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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning Jack morning. So first
of all, some good news Jack, you are halfway through.
I'm sure a lot of us probably thought you wouldn't
get even an eighteenth of the way through seventy five when.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We first started. It was that first week especially, was
so difficult. This is two workouts a day, follow a
meal plan like a diet, and then read ten pages
of the book, three and a half lay as of
water per day every day seventy five.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
How you feel and you've been feeling injured at times
and worn down.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Like exhausted, fatigued.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, Sunday Pass was just saying we've been broken at
times with it. We're in this with you. I would say,
he's getting seventy five and hard around the edges.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Sometimes it's the last thing you do at night, so
you want to go to bed and you go, all right,
well I have to drag myself.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
To the gym.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
That was Sunday night and put in at least forty
five minutes. Yeah, but we're halfway through. This is impressed
so pretty much we got to the top of the
hill and now surely it's all downhill from here.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh no, no, no, I think actually what you've done
is you just made it to base camp when the
clouds cleaned. Say wait, there's a higher summit, and then
behind it there's another one. There's so many more beefs
and trots to go through. What you've basically done is
you just got to repeat this, but now it's harder
because you're more tight.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
That is the number one word. Repetitive is what it is?
Just every day is the same.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Alright, another word, it's a secret. Do you think it
is changing up what you do? Have a bit of
a variety of like pillarates to walks to gym.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, but you run at the zone only so many
different workouts.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well why can't you buy a pair of rollerblades or
roderskates and go roder skating for forty five minutes every
other day just to skate it up?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, Well I've got that in my back pocket for
if things.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Get okay, what about going to a skate park?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
So I tried to. I skateboarded a lot as a teenager.
I tried to pick it up maybe three years ago.
I actually boret a skateboard and I was like, I'm
going to get back into this, and I was so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're more nervous now because you get injured and.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You just stiffer. Your whole money is stiffer as ault.
Like when a vine is young, it's so nimble, brown
and flaky. Now it's just a stick.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, it doesn't go with it. I'm you home today
that it's true that Oasis are going to announce it
after fifteen years, they are reuniting, and I would do
everything to get over there next year. But I'm also
concerned that at those shows are going to be a
lot of people my age who are stiff and not
in the best of health.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
We're not creating the mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nope, Oasis, if they're smart, they can make more money
than a ticket sales doing to their own range of
like spinallese, pillows, phone balls and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Patsy, How is Chris your husband? The word I we
love God? In his third week of recovery from his
maniscous operation hang on, let me play the theme tune
to his never ending recovery against them.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Every other day he gets a spongebar. Maybe I'll just
wheel him out. The had to put a drink of.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Water there.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
From prep.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Seventy five hard, this is seventy five years hard involuntary.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Feels like a life sentence.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
He I think you know what.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I had to get mum, who used to be a nurse,
up to check on spongebar.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, not for that, because the top.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Half takee the Now what did you what did your
mom have to come and do? Well?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
His foot blew up, like swelled up and it sort
of changed color, which I didn't like. When I got home, I.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wouldn't get I mean listening might have been a nurse
back in the day with Florence Nightingale, but modern medicine
has moved on. Now you don't get the oldest nurse
some leeches.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
She had to look at it because like it's it
like puffed up, and Mum said, now, I think that's
probably an all the bruisings coming down sort of the
shin and she said, it's clearly from the actual procedure.
And you forget when you're out of it, you've got
no idea what they've done to you, like.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
They might, but he's not. He's not like open art
surge where they're ripping our organs and moving along to side.
He's our keyhole surgeon on his knee.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Now, no, but it's not gentle, is it?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Have you ever seen them do like a hip replacement
or something like that. It's like they're banging with hammers and.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't think it says like like an auto repair
shop wishing an exhaust.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Pipe and I don't have the bruise then shows up
three weeks three weeks later, I mean, but we're not
the nurses.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
You know, be deep bruising. But anyway, so he had
heaps of bags of peas and stuff on it last night.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
When he finished. It's not much of a move on
from the leeches it, but there didn't. Don't you do
like a teleheal thing, you know where you going to
like scan the phone at his foot and show them.
Oh yeah, I should do that. I'll see how it
is going to be maybe past ten, so you should
have done that. Could he's got deep vein throm a
long fly not move much because he's.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yes, No, you doesn't puff up with that, does it?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yes, it's exactly what it does. Yes, I haven't good
a friend of mine.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
It balloons up stop seriously, yes, right, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Might get not mine and one thousand year old Florence
Nightingale Norse either neither of us actual doctors.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Now, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Jack and I have an issue with producer Rio. Jack
and I have spoken about I love of using meat thermometers. Right,
it was a game check. I'm talking it was a
game changing moment about eight years ago when I read
a book by it. I think the chef is called
Hugh Fernly witting Stool, quite a hairy UK chef with
a very UK sounding name, Hugh double Bowied Firmly witting Stall,

(05:53):
and he had a book It's simply called Meat, and
in that he said, if you want to do good meat,
you need a meat thermometer. And so I got one.
So now if I'm doing steaks or chicken, I've got
several thermometers. And because you might have friends around who
some people like a medium steak, or they might like
medium rail, or like my wife likes it well done,

