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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Jack has a day off today. I know three weeks
back in we had the equivalent of almost a three
month break. That guy does almost fifteen shows. Well, actually
we had a public holiday last week. Didn't we scratch
that down? Couldn't even do three four weeks and he's
got a it's a showbiz thing. He's offul today. Well,
he begged us not to say anything. Okay, we can't

(00:32):
come on, but it's a showbiz thing. He's doing a
showbiz thing this weekend. It's an amazing thing. He's up
to that. Yeah, Patsy, So Patsy please. Rio came into
the studio just now. He said, Patsy looks that ragged.
He used to phrase ragged that. Well, he did you

(00:52):
this guy, this producer talks with the folked tongue.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I said, you look like you've had a great time.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That is not how he said it to me.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Did he say I look like I've been dragged backwards
through above wire offense.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, he didn't say that, But I said to Rio,
I said, was this is after a night the Langham.
We shouted Patsy for night the Langham last night because actually,
you know, she came in to see Brian Adams last night.
You live all that way out in Werriby, And yeah,
obviously the elephants are going to be going over the
West Gate around about eight this morning. She's got to
be careful. That's going to affect traffic today. So how
was your man yesterday? Brian Adams, You're a megafan.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Did not disappoint. It was so so awesome. I was
saying to you before. Normally when I'm at a concert,
I'm the one that's always on my phone taking photos,
taking videos. And at one point my husband said to me,
why are you taking pictures like you know? And I said,
because I just want to so No, I just want
to something.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
For the Graham's here. Bloody he looks old now, didn't he.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I wanted to soak it all in. And it was
such a beautiful feeling of goodwill at Rod Laver Arena
last night. You know, it's so beautiful just to see
everyone in their element and having fun and just being.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's the best thing about live whether it's live comedy
or live music. You're right, it's that everyone's having the
same experience and it's the same shame now with phones,
because you're not in the experience. You're somehow disconnected, looking
at the framing of it all and hoping, I hope,
capture It's right, you're not in the experience. You're behind
a lens trying to just capture it.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
And you never ever go back and watch those videos.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
They look terrible, they.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Look terrible, they sound terrible, and how do you.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Show them to They probably weren't there, and they don't
like it as much as you. It doesn't capture anything exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
That's the thing, though. I could go home and watch
you know, a million clips on my Telly, but I
wanted to be in the moment and I was last night.
It was fantastic. You apologize for it being six years
since the last time you came out, and the audience
was just up off their chairs.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
The whole It is a favorite song.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Did my favorite song? Did here I Am? Which he
does not do a lot at concerts.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That we heard about thirty seconds yesterday. I know why
buzz kill Bride near the end when people needed to
pass or sorry, now I need to get to Chila
or go for a bear break.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
No, it was quite early in the night. But it
was really funny. There was a group of girls just
in front of us and they had this big, long
sign and they were with their auntie, Shelley my dream,
she called herself. Anyway, on their sign it said please
Brian sign my auntie's arm.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Sign.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
It was huge.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
It was meeting out about eighteen people. You can't see
because so many it's got Brian Adams, please signed my arm.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
That was great, and so he got her up on stage. Anyway,
he said what's your name? She said Shelley, and she goes, oh,
my dream, meaning obviously about Brian. And he goes, oh, okay,
Shelley my dream. That's a weird name. Anyway, So on
one arm on the top of one arm.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Dad years ago, and they were saying, yesterday when dull
neighbors wouldn't fight around for a slideshow the POxy holiday,
we're getting the real version of this gig. Up's like
the director's cut. Are we doing a podcast about last
night's show? And then he's Shelley Dream. You know, well,
what a funny guy, Brian. So he signed her arm.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
He signed her arm so she will go and get
a tattoo today. That was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
You don't just walk in and get you have to
make an appointment. Let's go good too? Is shift the
book it in for a couple weeks.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Time she might have someone, well know, because then it'll
be worn off by that point.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
She's just not going to wash her arm.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
What foot?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
You wouldn't?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Would you like? You go straight today and get it
like tattoo?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I knew she is going to go and get it tattooed?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
You what she said?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
She was?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
What permanent? Brian Adams thinking about in five years time,
he's going to be vaguer and less relevant than he
is now ten years sim now Agan, who was that guy?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
They will not The fans do it. They do like
script on their bodies, like you know, verses of his
songs I.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Love ptil Rose or something like That's like I feel
like that would be for our generation, getting like a
Matchbox twenty tattoo on my face or something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, not everyone.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Everyone has different music tastes. Reo. Just because Brian may
not be your man.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Like he's my man, how come you haven't got a
tattoo of him?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
You know what I have thought about it?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You haven't got a tattoo have you No? But you
know what, why don't you get one? I've news typewrites
or something called that would be the last thing. Why
you haven't got an acre on each ankle for the
two apples that you've won? That's more? Perhaps he kind
of tack that would look good actually.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
On my upper arm.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, each gun on each gun my gun, Yes, double
Acra's double guns. Now more brand ams.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Today I am a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'd have to chat to people on today's show who
have actually taken signs to shows. I don't know whether
it's footy, tennis, sport. Have you ever actually made and
taken a sign? You ever done that? I have never known.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
No, I don't think I've never organized. No, So like,
where do you get all the crafts from?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, you're right, and you got to get it on
the train or the tram and lug it all the
way there. And also i'd really be worried about other
people's reaction either signed and behind me as well, because
if you're holding up a big sign, also, it strikes
me as really hard work.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yes, yeah, yeah, your arms of its workout to hold
it up the whole time.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, phats you ever taken a sign?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, we always used to religiously when we went to
Wiggles ords and I would always have like a craft
project and we'd all were always, that's so sweet, do
like an Emma big bow? And you know the Wiggles
are so they're brilliant post their fans. No, they're so good.
They always they get all of the signs at a concert.
And once she met Emma because she saw her beautiful

