

Speaker 11 (35:49):
I'm good with pressure.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, you're good with pressure. And you know that at thirteen,
don't you? You just you've lived enough life real like that.
You see the adults choking left. Ryan said that that's
not my story. Grant, I like it. Come on down tomorrow,
thank you. I bet participating right now is like is
he doing the teas and seas?

Speaker 17 (36:07):
They've got over the winning a special?

Speaker 10 (36:13):
You're gonna now more work for us?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Bobby Kaiting is down the boy wonder though, the future champ.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Yes, because I know what we're all like, and I
made sure that we could have younger people because there
are young pros in the tennis tour at the moment.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
And if he wins. Is he allowed to go?

Speaker 9 (36:29):
He's absolutely allowed to go. Yes, so child can be
there with their parent and he can go to.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
The par You just don't think I've never seen a
kid at the open There is, but yeah, but it's
so expensive for a seat. They're not like, you're not
giving up your seat to one of your kids? Is
going to get bored after an hour? Are you sat
on their phone and you're like money, I paid for this?
Maybe the first kid ever seen her grants if he wins,

(36:55):
all right, grant, Yeah, you're definitely coming through. Tim. Good morning, Tim,
Christian Now I'm good Tim. So last few spots up
for grabs. Why should it be you? Tim? Tell us
about yourself, mate.

Speaker 18 (37:06):
I've been in training for this thing for five years now.

Speaker 11 (37:08):
We've got a five year old dog.

Speaker 18 (37:10):
Every morning I'm down there with them at the park
smash and this thing is hard as humanly possible. Last
training session coming up in about ten minutes. I originally
framed up the Rod Laver arena. Think here was that one?
And I had that Cobo notes on Noobtever.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
All right?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I like it?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, Tim, come on down.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
You just hear producer Rio chatting to one of those
callers are about to speak to. I mean, I don't
know how thick he thinks some of them are, but
he just said, and when you talk to Christian have
to phone up close to your ears.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
He also says, you know another thing I hear though,
it's like and when you hear your name, that's your
time to go on things.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I never heard of twenty years in English radio, how
to use a phone. It comes to us.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
We'll use the normal format of greeting you and then
your turn to talk. I'd say a bit in which
as you paused there why he says his bit, Then
you're allowed to.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Radio, Rio explains radio let's take some more last chance calls.
Knock it into the Park live tomorrow morning from the
Australian Open Up for grabs. Tickets to go to both
finals this weekend, the women's and the men's. How we

(38:25):
got here? Sophie good On in Sophie.

Speaker 16 (38:27):
Oh sorry, does that does that mean me?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
You went brief properly?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I thought you were. I thought you were, I thought
you serious? Is that Rio? You're right? Do it morning?

Speaker 16 (38:39):
No, I would like to personally say that my partner,
Steve just called and tried to steal my thing.

Speaker 19 (38:46):
I was a baulkid for four years.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh yeah. We didn't put Steve on because he couldn't
work out to use the phone. He kept handing it
to his backside. We said no, no, no, the heir Steve.

Speaker 16 (38:56):
I'm not surprised. Well, I actually have bawkarded for all
the the big stars, so I feel like I know
how to deal with the pressure. I do have the
intimate knowledge of the park and have played tennis all
my life. I think I've got this.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
So, Sophie, when you were a bull kid, what years
were we doing it?

Speaker 16 (39:12):
Oh about two thousand and four to two thousand and eight. Yeah,
well ago, but.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
We weren't going to But it doesn't matter, don't But
and this was was here at the open.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
How amazing? Was it good fun? Was it hard work? Oh?

Speaker 16 (39:29):
Both? Like there was. There were some three am nights
when you were doing a five setter when I was fourteen,
and you know, had to get the tram home after.

Speaker 17 (39:37):
But you could just get the tram.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I mean, there's no widows anywhere near tram stops at
three am, that's when they come out. Those tram stops,
the night walkers. It's a miracle you were alive.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
Were they stayed up? They stayed up?

Speaker 17 (40:00):
But yeah, they stayed up. Stay up and get in
the car. How's the two thousands man there yet to
be their young kids? You know, there's no phone outs
like live three sixty or anything like that. And it's
still at that tram stop.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
It's been under in the back of a van right now, Sophie,
you have to you're a survivor.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Come on down.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Good listen, Good luck tomorrow, Sophie. We see you tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (40:26):
I'll look forward to it.