(06:14):
you're guessing that, right, but not if you've got a thermometer,
you know exactly it's the fine art. I don't need
to guess what's at the center of the meat this.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
I actually am hesitant to get into this with you guys,
because I both respect and like you a lot. And
to hear that you're cooking your steaks with a little
robot getting Siri to help you cooking your little steaks.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You sound like you sound you sound like an old fogy.
Happily it's black, it's done.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
If I'm sorry, but if you.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You know what it's like.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
It's kind of like for me seeing a grown ass
adult put a little meat thermometer in their steak. It's
sort of like watching someone like a fully grown person
drive right around a bike with like tricycles.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So you're gonna tell, You're.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Gonna tell Chef Ramsey he's on training wheel.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Gordon Ramsey is not at home cooking his steaks with
a little meat that I guarantee he is when he's
got to cook a hundred steaks and he's doing a
million other things.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I have to do sometimes six steaks, six whole steaks, Yeah,
six whole steaks.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
The difference is you really don't know until you perfect,
not just even the chicken chickens.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
I would like to if we want to talk about
chicken jack, the chicken you bring in every day.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
I see that that is the driest chicken.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Left. The moisture has been and poor chicken.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
I will take my chances with the meat.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
What do you see.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Some chicken, that queen.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
What you see must be some sort of optical illusion.
Because you taste that and you taste circulate, you work
for it. You taste softness.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
You did not, you did not?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
You almost snap?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Can we agree? Take that example out? I admit that's
a tough one to see and bring it up.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's not using words like tough around my chicken.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's not back out today, is it?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
By the way, it's the hardest part.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Here all week, dessicated old hosy. But no, sorry, you're
saying the taste is the difference real. You sound like
a flat earth. No, no, I don't want to look
at your compass. I don't want to have a look
at the telescope. I don't want to leave Australia.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yes, yes, exactly. It's a very it's a very like
ancient primal thing. It's what separated us from the animals
was the ability.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
To mans did as well, attacking each other with clubs.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
That now that we've explorted that to drones, and it's
had terrible implications.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Same thing with the meat, the mometer, take out the risks.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
And if you're talking about caveman days when we used
to start becoming different from the animals. That's how you're
cooking your meat on a big open fire. You have
no idea. You're just going from raw to charcoal. You
have no control.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Your guests won't be enjoying the mill.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yes they will, because it's just simply a steak. It
is not a very.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Actually for me, it is meat is life.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yes, and meat is exactly It is the simplest, most pure,
primal form of life.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Why do we need to be like, oh, sirius meat
for me.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Please, I handle my own meat. You get your hands
off my meat. That is mine and mine alone. I
work that meat, Okay. I tend to turn it.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I time it meatter. So if you cook me at steak,
I'll say thank you, Siri for this delicious steak.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I won't be saying thank you, Christian, you.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Will be saying you'll I'll tell you what you won't
going to speak because actually you'll be week Actually you'll
be weeping, Oh my god, your emotions will.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Be thank you Christian.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Patsy, what are you going to do for Father's Day
this weekend for Chris with him being incapacitated and with
deep vein thrombosis.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Actually haven't. I haven't thought about proceedings for Sunday, to
be honest, Well yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Such the voice of everyone in the world about Father's
Day really this Sunday.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
It is This Sunday.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's definitely on this year. Is whether the cancer I'd
heard so no plans.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
At the moment, no, nothing. I must have a bit
of a conference with the thirteen year old and see
what she because they don't even have like the parents'
stall anymore now that she's at big school in year seven.
You know they used to do the parents store.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
For that's when that parents stall shit really kick and
is during these teen years. That's when the gifts should
be coming and you need to get something of it
because it's the long, hard yes, not the ease or
wandering them around and doing party trained the hard yards
of the teen years. That's when you need that that
those stalls out for mums and dads to do it. Yes,
and I will stuck behind. Yeah, somebody who had a

(11:14):
dad car red joke never seen before Ace Dad. Now
did someone buy that for him? You don't, You don't
go it's me. I am a STAD. It's too much
to live up to. You don't get to claim that yourself.
That's hopefully a gift for him. Does anyone know? I'd

(11:36):
love to know because he looked like a mature dad
and it looked like I'm hoping that someone got out
for him, because it felt like such a lot of
pressure to live up to a STAD. I mean, I
do my best, but I couldn't say a stad because
you only have a one conversation like it's just doing
from saying something whether you can't say that, think that anymore, dad,

(11:56):
or you know that's not right? Those aren't the right
pronouns anymore. You can't have these thoughts that you can't
have these thoughts.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
The thing I worry about with any personalized number plates,
especially something like as Dad, is if he's ever in
a bingle, then the rest of us see it like
ace dud, Yeah, can't drive.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're true. I want to know, but by the end
of this week, I want to have spoken to a
stad to find the story of the making of a stad.
It looked like quite an old sort of blue chromy,
kind of blue metallic beaut He had, like quite an
old one from maybe the eighties or seventies. But I
want to know more about the mystery of a stad.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Good mine, good mine, good morning, good mining?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Do you all right? After the outstand, we're going to
do the good Morning Minute, where for one minute we
try and say good morning too. Of many of you
listening right now to the show with us as possible,
all you need to do is text me on four
seven five O three one o four three. Oh we
need is your name, where you are and what are
you up to right now? To four three one oh