(06:26):
bow she'd made, and you know.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
It's just oh, that's the best.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Kids love it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I went to Girls when they were a lot younger.
This one's been ten twelve years ago. The Wiggles came
on my old radio show and they're just lovely guys, right,
they're such funny guys. And I set up my daughter's
big fans and they were doing this big show the
Hammersmith Odian, big famous music venue in London, and we'd
have tickets and there where we'd come beforehand we'd love
to meet the daughters. So I bought that my daughter's beforehand,
three of the spic Skirls. It was me three of

(06:52):
the Spice girls. Wow, and the Prime Minister, haven't you
shouldn't you be like looking after stuff can get nanny
or so and someone else to do. I got the
feeling as well, he didn't have any kids with it.
I got the feeling he just wants Maybe we've seen
very stressed from running a country and he just loves
those melodies. Anyway, my kids, because I'd obviously seen them

(07:17):
on TVs and iPads, seeing them in real life, especially
because Murray's really tough, he's like six seven lowess, my
youngest daughter burst into tears and hid behind my legs
and wouldn't stop crying for the whole thing where it
almost became I kept apologizing, it's you and they were already.
They were then trying to crouch down, which is the

(07:37):
worst thing to do if you if you're a kidting
scared of a big toll man. Toll Man, don't crouch
down and get in a face. It's like a giant
coming in at you to grab you with his big
long arms.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
I had a very similar experience actually, because they when
I was a kid, they used to play cricket at
my dad's friends local cricket club.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, hard in batting with eating that big dinosaur out
for you a dinosaur.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
And there's a picture of me with the with Greg
and Anthony and sobbing like bored, kidding what you're terrified
to terrified because I was like, how do they get
from the real life?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
It was just from their mind.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, I think I've got the photo someone, I'll find.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It perhaentsly, I am genuinely interested about the elephants that
are moving from parkdal Melbourne Zoo all the way out
to Wearriby. How do they actually move all the elephants out?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
So they've got a custom They've got a custom made
create that they've built especially for them, and they're kind
of like doing one at a time, so they've done.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
What a time like Friday, Derek's gonna go Saturday, Maureeno
Sunday would take a break from a lip shift and
all those elephants, how do you get an elephant in
the crate?

Speaker 5 (08:47):
You know, it's funny because the story is in their
old son today. He actually apparently just walked in there
without like needing a carrot or just elephants, carrots, carrots?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
What about don't take I'm not even sure.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Whenever it was the size of them, like you know
with the dog with the pigs here. They didn't even
need to like coax him.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
But the biggest strong things that cate must be reinforced.
He could just smash the crate.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah massive. Anyway, he must have a ramp and he
just walks up in it. And then they.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Must have a when you're designing this craig, make sure
he's got a ramp or an elevator or left.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
And then just drive him along the freeway. He had
a police escort.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh, I wish i'd seen this. Did they do this
overnight while we're asleep? Because a bit more? Damn it,
they should have done that prime time. They could have
had like you kids and have been waiting pad. In
my mind, I want the elephant's head out the top
of the crate and it's trunk and trunk like the
Queen to the way.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So little well, not so little luck Shy, the fifteen
year old Asian elephant bull. He's out there. He's had
his first night, so.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
He's already weerriby, he's already be terrified. Yeah, for those
strange noises on the locals, especially very nafy suburbs up
bloody in the Gaza strip. Where are we right now?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
He's out on the Savanna. Wharry belongs.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Next to even Gonnao out there the human Zoo, as
we call it, Weerriby.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
All right, let's get in two double thumbs up. This
is every Friday on the show, we go around the
team and we talk about what we're into at the moment. Patsy,
what's it for you?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, we've found a couple of really great shows. Well,
the first is Will Ferrell. It's not a show so
much as movie. Will Ferrell's new movie with Reese Witherspoon,
You're Quarterly Invited, which is on Prime now.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Is this good?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I love Will Ferrell, but I have seen some of
the reviews of this and well, Rotten Tomatoes it was
thirty percent.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, look it's no. It is no Step Brothers, which
I think is his classy but I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Step Brother's old school and commands school.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
My god. Yes, but I mean, I don't think it's
fair to compare everything to not every movie is going
you're like smashing.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Good already giving it praise. This is supposed to be
like the very best thing you've seen. Rather, so don't
compare it to his other funny stuff in thee of
its own. This one he overslept for this one.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
That's great. Reese Witherspoon is fantastic in this. She plays
a really feisty kind of power. I wanted to say, babe,
but I won't. Girl Boss, Yes, girl.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Boss, someone to speak on the radio.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
There's a hilarious scene with an alligator. If you love.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
Me?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Why didn't you start with that?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Wow? How to play big in Australia? All the old
simpleton's out there love it? How does she cure the
Australian market chucker? Random scene there wrestling with an alligator, a.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Little bit wedding crashes, but you'll love it. It's on Prime.
The other thing that we've discovered on Prime as well
actually is Hot Ones.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh that's so good. I think it's actually the best
chat show in the world right now.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
It is.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The questions he asks are really really good.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
But it's brilliant. So if you're not across it, it's
the guy who hosts it. What's his name, Sean Evans,
So he'll have a guest on and really big guests
like Brian Kranston and Bear Grills and Melissa McCarthy, and
he lines up about twelve different hot sources that are
on varied degrees of the is it the Scovell scale,