Speaker 16 (40:27):
See you then.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
All right, Finn, good morning, Finn, Patty Christian, how are we?
I'm good Finn. So why should it be you? You're
the last call we're going to take.

Speaker 19 (40:35):
I reckon, I've got this in the bag.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
I reckon.

Speaker 19 (40:36):
There's a few people that have called up. Then, I reckon,
I've got themmazingly. I'm young, I'm enthusiastic, and I'm see it.
And I reckon, I can get that serve over the
arena and get it in.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And you play tennis? You played before? What kind of level?

Speaker 19 (40:49):
I've always played tennis when I was younger and now
I'm at the level where I just go down and
have a heat with my mates basically and try and
beat them.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
He's got that youthful confidence.

Speaker 19 (40:59):
I'm going to since we had six. I love the
game and I like watching it.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Come on down. I'm doing it for two reasons. I'll
just be honest with you. One, I hope you do it. Secondly,
funny to see the humbling of a young person the
only joy you get sometimes when you get your fifties,
it's just going. Okay, the humbling is coming. It comes
for all of us. All right, Ben, good luck, we're
seeing down there. I love it.

Speaker 19 (41:23):
Thanks Christian Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's back to the name game. If you've never heard
this before, this how it works.

Speaker 14 (41:34):
Do you have a name that's a pain, a name
you always need to explain, Well.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
We've made that my name as in game.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Caller one.

Speaker 18 (41:49):
My name is as in gym.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Duel, sapphire swrowsky topaz no diamond diamonds are forever call
the two. What's your clue to your name?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
As in a truck rig Garnia no mac no, what
a clue?

Speaker 11 (42:07):
Yes, as in an English.

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Truck a lurry caller three, your name as in pestering
whale ORCA moby.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Dick, nag dick, excuse me, nag walrus.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Pop police or nag.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
All right, we try and get your name, then he
probably guess it. There. We try and get your name
from that clue you always have to give if you
have one of those tricky names and name, that's the
Paine called it. Now to take part. We don't know
what your name is, which is why you will hear
me say call a one caller two nine four one
four one o four three pats? Are you primed? Are
you ready?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
I'm ready? I wasn't so good last year, so I'm
I mean to go on.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
I've been training over the break.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Summer. Can jackiet you ready?

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
All right, let's go. Caller one, Good morning.

Speaker 15 (42:58):
Good morning.

Speaker 16 (42:59):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get a great cooler. One. Okay,
what is the clue.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
As in an alcoholic drink beer, wine, spirits?

Speaker 11 (43:10):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Gin, no rum, no champagne, no last frothy it's just
last night. Great name for someone.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Mis frothy.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
And I'm not going to uh Bailey's no Foster's four
x count Bundy.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
It's got nothing to do with.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
The Okay, thank you. You could have saved a lot
of time there. Listen to you all right, No sheers.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Oh clone.

Speaker 19 (43:55):
No, it's not a wine either.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
Tequila.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, wish it was vodka.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
No.

Speaker 11 (44:04):
Do you want a clue?

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Yeah, the spirit is it.

Speaker 14 (44:07):
It's for old people.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Shandy sherry, sherry. Yeah, soon as you get that clue.
Oldies love sherry. You didn't get it. Twenty year olds
knocking back sherry? What really sweet? Alcoholic? Yeah, but sweet,
even sweeter than man.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
It was drunk before dinner.

Speaker 16 (44:27):
Yes, and I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah. Yeah, that's because you're not an oldie.

Speaker 16 (44:34):
You'd be surprised how old I am.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Fun game to find out one night. My wife's are
at the moment. Oh, good stuff, good stuff sherry. All right,
thank you, thank you very much. According in Great.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Clue The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Part two of The Name Game, as in four one
four one O four three, Give us a call if
you want to take part next week, Jack and Pats
are we ready?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Okay, cooler one, Good morning, Hi, good morning, Welcome to
the Name Game. As in your clue.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Please mountain.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Everest, Fiji, too quick, Everest. What's the biggest mountain the
World's the first one I think of.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Your surname is Everest.

Speaker 16 (45:29):
Yes, And whenever someone says I want you, I say,
like the mountain.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yes, it is very unusual. All right, thank you very much.
You give us a call. Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Cooler two. Good morning.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
Hello, Good morning guys, Good morning, Cooler too, Good morning.
My clue is my name is a flower found all.