(13:01):
four three. Please if anyone does also know a Stad.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
The Christian Connall Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I've had a fallout of all my best friends yesterday.
You need to get your taken to every one. I
think they broke some kind of code. He said something
to my wife, and I just think there is a
code between guys and this guy has broken it, and
I've I feel differently about him anyway. Right now the
good Morning.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
Minute, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
All right, So for the next sixty seconds we say
good morning, too of many of you as possible. Dry chicken, Jackie,
you ready.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Let's go, and it's not dry. It is morning succulent
coconut husks.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Patsy, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I am ready and raring to go.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
There's fire up those good mornings, team good what is you?
Jason driving his daughter to childcare before he starts to
Daily Grind at Woolly's.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Good Morning Jason and daughter.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Our sixteen year old yesterday advised my wife and I
that Father's Day is totally overrated. You could never say
if any of this are we underrated? That is not
over anything, and fathers and Mother's Day should both be canceled.
She said, you already have your birthday? What do you
need another day?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Clar I do remember using that argument as children when
there's the kid's day.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, good morning to Marine and Haysteing's doing the housework
rights now right now whilst listening to the show up
and Loud gets a moving good morning, Marine, Marie, keep
on moving, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat Tom. We
want to say good one to ourselves here. Good morning us,
good morning, good morning us, good morning us. It's dean

(14:46):
and hallam to start making windows anyone's going to do it.
We're on play school. It's like a little vat on
play school. Is now, how do they make windows?

Speaker 4 (14:56):
What are they melting the glass? And like physically doing this?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Glass?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Is glass made from sand?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do you melt?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
You met melt sand to make a window?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
So awful? Certainly realized you have no idea how ninety
nine of the world was some months asked me to
go and do a talk at a kid's school, right,
and the turk went well until I asked any questions.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
This kid goes how does radio work? And the next
fight twenty minutes stumbling and they I literally lost the room.
They were like, it is one of the dance here,
didn't it up? I don't think he's a radio.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
He's less for us, like eight.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
This is not an adult he has now had a
brain in there. All thoughts, Dian and hallam, how do
you make a windows? Please? And not to anyone else?
How do you make radio?

Speaker 10 (15:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Please, we need some notes or something. Good morning to Sorry,
come on in to Dean and Halla making the window?
Hey all right, yeah it's a bit slow there, Patsy,
morning to all, Tete and Rawson right now watching the
sky Oh, this is a beautiful line there, Si Paletry
right now watching the sky wake up and the sunrise

(16:13):
over the hill. That's Teresa mon Christian Danueine Clyde North.
I'm currently driving from Clyde North to the city for work.
Gotta love these daily drives going ground.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
North of the city and from the city.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Back to Clyde nor. Good morning, Daniel, enjoying that drive
from Clyde North with his favorite show now leaving him hanging.
Good morning Terry here, Good morning Terry. Morning Terry listening
to Oasis all day after the show. Yes, fingers cross,
fingers cross, It's definitely is going to be the reunion,

(16:58):
not some awful lacnos news about a great hits album
coming out. Good morning everyone, Thank you for joining us
this morning. Not very familiar.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
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the best Father's Day gift any dad who listens to
this show could ever hope to receive. Sunday. These are
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(17:36):
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right now in the mafia, the code they have there
is called the o murder, and I believe that amongst

(18:00):
the brotherhood men who were friends with other men, there
is also a murtyer, a deep code of blood oath
if you will. It's never implied or said, but it's
there and it should it should run deep. But sadly,
Sunday evening it got broken between a friend of me
and a friend well sorry, and me and a former friend.
I'll call him John because that's his name. John and

(18:24):
I had hash a plan. I hadn't yet time in
white had time to tell my wife about this weekend
away that John and I were planning to have. That's
what this center is on. Really. My wife sees my
friend John at the weekend and John starts to moan
that I haven't replied to a text message in only

(18:46):
six hours about the planned weekend away. My wife goes,
what weekend away? I don't know anything about this, Oh,
my friend John, I'm afraid to say crabs the bed,
throws me under it, over and talk about this last
couple of weeks. I just presumed, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gasp in amazement, everybody gasping. Imagine how I felt Sunday night.

(19:12):
When my wife comes in, I can tell she's got
some juicy more so, she doesn't even.

Speaker 11 (19:16):
Wait to see me right somewhere else house. The door opens,
does even goes, well, well, well, guess who I've just seen.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
And I'm like, I don't know John where.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I'm like, oh my god, he wouldn't the brotherhood.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh no, he had he throw me right under the
Sarah bus. Yeah, oh, you never told me about your
weekend away with your little friend John going for a
weekend away together. Actually, wives don't like men to be happy.
They like him disenfranchise because you're easy to control. She was.
I would say, did I plan some spontaneity and happiness?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I know, for him to give up the inflasion that
you've been talking for weeks about it. That's the worst part.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I didn't even call him Sunday night because I was
so upset and disgusted and sickened. Bucky wide. I called
him yesterday and I said, John and straight away his
voice trem We went, I'm sorry, I felt like an ambush.
I went, men are in foxholes together, they get ambush.
They don't pick up one of the guys and throw
them over the top of the foxhole. That's what you've
done now, And he goes, where does this leave the weekend?

(20:29):
And we said, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
John, I just don't know the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
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Speaker 8 (20:55):
That you just stepped out of the Salon salent selectives.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you remember phaps that from the advert?