(12:36):
so the Scoville scale, like the hottest thing, hottest pepper
or whatever measures about two million whatever the measuring scale
on the Scoville scale, And he'll like build it up
and they've got to like have this interview which is
really quite in depth at times, and have these chicken wings.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, they're crying.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
To stop those two the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I saw Melissa McCarthy last weekend. She was she's got
like milk in a pump bottle, and she's got bread
fridge breadsticks and like trying to work.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Now, that show massive.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
He bought that show back for eighty two and a
half million dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It just started as a YouTube show.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
You're kidding.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
He's brought back the rights last year eighty two and
a half million dollars.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I mean, it is massive, and it's such a simple
idea where you think it's throwaway, but it's not. His
questions are really well thought out. I do mean it
is the best chat show I actually provoked. Now to Norton,
I've been a big Graham Norton fan for years. But
I actually think it's better now that the interviews are
very funny. Then you've got this other craziness of Conan O'Brien.
One is so funny because ConA is actually frothing and

(13:44):
Cona's just got a face made for comedy like that
bit ginger. Yeah, and so the cybing frothing and he's
actually crying because you know when you have HoTT Yeah,
it's you. Actually you starts your eyeings water. Conan's face
goes rest on a ginger head man, Irish man. It's
an incredible look. But yeah, perhaps a great one for

(14:05):
people to watch. That Hot Ones is very very good.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
We're doing double thumbs up. This is every Friday. We
go around the team share the things that we're into
in the moment. Could be a new TV show, a movie,
an app, a book. You do the same as well.
You can text me what are you really enjoying at
the moment? Oh false seventy five three one oh four
three doing these hours? You want mister Bias to know
that I am a big fan of naps and even

(14:33):
when I'm not doing these hours, i am still a
fan of naps.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Is that your double thumbs up?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Ye just naps. Shout out to big old nana nap
in the afternoon, Big old, syrupy honeyed sleep that you
get in a nice summer's afternoon. It's the best. Sometimes
you might hear someone in a distance cutting the grass
but not too close what it keeps you awake? Or
you might hear a small light aircraft just going over
there's purring in the distance.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Do you go to bid though, or on the couch
or what do you do?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Anywhere?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
It anywhere anywhere. I can be on a plane on
a runway and it's about to take off, I can start.
I've napped on planes on runways. My family are like,
how can anyone be that relaxed? You can nap on
a plane on a runway as it's going into the air.
But anyway, when I was on holiday in Thailand in
the New Year, right, my nap game weren't even higher.

(15:26):
And I tell you why. These days online you see
a lot of videos dourning on Instagram and TikTok or
trying to tenx your productivity. I'm not interested in that.
I'm more on tenxing your chill. I'm more about ten xing.
You're napping all right, and this is a game changer.
So I kept saying to my wife, why won napping
in a much better way? We're on holiday? And I realized,

(15:48):
because it was ya and so humid, we have a
fan on every afternoon. So bother said, be this. How
do I bring the fan with me? And then I
found this amazing app, the fan app every afternoon. It's
next to me. The noise of it, I don't know
what it is, psychologically, the noise of it. I feel

(16:09):
like there's one on me. No, no, white noise is this?
I don't know white noise? Close your eyes, Guy's the
power of radio. It's a free outwit now because I've
got the free questions. Sorry, stay with us, real you
go to yours quickly.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Let me just get this, okay, my double thumbs, Patsy.
Have you watched Severance?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
No?

Speaker 7 (16:29):
You?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Oh my good? Have you heard about it?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I have heard about it.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh, here we go, I've gone back.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Here we go back to.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Look at that. It's an actual fan. Actually does feel like, yeah, yeah,
that's just a medium one. Now if I want to
crank it for a big one, oh you're crazy. Oh
my god, I'm in a turbine.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Now, could you just get a buy a fan though.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I can take this anywhere.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
You can take a fan anywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's loathed.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
That's really annoying.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
It's not annoying.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
That is it is a quite a brist I love that.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
That is how you ten x your nap game or
friends anything that. Patty, you would have seen this when
it came out. One of my daughters this week introduced
me to it, right, and it is Upper Middle Bogan.
Not seen it before. It's funny, funny, funny show. Glenn
Robbins comedy Master. He's so good in that, the whole
cast of great and obviously he's got Patrick from Connin

(17:25):
from Accounts. Yes, Patrick, no big star in his own right.
He was groating that very very funny Upper Middle Bogan
is really good. And also I'm getting a kick out
of because it's filmed here in Melbourne, seeing some of
the locations as well, suburbs stay using yeah for the
for the Bogan part, Yeah, but yeah, really really enjoying that.
And with the super Bowl on Monday, I read a

(17:49):
great book two weeks all two weeks ago called Out
of Darkness. It's about Aaron Rodgers, who's a quarterback, one
of the most famous quarterbacks in America at the moment,
and he's been a quarterback for years. I'm not a
massive American football fan, but I watched the Super Bowl
and I like reading books about it and the strategy
and the psychology. His book Out of Darkness is almost

(18:10):
as good as one of my favorite books I've gifted
to so many friends is the Andre Agassi book Open.
I brought Jack a copy Hamish Blay. I love that book.
It's almost as good as that. It's a really really
interesting book. It's called out of Darkness because last year
Aaron Rodgers went to a darkness retreat where he shut
into a room in the middle of nowhere for seventy
two hours. It literally is proper darkness.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
And what was he trying to pick a new team
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Ye, yeah, yeah, bad choice. Out of the darkness he
went over to New York.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, that would be going very well.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
But the book is very good. And the same author
who wrote Out of Darkness did a great book about
Bill Belichick. It's on the Great sports Coaches Ever, which
is a really really good read as well. Ria. What
are you into at the moment?