Speaker 16 (45:53):
Around the world.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Daisy flowersil orkard Nope, pansies, nope.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Petunia no rose news.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I think it's gardeners. I think I'm just making up.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
No lily, what he said? That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Not lily iris, not lily. Right, listen, we're going to
be quite quite guys, head down to the AO. We're out.
What is your name? Jasmine is not a herb?

Speaker 16 (46:39):
It's aller?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Is it really?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
And smells beauty?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Doesn't it? That? Honeysuckle? Oh? You got me? Don't even
I can't. All right, Thank you very much, you're cal
Have a good day, all right. The squeeze one morning,
it's only the news up next, Cooler Cooler three, Good morning.

Speaker 16 (47:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
We are we good? And how's your week going?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Lovely?

Speaker 12 (47:04):
Great?

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay, let's get down to business. That's mucking around on
my show. So this is my son's name and it's
a part of Austrayan Wood. Oh jerah, okay, Redwood's jar
in there. Wow. We normally she's like sleepy Joe on

(47:26):
this but wow.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Do you spell do you spell it like the wood?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Ja?

Speaker 15 (47:33):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Hate?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
They just j.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh, thank god you asked that Patsy.

Speaker 6 (47:42):
A coffee there's a coffee brand career I hate?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And how do they spell it?

Speaker 15 (47:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I don't want to care.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast just will.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
We get into today's time waste be extra excited. I've
just seen something good to faint with. I'm in a
little bit giddy. I saw one of radio's great Jack
Post rehearsing forthcoming comedy and it was like this, No, yeah,

(48:17):
he's dialing it in, He's dialing it in.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
I've got one that is a little bit avn't God.

Speaker 19 (48:26):
God.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Jack's idea of avant God is Beavis and butt Head.
I for one cannot wait. I rushed through my bits, ok,
team all right on today's highway. So that up for
grabs is a Village Cinema's Gold class double pass. Today
we're asking you to injure a song. Today is Australian

(48:54):
Injury Prevention Day. Doctors are recommending people fist bump each
other instead of high fiving after a Reese's study reveilled
the high fiving has an injury of five percent, causing finger, wrist, brains,
and shoulder. You've written stains here, but I'm as soon
as it's breaking.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I would say the fist bump has got more of
a chance of injury because it's like a mini punch.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
It's not like a mini chucking a great big right
hand or a jackie. Was that the joke you were doing?
Oh sorry, you'll know it was so avant, all right?
Injurer song, Paper cup writer Gold ninety nine problems, but

(49:40):
this itch ain't one. Is not an There's plenty ointments
at Chemi's way house. If you got an itch silver,
it needs treatment. Fiddler off the roof, bloody, he's you okay,
falling down the stairway to heaven silk, But oh my god,

(50:03):
I've just had a kung fu kick in the head.
I didn't know everybody was kung fu fighting should have.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
Been a goal.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
It's so am on god, so I didn't know what
hee was gong fighting. Someone should have said, Jackie boy,
what have you got?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Getad of everyone all right?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Seeing see music factory have been injured. Things that make
you go, he's that that's it?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
No, no, no it's not. That's it. No, no, no,
that was like a one o one You saw it
coming a mile away. No that's not I haven't got that.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Now you understand why I rehearse.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh that needs some rehearsing. Let's have some of the
less a God wants.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Please, candle in the wound.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Doesn't make sense, that would hurt, say candle the bum.
That would really smart. Actually, that's going to chase.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Here comes the sunburn. And do you know the insurance
song Lego House. Oh yeah, he's been stepping on Lego House.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
My god, he's got injured. Commonly got injured, guys, that's
what happened to him.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast, Our.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Time Waste Today, Western Show, vill Cinema's Gold Class Double
Pass Jack and I double double thumbs up for Better Man.
If you want to go and see a great movie movie,
The Monkey movie, the one about Robbie Williams is very
very good. Also, the Bob Dyler movie comes out today,
which I love. All right, today's time wast asking you

(51:46):
to injure a song. Jack, you're already to mark, let's go.
Rihanna has done her a c ella ella ella Hey god, yeah,
very good, well done. Jennifer wet Stairway to Heaven. Money

(52:07):
mm hmmm. Papa's got a brand new scab silver slipping
on the dock of the bay. Gold shinsy are well done.
I can't get no medication silver plus baby got back
ache gold. That's very good. Tony with an eye sprain
in the membrane silver, Achy breaky leg gold, Nathan wildone,

(52:30):
Pinka the Tiger, Bronze crampone number five instead of Mambo
number the bruise yourself gold, Welcome to the Fungal.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Gold.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
We've got funding gained very good. I talked to myself.
Bronze and sweets out of migrain gold. All right, that
was some Chris, Who's best in show today? Who's off
getting the double pass of gold?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Class to pour for Welcome to the Fungal The Christian
O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
So tomorrow's show is a big show. We are live
on the Australian Open.