Speaker 12 (21:03):
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Speaker 2 (21:03):
Like you just I don't know why this came to me?
Why is that in there? I don't know significant dates
of the children.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
You guys reference something that I have no idea, But
I actually think you've gone there.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well that's a good chance you don't know the man
to be on the show, but it Clay Northern back,
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Speaker 3 (21:24):
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Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I tell you who, perhaps if you've got some
yet For Chris, I haven't got it yet. It's my
name on the on the pants. But to tell you
who took them home straight away yesterday after the show,
Jack posts.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
There is there is one hundred pis. I want to
see what they look like. I want to run them
through the wash first, make sure they were nice and clean.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh, I tell you, what are you saying? We wouldn't
send dirty pants out to listen?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's not pre warn I actually changed my ways because
of something that was discussed on this show. I always
used to buy clothes and wear them straight away. I
always washed them, but then so many people rung up
and said, no, you got to wash them. You got
the factory germs on them. And now I cut.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
From American apparel. No no, no, no, no no no.
They wash them themselves, They take the chief executives, they
all take them home and wash them and then they
send them to us. So not those ones, another ones,
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(22:23):
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Every caller that has the story that comes from out
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Speaker 3 (22:41):
Exchange dumb.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
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Speaker 1 (23:15):
Three Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Dad Mountdowns and Dad Claim to Fame? Dad meult downside
this one.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
My dad had a huge meltdown. What makes his story
fine is he's a reformed Buddhist, constantly telling my teenage
sisters and I about keeping calm and keeping himself. And
then one day out in the paddicle, Walmle died on
him and this thing was just ripped to pieces. The
more we laughed at him ripping it apart, the worse
it goad.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
See even Dana Lama would lose a lot, or if
he never used a whipper snipper, you know, le test Any.
Is he informed Buddhists like he's quit the monastery? Is
that what they throw him out?

Speaker 10 (23:51):
Dave.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
We've spoken to you about these rights. We should never
put him on gardening duties. He's a reformed Buddhist, he's
given up the ways. So Dad mountdowns and dad claim
to fame.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
I think I've got a pretty significant dad.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
He and a couple of mates are responsible for building
the first road that went all the way through to
Bill's Beach, my partner's dad.

Speaker 14 (24:12):
He was a tailor to some stars, especially around Melbourne.
He even made some suits for Chopper Reed.

Speaker 15 (24:18):
My father holds the record for changing ties on a
mini minor in under three minutes by hand.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Wow, I'm just thinking my kids have got nothing. My
dad pays nickelback. They've actually got nothing to say. You
need to do something significant of this company's according all right,
So this case in calls here Steve, good morning, Good morning.
You got a dad claim to fame for Steve I have.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
We've just found out my father, whose Slovenian in background,
is related to Mallenia Trump.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
This is huge Wow, this is amazing. And what do
you mean you've just found out you haven't breakfast? This morning.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
It came out there's been something I've wanted to tell
you for a long long time.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
I know it's I've got a cousin in Slovenia. We've
been doing some research and me pops up Getzar by
the way, related to Miladia Trump.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I went, oh, great, so have you've done the DNA
testing the ancestry.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Look, I've done me on DNA testing.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
And Milania.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Family.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
She retied. You know, she's got relatives in Australia. She
might be going to fight here away from.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
We're having her over for a bar.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You know, I might.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
I might try Foster's or something I don't do during Yeah,
there you go, little little.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I love that. That's a great strong stung for dag
Clean to fame, Steve, thank you very much. She called me.
Cheers Jack, good morning, Hello Christian Jack. You've got a
Jack plane the fame. I'm very good.

Speaker 14 (26:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:02):
So I recently found out my dad tried out for
some Kilda in the eighties and he made it all
the way through a pre season and in the final
game he got cut because Tony Lockett broke his leg.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Tony Locker broke your dad's leg.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, well no, wow, because he was so threatened by
him coming on the inside track took him out.

Speaker 13 (26:21):
Yeah, I think it was yeah, friendly fire type thing.
He told me last year we were at this and
killed a finals game at the mc GEN. We'd had
a few beers each and he said, I tried to
have aything kild.

Speaker 14 (26:34):
Back when.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Hair, but there suddenly there doesn't grow family trees. It
kills brain sounds and he gets tall stories. Oh, by
the way, I should have mentioned this. Yeah, so, yeah,
that would have gone all the way, would have been
a contented was that breaking my leg?

Speaker 13 (26:56):
He ended up playing pretty decent at high level like
a VFL for box Hill and stuff and a few
local clubs around the area, so he did play quite well.
But yeah, I guess the eighty four pre season was
as bad as high as he could get before injury setting.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's a good claim to fame. It's a good story,
all right, Jack, Thank you very much for giving us
a call. Aries This is the.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's pretty impressive. But here's your dad related to Milania Trump.
This is huge. Oh, my word. Another update from Daniel
Clyde North give me real time updates about his progress
in today.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Did he make it through Danney?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
No, he has. Actually there's a bit of movements. Christian,
Daniel Clyde North again. I'm now on the monach outside
Waverley Gardens, almost fifty minutes after my first communication to
you this morning. I could always give you traffor reports
like this if you like. No unsubscribed, all right, so

(27:58):
your way. You can win these exclusive, beautiful These are
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(28:20):
has returned with the release of its entire product line
with free shipping across Australia. Okay, all right, then Steve's
on the line now. Good morning Steve, Good morning, Christian,
Good morning Tiam. How are you We're going to Steve,
So you've got a dad claim to fame.

Speaker 16 (28:39):
I'm doing my own clim to fame as a dead
Christian because I'm representing myself here. My daughter plays basketball
her first season that she ever played, first season I
ever coached. We're our final winners by one point.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
That is a strong start. Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Sad to say you have to ring up about yourself,
but no, this is.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
What it is to be a dad chack. Your starved
a validation. Yeah, you should be brown. This is amazing dadding.
Well done, Steve. You're like the Phil Jackson. Five more
rings are coming your way, Bill better check. Thanks christ
And do you know what he's getting emotional?