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Guys, you have to watch Severance. I know it's been
out for a little while, but sees and twos here.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
People are raving about it. Is it good to know?
It's produced by directed.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
By Ben Steeler Adam Scott from Step Brothers Patsy alumni.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
And it's one of those shows I think every five.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
What is it sci fi? Because it looks very stylish, it's.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Very you know what Black Mirror.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
If you ever watched sort of Got that psychological thriller,
it's it's the premise of.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
It, did you hear song a bit racy edge of
your suit?

Speaker 7 (19:30):
The premise of it is you go to work and
you get your memory split, so you've got a work
person and your real life.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Building hockey's already started. That That is a very split mind.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
But it's incredible.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
It's I think every few years there comes a show
that is just a cut above the rest succession, Breaking Bad,
the Sopranos, This, this is, this is it.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
It is brilliant, beyond words.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
In between shows at moment, So I'll check it out
on Apple plus Apple.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
All Right, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Good Morning to Jerry Christian. We're watching Madam, the new
Channel nine show starring the great Rachel Griffith. Yes, good morning, Richard.
I'm threequarters away through The Walking Dead. I got a
couple of seasons into it and it just became increasingly grim.
And also timing is everything sometimes in life. It was
during COVID. It was just like COVID was miserable. My

(20:26):
Escape TV show is even more bleak. There was just
too much bleakness, and even Richard, you're saying that, to
be honest, I just want to finish it now so
and can get out of the zombie headspace. I keep
having to do a refresher in between episodes are too
heavy of watching the reruns off The Peep Show, which
still makes me laugh out there. It's funny mentioned Peep
Show because Jesse Armstrong won. The main writers of that

(20:47):
show created succession. Yeah. Yeah, book Shantaram, amazing story, Christian,
you'd love it. Oussie Guy escapes Pentridge Prison and flees
to India. Christian earlier were talking about people trying to
get rock stars tattoos of their signature. Last twenty years,
I'm been trying to get Robbie Williams attention and get
his signature on my arm. I haven't going to do

(21:09):
it next next time you're interviewing him, can you ask
him to keep a look out for me? Do you
know what if you really want to get it done,
if I'm interviewing one on one and it's in person,
I'll invite you to come along so you can quickly
sign your arm and then we'll actually organized to tourist
in the studio. Is if Robbie wants to do it,
you can get your own. Who was the footy player
we had? He was paying for the pies at the

(21:32):
time and he got shunned around a bit. Yes, just
like mishappened. He forgot the rules your own during the game.
Any who's he? Good morning, Christian? Driving him well this morning?
I know you love hearing about stranger unusual car Regiro plates.
The guy in front of me was w T F Man.

(21:54):
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Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is it seven dollars to change your life. It is
a four hundred and fifty mil oil spray and poor bottle.
Now getting to the health part. When you spray oil
onto a pan, you get about four grams of calories. Right,
If you have too many calories, it's not very good.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
So this spray.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
But do you spray.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
For okay to doctor obvious. Yeah, I think the world
is up to what calories are.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Now, if you pour just free poor a oil, it
can be like fifty calories in one teas.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I doubt that. I don't speak the problem in people's
health and stuff that is the oil they're eating.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, yeah, if you're cooking food and the food's got like.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
A load of calories, you can buy those cans of
spray anyway. That's why I use out in the barbecues
that olive oil sprays in an aerosol.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Sometimes they say aerosols not that good for your health.
There can be a couple of bugs and whatnot in there.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
This so bugs in my ugs?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Not bugs, I mean like bad You know what are
they called chemicals? I would say, yeah, where.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Is this right?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
The acquisation of mate from a producer who should have
done the legal training about defamation. But anyway, I'm not
sure that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Not true, not true. But this one glass bottle and
you can clean it really easily, and it's seven dollars
and you can get it a camut and it'll change
your health for life.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
All right, we won't be going to you because Jack's away.
I think I've got to too many producers.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Christian Condor Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Twenty minutes time, Well tell you about this morning's naked
hour Weavery Friday on the show. From it, we let
you pick all the music. We turned the show into
one giant jukebox. We give you a theme before that.
This idea comes out of a meeting where we have
an after the show yesterday that suddenly went sideways when
one of the people present did an impression of a

(23:52):
car alarm. But this impression of a car alarm sounded
like a car alarm. It literally may all of us
in the studio having the meeting after the show yesterday. Jump.
This is Sarah works on a show.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
I'm just going to see if I can do it
with that warming up.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, you ever heard you ever heard an impression of
something an object that good? They were just playing this again.
This is literally from our meeting yesterday morning post show.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
I'm just going to see if I can do it
with that warming up.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Warm up? I mean, what was the warm up I'm
gonna do? How do you warm up for somebody? How
do you even discover you can do that?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
How do you stumble up?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I think she saw her car being broken into. She's
in the pub, doesn't want to go out there. It
just starts to do this.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
I'm just going to see if I can do it
with that warming up.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
It's even the perfect It sounds more like a car
alarm than a carl.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
This is a car alarm, not as good. That sounds shriller.
This is Sarah, our producer.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
I'm just going to see if I can do it
with that warming up.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Put them together. I want that on my actual car
now on my phone as well, just an alarm if
anyone ever steals it as.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Well, she do it with it like what chats She takes.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Something with her throat as she was doing it.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yeah, because we're just standing around having a normal meeting.
I don't even remember how we got on do a
car aline.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
And also when someone says, oh, I couldn't do an
impression with car alum I just thought it wouldn't be
that good.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Ye that, But she stands there and she sort of
leaves her body with her eyes go huge back of
the channeling something almost like an exorcism.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
That would be Goldberg.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
And then she just screams and she chops her throat.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Is do not try this at home. It's a prose only. Yeah,
it was.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
It was impressive and terrifying at the same time.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
So this morning, can you do an impression of something
and object anything? Nine four one four one o four
three Everyone that comes in their win surprise Rio, you
can do an impression of your you aretaining alarm. Oh,
these days too many things make alarms to let us
know they've done the job. They're hinde for the microwave,
the oven, Oh mate, you're an oven, my washing machine?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
Does my head in It does like it's a thirty
second almost like a Beehoven three part er. It's so long,
and just as soon as you think it's done, there's
more of the song to go and it drives me insane.
But because it happens so much now it's it's burnt
into my brain against my will. Here well, so I
can I can see, I know it perfectly say if
you go please d d D ding ding ding ding