Speaker 12 (53:10):
Welcome to Kia Arena. Christian's God, a tricky game. Servant
from the outside in. You'll need a perfect Dame Quin tickets.

Speaker 13 (53:18):
To the finals. You'll be a VIP if you can
hit an ace maakee.

Speaker 10 (53:23):
The ceaty yours for free it into knock.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It into.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Shoe. We are live from Servant tomorrow morning from the
Key Arena, Jack and I courtside roaming Rio. Where will
you be?

Speaker 10 (53:40):
I will be at the Kia Arena Concourse door three.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I love it. The team is ready. We've got too
much information, too much information, information overload about everything. The
team of being decided they're going to put an arrow
on the floor to where the rough direction of where
the service box is, as if that's going to help.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Have you got your tash as well?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah, you got the fake task.

Speaker 10 (54:05):
Yes, they've been ordered to actually have a selection of
eight tashes. We can we peat tomorrow, Yes we can.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
What about changing it every hour to keep it fresh
for listeners in the comedy that'd be good for remember
when like news age night, you suld buy those disguised
kits where you could buy a kit where it was
like ten different tashes.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
What for what purpose?

Speaker 10 (54:21):
Well, just for comedy, different time, I guess.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I mean the ones you don't use if we want to,
just because we're going to be bored their weight for
tennis balls to coming, You and I can try different.
Maybe the Salvador Daly or so they hit the one
now we won't have that tomorrow. Be none of that,
all right? So Rio Roman Rio, you are ready, ready?

Speaker 12 (54:38):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
How are you going to be picking up the balls
if they come into the arena?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
A specialized tube that I'm told is the exact size
of a tennis ball that picks up tennis balls easily.
I've also been given a legionnaire's hat like the ball boys.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
And producer Kaitlin, how are we going to measure where
the balls land?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
So we have these little discs that we could pop
their names on, and wherever it lands, I will run
over to it and I'll pop it down.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
And it's where it first bounces, I imagine, not.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Where it rolls. No, because that's not a serve. Gosh,
you're good, I swear you're the producer, And what are
we actually measuring like closest to the pin, because at
the end of it, if they don't get right into
the service box, we do closest to the pin. How
are we measuring?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
So in is considered anywhere in that box. So the
closest to the pin is the closest to any line.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
Of that box.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
If no one gets it in, we will go who
is the closest to any of the lines of it?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
And it's just like inflection, like a little bounce on there.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Okay, and we know that that's the idea, but he's saying, like,
how do we measure that? Do we have a tape
measure or ruler or what do we have?

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Yeah, we've got this really long line.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
There's a little bit aggressive there. You actually lean forward
like you're going to head bone. That's a classic Boger move.
I'm just ready today you almost glassed him to.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
She was like this, yeah, what it was a fight.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
I've got a tape measure. Do you want me to
bring in?

Speaker 9 (56:03):
No?

Speaker 7 (56:04):
No, that's okay, I've got a better one.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
So you know how at the Olympics they have those
people that run out at the shop put with that
really long one that kind of yes, exactly the same
as that.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
It can be versatile.

Speaker 9 (56:13):
It can move around things. So if we have to
move around the net, that's absolutely fine because this thing
can move around it.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
So we will be using that.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
You and I Jack now listen, it's always really excitable
when we do something this. It's really exciting, Caitlyn, I
can feel Can you feel the heat right now? It's
there's heat there and it's like nine o'clock. We've got
a long way to go before the show. Can I
recommend that is there any medicine we can get before
the show tomorrow to just mildly sedate.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
You the clients that you've been running all night?

Speaker 10 (56:45):
Yes, put your hand on your like too, maybe CBD massage.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
There's not CBD now there's some of them. A serious thing.
What you say? It's not rubbing myself with cannaba noise?
How am I?

Speaker 9 (57:01):
This is actually in me so from a young age
when I used to do gymnastics.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
What are we talking about now? I actually I was joking. Now,
actually you do need something? What's this backstory we're getting
out of the Orange stories? Email me the rest of it.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
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