Speaker 13 (29:18):
There?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
You deserve to be Steve A games. He's game, my friend.
I'm going to reward you with some American apparel. These
beautiful Father's Day track two pants to show track two
pants are coming your way, Steve, wear them as you
defend that title. Double champ is coming your way. Okay.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
They will be around the basketball court every Saturday.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Thank you very very much. All right, Steve, well done, buddy.
As who are and what's your what's your daughter's team called?

Speaker 16 (29:46):
She plays for the Basin Wildcats.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
The Basin Wildcats.

Speaker 16 (29:53):
Yeah out in the East competition.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
All right, good luck, all right, thanks Steve. Let's go
to Michelle here. Good morning, Michelle, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
How are you going.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I'm good, so you're done. What was his claim to
fame or is his claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (30:06):
Yep, My dad's claim to fame was when Johnny Farmer
first started. He was Johnny Fann's drummer.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh wow, the original called the Mavericks was in the Mavericks. Wow.
What happened?

Speaker 10 (30:21):
Oh he got Johnny ended up laving them for another band.
So yeah, my dad and he's mate just kept going
and I did like parties and if anybody wanted a
band to play then and help them out.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Did they ever hear from John ever? Again?

Speaker 10 (30:38):
No, he left them and that was it.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
And this is what it's going to be like when
Pats leaves us. It's the podcast is to bridge out
the rainbow, bridge out of here. The menopause is her.
It is her bridge away from this and we'll be
like that drummer. You and I would just become the Mavericks.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Mavericks in the Morning, transmitting to bar Mitzvah's son a weekly,
don't I don't rub it in.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
It hard enough as it is. Sounds like she's already rehearsed.
What's going to happen for us? All those guys are
still doing it, Michelle, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Story the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
We have two Halees here lined up. Both were stories
about their dad and a claim to fame. So Haley
number one, Good morning, Haley.

Speaker 14 (31:28):
Good morning, Christian. How are you.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I'm going to welcome to the show, So tell us
about dad and his claim to fame.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Wow, it's my grandpa. He was in the RAF and
he was invited to the garden party with the Queen
twice and had canceled twice due to death in the family.
And then he was invited again and finally went and
made the front page of the paper.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
So it was third time lucky for the queen.

Speaker 14 (31:53):
Yes, so he was in the RAF in bomber command.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh wow, the queen really wanted your granddad to go
to ask him again time.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And the queen doesn't get rejected.

Speaker 14 (32:07):
No, but yeah, we've got the newspaper. Front page of
the newspaper was lovely.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Ah, that what a lovely memory about an incredible man.
By the sound of it, he was.

Speaker 14 (32:16):
He was lovely.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
All right, Haley, thank you very much, your story mate,
have a good day.

Speaker 14 (32:20):
Thank you, bybye.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I know, let's go to the other Haylees waiting for us.
Haley number two, Good morning.

Speaker 15 (32:25):
Good morning everyone.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I hope you well? So tell us about your dad's
claim to fame.

Speaker 15 (32:31):
Okay, So my dad's claim to fame was he was
in the navy with the son of the author who
created James Bond.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
So the author of James Bond is in Fleming, Lemmy, Yes, wow,
that's pretty amazing.

Speaker 15 (32:47):
Yes, So we get lots of stories about how James
is probably based on his life and you know, written
about him, but it's not really right.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
All right, helly, thank you very much the story. No race,
Uh that squeeze Marcus in now, good morning Marcus Christian.

Speaker 12 (33:06):
How are we all?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, we're good, Marcus. And you've got to claim to fame.
But dad or Mountdown, well.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
Yeah, claimed the same. But my father was a bitternar
and he's got Parkinson's now. He was retired. But a
lot of years ago he went with friends out to
the Flower Drum in Melbourne for dinner and they were
in their Black Statesman and he'd been injured by a cow.
So he's in his suit, had a bad foot. Mum
Mum pulled up to let him out with a friend
and he got known either by Michael. Mick and the

(33:33):
staff at the front of the restaurant heard Mick and
this black V eight call up and went, oh, it's
Mick Gaddo, and they all of a sudden Mum was
going to drive off to find a parking space. They
removed bollards and taped off area, sealed his car in
at the front of the restaurant, took him straight up
to a special table. And they didn't pay for a
thing all night.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Oh my god, what a great a rag great case
of mistaken identity.

Speaker 12 (33:56):
Yeah, well, I'm just glad it was just that, not
anything else.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
You got somebody else here.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yes, amazing story, Marcus, Thank you very much, mate.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
No worries. Gods, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast later on today at eight
o'clock in the UK eight am in the UK. All
these big rumors perhapsly been talking about. The news is
everywhere at the moment about the apparent reunion between the
Oasis brothers Noel and Liam mccallagher, fell out spectacular, really
horrible fallout fifteen years ago and over the last couple

(34:29):
of years, and as they're both entering in their fifties,
their mum, Peggy, still alive, has been desperate for her
two sons to speak to each other so they can
let her own the money coming in from any prospective
live tours, so they actually can all have Christmases together,
because in the real world, forget about music and rock
and roll, families fallout, and they had a very very bad,
very ugly falling out, and they vowed that they would well.