(26:28):
ding ding ding ding ding ding d d D.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Didn't this is trthy mad.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You sat there just having a bit to it or
take away or beer, and then they're just going, yeah, yeah,
I'll get to it when I'm ready thirty four seconds.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Then then then then then then then.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Like this, this would have lasted about two minutes before
I put my foot through it.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
And do you think it's done here?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
No, that's for you. Do you know? I have a
theory that the people that des didn't get the jobs
at NASA, that they dreamt off at university or Tafe
all right or r and then now like how what
did you do your degree? Because I hate a humble brand,
but I'm having a great time working at NASA. I'm
looking for Elil Musk and his rocket program. What are
you doing? Well, I'm working for a washing machine company.

(27:17):
This is what they do to take out their.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yes, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Less dumpster fire more so elmost fire put on a poster,
You're welcome, thank you. How does he do it?

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Although, let's hold fire on the dumpster fire. Maybe before
you hear this.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Oh yeah, you're right, Yes, yeah, it would appear that
yesterday this idea of peaks with Sarah who watch the
show doing an amazing impression of a human car alarm.
I'm looking at the phone lines in who's lined up?
Feral cat? Now I don't even know if that's a
nickname for one of our six hour listeners, because some
of them came me a bit fairly. There's a time rate,

(28:03):
so I don't know what it is. All right, okay,
so what can you do? An impression of not? Who
do you do? What do you do? Nine four one
four one o four three? That's gonna know. Now here's
the So I've got to go. I gotta hi, patsis
you do a dentist drill?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
I do a dentist drill?

Speaker 8 (28:17):
You ready?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah? That's good. That's actually really good. What about the
old sucker thing? Let's do them together. You do the drill?
Do the socker would be dent that's horrible noise early
in the morning for you're listeners. All right, now, let's
go to Tyler. He was almost ready then, Tyler. Yeah,

(28:40):
I'm good. So what can you do, Tyer?

Speaker 10 (28:42):
I can do a bird or a duckling, I guess,
or a Benby Chick broad range.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I like you keep it broad you can die in
as you start doing it.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
And people like pick up on certain things, so it's
whatever they choose. I guess right.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It's like when you see a work of art, isn't
it We will see something different, and I believe we're
about to hear a work of art right now, Tyler,
in your own time, Off you go, mate, Oh it's
baby chicks. This is beautiful. I'm down by a pond
on a summer's day across the road. No, no, no,
by the pond craze trading. Oh my, that is that

(29:24):
is really good, Tyler. That's very very good. Going to
send your prize. Well done, appreciate it. Have a low weekend.
That actually was brilliant. Mary, good morning, Hello hello Mary.
Now Mary, I'm let to believe that you can do
an impression of a sneeze. Excellent. This is what Marcone
had in mind when he created radio. Okay, Mary, I

(29:46):
love this. Off you go, mate, maybe go again? Yeah
yeah yeah yeah. Just to check. First of all, have
you had a fall, because it's Mary could have had
a fall, marry you right, No, I'm still good. Oh no, okay,
yeah yeah, and again the sneeze.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
When were just coming here? Like where what when.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
When you're ringing you work and you're not sick, you
chuck got the old dump.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
It started early in life. I can't remember a time
when I couldn't do it as a student. I did
it in class. So we all the kids, one at
a time could say bless you, and then none would crack.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
And crazy times all right, Mary didn't need their origin story.
Re okay, just because you're sat in Jack's chair, don't
always follow those really boring follow up questions, he chucks.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
In Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
We're asked you this morning, not who do you do
when the world does not need more shouty impressions on already?
What it does need, what it does need is you
doing impressions of things so far this morning. Let's play
about the tape. Some incredible impressions of things. Baby chicks,

(31:04):
not somebody sneezing, feral cat speaks for herself, tennis, human
tennis with the lady's mouth. How do we max that out?
I'll tell you how we got this keeps on elevating,
this transcending already high giddy heights, Mick, what I'm real us?

(31:26):
Just Stura was just laughing a work and I'm looking
like put the corner. It is good to have a laugh,
and it's also good to put the callers through. Both
are good both when you're on the live radio, Mick,
good morning. What can you do for us?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I can do a school fire evacuation alarm?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Okay, off you go, Mick, Mick, no, sorry me participating
actually said it's uncanny, it's brilliant. It's not. No, it's not.
It sounds like somebody trying and failing to impression that
just not. No one's going, No one's leaving any building

(32:05):
right now.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
She wanted you to do a warning that it wasn't
a real don't worry.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
He just did that. No one's fleeing Tullamarine right now? Okay,
what's whatever? All right? That's try and make me know.
Let's go to Tessa here, come on in, Tess, Hi,
how are you going?

Speaker 11 (32:27):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Do you mind if I call you Test? Or you
were Tessa?

Speaker 6 (32:30):
I love Test?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay, great. I just had a feeling. It's a gift,
you know, it's not a chanting people, and I guess
what their name is based on.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
What they said, it's actually terre there on polish.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
So oh, long line of tests.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Didn't have any any dogs cats when I was little,
so I had chickens and I do it the best
impersonation of the chicken rooster. So are you ready?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, we're ready. I love I love the setup
as well. This is great.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
Okay, that is so good, so good.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
We are shapes by environment.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
I do voices, so I do all.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
Sorts of thing.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
What?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
What else did you when you say you do voices.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
Just animal noise?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Don't give us another two of your best ones? What's that?
I think the pigeon and the elephant are the hardest
animals and impressions of you're trying to do a pigeon picture.
That's that's actually a pretty good pigeon.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Yea, yeah, I faded them.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
That surprised, not surprised at all, Right, Tessa laugh, that's
what I should end every show as well. Still, quick,
how are you? Thank you? Tessa? I love you too,
Test Tessa, thank you very much. Quick with the fingers
rear Kelly, good morning morning. Kicking goals. Today is kicking

(34:14):
goals and Kelly, what can you do do for us? Mate?

Speaker 10 (34:18):
I'm a truck's engine break like the Jake breaks. Yeah. Okay,
the best things ever heard?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
You pressed? Are we in totage. I'm at the Colisseum
double thumbs up to that on Core porf My word, incredible.
What a gift, such a gift. Wow, that was great.

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Drivers, So I heard it a lot.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, yeah, very good, Thank you very much, Kelly. All right,
then we've got we've got coming up next. Naked Out
is coming up next. We're from eight o'clock on a Friday.
We turn the show up to you. We turned into
big giant jukebox. We give you a theme. You pick
all the songs. Theme today. Okay, the theme today is
songs with in in the title Cabese songs within in

(35:19):
the title.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Hi concept the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
All right, so Naked Out today, this is where every
Friday we let you pick all the songs. We give
you a theme. It's songs within in the title. How
many songs do you think have the word song like
Daniel's song? Oh yeah, just one obviously song anyway, look

(35:49):
at least this one, all right, Patsy, something within in
the title.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Yes, this was a cult song when I was going
to Uni. Blister in the Sun by the Violent Fain.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Great song, brilliant, shout Patsy Love.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
It couldn't find many fun facts this week on this one.
That's okay, but I did find that it was used
in an ad for Windy's in America.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Could you couldn't find anyone, So don't chuck us on
about And this is a perfect example. Vibes are high.
Please don't pick up the phone oka and bring the
vibes down. We crank it on a Friday. We run
the wheels off the show. All right, let's go to
first of all, some of the people who are texting
in d Light's brilliant song from the late eighties, Groove

(36:37):
is in the Heart. There's a bit in this song.
It's my favorite worth playing just so you can all
do that a karaoke in their tonight. Phil Collins big intro.

(37:03):
If you got subwhoppers in the car, this would be
a great one. The face bins are rocking. Oh yeah,
the cure. It's just how we begin or do we
end the show with this? But it has to be
in the mix. Marie, thank you very much for this,

(37:24):
I love a debt. She has not got a Friday Churney.
It's all Sunday night misery songs. Yes, is she ever
going to write a toe tapper? We can sing in
the shower, Come on it, ow write the nose, Cheery
uppy one, you know, cheer up? Yay, just call it
ale cheer up? What about Mickey boy? Yeah, all of

(37:55):
those would sound great during the next hour. Let's see
what the callers have got. Leo, good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
How are we there?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
We're good, Leo? And have you ear an a good week?
What can we play you today?

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:07):
We're a great one for from the seventies. Staying alive.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Stay? Oh yeah, staying staying. I think it's just I
think it might be right.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Actually, Pats, you're right. This is sort of pedantry with
expect from the postman. So well done keeping that unnecessary
flame going. You're right, it's an ink. Maybe that's a
future topic, songs with ink in came down? No, Leo, Sorry, Scott,
good morning, Good morning, Yes Scott, you're good. Are you

(38:44):
wear abe? No? Actually? Geelong? Oh god? Oh, update the records.
I see you wear aby and I said look out
for the elephants. They're coming one by one making their
way from Parkville to Wearribe. Those lucky elephants head out west.
And now what can we play you? I reckon we
go Paul Kerry Gris when you walk in the room,

(39:08):
great song.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Walking.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
I'll be a luscious production and vibe to this song, Scott,
have a lovely weekend. Brilliant song. Let's now go to Shannon.
Good morning, Shannon, Sharon, good morning.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah, sorry about that, Shannon, always back me up. QB one,
Q one, QB one. Okay, worry about there's some training
going on on air, Sharon. As I said, Sharon, what
what can we play you? Shaza in the Silver Night
by White Snake work on this? Yeah, I know. It

(40:00):
feels like a creepy guy at the end of the
bar with leather cats on.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oh that's where Sharon is right now. Eight o'clock. All right, Matt,
what have you got for us?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, let's go back to the eighties with YouTube pride
in the name of love tune. Brilliant you two so
one of my favorites list. That is a brilliant ont. Matt,
Thank you very much. You cool. Have a lovely weekend

(40:36):
thanks to joining the show, Matt and then finally Squeeze
with one last one, Adrian. What can we play you
this morning?