(34:51):
No Liam's reached out many times and wanted to reunite
the band, but Nolas said absolutely, no way. And then
I don't know what's happened recently, whether it's money, a
thirty million dollar divorce and Nool's gone through. You can
join the dots, but anyways, I hope it really happens.
They were the soundtrack to the nineties of my life.
I mean a lot of other people all over the world.
They were everything to me Oasis and then they broke

(35:13):
up and it was heartbreaking, really heartbreaking. Although it was
only ever going to go one way with those two
because right from the early days in nineteen ninety four.
When I first saw them, there was a genuine air
of excitement about them and rock and roll, largess everything
about rock and roll they embodied, They had all the songs,
they were charismatic, but there was a genuine air of
menace between those boys because of the honey. So it

(35:35):
was never going to be happily ever after. But rock
and Roll over the last couple of years has got
quite stayed and boring. And I think all the height
the last twenty four hours about Oasis. Are they going
to come back ten nights at Wembley? That's more than
Taylor swifted. For us middle aged people, we don't get
a lot of exciting news these days. This is really exciting.
My daughters yesterday said Dad, we haven't seen you this

(35:58):
excited went ever.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
And this is just about the rumor that maybe I've.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Only got tickets. I hope it happens. I really do.
I'd love it happened, and I'll tell you what I'd
really love. And I spoke to the chief executive essay,
I want to take the show there and I want
to take you the Pats. You've never been to the
UK London and chat we take the show there, we
take some listeners to come as well, and I want
to be there, and I'll tell you the night that
we will only be going is the only night, and
guarantee they're going to be there opening night, because if

(36:28):
I'm off it like the tenth night that last time
I went, Mate, probably not going to be there. Those
two will. I'm sorry, but history says it's not going
to be happily ever after. With every night they dolike day,
Liam will get carried away, and old riffs that I
haven't here probably will come back again. But I'd love
to take the show there and take a lot of

(36:48):
listeners out as well, and that we all get to
see what should be an amazing experience. There'll be incredible.
I hope two things if this is true. Don't worry
about new music. Guys don't need any new stuff, just
practice the old. And no one at the age of
forty should be allowed to buy a ticket until all
the rest of us have brought our allocation. I don't
want to lose out because some bozo's twenty, ay know, Wonderworld, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
That's not fair. You have lots similar people. Taylor Swift
at June Us middle aged fast, we've got nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Let us out o oasis.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I actually think it's a great idea for any band
to do some kind of survey age, just like you've
got to prove, you know what about the band. Pare's
ten questions, if you ends it, at least nine out
of ten come along.

Speaker 12 (37:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Fifteen years we've been waiting. We thought this day would
never end. Nobody is true, by the way, Otherwise, I
don't know if I'm coming in tomorrow. If that's some
cruel some cause cruel rickrolling going on, you know, then
I think a lot of people are going to be heartbroken.
But it is. It's a big thing. So they were
the Kings of the nineties. There were the soundtracks who
a lot of people in the UK of the nineties,

(37:56):
and they're coming back hopefully. What else would you like
to come back the nineties? What do you like to
bring back the nineties? Patsy?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I reckon the old Rachel haircut from friends. Well, the
bob you know, she had like this, you know, choppy
choppy down the side and we.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
All had it all of this. Yes, when I met
my wife, she had that yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Long enough at the back to tie up it sort
of funky at the front, didn't know what it was doing.
It could be whatever it wants.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
It looks like you see now, how do you scribe it?
Like her hair helmet?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Oh no, no, Star Wars had is nice and perfectly curved.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Edgy. It was edgy.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Her helmet is Howard described for the younger of you
who might be forced to listen to the show right now, Okay,
don't you even try and get Awaist tickets again? Do
you even think about it? Suld put your day to
birth in and if you're not spinning that wheel back
down until like the seventies, Ala, it's a lockout. Let
the old people have their tickets. First, Jack, what would
you love to bring back Limp Biscuit?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
You guys, I did love Limp Biscuit in their day.
They were probably my oasis in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Off the plane. You're not coming to London to a
show we have no tickets for.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
They did reunite and they are playing now. I don't
know if you've seen Fred Durst on stage, but this
is a cowboy now.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Oh no, it's not another of those kid rocks, is
he is?

Speaker 10 (39:13):
He?

Speaker 13 (39:14):
Is?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
He? Sending Trump possible son.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
To cowboy hat, button up shirt. So they're not they're
not the same limb biscuit that I like.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
They're not doing country music, are they?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, they still do.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
A crime against music.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I don't know why he's dressed like that, but I
know that they're back.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
But he's a cowboy doing the old limp biscuits.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Sea it still does limb biscuits.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
He mishmash, isn't it the visuals and the audio? All right?
What would you like to bring back from the nineties?
Give us a call nine four one four one four three.
Let's play some away sis Now it's fourteen minutes past eight.
What's the story, Morning Glory. I was on the project
last night talking about all this, and a producer called
me yesterday afternoon and I found my said to him, said, yeah, yeah,
but it's the nineties and so you know, that's twenty

(39:57):
years ago. And he went, no, No, that's thirty years ago.
Went the nineties, it's thirty years ago. That was a
big news for me yesterday.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I remembering queuing to buy this on vinyl. I was
twenty one. You remember actually queuing to buy albums when
they came out on the Monday that came out was
a really really big thing. What a band. I hope
you have a band like Oasis in your life. They
just just hearing that. Now I'm back to be in
twenty one again. I've just moved down to London. And
they were a rock band from really working class background

(40:32):
and they sang songs about wanted to become rock stars,
and then they became huge rock stars. And in my
twenties it made you think that maybe liken't those two boys.
If you had a dream and you went through it,
everything on your twenties, life is, or it should be,
life is a flame with possibility. It made you think
I could maybe I could do something like that a
dream in my life as well. So you've all got