Speaker 10 (40:44):
We'd like to hear and my boy wants to tell
you what the song is.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's in the dark.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh my god, bless you. What great musical taste you've got,
young man. What is your name, sir?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Harvey?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Harvey Harvey? Great name.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Ahvey Sadam loud to speak up, boy, always on the radio,
next generation of the Boss fans. I love it. My
work is complete, My work is complete. Well done. You're
raising him right, well done, Dad. I could take a

(41:25):
guess that is seven or eight. Let's get them back on.
Harvey Harvey. Yeah, yes, I tell you, I've got so
many gifts. I've just got these gifts.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
In time Waste of coming up in fifteen minutes time.
The show is always here for any weird, unusual, strange
car retro plates that you spot this morning. One of
you saw one w T F. Man, it's a lot
in it.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Is it like the name of is it like a
superhero thing or is it something like an exclamation?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
You know what? WTF stands for what the funk? Yeah,
I think it's that, or it might be something else,
but I can only presume. I just presume, Welcome to Australia,
that it is. It's that, Caitlin, you saw one as well.
What have you seen recently?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
On the West Gate? I saw boo bun?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh very neat spelled properly, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Properly and everything. How do you spell that bow bao
and then bun?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah we were tough one, isn't it? And three k's
in there? And do you think that was someone who
works in a Boo bun place or do you think
they're just someone who loves boo.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Bun's absolutely someone that loves Boo buns. I went past
the person driving and yeah, they look like they enjoyed them.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I would have done the same thing. Don't you love
peering in? If someone's cut you up and tracks we
were driving slowly, you will do that little ride by
peer in like and I'll go to my old lady.
It's not always an old lady, all right, more often
and not. Sometimes you know, went behind, or you just
seies a couple of fingers and you're like, there's just
some hands. Where are they they asleep. They slipped down

(43:07):
into the seat there where we did this. Last year
we had some great ones, certain car red shows that
you've seen. I have a Tickford XR goot and it's
sang it f A N G one T.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
My number fight is b z y mum, and my
husband is b.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Z y d I D.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
The first one is hot dad, and the other one's
my wife's car and her number fight is schnook them right.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
What have you seen or is it you? Nine four
one four one four three. By the way, the guy
that called in who had his red show that was
fang it. Do you remember you also said he'd been
pulled over by the police and the guy the officer went,
when is only fanging it? Which is not meant meant
to criticized driving safely.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
The Christian O'Connell show You Two Guy is.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
The Name of Love eight twenty seven, Christian O'Connell's show
on gold Time Wasted coming up five minutes time at
the side of pasts news Right now, Red Joe, watch
what have you seen? Christian? I listened every morning in Adelaide,
Good Morning Adelaide and any other listeners we have in Adelaide.
I listened to the showing them one in while delivering

(44:13):
tires around the suburbs of Adelaide. Thank you Gavin on
behalf of all your customers. Christian, I've noticed a blue
Nisshund with the number plate that simply says Winnings. Oh,
thank you Gavin, Christian. Just monday, I saw this and

(44:34):
I thought of the show Knits, just knits, as your
photo of it knits and Christian, I saw this one
came up. Oh yeah, as I said, it's Goye Patsy.
I was looking for a giant mega dog in the
back seats. Are they doing cart now, Hanko. Some of

(44:55):
these people have put a lot of thought into what
they know what it means, but the rest of us
striving never going to cry this. Imagine this play long
mediing team. Would you know what this meant? From Helen
him h L N B A K H. Helen's back,

(45:16):
Helen back, Helen back.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Oh, her name's Helen.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
That's kind of clever.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
The mine.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
What the line between Bogan and Genius is?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yes, very fine on this? Uh, Christian, I saw this.
It was a cattle truck trailer and it had vegan.
Oh that's right, that's that's cheeky. Christian. My neighbor after
my an anonymous has an SS commodore. He is full
Bogan with the plates. Get ass, How is that legal? Get?

(45:51):
How is that legal?

Speaker 7 (45:52):
Maybe he works in the donkey industry.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
He's an ass collector, he's a handler. Yeah, Christian, I've
seen this number plate around town gonuts. Oh boy, it's
not even a fine line. You know what you said earlier?
This this for Bogan.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Do they have these in England?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Sort of? No? For good reason. You just get a
random plate for good reason. Pierre, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
How are you going. I'm good. Welcome to the show, Pierre.
What's the red show that you spotted?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Well, as you were talking about it, I was driving
behind the ways the false truck with a wholes and everything,
saying we suck one.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
That's great. That is spot on. That's a very good one, Pierre,
that's a great one. Have a lovely weekend. Pre thanks
for calling mate, you two.

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Brendan, good morning Brendan. You know, mate, Brendon, what have
you ever seen?

Speaker 10 (46:43):
We're dropping behind a rare the Alpha Romeo Spider and
the number plate was in c Wincy.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
That's great in Wincy Spider. Very good for the Alpha.
Very nice, Brendan, that's a smart one, it is. Yeah,
thank you very much. Brendan Bell. Good morning.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Hey guys.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
How are we on this amazing Friday?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
We are great on this amazing Friday. Amazing Bell. What
have you seen?

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Bell?

Speaker 6 (47:07):
The funniest one I've ever seen was on a sexy
little black Porsche saying was his oh that that cuts.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
It's double cuts. You use the Porsche and then you
get a joke about it as well a sledge forever. Bell.
Very good, Thank you very much. Enjoy your weekend so much.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
You two see later.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Bye. Marie, Hello, Hi, Hi Marie morning Marie, Ye.

Speaker 10 (47:30):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I thought a number plate.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
It was on a mobile.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Hearing kissed car then and the number plate was are
you deaf? But if you ride it.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
It's a bit rude. People might be sensitive about that.
You don't, you know, it doesn't help. You wouldn't have
an ambulance with are you dead on the back? You know,
it would be a bit much.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
If you write it down, it's actually rude as a.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Very good double meaning. I like it. Marie, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
What the Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Now Barbara is texting me again. Barbas were telling me
that she wanted my name Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I just remember, did you say Sharon?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Karen? Karen? Now, Karen text me early about her neighbour's
commodore ss with get ass as the red shoe. She
said Christian and I think it means get s s Karen. Sure, sure, Okay,
that's what it means. Sure, it's an advert for the
the old classic car. The commodore says, sure, all right,

(48:51):
time for the time wasted day up for grabs the
best in show two hundred and fifty dollars in cash
thanks to survivors. So you may have noticed, if you're
been driving around over the last weeks, this radio station
is recruiting brand new listeners. If you are not happy
with how you're currently being serviced by your radio station,
make the switch to Gold. One oh four point three

(49:12):
black posters, splash of yellow, Oh my god, grungey but
with color, yes, yes, grungey color and vibrant it pops out. Yeah,
what's that? There's various slogans actually really sort of talking
about the difference between inferior radio stations like Nova and Fox.

(49:34):
To be honest, and kiss and then superior ones like
this one. So Rio, some of the slogans at the
marketing team here at Gold have come up with it.
You can see all around town.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Less drama, more Nirvana, less asap, more ac DC, less Tata,
more green day and so forth.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Less, get ass, more getter.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Ss exactly, exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
So two weeks ago we were telling you about this
and a time waster was why don't you come up
with your own ones. Some of the best ones are
actually up on billboards or the market team have used yours.
Adrian less stress, more inexcess is up right now all
over Melbourne. Josh less traffic, Jam, more Pearl jam, David les,
Pauline more Hanson.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
I can't believe they put that out. Sandra, less politics,
more Stevenicks in the run up to the election and
next governments. Sandra, very good. So it's time wants more
to ask you, have you got any new marketing slogans
for this radio station and they could go up on
the billboards if if they do, we give you some prizes.
All right, I've got a couple of new ones. Less commode,

(50:40):
more depeche modes, what's code commode is a portable potty
for elderly people. Less gallstones, more rolling stones, the developing, Yes,
less chart less chart music, you know, less chart more heart, yes,

(51:00):
silvar less smooth dig another station, less smooth, more groove,
oh god less shock jock more yacht rock.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Yeah, Christopher Cross.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
You got it my friend? Yes, oh my god, McDonald
cross fod freedom.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I can't believe.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
She's not in love with me. Less early nights, small
crazy nights, Yeah, kiss come on, yeah exactly, that's early nights,
more crazy nights, crazy crazy, crazyzy nights. This city loves
kiss Yes, not kiss FM, kiss the bad, less kiss FM,

(51:49):
more kiss Gene Simmons. You know the grand Final you
love them here. It's a huge one, one of the
big all right, what have you got?

Speaker 9 (51:59):
Less meat, more ronan keating.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Oh yeah, that's very good, gold less r.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
G, Bargie, more Phonzie and Barnzy.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Oh no, that's the best one that genuinely should go
up there.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
Less old cranks, more hoober steak.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
No, no one wants more Hoover stank. I'd say more
stink with Hoover stank. And no one is crying out
for the station that stank what about.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Less jack post more Rio was host?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Oh zing, Oh he went there, Oh he did sister sizzle.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Wow, I'll do it for half the price.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
All right, what have you got there? Marketing slogans for go?
Text them in four seventy five three one oh four
three The best one's morning will give you two hundred
and fifty dollars in camp.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
All over town, Big billboard to at the moment advertising
this radio less tatan, more green day. You see slogans
like that this morning once more, you can turn marketeer.
Have you got the next slogan for this radio station?
For our billboards? Best one this one? Don't we give
you two hundred and fifty dollars thanks to Survivor Rio?
You're ready to mark, I'm ready less can ye more?

(53:18):
Colin Hay. That is really good, really good? Like that.
Don't put your name on the seven five one, but
that's great, less credit, debt, more jone jets, silver, less
smelly feet, more sesame straight thing? Do we play sesame
streets anyway? Gets him in the door? Who cares klay,

(53:41):
less fart and more Dolly Partner. Come on, guys, that's
ross no talk back more nickelback, Oh, Silver, Andy well done, less,
Triple m more, Boney m Andre well done, less Maga
more Abba less, Sham more, Wham god less, Jackie More,

(54:05):
christian O, well done, Sonia, Silver Miners, let what less.
He loves Jackie's spirit. Oh, he loves their outfits every day. Yeah,
what's patio?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Pat You're right at the top of the totem.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yes, let's go smaller than Boss silver less fraud and persury.
And aren't we all looking for a radio station that's
less fraud and persury more Freddie Mercury, high degree of difficulty,
very gold plus, well done, Sanford, what a hell of
a name? Yeah, lets Rick rolled more gold, World, DJ

(54:47):
Daniel Johnson less Voodoo more, Hoodoo, Gurus silver plus. That's
from Sam Rachel's gone less Bean mean more Queen silver less,
marketing lies more Betty Davis eye God, these are so good.
Who's that? Matt well done? Can and Jackie O, question Mark,
I'd rather a studio.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Oh he's playing with the format.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Very good. Yeah, World and Andrew and Nana Wadding less,
Boomgates more dire Straits, less filthy, banter more private Dancer

(55:30):
Kelly Kelly did that one. That's great, Lee has got less,
Lil Wayne more, Taylor Dane.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Yes, who's Taylor?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Sorry sorry, less Ariana more, Nirvana from late all right, Rio,
Who's the best show? So many brilliant ones. Thank you
very much to everyone who's actually texted him in. Some
of those may well be used the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
We showed up our marketing team.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
Yes, Kelly has got to be our winner with less
Filthy Dancer less.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Oh my god, sorry Kelly. Let's all you got to
do is just read it back. Well, to be honest,
I'd get the same service with him. So, actually, where's jack?
Feels like he's got the spirit of Jackie boy. You
did so well today and you had to clever him
ten minutes ago as well.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Stupid?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Oh well, less three I more Jackie

Speaker 2 (56:16):
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