(40:53):
bands like that. Everyone should have a band like that.
Though when they're in the twenties, they really were the
soundtrack of their lives and the moment you hear them yesterday,
I really was lasting Oasis b size yesterday and I
was so happy. I wasn't fifty one, I was twenty one.
I had jet black hair. There was no graining. We
were actually going through some photos yesterday of a dinner

(41:16):
of me interviewing the boys over the years, and Lois,
my seventeen year old, when she saw the first time,
Oh my god, you were young. Yeah, I wasn't born
when you were. I wasn't. I just wasn't born fifty one.
I was once your age. I think she think it's
always always been the time middle aged see in the
corner there, you know, and actually forget. Yes, I had

(41:36):
once had vital energy and looks about me. Yes, I
had a pulse.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Where are you going to be this afternoon? Or what
is it for evening? Four o'clock?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
This evening? That they really googled it and done that time,
but he shifted it around four.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
What are you going to do for the moment?

Speaker 13 (41:51):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Where are you going to be?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'll be sating from the TV. I'll be sauning from
the TV. I don't if it is announced, and it
will be. I don't think they go straight to the tick.
I think they'll be next week. The tickets will go
and tell and that will be that's is gonna That's
what I'm really worried about. Because Pats was talking to
me before the show was coming, so excited to want
to take the show there and it'll be amazing, right,
And I know it also because we take pats to London,

(42:15):
she's never been to London before. You take your family
and we take some listeners, like a designer. Really great
thing that people go and do stuff during the week.
And then Patsy said, you should really get some free ticks. Pats,
I'm a persona and non. Granted, I've got no skin
in that game anymore. Wait, that dude wants tickets to
the biggest show in town. Forget it, my friend, you're

(42:36):
and nobody.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Last week we're talking about that former Australian athlete who's
gone to compete for Team GV Richards and the scorn
you had about him. Suddenly I pop up, going col
we I already study emailing old bosses and be like,
I'm not spoken to in six years ago. And it's
like seeing there the suckers and I'm like, wow, I'm

(42:56):
one of the chances. No six years ago. So now
i I'll be killing to get my tickets like every
other smuck jack. What else do you want to bring
back from the nineties?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
All Right, there was a few TV shows we watched
as a family when we were kids that we loved
Gladiators has.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
One they brought that back? What a great show.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Hey, hey, it's Saturday. They tried to revive that a
few times.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'm sure about that. Don't chat you want to bring
back all that? You'll be on the Footy Show? Is
Sam and Eddie back next?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
This is the one that they haven't tried to bring
back yet and we loved it as Kids. Who Dares Wins?
Hosted by Mike Whitney ex cricketer Mike Whitney. It was
such a great format. He did small prizes, so small dares.
He'd go around supermarkets and say, like drink some raw
eggs and you win fifty bucks. He was the original
cash man, give it away fifties. And then at the

(43:43):
end of the episode was the big deare you know,
like be harnessed up, jump from a bridge onto a
boat or what exciting TV? And so the contestants. The
thing that he said every week was like, if the
contestant doesn't do it, then I have to do it.
But he also had a cove hit that was if
doesn't do it, then I have to do it. And
if I don't do it, the stuntman will do it.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
The fact that you build that into it, suddenly it's
not so dramatic.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
For three weeks it's the Stubman Show.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Do you know what I'm on the show? Well, any
of our listeners actually on that showy, or you know
anyone it? What did you do on Who Dares Wins? Christian,
I love to bring back from the nineties to petrol prices.
That's from Peter and a lot of you. Sonya. I'd
like to bring about house prices from the nineties. Christian.
I'm so excited about Oasis reforming. I lived in London
for a couple of years and I'd love to be

(44:34):
on the plane that you're taken out there. Well, I said,
I'd like to take a plane out though it's not
happening yet.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Inappropriate, Secret Santa Gifts, Human Resources didn't care. We all
had a good laugh. No, actually we don't. I'll tell
you what we don't need to bring back. James, is
the word inappropriate because it's in and out South says it.
It's inappropriate, so not appropriate. You're not coming on that

(45:04):
plane now. Early on A one and we were chatting
to one of you who makes windows, and we were
speculating about how windows are made, and we found out
Dean told us and Jack oh Fair casually said to
me and reading in a studio, oh, I've got a
really interesting fact about windows, so much so that after

(45:24):
it you will go, damn, that's actually interesting.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I stand by that. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I've never been more ready in my life.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I think I am remembering this right. Windows aren't actually
a solid form. They are very very very very slow
moving liquid like think of honey is very viscous.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Windows are incredibly incredibly like a frozen form of honey. Yeah,
so much so that houses that are like one hundred
years old, the top parts of the window will be
thinner than the bottom parts of the window because the
windows are slowly, very very slowly, almost imperceptibly moving downwards.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
That is interesting. Why sometimes a window can just explode
Maybe because of the internal pressure.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Maybe, So you start off with.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I think, and now they're chucking in and maybe in
there I'm starting a shadow of doubt here.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
The only reason, So what'd you get it from?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Place? Caol?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
When we went moved into our home and it was
one hundred years old, the tops of the windows who
were very thin and the bottoms were thick. And someone
told me that.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
And then as I was let me get the real
estate agent, when you went little bit drafty at the top.
Oh no, no, no, that's moving liquid if you don't
know the house, this house too, sir.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
But then after I was trying to recall the fact
in my head, after I told you I had an
amazing fact, I thought, well, there's there's windows way older
than one hundred years think of church windows and stained glass,
and they're not melting out of their window sills, but.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
They do have to be repaired.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yeah, so there is something in it, very very slow moving.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
What no, rio, Okay, let's go live to Google right now,
where producer.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Things better without Google ruining them.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
And right now we're in the middle of the school
room and we can't leave impression of minds going into
school today telling lies about science.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's kind of true.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
That's all you need in life, true enough, very.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Very technically, they're not a liquid or a solid. They're
somewhere in between.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
But what is that then?

Speaker 6 (47:32):
They it doesn't say it's called an amorphous solid, but
they're very very slowly dripping down. Yes, Well, they asked
actually about the church glass and they found that over
a billion years glass would move under.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
How would they know, I don't know even testing it
for even half a bid?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Did you stop that.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
News? I've lost lost where we were to start getting guys.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Moved less than a nano millimeter in a billion years.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
That means that the windows at one hundred year old
house were not thin on the top because there they
were melting.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
They're just cheap ass, which I think.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Today for the best in show you get a two
hundred and fifty dollars out should They got to Bar
in Mexico, a new North Side hot spot with authentic
Mexican street food, handcraft, drinks, and lively entertainment. Today is
World Mythological Day, so we're looking for your mythical movies.

(48:45):
Producer Rea has find most people are familiar with the
big no in mythical gods, but here are some very
lesser known mythical gods such as Coosina, the goddess of
filth who presides did over the suit? Have you just
made this up there? Say you're born in the office. Okay?
The goddess of filth. Wow, that's so cool. I want

(49:10):
to see a picture of her getting over the toilet.
The huggy users I often pray to to clean up
before I go in there after huggy, Oh Cloesina, cleanse
this and me in this space.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Even some work is too much for you.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
What about Priapus, the god of things that rise? Here
I uncooked bread loabs. He was always depicted permanently aroused.
E eight, the goddess of four pm, the one where

(49:49):
is it six o'clock gone? That's who I need tomorrow
at six Devera, the goddess of brooms. And here the
goddess who can restore your virginity, virginity annually in the
bath on the same day. I see you get your
cherry back. I'm excited. Reset the clock like a car

(50:11):
when they spin the miles back. Yeah right, mythical movies.
What are the ancient gods watching up there on myth TV?
I'll tell you what they love. He's just not that
myth into you bronze, Yeah, not American psycho, American cyclops.

(50:35):
What I got. It's not men who stare at goats,
it's minotaur who's stare at goats, Silver Merlin, rouge.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Was Merlin. Definitely not real.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
We know they're not even They're not even convinced King
Arthur was real. It's a mythical sorcerer, the Camelot, the Knights.
That yeah, no real life wizard, mate, think he's on
the Great Norton Show once that famine st and stonemad

(51:11):
do it? Do it? Who does wins?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I thought he might have not been real but not
really magic?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
No, no, give back to your glass facts mate, and.

Speaker 11 (51:22):
Weekend herky Lees silver bus.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Alright, this should be good, Jimmy Marts, Well, when do
you got four mythical movies?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Mystical movies? I got to make my way film in there.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Actually, oh yeah, nothing more mythical cracking Jack, Although that's
very good. That's good. Gold not Connair, no lepre Connair. No,
that's not mythical.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
They're not definitely not real.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
They are real. I've been there. Lepracorns are real. Do
you where do you even google? Lepracorns? Don't even I'm
up four leproal think you ever bringing that to the
Marvel universe. Our thoughts got some new mates. It's dancing Leprochal.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
They are getting desperate in Marvel that you are right,
we're not assemble.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Just because when was the last time you heard on
a breakfast radio show leprecords go plus.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Weekended mermis for Mermaids.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, it's it's so bad. Who's the mythical god of sucking?

Speaker 13 (52:39):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And we bought a Zeus?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh no, that's good. Okay, that's gold. All right? What
have you got? Their mythical movies over seventy five three
one O four three bonus.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Or the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Looking for your myth movies today on the time waste
best in Show two hundred and fifty dollars to spend
a bar Mexico. Jack, you're ready to Mark? I am
ready not Zoolander, Zeus Lander Gold very good, Chris well done,
Edwards sent our hands gold, Pla, Julie very good, Open,

(53:14):
Hermes bronze Zeus Bigelow, Malchiglow, Sylvia, Well that's very funny,
Unicorn air Silva. Let's try Renee Star Shrek, I mean
very mythical. Recently come on Australia Zeus foot Zeus silver

(53:41):
Centaur of a woman instead of center gold. But the
Steve Dragon in sixty seconds. Silva Bacchus to the future.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Was a backers.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Backers have got us a party in rebellion Bachannadian revelry
Silva and have to consult my mythical periodicals. Zach and
Mary make a lepre corno. I asked bonuses and you deliver.
James Matthews, Zach and Mary make a leprecorno. Is genius

(54:21):
weekend at Medusa's Silver. Ten things I hate about Zeus Silver,
Puss Odenheimer Gold. That's very clever, Sonia, well done, the
Dukes of Wizard Gold, You Me and Hercules Silver, Mermaid
in Manhattan Gold, Ogre's eleven Gold steven. That's really funny.

(54:48):
You Me and Aphrodite Bronze and Cyclopenheimer Gold. So many
good goals today, I can't really go. I can't go
past it.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Zach and make a leprecorner.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Well done, James Matthew, You're off to the Mexican Last bar, Mexico,
last song for us this morning. I'd a kid, Joe.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast